The Funniest Speedrun Submission Fails for Poppy Playtime

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AstralSpiff

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@shirota3978
@shirota3978 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how that dude at 3:28 just casually shows word file with his “14th century Europe” history essay. Maybe, he is not a good speedrunner but at least he does his homework
@shirota3978
@shirota3978 2 жыл бұрын
Btw guy at 11:30 basically says «Warning! I am not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Please don’t judge me too harshly!»
@jere6510
@jere6510 2 жыл бұрын
aye russian speakers unite, the is pretty amusing
@mountain_hills
@mountain_hills 2 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to show us his homework
@1kkoto
@1kkoto 2 жыл бұрын
Also you can immediately know that someone is russian if they have pirated games I've never seen someone from the English-speaking part of the world to pirate a game, but russians seem to pirate everything they touch
@shirota3978
@shirota3978 2 жыл бұрын
@@1kkoto Well, yeah… Pirating games is a big thing in Russia. Mainly because 1) lots of people simply don’t have enough money to buy games (especially when prices are not adapted for Russian market) and 2) Government doesn’t really give a shit about pirating, there’s nothing that can really stop pirates from downloading things illegally. Sometimes, people pirate certain game to play a bit and decide whether or not they want to spend real money on it. However, I think that mentality has its impact on the problem too. A lot of people just don’t see pirating as a problem :^/
@diahonkers9757
@diahonkers9757 2 жыл бұрын
Speedruns that make it to the leaderboard where they’re just…playing the game…but they’re within the rules of the speedrun are always so fucking funny
@Zoiler
@Zoiler 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea I'm gonna speedrun Minecraft and make a base
@outspade
@outspade 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zoiler thats gold i love it
@Tunic_
@Tunic_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zoiler send us the video when you finish
@Zoiler
@Zoiler 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tunic_ if I have the motivation to do it
@demonblade700
@demonblade700 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zoiler heres some motivation just do it as the man says
@boxofbees7272
@boxofbees7272 2 жыл бұрын
The kid with the slideshow honestly impressed me. How the hell do you play a game that goes .03 frames per second? He somehow managed to navigate even without being able to see literally anything he was doing at any given time
@Skorpeonismyrealname
@Skorpeonismyrealname 2 жыл бұрын
It might also just be a disconnect between his computer and recording software. There have been plenty of times I'd stream on Twitch, and my frames were fine. But Twitch was getting half to a third of the frames without me realizing.
@GrimmBones
@GrimmBones 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, his FPS was probably playable, but the recording of it was trash.
@blakeworthvv
@blakeworthvv 2 жыл бұрын
i kinda feel bad for him. hes trying his best. he just.. should probably get a better computer and recording software when he gets older.
@K4rt_
@K4rt_ 2 жыл бұрын
Hes a god!
@yeet1296
@yeet1296 2 жыл бұрын
note, that this is assuming it wasn't a recording issue as someone who used to play minecraft on a laptop with like 10 fps, I can say that like 10 is the absolutely minimum playability for games, but like that kid HAS MAJOR SKILL to play a game with that low fps
@SHRUQq
@SHRUQq 2 жыл бұрын
Evil AstralSpiff be like: "I have access to your hard drive"
@Leet-iz2fz
@Leet-iz2fz 2 жыл бұрын
I snorted upon reading this.
@krzysiekbudzisz4572
@krzysiekbudzisz4572 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, he would be able to access their computer if their were to include an IP adress
@void4972
@void4972 2 жыл бұрын
Epic comment
@mrbock150
@mrbock150 3 ай бұрын
This became a huge meme in tiktok, are you a time traveler 😮
@dannyboy2585
@dannyboy2585 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna call out any names, because that would be unfair to the runner." Proceeds to name and shame his roommates speedrun at the end*
@Kailova07
@Kailova07 2 жыл бұрын
Roommate knew exactly what he was doing and deserved it
@airmanon7213
@airmanon7213 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the roommate gave consent?
@ladyjuno2456
@ladyjuno2456 2 жыл бұрын
I mean tbf it's on the leaderboard, if I wanted to find out I could just go check the leaderboard for the worst run and find it np
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 2 жыл бұрын
there actually is a thing called a slowrun. you know what's harder than finishing an entire game under 5 minutes? spending 72 consecutive hours on one game.
