The German Panzerwaffe - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

This wasn't my best perfomance...

[@justjozua1827]

Pinned and liked by himself whilst using his own emote. Bokoen1 the ultimate goblin

[@AproX_]

They said my İtaly was weak

[@darthnox7958]

I haven't laughed so much in a bo video for a while dude! And if it makes you feel any better I also had no fucking clue there was a river there, it was so fucking funny

[@danielkaner5156]

I love how dankus is acting like he is the best hoi4 player in the world, but in reality he throws the game as often as swimmy

[@eeggllee9728]

sometimes i submerge chips in milk, dry them, crush them up and then snort them but thats only on wednesday's

[@liladoodle]

Germany: *Has 7,000 tanks & 20 tank divisions.* The Allies: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall".

[@i-kun_yeetpain]

The same can be said about the Soviets.

[@joshuacowling2237]

I Understood That Reference 😎

[@Linki8uu]

@@joshuacowling2237 I am the senate

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

The lake keeping the retreat out of Finland cut off sounds like a realistic major oversight that could happen.

[@shadowraven3253]

''The ice is thick enough for the tanks, don't worry!!'' *after the first tank broke through the ice and goes under* ''Uh...I can explain...it normaly is...REALLY!!''

[@daddysempaichan]

It's that one moment where German planned an attack along a road and when they got there they found like, a telephone line instead.

[@jdreyes3745]

Reminds me of that Arma 3 video where the lead tank of a bunch of Leopard 1s ended up in the drink cause of how the map rendered what was apparently a river to look like shallow valley the tanks could cross.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

@@jdreyes3745 Is it Rimmy's video?

[@jdreyes3745]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 "Please don't drive your STuGs into the water, I don't want a repeat of chargedown! "

[@KFP_DonDon_Quixote]

It isn't a HOI4 game without some incredibly genius maneuvers... and by that, I mean incredibly hilarious losses. Thank you.

[@jonnycoolg]

It seems like the games where the Axis ultimately loses are always the most entertaining.

[@lucianobattistoniromero4618]

It's because they go full Downfall LARP

[@Andyliberty0923]

Endsieg mode makes them quite insane

[@hordlood]

Don't worry guys, Steiner is coming

[@davincicode2997]

Arent those like every game?

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

Just like real life

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

"Prepare the next failure!" had so much sweet optimism.

[@cookiecraze1310]

Dankus playing solo: Godlike instant win tank divisions Dankus the second he has to help a teammate: *Aggressive lobotimisation noises*

[@johnsheehy2389]

Dankus heard Bo was going full LARP with the production lines and decided to one up him

[@lemunt4906]

"But then it started going downhill in Africa, then in Finland, Then in the USSR" Hey I've seen this one before!

[@joshuasteele2645]

I think I watched a movie about this one! So this is where the movies got all their inspiration from!

[@kyleolcott1769]

Does anyone remember the episode where Finland held off the Soviets entirely with ghost divisions? I cannot remember the title and have been trying to find it.

[@h0riz0n45]

It’s the American Mechanized video

[@2Links]

I laughed so hard at that one.

[@wceend5791]

@packer

[@connorjones9445]

Isn't it called Operation Bodyguard?

[@petertth2221]

@@connorjones9445 no thats the one where bo deploys the ghost tank army

[@drekbleh7081]

2:16 Oh my God stream sniping your allies to rat out their incompetence Golden would be a nightmare in a dictatorship command

[@bassamalfayeed1384]

08:18 That famous moment during the operation Uranus when the german generals forgot to build a bridge so their troops could retreat across the lake. 🤣🤣

[@saulgallagher5668]

Dankus works well when he can zoom in to 4 tiles with 12 tanks as his entire country's army, every other time he's braindead

[@Kyle49840]

He can compete against micros, but not against macros

[@mosesracal6758]

Hes a general not a bureaucrat. He cannot absolutely macro the size of the earth.

[@azarshadakumuktir4551]

@@mosesracal6758 I would rather say he is a tank corp commander, he isn't good at microing infantry either, literally Rommel or Patton, he is no Zhukov or Rokossovsky.

[@zenknight4839]

At this point, I'm willing to believe that dankus is just a tank commander more than anything, because the amount of times he had shat bricks at this point is insane

[@Merugaf]

"If the Bokoen Pissbomb army encounters a lake it retreats exactly as if it were not there." -General Ratkoen1

[@VideoGameWarlord]

"Prepared the next failure!" That was gold😂

[@BaronVonMott]

"Maybe we will win when Golden joins the war." Has the same energy as: "If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright."

