The Funniest Texts From Dads Ever | Memes Time

[@patriciazernone-wood5423]

The personalities of these dad's makes me miss my dad so much more... Miss you daddy!

[@jamielongworth4349]

Awwww, same. RIP Poppy💞

[@FBI-ec9ii]

❤️

[@muhammadjalal2335]

Same

[@lesleygiles8924]

Oh, I really wish my dad had lived long enough to see mobiles & texts. He'd have had the entire family in an uproar 😆😆😆

[@Ciciii09]

Sorry for ur loss my dude

[@hellothere-co5fx]

Sorry for your lost buddy ☹️

[@dovahkiin0550]

Sorry m8

[@samwisegamgee2726]

Totally feel your loss. My dad loved word play and would have had a field day with autocorrect.

[@chimzcake]

Sorry for your loss...

[@daphnefaulkner9607]

I keep seeing all these comments of people who wished their dads had lived to text, and I'm so sorry!! I'm sure your dads would all be internet famous 💕

[@toker_poker420]

Yeah same

[@bettywilder3739]

Thank you ♥️

[@WakkasLove]

You're a sweetie, Daphne.

[@muhammadjalal2335]

Thnx

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

Thanks😔

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

I love that JK Rolling joke. Paused watching this just to use it.

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

@Madyson Moore I sent it to everybody I could think of.

[@j.zingler6735]

Dad is dead (...)........ Love Moth :D

[@thebigppman]

@Bryann Gardner it was one of the texts in the video-

[@fablife5603]

That one was the best

[@thesteeleagle]

Toa

[@xindev]

@@thesteeleagle IK This is Moth, Dad is dead, You're next!!!!

[@markorollo.]

Someone texted their daughter to come down for dinner? Do they live in a castle? Or is that the most epic level of laziness

[@LearnGermanwithMarzipanfrau]

No screaming anymore ^^

[@crazywarlock6278]

Welll, I do that.....

[@LearnGermanwithMarzipanfrau]

@@crazywarlock6278 It's the digital era.

[@vizelya]

I mean it’s 1:15 AM. He could wake somebody if he yelled or something

[@LearnGermanwithMarzipanfrau]

@@vizelya Midnight snacks

[@yeonkimin7366]

I didn't get to be with a dad and I'm jealous of those who have such cool dads. I hope y'all cherish your dads

[@shruthilaya7589]

Are u korean?? And I am sorry for you

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

It's okay, one day you'll be a loving a parent to children and complete their days with memories with a whole fam😀

[@yeonkimin7366]

@@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432 Ow, such a cute comment, it brought a smile to my face. Thanks alot

[@yeonkimin7366]

@@shruthilaya7589 I'm indian

[@avastars3393]

@@yeonkimin7366 me too

[@damiaoflight2983]

Was raised by a single mother but was always a grandpas girl. He is and always will be larger than life even if his only weakness is technology. He will always be my hero even if he never learns to text.

[@parisssun1111]

Same!

[@juliea.hansen8875]

This sounds like my daughter, who I would die or kill for❤️❤️

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

I lost my grandpa 2 days before last christmas😔 He was the best grandpa I had😓

[@bookworm7976]

@@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432😢😢

[@wiliamarg]

Everyone: gets funny texts from their dad Me: *gets guilt tripping rude+mean texts from my dad saying my mum is poor and I should live with him* heh

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

Who treats you better and gives you love? That's the person you should choose💕

[@XandraMayPazzam]

There is a bit of a difference between dude who fathered you and dad. You deserve to be loved and not guilt tripped. Hope you find peace.

[@wiliamarg]

@@XandraMayPazzam thank you sm

[@Alp4hs]

Why am i even watching this. I never felt the love of my father since i was born. LoL

[@kristagrym]

Sorry about that

[@andrewwilliamson5121]

Don't make the same mistake, good luck in your future young un, I wish you all the best. 👍❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Hualian_4_lyfe]

I feel you😔

[@gummieworms3909]

It be like that sometimes😒🤗

[@anupam1741]

Sorry to hear that. But I think I know the reason why you are seeing this. You wanna message something similar to your future son/daughter. Lol

[@michellewiksell4704]

Ok, I laughed at everyone of these. This was probably the best txt compilations I’ve seen in years. Good job!!

[@Bropann]

If my dad had lived to see texting he would have had so much fun.

