The 'Full House' When Urkel Taught Steph Glasses Positivity

Remember the 'Full House' when Steve Urkel taught Stephanie glasses positivity? It was a very special episode.
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[@johnenigma8506]

"Suddenly the gun violence statistics make sense." I busted out laughing.

[@dasky17]

Explains the gun violence statistics.....because everyone is trying to kill Steve Urkel?

[@pisces2569]

JohnEnigma best line in this video

[@irreligiousidiot3541]

@Naomi Jessica glad I don't live there!

[@kenrickkahn]

Me too!!!

[@matute33]

@@dasky17 yes, that's the joke LOL or like annoying people like him

[@lauragarcia415]

Lol “it’s San Francisco, they put the drugs right in the tap water.”

[@aznbigboyjo3]

more like laxatives probably explains why there is poop all over the streets.

[@juicyfruit6311]

Don't forget the crap on the streets.

[@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised]

If its acid in the water, put that shit in the bottle and Sign me the fuck up!

[@AmbyJeans]

DannonGumball Welcome to San Francisco 😉

[@kenrickkahn]

@Von_Nightmare_ Luciferian And you are right!

[@SirLordHatCawk]

"Nobody cares about you. You could drop dead today and the world will still keep spinning, so just remember that if you ever feel down". Hell of a poet.

[@darrylhamlin7475]

They lured him into a crate with some cheese and shipped his ass back to Chicago.

[@mhoran21]

Zach Morris tells that to all his one episode girlfriends before they f’ing kill themselves.

[@bellamin4549]

I need to slap this quote on some random picture of the ocean and share the sh*t out of it 😂

[@RareHarmony]

The savagery with this episode

[@powpowouchy5]

Strangely enough this makes me feel better about life

[@mksabourinable]

Ah yes when glasses were super uncool. Now you got people who don't need glasses wearing em. How times have changed.

[@TheAntiSanta]

People only ever got picked on for wearing glasses, because TV Shows and Movies told them that you're supposed to pick on kids with glasses. Then TV Shows and Movies stopped telling people that, and started telling them Glasses make you look smart and shit, and the people believed it.

[@15thCrypt]

@Tom Shelton Yeah they were an abomination. The solution was simple, get better frames like Jessie's

[@mhoran21]

It’s all Warby Parker’s fault!

[@katiechisholm]

mhoran21 😂

[@kunalahuja1236]

Tiffany F. Actually I like my frames, am comfortable with them, think I look pretty cool with them, and don’t care what others think :)

[@burkhimer]

"That ship set sail when you put on that dog sweater." hahaha

[@chaveski5760]

wait that was a DOG?! I thought that was a moose

[@blackmagician7645]

It's kinda funny that they created a one time only black friend for DJ just to have a family connection to bring Urkel onto the show.😃

[@piteusx8440]

Are you imlying Urkel I the reason the real Steph became addicted to meth? Because yes ... the real Steph was hooked on meth.

[@MrParkerman6]

No one was talking about Steph, dumbass. Learn to read. Also, they never showed the black girl or mentioned her on family matters. Totally a retcon job.

[@patobantan420]

And you never saw her again because she probably fucking killed herself

[@LordSkella]

That always bothered me!

[@kjxnz]

Black Magician oop

[@abemcg3803]

*"IT'S STEVE MOTHERFUCKING URKEL!"*

[@selenaforever8695]

Did i do thattttt?

[@AUBR3YORALUV]

LMAO

[@LordCTHULHU2173]

Did you notice that Steve Motherfuking Urkel was hiding behind the bedroom door waiting for his cousin and D,J to show up while Stephanie was in their alone.

[@langleymneely]

“How many “beautiful” 3rd graders you know Joey?!” “How many 3rd graders are you talking to like THIS?!” LMAO!

[@Amilakasun1]

One.

[@toddsmitts]

Is THAT why Alanis Morrissette wrong that song???

[@Sassynbluntaf]

Someone investigate this man

[@PeaceToday2011]

Joey Oughta Know.

