"Oh, C**k and Balls!" Best of Joe Wilkinson on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Pt. 4

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The very best of Joe Wilkinson on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!
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[@Channel4Entertainment]

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[@senajabeen1076]

Joe is the highlight of the show. Alot of ot is recycled material. You have already posted

[@romanxxxxyoutube]

Yaaas

[@monstersince]

no

[@caribstu]

Genuinely do not like Joe Wilkinson, but this, for once, was funny. More because of how much the rest of the team were laughing, than Joe himself. Seeing as you asked.

[@Biggorgeousleo]

Ur mam

[@SamoIsKing]

I've always thought its the mark of a great comedian when you can make other comedians literally cry with laughter.

[@Ludifant]

Like it´s the mark of a great thinker, when you can make other thinkers facepalm.

[@tbsean9968]

It’s scripted he didn’t write that poem

[@SmithysArt]

His stand up is shit if I'm honest he's better on panel shows where a far bit is scripted

[@adamgrocco]

@@tbsean9968 He is just there for his sex appeal.

[@tbsean9968]

adamgrocco oh yea that makes sense absolute fanni magnet that fella is

[@tyjytjafdf689]

It's great how Sean just loses it when Joe does anything.

[@wendyraymond1751]

Absolutely love when he cracks up at Sean. .

[@TanjoGalbi]

"Please stop" 🤣🤣🤣

[@swanningabout]

Loses what?

[@circa4650]

12:33 seangull

[@jasonoreilly389]

Same with miles, he breaks down when Joe's around it's hilarious 😂

[@shaunakmukherjee5038]

Joe is truly a comedian's comedian. Just look at the likes of Jimmy and Sean completely losing it during his bits. Especially the poem...that was bloody golden.

[@qwopiretyu]

he's a British Rob Schrab

[@wrenclark4907]

And Alex Brooker too, if you’ve ever seen him on the last leg

[@royferguson3909]

never a true word spoken

[@royferguson3909]

@@qwopiretyu he is British, who invented comedy , real belly laughing , ridiculous funny stuff. and I don't even like the bloke, he is just fucking hilarious.

[@royferguson3909]

you are so correct.

[@timossi1]

The bit about naming people´s willies is just Legendary.

[@nirmalsuki]

We almost lost Sean Lock and much less importantly, Katheryn's face...

[@wendyraymond1751]

I cry everytime. ..

[@PK-lz4ho]

I swear if the other panelists didn't laugh and just let him say it all it wouldn't have been as funny. Joe losing it and everyone else is what cracks me up everytime.

[@JasperJanssen]

Paul Knowles laughter is a communal experience. That’s why attending a comedian live is so different from watching the same routine on tv, especially if they don’t record audience laughter.

[@barryschwarz]

Was going to say the same thing. I watch lots of comedy and very rarely laugh. This had me rolling about. Because they were. Gold.

[@henrikhyrup3995]

2 lines of Joe's poem and Sean Lock is broken. :D That's how good he is.

[@michaelsmith8107]

I like jimmy breaking down too, can tell its genuine when he isnt doing his fake laugh.

[@tesaft]

Joe Wilkinson: Exists Sean Lock: Breaks down in laughter

[@jdixon390]

And everyone else lol

[@michaeldwatkins_]

Joe's Penis-naming poem has to be one of the all-time best Cats Does Countdown moments.

[@frankierouteledge2022]

“Of course it’s not your card, he’s a pissed up bear” 😂

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Absolutely one of my favorite bits

[@TheKeebster1]

I love how there has to be 4 parts because he’s just that great.

[@shaggerchuck2060]

Here's hoping for 4 more.

[@GerardFrankMcr]

I've seen that poem scene four times now. Four times I've cried with laughter.

