the_gay_farmer_soldier_relives_his_cocaine_addiction_on_a_boat.cowgineer

[@howlsteele322]

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem" - sheep medic's last words. rest in painis

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"_*MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*_ fify

[@powerhcm8]

Rest assured, he did rest in painis

[@Idkwhatiam]

1:27

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Sadly he did not rest in painis, for the painis rests in him.

[@anthonyleon9458]

pls watch it at 0.25x, i think i shit myself

[@buckethattrick9443]

1:01 "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep talking." I'll have to remember that one.

[@turtlemasteralpha119]

the only sentence that actually makes sense

[@GamingTopTen]

It's a line from King of the Hill, if you can believe that. Probably was said sometime before that, too.

[@KingchooRS]

Even after all these years, I've still be referencing it 😅

[@xXCr33perHugg3rXx]

the male fantasy

[@haitai338]

Indeed

[@mahiricanno7352]

Animals where harmed in making this video

[@draw2death421]

"Were"

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

MahiricaNNo *Welp_it’s_just_you_and_me _sheep_medic*

[@TARINunit9]

@@rynemcgriffin1752 Welp_it’s_just_you_and_me_dead_sheep_medic.unf

[@Jimmy_MacPow]

harmed in the ANUS

[@Jarmey984]

yes i trust you completely no questions asked

[@sheepmedic4030]

Save me

[@edgyone5265]

Sheep Medic k

[@pqbdwmnu]

No

[@autistichades5552]

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!!!!!!!

[@arandomgreekfrombactria6302]

You were loud and ugly, now you're DED. Amen.

[@headlessjim6206]

:)

[@richardavelino7383]

Ain't a TF2 SFM unless something gets raped...

[@gavinn1416]

Yeh that sounds about roooit! DAHAHAHaa

[@klarisdavis5486]

something and my ears

[@GoldenGrenadier]

As long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone raped.

[@minzimoonling4812]

@@GoldenGrenadier oh realistically they don't have to be people, they don't even have to be alive. A dead sheep medic is good enough

[@JamesStoll]

1:22 "I said shut up sheep medic DO YOU UNDERSTAND THA-" "MÈÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nathanwebb6192]

You were loud and ugly and now you're dead Amen

[@covotox6495]

2:39 bestiality + necrophilia? CLASSIC FARM SOLDIER IT IS

[@Nikiku03]

fantasy?

[@-ftang.5-15]

Sounds like an average furry

[@TrueConscript]

@@-ftang.5-15 not reallly

[@-ftang.5-15]

@@TrueConscript sounds like something a furry would say.

[@TrueConscript]

@@-ftang.5-15 uh....

[@SneakiestChameleon]

10/10 will kill Sheep Medic again

[@bluengi3878]

Not me

[@crazylegs7904]

Meeeeeeeeeeee

[@Idkwhatiam]

1:27

[@sheikh_freddy]

As a syrian, I confirm that I'm going to eat that sheep medic

[@VirizionWireless]

Sheep Medic were the best parts

[@lokifdog]

*MĒĖĚĔĘÈÉÊË*

[@angelitatavaresspindola813]

*_M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

[@yes309]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Awesomest915]

I said shut up, Sheep Medic. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?!?

[@angelitatavaresspindola813]

@@Awesomest915 NO. *_M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

[@jimmymacheta2760]

1:27 R. I. P headphones.

[@acedragonborn5308]

I love it how scout is the only normal one in this video

[@tomwes8390]

What the fuk. This is why i love smexuals

[@wallie1994]

Koning Willem-Alexander via een VPN in het paleis zeker

[@tomwes8390]

wallie1994 Fuck big brother. Ja ik heb wat te verbergen.

[@taiwofarimoyo2187]

+wallie1994 hoi

[@Kuesoth]

Boooooooooo

[@meltedbonddika3859]

Me too.

[@thewingedhussars8394]

0:54 there should be a full version of this clip.

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

Same

[@Sammytheflaaffyfan]

Yeah

[@Raviolication]

1:27 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@reptilez5798]

*shoots the medic sheep with a shotgun*

[@crazylegs7904]

That was earape

[@Fredderick715]

I had the volume at 4% and it was still loud af

[@Fredderick715]

Ganymede MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dic

[@Idkwhatiam]

Farming in a nutshell...

[@brandonashmore8674]

"It's a wheel, I am going to pEEEeeeEEEEeee." *Urinates on the ground.* *The scout would look over at the soldier, quickly jolting his vision away from the soldier in disgust after witnissing him urinating.* "Aw jeez soldier!"