[@toker_poker420]

My mom's dad killed himself when she was 4

[@sangwoosasheswithapinchofs9515]

I am Really Sorry,Sorry Sorry

[@Superman679]

Missed opportunity at 7:35 Dad texts "Dinner in 20 mins" kid replies "what is dinner" DAD replies "Veal and Rice...". My reply would have been "It's the third meal of the day. You are in college , you really should have learned this by now"....lol

[@pault1964]

I sent a message to my youngest daughter showing what I was having for dinner she said remember I will be picking your nursing home

[@fighthypocrites7036]

The fish filets may be lightly fried, but the dad is baked.

[@essnjora9904]

Thanks for being gracious enough to give us time to read through each one 😁😁

[@lorriefinley3129]

@ Ess Njora If a video is going too fast, go into settings & slow down the speed. Similarly, ones that drag, speed them up!

[@darrenrobinson9041]

The moth one is champagne comedy.

[@sourlemon1690]

0:20 "is the mistake me" "....."

[@kolat7974]

That subliminal text @1:42 , couldn't stop laughing . 😂

[@karenglenn6707]

I am now 60 but as a teenager was a rebellious little shit. My father, in his Pierre Cardin suit had to go to school to speak to my teachers, and told the really nasty one that her age was higher than her I.Q. I was so proud of him, no one was going to bitch about his daughter!!

[@karenglenn6707]

@Max B We still laugh about it 46 years later. He is now 86, never had to raise his voice for people to listen. She was so nice to me after that talk with my dad. To be honest, I was obnoxious, wagging school, drinking, etc. He just didn't know most of it and still doesn't. It was ok for him to tell me off but no one else. He was steaming when he got home from that meeting. It was and still is a great line to use on someone. I was so impressed.

[@lorriefinley3129]

@ karen glenn - making a disrespecting remark at the expense of the Disabled has no place in our Society. For your father, at 86, to still think this is something to gloat about and you to see him as a hero is soul crushing to me.

[@karenglenn6707]

@@lorriefinley3129 It was a funny moment in time over 40 years ago. And I can assure you that he was not making fun of the disabled, my brother had Down Syndrome. Go mind your own bloody business, you're making something out of nothing. You troll.

[@Pandora_Ravenheart]

2:32, I would have done similar! Like if my teacher did that to me, I'd either say "Yeah, you really should stop calling yourself that" or "then why the heck are you teaching??"

[@soulchat9757]

If I can talk with my dad just like these conversation as a close friend, it will be good.

[@nightmelody777hiatus2]

4:52 i completly love that XD and thsi with the moth is awesome too xD

[@hershey4394]

Same bro

[@m.b.g.2235]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[@brianspangler3771]

2:42 is my favorite. Actually saw that in another video similar to this one about a year ago.

[@nataliesterkel6677]

⚜Omg, I died at ~I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off, LOL!!!!!

[@m.d.d.3051]

As a dad .... I approve of all of these ... needed those laughs ...

[@LEVIATHXXN]

My dad’s super dry with texts. I once told him we were in a blackout at my grandma’s and he said “Ok.”

[@gfriendismybuddy4264]

i just found this vid randomly and i remembered my dad just finally knew how to send emojis 😂 😂

[@aishwaryakatkar2126]

At 2:34, even the son or daughter is funny 😆😆🤣😂

[@GrassHumanAnimalHeathmanaaer]

0:50 he is a true one😂

[@Yumi_-mv3kl]

2:40 JESUS THIS IS THE BEST XDDDDD

[@superspicy8740]

3:37 best way to explain corruption

[@Hypocricy_rules_supreme]

Aaaah this brings back jovial memories of my hypothetical dad.

[@ordinary-not2525]

The picture of the guy “fishing the other night” looks almost like my cousin, I don’t think it’s him, but it really looks like him.😮 I loved of the dad jokes!! And puns are my absolute favorite😆 Also, I am so using pelfie in my future dog & me photos

[@paulineward628]

best laugh i have had in agers

[@fytrndm]

My uncles are such a riot in the extended family group chat, sometimes I wonder if my dad is alive, would he have been part of the crazy?

[@londonalexis2877]

9:35 I feel so bad for that dad

[@Yoshikage-Kira_75]

Fuck. All of these messages reminds me of my friend Matt. I honestly pity his future kids.