[@shaukahodan2373]

I thought the PENISTALE conundrum was PALESTINE lol

[@swanningabout]

Congratulations

[@GerardFrankMcr]

@@swanningabout k

[@ChucksDream]

This and greg davies story on the graham norton show always make me crack up! Always

[@GerardFrankMcr]

@@ChucksDream 100% agree!!

[@loganj8118]

Imagine Joe Wilkinson and James Acaster on the same team 😂😂

[@chocolate3261]

Logan J that would be absolute chaos! I need it!

[@ib1445]

BEST TEAM EVER

[@xosammy4301]

We can only dream

[@superd9072]

Yes, Please

[@milliewarner8911]

No one would be able to breathe for laughing 😂

[@rmiraflor]

“Could be the booze, could just be proximity to Suzy” Just savage 😂

[@welshfinn1]

Seeing Sean laughing at the end seems massively poignant now; I'm glad he worked through his illness, as it's clear it gave him irreplaceable moments of joy

[@ccenturionnmc]

This aged like milk

[@WrestleGermainia]

@@ccenturionnmc why?

[@squirrelyshirley7629]

​@@ccenturionnmcsomeone needs to work on their reading comprehension skills.

[@ccenturionnmc]

@@squirrelyshirley7629 Explain your point.

[@squirrelyshirley7629]

@@ccenturionnmc No

[@francaperotti5934]

Joe Wilkinson is something else. He is just brilliant.

[@cnelsonlv99]

Watching Sean, Jon, Joe and Jimmy unable to contain themselves for 3 minutes straight during Joe's poems is one of the most addicting things I've ever seen! The truly magical moment is at 13:50, when you think it has already reached the peak, only to find that it gets even better... I thought Sean was going to have a coronary!

[@gfozi5581]

Sean's reaction to the poem, is ace "please, stop"

[@OMS.Marketing]

Jimmy’s laughing soo much the botox was seeping through his eyes 😂

[@Ryan1Berry]

Even Jon is gone on the "Hello Police Officer" line 😂

[@christophercompton]

I'm glad Sean got to enjoy his time on the show before he left us I imagine he wouldnt have wanted anything but laughter for his last few years

[@MDsSeltaro]

*Bear nods off to sleep* Jimmy: It could just be because he's in close proximity to Suzy.. I laughed hard at that part lol

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Joe's poem was brilliant. i laughed even harder after Sean pleads with him to stop

[@willmason5278]

I remember the first time I saw Joe reciting his poem, I genuinely hurt myself laughing! Joe's reading alone is amazing, but combined with Sean's reaction, it becomes literally the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't mind admitting that I suffer with quite severe depression which can be really shit at times, but watching this, actually works in taking the edge off better than any medication.

[@TheCurtisdavies]

wishing you all the help in your hope to get better again mate 🙏

[@jamesramplin8124]

Hope you get better mate. And yeah, these comedians do really light everyone's world up

[@rohannsingh5565]

Keep fighting bro

[@TheElliotSerge]

Sean and joe’s sense of humour together was so fun to watch, they both just enjoyed each others work 🤣

[@giantreddevil]

Joe "Is that your card?" Rachel "That One?" Joe "Yeah" Rachel "No" Joe "Of course it's not your card, He's a pissed up bear" LOL

[@Blazervitch]

Pissed up* meaning drunk

[@andy.m265]

And that’s hilarious because??

[@Misfits923]

That was great.

[@royferguson3909]

@@Blazervitch thank you for clearing that- up. This is the very reason that British humour is top. Cos people like you need to explain ever two words to understand OUR unique amazing sense of humor. This stuff don't need translating, unless you don't really grasp the concept. It is our humour that keeps US on top. A little country, with REAL HEART.

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Len the bear is one of my favourite TV moments. Comedy gold

[@tickub]

And he got to nuzzle Rachel and cuddle Susie. That's one lucky bear.

[@devgordhan5718]

I love how Joe has a modern spin on prop comedy. There isn't many people that bring it to our screens the way Joe does and it's amazing. Also the way Sean laughs at Joe's intros makes me happy

[@higharenji]

Everytime Joe is playing a character, it just looks like they gave him the costume and the props and forgot to give him the script.

