The FUNNIEST Moments from Series 19! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Part 1

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Katherine Ryan, Richard Ayoade, Rose Matafeo and more in the best moments from series 19!
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[@Channel4Entertainment]

On a scale of 0 to Joe Wilkinson, how much to YOU hate being massaged? Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

[@iang4662]

You missed the best bit of the relaxation round. A few seconds later Jimmy asked Susie if they could have done any better, she didn’t know, she’d been laughing at Joe too much.....!

[@prashanthsaravanan9289]

Title says it's Series 19 but description says it's 18. @Channel4?

[@aidangriffiths5075]

0.. love massages

[@kingmezs23]

Joe level for sure

[@Thomas_Bergel]

Channel 4 John wilkinson^2

[@HarlanDaleAbsher]

Sean Locke is most comfortable when everyone else is uncomfortable

[@kelseywu3723]

He enjoys watching the others suffer

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@goinawol9447]

Lock*

[@Ezzahh]

Who?

[@garbo7799]

Just so true

[@9ooglesuxballs]

"I don't like being touched...it turns out" was such a brilliantly sad line by Joe

[@kirkbrotherton4322]

I felt bad for him after that :(

[@Milamberinx]

I would have been the same as Joe. How horrible to be doing your job and then they bring out someone to touch you.

[@JoeR-cd9jg]

@@Milamberinx id say they had to ok it with everyone first

[@Milamberinx]

@@JoeR-cd9jg I'm that's correct. I could also see there being some pressure though.

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

@@Milamberinx - The more disturbing thing is that Jimmy called for the masseuses to come out, and then 3 of them turned out to be male, which would be masseurs if you want to keep using the antiquated terms. The gender neutral term would be massage therapists, which is now more accepted and preferred by professionals of both genders.

[@MrWebby93]

Joe's massager didn't crack a smile once. Commitment.

[@stevecampbell9670]

Obviously went to the school of Athelstan.

[@obzcure]

@@stevecampbell9670 holy shit theres a reference. The greatest drummer in the world

[@kabirkhan-nn7zx]

Probably doesn’t understand English

[@youraverageotaku1093]

@@kabirkhan-nn7zx but he listened to what Jimmy said

[@jack7195]

Sean: "You might aswell rim him" Richard Ayoade: *Tries desperately to not break his TV persona* 😂

[@seannb7861]

100%

[@liamwalsh4008]

Christ you're right, he was fighting 🤣

[@grimwill7686]

I want to watch an hour of Sean stamping Yes or No onto celebrities.

[@thevalueofn6994]

That's a good idea for sure. Sean, can you please make this video for us? Easy money!

[@maxhammer7570]

You mean stomping

[@edithcoberman]

Not onto pictures of them the celebrities are stood there and he stamps it on their forehead

[@maxhammer7570]

@@edithcoberman full force

[@edithcoberman]

Max Hammer 100%

[@lukegill6908]

“It’s just a severed head” followed by complete dead silence is brilliant

[@technocarp]

ahaha I love how they cut out the silence after

[@fathertedczynski]

I honestly don't know why they keep having women on other than Roisin, they provide no comedy

[@leonie2194]

@@fathertedczynski fuck off

[@jamessimonson9905]

Father Ted gammon

[@fathertedczynski]

@@jamessimonson9905 Dead joke, you must be a woman

[@aystefan]

9:16 - “pay some tax love, next year you got a chance” *camera switches to Jimmy looking guilty* 😂

[@BloodyRoses666]

Genuinely NO IDEA who that lady was ^^;

[@BloodyRoses666]

@Martin McDonald I'm not, I'm afraid ^^; But then again, I ain't British XD;;

[@BloodyRoses666]

@Martin McDonald Didn't look like her, tbh 0.0 Thanks for the info! :)

[@Xiphactinus]

@Martin McDonald would be interesting if she only had England to rule over.

[@azrielackerman4659]

@@BloodyRoses666 I mean, it looks exactly like here

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

Has anyone better found a wife more suited to them than Jon? In the entire history of marital relationships? EVER?

[@g3orgie764]

My missus :)

[@L_M_C]

He managed to find someone whose voice is equally as annoying.

[@octaviussludberry9016]

@@L_M_C Similar to your comment then.

[@octaviussludberry9016]

@George joy Probably with his own penis.

