FUNNIEST CRUSH TEXTS

Funny crush texts and chats that you cant relate to because your crush never texts back
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest rejection texts aka funny crush texts and funny responses to flirty texts. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their crush and get rejected - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails while trying to make your crush fall in love with you using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny crush texts and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
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[@BumpkinYT]

Reply if your crush left you on read

[@sacull-mail]

Bumpkin me sadly

[@yanni42069]

Me

[@Seven-di8vd]

Bumpkin ripppp

[@natsuki_the_wolf9286]

XD

[@zazlit1696]

No

[@cindersnowsMORE]

3:45 "Am i right, acute or obtuse?" They missed the opportunity to say "You seem like the right one for me"

[@harshadaaras2014]

Oof

[@ad0rex481]

I would say “You’re acute one”

[@Jay-my7tx]

I would just say I failed my maths GCSE sorry

[@101_regrets3]

Or ur acute

[@chanteavery1508]

@@ad0rex481 I was just about to type that-

[@Hortonheardahoe]

Some of these pickup lines make me glad I’ve been married for 7 years and missed Tinder.

[@geanahendron1992]

Lol

[@cadenhollom8441]

I’ve been married for 10 years and I’m still a virgin

[@diggitydogz2099]

Godzilla Fan99 B.I.G. f

[@irene2280]

@@cadenhollom8441 LMAO

[@btsforlife1276]

@@cadenhollom8441 F

[@duckify1128]

crush: gives chocolate. me:pls.dont give hope to me

[@allieallison9109]

Right, don't want to get hope and just die inside when you say something about it and then they say " I don't like you like that"......uhh make a fool of yourself why don't you.

[@duckify1128]

@@allieallison9109 its rly fun you should try it urself

[@allieallison9109]

@@duckify1128 If You're saying that I should make a fool of myself.... Well I don't have to try, it just comes naturally. And that has happen to me before, its not fun its embarrassing

[@duckify1128]

@@allieallison9109 maybe for you. for me its fun

[@duckify1128]

@Typical_Chill f

[@widebhb950]

Say something hot Me: whispers sensually* *c h e e s e*

[@elijahp4040]

Wat

[@user-jo3vm2qz3v]

𝙼𝚎: *𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚕𝚢* 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎

[@edwardbo4666]

Hey, dude, you working on getting someone to fix your book? Its basically been plagiarized

[@sirsalmonid]

*e x a u s t p i p e*

[@thomamybeloved]

**Says cutely** *F i r e*

[@iliketoeatbricks]

"Am I right, acute or obtuse?" Reflex

[@thenumbertwelve1803]

i was waiting for someone to make that joke

[@natiangel]

i was expecting them to say: "a cute angle"

[@lumiinousity]

*Revolution angle*

[@dylken5695]

Intro: Have you ever had a crush Me: No Intro: YES Nice 69 likes

[@salama3laikom940]

Nah i heard it from 6nitch9ine

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

dylken 569 I don't have a crush either so it's not weird

[@iamsincerlysorryforthecomm4737]

Truee

[@mbokde2687]

Are you sure its 69

[@mbokde2687]

Me to

[@user-uv1yf1qw9d]

Guy: Your too gorgeous to be single Girl: *your too ugly to be flirting with me* Thats so savage😂😂😂

[@d3adyoutubeaccount]

Wow yes everyone’s laughing

[@merekcook573]

Thats... not funny...

[@eeeesbees3672]

damn you got the whole squod laughing 😐 .

[@theturnip3699]

#somethingiwouldsay

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

That isn’t funny, it’s unnecessary

[@VioletCrossover]

"What are you doing?" "laying in bed" "Mmm... Just laying in bed? Nothing else..? " "im eating cereal" "Haha nice" "What would you do if I was in bed with you? " "eat my cereal" "Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there" "then id get out of bed and go get cereal" SAME!