[@sfjuhispst8144]

7:10 Those tanks weren't actually retreating, they were shipping out. This can be observed from their movement being potrayed by a blue arrow versus a grey arrow leading to the sea tile. You can make divisions retreat into a sea tile by manually pulling them out while they are in combat. This is a very strange part of hoi4.

[@AjarTadpole7202]

@@scintilla3957 then why the rollback

[@toxicwaste159]

@@AjarTadpole7202 Because the system is pretty dumb ngl

[@Bokoen1]

If you notice in the video I actually try and retreat them out of the port but it doesn't work. When they start to run out of org they then proceed to get deleted? Even if I couldn't pull out of the port, at the very least they should have retreated into the tile behind the port. Instead they just exploded.

[@joshuanaumowicz5115]

It’s because Bo had last stand on and the tanks ran out of org which, for some reason now, means they just get blipped out of existence. I’ve had that happen a few times

[@AlneCraft]

@@joshuanaumowicz5115 There was no last stand. The small shield is part of the planning bonus exploit that requires you set a garrison order to an impassable spot.

[@lucasvasconcelos5705]

Unironically, Golden didn't do anything wrong in this defeat

[@EarnestVictory]

He didn't get a chance.

[@YotoBoto]

It’s a throwKoen moment

[@GAarcher]

@@YotoBoto snake of dankusmark

[@dylanking6960]

As bad as golden is, he is responsible for the best content on this channel by a long shot. I hope he never leaves. Edit: best HOI4 content specifically, thank you Marek Havrlik

[@Bronimin]

I love him

[@marekhavrlik9851]

Not sure if for best, but he is hard contestant for such role with Swigma. Edit: Thanks to Dylan King for new POV and being a nice member of community.

[@dylanking6960]

@@marekhavrlik9851 Eh, i tend to disagree. Swimmy is just incapable of teamwork, while Golden is also incapable of teamwork, very high octane and occasionally braindead, with the rare spark of manic brilliance - see the Axis United Front episode.

[@purpledevilr7463]

Specked into a personality build, didn’t invest into game playing at all.

[@rimmer123q8]

@@dylanking6960 the thing is golden almost only creates good content for hoi. In other games like vicky he often does not particiapte as much in creating content. Meanwhile, Swimmy is creating content in both hoi games, vicky games, eu4 games and even non paradox games. Some people even argue that he makes better content in hoi4 alone than golden.

[@Andre-uu5xv]

I swear to god Dankus in these videos is either a god at hoi or a fucking fresh installer lmao

[@MisterFoxton]

"I genuinely don't know what to do after failure upon failure..." "Prepare the next failure." Dead pan brilliance.

[@realhawaii5o]

Need more of Golden at the gates of Paris.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

“It ain’t over until the fat lady sings, and boy is she singing!” Is the funniest line of this year, that better make the 2022 recap.

[@Dennisroos]

I think "We're gonna hold Prague until the last man. And there he goes, the last man." is still the best, but this is a solid number two

[@anderslundevall3151]

@@Dennisroos where's that from?

[@Reneus]

@@anderslundevall3151 The Italian Counter D-Day 7:27

[@wetwillyis_1881]

@@Dennisroos That's true.

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

This seemed so much like Golden or Swimmy, but Bo was a pleasant surprise

[@Vatikoto]

"It's Joever" - Rommel after his tank corps gets lost and encircled in a Finnish forest

[@mr.pilgrim1241]

I can only imagine what the allied side was thinking.. they roll back the clock because Bo loses an entire tank army to a glitch, only for him to lose another entire tank army 5 minutes later. Like, how much help can you give a guy?

[@ohior3al874]

Finland: Germany help the Soviets are capitulating us. Germany: Don’t worry I got this. Proceeds to try to link up forces by crossing a frozen lake looses almost their entire panzer corps in Finland. Rest of Finish troops are killed while Germany leaves with the last of their panzer divisions.

[@imme8471]

Dankus is probably one of the top 5 villains in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe ™️

[@georgesmith6218]

German larp just never gets old.

[@riolkin]

Every time I see Dankus on this channel he is fully throwing the game.