[@dinosaur7115]

2:33 who the heck is that teacher???!!! He/she sounds sooo condescending and that’s not how a teacher is supposed to treat a student, sure I mean if you gonna say “ it’s gonna toughened them up” but that’s only gonna bring their self esteem down.... and that’s not how you do it. In fact I’ve gotta say that dad did a good job or reassuring his child that he is not one... apologies for my English and if I sounded pissed cause I am

[@mikek4610]

Dinosaur ahhhh....you youngsters have it so good.....our generations teachers degraded and wacked students regularly

[@dinosaur7115]

@@mikek4610 I feel so bad my dad also had that same situation but times are changing 😔

[@horrormovielover6725]

@@mikek4610 True but we gotta admit,some teachers do not need to go beyond that level.

[@mikek4610]

@@dinosaur7115 sadly...they are

[@radhikaratheesh3161]

Actually i didn't get that meme. What does that mean haaa

[@bhavnasandila3869]

All are cool 7:21 epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

LMAO, dad jokes are the best

[@maddiwrites1409]

the ruler one, where the kid got suspended... lol my dad would flip out and i'd be grounded 4 life

[@juliejames1293]

just love your channel and made me chuckle at the start of the day x

[@drbbass]

Those are great!!! Better than what I could come up with!!!!!!

[@kaicarolreye261]

1:46 total classic

[@FBI-ec9ii]

Total Cla$$ic*

[@Scarletscarfs]

@@FBI-ec9ii why are u here..... Dont u have work to do

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

@@FBI-ec9ii lol, shouldn't you be watching criminals?

[@dragolance]

I wish my dad was as cool as these guys

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

7:16 we need all dads like this😔

[@jacquelineperryman3233]

If my dad had lived long enough to be able to text me I bet he would be sending so many dad jokes

[@andrewwilliamson5121]

Us granddads are even funnier 😁

[@mayasudac6232]

I can imagine 🤣🤣

[@Swordatmidnight]

We are new grandparents and our granddaughter thinks he is the funniest man alive!

[@andrewwilliamson5121]

@@Swordatmidnight congratulations, enjoy your time with them (they seem to grow up really quick these days) 👍♥️🇬🇧

[@Swordatmidnight]

@@andrewwilliamson5121 thank you!

[@zakaikoyo5303]

U r sir's !

[@stacynewton34]

😂😂😂😂. My dad still has a old school flip phone.

[@tinaflintstone8148]

5:29 - He got the expression wrong. It should be: “You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish”.

[@WormDestroyer]

3:40 Exactly what my dad would say. He is also a cop- thats very s t r a n g e

[@haneen2073]

4:14 My father can’t even make eggs 💀

[@thepro5836]

2:35 This dad is a legend 🤣

[@missyb9526]

@5:15 oh gosshhh!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LilithsOwn303]

Sitting here chuckling with laughter... :D

[@crazycatlady39]

In response to the first one I think that it been funnier if Dad had said “That’s your Mom, she says Hi.”

[@marleybu302]

Some of these are priceless 🤣

[@lucyicanel]

Between about 10:00 and 11:00 PM, my dad sends me cat memes.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I wish my Dad had lived long enough to see these. He's not dead, but he's only got another 20 years left and he just got a cell phone.

[@LoveAuntAshley]

I legit cringed at how badly the text exchange between the dad and son backfired (at 8:53) 🤣

[@declansills1614]

The one where Mom was to pick up the assholes is my favourite.

[@nycdweller]

I miss my fabulous Dad ( and Mom too).

[@cynicalglasses3069]

1:44 that took me a second 😂

[@psychopathkat]

XD haha soo funny!!! gah these text XD

[@oshk.08]

01:37 i though Jungkook from BTS 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😑

[@tanvisrivastava5395]

Omg same! Army borahaeee

[@oshk.08]

@@tanvisrivastava5395 boraheeee

[@Mari-eo3yi]

0:40 Lmao I thought it was a drunk text

[@queenbeeeeee2336]

"Nice picture of mom."

[@bighitlabels3380]

I'm jealous, me and my dad doesn't have any convo, we didn't talk a lot, because he hates me a lot and idk what is the reason :)

[@macylouwho1187]

It’s not your fault-some men just never wanted to become dads and they don’t have it in them to love someone other than a partner (if even that). We don’t all get lucky on the “dad lottery” and get a good one. I didn’t either. You have to love yourself enough to cover the ones who should have loved you but didn’t. Just let ‘em go.