[@EEMMOsGaming]

GET WITH THE PROGRAM

[@invschematics]

You watch... Teeny tiny heads!

[@predaprime]

DoomyDoom • As foretold in prophecy! Like your tiny heads... FIGHT MAGIC!!! Shit...

[@citizenblu]

Teeny tiny heads! (head getting smaller) As foretold in prophecy! (smaller yet) Like your tiny heads? FIGHT MAGIC! (realizes) shit.

[@georggross1232]

(Resizes his head by spinning his head) MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRasmus arrives on a tide of cocaine!

[@AliceFireQueen]

1:06 "You haven't heard the last of Merasmus, The Eldritch Bitch!" Fucking perfect!

[@rachela351]

Scout: What the hell is your problem Soldier:... P U M P K I N

[@karboblarbo1476]

[Splat!] "Oh, my beautiful head..."

[@AzureBashXIII]

2:23 Why does Scout call skinny Heavy fat?

[@malvitt]

Because he was fat before

[@waikeonglim7703]

Because he’s Stu Pidface

[@tamasaradi8839]

Force of habbit

[@SonicPman]

Scout being the only competent one is something I haven’t seen in a long time.

[@LEtheCreator]

I appreciate the cameo ;D

[@AcrayMEM]

_I am a farmer, And this is my cowgineer!_ -_MOOOOOOO_ _And this is my Sheep Medic!_ -_NEEEEEEEEEEN_

[@bambisplitathonreal]

What the hell's going on

[@nodeloliver6201]

2:21 How I wake up each morning. 2:23 My roomates.

[@Gamering22]

“What the hell is your problem?!” “ *P U M P K I N* “

[@johnee-thats-me]

Heres subtitles: I am a Farmer! And this is my COWgineer MOOOOOOOOOoooo And this is my Sheep Medic! ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-M WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON City Boy SCOUT I USED my fight money to buy TWO animals on EARTH And THEN I hearded them on to a BOAT And then I BEAT the F*CK out of every single one! (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AUUUAHHHH!!! (SHUT UP!) SOLDIER YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS?! YES! WHAT THE HELL IS YA PROBLEM!? (dramatic pause) PUMPKIN! (AH!) Awww...my beautiful head! (INSERT MAGIC MERASMUS SOUNDS HERE) I will BUY your COW soldier! (MOOOooo) NO SIR! CAN YOU HAVE MY BOMOBONOMONOMO CON FOR IT!? (EYYYYYYYYYYYY MY-) (Slap sound) NO! (ANGRY MERASMUS GRUNT) ALRIGHT! WHAT about MY HAT!? I'D CRAP IN YOUR STUPID HAT! AHHHHHH! NO! (sound of BOMOBONOMONOMO CON LAUGHING) OR how about I BUY YOUR COW WITH... (???? IDK) BIFFFFF! (Sounds of merasmus being a patriot) hre-e-e-e--e-e-e-ee-? (SOUND OF SCOUTS BAT) JUST WHEN I THINK YOU SAID THE STUPID BEST THING! NEVER MERASMUS, YOU JUST KEEP TALKIN- ENNNOUUUUUGHHHH! (sound of gay farmer soldier laughing) YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MERASMUS THE ELDRESS(?) *B-TCH!* (swishing swooshy sounds of merasmus disapearing) WAY TA GO CHUCKLE HEAD! TALKIN (??????) MONEY WELL SPENT! DON'T YOU HELL (??????) YOU MAGGOT! YOU CAN HAVE MY RETARDED ANIMALS! AND I WILL F*CK THEM IN THEIR A** (?????????) M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AHHH! I SAID SHUT UP SHEEP MEDIC! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! *ear rape alert* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEMEMEME (sound of soldiers shot gun) AHHHHHH! YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY, AND NOW YOU ARE... (turns into heavy) *DEAD* *amen* (RETURN OF MERASMUS?!) THE WHEEL SPINNSSS! WHAT?! ITS A WHEEL! IM GOING TO *PE-E-E-E-E-E-E--E-E....* (Sound of Soldiers Blatter problems..) AHHH! JEEZ SOLDIER! *wheel stops spinning* get with the program... You watch... *DING* TEENY TINY *HEADS* AS FORETOLD IN PROFECEEE (i no how spell) LIKE Your tiny heads! FIGHT MAJIC! sh*t AHHH-OWOWOWOWAHH! MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF... *COCAINE* MERASMUS..DID YOU JUST SAY... *COCAINE* YES! NO SOLDIER! U REHAB OHOHOHOH! (soldier smashing into ground) SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIFFFFFFFF (what it sounded like) CEE MENYANA DOUBLE PASSENGER TRAVEL ENABLE THE CAM PASSENGER HAPPY ENGINEER MEMBER OF HAPPINESS *THANK YOU* AH HA HA HA! That COW BELONGS TO MERASMUS! MOOOOooo! (YOU AND ME BA-BUDDY!) (drum noises) WHAT? TEAM SCRAMBLING...*NOW*! (AHHHHHH!) I AM...*STUPID*! FAT BALD..BASTERD! (rekt) Don't you..*EVER* do that again! EHEHEHEHEHEUHHEHHHH SOLDIER. WHATS THAT? C'MON C'MONNN! EHHHHHHHHHHH....*YES!* WHAT? UHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (bombinomnonononom con noises) YOU SAY NO SOLDIER! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT... *MMOOOOOOooo-* (screen blacks out) WELL...JUST YOU AND ME SHEEP MEDIC! (CENSORED FOR YOUR OWN GOOD) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH... jesus christ EDIT: thanks for 100 likes c;

