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[@samlepro3]

"No I was walking through your hood... you hit me with an Oldsmobile!" Chris just has a way with words as always lol.

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

It's gotta be those horrible Cowboy Boots. Tell ya the truth.....just thinkin' about 'em makes me wanna go kick some kittens. {0.o}

[@samlepro3]

@@MAGGOT_VOMIT Nobody asked. Let the man enjoy his boots if he likes ‘em- no need to shit on his parade.

[@mybike1100]

Lol that the cop didn't even give Chris a ride back to his truck for the trouble, resulting in him getting hit by a car.

[@WearingGoldluck]

And Christians binder. Can’t forget that part.

[@thegrimstreaker4669]

I'm walking through your hood and you hit me with an oldsmobile, that needs to be on a shirt somehow.

[@christophermichaels]

I asked him, but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides, plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)

[@ashp5406]

@@christophermichaels i bet that event itself you can make into fascinating story... I like All of your stories, ex-dea truck, 400$ air Guage, trespassing through weed, blue Ridge Parkway, vegas rental car with danage waiver....

[@bluebird8004]

Was thinking the same

[@zayhs6351]

Chris could talk about painting drywall and I would be fully invested… best storyteller on VinWiki by a long shot

[@tylerloveless6716]

Have you heard rabbits stories?

[@HE-162]

@@tylerloveless6716 rabbit don’t hold a candle to Chris

[@kentuckykid03]

Yeah he doesn't hold a candle to my man Rabbit. He's too tryhard cool, but Rabbits effortlessly smooth.

[@Naturalchorus]

He is an actor and his stories are written by vinwiki writers

[@russelljacob7955]

"And then... I saw it. The smallest of bubbles. 'Dang it'. The tape didnt adhere correct. Well, I wasnt gonna let that stop me"

[@Enigma-Sapiens]

"I got hit in the head with the Christian Agenda." I almost injured myself laughing as that sank in! Lol!

[@JordanReedYT]

Me too, because it made SO MUCH SENSE !

[@hippycow1006]

It really seems like something that would be on My Name is Earl😂

[@ace_maker3492]

Mans got crusaded

[@lauriemcdougall8415]

holy crap that's hilarious!! LOL

[@rjnation5042]

Always the best stories when Chris is telling them, he's definitely had a interesting life, & been in some dodgy places, but he's incredibly relaxed when he tells his tales, Rj in Oz

[@nickmurphy4209]

Saw the title and just had a gut feeling it was a Chris story

[@kirkc9593]

Nah these are just that, stories. This dude is a liar out the wazoo. Body language and verbatim tell all. Why vinwiki continues to allow this is beyond me 🤷🏼‍♂️ this is definitely the guy multiple people were talking about when they have said that the stories are far stretched and not legitimate. Unless this guy lived in the wild Wild West way back in the day, these stories are horse shit.

[@kirkc9593]

The amount of detail this guy somehow remembers 20 years after the fact, that most people wouldn’t recall from a year ago, is enough proof. Considering this guys poor vocabulary and clear lack of education, there is no chance he has this kind of memory… this guy reminds me of the school kid constantly searching for validation, who is praying the cool kids will accept him one day

[@solojoe175]

Agreed!!

[@kylancook3477]

@@kirkc9593 even if there are embellishments for entertainment sake, just enjoy em instead of whining about it. ..

[@samlepro3]

Who else _knew_ this had to be a Chris story just from reading the title?

[@Milsparro]

Yup

[@slightlycrookedworkshop]

Not even the title, the truck gives it away.

[@pedroschmitt6115]

Yup

[@RealAGuy]

I knew it right away

[@kylemorice4870]

Yep

[@chrisgrimes7178]

"And oddly enough, this is when the day gets weird." Best quote ever after having a cop has you on the ground in zip ties.

[@stresspresso]

That line at the end made me laugh. Chris is a better man than me, I have a temper that goes from 0 to 100 real quick.

