FUNNIEST CRUSH TEXTS

[@BumpkinYT]

Reply if your crush left you on read

[@sacull-mail]

Bumpkin me sadly

[@yanni730]

Me

[@Seven-di8vd]

Bumpkin ripppp

[@natsuki_the_wolf9286]

XD

[@zazlit1696]

No

[@cindersnowsMORE]

3:45 "Am i right, acute or obtuse?" They missed the opportunity to say "You seem like the right one for me"

[@harshadaaras2014]

Oof

[@ad0rex481]

I would say “You’re acute one”

[@Bumblebee-2768]

I would just say I failed my maths GCSE sorry

[@101_regrets3]

Or ur acute

[@chanteavery1508]

@@ad0rex481 I was just about to type that-

[@Hortonheardahoe]

Some of these pickup lines make me glad I’ve been married for 7 years and missed Tinder.

[@geanahendron1992]

Lol

[@cadenhollom8441]

I’ve been married for 10 years and I’m still a virgin

[@diggitydogz2099]

Godzilla Fan99 B.I.G. f

[@irene2280]

@@cadenhollom8441 LMAO

[@btsforlife1276]

@@cadenhollom8441 F

[@duckify1128]

crush: gives chocolate. me:pls.dont give hope to me

[@allieallison9109]

Right, don't want to get hope and just die inside when you say something about it and then they say " I don't like you like that"......uhh make a fool of yourself why don't you.

[@duckify1128]

@@allieallison9109 its rly fun you should try it urself

[@allieallison9109]

@@duckify1128 If You're saying that I should make a fool of myself.... Well I don't have to try, it just comes naturally. And that has happen to me before, its not fun its embarrassing

[@duckify1128]

@@allieallison9109 maybe for you. for me its fun

[@duckify1128]

@Typical_Chill f

[@widebhb950]

Say something hot Me: whispers sensually* *c h e e s e*

[@elijahp4040]

Wat

[@user-jo3vm2qz3v]

𝙼𝚎: *𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚕𝚢* 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎

[@edwardbo4666]

Hey, dude, you working on getting someone to fix your book? Its basically been plagiarized

[@sirsalmonid]

*e x a u s t p i p e*

[@thomamybeloved]

**Says cutely** *F i r e*

[@dylken5695]

Intro: Have you ever had a crush Me: No Intro: YES Nice 69 likes

[@salama3laikom940]

Nah i heard it from 6nitch9ine

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

dylken 569 I don't have a crush either so it's not weird

[@iamsincerlysorryforthecomm4737]

Truee

[@mbokde2687]

Are you sure its 69

[@mbokde2687]

Me to

[@user-uv1yf1qw9d]

Guy: Your too gorgeous to be single Girl: *your too ugly to be flirting with me* Thats so savage😂😂😂

[@d3adyoutubeaccount]

Wow yes everyone’s laughing

[@merekcook573]

Thats... not funny...

[@eeeesbees3672]

damn you got the whole squod laughing 😐 .

[@theturnip3699]

#somethingiwouldsay

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

That isn’t funny, it’s unnecessary

[@iliketoeatbricks]

"Am I right, acute or obtuse?" Reflex

[@thenumbertwelve1803]

i was waiting for someone to make that joke

[@natiangel]

i was expecting them to say: "a cute angle"

[@lumiinousity]

*Revolution angle*

[@VioletCrossover]

"What are you doing?" "laying in bed" "Mmm... Just laying in bed? Nothing else..? " "im eating cereal" "Haha nice" "What would you do if I was in bed with you? " "eat my cereal" "Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there" "then id get out of bed and go get cereal" SAME!

[@mrfrogkingg]

Except it would be ice cream

[@greyarea8081]

@@mrfrogkingg yo same

[@angelizabethsteinhaven]

Cockblocker supreme 2000

[@its.alex28]

3:44 the guy should’ve just continiued with «you’re a-cute angel»😂 that would’ve been epic😂

[@shadxw_hunter]

or he could have said "obese"

[@bluegames2day786]

Nobody: Someone: *I like the part of your face that had skin on it*

[@nevenajovanovic161]

'HAD'? Hold up.

[@somerandom8419]

Nevena Jovanović uhhh 💀

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@somerandom8419 Ah don't worry must be a minor injury.. right?