[@卓立群-j8z]

SpicySauce I believe it was DEAD sheep medic

[@johnee-thats-me]

idc lol

[@卓立群-j8z]

SpicySauce A guy fucking a dead sheep medic. *Insert Lenny

[@m0639]

Thank you

[@honeycrisp808]

SpicySauce "and I will fuck them in their asses till they cum" he says

[@Justanotherpyromain]

I'm concerned for you sanity

[@mildlymiffedman9775]

You are, I think this is a perfectly sane thing to do

[@cvnic]

Austin Does stuff I'm concerned for your grammar

[@hubithepyromain6927]

usa national anthem MARASMUS VERSION 0:54 LMAO

[@ScaredSackless4566]

HubertusssGames1454 g

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Just when I think you said the stupidest thing ever, Merasmus, you just keep talking....

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

@@sprtsfanatic1 ENOUGH! YOU HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF MERASMUS!

[@sheriffbutterball7824]

The bat at the end was perfect

[@garrettarnold5663]

@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 THE ELDRITCH *BITCH!*

[@solarvoiid.]

1:07 _"you haven't heard the last of Merasmus the eldritch _*_BITCH"_* gets me every time

[@dQw4w9wgxcq-k3f]

2 days? U r talented

[@datboiagain5656]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING SMOOTHE. " just when i think you said the stupidest thing, merasmus, you just keep talking. "

[@lukebee1152]

2:31 when theres a tie in the voting and you select the option no one wants you to pick

[@johnixburriis]

Hearing Merasmus recite the Star Spangled Banner was so inspiring

[@RaposaCadela]

Well, I'm glad you could finish it even if it was a grind, Payton!! Always good getting videos from you, my dude

[@citizenblu]

1:27 Sheep Medic is TRIGGERED.

[@GIGASPACEBLOB]

1:53 “Like your tiny heads? *THANK MAGIC!!* …shit.”

[@beaglegaming4118]

Me:*hits elbow My entire nervous system: 2:09

[@zuke3438]

mephis gaming omg mood

[@g_nnyu]

Oh my god, I'm really sorry for this medic. He did not deserve it. It must be stroked, fed, combed.. And love! ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

[@gmodenjoyer64]

0:54 petition to make a 10 hour version of this

[@philipgarcia4766]

Iam a farmer this is my cowgineer Cowgimeer:MOOOOO and this is my sheep medic Sheep medic:meeweeeeeeeee

[@splatfan]

What da hells going on?! Says City Boy to farmer Soldier

[@odaik2362]

Not very nice thing to do with a dead sheep MeeM :(

[@GeorgeBPryor]

"Did you just say cocaine??" "No Soldier, your rehab!"

[@louiskeiflin5858]

"You were loud and ugly and now you're-" *changes into heavy* "DED" "-Amen"

[@owltea2252]

May God bless the sheep medic's beautiful voice "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!"

[@RedZeee]

Määääääm

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

nah, that's definitely an ë

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

"This isn't the last you'll see of Merasmus, the eldritch bitch!" Ok that was genus.

