The Fred Movie Trilogy - The Search For The Worst - IHE

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[@YMS]

wake me up

[@theresonly1bigb]

Wake me up inside.

[@jwnj9716]

This makes M. Night look like Akira Kurosawa. Or worse, it makes Uwe Boll look like Steven Spielberg.

[@alexpepperdine925]

Can't wake up.

[@MrBrain-pl9vs]

your movie sucks

[@jamesmeow3039]

SAVE ME

[@orangethorpe6885]

"One time, your mom and dad went to hang out, and then they started touching each other, and then you popped out." *I need an adult.*

[@PureIrishGaming]

I am an adult

[@orangethorpe6885]

good.

[@PureIrishGaming]

Orangethorpe look up tfs for the reference

[@antidoteee]

But there is no reference

[@orangethorpe6885]

k

[@basic-rache105]

Growing up I never knew FRED’s KZbin channel was real, so I thought the movies were a spinoff of an iCarly character.

[@guilhermehank4938]

I remember that iCarly episode!! Everyone almost seemed to worship Fred. That episode has aged like milk

[@Torontoian007]

god why do i remember that

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Guilherme Almeida It aged great actually, people don’t accept Freddie’s opinion on a celebrity so they bully him mercilessly, there’s not even a happy ending

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 when you put it that way, yeah. But the stuff around Fred didnt age well, still.

[@romablumen1080]

didn't he have an ALF rip-off series too? on nickelodeon?

[@haydengray3523]

The writer of the first Fred film is now a head writer on Family Guy

[@shwahgamer]

Well Family Guy stopped being funny around the time this movie came out...

[@dededeeznuts5986]

@@shwahgamer Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@cheese-fz1ln]

@Rye Bread no

[@eddieyacobozzi6300]

What

[@nitzel9909]

It shows

[@joeyblenkhorn4967]

I bet they spent at least half the budget on John Cena.

[@graytiamat]

Joey Blenkhorn That's probably the best part of the budget, too.

[@razkable]

what budget...cena did it for free as a favor someone on set who worked with him in the ring or something I bet or gave his salary to war vets and kids...theres even a wwe promotion fight in the movie lol...and its pointless....its literally the biggest blatant ad ever in a movie...no effort to hid eit...

[@emily1k]

I don't think John Cena is that petty to take too big of a paycheck considering he spent a total of three days filming for all three movies (according to Lucas). He was also apparently really nice on set.

[@eevee6930]

Honestly I really respect John Cena for being a genuinely good person and not just showing for the camera.

[@thiagotanikawa]

AND WE CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM

[@RainbowLizardOne]

A mentally ill, schizophrenic teenager tries to survive life with his abusive mother in a world that doesn't understand or attempt to help him or his condition. Heartbreaking and very sad.

[@mistertheguy3073]

rainbow_lizard haha

[@serendipperty]

damn

[@thokus9012]

rainbow_lizard As he attempts to stalk his crush and get bullied

[@zoomerjack5435]

You know, for kids!

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

That must be the reason they put in slapstick and random subplots then.

[@jshack461]

Fred's mom is the lady from Men in Black. Fred's dad didn't leave, he was killed by a giant space cockroach who took his skin.

[@_lol.imagine_]

A what did what 👁👄👁

[@rumblezerofive]

@CG Phillips I'm guessing after two marriages she gave up

[@gracekim25]

Can you like never speak again

[@jshack461]

@@gracekim25 Youcan'thandlethetruth.jpg

[@SOY.O.G]

ORION'S BELT

[@DevenPowerswafflesdot]

For some reason, this started playing as I was drifting off into sleep, and the sounds of terror infused with my dream to become a feverish half-awake nightmare of sorts emanating from the floor. I opened the laptop to reveal Ralph Sepe. I don't understand what happened.

[@oz_jones]

Scary shit indeed

[@tertiaritus]

That's why I always go to sleep with TSFTW or horror games playing in the background. Dreams are unparalleled

[@IcyDiamond]

That must’ve been a fun dream

[@kuribirdie]

I remember one time when I saw John Cena on Television, and I said, "It's Fred's dad from The Fred Movie!" *i hate myself so much*

[@JoseLopez-mg4sy]

SCIPR Animates for shame... :p at least you learned the ways of the normal person

[@treynobles]

I Don't Like Drowning John Cena was in this movie? Huh. I guess I couldn't see him

[@hamburglar8794]

I did that too.

[@Mr_Metro]

Nice

[@broom2839]

It's alright. We were all a bunch of cancerous little shits at one point. Now we're cancerous big shits.

[@rsk4lyf357]

Joker (2019) was just a repurposed Fred script.