[@somerandom8419]

Mirza Hamza Baig Yeah totally

[@sugarpopz6949]

Um. *Uncomfy*

[@anniemcnair3885]

Here’s a comment of what someone texted me Them: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Me: nope but i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell

[@brilliantbrooke8156]

Fumble Breeze Lmaoooo 💀

[@aqreagt4093]

Resteraiton 100

[@evilmnchkn388]

Oh, then looking like a dropped lasagna is part of your genetics then

[@rory8348]

I'mma use that

[@mackenzieray9000]

Omg!!😂😂😂 I had to lol when I read this Totally relate tho

[@aileethefirst8094]

I sent 6:19 to my crush while he was in the same room as me. We made eye contact as he read it and is now currently suffocating from laughter. Update: I got friendzoned, he likes someone else :[

[@sydney8487]

Wtf xD

[@squtnik]

@Merwin D'Souza that's actually extremely beneficial to know because my crush and I find the dumbest stuff funny together and our humor is what makes him one of my best friends, so thank you!

[@squtnik]

@Merwin D'Souza I've been planning on giving him my discord so we can talk outside of school and my friend told me we'd look cute together and he doesn't even know I like him lol dhfhwkjdhfjd

[@papismalllegs8473]

This was such a wholesome thread ☺️

[@aaaaaaaaaaaajajjaiwjw]

WOT THE FLIP IS FRICKIN wrong WITH U lmaOOOOOOOO

[@staysilent4392]

"Have you ever had a crush?" Me: "No." "Do you have a phone?" Me: "Yes."

[@silk1440]

heres to the asexuals and the aromantics

[@greyarea8081]

Yeesss

[@1vx1x35]

Same

[@lemondemon8048]

Ye

[@noahdavis401]

3:43 he could redeem himself by saying “definitely acute”

[@goncalooliveira4319]

0:26 They got us on the first half ngl 0:28 They got us on the second half ngl 0:30 THEY GOT US ON THE THIRD HALF NGL

[@alucozadebottle4423]

11:41 THEY GOT US ON THE THOUSAND AND HUNDRED FORTY ONETH HALF NGL

[@guilhermepina9559]

És português ?

[@nocheese8495]

*I've never had a crush* _all of my 17 years of living_ I-

[@iactuallydontknow7709]

Lucky

[@lmaoyourefired9183]

I like how ur pfp actually kinda fits with what u said😂

[@booooooooo-]

Same

[@vcheesy8686]

Are you possibly aromantic??!

[@binglol_2345]

@@SweetTikTokLife same but i am 14

[@tylerpulsifer2557]

“Then I’d get out of bed and get cereal” who gives a shit bout them, he’s just hungry

[@reecekyle6332]

i think its a her

[@user-od6ue9zv9u]

Uhhh... It's a She...

[@user-od6ue9zv9u]

@Rift Reaper homophobe

[@user-od6ue9zv9u]

@Rift Reaper cap

[@user-od6ue9zv9u]

@Rift Reaper the first reply you said on this comment

[@allisproduction2716]

"have you ever had a crush?" *on fictional characters*

[@Drezky1]

Hate to break it to you but, actually nevermind your fine

[@cancerwoman7669]

I KNEW IM BI WHEN I SEE A HOT ANIME GUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@allisproduction2716]

@@cancerwoman7669 lol i simp on alot of male characters one is bertoldt from aot-

[@cancerwoman7669]

@@allisproduction2716 LEVI I SIMP

[@allisproduction2716]

@@cancerwoman7669 my friend is also a levi simp

[@louise1764]

Everyone: "Sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard" Me: "If you don't like me back, I don't give a $h!t." Funnybunny (A KZbinr): "Sorry, my DEAD cat ran across my keyboard."

[@A_Random_Rat]

4:50 why tf does he want her number if they’re already texting

[@rice2222]

idkaybe its like tinder or sum shit

[@felix-fw3lq]

It looks like an app or sumn

[@gabe.stevens]

it’s not the normal messaging app for them.

