THE GOD OF WII BABYSITTING

Schlatt learns to become a mother
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Edited by ME!!! ALL BY MYSELF!!!
Babysitting Mama, known in Japan as Babysitter Mama (ベビーシッターママ, Bebīshittā Mama) is a babysitting simulation-styled minigame compilation video game for the Wii console. It is the third spin-off from the Cooking Mama series; the first two were Gardening Mama and Crafting Mama. It includes a stuffed toy human baby to play with and the player slips its Wii Remote inside. It includes 50 different baby mini games and activities, like playing, washing, etc.
(Apparently I only played four of those minigames. Oh well.)

[@pookers3005]

Schlatt: “what you gonna do, kill me?” *looks back at baby*

[@BabyYoda-mx1dz]

Kathrynn Teehee 😂😂😂

[@bugmoscombat5971]

cooking mama: "Do it just like mam-" Schlatt: "*shUTUP*"

[@alexpankratz792]

Don’t forget he also said “Fuck you! Suck my-“ ehhh you probably know the rest.

[@bugmoscombat5971]

@@alexpankratz792 BAHAHA YOU RIGHT

[@Miklo-oz9pb]

1k like :)

[@frmad9329]

And he punched it in the face

[@wyattgray5863]

Does "Mama" actually have a name aside from "Cooking Mama"?

[@Avi_balkaran]

The absolute terror in his voice when the baby starts crying gets me every time

[@izz3044]

Watching this on Father’s Day is just amazing

[@replayenug6650]

Ay where is eteled

[@manymanytacos8082]

Bahahah im watching this on Fathers day as well

[@chloetill901]

So true

[@Dave_Miller]

@@manymanytacos8082 I am too

[@shadedisplayed]

Yes

[@IvailoStoychev]

"And I went out and purchased something," *T H I S I S A C H I L D .*

[@genericonameo8090]

Grocery store had a sale, can’t blame him

[@alexjustice1337]

W A Y F A I R W A N T S T O K N O W Y O U R L O C A T I O N

[@pyroboi7003]

"That is wrapped in selophame"

[@justcallmenoah5743]

@@IAMDwork used to love that game, had my own servers and everything

[@GROOT-ob9rg]

“Don’t laugh, there is absolutely nothing funny about that” -Schlatt after the Dasani drowns the baby

[@DustyFrawn]

dog

[@wyoming2868]

fish

[@milkydave]

bird

[@poopconsumer1234]

“Dasani” sounds like “kill you” in chinese if you speak it the right way

[@ASteadyForce]

eel

[@klarakonecnik09]

WHEN HE SAID ''its okay daddys here'' I CHOKED ON MY DAMN WATER

[@goofyahhperson3666]

I ALMOST DIED FROM CHOKING ON MEH FRIKIN COOKIE

[@suppazz]

TIME STAMP???

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

@@suppazz 9:51

[@megasquigster]

I'm surprised no one has clipped that (probably)

[@feritye767]

you know who else choked on water? the baby.

[@AnEldritchBeing]

"I've always been good with kids" **Almost 14 minutes of schlatt abusing baby yuto**

[@user-by7to8xj2e]

" You know what, just take a sip buddy" *baby proceeds to cry demonically as dasani spills across its face*

[@TiredBerry1542]

I laughed so fkn hard at that part 4:26

[@Nepisalright]

The fact that it’s Dasani too, I understand Yuto’s pain

[@seafoam2190]

I’m sitting in my bed at 1 am, eating chips, in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.

[@GippyHappy]

**Smacks baby in the back so hard it's entire body reverberates** "Don't shake the baby! "I'M NOT SHAKING IT!!!!"

[@cessposter]

I mean technically he is not shaking it

[@itsjidan4927]

666th like

[@beckieking3000]

@@itsjidan4927 oh god..