[@azarshadakumuktir4551]

Its because he is really good only in a very precise set of circumstances : being on Germany or the USSR, with a coop and a production set nearly exclusively on tanks. After the start of WW2 he stops looking at anything that isn't his tanks corp. Look at his VOD's, its quite apparent. This is because that's what makes you be good in competitive multiplayer where everything often rests on tank micro. But in Bo's videos where he can't play those two countries he is thus generally bad at anything else.

[@madermc2979]

Can't believe the entire country of Finland would change it's to geography to own Bo.

[@reaperking2121]

I dont think I would have ever seen Dankus pull a Drezzel

[@sturm9087]

Its nice to see him change up his blunders from the classic Dankus ones every once in a while

[@tyty-xm8fw]

I don’t understand what they’re accusing him of. his Navy was out because it engaged with the allied Navy and he had garrisons on the port like what the fuck else was he supposed to do!?

[@azarshadakumuktir4551]

@@tyty-xm8fw His navy wasn't at the right place, it should have been in the East, not at Gibraltar, since it was needed to allow and protect a naval invasion from Crete and stop the allies from naval invading behind them while they attacked. As for his garrisons, he didn't warn Bo while they were being overrun, didn't defend supply hubs and instead retreated (which doomed the tanks since they moved slow because of no fuel). Also he didn't cover the tank corps retreat itself, which led to the bug happening at the port.

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

man props to Dankus for the Italy RP. I really thought Benito Mussolini was playing with these guys. and then Bo ordering like 20 tank divisions from the bunker like it was nothing was so immersive. I felt like I was watching a war documentary for a second.

[@onwardtowaffles]

At the outbreak of war in 1939, Germany had 6 armored divisions comprising 2,400 tanks (total, not necessarily light).

[@DerpyMackerel]

Omg that Romania Ball at 3:28 had me on the floor

[@DerpyMackerel]

@@Kristof1 your welcome

[@Hatsuzu]

This dankus guy always throws the game man

[@ethanhatcher5533]

Fun fact, as Bo found out, Tampere is inaccessible on two side because of two giant lakes

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

I just came inside from shoveling snow for 7 hours. Thanks Bo, I needed this!

[@Tommy-qc4rj]

Finland needs a terrain modifier for its lakes to be crossed, in winter, with a 25% attrition rate. At least then, if you click on the lake, and the tile over it, you can do a _historically accurate_ and actually _useful_ trick for fighting in one of the worst places to maneuvre through

[@AdmiralRamenNoodles]

Man the Soviets and Germans really larped at the end there. The Soviet player straight up blew up Army Group Center. And I can just hear Hitler yelling at Speer to up production lmao. Truly one of Fuher moves of all time

[@hellshing4866]

Did Dankus throw or something? This looks like he purposefully ignored everyone lmao

[@MichalisG1821]

“We are a fucking living tragedy dude.” And so they were…

[@joshtompkins1538]

Honestly, I thought this was a Golden episode from reading the intro. I was pretty shocked when Bo was playing Germany.

[@raikaria3090]

I wonder who Germany is... I hear Gol... wait it's Bo? Snake of Denmark showing his own failure? Golden still lost.

[@ChadwickMann]

This is why I love Bo, he's the only one that doesn't lose his shit while he's, well, losing shit

[@allesarfint]

"So in this game the Axis didn't do too hot". Picture me surprised.

[@calebalexanderwhite1601]

Casual hio4 multiplayer Memes, Choas, Lack Of Sleep

[@bacon_1866]

You’ve seen Panzers Meet in Crete, Now get ready for Panzers Pinned in Finland

[@Zelein]

Italy failing to secure supply or assist in North Africa is actual canon in the BCU. From multiple ports all over North Africa to not holding actual ports during a massive counter-offensive. It's like they say: When the Axis queue up, only two option exist: Capable Italy punching above its weight, or the actual soft underbelly of Europe.

[@MrWeeseAChine]

“They called my Italy weak”

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Imagine someone in these sessions choosing to play as Latvia

[@CleonofAthens]

Glad to see Dankus' IQ gradually lowering each game he plays with you all.

[@DarmanMI]

The infamous port retreat bug the pain it inflicts is a constant in hoi

[@joshuanaumowicz5115]

7:23 Bo: musta been a “glitch” Also Bo: *clicks the button*

[@andrewschmidt6328]

Studying for finals, 10/10 great background video. As always keep up the great Vids!