@tamnker8465
@tamnker8465 2 жыл бұрын
No longer a test of skill, just soul-sucking endurance.
@Zoiler
@Zoiler 2 жыл бұрын
Who said sleeping wasn't allowed
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 2 жыл бұрын
I recently heard about lowest% speedrun in Zelda twilight princess. A wr (not sure if it still is wr) run was almost 24 hours with about 17 hours staring at link trying to grab a ruby.
@mattb1593
@mattb1593 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Laughs in Breath of the wild
@TheIgnitionCollective
@TheIgnitionCollective 2 жыл бұрын
Matpat would probably do that for the lore of some games
@nottodayartt5187
@nottodayartt5187 3 жыл бұрын
I mean. Getting the worst Speedrun is also kinda an accomplishment
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 3 жыл бұрын
Haha… yeah there may or may not be a handful of people trying to do just that :) stay tuned for potential video
@arizonaranger5106
@arizonaranger5106 2 жыл бұрын
New challenge: get the worst poppy playtime speedrun
@Zoiler
@Zoiler 2 жыл бұрын
@@AstralSpiff slow running?
@AxtonTheObstagoon
@AxtonTheObstagoon 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zoiler nope. slow *walking*
@Zoiler
@Zoiler 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxtonTheObstagoon Nah nah, slow *crawling*
@llamaz6731
@llamaz6731 2 жыл бұрын
4:43 The game just looks like it's running slowly, but he's actually splicing every frame
@nounverbyear1505
@nounverbyear1505 2 жыл бұрын
master troll
@harrogeorge7878
@harrogeorge7878 2 жыл бұрын
Optimal run acquired
@SendHelpImScared
@SendHelpImScared Жыл бұрын
How could you tell?
@underscore.
@underscore. Жыл бұрын
@@SendHelpImScared r/woooosh
@SendHelpImScared
@SendHelpImScared Жыл бұрын
@@underscore. r/wooooooooosh the r/wooooooooosh
@katuwu5706
@katuwu5706 2 жыл бұрын
aw man i feel so bad for the black screen guy. you can tell from his message that he tried his hardest and a recording error denied him any credit for his work.
@heiwa3308
@heiwa3308 Жыл бұрын
Based Madeline Profile Picture
@cllncl
@cllncl 2 жыл бұрын
11:35 "Important! I'm not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first run! Don't go hard on me!"
@JTCF
@JTCF 2 жыл бұрын
Correct!
@winteriris13
@winteriris13 2 жыл бұрын
aw it's kinda sweet actually
@iwakeupandboomimarat
@iwakeupandboomimarat 2 жыл бұрын
that is kinda sweet, i get that they probably dont know english but im surprised they didnt even put it through google translate
@surething119
@surething119 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was talking about like nuclear bombs or shit
@polskabalaclava
@polskabalaclava 2 жыл бұрын
I was about to translate that too in the comments
@unitymask
@unitymask 2 жыл бұрын
11:30 it's funny to hear that it looks ominous because this disclaimer is literally just "this is my first speedrun please be nice"
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON Жыл бұрын
Aww
@Majima_Nowhere
@Majima_Nowhere 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah man, I'm a speedrunner. What's my rig look like? Oh man, it's high end. I got a 1000MHz 1 core Celeron. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds fast."
@TechnoDjent
@TechnoDjent 2 жыл бұрын
"Celeron sounds like acceleration and acceleration is speed. Yes, I am speed."
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 2 жыл бұрын
@@TechnoDjent Doesn't matter how well you accelerate if your max speed is shit
@TechnoDjent
@TechnoDjent 2 жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738 actually it mostly depends on acceleration limit If there's none, then infinity of speed is possible
@martmine4618
@martmine4618 2 жыл бұрын
Mario kart free tips?
@Iristallite
@Iristallite 2 жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738 now THAT is a hilarious joke. 👏
@susanavrilchavezrendon7094
@susanavrilchavezrendon7094 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a 70 hour speedrun that seems legitimate but then uses cheats at the 69 mark would be soul sucking to verify
@lued123
@lued123 2 жыл бұрын
Animal Crossing speedrun with a rickroll 95 hours in.
@TheDragonCat99
@TheDragonCat99 2 жыл бұрын
No no, one at 53 minutes which quickly goes back to being a normal run. People check the beginning and end, but rarely the middle.