[@chextheroyalbastard3495]

*reverberates*

[@flower2736]

4:42 time stamp :D

[@K0UNZGUTZ]

"I'm good with kids" "Tommy: what the hell do you mean"

[@roberthernon8086]

9:59 hes like an irishman all that sh!t down its throat Minx in the background like👁👄👁

[@lunastar2235]

He's right though

[@originallyik]

This comment aged quite well 💀

[@shadowclann28]

Now i understand his tweet from earlier "Dont ask me how my day was"

[@jcnom6606]

@The main cause of warps in all of reality somehow though, i think we all figured that was the case

[@kehnibobehni883]

I was 667

[@angrycrimson1462]

Same

[@joemama1781]

the baby is safe

[@anijeepa]

"You know what they call me? They call me the Hangman "

[@beans3757]

800th like

[@xixmpx]

hangbaby

[@JubbJubb_]

I legit started CRYING in laughter at 7:53

[@Kajlj5000real]

STOP CRYING STOP CRYING

[@khantheghost6360]

my grandma: why don't you wanna be a father? me when I'm around kids for too long:

[@theincredible5379]

Most famous quotes _"I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY"_ *"Baby Yuto hung himself"*

[@pinealitz]

1.3k likes and only 1 comment?

[@theincredible5379]

@@pinealitz I didn't expect to reach 1.3k likes tbh

[@landonsworld2784]

cyber punk becme goose

[@nuttellaguy6315]

@Yuuma hi

[@theincredible5379]

@@nuttellaguy6315 Hello

[@tired247]

Jschlatt: "I'm not shaking the baby!" Also Jschlatt: **Proceeds to give the baby whiplash**

[@jinchey]

Also schlatt: Proceeds to *hang the baby*

[@dominiclenahan5939]

Also schlatt: **chucks baby across the room**

[@gabereal]

@@jinchey cursed

[@tired247]

@@jinchey and then eat candy and laugh at his child's suffering corpse

[@birdlevesque8862]

dont worry! the baby will be fine. he drowned it first. it didn't feel a thing

[@corrupted5642]

6:46 Alright, lets slide this back in -Jschlatt

[@curllum]

The baby hanging with happy music in the background gives off some serious DDLC vibes

[@stumpiraygun4323]

Dr.Shakey Hands preforming a C-section: "Hope I'm not stabbing the baby. That would be unfortunate."

[@sleepypie3179]

Stumpi Raygun then he frames the baby’s death as a suicide by hanging it while he eats Japanese candy pretending he didn’t notice it in the background.

[@jacubotheguy1642]

good comment

[@linkeroftime4681]

5:50 Schlatt: *watches the baby hang itself* Also Schlatt: POGGERS

[@maxandcheeese]

IM SCREAMING

[@piyo744]

hey, i made that meme on the subreddit

[@codroby8201]

@@piyo744 ew

[@Oooga-Chaka]

The wii game arc was truly a different time.

[@faz3w]

jschlatt:You know i like kids and babys Also jschlatt: 7:56

[@kevinbmx2225]

"Schlatt" and "baby" don't belong in the same sentence.

[@userKleos]

"Schlatt is a huge baby"

[@goose6427]

“ Schlatt brutally murdered a baby in 2001 “

[@nopenopenopenope.5539]

Or the same room

[@cooperartsmith]

"Baby Schlatt"

[@muza5505]

"hey guys welcome back to a new video, today we will react to Jschlatt or Schlatt kill a baby"

[@sniper9395]

"This is the child I'll be fathering" *puts on hearing aids* "This will be the orphan I'll be fucking destroying"

[@twinkwithaplasticknife]

LOL

[@soggos732]

that last word is of extreme importance

[@Keke_Poutri]

Technoblade could help with that last one

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

@@Keke_Poutri yes. and me -ecks the orphan murderer

[@shlooshploosh587]

@@soggos732 AYO WHAT THE FU-

[@_x_s_x_766]

i used to play this game when i was a kid, the part where you have to put it to sleep was simply like hell. Schlatt reaction at 7:44 is priceless

[@justanothergamer64]

It's weird but I kinda think Schlatt would make a good father if he actually tried. He seems like the kinda person that would actually be nice and gentle if he actually tries to be.

[@pnutbutter933]

people: *try to be nice and give schlatt a nice note and candy with his order* schlatt: *irrational, blinding rage and suspicious confusion*

[@shikiekitheyama]

@Homun culus says konnichiwa (hello)

[@JustIceWasTaken]

Well, he is from new york

[@UsedNapkin458]

Jschlatt: ties baby to ceiling Jschlatt: "the baby hung itself"

[@kiplingwasafurry1108]

Epstein baby

[@Raccski]

“The baby fucking dies”

[@weirdredstone42]

Yuto didn't kill himself.