[@mrfrogkingg]

Except it would be ice cream

[@greyarea8081]

@@mrfrogkingg yo same

[@angelizabethsteinhaven]

Cockblocker supreme 2000

[@nocheese8495]

*I've never had a crush* _all of my 17 years of living_ I-

[@iactuallydontknow7709]

Lucky

[@lmaoyourefired9183]

I like how ur pfp actually kinda fits with what u said😂

[@booooooooo-]

Same

[@vcheesy8686]

Are you possibly aromantic??!

[@binglol_2345]

@@SweetTikTokLife same but i am 14

[@allisproduction2716]

"have you ever had a crush?" *on fictional characters*

[@DripskiTheSkier]

Hate to break it to you but, actually nevermind your fine

[@cancerwoman7669]

I KNEW IM BI WHEN I SEE A HOT ANIME GUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@allisproduction2716]

@@cancerwoman7669 lol i simp on alot of male characters one is bertoldt from aot-

[@cancerwoman7669]

@@allisproduction2716 LEVI I SIMP

[@allisproduction2716]

@@cancerwoman7669 my friend is also a levi simp

[@its.alex28]

3:44 the guy should’ve just continiued with «you’re a-cute angel»😂 that would’ve been epic😂

[@shadxw_hunter]

or he could have said "obese"

[@bluegames2day786]

Nobody: Someone: *I like the part of your face that had skin on it*

[@nevenajovanovic161]

'HAD'? Hold up.

[@somerandom8419]

Nevena Jovanović uhhh 💀

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@somerandom8419 Ah don't worry must be a minor injury.. right?

[@somerandom8419]

Mirza Hamza Baig Yeah totally

[@sugarpopz6949]

Um. *Uncomfy*

[@anniemcnair3885]

Here’s a comment of what someone texted me Them: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Me: nope but i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell

[@brilliantbrooke8156]

Fumble Breeze Lmaoooo 💀

[@aqreagt4093]

Resteraiton 100

[@evilmnchkn388]

Oh, then looking like a dropped lasagna is part of your genetics then

[@rory8348]

I'mma use that

[@mackenzieray9000]

Omg!!😂😂😂 I had to lol when I read this Totally relate tho

[@noahdavis401]

3:43 he could redeem himself by saying “definitely acute”

[@staysilent4392]

"Have you ever had a crush?" Me: "No." "Do you have a phone?" Me: "Yes."

[@silk1440]

heres to the asexuals and the aromantics

[@greyarea8081]

Yeesss

[@1vx1x35]

Same

[@lemondemon8048]

Ye

[@aileethefirst8094]

I sent 6:19 to my crush while he was in the same room as me. We made eye contact as he read it and is now currently suffocating from laughter. Update: I got friendzoned, he likes someone else :[

[@sydney8487]

Wtf xD

[@squtnik]

@Merwin D'Souza that's actually extremely beneficial to know because my crush and I find the dumbest stuff funny together and our humor is what makes him one of my best friends, so thank you!

[@squtnik]

@Merwin D'Souza I've been planning on giving him my discord so we can talk outside of school and my friend told me we'd look cute together and he doesn't even know I like him lol dhfhwkjdhfjd

[@papismalllegs8473]

This was such a wholesome thread ☺️

[@aaaaaaaaaaaajajjaiwjw]

WOT THE FLIP IS FRICKIN wrong WITH U lmaOOOOOOOO

[@tylerpulsifer2557]

“Then I’d get out of bed and get cereal” who gives a shit bout them, he’s just hungry

[@reecekyle6332]

i think its a her

[@Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend]

Uhhh... It's a She...

[@Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend]

@Rift Reaper homophobe

[@Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend]

@Rift Reaper cap

[@Fb_Sim_Cyan_Friend]

@Rift Reaper the first reply you said on this comment

[@luka5395]

„Have you ever had a crush?“ *aromantics left the chat*

[@louise1764]

Everyone: "Sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard" Me: "If you don't like me back, I don't give a $h!t." Funnybunny (A KZbinr): "Sorry, my DEAD cat ran across my keyboard."