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 2 жыл бұрын
Baten Kaitos 100% has ridiculously long speedruns. As of August 2019 or so, the world record was *341 hours, 20 minutes, and 3 seconds.* There's a required item that takes *two weeks to evolve*
@seafood1471
@seafood1471 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine they'd have multiple mods review it in segments over several days to cover that kind of thing
@Spunney
@Spunney 2 жыл бұрын
No?? They just wouldn't verify it
@urabarosso8497
@urabarosso8497 2 жыл бұрын
That pirate person has a lot of russian files (not really surprising, pirating in Russia has absolutely no consequences lol) - a lot of them are school/university projects, there is a Pirates of the Caribbean OST, and there is even a progress/attendance report pdf. All of these, combined with torrenting a game, made me so nostalgic for my childhood?? Kid, whoever you are, you are a blessing, keep doing what you're doing and godspeed
@obama69890
@obama69890 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@SecretRatDestroyer
@SecretRatDestroyer 2 жыл бұрын
That's literally what my pc looks like too. Completely unorganized files that have both college projects and pirated games from all sorts of sources. And anything else i want to save. Just whatever. Total mess
@SHinierthennyourforehead
@SHinierthennyourforehead 2 жыл бұрын
stay strong slavic brothers love from Poland 💪💪💪💪
@voltable
@voltable 2 жыл бұрын
chad got bl2
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
I think this dude Probably pirated because he had no other choice
@sugo8479
@sugo8479 2 жыл бұрын
I think the people sending links to their hard drives just tried to drag the files on the submition page, that's probably my best guess.
@valhatan3907
@valhatan3907 2 жыл бұрын
The 12 yo me feels spotted lol
@alienenthusiast
@alienenthusiast 2 жыл бұрын
Like their uploading their homework to Moodle. 😂
@noadsmagee5512
@noadsmagee5512 2 жыл бұрын
This is the correct answer
@Fearagen
@Fearagen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they thought it was like KZbin to where you can drag and drop the video.
@JakubMareda
@JakubMareda 2 жыл бұрын
That would not actually paste the link though, not on windows at least. You can try it. I am actually kinda impressed how they did this so consistently. At my first job we'd actually do post links to a shared drive for crash dumps and stuff in the issue tracker and I had to use the secret "Shift+Rightclick" combination to copy the file name.
@jere6510
@jere6510 2 жыл бұрын
3:25 HELP the person who submitted this is probably like??? 11-12 years old?? (since they have a file called "the history of XIV century" and in Russia its studied in 6th grade)
@deibos8546
@deibos8546 2 жыл бұрын
in america you learn it never, you only do random ancient crap
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 2 жыл бұрын
American history class is just the Holocaust and Civil War over and over again
@smallandstressed2364
@smallandstressed2364 2 жыл бұрын
@@tadpolegaming4510 - what about the industrial revolution? My American history class had a couple units focused on the early 20th century and what not.
@BichaelStevens
@BichaelStevens 2 жыл бұрын
@@tadpolegaming4510 6 trillion
@charlesblasini2134
@charlesblasini2134 2 жыл бұрын
@@deibos8546 in America, the 16th century is usually taught around high school as a part of most Modern World History classes, which usually start at the Renaissance
@angela.i.2364
@angela.i.2364 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of people who are competent enough to speedrun a game and submit but not enough to realize links in the file explorer aren't accessible is astounding to me
@kekula69
@kekula69 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is a thing children do in school. I'm guessing they have one of those software things that lets their school laptops be accessed by a teacher, so maybe those teachers will ask for the file path to find the file they want easier. Maybe these kids literally put the file path in there because they think anyone can access it
@incrediblefrown1288
@incrediblefrown1288 2 жыл бұрын
if they aren't really reading the form, it's plausible they're assuming that field is to upload a file directly
@Anacone
@Anacone 2 жыл бұрын
It did work on my computer ;)
@dragxnnu
@dragxnnu 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anacone It works if you created that link yourself, or have the same exact file in the same location and you have the same username.
@kappnk9821
@kappnk9821 2 жыл бұрын
i think they're just dragging the video file into the submission thing
@ZenoDovahkiin
@ZenoDovahkiin 2 жыл бұрын
Look, he occupies the lowest rank on the leaderboard so nobody else has to feel bad. Even if the best you can do is 9 minutes, you can still submit it and think "I'm at least twice as fast as that guy!"