[@p.art4705]

I think they make a really cute couple.

[@Josh-mc2gc]

The relaxation round is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen anywhere ever, and it’s all thanks to that hilarious man Joe Wilkinson. Thank you Joe.

[@elliottcharlesreed]

No, that was genuine unhappiness lmao

[@MilanousMedia]

He wasn't trying to be funny lol

[@theclockworkcadaver7025]

Milanous which made it genuinely funny

[@vasilip]

I related too much and just felt really uncomfortable during that.

[@Mahfireballs]

​@Riley D Well he could just opt out I mean it's 8 out of 10 cats do countdown, people run away from things all the time. The makers don't mind you standing up or walking to the other side, those are some of the funniest clips. But I guess Joe just really isn't used to not taking part and doesn't one to be the one to break up a segment. Even though he has more right to do so then probably any other person on the show. I thought it was hilarious although Joe clearly really did not like it and I don't wish for him to do it again. But it was just hilarious how much he didn't like something so harmful especially considering all the things he has done on this show. All the shit he has been through from shameful to absurd to most likely highly uncomfortable suits, positions,... So I’m fairly sure nobody would have minded one bit if he just make it actually clear it had to stop and did not just dislike it. I mean it was real clear he didn’t’ like it but you can easily make it clear to the guy behind you that it’s not happening. As Joe was a sport and let it continue even though he made clear he didn’t like it. Rather than just trying to end it, so yeah he probably should just stood up more. Not that it’s his fault, I just don't believe that Joe didn't do it because of fear for some contract.

[@blankroyai]

"You might as well rim it!" You can see that Richard is trying so hard to not burst into laughter, almost out of characters 😂

[@CJonesApple]

" I think you're a very naïve woman." That one took a moment, I'll admit.

[@kbk3779]

I don't get it. Could you explain?

[@CJonesApple]

@@kbk3779 Jimmy suggests the snake that Rachel held wasn't one but a penis and it wasn't peeing....

[@itsokay7989]

Then follows up with "don't put the snake next to my face we've been through this!". Golden!

[@jamesrawlings5781]

@@CJonesApple Or it wasn't a snake that was weeing.

[@omegastar19]

@@kbk3779 think male genitalia.

[@GerryBolger]

Joe's reaction to the relaxation round is 100% how I'd react.

[@c.d.w.3944]

Lol I'd totally react like Sean tho

[@ititnuaitmai2549]

You might as well rim it.

[@flyawaytodie]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Jon's masseuse looks like he could rip someone's head off if they didn't like his work?

[@anthony.esper21]

Honestly he looks like joe just more muscled and angrier.

[@EthanEthanEthanEthanEthan]

@@anthony.esper21 same can be said about Joe's lol

[@jamgooandyou]

Love that Jimmy's So posh n out of touch with the peasants he doesnt know of B&M lol

[@tonygunk2226]

I love b&m

[@1pauljs]

Fèlix Léon it might be a joke tho

[@adampowers6423]

I’ve literally never heard of it, is it more of a northern thing?

[@tonygunk2226]

Adam Powers there is a lot more up here in the north but I've seen some in London

[@thebodykeepsthescore2828]

@@tonygunk2226 Here in Cornwall too

[@trekker3382]

" ...... i hear they're great adders" - brilliant

[@paulthoresen8241]

It's the phrasing that really makes it, "I hear" is indicative of a homophone which in this case is also a homonym

[@nitromenoob]

@@paulthoresen8241 is a homophone a phone with Grindr on it?

[@bartszymanski4222]

I don't get it

[@basil-nl6su]

@@nitromenoob goddamnit lmao

[@ShlackBaum1]

Can someone please explain the joke?

[@Gatling93]

Never seen Joe so distressed before 😆

[@TangoDelta8111]

I think i got a 9, he says as snot drips from his nose!😂😂😂

[@PhoebeGrigor]

5:14 Rose looking entirely shocked by the snake (to be fair she’s a New Zealander) and then Rachel basically running across stage to say hi to it is the best combo

[@gunners-x-]

Joe is killing me with the massages! Ngl though, he genuinely looks terrified and uncomfortable

[@londonpubssitesandattracti6374]

Cmon you spurssssss

[@mjrowden]

‘You might as well rim it’ - RIP Sean Lock

[@krnc17]

7 months on, The “severed head” is still the only time a comedian said something and there was no reaction at all hahahah

[@TamamoF0X]

Personally it comes off as just a poorly timed, blunt comment with no punchline. Her comedy isnt really for me.