[@goncalooliveira4319]

0:26 They got us on the first half ngl 0:28 They got us on the second half ngl 0:30 THEY GOT US ON THE THIRD HALF NGL

[@alucozadebottle4423]

11:41 THEY GOT US ON THE THOUSAND AND HUNDRED FORTY ONETH HALF NGL

[@guilhermepina9559]

És português ?

[@txdaniel]

5:15 its 2 am he’s definitely asking for hw

[@BananaChickensRFake]

I swear the drink called Naked was only invented to help people roast others.

[@idrinkfebreze4374]

“Do you have a crush” Me: yES “Do you have a phone” Me: YeS Me: realising I can’t text Levi, Armin, Erwin or Eren* dAMn iT

[@beatricevolpe2091]

LEVII ACKERMAN MY HUSBAND💕🥺

[@mm35br1]

lmao yea

[@cristina-qb8nv]

YESSS

[@alliejoubert7654]

Levi my hubby :(

[@Rat-ew9yh]

ify

[@femalesimp9962]

i almost cried when fainted just said "horny" into the mic. fainted, i'm scared.

[@fw.jarrah]

Fainted: says the joke at the end to make sure we know what it means after we got the joke at the start Our intellectual power: are you challenging me

[@pakciksayyid]

r45ry

[@hurricanehubbs9459]

3:58 bruh I straight up admire Shane 😂 dude is straight to the point, no fear, no playin’ games

[@mr.taehyun443]

Funny story of what happened between me and my crush: Recently, I liked a girl and she was really cute. We had a project together so I scored her phone number and I was going to say goodnight and I love you to my girl best friend but ended up texting my crush instead. She said, “Aww goodnight I love you too 🥺” I’m like.. shi-

[@weirdasff]

And u woke up.

[@chickenmandan1615]

I would die....

[@A_Random_Rat]

4:50 why tf does he want her number if they’re already texting

[@rice2222]

idkaybe its like tinder or sum shit

[@felix-fw3lq]

It looks like an app or sumn

[@gabe.stevens]

it’s not the normal messaging app for them.

[@scrawnymaui2348]

Woooooaaaahhhhhhhhh

[@igenesis8205]

Normally getting a number proves progress, and it’s on an app

[@vadimnovikov8487]

5:28 eat your cereal

[@ericjustiz3826]

Yes

[@binglol_2345]

@@ericjustiz3826 so lonely

[@Rat-ew9yh]

Yes

[@edensgarden132]

The one where it's like "wait did you just flirt with me??" "I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing" is to much like me. I can barely tell when someone is being sarcastic 😅 I have to ask

[@kaiseans]

😂😂 I love when he said mission failed at this part 3:58

[@skullcat4418]

3:42 best response: Ur definitely acute one 😉

[@ninahasabanana]

No, obtuse

[@underrated2064]

French Bulldog No, reflex

[@ok-hr4if]

A straight angle, preferably- ( for our non gays )

[@ishigami_senku]

"The right. The right one for me" xD

[@rogerickfields5756]

Stolen

[@srin_meow]

3:42 must be "a cute" angle

[@gapplssb]

I smell *s i m p*

[@nerdy_evy]

You're acute boy who's too obtuse to see that I'm right for him 👉😎👉

[@mr.c662]

@@nerdy_evy really?

[@nerdy_evy]

@@mr.c662 yes. Always.

[@mr.c662]

@@nerdy_evy hmm ok

[@ramen24_]

3:37 they can fix this by saying “you are acutie 😘” *Restoration 100*

[@Camdenhunt]

I love the “you want to trade?” “What Pokémon?” That is perfect

[@theniyacat]

I DIED WHEN HE SAID ‘I do be lookin like dis doe’ AHKDOEMDKFOLSNDOD 0:45

[@Sh4rkzz._]

“You are an angle” Me would totally do this”: “Yea I know” -sends pic of herself in the shape of an angle- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why do it doe this to myself :> ;-;

[@a.u.official]

1:02 this made me laugh.. that "No." how you read it at the end😂😂😂

[@tiktokcontent6111]