@edw4rrss
@edw4rrss 2 жыл бұрын
the hero speedrunners deserved
@valhatan3907
@valhatan3907 2 жыл бұрын
Thats strangely cute for the kid
@LoonaYuri
@LoonaYuri 2 жыл бұрын
ironically, the kid with the video that was going 0.3 frames per second, was definitely a legit run, it was just impossible to tell. the kid might have had a stable fps when playing, so it mightve been an issue with his recording software. watching his timer pause when the frames pause it absolutely matched up 100% legit best speedrun cant wait to see that kid at the top of the leaderboard one day
@space_aced389
@space_aced389 3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah one of my favorite youtubers uploaded again 11:33 says “Important, i’m not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun, don’t judge strictly”
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that applies to pretty much all of these :)
@space_aced389
@space_aced389 3 жыл бұрын
@@AstralSpiff everyone but nikedman he was a pro
@katiekawaii
@katiekawaii 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@DarkKnightofIT
@DarkKnightofIT 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who does IT, linking to their own PCs is not the stupidest thing I've had to deal with, it's up there though.
@michaelam9738
@michaelam9738 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who wants to have a career in IT, I'd like to believe there is some way I can avoid dealing with customers entirely, even though I know there definetly is not. So I atleast hope I can talk to them behind a screen exclusively, so I can cry it out while I try to talk some sense into them.
@Konomi_io
@Konomi_io 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelam9738 dont tell any friends/family you work in IT, they will constantly come to you for help
@michaelam9738
@michaelam9738 2 жыл бұрын
@@Konomi_io Oh man, too late... At least I can count the unpaid labor as practice
@redrix1787
@redrix1787 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelam9738 so I work in IT for a school district and the stupidest thing I've had to deal with is someone saying their monitors weren't displaying anything. We go to look at it and it's a desk with a docking station for a laptop. Trying to be used by a teacher who does not have a laptop.
@DarkKnightofIT
@DarkKnightofIT 2 жыл бұрын
@@Konomi_io This is true, and they'll wait for the moment that it's the most inconvenient for you...
@outspade
@outspade 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should have a completely legitimate run but have a rickroll at the end
@spotscott8893
@spotscott8893 2 жыл бұрын
They're fine with having the videos on the TV be custom... on that note I was entirely expecting to be rickrolled when we got the AYAYA
@Epicboy099
@Epicboy099 2 жыл бұрын
The first speedrunner that does that is considered chaotic evil in my book.
@nimifhana
@nimifhana 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON
@poison-LICKTHEPOISON Жыл бұрын
​@@nimifhana*says the anime pfp*
@nimifhana
@nimifhana Жыл бұрын
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON crazy how this comment was a year old
@hanthonyc
@hanthonyc 2 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of something that simultaneously makes sense but kinda blows my mind, which is that current young kids have NO idea what files are. No idea what a hard drive is. They're all super computer-savvy because of how technological their lives are, but because of how everything is app or social media based, they don't know how it actually works. It's pretty adorable lmfao
@jimmyjohnjoejr
@jimmyjohnjoejr 2 жыл бұрын
Wow.... Thats sad
@penntopaper9305
@penntopaper9305 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjohnjoejr ... how 💀did *you* know what a hard drive was when you were like,,, 10
@jimmyjohnjoejr
@jimmyjohnjoejr 2 жыл бұрын
@@penntopaper9305 because i grew up knowing how to use a computer (granted my dad was a really pc savvy person and built his himself)
@pablopereyra7126
@pablopereyra7126 2 жыл бұрын
It is reality. And you can interpret it is as you will.
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 2 жыл бұрын
it's annoying when you're trying to get them to do something slightly involved though. tech companies have done a very good job conditioning people to stay within their approved ecosystems
@crashvds777
@crashvds777 2 жыл бұрын
“Lore is more important than anything else in life” MatPat, is that you????
@alexanderthomsen4593
@alexanderthomsen4593 2 жыл бұрын
Matpat and respecting lore are oil and water
@bigbadgammagnome
@bigbadgammagnome 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthomsen4593 lmao you're not wrong, that's a good analogy for it
@baphomutie
@baphomutie 2 жыл бұрын
I have no knowledge of speedrunning, nor am I an aspiring speedrunner, but something about you is so damn funny and charismatic that I've watched six videos in a row now.