[@voodoo5845]

Are you sure it isnt edited, it sounds like theres a cut there

[@TamamoF0X]

it was cut because the audience went silent lool

[@ashleyl.4611]

False statement, I refuse to believe she's a comedian

[@willporter4500]

Are we sure she is a comedian? I just assumed she was a make a wish person

[@rastas4766]

Joe Wilkinson getting massaged is one of the funniest things I seen in the past 5 years.

[@thomascatchpole71]

13:03 Joe: “i wanna go home” Sean: “do you not like it?” Joe: “no, i dont like it” Jon: *stutters* Joe: “PICK A LETTER”

[@martinadrianarcenas867]

when joe starts to crack you could hear sean mumble "is joe alright?"😃

[@fuckel98]

Poor joe. Ive never been one to feel uncomfortable or awkward or embarrassed about anything really. But poor poor joe, it looked like he was genuinely just trying to be a sport about it whilst going through intense anxiety and panic.

[@Cyberlightning101]

Its common for people who have been abused in the past to hate being touched on their neck or head etc without consent, I’m a fan of comedy yes, but i dont know, sweating and crying isn’t just something you can fake, especially that quickly...

[@swampfarts]

It was awful to watch. He was trying to joke his way out of it for the sake of everyone else but the poor dude looked traumatised. Channel 4 crossed a line.

[@marycanary86]

@@Cyberlightning101 yeahhhhh five quid says youre way overthinking this

[@adrianuss9]

Dgaf

[@5000mahmud]

@Jervis Tetch >shadman

[@thehighground4446]

I love how in Seans national treasures bit, there were 3 different ways of deciding whether they were in or out. The "Yes" and "No" stamps, the colour of the stamps, and the "Yes" and "No" boxes.

[@StrykezMan09]

"Why would you kiss a dog? What the fuck is the matter with you?" Sean killed me with that line 😂😂😂

[@Jack-ww9ge]

No one: Jimmy after someone even whispers the word tax:😬😬😬😳😳😳

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

As incredible as Sean is and always was, I died just watching Joes reaction to that absolute manhandling. He was actually falling apart. Literally giggling out of control and sweating.

[@highjaws]

Lucy Richardson stole the show.

[@TheodoricEichen]

She was just annoying. I hope she doesn't come back on.

[@highjaws]

TheodoricEichen I disagree

[@swanningabout]

@@highjaws Fuck off. She's annoying

[@Acurada159]

@@swanningabout wow that was rude, maybe calm it down a bit snowflake

[@L_M_C]

Christ, that escalated quickly!!

[@snazzyquizzes2336]

It's funny how they hop between clips from different shows, and yet it makes total sense.

[@FanFicnic]

Rachel is such a goddess. She’s like I’m pregnant, I’m wearing a beautiful dress, and I’m holding a snake. You could draw a tarot card of that image.

[@macabre_delights]

"You might as well rim it! " 😄 new T-shirt slogan right there

[@matthewrandell5055]

I feel sorry for Joe in that last clip, I hope he wasn't truly that uncomfortable

[@TheAxeaman]

Yeah same, his reaction seemed to be quite real.

[@wayne3093]

i think he was

[@johnnysothersack6829]

“..f*cking christ look at the size of mine!” Always kills me

[@lucashouse3299]

Sean looks like Sting with the shades.

[@timothyspool1399]

That's very true. He certainly doesn't look like Elvis (or sound like him).

[@loaches80]

Who'd have thought that Jon wasn't the one to be most freaked out by the massage?

[@SeanKL107]

I would watch 45 minutes of Sean choosing who does and does not get to be a national treasure.

[@amy6284]

Ha, the way Sean was stamping those pics 😂

[@MrExEssex]

1:43 Alex Horne is almost in stitches before Sean Lock has even started.

[@UKmark1994]

Pay some tax love 😂😂😂😂

[@melaniadingle]

“Might as well rim it” Is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

[@jamiecdjay9592]

“It’s just a SEVERED HEAD!” Oh no

[@dynoko3295]

Biggest flop ive seen

[@loganparker4184]

I feel bad because it could have been funny, it's jsut the timing was abysmal and so everyone sort of had to ignore it.

