The Genuinely Terrible Rail Shooter Everyone Forgot

[@BexxReviews]

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[@TheIrishCrusader]

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[@alekmarroquin6914]

Sorry to reply directly but I wanted to let you know about this insane arcade shooter I saw in my recommended called Dark Escape 4D, you can tell the devs had fun with this one!

[@slagarcrue85]

Wow you can be harsh but your puns and references our hilarious and entertaining girl.

[@slagarcrue85]

For crying out loud the battle against slave 1 in shadows of the empire was a better space ship boss fight.

[@Troopertroll]

Every one of these Bexx videos is a video game encyclopedic treasure.

[@Q_Tura]

As someone who was never into railshooters, I think this video is really important as it put all the compliments given to the other railshooters you've reviewed in a much better light

[@Clockehwork]

Flirting: Ocean Hunter narrator Harassment: "SCORPION BOSS"

[@demsterclippy4252]

Lol great comment

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

when you get down to it this game is just the Harassment version of Johnny Nero Action Hero lmao

[@animeotaku307]

The narrator voice really hammers in how uninspired the boss names are, too.

[@rnlansdownemobile]

Hello? Human resource?

[@chillgamereviews9686]

I love your enthusiasm and willingness to talk about different games than the same couple dozen that always get discussed on KZbin. Moreover, I truly appreciate that you've found an audience without compromising your content. Keep up the great work!

[@grantcole1898]

Rerez: Motion control! People love’em!

[@rzone317]

Good one. *Clap*

[@superjesse645]

Ooooooooooh! I'm the Ghost of the money you wasted on Attack of the Movies 3-D!

[@grantcole1898]

@@superjesse645 Money Ghost: Stop buying these terrible f$&@#%g games!

[@natey_TV]

That Graveyard Gunfight poster is a straight-up ripoff of Monster House's theatrical poster

[@kirbykiller4]

I love your videos, Bexx. I'm really happy the algorithm pointed you out. Your presentation style is so energetic it makes me think of the edutainment videos they showed in elementary school. Really interesting to hear about all these rail shooters too, it's a nice niche to focus on.

[@icantthinkofagoodname.3983]

I remember the NERF n-strike games were also wii railshooters that were actually pretty good

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

“You mess with the Jackal you get the teeth”.

[@aj3ds]

Oh man, I loved this game as a kid, crazy it was also on the xbox at time as well. I know it’s a bad game but I was dying for a rail shooter on my wii and this was my first introduction to a at home experience.

[@MJTRadio]

Found this at a secondhand game store for like 3 bucks years ago. Never played it, never heard anyone say a word about it. Looking forward to learning a thing or two.

[@BJI82a]

I love how you are in depth about each shooter’s level and gun aiming I grew up with rail shooters and would really like to have a collection come out and possibly have them come back into play. I knew I had played the maze of the kings but it was only one time so it was hard for me to remember the title. Another one that I played in one area was a cop one where you had to shoot at more powerful guns one was called doubble rim don’t know the title. Hopfully your next rail shooter vid comes out soon.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

The House of The Dead remake was a pretty good one imo, really fun to ragdoll the zombies after you kill them lol.

[@reviathan3524]

Finish watching Bexx Reviews video 3,2,1 Action.

[@imarock.7662]

I love how Bexx just popped up from nowhere with just banger high quality videos about niche arcade shooters. It scratches a very specific itch of mine. God, its nice to see arcade shooters be recognized by a high quality youtuber and give these pieces of art the love and respect (or in this case ridicule) that they deserve.

[@vinzseika9826]

Bexx Review uploading new video about rail shooter, truly a blessed time we got. Still waiting for your haunted museum review

[@BexxReviews]

Haunted Museum 1 & 2 will both be in October.

[@Mito383]

Feels like a strange compliment to give, but your voice is great for doing long form review/overview videos.