@jermaenjoyer
@jermaenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
Same here lmaooo
@itsgirlcraft5842
@itsgirlcraft5842 2 жыл бұрын
Same but I've watched other vids besides speedrunning
@keb_in
@keb_in 2 жыл бұрын
I know right?? Same here. He has such a cute face, cute facial features, has a nice voice. You can't help but keep watching him
@andollpony2227
@andollpony2227 2 жыл бұрын
That disclaimer at 11:28 translates somewhat as "Important! I'm not a professional spedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Don't judge me too harsh!". Btw that guys system with a pirated copy on is also in russian. I just find it kinda funny: you can't let your guard down cuz there always be russians waiting to strike while you're not looking x)
@scribblecloud
@scribblecloud 2 жыл бұрын
wow im so proud i remembered enough duolingo to notice that it said ''im not'' at the beginning
@JacobTheCroc
@JacobTheCroc 2 жыл бұрын
If making the longest speedrun isn't rule breaking, then now I know what I'm going to do with my life secretly for the entirety of 2022. Of course not going to make 5-10 hour long ones, because I wouldn't even last that long.
@corbsshas2811
@corbsshas2811 2 жыл бұрын
???
@pentagonofpeople
@pentagonofpeople 2 жыл бұрын
Check out getting over it meme category
@-YELDAH
@-YELDAH 2 жыл бұрын
11:11 funniest part about this is it's in their downloads folder, which means unless they thought that the downloads folder was a way of sending things, they actually downloaded the video from somewhere before submitting it
@nikkiofthevalley
@nikkiofthevalley Жыл бұрын
Or they just store random stuff in their downloads folder. I've seen some people do that for some reason.
@TheBlownapart
@TheBlownapart 2 жыл бұрын
You know you need to upgrade when you start measuring in SPF instead of FPS.
@jamwrightiam
@jamwrightiam 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of working on public beta testing forms, we'd get some people who I was genuinely surprised they could have known enough about computers to even try video games
@329link
@329link 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I'd LOVE to hear some of those stories! I can only imagine how utterly asinine they could get!
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 2 жыл бұрын
Tell us some stories please
@Crazing
@Crazing 2 жыл бұрын
please i beg you tell the stories
@Crow0567
@Crow0567 2 жыл бұрын
Its surprising but also it sounds like it's potentially helpful to have some people doing beta testing who dont know what theyre doing, in case they somehow manage to find game-breaking shit youd never think of as a normal player or dev
@exist4046
@exist4046 2 жыл бұрын
@@Crow0567 reminds me of how a fish managed to discover a glitch in Pokemon Silver/Gold (I believe it was those?) By putting random inputs as it swam over "buttons" that would actively press buttons in game. The channel is Mutekimaru iirc???? They just stream their fish playing Pokemon games for hours on end
@fallenmedusa1103
@fallenmedusa1103 2 жыл бұрын
i know what was happening with the kid with the slideshow, i know because i use to have the problem myself, on my old laptop whenever i tried to record the game would run fine but when rewatching it, it would turn into a slideshow, i think this happens because there is a lack of resources to do both and i assume the game take piority.
@bronzite_
@bronzite_ 2 жыл бұрын
recording software is a bitch
@EvanG529
@EvanG529 2 жыл бұрын
I think those file directory links happen when you try and drag a file (such as from your desktop) into a text box. They thought they were dragging and dropping their files but instead it just put a directory link.
@subcount_zer0
@subcount_zer0 2 жыл бұрын
The last one is what I like to call a “slowrun”
@tiacat11
@tiacat11 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the one sent in by your roommate makes me really happy, because I and a bunch of other people I know don't speedrun because "that's only for the highest level players". Your roommate is like "ok but y tho? I can play the game too, and I can challenge myself if no one else." and for some reason that just really fills me with hope. Anyone can speedrun :)
@FatefulAcorn83
@FatefulAcorn83 2 жыл бұрын
“We can’t access your hard drive!” That’s what they want you to think.