[@ZacharySiple]

Not to mention that Joey still plays with toys...

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Remember the Full House where Stephanie and her friend got into a car with two reckless high school seniors? That was a very special episode.

[@ninjaman815]

I remember that

[@billdeco08]

@@ninjaman815 That would be a good Funny or Die special episode.

[@obinnanwakwue5735]

At least DJ saved Stephanie's rear by keeping her from going out.

[@ninjaman815]

brandon ayong btw, how the fuck did they repair the kitchen after the car

[@brandonayong7656]

@@ninjaman815 i guess danny had that TV money to do it

[@doctorhandsome]

Maybe don't choose frames from the "God Hates You" collection, just throwing that out there.

[@bungholesurfer]

Maybe that's all her insurance covered

[@schmassbinder]

I could see them getting some hipster cred. There's an Edith Head vibe...

[@minlow7831]

Well Joey went with her to get them so it was probably his idea to get those ugly glasses

[@3amDayDreamer]

@@bungholesurfer 😂😂😂😂

[@thesunshineisgrae6987]

@@minlow7831 Because he secretly (not so secretly) hates her.

[@gmrfreak8435]

"God damn! God damn them some ugly glasses!" Best line and delivery from this whole series.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Ever made. Made me laugh ha. Reminds me of family guy. Dang nature you scary

[@PhoenixRising87]

That's the thing; if your kid needs glasses, get them some cute ones. I got glasses when I was 12; I'd fail all my classes before wearing those round-framed disasters.

[@Jay-nd9dc]

I laughed too hard

[@darkknight7545]

I cracked up!!!!! Funniest line in the video!!

[@jjmanzano9]

Fkin hilarious! But seriously those glasses are fugly!

[@leelongvideo]

"Steve begins telling, in graphic detail, the story of his messy birth." At least Danny didn't tell that story about meeting his wife, that story takes 9 years.

[@mhoran21]

leelongvideo 👍

[@TheErrorGrammatical]

😂 awesome

[@LordCTHULHU2173]

Steve Urkel hiding behind the bedroom door while Stephanie was in their alone waiting for his cousin and D,J to show up

[@sxippydennison3577]

Love how DJ randomly has one black friend when it's convenient then she's never seen again

@@edwardgaines6561 And the token black kid is usually someone who acts white and grew up in a white middle class neighborhood. And hey, nothing wrong acting that that either. I believe in individualism and its fine to have a different upbringing. But, white liberals are always about "respecting black culture", and yet their only black friends are socialist versions of Carlton Banks! And who have no understanding at all about how most black people live.

[@thisissupposedtobeanonymous]

@@edwardgaines6561 Unfortunately, most schools only have a few black people in total. Therefore, there aren't many black people to become friends with. I also love how you say "every liberal White person has" yet you guys probably have no black friends at all. At least where I'm from, the authoritarian/right people steer very clear of black people. Classic trumper, no evidence or anything. What else do you think, Trump won? Just shut up and stop bringing politics into everything, maybe you wouldn't get a reply like this if that is what you did.

[@moncia888]

hmmmmmmmmm

[@malayshamorgan3918]

I mean...it IS a crossover episode they don’t do this shit twice

[@jonnyc4241]

@@thisissupposedtobeanonymous 👏👏👏

[@MisterHearn]

Geez! Uncle Joey low-key sounding like "that uncle."

[@melissaaguirre7485]

Simaginary Friend Jesse is Dannys brother in law. The brother of the girls' mom.

[@MisterHearn]

@@loneshewolf74 I know. They call him Uncle Joey because of friendship. It was just a joke lol.

[@nightwarper1760]

Have you ever noticed that Danny and Jessie have dark hair, but all their kids are blond?

[@melissaaguirre7485]

🤣 i just realized how dumb my comment was...you said "Joey" and for some reason i was seeing "Jesse" 🤣

[@teresahowick5197]

Melissa Aguirre lol omg I did too oops!

[@dashielldriscoll6627]

A very special crossover episode in the TGIF cinematic universe

[@wstine79]

And Urkel is their Thanos.