[@crazyrobots6565]

*Seevad heed*

[@crazyrobots6565]

@@loganparker4184 I mean ¾ of comedy is timing. I don't feel bad that she flipped. She's apparently a comedienne.

[@somethingelse1988]

Sivverd Hid

[@peripheralsapien8491]

I know exactly how Joe feels during that massage 😂

[@jakehorsburgh2878]

That Ant McPartland joke from Sean was incredible, I was dying

[@edithcoberman]

Call 999 then

[@nzmarty]

Richard Ayoade is fantastic in the National Treaures piece. Says nothing but says everything

[@TangoDelta8111]

He is absolutely worthless!

[@MMR_LM]

13:41 I don’t think I've ever seen anyone break character more than this, even the camera crew are absolutely pissing themselves laughing

[@anitarichardson2836]

I was laughing so much I couldn't see the screen anymore because of the tears. 🤣🤣🤣 Joe at the end was unintentionally HILARIOUS!

[@flobba696]

Joe suffering through the relaxation round is the most perfect example of schadenfreude 😂

[@billyeveryteen7328]

"He's got a really big c-" Totally not where I thought that was going.

[@Porkee.-_-.]

Who were they talking about

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

@@Porkee.-_-. I know your question is months old, but I thought I’d reply anyway, just in case you hadn’t found out haha. It was Jon’s wife, Lucy Beaumont, talking about him; it was great how she worded it, to make it sound like she was going to say “He’s (Jon) got a really big cock”, but, at the last second, changed it to “He’s (Jon) got a really big c-rush on Anthea Turner” haha. All the best. 👍😀

[@Ashfielder]

Wilky in the relaxation round is totally me. I was hoping he’d say, “I’ve got a four. It’s this guy.”

[@BMJCARPENTRY]

Fricking literally crying! Thanks you Brits have the BEST sense of humor

[@Rick-jf2ig]

"TB?!" That will never not be funny lmao

[@gd7681]

I’m non british - I wish I understood the references Sean was making with those hats.

[@dislecsyk991]

There are no real references there, except that the guy next to him is Harry Hill, whose comedy is ALL (literally, ALL) non-sequiturs and call-backs.

[@GlennYarwood]

Don’t worry there’s nothing to understand 😂

[@nonyornats6218]

It's mostly absurdism

[@lorenzomoseley5926]

No references he's just being a twat

[@darrencarpenter9668]

You’re not supposed too, it’s absolutely rubbish!

[@burgersbeansandchips]

I'll have 3 of your warmest soups

[@amberkelly3187]

Burgers Beans and Chips I thought he said suits. Both make sense. 😉

[@predictivetextisforaunts]

I never thought I’d say this sentence, but “the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is Joe Wilkinson getting a massage.”

[@thebandcoca]

Does anyone have a phone charger? That’s always been a favourite line from Sean. 😂😂😂

[@kingviper3474]

Why does Katharine remind me of Amy from Amy’s Baking Company?

[@wommy556]

KingViper347 oh my god now I can’t unsee it

[@IS-qp7rs]

😂😂🤣

[@csellars7874]

What a shout!

[@SirReptitious]

I think it's because they both wear way too much makeup. At least Katherine doesn't appear to be a psycho-cunt. ;-p

[@elliotboon7727]

I forgot I had this memory

[@maniswolftoman]

I think I could watch Sean judge national treasures all day long.

[@joemurrell2099]

The best set up in comedy is, was, and always will be… “Sean, have you got a mascot?”

[@Wotswiv]

Rachael: I like snakes, I was once peed on by a snake... It was at this moment that the aortic aneurysms of 50,000 senior men across Britain simultaneously burst.

[@seanoreilly1832]

So glad Sean is back in good Nick.. he seemed unwell there for a while

[@rhodiumthunderbird]

Man, this comment is fucking tragic in hindsight. RIP Sean Lock.

[@jdixon390]

Everyone on the thumbnail is the best reason to watch the video

[@MorrisseyMuse]

Everyone called Jimmy and Sean

[@thecircledk8597]

The funniest part is Sean is REALLY ripping the shit out of Harry Hill in that "total comedy" bit... and I am not sure even Sean realizes or perhaps he does ...who knows (?!)