[@xxhipxx1918]

Sometimes, I have bad internet, so I look at the comments while it's loading, and this is the first one I see.

[@idkdude1118]

@@Raccski capitalism-

[@Juggalo_fingerboarder]

7:55 this part makes him look like he would be the best dad ;)

[@thesuperiorkitten]

11:21 how to make a baby stop crying

[@enderexpresso]

Techno: bro I just DROPKICKED that child Schlatt: amateur

[@cranjismcbasketball615]

Anyone who sees this got rick rolled L

[@nondescripthandle212]

Yeah and kevin did it with the baby toy

[@fumpyy_]

"officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENCE"

[@rateater236]

@@nondescripthandle212 ah I see a fellow callmekevin watcher

[@leigh4656]

indeed

[@shep8491]

Game: no no no don’t shake the baby Schaltt : IM NOT SHAKING IT *c o n t i n u e s t o s l a p b a b y*

[@drsmooth8058]

I mean he's not shaking the baby

[@nightmonkey9748]

Samᄋᄉᄋ it said not to shake the baby, it didn’t say anything about slapping it

[@whyllowfilms]

"I've always been good with kids." *haha, ironic*

[@biccshaccy]

0:49 ofc its candy in there, how else you think they got the baby in it?

[@Darklight466]

Oh no

[@me-lz7jb]

💀💀💀

[@frogglie2491]

Schlatt: Yeah I’m killin it! The game: Yeah, you’re quite literally killing it.

[@Inonowannna]

Juliana X99 this needs more likes

[@mr.derpyface558]

Underrated

[@bigman5135]

Yes

[@ejoty_6128]

Baby Yuto: **literally fucking hanging himself because of blunt trauma**

[@tyerhalm2979]

Well it wanted to be killed

[@seanboisen4512]

Schlatt: Tips baby upside down. Cooking Mama: “You’re doing it wrong.” Schlatt: “HOWWWWWW?!”

[@aspeckledpotat0337]

"can i get a better baby?!" had me dead

[@l0lipop912]

“i purchased something” *”this is a child-“*

[@avinashsingh1642]

schlatt eating a green KitKat and saying "kill me" while a baby is hanged in the background after having been thrown at a whiteboard is both the funniest and scariest thing I've seen in a while

[@candyytea]

It’s a fever dream.

[@yllwtoast]

It's a nightmare

[@GrayGaming-uv9md]

What if carson walked in

[@Sandman3]

@@GrayGaming-uv9md shlatt what the hell man

[@saintpoli6800]

Avinash Singh I think him jackhammering the thing’s face while it screams in agony is the most terrifying thing

[@wishinfishin4630]

This won’t look good if Schlatt ever gets involved in a custody battle.

[@lxxnano]

bro

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@lxxnano what

[@dt5081]

Holy shit

[@genieali7178]

i hope this isnt foreshadowing

[@brodyfrable4250]

cooking mama took the kids

[@broisyougobbling]

after watching this video, i’ve made up my mind that schlatt would make an excellent father

[@brunobucciarati4169]

I love how, at the sight of a baby hanging from a noose, Schlatt pogs

[@muchappreciated.5663]

I love how the sticky note just says hi in Japanese, but schlatt talks like hes got a dark web stalker that he fears is trying to contact him through his eBay purchases.

[@mcyoinked326]

Much appreciated. Schlatt and people being nice to him don’t seem to mix well for him

[@Spoon80085]

Seeing schlatt crying while eating a durian flavored japanese candy while his baby is hanging itself out of focus is not what I expected to see today

[@_uwucifer_]

Spoon reading this is even better for me because I haven’t watched the video yet lmao

[@ry1774]

but you cant complain

[@vextronx]

Funniest shit I've ever seen, ngl.

[@ZombieSazza]

It was not what I was expecting but it was what I was needing, I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time and I’m still cry laughing. The whole scene of Schlatt trying not to laugh as his son hangs himself in the background got me hard. I also need my inhaler.

[@ethanhavens7222]

I’ve had one of those before. I immediately had to spit it out

[@cord2706]

This is the first moment he actually looks like schlatt in media

[@JustAnotherMexicanDude]

Nobody will forget Shlatt screaming “ I am doing it like mama!”

[@mastersword6470]

Schlatt: *tilts the baby at lightning speed* Cooking Mama: "Don't rush it!" Schlatt: "WTF AM I DOING WRONG?!"