[@icommittaxevasion6715]

True

[@kanyakinanti]

A loner dude who lives with his problematic mother and stalks his crush, Fred IS the Joker

[@millerkarageanes1562]

@@kanyakinanti except joker is far better and not annoying

[@papayer]

@@millerkarageanes1562 Nah

[@millerkarageanes1562]

@@papayer ok not as annoying

[@creativeusername2202]

So as a Brit I think IHE genuinely doesn’t understand the "camp Iwannapeepee" thing. It’s a terrible joke, yes, but it’s not JUST that it sounds like "I want to pee pee," it’s a play on how many summer camps in America are named after rivers and lakes that they’re near that have long Native American names, so you’ll get stuff like Lake Winnipesauke (which is New Hampshire and It’s utterly beautiful) which is the Abenaki name for "smile of the great spirit." So the long name "iwannapeepee" is making fun of traditionally long Native American names. Which also makes the joke kind of... racist? Depending on how you look at it, too.

[@fightinggamegeek9238]

That just makes it so much worse...

[@creativeusername2202]

@@fightinggamegeek9238 SOOOO much worse yep.

[@Faelocke]

That seems VERY racist.

[@george4715]

I wouldn’t call it racist, I think it’s making fun of the names themselves, not the fact their Native American. If you make fun of how Luxembourg is named, you aren’t being racist towards the person of whatever ethnicity coined the name, you’re just making fun of the name itself.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@george4715 it's still just a low hanging fruit of a joke

[@DrYellow96]

i would rather send Fred to Camp Crystal Lake than the Iwannapeepee

[@newdriver9800]

lmao

[@tsg7official]

Or just send him to Auschwitz.

[@HailSatanLLC]

I imagine if there was a 4th fred movie, it would take place in the wild wild west. Fred Dead Redemption.

[@ghostie4485]

I don't think it could ever be redeemed

[@TyckinTymeBom]

DONT REMIND US OF THAT

[@TyckinTymeBom]

But it does have "Fred dead" in the name

[@fanatp0stpanka]

LENNNYYYY

[@snakycarnival9119]

stop giving them ideas, please

[@stopfidgetting]

The Fred Movie except every time they say Fred it gets more high pitched.

[@lmao2302]

My ears bleed to death. 7.8/10 too much blood.

[@Moodyskeletonz]

Caudex Do you want our ears to bleed!?

[@esp8713]

Random Hater On The Internet I wonder if anyone gets the joke ("7.8/10 too much water" was a rating of Pokemon ruby, sapphire, and emerald)

[@pumpkinwarrior7138]

Lego Master Wasn't it omega ruby and alpha sapphire

[@mrwonderfull4425]

nah ill just die instead

[@ProtogenCube]

the acting from the "no clothes game" scene that ralph did had more talent than every single frame of acting in all the 3 fred movies combined

[@barbieoftheweek]

It was terrible and unnecessary

[@andrewpinedo1883]

@@barbieoftheweekAre you referring to the movies or Ralph's acting?

[@puffinatheart5565]

​@@andrewpinedo1883 both, I'm sure. Ralph is really funny but that bit was... not very good

[@lorddraugr3138]

Fred: How about another Joke, Alex? Alex: No, I think we’ve had enough of your “Jokes”

[@josiahs9559]

John Cena jumping out of a fridge to beat his son is still one of the best things the world has every seen.

[@aidanvanreysner]

True

[@mishanyamishanya6311]

Tsavorite Prince he’s imaginary, crap, ur rite

[@alexdionisos]

Why was he even in a fridge?

[@thenotoriousmichaeljackson8938]

Fleek Geek Faxx

[@od4361]

yes

[@MrCARTMAN600]

Ralph? As in Ralph Seppe!?! World renouned food critic and closeted homosexual Ralph!?!

[@Whienzarth]

ConcededHadesIV Ralph 'Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners' Seppe!?!

[@MrCARTMAN600]

RustedShutKnight Hell yeah

[@Ethan-io7fh]

ConcededHadesIV And A Let's Player

[@AlexR-ATG]

And then he'll find out if there is, indeed, a ghost in the Whaley house by the name of Yankee Jim.