[@georgewillis592]

Sean's broken laugh is something else 😂😂😂

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

I couldn’t get “Palestine” out of my head for that conundrum

[@grantmalone]

Same here

[@falconxerxes]

It's a proper noun though

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

@@falconxerxes Yeah, that's why I needed it out of my head!

[@taskendeer]

Same. Didn't even think about it being penalties, I was so sure about Palestine :D

[@tytanium5554]

A little too relevant now😬😬

[@cheezyatease5223]

I honestly think Joe’s poem is the best Countdown moment ever. It never gets old.

[@mary-janepowderly5377]

I think Joes poem is the most hilarious thing to come out of a show like this or comedy, and also to make some seasoned and hilarious comedians to make literally cry out laughing and yelling 'please stop!' Is pure genius its amazing and will be in history as comedy gold 😂

[@raphaellauf7786]

Joe is the perfect example of "If you have enough personality the rules don't apply to you."

[@Marikioable]

The naming of other men's members nearly killed me. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Excellent! My lovely woman (who's Lithuanian) asked me why I was laughing so much. How to explain to her? I got the joke at "Captain Birdseye"

[@ajburdett882]

Joe Wilkinson, one of the few comedians with the amazing ability to make Sean Lock cry with laughter. Legend.

[@pharoahegypt]

When Joe is on form, he's unstoppably hilarious. I was holding my sides during that last poem again, & I've watched it so many times before. As for the drunken bear.... Where does he get his ideas?

[@andy.m265]

From the writers

[@Ometecuhtli]

I only know the Simpsons parody of which I assume was some TV novelty using a bear as an interviewer or something like that, can't tell if such thing was really tried or not.

[@PGVideos4222]

"Jon's not here, i'm fucking losing it" - Sean Lock 2019

[@wiredforstereo]

Joe is my favorite. Hard to tell how much he's doing to be funny and how much is real incompetence which is just as funny.

[@jamesveale3372]

That poem made Sean laugh like Jimmy and made Jimmy laugh like a normal person 😂

[@WFKGW]

the gift that keeps on giving

[@Crowster12781]

I was dealing with several depression today and then I heard Joe's poem and it's the first time I laughed all day...

[@NewMessage]

Every Joe bit is the best Joe bit.

[@ajcnielsen]

I've only seen Joe in this show and, too be honest, the first couple times I thought he was goddamn obnoxious. But he's got the kind of personality that really grows on you, and now these old bits have me dying.

[@swanningabout]

Pissflaps

[@vasilip]

I didn't like him at first also because all I seemed to see was those stupid costumes in these compilations and they distracted me and I didn't even want to listen him. Since then I've watched full episodes and really grown to like him.

[@WardenOfTerra]

It's dry humour. You're obviously not British if you don't understand or appreciate Joe.

[@alanturner4736]

@@WardenOfTerra lol exactly

[@danielskrivan6921]

To me, he's hit or miss. Some of the jokes land. Some don't. That poem though...that landed harder than just about anything.

[@sojans.r9025]

Ohh how I wish Miles Jupp was there for Joe's poem !

[@LurkMoar101]

Sean Lock, Mickey Flanagan, Miles Jupp and Bob Mortimer would have been a great audience for that poem.

[@ainsleywalker4072]

I'll be the first to say Rest In Piece Sean. you made my life so humourous. I Love you Big fella

[@ryann5247]

Joe and Sean get each other's jokes on a different level than everyone else gets them

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

"Of course it's not your card! He's a pissed up bear!" I saw it coming from a mile away but Joe makes it fucking hilarious

[@davidwhitfield7864]

13:59 Sean's reaction to 'hello, police officer' :D

[@soggybread7883]

RIP Sean! ❤️🥺

[@KrisHarrisnNeti]

I don't know how many times(a lot) I've seen his naming willies bit but I cry laughing every time, the bit is funny as hell but watching other comedians losing it makes it even better.

