The Siege of Leningrad - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@shihao21]

Bo was a primary source for D-Day, Iwo Jima, and Golden can’t take Paris.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Well, obviously Golden can't take Paris! He can't even take Luxembourg!

[@CaliRed1865]

thanks for reminding me of such a glorious moment like Golden can’t take Paris

[@operkoi8954]

@@pieceofschmidtgamer he also can’t even take the Sudetenland from ai Czechslovakia

[@balticbvll2987]

why does nobody remember they were at the gates of paris

[@pablo_giustiniani]

Damn, now I miss 2018

[@6th_Army]

Nothings more traumatizing than getting destroyed by someone who's just fooling around.

[@edim108]

That's one of the most humiliating things ever. Commiting yourself to something and getting outdone by someone who didn't even try...

[@liladoodle]

The Allies: *Get steamrolled in North Africa.* Meanwhile, Italy & Hungary larping the siege of Leningrad: "Oh no, anyway".

[@snoopsauce6294]

Of course the Danish invented the roll. Someone saw the snake of Denmark coiled up, deceptively editing a hoi video and it gave them inspiration.

[@DarthVinatiss]

I get that reference

[@the_sammyp]

😂

[@RahulDevanarayanan]

TRUE

[@4thzone697]

Please get help

[@ДанилаСтецюк]

When Bo breaks the fourth wall, it feels like my paranoia is developing

[@timesnewlogan2032]

It’s not paranoia if you’re right once.

[@RustyIv]

its not paranoia if it actually happens and bo eats your soul

[@donpollo3154]

"Hey there guys, how do you feel about your skin? Yes, you there right now. *Pull off your skin* "

[@chrisporter6421]

It's not paranoia if they're really there.

[@Ваня-л5ф]

Аудиторія з постсовка в бо це приємно бачити

[@benjeiy7347]

Bokoen thanks to you I've started seeing hoi4 everywhere now. I went on my first date ever today with a girl and the whole time I could only think about hoi4. She looked at me and she smiled and I said "You remind me of that one playthrough I had once in hoi4 where I played Japan and beat the USA in 1937" and her smile just stopped and turned into a frown and she stopped holding my hand. I went home afterwards and cried, but then as I cried I started seeing your face in front of me and I started shaking "bokoen reveal to me the truths, teach me how to do navy" but you vanished. I can only think about hoi4. Please help.

[@WielkaPolska-o9t]

Bro

[@Gruubo816]

Bro

[@Blake-hr8tk]

You are mentally ill please seek professional medical help

[@rabniscraft1804]

Is this some copypasta?

[@henrik1220]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[@12gark]

I love how Romania went from "I'm losing and not even watching" to "I'll encircle the entire red army" in a few minutes.

[@chillinnabox]

"we're trying brah." - Ion Antonescu, January 13, 1942

[@kazukikjp]

I like how completely bald Mussolini is with the loral leaves

[@loserlord549]

yea

[@strgunlinr2464]

​@@loserlord549I straight up thought you two were the same account

[@sharkestry1119]

you can see your own reflection on that glorious scalp of his, when the hat comes off he unleashes his true power

[@kazukikjp]

@@strgunlinr2464 in all honesty I was blankly staring at that for 5 minutes

[@alect525]

@@sharkestry1119 "This isn't even my Final Form!!"

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

I used to say Thomas was like, the most low-key consistent person in the group, now he's turning into Swimmy, but without the micro, or endearing neurodivergency. XD

[@sturm9087]

I think the word you’re looking for to describe swimmy is autistic

[@Arexsis]

Thomas has always been a whiner. But I agree it's just getting worse.

[@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х]

Where is Swimmy btw? Recent videos lacked him badly

[@jonathansibrian695]

@@ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х he got cancelled by the squat

[@elfelon9465]

​@@jonathansibrian695 what did he do??

[@gabe75001]

To put into perspective why Thomas was so upset, if you lose the border war with Japan as the Soviets in the TFB mod, you get locked out of the best army reform path. I know from a vanilla perspective, he seems whiny, but he was gameruined to a certain extent.

[@thespicypolitician8186]

Thomas is always a defeatist tho. If anything slightly goes wrong he goes full doomer lol One of my favorite characters

[@senseishu937]

That makes more sense, thanks!