[@timandmoby10]

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@Treyast]

The unrated versions have Fred stalking Judy, and after he gets rejected he decides to shoot up a school because of some vivid hallucinations he has been having. The years of abuse from his mother and lack of a father have caused his mind to crumble to the point that he begins having delusions and even more hallucinations, and now he can't tell what's real or fake anymore. After disposing of the bodies at school, Fred decides to escape by going to a camp for kids so he can blend in. His bloodlust cannot be quelled, however, and he starts to silently slaughter all of the campers while blaming the counselors. The police catch on, and Fred is caught by a SWAT team trying to make a run for it. Despite Fred being caught, he is shot down by the squad. Turns out, his mother paid off some corrupt officers into hunting her deranged son down to kill him so she doesn't have to put up with him anymore. Fred's body is disposed of in the camp's food with the hope that he wouldn't be found for at least a few days before the kill team could return to Mrs. Figglehorn and tell her of their success. To their dismay, the chefs at camp have to serve more food than normal due to some girl who gorges all the time. She finds a finger of Fred in her food and finds that she loves the taste of human flesh, and the movie concludes with her picking up the mantle of the camp murderer, except now there is a hunger for flesh as well as the lust for blood.

[@aymarafan7669]

What kinda meds are you on bro?! 😂

[@purplehaze2358]

The realization that this film could be summarized near-identically to _The Joker_ hit me like a truck recently.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

except joker never got the hot goth gf.

[@evagrzech195]

I used to watch this movie all the time when I was little, and my parents hated it. I finally understand why. Sorry, mom.

[@goofybutserious4807]

And dad?

[@austinjobst4154]

@@goofybutserious4807 The dad was John Cena.

[@goofybutserious4807]

@@austinjobst4154 No I'm asking... Nevermind 😒

[@austinjobst4154]

@@goofybutserious4807 I'm messing with you dude.

[@unny8135]

@@goofybutserious4807 shut up you fucking troglodyte tool.

[@armouredskeptic]

Ah Fuck... I never expected to see something this awful... It's Ralph!

[@marz4484]

Skeptic what the fuck

[@adamate141]

ikr

[@serioussaitama4071]

Armoured Skeptic hahahaHaHaHaAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAHA!!!!

[@1izzardish]

Armoured Skeptic Woah! You're a moderately sized KZbinr whom I actually recognize!

[@yorak13]

Skeptic what

[@Anthony-vc2fd]

Here are some new *Fred* ideas: The walking *Fred* *Fred* dead redemption Dawn of the *Fred* The woman in *Fred* *Fred* : into the *Fred* -verse

[@americascreepyuncle]

Great spinoff ideas so far, here's some more for the sake of the Lucas' 401k: Live and let *Fred* Eat, pray, *Fred* *Fred* and the Furious *Fred* with benefits Snakes on a *Fred*

[@bravo6959]

Fred dead redemption made laugh to hard

[@frohn9461]

Orange is the new Fred

[@siborgproductions2422]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fred

[@daboi8734]

As stupid as this comment is, i gotta admit Fred: Into The Fred-Verse got a laugh out of me

[@Ravengm]

Fred's mom reminds me of an unfunny, actually depressing Gail the Snail.

[@channel4ripoffcompany404]

Nice it's always sunny ref

[@irise659]

SAME

[@scottmotsinger5781]

Fred walked so that Joker (2019) could run

[@taxfraub]

sad emoji

[@blauwbeer556]

lol

[@oldchannel8904]

Love that people have to say (2019) when they talk about Joker (2019) the movie

[@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3]

"Kevin is Judy's girlfriend." well done

[@randomusername9340]

ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues nice username

[@yurrrr]

Random Username k

[@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3]

i don't know what's going on here but i think i like it.

[@Felix-wj2km]

ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues What's the joke.

[@HallowIsSmol]

ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues Maybe a backhanded joke? I have no idea.

[@queerios9925]

I think the actor who played his mom played that lady from MIB 1 who's husband was killed by that roach alien.

[@pegse536]

Fred gets abused by a adult male and slammed into the ground Happiness noise

[@stephenbrown4698]

Damn Daniel: The Movie Damn Daniel 2: Green Eggs and Damn Damn Daniel 3: Damn Daniel Phantom

[@rogertully8571]

Stephen Brown Good god, no! Don't give them more ideas.

[@stephenbrown4698]

Damn Daniel 5: Damn Vs.

[@rachelholden792]

Stephen Brown should have been 'Daniel Damntom'

[@DapuffStuff]

Damn Daniel 4: Damn to the Slaughter

[@usermcskull4713]

Damn Daniel 5 : wait we actually made 5 of these?

[@littlelukky1]

I actually live near that street corner where he grabbed that cross street sign from... It's still gone to this day.

[@connor1664]

littlelukky1 *Wow*

[@rebeccanegrete5535]

littlelukky1 Oh my god seriously that's amazing and horrible at the same time

[@connor1664]

Ainsley Felds Yes

[@missmadness564]

Wait, seriously?

[@RinLockhart]

littlelukky1 nobody dared to go back there, huh?