[@superstarreviews9937]

He was on step by step the same night. He crossed over all 3 shows.

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

@@superstarreviews9937 Yeah, but unfortunately, not Hanging with Mr. Cooper, where the FH crossed over in the 2nd ep.

[@DKGifford19608]

I guess Just The 10 of us is X-Men?

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

TGIF?

[@veraweatherspoon6140]

“Suddenly the gun violence statistics makes sense” JESUS CHRIST😂 This video had so many sick jokes

[@lawnside82]

Its crazy how a jaleel white finessed a whole sitcom. Came on as a gag date for laura.. took over the whole show..

[@mikebutler4189]

He created it and destroyed it. The show got seriously awful when he married laura and they replaced harriet, mostly because of him

[@lawnside82]

@@mikebutler4189 wow so steve urkle was trash?

[@ChromeTecNina]

@@Pksoze it was a generic take on a blue collar Cosby show before Urkel took them to the level they eventually reached. Dude is the reason people still look back fondly at a show that's been off the air for like almost 20 years

[@Pksoze]

Agreed the guy took the show in places that nobody ever would have gone if it stuck to its original format.

[@newstarcadefan]

Right, interestingly enough, Urkel was supposed to be a one-episode thing. The producers loved the character so he stayed...at the expense of Jaimee Foxworth who was Judy Winslow.

[@hardestyrl]

They lie to Steph so clearly even Stevie Wonder can see it.

[@josephgregor2455]

Ray Charles seen it too

[@jjmanzano9]

Stevie Wonder jokes? Is it still 1986?

[@matthewdaley746]

@@jjmanzano9 It's a little bit later.

[@caroline_js]

@@jjmanzano9 only 2 years later though man

[@johndowlingjr.]

@@josephgregor2455 so did Doc Watson.

[@Dimensioneer88]

"I'm from Chicago" is actually quite fitting since Mickey's original voice (Walt Disney, himself) was born in Chicago.

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yes

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

10-4

[@boogerbrains138]

Making his racism somewhat understandable

[@devincoleman2870]

He was born in Chicago but raised in Missouri

[@LilyZerep]

"Stephanie has a note from school. It says she can't see for shit and needed glasses yesterday." Lol 😂

[@AlMoSiCe210]

"Steve welcomes her to the spectacle society and demonstrates how his frames turn him into a stud... DESPITE THE FACT that he has a Stefan Urquelle character arc that proves the opposite... *WHO CARES...* I DIED!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wstine79]

Aunt Becky recommends that Stephanie go see this great eye surgeon by the name of Dr. Z Morris.

[@obinnanwakwue5735]

He's trash though

[@nightwarper1760]

But for some odd reason he ask you personal questions Are you over 18 Are you in a relationship Do you like blond guys Do you have a sister or hot mom Things like that

[@dkzlslx7690]

Zacarias morris is the most terrible jerky

[@georgebrice3831]

Or Doctor Charles Harper or His beta male simp mangina brother Alan

[@pissonmytoast]

wstine79 and that’s why she’s in jail

[@DosagePosage]

Remember when Kimmy and DJ went to that college party and Kimmy got shit faced drunk? That was a very special epsiode

[@DosagePosage]

Uh... What?

[@matthewdaley746]

@@DosagePosage That episode tried to make her seem sympathetic, it failed.

[@djprice9551]

I remember that episode. Kimmy was drunk as fuck and tried to make out with Stephanie

[@MrParkerman6]

No it wasn't. Not all episodes are special episodes, only episodes advertised as such were. Most of this channel's "special episodes" aren't even official "special episodes, only about half are. Official special episodes had trailers calling them such.

[@MarySmith-lv3mo]

@@djprice9551 I do NOT remember Kimmy trying to make out with Stephanie.

[@kammiedee3109]

And we never see Steve Urkel again...except on Friday nights on ABC. 😂

[@t.watkins4509]

The Full House version probably fn killed himself. 🤣

[@AnalyticalMenace]

To be fair, we never see Stephanie's glasses again either. They probably fucking killed themselves off screen.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@AnalyticalMenace I guess the shame was just too great.