[@ryansorkness7396]

Ahh, you have kids too?

[@changos1100]

As soon as I read the title and saw the thumbnail I thought: "This has to be a Christopher Michaels story" Was not disappointed. 10/10

[@rhekman]

NGL, I thought Chris was going to guilt our overzealous officer into a ride back to his truck.

[@christophermichaels]

I tried Reid but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides. Plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)

[@Mark-ih2lq]

I just love hearing Chris and his stories always make me laugh. ED we need more of Chris‘s stories please 😂😂😂

[@countrymorgan2942]

I buy a gallon of water. Cheapest gas can ever.

[@drurybryan]

Chris has lived a life most couldn't even dream of. By far one of the best storytellers of Vinwiki!

[@jamesparsons5212]

The punchline at the end was freaking hilarious. I love it when Chris is telling his stories. He has some great ones.

[@pheuker45322]

That story had more twists than a Georgia mountain drive!

[@loc-o5282]

Chris is the storyteller that keeps on giving. Can't wait for the next one.

[@angrymater13la]

Thank you Ed posting Chris telling another story has absolutely made my day. I love to hear any of Chris's stories.

[@VINwiki]

Sometimes things just don't go your way

[@MD-jg2dv]

Thats what me and my sister thought at our wedding, but 6 years later we are happier than ever!

[@2smx69]

@@MD-jg2dv Are you able to clarify that statement a little more?😂

[@JSealification]

How is this guy even alive? He has the combined luck of Mr Magoo and Forest Gump.

[@ericbeal6358]

His stories are just that, stories. He's full of shit.

[@trevbrandenburg8618]

Whenever I see a new story by Chris, Ed, or Rabbit… I know it’s going to be a good one

[@ironhorse3497]

Rabbit is too arrogant.

[@coleshelman6983]

This man needs to make a movie of his life! Absolutely kills every story and it always keeps you entertained! Keep more of Chris stories coming!!!!

[@mikegtv6164]

Chris is my absolute fav teller of story’s. I love to have a beer with him.

[@a7xphenix]

A normal guy would be telling stories about late night drinking and partying meanwhile Chris is like “so when I stole the Apache helicopter so I could make it to the taco bell in the next county….”

[@zachsmith130]

Always love to hear Chris's stories they are definitely more relatable to then some of the fancier guys on here.

[@GTTorino69]

Chris is an incredibly entertaining story teller, love this guys stories!!

[@robertovargas3205]

I love this dude, the way he narrates his stories is very detailed and it makes you feel you were there too

[@qflight9851]

"I can only imagine some sort of spectacular spinning arch of English". Most amazing quote ever. I laughed so hard at the end.

[@John1911]

In my business, we call that first incident the “Lethal Weapon Affect”. Hollywood has trained a certain segment of the population, which can include LEO, to scream “GUN!” and go absolutely bonkers at the slightest interaction with a firearm. In LEO it’s usually rookies. But…sometimes in big cities, veteran officers can be prone to this psychosis. Glad you are well and handled it with such aplomb. Regards, Marky

[@jebeda]

I understand that there are also is a lot of police training that emphasizes the "warrior" narrative of policing with a "kill or be killed" mindset. Fear of being shot is not unjustified as a police officer, but the chances of police dying in a vehicle crash are almost as great, and in 2020 at least, death due to COVID-19 among police was about four times the shooting death rate. It doesn't seem that the "warrior" mindset is good for the public or the police.

[@superxDification]

@@jebeda The dude that does all the "warrior mindset" trainings is a nutjob. "You have the best sex after you kill someone". He also popularized this sheep-wolves-sheepdog bs. Basically the same philosphy that Denzel Washington's character in Training Day tries to convey on Ethan Hawke's rookie. For those with bad memory: DENZEL PLAYS THE BAD GUY!