[@scrawnymaui2348]

Woooooaaaahhhhhhhhh

[@igenesis8205]

Normally getting a number proves progress, and it’s on an app

[@fw.jarrah]

Fainted: says the joke at the end to make sure we know what it means after we got the joke at the start Our intellectual power: are you challenging me

[@pakciksayyid]

r45ry

[@idrinkfebreze4374]

“Do you have a crush” Me: yES “Do you have a phone” Me: YeS Me: realising I can’t text Levi, Armin, Erwin or Eren* dAMn iT

[@beatricevolpe2091]

LEVII ACKERMAN MY HUSBAND💕🥺

[@mm35br1]

lmao yea

[@cristina-qb8nv]

YESSS

[@alliejoubert7654]

Levi my hubby :(

[@Rat-ew9yh]

ify

[@hurricanehubbs9459]

3:58 bruh I straight up admire Shane 😂 dude is straight to the point, no fear, no playin’ games

[@luka5395]

„Have you ever had a crush?“ *aromantics left the chat*

[@txdaniel]

5:15 its 2 am he’s definitely asking for hw

[@femalesimp9962]

i almost cried when fainted just said "horny" into the mic. fainted, i'm scared.

[@Sh4rkzz._]

“You are an angle” Me would totally do this”: “Yea I know” -sends pic of herself in the shape of an angle- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why do it doe this to myself :> ;-;

[@mr.taehyun443]

Funny story of what happened between me and my crush: Recently, I liked a girl and she was really cute. We had a project together so I scored her phone number and I was going to say goodnight and I love you to my girl best friend but ended up texting my crush instead. She said, “Aww goodnight I love you too 🥺” I’m like.. shi-

[@weirdasff]

And u woke up.

[@chickenmandan1615]

I would die....

[@WolfGaming-fq1ho]

Bro exactly the same, minus the whole number part. We were in the same class for 4 years and everytime there is a group project we get paired together

[@edensgarden132]

The one where it's like "wait did you just flirt with me??" "I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing" is to much like me. I can barely tell when someone is being sarcastic 😅 I have to ask

[@skullcat4418]

3:42 best response: Ur definitely acute one 😉

[@ninahasabanana]

No, obtuse

[@underrated2064]

French Bulldog No, reflex

[@ok-hr4if]

A straight angle, preferably- ( for our non gays )

[@ishigami_senku]

"The right. The right one for me" xD

[@rogerickfields5756]

Stolen

[@BananaChickensRFake]

I swear the drink called Naked was only invented to help people roast others.

[@vadimnovikov8487]

5:28 eat your cereal

[@ericjustiz3826]

Yes

[@binglol_2345]

@@ericjustiz3826 so lonely

[@Rat-ew9yh]

Yes

[@kaiseans]

😂😂 I love when he said mission failed at this part 3:58

[@Camdenhunt]

I love the “you want to trade?” “What Pokémon?” That is perfect

[@srin_meow]

3:42 must be "a cute" angle

[@gapplssb]

I smell *s i m p*

[@nerdy_evy]

You're acute boy who's too obtuse to see that I'm right for him 👉😎👉

[@mr.c662]

@@nerdy_evy really?

[@nerdy_evy]

@@mr.c662 yes. Always.

[@mr.c662]

@@nerdy_evy hmm ok

[@ryandertheone4425]

9:10 it's not pronounced "guy roh"... c'mon Fainted

[@loafheader]

Yes most people dont know its pronounced yee-ro

[@ambereidson3882]

It's a "ji-ro"

[@Caerda]

G-ro

[@theniyacat]

I DIED WHEN HE SAID ‘I do be lookin like dis doe’ AHKDOEMDKFOLSNDOD 0:45

[@TheBSODer]

“sorry my cat ran across the keyboard” Meanwhile the phone: *HOW?!?!*

[@HyperBassYT]

"I like the part of your face that has skin on it" Nice one, smooth as sand paper.

[@AryaLynch]

9:00 Look, at this point, another ten won't hurt.