[@MrParkerman6]

The alien has a high pitched heavenly voice!!!! .....like Urkel!!!!! .....and he only appears every Friday Night! ....... like Urkel!!!!!

[@MrParkerman6]

@The Analytical Menace, wrong dumbass!!!!! She wears them again in SEVERAL episodes afterwards, so you don't know what the hell you are talking about!!!!!

[@mills4863]

“come on, let’s see them. it can’t be that ba- GODDAMN” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Morgil27]

I remember this. Urkel was so popular that they had him guest appearing on _every_ TGIF show.

[@RisingUnderdog]

I remember him on Step by Step

[@SmrtPhonRtistCF]

Heck, even on that one CBS show called Meego starring Balki when Family Matters and Step By Step moved there.

[@trawlins396]

Kids today don't understand Urkel was literally EVERYWHERE!!

[@pallavisreetambraparni6995]

he guest starred on full house, step by step etc

[@rossrobertson674]

@@trawlins396 Urkel and Bart Simpson, I've actually been watching some Family Matters episodes recently and they're pretty funny, they make jokes they wouldn't allow today, i just watched one where Laura was talking to her parents about a car she wanted to buy and says, I know but she's absolutely gorgeous when she's all tanked up and her top is down, then Carl says, so is ur Mother

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

THE BEST PART ! 😂 I almost spilled boiling water on myself when I first heard the “GOD DAMN!” 1:10

[@snausages43]

Why were you boiling water and watching this at the same time?

[@mobettadenu1325]

@@snausages43 prolly cooking guy God damn

[@WadeAlma]

Underrated.

[@L1ntaur]

Let's be honest, for TGIF Steve Urkel was the Rolling Stones.

[@ChromeTecNina]

Lol yeah he carried that block of ABC shows. Had people staying home on Friday nights to watch broadcast television

[@superstarreviews9937]

Don't forget,the same night this aired,he was also on step by step! He crossed over all 3 shows. The younger daughter didn't wanna go to the school dance,so Steve took her and showed everyone how to do the urkel dance.

[@dangibbins5435]

Must have watched "How bad could they possibly be-- god DAMN!" about a half dozen times. Hilarious.

[@oaktree1626]

Made me scream. Too funny!

[@Goobian]

I love how he is wearing acid wash jeans with his nerdy outfit. I love this episode. So 90's. Love sitcom crossovers. Love his Mom giving birth to him story. Love Jesse teaching him how to walk. A kid getting new glasses is an actually relatable storyline.

[@lennywright5655]

End of episode back to your show Steve... go home, Go home Go Home GO HOME! Go HOME!!!!!!!!! Urkel: “I don’t have to take this, I’m going home”

[@taichifujisaki6695]

"Come on, let's see them, can't be that bad- GODDAMN, GODDAMN, them's some ugly glasses!" I haven't laughed this hard since "Chelsea I swear to GOD with your nonsense."

[@christiand.9599]

"...Comedy that is soo unfunny, it doesn't even belong on full house... " dropped and I am dying laughing. Please give that writer a raise. Holy fucking shit 😆

[@EvilPhantasm]

1:10 LMAO my sides hurt😂😂😂😂😂!!

[@kyungminzz]

I'M CRYING 😭😭😂

[@Ashguy733]

"That ship already set sail when you put on your dog sweater," lmao

[@tiffanymariehill8557]

“You could drop dead today and the earth would keep on spinning” Gee thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.

[@SAPProd]

The beginning of the TGIFCU. Steve Urkel is Nick Fury of this world.

[@jadenova]

And Michelle Tanner is the Scarlet Witch.

[@SAPProd]

jadenova NICE!

[@matthewdaley746]

@@SAPProd The connection you've deduced is one of the more unique I've come across.

[@lamontyaboy718]

Stephanie: who the hell are you Urkel: i've come to talk to you about the ABC initiative

[@trancedoutkid]

"There was an idea, to put together a night of annoying family comedies..."