[@natepaquet8572]

How tf do you understand what its saying

[@untitledfolder1704]

“Pat the baby” P u n c h e s b a b y

[@jim.87]

“I’ve Always Been Good With Kids”

[@personpacman7439]

Schlatt: Yeah, I've always been good with kids. That's why I decided to babysit! Also Schlatt: 5:44 7:29 7:55 6:39 11:20 13:09

[@ollieeamens5231]

these are the best timestamps ive ever seen in a comments section

[@immisive3333]

His poor nieghbors...

[@pearcegolding3544]

@Noi Gunn and 9:50

[@donovanthefrog138]

"did the baby deserve it?" *92% Yes.* I love democracy.

[@mrperry3361]

Is this who I think this is ,? -hairyperry

[@flowerx8973]

“This is a child wrapped in cellophane.” Well, never thought I would hear those words in my life.

[@creeprvictor]

At 1:45, that was the MOST SHOCKED "WHAT THE F*CK" I've ever heard in my life!

[@JackyBoey]

Schlatt screaming "IM DOING IT LIKE MAMA!!" makes him sound like a dad who got left with the baby for a day.

[@rizkybiz2859]

So basically who's your daddy:Wii version?

[@angelasmith7830]

@@rizkybiz2859 yea

[@Ksouc7]

Honestly, like when my mom would go out with my brother and my dad would be stuck taking care of me

[@SnufflySpy]

I was concerned about this comment until I re-read it

[@hellolamb1391]

⁠@@SnufflySpyi’m very curious on the other way you could’ve taken this comment but I’m not sure I want to know…

[@SmokeRodent]

“Baby changing station.” “Baby hanging station.”

[@elemenopi9239]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@markyaqua]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@trythrusting9980]

Basically synonyms

[@MirYumiya]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@rithiedalip6140]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@CJ-sp6lh]

The backstory for tubbo getting left in a box on the road

[@purplevibes8422]

Schlatt:IM DOING IT JUST LIKE MAMA also schlatt: holts the baby the wrong way

[@soapwoo]

imagine being schlatt's neighbor and hearing "STOP CRYING" over and over again at 6 in the morning

[@ebqs]

They look out the window and see a hanging baby

[@connormascola7407]

And then hearing the loud thump of the baby getting fucking smacked against the white board.

[@grapefantuh]

"Baby changing station?" Schlatt; "Baby hanging station"

[@aakazoo8452]

👏👏👏best use of that meme

[@matthewtaylor445]

Introduce applauding bois

[@Imaniluv3]

i feel like hes said that before becuase its Schlatt lol

[@dj__alien]

👏👏👏

[@captainsquids2792]

7:50 Fun fact:that's what SIDS is

[@Ommelete]

i have a great suspicion that schlatt would be a good parent

[@alliknowis6528]

Alternate title: Man eats foreign candy while abusing child

[@ymite1928]

Can’t wait for schlatt to say “thinking about children” and go quiet for 14 years

[@ToothEh]

Expandium Donginus looks familiar 🤔

[@barlb0se301]

@@ToothEh its almost as if he took some inspiration from your comment

[@hope6840]

@@ToothEh Hardly an original comment mate, this trend started a good three videos ago

[@deez2103]

Hmm haven't I seen this before

[@therealcrb]

*quiet

[@thecobra2771]

Baby: *Crying* Schlatt after repeatedly shaking the baby and pounding its face with a massage gun: "STOOOOOPP CRYYYIINGG!!!!!"

[@revkun]

“You want some Dasani?” No schlatt don’t poison the poor child with the waters of Chernobyl.

[@benson1914]

Schlatt saying, "I must be doing something right!" while a baby hangs from the ceiling behind him is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

[@ghostpheonix827]

Nobody: Schlatt: "Get the fuck down. Holy shit I dropped it"

[@cassieanthony6383]

Mama: don’t rush it Schlatt: fully inverts the baby in 0.0002 seconds

[@theholyketchup6445]

Hmm, he seems reasonable. If I ever have a son or daughter in the future I'm ringing this guy first. His methods are effective to say the least.

[@deeds9318]

i love how this is monetized, i got an ad just after schlatt said "the baby actually hung itself"

[@phia._.]