[@hewhobattles8869]

Fred getting kicked in the face at 15:44 is probably the best part of the movie

[@god1356]

15:45

[@johnnyaddams4478]

I feel like the actor who played Kevin just knew every movie was going to be a piece of shit so he decided "fuck it, i'm gonna have fun with this even if nobody else is"

[@Jabadamazo]

And also Spongebob (at least in the beginning) was helmed and written by intelligent people who wanted to make genuinely entertaining comedy. And it shows.

[@alistairharris1604]

I've always hated that show.

[@Jabadamazo]

Alistair Harris It insufferable now, but the first 3 seasons or so are actually kind of brilliant in a really weird way.

[@YaBoiPhil]

IAmBadatStarcraft The newest season has the old writers and creator back and it definitely shows. It's not amazing, but it's good.

[@htimsnedaj4839]

Season 9 is actually pretty good as well, but the first three seasons will always be the classics.

[@04whim]

Meanwhile Fred is like the episode where Spongebob manages to rip out Squidward's toenail in graphic detail. I think it was the first episode of season six, if anyone thinks I'm making that up.

[@1-1-5-2]

This is almost an hour long so this could technically be IHE: The Movie

[@davidhalabi664]

chloe mcconnell Execpt half of it has Ralph in it.

[@setfiretothecommunistscomm4202]

IHE the movie: rise of Durr plant

[@therealMrA]

IHE: Because Movie

[@lasarousi]

chloe mcconnell feature films last at least 45 minutes, so technically yeah

[@setfiretothecommunistscomm4202]

IHE 2: GENERIC TERRIBLE SEQUEL

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

I remember watching Icarly as a kid, and seeing this guy cameo on the show. Even back then I thought he was terribly annoying.

[@Torontoian007]

i swear everyones talking about the movie but no one talks about 30:10

[@oopsiedaisy730]

A tragic story indeed

[@Kaiden-9226]

No not the uncle

[@nic.m.7380]

Is he making a joke or is he serious

[@Kaiden-9226]

@@nic.m.7380 yea he’s joking

[@RetroHoodie25]

Anyone know that song?

[@SweeperCreations]

Oh boy I bet you can't wait for the emoji movie

[@awsomemrc]

i can't wait for that movie to get 1 star on imdb

[@SweeperCreations]

***** it was really on fleek

[@harangerish7588]

Yeah, who cares about Blade Runner 2049? You know, looks like crap, but the emoji movie, looks like a spicy meatball 👌

[@bazinga743]

CreeperSweeper Please tell me your being sarcastic

[@liamvogl1703]

CreeperSweeper WTF is the emojii movie ? should i be scared

[@sergioc.4967]

Cool cat could never save this kid

[@monsterman5117]

Freedom Fries You, sir, are amazing!

[@GaryLuKOTH]

Good thing he cannot because Cool Cat never saved anybody.

[@thegamingtoad1342]

hey, if you keep makin jokes like that imma have to call daddy Derek to stirke your channel

[@Resi1ience]

actually, it seems like this is one of the few people he WOULD save. fitting the criteria for annoying, unwise, dumb.

[@thedukeofburgundy7432]

I swear that woman plays a mom in every movie she’s in.

[@gracekim25]

Pretty much😅

[@cumcrip7582]

She's like the garbage version of Lois from malcolm in the middle

[@wrenpatrick]

48:55 the freeze frame and 'what the fuck is going on' nearly made me cry laughing. how did you get through all of these films my god

[@shannondougherty4391]

wait... if fred zoomed in on the house and saw a grown man, presumably judy's dad living there, and its later revealed that that guy is also fred's dad, does that mean that fred and judy are half siblings?

[@shannondougherty4391]

guys please fucking notice this and think about how fucked up it is. this shit is bananas

[@AshaMcSkrt]

Shannon Dougherty Or the whole movie was a hallucination like everything else. Judy was in place of Fred's father in his thoughts so when we finally come back into reality we're gonna see Fred being molested by his father.

[@DatDudeDylan76]

Shannon Dougherty Google maps wouldn't have a picture of the person that lives there now because Google maps dosent update it's street view every week.

[@ghettopolarbear1400]

Half incest

[@oranqedemon]

Shannon Dougherty actually I think in the movie it says that was the old owner i think. I had a fever when I watched the movie so some things I remember might of been a fever dream

[@centuryhelix8727]

Seeing John Cena smash that vase against the back of Fred's head made my day

[@MrAlcazar]

I wanted that to happen the moment Fred talked.