[@alect525]

@@thespicypolitician8186 reverse golden/swimmy

[@Aleph3575]

The problem is that Thomas is always such a crybaby whenever things don't go his way that its hard to sympathize for him whenever he legit gets game ruined. Remember the video where he wouldn't micro as Germany? Or that time when he was host and he set the game to 4 speed in the middle of a push so the Germany players couldn't react? Or, perhaps the best example, the Vic2 video where he got BTFO'ed by China and whined about it all game?

[@GimpedUpNoodle]

@@Aleph3575to be fair in the game he wouldn’t micro Germany it was against a brand new player on the ussr and they didn’t want to have a very experienced player dick on them. For me the episode where he got dragon’s gated was one of my personal favorites in the vic 2 series.

[@italiansandvich6]

That Japan duo had the best energy man love those guys

[@saucyedwin6066]

Oh man a game where the Axis does well early and doesn't throw? What a unique script, never seen that one before!

[@SteelLegionnaire]

“Hey man do you wanna larp up there?” “Yeah sure” Discussion between Benito Mussolini and Miklos Horty about the Leningrad situation

[@fatrobin72]

Adding to the most important conversation of the video... In the UK, we have both cinnamon swirls that we call "Danish" and cinnamon rolls. The swirls are pastry based, whereas the rolls are more of a sweet bread and are vastly inferior.

[@trapical]

Impossible challenge: Find a clip, any clip ever recorded, where Thomas is actually enjoying playing.

[@J00icus]

The eternal curse of the manchild.

[@KnoxZone]

I could hear the hope fading from College as every Axis minor decided to get encircled in the span of a few months.

[@red-square]

Throwkoen1 strikes again. Love the videos Bo, can't wait for victoria 3 MP again

[@todo9633]

You just know when the video ends with victory near but an ally is getting naval invaded that they ended up losing this somehow.

[@billydeewilliams8909]

Bo: I'm gonna get the best commander I have. The commander: Ugo Cavallero.

[@xirock1233]

That’s so sad 😂

[@kajptukta]

Ngl, for some reason cheerfull twin japanballs got me cackling

[@statelyelms]

Your transitions into your subscription reminders just get smoother every time

[@nobas7338]

Imagine just chillin with boys in hoi4 and then bokoen writes something like "losing border conflict made him very upset for the rest of the game" 😢😢😢

[@IDOLA149]

Whenever the intro mentions someone getting tilted you know its gonna be good

[@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714]

Im still annoyed at Gibraltar being 2 tiles and incessable by land.

[@swadianknight9394]

From the intro text I can feel this will be a good script

[@tinytim1789]

Bo can't believe you didn't include the continuation of the cinnamon roll argument where it became racism, nationalism, and Disney land vs Lego land

[@xanthespace5141]

The laughter of you guys seems more... lively and energetic than usual? What happened?

[@Zelein]

The script specifically demanded more laughter.

[@Jakob3000]

Laugh track go zoom

[@Kaiimei]

Honestly I would throw a rock at a bus if it meant getting the reactions from the opposing voice chat during major events xD

[@crawler6019]

5:41 I'd like to think that once the British saw the Italians that they just threw their hands up and were like "Fuck it. We're done. The Med's fucked."

[@darthbob8428]

Thanks for confirming that I won't shit myself if I don't like and subscribe, was worried for a bit there Bo.

[@Jakob3000]

“Set your weapons to stun” 5 seconds later “I Wanna see some Kills!”

[@smokefire3]

with Bo's stuff you can make a check list of: Who rage quits, Who Memes first, Who fucks around and finds out, chances are? they will all be the same couple of people....KEKW

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

Additional idea: Swimmy is either the best player or worst player of the game. No middle ground.

[@TheLordNovo]

Legend has it that they’re still waiting to see the Hungary templates to this day

[@jaywerner8415]

Watching you guys, you are the "top gear" of Grand Strategy games. Swinging between "poggers" and "I will KILL YOU!"

[@mr.tshroud]

Me now having to anticipate when the hoi4 audio cuts so I can skip Bo speaking

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

Needs more Braun and his galaxy brained moves.

[@samiamrg7]

Golden sounding so done with Thomas when they first got in discord very much seems like larping as one of Stalin’s subordinates.