[@adamthompson4072]

C'mon, who HASN'T confided in their dog?

[@VanessaB]

Next Week: *The 'Full House' where Zack Morris shamed Stephanie for wearing glasses*

[@redcomet_622]

The Full House where Zack Morris Killed Pamela Tanner

[@georgebrice3831]

Zack Morris is truly trash

[@Terminaa]

Then she got addicted to drugs

[@MrParkerman6]

There is a lifetime movie were Zack raped Dj. And another lifetime movie were Dj's boyfriend "Viper" raped Zack's girl, "Kelly"! I'm not even joking or making that up! Look up the Zack one on youtube! They were very special movies. Zack and Viper are Traaasssh!!!!!!

[@AussieDragoon]

I knew this series would eventually transform into a Full House retrospective. Most great things do.

[@LordCTHULHU2173]

I just noticed that Urkel was hiding behind the door all that time in Stephanie's and D.J.'s room waiting for his cousin and D,J to show up while Stephanie was in their all alone,

[@poppa10001]

1:08 bet part, hands down. 😂😂👌💯🔥

[@damatar]

Got damn! Got-DAYUM! Them some ugly glasses!

[@poppa10001]

@@damatar facts.

[@acloversgoodluck]

To be fair, writing "I will not disrupt class" over and over, taught me great penmanship!

[@bradasstv]

Why didn't we ever see Urkel back on Full House? He probably... Oh wait 😁

[@15thCrypt]

He definitely fucking killed himself, we just didnt notice because he also had a cloning machine (that was never seized by the government despite being public knowledge)

[@1talldaddy]

@@15thCrypt the way the show was in later seasons that's actually plausible.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@1talldaddy DON'T add plausibility to these shows, it only makes them worse!

[@1talldaddy]

@@matthewdaley746 yeah i know.that's why i said later seasons when it was LONG GONE..lol

[@bradasstv]

@@15thCrypt You win! hahahaha

[@gokinsmen]

This is peak '90s. It's disturbing how excited we all were for this crossover.

[@daddiodizzle8990]

When your life feels like it is "a marathon of sadness", videos like this, numb the pain for a few minutes. Thanks a heap ya'll!

[@thebigboofer3826]

“Uh how many beautiful 3rd graders do you know, Joey?” 😅

[@SunshineSince1986]

You are freakin hilarious! You are the sole reason I am still subscribed to this channel.

[@shadowsiler]

My wife and I rewound and laughed at "GA'DAMN, GODDAMN THEM SOME UGLY GLASSES for about 15 minutes straight. Best episode of this show ever. Shit, might be the funniest delivery in the entire series.

[@marcelrobinson]

Yes, my Friday is off to a good start. Thank you, Double D

[@dashielldriscoll6627]

See you next Friday! And the next Friday. And the next Friday. And the next Friday...

[@BenCol]

TGIF indeed

[@mesousagaby740]

"Why'd you talk like Mickey Mouse?" No, Michelle, that's Sonic.

[@greghannibal]

Didn't mention that we never see her in glasses again

[@Mysterycat1974]

She wore them for reading in several episodes from then on.

[@iBe_Sarah]

I remember seeing her in them in further episodes too

[@jrcarter9175]

Because the glasses probably fucking killed themselves.

[@crystalraf]

Mr. Fables so in this world, a third grader can become far sighted and not need glasses for distance, thereby, she doesn’t have to look dorky except when she’s reading, which is rare. Got it.

[@ecj17cel]

I'm glad you said it, because I was dying too!! Because they fucking killed themselves.. 😂😂😂

[@SangTheCryptek]

"Its San Francisco, they put the drugs right into the tap water." I busted up at that lol

[@SAPProd]

Joey talking about beautiful third graders? Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

[@ecj17cel]

Bingo!! 😂😂😂😂

[@darrylhamlin7475]

A little TOO ironic.

[@Crick1952]

Please tell me I don't have to read a disturbing article about him...

[@SAPProd]

Crick1952 nah, just a reference to his former girlfriend who wrote a song that he claims is about him. They were both of legal age, but have a 15 year age difference.