[@MeggaMuffen-jo3rq]

I really look forward to seeing more of your content. I have never really seen anyone go out of their way to review rail shooter games specifically. I especially enjoy when you give fun facts about the real life inspiration for the monsters in game. Such as with the golems being from Jewish culture. That’s the kind of thing that made me subscribe when I first watched your review of The Ocean Hunter. And your review of Jurassic Park rail shooters was phenomenal and brought me nostalgia even though I only ever played the 2015 game myself. You give honest opinions and facts from a perspective that shows you’ve played a fair amount of good rail shooters and good games in general. You have a chill and cool sounding voice with a good sense of humor. And you seem to genuinely enjoy the content that you make. Minus when you have to play a game like this, though the coverage is genuinely appreciated by myself and others, I’m sure. Because even if a game is utter trash I believe in preservation of it regardless, and content like this goes a long way to aid that end. It probably means nothing coming from a person like me who knows very little about the hard work behind videos like this. But I appreciate your hard work and wholly look forward to seeing more of it. I wish you good health and that the next games are more fun to play!

[@lazerdragon9830]

I was like 13 when borderlands 2 had been out for like a year. My mom let me go into GameStop to get some games with my money. I had money for 2 and my mom was rushing me. I got borderlands 2 and since I was rushed I got this game. I hate knowing that I played and beat the whole thing and dare I say…..enjoyed myself. The moral is that even though you’re rushed, pay attention to what you’re buying

[@g_oduofthenorth9618]

TL;Dr: This video unlocked about 25% of a core memory. It's funny, i remember getting this game as a kid.... I'd love to say it was a present from a family member who saw it in a bargain bin at walmart and didn't know better than to spend money on shovel-ware, but I seem to remember seeing this and actively wanting it, because i was one of those kids, ya know? Like, my childhood game library was primarily composed of movie tie-ins and like.... sonic and the secret rings? And the black knight?.... Stupid, that's the adjective I'm looking for. Anyway, i remember getting to the temple level i think? Except I have 0 memory of the space level. Shortly afterwards, I wound up trading it in among several other games to GameStop, who famously had that weird, predatory deal where they'd give you $5 for used games regardless of after-sale value, and of course they wouldn't tell you if any of said games were still worth like... half of their retail value used or anything. Anyway, kind of a moot point, considering that I'm pretty sure the games i traded in were like.... Attack of the Movies 3D, the aforementioned Sonic and the Black Knight.... Transformers 2 for Wii? I think? i feel like there were more, it's entirely possible it was just the first two. Anyway, I probably made about as much money as I was going to get on each game, and in retrospect, I have to imagine GameStop didn't keep that whole thing for long considering how much shovelware was on the Wii.... well, that's it. Good vid.

[@jasonsrensen8009]

There is a new one in Denmark in the theme park Tivoli friheden and it really good

[@LucasCaminha]

I remember seeing an ad for this game in a magazine. I thought it looked dope, but then again, it was a single still image and a description. And even then I got it wrong, I thought the game would be about movie monsters coming out of the theater into the real world, with the player having to stop them. Which in retrospect, does seem like a more interesting idea than just six levels with basic theming and little connective tissue.

[@leahbrown7023]

I have never been so interested in rail gun shooters until I found this channel… I’m going crazy I need MORE XD

[@EmeraldLavigne]

Well, Ross's Game Dungeon did an interesting long video on Carneval

[@zonemorte5053]

That Graveyard Gunfight cover looks suspiciously like Monster House 🤔 Really cool video as always! Love you reviews of obscure rail shooters, keep it up 💪👌

[@waddledeez5084]

You sound like Tails from Sonic and it adds so much to your reviewing/pos

[@Alfenium]

heh heh Tails... it's true

[@pokemaster123ism]

If you’re still doing rail shooter reviews, Brave Firefighters would be a nice one to review

[@thedinofighter7938]

A NEW BEXX REVIEW!!!! I love your content Bexx! Can’t wait to see more!