[@HawkOfGP]

Of course he knows

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Obviously he realises, that's the whole point of it

[@timmason7430]

Harry Hill is as funny as walking dog shit onto your Kashmir carpet in the living room.

[@edithcoberman]

Does Harry hill varnish his head? Cause it fucking looks like it

[@james-yn4zz]

"you might as well rim it" I lost my actual shit at that 😂😂

[@jimbobur]

"You might as well rim it" caught me off guard.

[@kittycattt93]

Joe Wilkinson getting a massage kills me everytime I see it 🤣🤣🤣

[@jelina5892]

Joe's masseur looks like his cousin who just got probation

[@c0niferal]

The ominous 'relax.. relax..' is so creepy 😂

[@henrythompson3203]

Poor joe was having a panic attack and were all laughing at him 😅

[@jackbradleywilson]

5:43 when Jimmy says fuck off an rachel is puttin the snake near his face🤣🤣 dunno why that gets me every time 😂

[@gwinnellheald8592]

I'm a simple man. I see Richard Ayoade, I click. Edit: never mind, he said Jack shit 😂

[@wtto_ohitemano_o6858]

Richard ayoade almost broke character when Sean made the “rim it joke”

[@nickgroom2195]

Joe Wilkinson says "four" and then a giant, green 4 comes across the screen. That's some good clip editing.

[@benjic80]

Sean Lock is the man. Nobody does comedy like him. Love this show.

[@Dy1an.k]

joe getting a massage was genuinely hilarious

[@robertblake1032]

Love this episode and Jon’s wife. One of the best. Wish she was on more.

[@jamihanks6962]

Sean Locke cracking up at himself is gold

[@willch.2259]

I love how Katherine prefaces her gastritis story with "you ought to be careful what you eat, Jon" when her issue was nothing to do with what she ate but the fact that she was indirectly rimming a fox

[@bottomline7923]

I just laughed the hardest I have ever laughed in 54 years. That beat out the first time I got stoned and laughed till I cried

[@edithcoberman]

“He tried to put a spoon in my pudding..”

[@petercogan6227]

The Queen has no chance of making it as a national treasure now

[@haroldgarrett2932]

" i think you're a very naive woman" is incredible. jimmy has to be one of the quickest witted comedians ever

[@krystalrenee]

I thought Sean’s stamp was going to go through the table for the queen 😂

[@GodSpeedBuilds]

I always found it a lil strange when people get upset about celebs deaths. But seans really got me! At least we have a treasure trove of clips we can watch forever RIP sean, Still watching your clips to this day

[@kennetho2499]

Joe's massage session killed me 🤣🤣

[@willturner6077]

“You might as well rim it” - Sean Locke

[@edithcoberman]

Incorrect spelling of the surname

[@kisbie]

Jonathan Ross made pretty much the exact same joke on Room 101 about 20 years before, although I prefer Sean’s phrasing.

[@SilverSC2Gaming]

9:19 Jimmy: I guess I'm out too then huh?

[@michelletebbutt86]

7:00 Sean Lock should go in the Yes box for national treasure 💔

[@shreddydec7388]

1:49 begged it

[@dep7229]

Thank you channel 4. My throat hurts from laughing so much because of that relaxation round 😂

[@GH-qt6fz]

Joe’s face during the massage is fantastic!

[@lostinsweden5039]

Rest in Peace Sean. 16th August 21. Genuinely funny man.

[@vmanias]

Love the fact that Rachel is such a good sport!

[@GenericUser04]

"I think I got 9" "......4" 😂

[@alexbenavidez4500]

No joke, that snake was kinda sweet and cute Really friendly and calm

[@waretaSL]

Where did richard's hair go? I miss the fro

[@turtleshell9935]

bambidays he looks even more handsome

[@elizabethblackwell6242]

@@turtleshell9935 Fro or no fro always handsome.

[@solidmoon8266]

He got rid or it to look more professional, but mainly for the pu-tang

[@danielburgess7101]

Little known fact but Total Football was also just a box of hats and glasses that Cruyff would do impressions with

[@E-MAN979]

I’m sitting here losing my shit in the break room watching joes reaction

[@lenasmart1086]

OMG I almost peed my pants at the massage bit with Joe. I honestly needed a good laugh tonight, thank you Channel 4 and this program.

[@edithcoberman]

“NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OF MINE!” 😂