[@teresahowick5197]

Crick1952 ugh right?? That scared me

[@wf1218]

Thank you funny or die, these are usually a great way to boost my Friday. Keep up the good work!

[@MightiestArm]

1:10 I had to put the phone down to laugh lol

[@bailodescalza]

1:10 "it can't be that bad"... 🤣🤣🤣

[@ehynocence_514]

“you could drop dead today, and the world will still keep spinning.” great quote.

[@Livmylifelivi]

Thank you so much for this. -episode in season 3 where Stephanie drives joey’s car into the kitchen is a very special episode.

[@VixxieLou]

That GODDAMN killed me.

[@kyungminzz]

Same 😭😂

[@joshlukas4165]

Joey: "stephanie your the prettiest 3rd grader I know." *Predator poachers has entered the chat*

[@TRivera13]

Chris Hansen wants Joey to have a seat.

[@laurendukes3099]

Hold UP...I had to PAUSE & LAUGH when he said "G** D**n". He sounded like when Uma Thurman took the bump in the bathroom scene in Pulp Fiction 🤣

[@MegaHoro]

I once wondered what Uncle Jessie would think of Urkel's suggestion that the Urkel Dance is "better than Elvis'

[@trawlins396]

I don't think kids today realize how crazy POPULAR Urkel was in the the 90s. The dude was literally EVERYWHERE!! People (white and black) LOVED this character!

[@marshallhuffer4713]

I did and still do.

[@LordCTHULHU2173]

It's funny how nobody in the 90's noticed that Urkel was hiding behind the bedroom door waiting for his cousin and D,J to show up while Stephanie was in their alone.

[@loviemonroe21]

Aye!! The reaction when she put the glasses on!!!! I just ugly laughed so hard bro!!! MY CHEST!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JC42023]

_suddenly the gun violence statistics make sense_ as a lifelong Chicagoan, I found that way funnier than I should've

[@PopcornAndSmut]

In the middle of all the madness going on in the world, these videos are super calming to me. Makes me forget for a little while.

[@lanegra8890]

"Suddenly the gun violence statistics makes sense..." is the best part for me!

[@chelseylin6724]

“Suddenly the gun violence makes sense” JAIL 😂😂😂

[@melissacooper4482]

There was an episode of Family Matters where Carl had dreamt that Laura married Steve Urkel! One of the kids was a white blonde girl whom they named Stephanie. (The girl was adopted by Laura and Steve.) I wonder if she was named after Stephanie on Full House?

[@allencollins5666]

Probably If She Was Adopted After Her Parents Named Her Stephanie Or Else They Would Name Stephanie After Stephen. And In Season 10 Of Family Matters, Laura Was Get Pregnant & In The Final Episode, She Would Give Birth To Her & Steve's Daughter Stephanie Laurine Urkel.

[@angelhernandub1029]

Lol’d at “how many beautiful 3rd graders do you know Joey?”

[@Dimensioneer88]

Urkel also appeared on Step By Step ... which establishes that Full House is just a show. So ... is Urkel a Time Lord?

[@MrParkerman6]

John Stamos appeared on Step by Step as himself. Cousin Balki and Cousin Larry's girlfriend Jennifer from Perfect strangers appeared as different characters on Step by step, Jason Marsden was rich, It's best friend in step by step, and just a plain rich guy (nelson) on full house. cousin Larry played Becky's rich snooty cousin on full house. Cousin Larry appeared as Harriet's boss on an episode of family matters despite family matters being a spin off of perfect strangers and the list goes on and on. So many inconsistencies between actors on each show. Also Gia from full house was in step by step as a girl who led Mark on in a game of spin the bottle.

[@youseenednedisdead]

​@@MrParkerman6 you got quite the cornucopia of knowledge on this friday night death slot deep lore

@@youseenednedisdead It wasnt a death slot back then. TGIF was THE night for ABC sitcoms. Most people had a VCR back then, anyway and so if they were out they could have taped it. And when done seeing it...just re-use the tape sometime else. Edit: I know many people back then didn't have VCRs or know how to use em. But the primary audience were middle class suburbanites and young enough to know how to use one. And they counted toward the Nielsen Ratings, too.