[@VinylTinyjoe]

I just want to say it’s so awesome to have someone who reviews On rail shooters cause I’ve been into looking for the more obscure ones so whenever I see you cover one I’m like, “wow someone actually knows this exists!”

[@alcole-holic8779]

You know what was a pretty fun rail shooter that was also on Wii? Ghost Squad, I loved that game.

[@WWFanatic0]

One of my favorite from the arcade near me growing up. When I learned you could bump up the difficulties in the missions it was a game changer, literally. It added whole new segments and options. Plus you do a cool handshake with the President after you rescue him and nothing beats that.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

They ported that to the Wii?!

[@alcole-holic8779]

@@tadpolegaming4510 they did, and it’s awesome.

[@SasakiKiyotaka]

I know it's for ease, but seeing it's a 4 player shooter but you're using all of the guns at once at the same point brings back memories of attempting the same/dual wielding at arcade cabinets.

[@masqueradian2028]

I'll always remember this game as that one game I couldn't beat as a little kid

[@Hack_Man_VII]

I found a copy of this game at a used game store for a few bucks. I figured it was cheap enough I wouldn't mind giving it a try. It's kinda like paying money at an arcade. You want to try it at least once. If it sucks, you can at least be glad it didn't cost that much. After all, only good arcade games earn a gamer's respect and will to play more than once. ✌️

[@Phoney72]

Those skeletons walk like me every time I have to get out a chair since I turned 35

[@WhoJustStoleMyName]

Truly, the rail shooter game of all time.

[@jeckles]

Dang, I was super happy to realize she was still making these

[@basedeltazero714]

I like how the sentinel gunship boss flies away like a deflating balloon.

[@lrobin-is8dg]

yay your back!! I love you rambling about funny arcade games! its very chill when I'm drawing

[@FrogofWarRS]

I did not know I needed reviews of rail shooters in my life, especially the bad ones. I do not want to live in a world without these sort of reviews, I eagerly await future rail shooter reviews from you.

[@fermutwo]

Waiting for the 1000-in-1 rail shooter pack 💪

[@BexxReviews]

I should be horrified, but I'm more curious than anything.

[@angrymobsters1599]

I love railshooters so i would be all about it. Even if most are gonna be shovelware trash😂

[@Slop_Dogg]

I saw sharks & immediately thought you were talking about The Ocean Hunter, but that’s a perfect arcade game so I knew it couldn’t be

[@Narum777]

I love the way you narrate your videos, such great humor!

[@robbiealixsantos]

Thank you for continuing to represent the niche community of dinosaur and light gun game enthusiasts

[@theemaleelanusman1299]

I always feel giddy when someone namedrops the EDF franchise

[@Esitaro3670]

The idea of a game in which you get isekai'd into a movie theater and have to fight bunch of monsters from various type of movie genres is really cool and this game had a great concept! And this game just throw the ball the moment they want to make it...also are we gonna ignore the fact that the poster of Graveyard Gunfight almost looks like the poster from Monster House?

[@sharonv3597]

I only discovered this channel today, but I gotta say: You hooked me with your style of videos.

[@S15phil47]

Most underrated videos on youtube, another great one bexx!

[@blacklight2488]

Bexx and their commentary is such a treasure. Never change.

[@Adam-xd9tr]

A shame that the game is shovelware and not even entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. A rail shooter based on various movie themes is a good idea, and one I'd be down with seeing another shot at by a more passionate and competent team.

[@cellularlamp]

Thank you for reviewing so many of these old games

[@Namelessstew]

Id love to hear your take on the raving rabbids games. The first two are probably the only ones worth looking at since theyre the only ones with on rails shooting.

[@Hugelag]

I remember seeing this all the time whenever I went to buy games. Even when I went to borrow games from the library it was there. It always intrigued me, but I never bothered to get it. It seems I made a good choice.