[@exploitation_restoration]

Tuff

[@overratedstudio191]

Fainted: ten years of bad luck Me with 14 years:rookie numbers

[@acaciac7]

I said to my crush "If you tell me who you like i'll tell u who i like" then, he said "i like your"...."your dog" :`)

[@kookiekookie2200]

That hurts. I should ask him like that too lol

[@camerongray7767]

1:17 the funniest thing about this is that it is actually possible 😂

[@ramen24_]

3:37 they can fix this by saying “you are acutie 😘” *Restoration 100*

[@tiktokcontent6111]

Him: You're too gorgeous to be single Her: You too ugly to be flirting with me

[@lodostic1015]

Yes

[@pacooftaco]

Imagine liking other people

[@jcelyn9895]

imagine not liking other people

[@obama7792]

imagine dragon

[@randomcommenter2306]

imagine dragon these nuts across your face

[@obama7792]

@@randomcommenter2306 damn bro that's mad funny, i'm literally wheezing rn

[@exploitation_restoration]

@@randomcommenter2306 yeah man you really got the whole squad laughing

[@heathenterkin7887]

yo the dude with the angle thing could've pulled a little bit of a save. "You're a bit of a-cutie to me" cheesy as shit but still.

[@softtail3662]

Here's one Dude : you don't know how much I burst in to love when I see you Gurl: you don't know how much I burst into hunger when I see chips

[@xxivy_foxxgachalife7444]

"do u like me!" 'ni but I never asked if I love u' "do u love me!?" 'no' 😂🥰😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@h.falconakahollycollier4106]

Les be honest. Slot of us where not prepared for the first one 😂

[@h.falconakahollycollier4106]

A lot*

[@cutie_hailie3886]

My crush: *always thinks I have a crush on him Me: *puts a baka GIF Him: "love ya 😉 Me: *nosebleed GIF HE ALWAYS FLIRTS ME!!!!!!!

[@bovvov9703]

@Tatiana Hailie Fastgoten lucky you ;-;

[@a.u.official]

1:02 this made me laugh.. that "No." how you read it at the end😂😂😂

[@Caracatungas]

The last message my crush sent me was "thanks for the spelling bee words, I can study them now". We lost the spelling bee. Please don't remind me of my utter failure to impress her.

[@adriank.6632]

F

[@karmabakescakes]

F

[@mrfrogkingg]

F

[@Immepoopy]

F

[@BonkedCat]

“I LOVE YOU” **Bleaches out eyes**

[@kytota1470]

3:44, Not gonna lie, they should’ve said “acute”.

[@leaa4129]

My most hilarious Crush Text Me: Umm I'm running out of topic.. Crush: Ok?.. Me: Umm Is there any cockroaches in your house? Crush: You want some? Me: Sure LOL Crush: Wait, I'll find some * Conversation ends * It worked.. Umm kinda..?

[@shantaemorgan6036]

Dang I love his voice😂

[@theturnip3699]

same it’s like corpse but british

[@dadsyogajourney888]

*me understanding all of the ways my conversations can go wrong*

[@Cookies__vr8]

Just the fact when he reads the texts and then he says something that makes us all laugh

[@starlordthehedgehog4676]

I told him I liked him and he said “Well, sh*t, I really hate you.”

[@sourdough_bagel]

o . o

[@sourdough_bagel]

That’s sad :( That’s why I’ve never admitted my feelings to my crush. I’d like to but I’m shyyyyy :(

[@sophiasimon6550]

That's sad

[@alissaluvsu8731]

0:32 They had us in the first half.

[@Lili-vh9no]

6:38 , I am concerned, that sounds kinda like how I think the dubbed version of Hisoka Morow’s moans would sound in that one iconic episode of HxH, ngl.

[@lop5006]

Thats plankton from spongebob-

[@ysayty]

ooOoo0ooo0oo0 g0oOon

[@flowercrowngaming3754]

2:32 Perfect restoration, “I could be your snack.”

[@miraza2375]

Flower Crown Gaming 🤠🤠🤠

[@Incomprehensibly79]

I'm literally watching this until she texts back

[@UR1TRULOV]

me with no phone: you think you outsmarted me but I OUTSMRTED YOUR OUTSMRTING

[@theinternet4040]

3:16 Did they just lisp over text?

[@YourMom-yb9yo]

yeth

[@adriank.6632]

thur did

[@SweetTikTokLife]

wat

[@LegatoStudios]

I've used that cat on the keyboard thing a few times.

[@stardreamz]

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS ALREADY LIKED AND SUBBED 💗

[@V0XXEN]

Id cry if there wasn’t cereal in my bed.