[@John1911]

@@superxDification In my business we call what you describe, “Fear Biting”. The Ancient Greek warrior ethos called it “possession”. It too is to be avoided through training and inoculation. Regards, Marky

[@MeatMachine69]

Cool word

[@John1911]

@@MeatMachine69 I have my moments. ;-)

[@matthewstankovsky1896]

This has to be up there with one of the craziest but most captivating stories this man has ever told. Keep bringing Chris back Ed!

[@tkirchmann]

I read the title and knew it was the man, the myth, the legend: Chris!

[@michaelpascual2731]

I love listening to this man's stories, has a great way of telling them, very enjoyable.

[@chipdiamond5104]

I gotta lot of respect for Chris he just seems like a very humble understanding man...

[@waitemc]

Love this guy . Best story's every time

[@maczman87]

Love this guy's stories! Such an interesting life.

[@mtam203]

Love Chris, need more of his stories!

[@curtthemk2kid235]

Absolutely love listening to Chris's stories! We need to see him more on the channel!

[@calinikka4life]

Chris is one of the best story tellers . I wish i can sit back and have some beers with him and talk. We need more of chris stories !

[@Alex-ub7tk]

What a tremendous story. The guy is a hell of a storyteller too

[@t3ap0t_wr3x]

LOVE LOVE LOVE the stories Chris tells ❤

[@trigun989]

Chris is the best. I'd love to have a friend so chill and relaxed like that.

[@Black_Jesus3005]

Man that last part is freaking hilarious🤣 thanks Chris

[@Robby94LS]

This is the best ending I've ever seen of all the interviews EVER!

[@jonathanfairchild]

What an absolute chill guy! Gotta listen to more of him

[@shanehb]

Always great stories from Chris. Awesome!

[@eddiemarroum8296]

Chris by far has some of the most entertaining stories. Man you have one hell of a life brother!

[@jbrancato88]

This guy is my favorite on here he’s always has good stories

[@xcaliber7779]

Man o man another fine piece from Chris!

[@YumYum5679]

“This spectacular spinning arc of English” Goddamn Chris😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gseyank100]

Keep his wild stories coming. I’m sure there are more.

[@pckldplmfshcm]

"Gas Station Heist..." Yeah, it HAS been a while since Chris has been on.

[@Xzercist]

Hell yeah, I love Chris's stories!

[@rolla7887]

Chris always has the best stories. Keep them coming.

[@ragincaveman]

Letting this stuff slide (1st story) is why there's no paper trail for when things go wrong and an investigation turns up an 'exemplary record.' That said, I probably wouldn't have pressed it either, at least at the scene.

[@lesterparker1594]

You’re right. I used to be a big police supporter. The past year has proven that they will enforce any unconstitutional law the higher ups tell them. Just a matter of time they’ll be trying to go door to door taking away peoples 2nd amendment rights. Especially in big democrat states.

[@ashp5406]

You know you have to hit like before watching story it if you see Chris...

[@skeetermcswagger0U812]

I can't count on either of my hands how many times this entire story has unraveled to me ever until this moment.

[@chemstreescreations]

I cannot get enough of Chris and his amazing life stories!

[@christopherkraft1327]

Hey Ed!! 🙂

[@EdBolian]

Hey!

[@bbarber6845]

Imagine that, a cop that overacts.

[@johntaylor-lo8qx]

Chris is an awesome story teller, with so many gr8 stories ... this guy is golden for this already great channel. Thank you for all the gr8 stories. 🙏

[@OKCStinger]

Chris definitely has the most interesting csr stories and definitely has a way of telling them that keeps you entertained. Keep them coming!

[@GrannySingaporePVP]

Like I say every time… Chris Michaels tells story = I click fast, like the video, share it, and unsubscribe just to subscribe again

[@jacoby8137]

Best story teller I’ve heard in awhile. Mans lived through it all.

[@azmax623]

"No, I was walking through your hood. You hit me with an Oldsmobile" 🤣

[@awhoot1]

That was a wild ride!😂😂 always enjoy your story’s.