[@MrWeeseAChine]

Watching Boe suffer gives delight to my little blackened heart.

[@B1GCORE]

Germany: *Loses half of their tanks* Also Germany: LOS LOS LOS! Mehr Panzer!

[@theultimatepielord8697]

Dankus is fucking greedier than Scrooge man

[@jacksonstuff3524]

"There's a lake?!" Is a new Top 10 quote

[@gent9358]

"HERR BO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TANKS IN FINLAND!?" "KOMANDANT, THE ENEMY STRAT-REDEPLOYED A RIVER ON OUR POSITIONS!"

[@Groggers96]

1:46 according to Wikipedia, Germany had "1,449 Panzer III tanks ready for combat" by the time operation Barbarossa commenced. So you had way more tanks by this point.

[@aidenlarson9911]

0:01 basically just described what happened irl

[@amongstus4418]

They said my Italy was weak... (it was)

[@Jacob-hx7kk]

3:25 Bo: "Don't listen to Kristoff! He's a fucking moron!" The derpiest Romaniaball I've ever seen: *Rarted noises* Gave me a sensible chuckle.

[@Weste88]

Bo playing germany is still my favourite scenario~

[@Daltastar2012]

6:37 looking at the battlestar pegasus thinking where did we go wrong

[@magni5648]

Okay, that cheeky stunt of buying all the US' oil while the war was already on was actually pretty funny.

[@RedLogicYT]

DAMN THAT MAGINOT LINE TURNED INTO THE MAGINOT CROSSING 🤣

[@akseliloven5093]

Cant wait to see Dankus not make video out of this cause he fucks up so much :D

[@fulcrum2951]

Historically accurate with how germany makes SO MANY different types of afvs

[@shaggybottomtext8363]

Bokoen uploads on the day before midterms starts. What motivation! If Bo is with us no math test can stand against us!

[@spaceiscool7856]

I was legit making monkey noises saying "oo-oo new Bo upload"

[@TrenersLP]

Honestly it's nice to see a losing side laughing about it and not screaming at each other

[@Dorsidwarf]

Bokoens natural enemies: Lakes

[@TricaGamer]

8:30, tank is IN THE LAKE!

[@harrymoulton4358]

The part about the bunker and 20 tanks Divisions kills me 😆

[@pickle2654]

"it's not over till the fat lady sings and by God she is loud right now"

[@North-ESW]

not even 10 seconds in and golden is losing, great start!

[@Argentum_Rex]

8:27 I can't stop watching that moment lol

[@CaptainRhodor]

Never let it be said that Bo only posts his wins XD

[@Syrath101]

They said my ability to get my allies encircled was WEAK.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*Bo can't read a map!* *Get dunked on, Bo Bros!*

[@omegaalpha-th8mf]

"all we need to do is drive west and we are safe men!" proceds to look at the map and see a massive finnish lake- shoots self

[@robloxiangamer3763]

you know its a good day when boe posts right after school!

[@AHersheyHere]

Hitler assures the generals they can be supplied over the frozen lake.

[@rorywilson3252]

Bokoen heroically and bravely ending WW2 years prematurely

[@randomcast3183]

When Germany roleplays as Italy...

[@loonowolf2160]

first dankus doing trolls with fleets and stuff, then bo doesn't see the lake gg

[@realhawaii5o]

9:25 what a shock.

[@Vulcanus3231]

The utter incompetency this round haha

[@SealChonker]

Back to back Bokokoko video? Quite Based.

[@fraginatrix]

If you look closely, I think the lake was also covered by the airfield model, so that might have blocked your view, Bo.

[@Crusader-tu9gb]

I was just about to sleep. Thanks man.

[@adambebb99]

They fear dankus's italy by they I of course mean the rest of the axis

[@elbeto191291]

I watched the lake in Finland scene live. Tbf to Bo I wasn't able to see there was a lake there until I saw the move arrows

[@rovert881]

Best quote “prepare the next failure”

[@forty5864]

"Es ist... unmöglich unter diesen Umständen zu fürhen" -Hitler- Bokoen1

[@Tomoko_Kuroki888]

those tank divisions literally just stood there next to the ships and got butchered

[@music-lv3dl]

Missed the opportunity to name it Panzerwaffle instead of Pazerwaffe

[@coatofarms4439]

This is what it’s like on Shimmy/Golden’s perspective.