[@toonytoons8360]

"Am I cut obtuse or right?" What I would say: "Acute one"

[@Julzsysksksk]

Dude I've been watching since as long as I can remember huge inspiration to my channel wish you the best in the future

[@georgekampouris5147]

5:15 its like in chess they thought 10 messages ahead and they knew they were about to flirt

[@lawsonw4278]

3:18, rip Todoroki :

[@nonametay.4159]

nu .

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

HHH LMAO

[@akio_VAL]

5:48 I got a cereal ad

[@nathangarcia12]

The voice makes it 10 times funnier 😂😭😭

[@jasasasmine]

That's so good...I'm gonna use some of this for my stories

[@deeganschenck7116]

7:47 who tf (; does that

[@itzmilxymolly8145]

Its backwards AahahaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

[@deltaakane.1830]

... ;)

[@adriank.6632]

Still to this day I don’t understand why they do that like It’s ;)

[@millyy07]

6:10 ok dude I don’t thinks she’s interested 😂

[@lifeofrileyd3922]

I couldn’t tell

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@noahramey9593]

This guy: do you have a crush? Me: no This guy: yes Me: actually no why are you assuming This guy: do you have a phone Me: NO This guy: yes Me: now what the heck bro

[@nerdsrus3857]

Lmao I finally asked my crush out and he said yes, now we sit around online saying star wars jokes back and forth

[@iheartmarvel]

Don’t tell but.. Someone has liked me before and he was like: “Following my crush for 24 hours” I thought he was a stalker so I ignored him

[@Evanxbdlt]

Someone has liked me and said: do you have a crush? I said no and she went ";-;"

[@thesmile3297]

"what did she make" "me" DO WE CAN EAT YOU?! XD

[@keelyane4174]

Yes whit some ketchup

[@marissauce7073]

X= your number ... AREN'T THEY TEXTING?!?!!!

[@riasgremoryoconoesdeathhig1411]

Phone number

[@felixoxo3893]

After that first one I instantly subscribed and so far I don’t regret it

[@Aschukatze]

I told my crush I liked him by explaining a situation we had His reaction was just "why does that sound like- holy shit. I'm so stupid." 😭😭

[@andrew9674]

we not gonna talk about his name being “kevhin” like is that his real name?

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

My texts entirely

[@tellertube2349]

i feel victimized haha... my crush never texts me back :(

[@04Alex154]

I dont even have my crushes number

[@umarhkhan6d706]

Me - **messages my crush** Him- reply in 1 seconds Me- isn't it the best power to have?

[@Light_1060]

Shortest love story Me-Hi My crush-Hi bro

[@delicateblood1944]

“Have you ever had a crush?” I'm sorry, but what's a crush????

[@nswish9454]

Delicate Blood exactly

[@randomhuman4349]

I’ve never been this early!

[@jasmijnb78]

What’s that game that your playing with the jumping and stuff?

[@lunatiiq_real]

“Do you have a crush” No “Y e s”

[@dijandarling7080]

The one that really cracked me up was the one below the belt like he was literally below the belt like lmfaoooo🤣🤣

[@JamesBond-mn6pl]

4:46 THE GIRL IS MY ENGLISH TEACHER OMG IM GOING TO SHOW HER THIS 😂

[@jangofett1623]

I bet you are lying but ok

[@Hemorrojdharskaren]

3:26 Me: M'aam, are you sure you don't have ADHD??

[@Hemorrojdharskaren]

@Merwin D'Souza I also have ADHD so I could "relate" a bit

[@Hemorrojdharskaren]

@Merwin D'Souza Ye `,}

[@ok-pw4ul]

my crush said if fainted replies to this comment she'll take me out 😥

[@ethangraham8385]

No

[@ok-pw4ul]

@@ethangraham8385 F

[@mr.unfunny9368]

phan pancake not happening

[@nia3066]

F

[@nervousyoungman6764]

F

[@Silly_willy_afton]

I LOVE YOU. Sunscreens commonly contain ingredients that may irritate the eye itself. Fragrance, the active ingredients in sunscreens, especially the chemical filters, preservatives, and other ingredients may cause eye stinging and burning if applied too close to the eye

[@mbee.studios9851]

Lol intruder at my house pull up and see me watching dis