Him: You're too gorgeous to be single Her: You too ugly to be flirting with me

[@lodostic1015]

Yes

[@ryandertheone4425]

9:10 it's not pronounced "guy roh"... c'mon Fainted

[@loafheader]

Yes most people dont know its pronounced yee-ro

[@ambereidson3882]

It's a "ji-ro"

[@Caerda]

G-ro

[@camerongray7767]

1:17 the funniest thing about this is that it is actually possible 😂

[@softtail3662]

Here's one Dude : you don't know how much I burst in to love when I see you Gurl: you don't know how much I burst into hunger when I see chips

[@xxivy_foxxgachalife7444]

"do u like me!" 'ni but I never asked if I love u' "do u love me!?" 'no' 😂🥰😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@AryaLynch]

9:00 Look, at this point, another ten won't hurt.

[@hearthebellsring3990]

Tuff

[@overratedstudio191]

Fainted: ten years of bad luck Me with 14 years:rookie numbers

[@shantaemorgan6036]

Dang I love his voice😂

[@theturnip3699]

same it’s like corpse but british

[@TheBSODer]

“sorry my cat ran across the keyboard” Meanwhile the phone: *HOW?!?!*

[@starlordthehedgehog4676]

I told him I liked him and he said “Well, sh*t, I really hate you.”

[@sourdough_bagel]

o . o

[@sourdough_bagel]

That’s sad :( That’s why I’ve never admitted my feelings to my crush. I’d like to but I’m shyyyyy :(

[@sophiasimon6550]

That's sad

[@cutie_hailie3886]

My crush: *always thinks I have a crush on him Me: *puts a baka GIF Him: "love ya 😉 Me: *nosebleed GIF HE ALWAYS FLIRTS ME!!!!!!!

[@bovvov9703]

@Tatiana Hailie Fastgoten lucky you ;-;

[@pacooftaco]

Imagine liking other people

[@jcelyn9895]

imagine not liking other people

[@obama7792]

imagine dragon

[@randomcommenter2306]

imagine dragon these nuts across your face

[@obama7792]

@@randomcommenter2306 damn bro that's mad funny, i'm literally wheezing rn

[@hearthebellsring3990]

@@randomcommenter2306 yeah man you really got the whole squad laughing

[@Cookies__vr8]

Just the fact when he reads the texts and then he says something that makes us all laugh

[@felixoxo3893]

After that first one I instantly subscribed and so far I don’t regret it

[@acaciac7]

I said to my crush "If you tell me who you like i'll tell u who i like" then, he said "i like your"...."your dog" :`)

[@kookiekookie2200]

That hurts. I should ask him like that too lol

[@heathenterkin7887]

yo the dude with the angle thing could've pulled a little bit of a save. "You're a bit of a-cutie to me" cheesy as shit but still.

[@zoe7731]

the cereal one got me laughing

[@BonkedCat]

“I LOVE YOU” **Bleaches out eyes**

[@alissaluvsu8731]

0:32 They had us in the first half.

[@Lili-vh9no]

6:38 , I am concerned, that sounds kinda like how I think the dubbed version of Hisoka Morow’s moans would sound in that one iconic episode of HxH, ngl.

[@lop5006]

Thats plankton from spongebob-

[@ysayty]

ooOoo0ooo0oo0 g0oOon

[@vn0m972]

The first one got me- 😂🤣

[@cl0udz236]

That intro and 1st 1 😂

[@Caracatungas]

The last message my crush sent me was "thanks for the spelling bee words, I can study them now". We lost the spelling bee. Please don't remind me of my utter failure to impress her.