[@tionak]

I almost spit out my water when he said “Goddam!! Goddamn them some ugly glasses!” 😂😂😂😂

[@dim3nsi0nx]

"Joey, how many 3rd graders do you talk to like that?" SERIOUSLY!!

[@matthewdaley746]

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

[@dim3nsi0nx]

I know the answer🤢

[@ghostdtx]

Joey.. How many third graders are you talking to like this?? "

[@missmoxie9188]

I've been in glasses for 28 years. My best advice; don't skimp on your glasses and don't settle until you find the right pair They're on your face ALL THE TIME

[@eibhlinteague4967]

“Joey how many third graders are you talking to like this”

[@devin_so_devious]

Can't be that ba--GOTDAMN!!! GOT..DAMN!!! THEM SOME UGLY GLASSES 😂😂😂

[@jordanwiley4582]

"So what did we learn to day? If a strange kid from another tv show waltzes into your home talking about cheese, teach him how to strut then point him towards your daughter."

[@KateMich12]

Well, the ending of that made me want to slit my wrists but keep up the great work!

[@vahnseru1302]

If I could incorporate 1:10 into my everyday life(i.e.: ringtone, audio wallpaper, doorbell, personal space alarm, etc)...

[@alexdelarge703]

I love you because you name dropped the Rolling Stones-the only entities in this world that give my otherwise meaningless existence purpose...

[@elani9624]

“um...how many beautiful third graders do you know?joey?”

[@JamiylaMeade]

The best intro Steve Urkel ever got @0:34🤣🤣🤣

[@westcoastfire2061]

If joey owns an ice cream truck he uses to lure kids into I wouldnt be surprised.

[@lavoielactee7179]

He did have a children's show later on starring a puppet named Mr. Woodchuck who was always asking kids for wood.

[@matthewdaley746]

@@lavoielactee7179 Joey was pretty creepy.

[@mandibrown8585]

“You’re the most beautiful third grader right now.” “How many third-graders do you know Joey? “That was great

[@tososifi6332]

1:09 😂😂 I'm rollin bruh lmaoo

[@jydaflyest]

Michelle: Why do you talk like Mickey Mouse? Steve: It's because I'm from Chicago. Narrator: suddenly the gun violence statistics make sense. 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ricosauve5]

Damn when it's said you can drop dead today and they're on a pic of Bob saget, it's like they looked into the future

[@yagrammylemons]

Joey has weird dialogue with primary school children that is what we learned.

[@sstaners1234]

“It’s San Francisco, they put the drugs right in the tap water.” Cue Alex Jones: “IT MAKES THE FROGS GAY!!!”

[@mahoutsuguy863]

BUT IN FULLER HOUSE THEY HAVE URKEL MERCH. The universe is collapsing

[@tonyacosta4574]

Well to be fair urkel did go to space so he is a celebrity

[@Maybellene17]

when you said "goddamn those are ugly glasses" i almost died laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LaineyBug2020]

You left out the part where Joey showed her the trick of using a piece of paper with a pin prick hole held up to your eye to focus your lense, so she was going to walk around with paper on her eyes instead of glasses and thought that made so much more sense...

[@smileylpsgirl]

"Joey how many third graders are you talking to like this?!?"

[@Mskittenlover12]

She literally never uses glasses again after this episode. 😂

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Maybe she was supposed to have been using contact lenses.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Th3gr8 trans4mable bumble bee or maybe it’s a tv show and they needed to fill up a 22 minute episode

[@leaveowits]

"Danny's strumming The Little Widower Blues" *SAVAGE* 😭😭

[@MackeyDeez]

Zack Morris is tra...oops wrong video😄😄😄😄

[@michaelroche9091]

No, it needs to be said at every given opportunity

[@lesterforney6200]

that is when joey says you look mature with your glasses.... why don't you come to my room for ummmm a talk after your father falls asleep.