Same here, it was an ad for Planned Parenthood too 💀

[@burntbird5902]

To be continued

[@gayahhbihh]

@reese m *ACCEPT THE TRUTH*

[@worm624]

@@phia._. I’ve been getting one for plan b on all of shlatts vids, including this one lolll

[@ansonto9525]

I got an ad for depression lmfaooooo

[@UnivsFell]

This should be titled *grown man yells at a wii game while violently abusing a baby doll*

[@springboxisweird7228]

Lol yes

[@benthompson9135]

And then the baby hangs itself add that at the end of the title

[@AlvinY]

**POLICE CALLED**

[@benthompson9135]

Uh oh

[@solarchips7802]

Yew

[@slusxii4727]

The fact he said "don't laugh nothing's funny about that" while I was laughing at the baby just absolutely made this video 10x funnier

[@acethegreat_]

the baby hanging itself joke made me cry of laughter- ⟟ had tears in my eyes cuz of that-

[@xxephyrr382]

imagine if his neighbours could hear him yelling *I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY*

[@zrockquake7128]

“THATS YOUR OPINION BITCH”

[@sammysalmon6923]

Or saying "the baby hung itself"

[@robertmiron6807]

THE F*CK AM I DOING WRONG

[@2dtrash19]

I'M DOING IT LIKE MAMA!

[@pablocalisto6963]

*HOLY SHIT I DROPPED IT*

[@_WanderYT]

Tomorrow on the community tab: “Thinking about my son”

[@wyd.kenyon]

true

[@christianroot6287]

"thinking about baby

[@calcea9706]

“thinking about mama “

[@colerodhd5060]

Thinking about hanging babys

[@kaemugi]

Thinking about babysitting

[@Kade.Boredom]

I'm 100% watching this back years later. I think he was holding the baby the wrong way

[@Fluffy-ov1tp]

Every once in a while, I come back to this absolute gem

[@sourmarbles6070]

This is the start of his descent into being a "foreign candy tasting" channel and there's nothing we can do about it

[@tylerrobles9935]

baby just hanging DEMONITIZED

[@swtcrln]

do we WANT to do anything tho?

[@Tapanitseini]

TASTING CRAZY FIINISH CANDY TASTE TEST *OMG* #GONEWRONG #NOTCLICKBAIT guess what, Finnish Candy is no different than in USA. Except Salmiakki aka Salty Liqourice.

[@FulToast]

"There's no domestic violence going on." -jschlatt 2019

[@FanFoRlYfE]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[@raspie]

Wait was this streamed in 2019?

[@xantis2236]

Aged finely

[@FulToast]

@@raspie It's from the smplive talent show

[@guy9876]

Baby Yuto was taken by Social Services shortly after the stream ended

[@JustAluna]

Jshlatt: don't laugh My dumb a$$:laughing the whole time. Everyone in my house at 11:00: Wtf is she doing Hey 2022 me here um i still luaghed and recored my favorite part and im dying luaghing Hey 2024 me here and umm I still die laughing at this part

[@laurajackson1675]

I was watching this for the third time while on vacation, my friend walks up behind me and asks me “what are you watching” to which i proceeded to tell them “Im watching a conservative man beat a fake baby”

[@luckii7017]

The intense music and crying in the background while he was trying to cradle the baby was absolutely terrifying

[@rosa-mv7gl]

it made my sensory issues go brrrrrrr

[@F1ZZYFAZZ]

That part made me laugh so hard to the point where my back was hurting

[@neonthetinylittleboxdemon9035]

What’s the intense music called

[@dino6743]

I wanted to cry at that moment

[@Jojo-xe1bg]

it somehow overwhelmed me even tho i’m just sitting here eating mac and cheese

[@void5126]

jshlatt: **Breathes** Babysitting Mama: *NO NO NO DONT SHAKE THE BABY*

[@edouard9687]

Jshlatt: the baby hanging KZbin: monetize that shit

[@tylerjester507]

Edouard STILL MONETIZED!

[@edouard9687]

@@tylerjester507 yeah

[@XinTheFox]

WOW look at ur channel it seems like it is pretty good u might more subs soon

[@potatogaming8419]

Demonetise that crap

[@medic164]

Schlatt: I've always been good with kids. Me: *stares* Juhg Koop

[@SheepishClown]

I was genuinely uncontrollably laughing. Its 4:30am and I'm sleeping on my parents floor atm. My body physically could not hold back the laughter of the hanging child.