@CookiesUnite
@CookiesUnite 3 жыл бұрын
Oh lmao, didn't know my run was included in this video. Edit: AYAYA
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 2 жыл бұрын
AYAYA
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 жыл бұрын
AYAYA
@acaribouintheattic8345
@acaribouintheattic8345 2 жыл бұрын
AYAYAAAAA
@AdaTheWatcher
@AdaTheWatcher 2 жыл бұрын
Ayaya
@ghali-ahmedidrissi1379
@ghali-ahmedidrissi1379 2 жыл бұрын
Ayayayayyayayayayayayayayaya
@mellonianfello
@mellonianfello 3 жыл бұрын
this shit makes me wanna be a poppy playtime mod. ive always wanted 69 runs pending for verification. some of these fails tho lmaooooo
@YoloMenace001
@YoloMenace001 3 жыл бұрын
Aiivan really popped off with popularity since he started playing that game. Guys kinda a great guy when he did Payback 2 lol
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 3 жыл бұрын
Ye I’m a big Aiivan fan. Very determined to have runs verified
@sillymanstudiosgames
@sillymanstudiosgames 2 жыл бұрын
honestly it warmed my heart when he verified that one little kid.
@SlimbTheSlime
@SlimbTheSlime 2 жыл бұрын
time to attempt the longest permissible slowrun of the game
@Meowdyzone
@Meowdyzone 2 жыл бұрын
Godspeed, then or the opposite of that since you're going for a slowrun ...Satanlateness? Good luck, either way!
@Utonian21
@Utonian21 2 жыл бұрын
The guy who only went until they got the red hand clearly was just too scared to play the rest of the game lmao
@PatchworkRose567
@PatchworkRose567 2 жыл бұрын
I will always respect people who play through a whole game while only seeing 2 frames a second. I have been there with games like Minecraft years ago on my family’s shared laptop and it’s so painful but man, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t make some fond memories on painful slow computers.
@ObeyCamp
@ObeyCamp 2 жыл бұрын
11:40 the warning on the screen says "IMPORTANT! I am not a professional speed runner. Do not judge strictly!" They just want people to go easy on them.
@SetoShadowVT
@SetoShadowVT 2 жыл бұрын
"For this last speedrun it was submitted by my room mate" That had to be awkward lol
@xiaoalexy
@xiaoalexy 2 жыл бұрын
i keep coming back to this video bc it’s so sweet when he approves the kid’s slideshow-speedrun (and badmouths his roommate)
@maxim_ssc
@maxim_ssc 2 жыл бұрын
11:35 The russian text translates to : Important! I'm not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun Don't judge to strong
@misterbug6229
@misterbug6229 Жыл бұрын
When I translated it it said Do not judge strictly! instead of dont judge to strong everything else was correct though
@heroshadow42
@heroshadow42 2 жыл бұрын
For the first speedrun submission, I do kinda wonder how well a blind speedrun would work. I imagine some professional speedruns could probably adapt and predict a game they've had no prior knowledge of if it feels similar to another game.
@projectkepleren
@projectkepleren 2 жыл бұрын
that depend on the game
@SharonFromPlayables
@SharonFromPlayables Жыл бұрын
.-.
@WreckinPoints11
@WreckinPoints11 2 жыл бұрын
12:10 “Mod note: Kek” Sounds like something my buddy Death’d do
@andrewcullen2527
@andrewcullen2527 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like getting the slowest time on a speed run leaderboard is an amazing idea. Just find the average time to complete and then try and outclass and take your time doing it to be legal, but wayyyyyyy too slow
@elecktrick1219
@elecktrick1219 2 жыл бұрын
9:00 for a second i thought that was an actual person in the speed run talking
@kotyarendj
@kotyarendj 2 жыл бұрын
11:28 This translates to: I'm not a professional speedrunner and this is my first speedrun! Don't judge strictly!
@Notllamalord
@Notllamalord 2 жыл бұрын
I relate to that poor kid with the shitty computer trying to make the game work, that used to be me
@ll-WOW-ll
@ll-WOW-ll 2 жыл бұрын
I cant image being a mod for more popular speed running games lmao
@inalamire
@inalamire 2 жыл бұрын
10:13 this person deserves a special new category for them
@YiruIsGaming
@YiruIsGaming 2 жыл бұрын
the things that hurts me most is the "activate windows" and "linking to your hard drive"
@ecstaticcoffee2204
@ecstaticcoffee2204 2 жыл бұрын
13:26 When he gets caught and he's shaking in fear... I felt that.