[@davidcardona9243]

seeing? when did you see him, all I saw was a vase flying and hitting him over the head from out nowhere

[@degenerat9329]

"The Fred videos" sounds like a series of cursed videos that you watch and then die within a week

[@softzombiemusic]

“Except, I’m one of the chairs” That killed me

[@snek0488]

John Cena was in this movie. FRED the movie predicted the meme.

[@snek0488]

+John Smith No I mean in a shitty movie that became a joke because it was so bad, a future internet joke had a large role it it. It's like a meme prophet

[@snek0488]

+Kunt Never. He will be immortal just like me.

[@maria.1157]

John Smith he isn't implying that FRED made john cena famous tho

[@leovigild_]

+John Smith Fame and memedom are very different things. It is difficult to come by memedom without fame, but fame does not make one a meme. Memedom is a much higher honor.

[@3percentdelay]

Ricey Cunt they didn't make a prediction he was just in the movie....

[@oimononion1105]

"Hey everyone to my office, we're going to play musical chairs" "Except I'm one of the chairs"

[@NameLindsey]

Average_iQ I was stunned but funny is that weird

[@rammerjammer4583]

N

[@gaby-bq1wu]

this was my first ever IHE video that I saw, what a way to be introduced to his channel.

[@TheStormBolt-gf8qi]

Oh my damn it LMFAO Remember watching the first movie/Him on Icarly

[@fret1]

“Let’s play musical chairs except I’m one of the chairs” that’s the best thing I ever heard

[@terminianhistorian7185]

Agreed.

[@matildam1983]

I said that in therapy one time and I’m pretty sure I terrified everyone.

[@Mothlord03]

Smooth

[@AnimationRewind]

1 hour IHE video, I had things to do today, but those can wait.

[@davidwess3376]

I hate dust

[@kati8253]

but can they?

[@sonicisgay4042]

Sonic is gay.

[@sonchild4811]

AnimationRewind why are you here exactly,don't you have undertale fans to calm down

[@AnimationRewind]

Donald Trump, don't you have a country to run?

[@TehSkullKid]

I wasn't expecting to hear the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack over a review of the Fred movies, but it's somehow kind of fitting.

[@haydengray3523]

Fred in Negative Color looks like some creepy low budgeted CGI animated horror film

[@zaworldo3189]

Rumor has it that RalphTheMovieMaker is still waiting for that paycheck

[@JeanMarceaux]

Right after Pyrocynical finishes petscop 2.

[@javiermolina9558]

@@JeanMarceaux but right before he makes a Hunt Down the Freeman walkthrough, with IHE

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@javiermolina9558 and Keemstar

[@Avaisme123]

Yep

[@satansenpai3971]

He doesn't deserve it ...

[@Chloroform0]

In the first movie Bertha was played by Jeanette McCurdy, so it makes sense that she was the best part of the movie.

[@ConnorTheUndying]

Honestly, the only reason I ever watched iCarly was Jerry Trainer's and Jeanette McCurdy's performances. They just nail everything in every scene.

[@StardustLegend]

TBH I kinda liked the Fred movie for the near end scene with Bertha and Fred. I watched the movie as a kid and it was still the only part I could clearly remember. What other roles other than Sam from iCarly and Bertha from Fred did Jeanette McCurdy play?

[@viubons216]

Truth

[@Calvin_Coolage]

TheFirstNoel She starred in a Netflix series a little while back.

[@novelsolvings8024]

37:17 Ned Bastille also edited Norbit... Dear lord it explains so much

[@m_tcustoms]

Ralph's Uncle bit was better acting than all three movies combined.

[@jamiemowles7878]

Fred 4: The Concentration Camp

[@eyriene4559]

The Sheep Overlord A concentration of everything bad about Camp Fred.

[@shanep454]

Fred: Fred in the city

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

edgy

[@jamiemowles7878]

indeed

[@benjaminhorn9590]

Fred 5: The Vampire Strikes Back Fred 6: Return of the Gammit Fred 7: The Fred Awakens Fred 8: The Last Fred And of course, Fred 2.5: The Clone Wars

[@thecheezoftheweek1370]

2019: Logan Paul The Movie 2021: Logan Paul 2: Logan meets KSI 2023: Logan Paul 3: Suicide Forest

[@phancoom1087]

We already got that.

[@mondocool8940]

2025 The Pisser Dick Movie

[@Local_commentor]

Still better than emoji movie

[@object4124]

There already exists a Logan Paul moovy. The thinnening.

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

FirstName LastName I’ll dislike because you’re probably right and that scared me

[@dante6968]

The fact i actually like the fred movie's when i was a kid makes me hate myself even more

[@ZeXiOn26]

Fred is one kid not even Cool Cat could save

[@ratosphere]

The second movie was called Night of the Living Fred because the whole franchise was dead, but it was somehow still walking.