[@adriank.6632]

F

[@karmabakescakes]

F

[@mrfrogkingg]

F

[@guywithnoskill]

F

[@dadsyogajourney888]

*me understanding all of the ways my conversations can go wrong*

[@johnrivera353]

2:39 when fainted says HORNNYYYY it makes me laugh everytime so i keep watching this lol

[@isabelletellin1929]

the curling iron one got me XD XD

[@leaa4129]

My most hilarious Crush Text Me: Umm I'm running out of topic.. Crush: Ok?.. Me: Umm Is there any cockroaches in your house? Crush: You want some? Me: Sure LOL Crush: Wait, I'll find some * Conversation ends * It worked.. Umm kinda..?

[@flowercrowngaming3754]

2:32 Perfect restoration, “I could be your snack.”

[@miraza2375]

Flower Crown Gaming 🤠🤠🤠

[@pasley9995]

luv the cereal text- that'll be me lol

[@jonatanhelles6448]

0:21 hahahha I sent that to my girl, and she got s confused lmao 😂😂😂

[@Julzsysksksk]

Dude I've been watching since as long as I can remember huge inspiration to my channel wish you the best in the future

[@theinternet4040]

3:16 Did they just lisp over text?

[@YourMom-yb9yo]

yeth

[@adriank.6632]

thur did

[@SweetTikTokLife]

wat

[@nerdsrus3857]

Lmao I finally asked my crush out and he said yes, now we sit around online saying star wars jokes back and forth

[@nathangarcia12]

The voice makes it 10 times funnier 😂😭😭

[@thesmile3297]

"what did she make" "me" DO WE CAN EAT YOU?! XD

[@keelyane4174]

Yes whit some ketchup

[@stardreamz]

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS ALREADY LIKED AND SUBBED 💗

[@dijandarling7080]

The one that really cracked me up was the one below the belt like he was literally below the belt like lmfaoooo🤣🤣

[@V0XXEN]

Id cry if there wasn’t cereal in my bed.

[@kytota1470]

3:44, Not gonna lie, they should’ve said “acute”.

[@lawsonw4278]

3:18, rip Todoroki :

[@nonametay.4159]

nu .

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

HHH LMAO

[@alexnone897]

3:07 thats such a smartass. So i am lol

[@UR1TRULOV]

me with no phone: you think you outsmarted me but I OUTSMRTED YOUR OUTSMRTING

[@georgekampouris5147]

5:15 its like in chess they thought 10 messages ahead and they knew they were about to flirt

[@marissauce7073]

X= your number ... AREN'T THEY TEXTING?!?!!!

[@riasgremoryoconoesdeathhig1411]

Phone number

[@skibidirizzler869]

my crush: Ew, a rat Me: 0:12

[@hi-df5xz]

😂 omg i just love it.

[@millyy07]

6:10 ok dude I don’t thinks she’s interested 😂

[@lifeofrileyd3922]

I couldn’t tell

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@blazi2396]

Sup

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

My texts entirely

[@cocoaroadto3007]

POV: You want Snacks But Your mom says No

[@itzayg1908]

"You had us in the first half" not gonna lie

[@deeganschenck7116]

7:47 who tf (; does that

[@itzmilxymolly8145]

Its backwards AahahaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

[@deltaakane.1830]

... ;)

[@adriank.6632]

Still to this day I don’t understand why they do that like It’s ;)

[@jasasasmine]

That's so good...I'm gonna use some of this for my stories

[@HyperBassYT]

"I like the part of your face that has skin on it" Nice one, smooth as sand paper.

[@toonytoons8360]

"Am I cut obtuse or right?" What I would say: "Acute one"

[@LegatoStudios]

I've used that cat on the keyboard thing a few times.

[@andrew9674]

we not gonna talk about his name being “kevhin” like is that his real name?

[@fal4thought]

6:11 Lmao my birthday is August 14- but anyways thanks for the amazing content 😌💜

[@teresababes7532]

The first one had me rolling in my grave ✨😹

[@neelamritjugessur7031]

Wait a damn minute 1:29 the photos are the same This guy is replying to himself

[@hungryhungrycateripllar]

Plot twist: i left my secret admirer on read* :)

[@julesmsp4644]

8:30 Legend has it, theyre still talking about that till this day

[@peppermintqueen6731]

The beginning tho lmao