[@billbarber3253]

Thanks for sharing man

[@Llamacowking99]

I am still amazed this man has any more stories, great stuff man

[@Ma660t5andw1ch]

Love how the guy with multiple facial piercings is talking about "going home with no extra holes in our body" :D

[@christophermichaels]

Exactly. I have just right amount and don’t want any extras :) Thanks for watching!

[@chuckfowler8875]

Love it Rabbit and Christopher are my favorites nobody tells story's like they do this just made my day.

[@jakecapizzi4949]

Chris is my favorite Vinwiki guest, I listen to his stories at least once a day

[@bryanhertich]

Always the best content on this channel. Dude is pure gold.

[@BuckNastty]

Hell yeah Chris is back. Awesome video like always

[@man_on_wheelz]

This man never misses with his stories. He wraps us up every single time! Why is this man's life a movie?!?!

[@bikergobrrr]

What a great story I could listen to Chris' stories for ages

[@danielauen7790]

I mean, seriously, Is there ever a dull moment in this guys life? Looking forward do the next event!

[@flobull2]

I never comment on these videos, but this is an amazing story. I can't believe the things that happen to Chris all in one day at that. A lifetime of great stories. His stories are the best!

[@Slimothy]

*Sometimes I think Chris's stories are too good to not be made up, but the details and accuracy seem way too spot on to be fake. Crazy. Great storyteller.*

[@darqangelle5478]

Best. Punchline. It's a rare feat to have a great story end that perfectly with, of all things, a punchline. Nice!

[@HighMXHubby]

I needed to hear this today. Thank you! We had a very similar chevy 4x4, same setup but stepside. The dual tanks bit us in the butt several times. I know the walk all too well.

[@jasonvannoy9129]

You always know it’s gonna be a good story when it’s Chris telling it

[@tjmoneybags]

That was a GREAT way to tie all that together! Hilarious

[@matterridge9222]

Man this is good people right here.

[@AustinGubala]

Chris is one of those guys that I'd love to just sit down with and enjoy a beer. Such a humble and entertaining guy.

[@DeliciousHotShmoze]

Every time I start one of these videos and see this man, I start laughing immediately because of course a story with that title is gonna come from Chris. God bless this man for intentionally and unintentionally leading a crazy life to share with all of us.

[@rogerulloa2688]

"Laying face down in the greasiest spot of the gas station".. hilarious!

[@lucasbladen7290]

Love how this entire story was basically a long lead up to a punchline

[@adventuremanintheclouds8968]

One of the best stories I've heard.

[@thekinginyellow1744]

I find it amazing that you never come out and say why all this shit happens to you. We all know that way too many people are going to take one look at you and decide you are a meth crazed killer. How you can be so calm about it is simply incredible.

[@Al-vl3tp]

🤣🤣🤣 did not expect to the notebook part 😂. Glad your here to tell these stories 💪

[@justinmarshall8558]

Legit in tears, hilarious!

[@FirestarLenzen]

Need more Chris stories I love this guys life it’s so eventful for no reason whatsoever lmao

[@kenleppek]

Dude you got the best stories

[@ohboyitsmee]

Best closing sentence! Thanks for the story.

[@unclewilbur8976]

Holy Cow!!! Chris tells great stories, but this is the BEST!!!

[@dangervybz7522]

Bro, you have the best stories ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you need your own podcast to compliment this!!!

[@OutofAustin]

OMG. Hilarious. I just had one of those out loud laughs in a quiet space that caught a few people off guard. What a great finish. You landed that one like an Olympic gymnast

[@rkstewart9585]

You know it's goin to be a great one when this fella shows up lol

[@shagirani5518]

This guy always impresses us with great stories...

[@nickparkin8527]

As soon as I see this guy I know it’s going to be a fantastic episode.

[@trevormckeehen2010]

Such a great attitude

[@Hooter-J]

This is probably the best story i have heard in a while