@SamSTSato
@SamSTSato 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pancakelover5285
@pancakelover5285 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 It's a Speedrun category for those not wanting to do the scary parts of the game
@SamSTSato
@SamSTSato 2 жыл бұрын
Aka me every time I play the game
@vanzzer2145
@vanzzer2145 2 жыл бұрын
"Promotion for Spiff From £0 an hour to £0 per an hour" That had me laughing
@myrixica4222
@myrixica4222 2 жыл бұрын
Your roommate did a beautiful thing, submitted the worst possible time meaning no one will ever be worse than him letting everyone who submits a verifiable run know they will never be the worst any% runner of it.
@2011supergamer
@2011supergamer 2 жыл бұрын
Parents stop giving kids unregulated internet access challenge
@livingdeadgirl7656
@livingdeadgirl7656 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 got me WHEEZING what a legend honestly
@DespOIcito
@DespOIcito 2 жыл бұрын
ADHD simulator
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 2 жыл бұрын
"Please provide link to the speedrun video" Instructions unclear, provided unrestricted access to my entire hard drive instead
@KosteonLink
@KosteonLink 2 жыл бұрын
7:00 I've heard of blind runs but this is something else
@WreckinPoints11
@WreckinPoints11 2 жыл бұрын
Already been subscribed to Spiff for almost a year. Time has absolutely flown by me. This was the first Spiff vid I ever watched. Congrats, Spiff, for how far you've come, and how far you will continue to go.
@erikaz1590
@erikaz1590 2 жыл бұрын
This somewhat inspires me to try to run the any% speedrun just because I think I could probably beat that 19minute run XD
@seriousnorbo3838
@seriousnorbo3838 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 dude recorded his speedrun as powerpoint presentation
@supremeoverlordkrenner6160
@supremeoverlordkrenner6160 2 жыл бұрын
I remember this one time I submitted a run of Portal, and I looked back and realized the demo (that is what idTech and goldsrc/source use as an alternative for video files which works by making instructions that can be played back in the game.) stopped recording some way in after i died. Anyways, somehow the run was accepted.
@333Rich33
@333Rich33 2 жыл бұрын
The kids linking their hard drive files reminds me of the time my college friend sent me a link to their Amazon Shopping cart… it was simply the Amazon shopping cart link, so it sent me to my cart. She didn’t understand and even said “the link sends me to my cart tho!” and “why can’t you see it?” Lmao.
@spacecadet3853
@spacecadet3853 2 жыл бұрын
12:23 I've always wanted to do that with any other game. like "I want to be the slowest ever Speedrun, get rekt nerdz" or something like that
@lydialuvs
@lydialuvs 2 жыл бұрын
Question, can you deny speedruns based off their times? Is there a minimum time they need to get in order to be in the leaderboard?
@Hobomice
@Hobomice 2 жыл бұрын
As Long As The Run Doesn't Break Any Rules It Goes On The Leaderboard
@guncatto2625
@guncatto2625 2 жыл бұрын
@@Hobomice I am about to upload a whole month worth of speedrun.
@Hobomice
@Hobomice 2 жыл бұрын
@@guncatto2625 Do It For The Meme!
@theballoonfamily9539
@theballoonfamily9539 8 ай бұрын
4:15 i didn't know you can do that. You learn something new every day LMAO
@DespOIcito
@DespOIcito 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 this is an ADHD mood
@SamSTSato
@SamSTSato 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@emgROCK
@emgROCK Жыл бұрын
11:29 the text roughflly translates to: "I am not an expirienced speedruner, and the speedrun isn't good. DON'T JUDGE HARSHLY!"
@theILuvGaming
@theILuvGaming 2 жыл бұрын
7:40 What they more likely did is drag the video file in their browser, which opens the video in your browser, and that path is the path in the url bar.
@mermer3572
@mermer3572 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the informative slideshow presentation on a Poppy Playtime speedrun, 10/10
@Artruvius
@Artruvius 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing the last one makes me want to submit a speed run worse than that lol
@utkinator3591
@utkinator3591 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are so good! Keep it up man You deserve more subs
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not stopping :) glad you enjoyed
@king-memetlol8087
@king-memetlol8087 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh! I can't get over the people who sent th link from their computer
@AstralSpiff
@AstralSpiff 3 жыл бұрын
A couple have learned since we rejected their runs
@OverlordLem
@OverlordLem 2 жыл бұрын
A little late, but the reason might be because they thought they had to upload the run to the site rather than upload it elsewhere and link it.