[@carbonreptile5437]

like the walking dead

[@128bitt6]

@@carbonreptile5437 The walking Fred*

[@hrob2007]

Nas

[@randommobilegaming4624]

Lol

[@TheAsrielDeal]

Alright I know I’m gonna get r/wooooshed but I don’t care. It was actually called “Night Of The Living Fred” because it involved one of Fred’s teachers being a vampire. Hence why it sounds like Night Of The Living Dead.

[@eshankay]

This video was better well written then the actually fred movies....

[@eshankay]

.

[@truedarkness4052]

All his TSFTW videos are written better than the actual movies the videos analyze.

[@pacmanchannelsilas7508]

your right

[@Julie-ys7ws]

That comment was edited...?

[@celvro796]

Eshan K The same cannot be said about this comment.

[@iainronald4217]

For fun, join me in imagining what it would be like if they did a fourth one, but this time it had an eighty-million-dollar budget, and through contractual obligations, the film was written by Aaron Sorkin with additional treatments edited by Roman Coppolla and was directed by Luca Guadagnino, and scored by Alan Silvestri. Ju-ju-just imagine, Fred would be a) watchable, b) a tragedy, and c) a sociopath.

[@Gage-jk4pm]

Who's Aaron Sorkin?

[@iainronald4217]

@@Gage-jk4pm he’s an autistic screenwriter who became famous for writing A Few Good Men, then he wrote The West Wing. He also wrote The Social Network, The Newsroom, Jobs, The Trial of the Chicago 7, and Molly’s Game. His dialogue is characterized by having the situation where every character is the smartest person in the room and always has a clever, relevant, perfectly poised witty comeback. It is also characterized by being opposed to the naturalistic dialogue toted by Quentin Tarantino and Richard Linklater, two other filmmakers coming up in the Gen-X indie film revolution at the same time as him. If a project is gestating and rotting because of poor ideas, studio involvement or any reason, he is hired to come in and revise the script so that it’s ready to shoot.

[@Gage-jk4pm]

@@iainronald4217 oh.... Perfect choice then.

[@kswone1]

Ralph is funny AF. Never seen him before but I am def. gonna find his channel next.

[@yachtysworld]

Actually the guy who played Kevin didn't want to be in the movie, he was trying to give a shit about the movie unlike everyone else.

[@naraku4857]

the movie didn't want to be in this movie

[@_G4.R4_]

Cypher Valorius but its we need to talk about Fred now...

[@KellsKats]

"I've repressed that so it's totally fine." -RalphTheMovieMaker 2016

[@andrewfails4101]

I like Ralph’s humor because I feel it’s particularly cutthroat and careless. The way he shows how far he will commit to a bit is pretty funny. But I gotta say that part where he talks about cheese pizza is…goddamn. KZbin is really a different place now.

[@proctologicalprincess]

My bals are cutthroat and carless

[@thelostonetxt8450]

The woman who plays Fred's mom is actually a pretty good actress her name is Siobhan Fallon Hogan shes in a crap ton of movies such as daddy day care, Forrest Gump, men in black,Charlotte's web, and holes I do agree she probably did this movie as a paycheck or as a favor I just wanted to let ya know

[@Genin99]

One interesting thing I noticed about Lucas Cruikshank was that he came out of the closet after he stopped doing Fred. So I wonder if the Fred character was a way for Lucas Cruikshank to cope with the fact that he's gay. By coping I mean he was ether using Fred as a way to deny that he's gay or avoid growing up.

[@brynnplant]

If I remember (I did watch the Fred videos, once, back in like 2008 or whenever), he was always alone. There was never any other person around, it was just him in his backyard or living room or whatever. It makes me wonder if he had anyone to hang out with, and if not, then that sort of explains why the character of Fred was so ridiculous and over the top and screamed so much. If he had to stay in the closet that whole time, on top of having nobody around... then yeah, that character would certainly have been his coping method.

[@tahadohadwala1999]

writerofbaddreams probably was

[@neptuniamarina4924]

That's........ strangly poetic

[@umbysworld]

He did a cameo on iCarly where he asked her for a kiss. I was like "huh?" ... I always wondered... was that so people would think he was straight?

[@brynnplant]

umbysworld Maybe, but probably just the usual "this is what a boy would say to a girl right? yeah probably" thing that TV writers do on kids' shows.

[@acrobatoy7753]

Fred's set up in the first one is basically Joker.