[@notamobilesprout4175]

WOO OBSCURE RAIL SHOOTER GAME ESSAY TIME!

[@bruhjohnson9887]

"Sorry bro can't hang out tonight, Bexx just put out a new video"

[@QMulative]

I'd like to know your thoughts on Intelligent Systems' light gun games. They only dabbled in a couple of 'em with the Super Scope 6, BattleClash, Metal Combat, and 530 Eco Shooter, but they're incredible games that really make you think about what kinds of gaming frontiers can be explored in the light-gun genre.

[@thealteredmind9475]

These are an absolute treasure. I hope you do the Time Crisis or House of the Dead series at some point, those were always my favorite to play in my towns arcade

[@jackwynd9698]

These videos are excellent for falling asleep to! Fun and comfy!

[@Pigpen_YT]

Sometimes shovelware games can be kinda charming in their cheapness but man this looks rough. Sometimes it looks like it'd be fun with friends but sometimes it looks like it'd be the worst thing ever. Also weird the bug level is boderline impossible for solo players and that's the first level. Great video as always!

[@SonicKick]

I'm so glad there's a creator who covers arcade shooters, including the poopy ones. I was actually a little curious about this, didn't know it was this awful lmao.

[@ReanimatedNerd]

i remember my mom buying this for me at target i was just a little kid and some of the levels scared me so id make my older brother play them so id could watch good times

[@coffeeelk6364]

I actually remember having this game as a kid haha. Any chance on covering dead space extraction? Goated rail shooter IMO.

[@theheroneededwillette6964]

I remember this. Honestly it was fun to me. my only complaint was that there wasn’t really a plot and it felt short.

[@mario-mario822]

For the price it is now it would be worth it to me to play and laugh at how cheesy it is. Before putting in house of the dead or Judge Dredd on ps1.🎉

[@NotYourAverageFr]

Haven't been able to see your channel for a long while since I had alot of stuff to do but this is a nice! Also please review deadstorm pirates if you haven't already!

[@yewkyler7686]

Can you make a video about the haunted museum arcade game

[@Sprousey97]

I got this game for Christmas years ago. Finished it in an hour and I was like “that’s it?”

[@michaelgil6383]

The guy at the beginning of every level is great

[@SquishiestSquidy]

As a kid who never got to go to an arcade yet always wanted to, this game was a welcome addition to my collection. I never remembered it being this bad though. I guess that’s just the rose tinted glasses ^^”

[@jlays2185]

I remember playing this game in my wii game

[@jlays2185]

I Dont have the cover for it only a disc and in my usb

[@42dusk45]

Glad I'm not the only person to think of EDF.

[@VictorTorres-ze5wo]

I remember seeing this game when I was at a local Walmart when I was picking out Mario party, I saw this game and was curiously enough wanting to get this game but I decided to choose over Mario party for this

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

First of all great review. Second, I thought we were beyond this "Throw all exotic/foreign cultures together" thing but no these devs literally just missed mashed two completely alien cultures to each other. Also the temple is more south east asian to me, buuuut, Indian culture intermingled with South East Asian cultures so its a fair call. The Buddha head is really too damn big too. Just teleporting you also just suggests they don't understand why none of the rail shooters teleport you. That or, again, they hoped no one would notice. Also 23:05 THat is the most graceful boss death I ever saw. No really. They could of just had it blow up or something in a cheap ass fashion, but they thought a swan dive made more sense. My likely guess for why the last levels were so short is that some where around past the Emperors Tomb, they were running out of dev time, so they had to severly cut corners to meet the dead line. I imagine they originally did intend for you to go into the house, but decided the effort and time to set that up was too much. That or it was just a blatant lie all together.

[@oddbunchyeet28]

Your reviews are up there with mandaloregaming for me. I can watch them a first time and then again later on with my brain turned off. And your looking at obscure games which is doing a public service in my eyes, even crapy old games should be remembered, even if it is just for that.