@HECKproductions
@HECKproductions Жыл бұрын
always with these spee drunners always drunning their spee
@raynegallaher7661
@raynegallaher7661 2 жыл бұрын
Hey at least those submissions that didn't let you access the files weren't Zelda speedruns. I'd expect those people to be familiar with links.
@totalmarshalmaster4853
@totalmarshalmaster4853 2 жыл бұрын
11:36 it said “Important! STAF I am not a professional speedrun, AND THIS IS MY First speedrun! Do not judge strictly!”
@eli-kave
@eli-kave 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta give props to your roommate's speedrun tho, epic!
@lizamix_playz3618
@lizamix_playz3618 2 жыл бұрын
11:31 it says "IMPORTANT!" "Im not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first speedrun." "Dont judge too strictly!"
@Random_dude_from_20_years_ago
@Random_dude_from_20_years_ago 2 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely going to submit a run that is 1 week long.
@MrSirWivd
@MrSirWivd Жыл бұрын
3:10 funniest moment imo: "...and the description, is 'hi' ..." * silent pause and zoom in * spiff: "hi" * smiles *
@sawiszcze3878
@sawiszcze3878 2 жыл бұрын
The Russian text before the speedrun says: "IMPORTANT! I am not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first sppedrun. Don't be harsh when rating!" Last part is not a direct translation but I did what I could.
@Dropem7777
@Dropem7777 2 жыл бұрын
That subpar fps reminds me how I used to play world of tanks with 1 fps and under on certain maps until they had a patch that made the game run smoother.
@medea27
@medea27 2 жыл бұрын
When you have multiple people making the exact same mistake (like submitting their local file address rather than a link to YT) it's generally a sign of a problem that's easily solved by making your form/process clearer for future users. Clearer instructions = less rejections = fewer mod headaches! 👍 In this case, I'd bet that the submitters are more familiar with online forms that ask you to upload a document directly (ie. where you locate the file on your local drive & hit 'upload') rather than uploading the file to a separate site like YT & then providing the link to that site. It would be an easy mistake to make if you're not regularly dealing with video files.
@shambles9474
@shambles9474 3 жыл бұрын
A beautiful video! Well done 👍 Also NikedMan probably sprained his pinky or something so he couldn’t run
@Olimar92
@Olimar92 2 жыл бұрын
I have to give props to your roommate, submitting a sub 20min run when everyone else can get below 8 is admirable. Honestly I would do that as just a joke, because I am not talented enough to get those fast times.
@carterisonline
@carterisonline Жыл бұрын
You can tell all the people who sent links to their local files are named Carter, but let me be clear it was DEFINITELY not ME
@TheG_Boy
@TheG_Boy 2 жыл бұрын
i love how he's nice about it tho this dude is really chill i like it
@Fluffkitscripts
@Fluffkitscripts 2 жыл бұрын
I love how much of a good sport he is with the kids making funny mistakes.
@DingusBingusMingus
@DingusBingusMingus 2 жыл бұрын
11:32 I’ve been learning Russian so I believe that this says “IMPORTANT! I am not a professional speedrunner, and this is my first speedrun! Do not judge strictly!” Tell me if I got anything wrong
@DeadPerfection
@DeadPerfection 2 жыл бұрын
That first description explaining the situation by saying "Idk how to use microsoft" is gold
@kateb1127
@kateb1127 2 жыл бұрын
The slide show looked similar to my first playthrough. That was the moment when I realised I won't be able to speedrun on 6fps :')
@Ghost.with.a.crown1
@Ghost.with.a.crown1 Жыл бұрын
Are we not going to talk about how spiff was editing at 2 AM?! 🤣🤣
@eclipsegammer7728
@eclipsegammer7728 2 жыл бұрын
6:05 hey! I finally found someone whos computer is worse than my laptop when I tell you my laptop is bad its bad and surprisingly that was worse congratulation dude :D (My laptop isn't old it's just the components XD)
@strawberrylemonadelioness
@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын
I haven't even played this game, but these speedrun submission fails are making really interested in it
@Sheevlord
@Sheevlord 2 жыл бұрын
I think they added the link to their local file by drag and dropping the file into the form for submitting the run. Since it's not a file upload control, but a text input it means that dragging a file there merely pastes the file path into it.
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