[@Primalintent]

Except if Joker was good, of course

[@acrobatoy7753]

@@Primalintent well very few movies can live up to the absolute masterpiece that is Fred: The Movie

[@LAM_pr0]

Yes

[@scarlet6719]

69th like

[@Loltroll8]

Acrobatoy exactly, only an uncultured dumbass would disagree, for we have a superior opinion

[@uncorpsceleste]

8:47 unexpected sapphics in the fred movie

[@theguy1768]

IHE: the Fred movies are actually cancer they are awful Me:Yeah, the tv show is even worse though IHE: THE WHAT!

[@EmperorBrettavius]

the WHAT?!

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Fred 4: In the Hood

[@technoviking3827]

The Thinkers In Da Hood

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Techno Viking My mistake

[@kidneystone347]

theoneandonlyray Rodriguez PRETENDING TO BE FRED IN THE HOOD PRANK 2 (18+) (WAS ACTUALLY BUTT-RAPED THIS TIME)

[@thischannelisnolongerinuse8033]

Amelia Marion Fred 5: rise of the fidget spinners

[@AstileDohertyProductions]

Yes

[@pibbinator2430]

Dude, holy shit. The alternate description of this movie at the 13:47 mark is almost the exact plot of Joker. That’s honestly incredible.

[@ninjasniper81]

lol I thought the exact same thing

[@millerkarageanes1562]

Except joker is actually a good movie

[@batman6855]

And the second movie has him shooting up the school...

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

@@batman6855 you mean that werid just vampire scene

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

@Angelo Guerzon 😶

[@HECKproductions]

13:11 this is a somewhat funny (probably the only funny) part because it cuts between him having an autistic tantrum over and over until it finally cuts to him having to clean it up absolutely not worth suffering through the rest of it for but still the edges of my mouth moved ever so slightly upwards

[@lorddrayvon1426]

Sidenote; there's an actual reason why the second movie's about a vampire. In 2009 and 2010, Kruickshank released two music albums which are about as fun as they sound on concept alone. On the latter, there was a song about a vampire stalking Fred and they sold so well that Nick decided to do a "cash-grab." Why did they think that would work? Because this is the same studio behind Henry Danger and all common sense died a *very* long time ago.

[@luckpup2766]

Fred 4: End of Emptiness (Fred can no longer tolerate being constantly looked down on, and being deemed crazy. He kills his mom, and Kevin. He attempts to shoot up his school when arrested he commits suicide. He sees his fake father only before death. He's relieved to see him again, and holds the belief that one person cared about him, and dies with some false happiness.

[@polpot6]

Luck pup Fuck, I would watch that

[@luckpup2766]

Sentient Salamander Me, too.

[@moonlightterracotta7897]

Wow

[@vulturearmy3780]

Luck pup sad thing is that plot is better than all of the fred movies combined

[@luckpup2766]

VultureArmy That's sad, but thanks.

[@fritzorino]

The moment Ralph showed up I was so excited I almost pissed myself.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Fritz Jahn He really wasn't that good...

[@karda009]

+1Kenny30 yeah he was even better

[@mrclinebricks4058]

Why was he in this

[@WranghisKhan]

CallmeDoctor YourPaco What's his channel?

[@DestinySpider]

Same here

[@vontrances4667]

Why did requiem for a fred get me to laugh for like 2 straight minutes 😭

[@Borgyboy09]

This was the vid I first discovered Ralph from. Really wish he still made content with this energy

[@ewalkobeats7838]

“He’s honestly pretty great” *smashes Fred’s head with vase*

[@carbonreptile5437]

_crowd cheers_

[@pranavghantasala6808]

[sniff] It's... beautiful...

[@f0xtr0t-43]

@@pranavghantasala6808[intense crying] It-it's just the most beautiful t-thing I've ever seen... [sniff]

[@plutossky7534]

That's why he's great

[@thatfrenchfryyouleftintheb7028]

“It’s beautiful, I’ve looked at this for hours”

[@rubeng370]

2020: I Hate Everything: the 1st Movie 2022: I Hate Everything 2: Alex vs RalphtheMoviemaker 2024: I Hate Everything 3: Alex at Camp Durr Plant

[@Richo_Vee]

2027: The IHE Movie 4: Cool Cat Strikes Back

[@edwardtoast3889]

uhhh its: I Hate Everything 2: Alex Vs Ralphthemoviemaker: Dawn of Justice

[@qwoc]

2030: I hate everything 5: kevsmellmyfart vs fred

[@noahkroeger7241]

IHE 5: Rise of Adum the Horse

[@frindjinny6]

2020: cool cat 2: Cool cat learns legal systems

[@Minto8384]

The tagline shouldn't be "oh my gammit", it should be "AAAAAAAAA--"

[@kamdestroyer]

17:52 literally a shot from joker

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

Ok theory, FRED IS JOKER at13:48 almost everything describes both joker and Fred, coincidence I think not

[@kamdestroyer]

@@DreamerDeceiver76 nice dear leader

[@JonathanG94]

Imagine if Tommy Wiseau was involved with the Fred movies. Just picture how much more entertaining they'd be.