[@anthonymetnes402]

"Joe there's someone at the door" kills me every time 🤣

[@FloatingCroc]

Sean’s laughter is as hilarious as Joes comic genius 😂😂😂

[@goliath_red1102]

You know your poem is good when Sean laughs louder than Jimmy

[@akaboaye7379]

Joe is an absolute legend. Fucking hell! Nobody could have made Sean Lock or Lee Mack laugh like that.

[@FutureChaosTV]

I have watched Joes poem bit several times over the last months and I still get tears of laughter running down my cheeks each time I watch it.

[@abwatson2]

I can hear the Editor(s) killing themselves laughing at Joe's antics :)

[@henrikhyrup3995]

They must have been literally rolling on the floor laughing during his poem.

[@RICHOCHANGO]

That poem never gets old

[@megalaxmax9979]

Not often I nearly piss myself with laughter but Joe's poem was one of those times.

[@phillipyovino3963]

I love how Joe makes Sean laugh so hard!

[@thelizardking6772]

The last bit is without a doubt the best segment on cats does countdown ever

[@zaeroses1096]

The delivery of "Shall we go home?" is PERFECT

[@brucelee1292]

I could honestly just sit and watch these all day. Sean and Joe just give me so much joy lol

[@permz4280]

RIP Sean Lock

[@xdflex18]

Thank you for doing this !!

[@MySkydawg]

To this day, joe’s poem (plus reaction) is the single funniest thing that has ever occurred in the history of the planet. That is all.

[@swine13]

My favourite is still Sean's tirade against the children of Mitchelbrook Primary school.

[@beastiebear7231]

I swear only Joe and Johnny Vegas can make sean genuinely belly laugh (or even crack a smile).

[@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev]

Sean Lock's pretty good at that too.... watch the episode (quite new) where Maradonna sets the sprinklers off.

[@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev]

And that's a challenging wank episode.

[@jordandack3706]

"Could be the booze, or proximity to Suzy" "Joe somebody's at the door!" Its subtle jokes like these that make this goddamn show! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ayyalfi3]

You know something’s gonna be funny when Joe starts laughing 🤣🤣

[@lovepreetdhillon9622]

Is there already an episode with just Sean Lock's ideas or inventions? Like the books or fruit baskets. If no, please I need one desparately.

[@imwyldan9190]

or Nazi Island

[@kal465]

@@imwyldan9190 nazi island is definitely on youtube in a sean lock compilation, I saw it a couple days ago

[@shadyzxzx]

is that crap supposed to be funny, i say funnier things better than that all day on and dont get paid for it,

[@memorless]

@@shadyzxzx then why are you commenting under channel4 videos ? oh man, you should be on America's Got Talent with your humor and wit which were just bursting out from that comment you made. That wide spacing for no reason - hilarious, almost as funny as your impersonation of a moron

[@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev]

@@shadyzxzx There's a reason you don't get paid for it...

[@ihateevilbill]

Oh my god. Im in tears at Joes poem at the end. One of the funniest things ive seen in ages.

[@noellenn2122]

How is it possible there isn't a Joe Wilkinson show, yet?!

[@xRecklessCommunityx]

Seeing sean breaks my heart but its nice to see him so happy

[@davidappelgate320]

It's such a tiny moment but 10:53 is actually one of my favorite Sean Lock jokes. That's making use of the entire situation!

[@maidenhell3176]

Jimmy wiping away tears of laughter gets me everytime

[@orlandonelthorpe9027]

Don't know if I was laughing so hard because of Joe's poem, or because Sean's stomach was hurting as much as mine!