[@WWFanatic0]

Shame when some studios pump out garbage like this. Either go whole hog and get the stack overflow into being good again, or try to be decent to begin with.

[@rahnal21]

Have you ever heard of Monster Eye 2? It’s a really cool looking monster arcade shooter similar looking to the Let’s Go games that seems to be arcade only unfortunately and I was wondering you have heard/will review it.

[@Nonagonorganic]

Oh god, this game always stuck in the back of my mind as “that bad looking rail shooter that I can’t remember the name of”

[@DEATHxKAGE]

I love Bexx’s voice. It’s so adorable, and Its weird because I start trying to think of what her face looks like with that voice, and then when she cusses it’s kinda feisty 😂. She definitely has a distinct voice, and I love it

[@reshi606]

Rail shooter lady is back

[@docholiday4129]

Holy shit i remember this one! My parents would often buy me some shovel wear trash like this when i was a kid. Anything that we could get out of the Gamestop used games section. Sure it's not the best rail shooter you can play, but i have fond nostalgic memories of playing this with my Dad and Sister

[@aaronbig1]

Have you ever played the dead space extraction? I think you'd like it.

[@neilburns3121]

Loving the light gun game reviews! Would you ever do Area 51?

[@casualtr4sh]

Babe wake up! New bexx rail shooter video!

[@GenuineGuitar56]

Some fun rail shooters i recommend are aliens extermination and Armageddon and terminator

[@red7078]

I’m surprised this premise wasn’t used for a rail shooter sooner (it could work if it had the tone of a game like Illbleed). Glad to see the publishers of Drake of the 99 Dragons release another “””quality””” product.

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

I remember buying this game expecting a unique HOTD like experience but with different enemies and settings, instead I got frustrated by the first level, lowered the difficulty and then got bored throughout the rest of it

[@billtree52]

Your voice is so relaxing. Haha. I love your videos.

[@rzone317]

BTW, good job on your video... This is first time that u talk about a bad game...

[@bionichuteagain2583]

oh im very excited to see someone talk about gaia attack

[@rzone317]

I think that game had a good idea but sadly give u pain in the butt enemies... And I think wanted to give u a cheesy ride that u can play it. The throw rides

[@avpnumber6678]

Oh god I wished for this game to stay in the depths of my mind and never resurface but alas the horror that is other people had suffered through it as well

[@error_404.69]

On face value I'd assume this would be similar to Johnny Nero Action Hero but clearly I'd be mistaken which is a shame

[@Swatman170]

I wonder, will you review any of the Star Wars Arcade games? The Space level here reminded me "Oh yeah, this has been done far better multiple times."

[@rawrdino7046]

This game legit looks like those games you see on sitcoms.

[@hunts4209]

I REMEMBER THIS! Strangely I don't remember much ot it

[@jk966]

OMGGG I’ve completely forgotten about this game, I remember it came with the red and blu glasses and was janky AF but damn me if I didn’t play it till the disc was scratched.

[@buddyzilla4557]

That spooky level boss is just buried Biolante with a Hedorah eye in her mouth..no Kaiju level but then they do this..Toho should sue.

[@buddyzilla4557]

Ahh so you say the skeletons and mummys have some Grabbed by the Ghoulies energy but its a RARE personality in this game? 😏😂

[@Cinderfella_Productions]

Hello Bexx, I wanted to ask if you considering on doing a review on the House of the Dead series? It is *thee* Arcade light gun shooter game after all.

[@teh1archon]

Fantastic video on a game I've never heard of before.

[@brandonsclips7741]

I mean this in the most complimentary way possible but I always forget when I'm subscribed to you until you post again and im like "whos this?" And then i watch your video and its always a banger.

[@wondermaster7271]

Just love seeing these rail shkoter videos Please keep up great work

[@zombiegamercat777]

I played this game maybe 2 or 3 times. Was INSANELY hard.