[@gummybeast6343]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART FRED

[@Avenr]

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE FRED?

[@jamsmarsman]

"Oh hi Fred."

[@deannamarie3258]

Do you understand life? Do you?!

[@davidconnelly7029]

Come on man! If anything he would make it somewhat watchable lol

[@giga9955]

They made Fred / Lucas lust after a girl.. When it’s painfully obviously that Lucas is gay?

[@Dastardly_Duo]

Look at the way he was staring at John Cena 😂 definitely looking for some time with daddy

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

@@Dastardly_Duo Cursed Comment

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@AhmedDaKZbinr This whole trilogy is cursed!

[@gigihasnosoul913]

i used to watch lucas a lot and i remember he would always say that fred had a crush on kevin

[@heavyballoon7770]

@@Dastardly_Duo What the fuck?

[@samk7777]

Stop stop stop youre unlocking memories my childhood brain had repressed long ago

[@adalfyre7937]

The joke for Camp Iwannapeepee is that it vaguely sounds like a native American name

[@KenMabie]

"imagine Fred in a different tone, he's a creepy outcast that no one likes , talks to people who arent there..." *WHOLLY SHT FRED IS REALLY THE PREQUEL TO JOKER 2019*

[@Sigmasigmamogg]

Wholly and prequle

[@zackjohnson2919]

The prequel to the prequel

[@HexManiac-nf1yg]

@@WolfRider2002 also fred did it to himself

[@KenMabie]

@@Sigmasigmamogg yes wholly cause I don't believe in holy shit but I know for a fact wholly shit exist. And prequel so what the "l" and the "e" are switched.. big deal ... Well I mean it must be a big deal to you since your life is that pathetic

[@Dog-ci1ci]

societyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[@InfinitelyBored]

When the Emoji Movie comes out, you should do a Search for the Worst on that. lol

[@thomashell2824]

Oh gosh...

[@holidaygirl1201]

The *ONLY* thing that can redeem that atrocity, is having it be a Sausage Party parody ... maybe...

[@thomasjenkins7506]

maybe not, but being a sausage party parody, or even a rip off, is the ONLY thing that would save that movie.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

***** probably, but i can bet you anything it's better than the emoji movie is going to be.

[@neoanderson3397]

how was that awful?

[@shartbearer]

Plot twist: The end where Fred invites Judy into his house is another one of his schizophrenic hallucinations, after which he slowly loses his grip on reality.

[@caskrowo]

The mom from this movie now goes to Christian girls schools and does speeches, just thought someone might laugh at that information .

[@doublethinkthis1042]

"Fred wants a girlfriend ". I feel like that's where the movie became incredibly dishonest.

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

I mean your not wrong

[@kieranstark7213]

Fred Figglehorn was a franchise that was so bad that it made Fred Figglehorn undeserving of a girlfriend as possible by just being so much of an ear rapist with his voice and whiny character as well as making sure he failed on trying to get a girlfriend (which is Judy with an English accent in Fred: The Movie).

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Doublethink This “when you realize Fred ending up being gay irl”

[@kieranstark7213]

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 You mean Lucas Cruikshank?! Yeah, we noticed!

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Heheheeheh how to be a closeted homosexual child run around in suspenders have a Justin Bieber haircut and a whiny voice

[@ElRadioDJ913]

TSFTW - Norm of the North

[@artisbot1122]

He'll probably kill himself.

[@MohammedFeet]

How could you be this irrational?! Fred is probably the biggest masterpiece that humanity has ever created

[@nitsuareldas1386]

Joke smh

[@wilnich592]

Something I actually found genuinely funny were all the parts where Lucas jumpscared the actress who played his mom with his screaming.

[@Hyperfrosh]

12 y/o in 2009 >today is 8 years later >12 + 8 is 20 IHE is ~20 y/o

[@Crownslayer013]

droplett i doubt it. he is more like 26

[@chriswolfe761]

He also said he was 17 in a clip from 2011 in one of his videos... RIP your theory. Unless he grows faster than the average human, that is.

[@WBCakaWBrickCraft]

droplett he is 23 now, i believe he said in a jar media irobot video that he was 13 or something in 2004

[@qcote8219]

My actual girlfriend is named Judy so this was a whole new level of wtf hearing her name so much

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Hay Fred

[@TheRealMr.Government]

I just realized that Fred probably has mental issues from his mom's alcohol problem