[@thebonk_]

“oh yeah, i’m killing it, oh yeah-i’m killing it.” schlatt that’s not the best wording to use.

[@fumbletrix]

Didn’t expect you to comment.

[@connormac7710]

i was at that part exactly when i saw this comment and i was like holy shit

[@thebonk_]

ConnorMac77 JackGuy72 r/unexpectedmontypython

[@bradoozy]

the spanish inquisition Our chief weapons are fear and surprise...

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Just like the three other babies back in 1989. They call him butcher knife.

[@sarcasticdino]

this should be put in the "schlatt plays horror games" playlist.

[@malaizze]

Just like mama

[@sarcasticdino]

@Lindsey Seastrom you tell me, this comment just came to my head as i sat in awe as that baby just swung there hanging from the ceiling. i did not even realize how many likes it had till you just cOMMENTED LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@KATinBLACK]

I was just saying the baby sounds like the monsters from Silent Hill Shattered Memories. This truly is a horror game

[@Freddie_Kurst]

@Lindsey Seastrom Hey, at least it's not one of those annoying colon memes

[@felixmousseau5192]

You mean "schlatt creates a horror game"?

[@yourmomsjorts]

yknow the introduction to this video is a lot more frightening when you're half asleep and you hear "I love kids. I bought a child"

[@merasmurry1460]

Game: *shows an icon of the baby being rocked back and forth* Schlatt: *proceeds to not do that and only turns the baby* Also Schlatt: "why isn't this working, I'm doing it just like mama?"

[@melonpie33]

With the facial hair, Schlatt simultaneously looks like a teen who just graduated and a father of three who went to the gas station and never came back because he wasn't ready for the commitment

[@tymonwieczorek6052]

*OK*

[@krossxeye660]

Jschlatt: "I'm just a random person." Also Jschlatt: *laughs as innocent orphan is hanged to death*

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

To be honest that's the average person

[@elf9136]

*Technoblade also proceeds to laugh*

[@EmSavage07]

@@elf9136 Yup I thought the same thing.

[@pengufufu]

At this time it has 666 like that is terrifying

[@-ICITRONSI-]

wait, you don't?!?

[@Zuller83747]

seeing this in 2024 after seeing schlatt with the full muttonchops is like whiplash

[@elliechippas5525]

Theres something about Schlatt whispering "Daddy's here baby Yuto" into the ear of a baby plushy from a cooking mama spinoff game that is very concerning to me

[@rosa-mv7gl]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thegamingbro6364]

Your profile picture is disgusting

[@nobitcheslmao]

The timestamp is 9:51

[@holstarz]

@@nobitcheslmao thank you

[@JustBoomHypno]

Yeah I think he needs help

[@simone635]

schlatt as a dad would be morbidly entertaining.

[@loopdeloop_]

Hold on, ... 27 years ago?

[@vixathewanderer1085]

Hold up, how???

[@pinealitz]

Lmao

[@Maybe_a_Spoon]

What kind if time traveler are you....

[@D46A]

I like how yall dont even see the “1 month ago” after the fake date

[@vietnamgamer9490]

Schlatt beating the shit out of the baby like it’s a punching bag “IM NOT SHAKING IT”

[@tonitamadrill602]

I was watching this at 3am and this shit made me laugh SO hard that I got my ass into trouble and then I proceeded to keep watching it because I'm a little goblin

[@loliam8323]

Imagine Schlatt having a child, and he gets Vietnam flashbacks when taking care of his child.

[@CasperSpencer]

This man will never have a child simply due to the fact those little bastards don't pay taxes

[@yeastie713]

@@CasperSpencer Neither does he

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

More like PTSD

[@vinny3807]

"WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!?!": *Mean while triple backfliping the baby*

[@karma7084]

Schlatt is my representation as a mother and aunt

[@imcooliguess5759]

Jshlatt: “I’m good with babies” Also jshlatt: hangs baby with Wii remote cord

[@akaherb8815]

This is going in the “Schlatt plays horror games” playlist

[@humantent945]

It's called baby hanging time

[@alexsa4661]

i was just thinking that before i saw this comment lol

[@aaron8342]

Honestly, most of his videos should

[@alexsa4661]

Originalgetreu true

[@fitquefunlie9848]

Or “Schlatt makes games horrifying”