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Jimmy Carr: He's died recently, but he keeps showing up anyway. *sighs* It's Joe Wilkinson... *camera cuts to Joe Wilkinson's corpse*

[@rastas4766]

*audience starts laughing uncontrollably*

[@beyoncealways2911]

Jimmy asks the corpse if he’s alright Corpse is either tipped out of his coffin to splay out on the floor or shrugs it’s shoulders and a disembodied voice says “been a bit of a weird week Jimmy”

[@willdenoble1898]

I watched this and cried everytime Sean died laughing. RIP to the man, Sean Lock.

[@aussieintexas61]

that poem cracks me up till im in tears.

[@jcdenton4911]

I love that Sean always found Joe so funny.

[@Hectrim]

I cant be the only one who thinks Katherine was completely fake laughing to not look awkward at joe's Naming Penis' joke

[@gienbot7954]

was looking for this comment. She's painful to watch.

[@seanross7611]

It’s like when you’re 1 to 1 with someone who keeps making jokes and you pretend to laugh to be nice

[@muhammadharisrehman6239]

she's not faking it, it's just botox and all the plastic surgeries on her face ..

[@glenalan1547]

She isn’t funny and her fake laugh ruins bits

[@ChucksDream]

I think its cos her story was just before this and it didn’t get as many laughs. So shes just processing that as well as not really understanding the major humour in joes ridiculous poem

[@dexthelord2488]

I’ve been waiting so long for this😂

[@ReflectionPhotography97]

That last one had me laughing all the way through it 😂😂😂

[@housespyda8168]

LOWER THE PISSING WINCH!

[@Cactus732]

Raise the pissing winch!

[@housespyda8168]

@@Cactus732 LOWER,,,,,,,, the pissing winch

[@wendyraymond1751]

Loved this thanku. .Joe is so funny. Love him..

[@JithinJacob333]

I feel like Katherine was faking her laugh because everyone else was laughing

[@zyaicob]

No her brain is just broken she can't make proper sounds

[@adamarens3520]

I thought that too. It looked like a fake laugh.

[@Nobody-pv2ml]

Botox .....

[@rickvandam3238]

If everyone laughs you laugh cause they do

[@sunxel3264]

I think it's the botox, it looks odd when ppl with botox try to show any type of emotion

[@logix8969]

This man is a national treasure, his dry and straight-faced delivery and overall seriousness makes every bit he does just side-splittingly hilarious, he's so random it freaking hurts... I mean here you have a pissed-up bear sitting at the desk of Countdown building a chair out of pegs, ONLY JOE, could come up with something so outlandish :D

[@cuzned1375]

“Please stop!” is the funniest thing Sean has ever said. 😆

[@tobyhellewell5981]

Everytime he says “alright Jimmy” I just lose it. This man is the best 😂😂

[@nbbim2012]

This is bad even for me.... he really is the best part of the show

[@LysanderLH]

I said hello to Joe the other day. What an lovely guy he is. Thanks Joe

[@josh929]

We needed this.

[@gharbihamza4370]

Top notch, hilarious comedian

[@llukandane3337]

2:23 auuohhh, cohck and bahlls

[@tonyshaw7420]

Timing is just perfect!

[@watermelonsandal4206]

Joe Wilkinson is absolutely batshit insane and I greatly appreciate that.

[@callmetiger7186]

When Katherine Ryan laughs it looks like one of them realistic sex dolls riding a rollercoaster

[@IAmAlgolei]

Well, I mean, she kinda is.

[@Wonderguard1]

Giggity!

[@Josh-mc2gc]

I damn near pissed myself at Joe and his incredible reading of epic literature and poetry at the end there, very well written! I shall attempt to perform this to my English class at the start of our poetry unit, wish me luck!

[@howardmckenna]

How did it go down?

[@louiseevans3870]

When I am having a bad day watching clips of joe makes it better

[@chriskelly1951]

Not many comedians could break Sean like Joe did. Love to see Sean losing it laughing

[@killianbarrans8188]

“I made the mistake of taking a bite out of his chicken and mushroom slice”