[@freetun]

The one person who disliked this was probably merasmus

[@FreezingMocha]

Oh god amazing one, *love the cocaine part* and you got scouts animation perfectly. *Is the super secret project piss train pt3?*

[@Batz1e]

Why tf is this so smooth and stupid at the same time. I’m scared, but I can’t stop watching-

[@zezimakiller44]

Seeing this pop up in my notifications made me moist

[@kairokalaner4497]

0:55 got me good

[@patrik9328]

2:26 I wish i could walk like that

[@bap5741]

"NO SOLIDER, YOUR REHAB!"

[@Reapiii]

Sheep medic represents the suffering all medics including me go through every time we play please love your medics they are your lovers

[@AuraOfLogic]

anyone else want him to finish the merasmus national anthem

[@Puppyjuan_1970]

"Moooooooooooooooooo" -Cowgineer

[@thewheelchairhistorian3424]

Did I just sniffed a powder of cocaine

[@Yakuza-Merkitzi]

Nice job on the animation. Keep up the good work.

[@nowhere2471]

YOU SAY *NO* SOLDIER!

[@Kyotodguy]

Meeeeeee-(hit)agh! I said shut up! Sheep medic, do you understand that?! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@invschematics]

2:43 what? O_o

[@jaidenp5413]

DoomyDoom • hes desecrating the sheep medic body my fren

[@crabhm5537]

Welcome to pornhub

[@AlphaOwl]

Cowgineer will be missed.

[@ElShowdeGyaron]

Sheep Medic at 1:27 - 1:30. What I see: Best. Alarm. Ever.

[@reptilez5798]

that farmer soldier remembers me to one of my uncles

[@Paragon13]

1:27 put this on repeat and make it my morning alarm.

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

Oh Lord. My we meet in hell.

[@malikakbar1821]

"Merasamus the Eldrith /Bitch/" I am dying

[@creatordanger7986]

1:29 I when you annoy a friend and your friend punches you hard sense you won't stop.

[@DanBeau]

"Just as i think you've said the stupidest thing ever, merasmus, you just keep talking."

[@schoolhebrona8846]

0:10 meet the soldier reference

[@Megasaphire]

"Merasmus arrives on a wave of cocaine"

[@nileadam7336]

That's kinda sus at the end

[@NeonTheNoble]

As foretold in prophecy, you'll have tiny heads... LIKE MAGIC! ...shit.

[@areallybadgamer3042]

When your computer crash as you call for a medic ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME

[@ІсаєвОлександр]

1:22 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@hkanima]

weirdly enough, that scout's loadout is same as mine.

[@oksneezy]

smexxy

[@thhrjdh5564]

Farmer soldier: Pewdiepie Sheepmedic: Water sheep Cowgineer: Water Cow

[@revol2933]

Now it's my favourite animation.

[@scp-echo4769]

I expected it to be heavy sheep and for heavy to be like "BaAaAaAaAaAa"

[@jozinek876]

The Sheep Medic made me lose it

[@masoncole1255]

Merasmus: cocaine Soldier: cocaine

[@kevinthoreau9573]

I love thit meem rage🤣🤣🤣

[@ZOMBIESrEMO_Official]

KZbin recommend seems to be fixed now.

[@rocketfacegod]

0:01 btd6 players when there is a boss event

[@letsgoblue9596]

Are we not gonna talk about how Soldier turned Welsh at the end

[@theguybehindyou4762]

0:55 MERASMUS 2020

[@SCRAPchinchilla]

How?

[@MellodyMelon]

"What the hell is your problem?" *P U M P K I N*

[@jacquelinebarton5809]

TF2 in a Nutshell.

[@moj6733]

How Scout is the only normal Person in this Video

[@dothemario44]

Communism in a nutshell

[@camerontorres2017]

I played this back at .25 speed at exactly 1:26 and I completely lost my shit

[@nocturnediopside5750]

We need a full video of the merasmus national anthem.

[@pumpkinton]

The Sheep Medic is adorable.

[@bluengi3878]

Ikr

[@jacquelinebarton5809]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

[@Ribbons0121R121]

cow engineer, build me a dispenser

[@ak-47withafancylivery68]

Me: hits elbow. My entire nervous system: 1:27

[@nicholaslowe1314]

"I said shut up, Sheep Medic! Do you understand that?!"

[@pawatwongwarn5715]

I can't stop watching at 1:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@SolDivisive]

“...pumpkin.”

[@esduinorellanagatorrex4574]

1:48 teeny tiny head!

[@EEMMOsGaming]

Halo was gonna make a similar one but I don't think he ever finished it

[@zagorethedragonhybrid7417]

No one: absolutely no one: Not even the souls of the damed brain cells: Seep medic:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!