[@RioMuc]

Why don't you just confront him and ask why he doesn't seem to like you or even why he hates you? And if he's not man enough to give you an answer, then let him go.

[@meeowmeeowmeeow]

Try and forgive him honey. It's hard, I know, but try and imagine what it must have been like when he was a child and he didn't get any love himself which turned him into the person he is today. Inside he is just a hurt child like you are but if you can see it and find some way to forgive him, things will get better, I promise. Even if the relationship does not get better, you will feel better about it.

[@shruthilaya7589]

Bang si hyuk??

[@jeonaethakook1896]

@@shruthilaya7589 that what got me confused 😂😂

[@timefliesaway999]

2:59 best dad ever lol

[@lorriefinley3129]

I will give it an upvote - HOWEVER - including ones that disparage the Disabled is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! This I can't emphasize enough.

[@alexis1726]

2:45 wouldnt the TEACHER get fired?

[@Yumi_-mv3kl]

3:27 it's true, i googled it XD

[@boricua4483]

9:11, i really hope mama sent those texts to her daughter. she might hate dad for forever, but it will be funny as hell. ROFL

[@rosebud6485]

Some pretty funny texts but not crazy about the f bombs. Guess I’m old and a fuddy duddy!

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Fuck yes.

[@annabananafitf]

@@darrenrobinson9041 That's just so rude what is wrong with u

[@annabananafitf]

@@darrenrobinson9041 they literally said they weren't crazy about them so come on that's mean

[@6_TheBlackMetal_6]

Lol my dad has only texted "ok" to me

[@GretchenJP]

Lightly fried fish fillets.

[@MC-ww7dy]

the sombrero part reminds me of myself and my papa

[@kughaho]

5:36 The man is wrong... You can piano a tuna... "Pee on a tuna" should you wish to

[@lucianovalderrama5497]

9:56 missed the chance to change the contact name to dad vader

[@natachafernandes3704]

But vader means father...

[@LeoTheDarkAngel]

@@natachafernandes3704 Just in case you refer to the German word for father, that's actually not true, the German word for father is "Vater" and is pronounced differently.

[@skydishmane65]

5:51 I just got done watching a yugioh crack video and this instinctively reminded me of Kaiba, if he was ever a dad

[@ARTICTOPA5]

My dad don't love me , but I'm glad your dad's do

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

0:41 dad just gave me new meme idea😔✊

[@GretchenJP]

I'm in a meeting. I'm in a meeting. I'm in a meeting.

[@daniel.sandberg.5298]

"Dad, Im not a lesbian"."What a shame".

[@cablespark]

0:52 that’s the dad I want to be

[@rachaeleigh]

If only my father were alive I'm sure his ass would be in Facebook jail a lot.

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

3:42 uwwaaaahhhh!!!

[@FinMints]

5:58 I’m not lesbian but I am a girl and I can vouch- Lol-

[@zombieo_43]

As a guy I can confirm we are all dicks

[@Witchy_Forest9119]

5:33 no it's you can tune a fish but you can't tune a piano and I ate the glue....

[@ygfamareliteralcrackheads.8432]

1:42 😔✋

[@zenitsuagatsumanezukochann8502]

most laziest my mom phone call my bro to eat dinner who lives next to our room 😂😂😂 Our room is this .his room is this A B My calls him for eating He call my mom for any other thing😂😂😂😂 Meanwhile me playing with my phone 😂😂😂

[@Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters]

0:25 Oop… 5:57 dragons aren’t real

[@ashtonn214]

My dad once said to me after I told him to kill a spider - hello ! This is spider run your amazing and handsome father a bath Ps : or I will eat you

[@yourbestfiend512]

Funny stuff!

[@djstookey]

Dads need to be funny, they're the ones married to Karens! ;)

[@davethompson3252]

These are pretty funny. Would be even better if they were real texts.

[@Beariannee]

Tbh I wish my dad didn't have the internet or the use of facebook, I mean I do because he needs to be tracked down right now, he hasn't payed child support in YEARS, and yeahhhhhhhhh. Funnnnnnn life bro

[@davidgrimes8234]

I'm dadless so I just came here to ruin my morning

[@yasminhopeful4958]

I feel dadless too and I even have a dad!