[@unity4328]

Italian battleship breaking some random building in Leningrad apart while Hungarian divisions breakthrough

[@doormanluke5232]

0:21 What Was The Sound? A: An Old Chair B: Someone Farting Or A Person Taking A Sh*t

[@Arthion]

It seems like it's becoming a classic, Axis fails at Barb and keep getting encircled, cue Soviets getting overconfident and overextend.

[@lt.dashkov1079]

0:22 the most historical accurate thing is a leader shitting themselves

[@specificocean2521]

Leningrad has fallen. Millions must D-day

[@andreaandre5825]

Step 1: give romania tanks Step 2: lose the tanks Step3: ??? Step 4: Siege Leningrad

[@SzymonTopol]

Those transitions into asking for subs are better than before, but the abrupt cut of the other guys laugh gave away the moment of surprise, even so I like this method of advertisement edit: I would actually shit myself if you did stuff like this in an actual game (like the gag with the "Opera GX today's sponsor")

[@illican]

3:56 the xeno destruction? 🤨📸

[@jtojagicc]

can confirm, we call the cinnamon (and all other similar pastries) rolls "Danes"

[@celestiaitree]

another bokoen1 upload, another good day

[@wilhelmrk]

Watching the beginning of this episode on the shitter made me glad to be subscribed, who knows what would've happened if I wasn't?

[@Goose-cq6ib]

"I'm gonna get the best commander I have" *selects level 2 general*

[@marxel4444]

We dont shit ourself for your videos! We explode on each other backwards!

[@NoMouthNoScream]

Bo has to be sneaky in order for us to listen to him atleast for a second, that's pathetic

[@billydeewilliams8909]

I adore Cho King so much

[@mullerman1104]

Here in Germany we call Cinnamon Rolls „Zimtschnecke“(Cinnamon Snails), and Denmark is closer to Germany than Germany is to Sweden, so it’s probably because the Danish invented it.

[@drakehaun2111]

Thank you for the hard work this time

[@nathanmccauley6813]

I would love to see a series explaining what's going on to a noob. Hi I'm Troy Mcclure, you may remember me from short films like : What's a tank battalion, and, Why do we need 20 width units. Seriously though, I know why some stuff is happening and I love laughing at some meme shit but the rest I watch and just feel dumb. Please make me feel smarter! Not Rommel smart but Australian smart?!

[@ethanyeung6216]

I know it's been a while, but twenty widths are normal for cheaper defensive units, while forty widths are often used to put a bunch of offensive firepower into one unit. Twenty widths are for raw numbers to fill the line.

[@neffels8768]

I dont think iv see yall roll over the sovietbros this much before

[@lulkak2664]

2:47 not sure if the player name "RIP Vasily Bluker" is part of the tilting or not

[@AAA-qk1vl]

Its clear that the sweet roll is a Norwegian invention

[@owllegostopmotion7633]

I haven't been this early since bokoen invented the glorious cinnamon snail

[@asriellian]

Very good script this episode!

[@bruh5912]

I love watching bo getting gangster on people.

[@chandlergloyd4230]

bo you accidentally cut out the part where you pan over to france for a second and its just fucking gone

[@RubberToeYT]

These subscribe transitions are getting smoother and smoother

[@holyordersoftheemperorsinq246]

Do not let this flow of events distract us from the fact that GOLDEN LOST

[@jave2274]

Would be nice to see the final peace deal at the end, just the resuluts

[@logoncal3001]

I love your stealth shills.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

o_O “Dude, I didn’t see it either.”

[@randomstate2987]

Ayo it Be A Hoi4 video with absolute big brain plays

[@Timthetokeman]

I shit myself and liked the video just for bo

[@Gage_The_Comrade_or_Something]

That transition from the stream highlight to the plug to get people to subscribe at 0:38 was so smooth that I hate it, but love it, but also hate it.

[@joelreimer7922]

I was actually in the bathroom watching this video and I actually got scared fir a sec

[@theweirdclasher3955]

He forgot to show the part where he fucked himself over on that last naval invasion because he blew up the suez

[@MyszonxD]

One of not many games where Bo teammates actually do something very good

[@GodSpeedYouCamus]

Most optimistic Thomas game

[@friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349]

It was Spain gettin an advisor

[@eragon4249]

In the background of the video I could hear someone's smoke or carbon dioxide detector beep. Tell them to change the batteries Bo

[@johnyoung4441]

God I hope that was a fart.

[@mumi-wd2rc]

I would love to play HOI multipayer with randoms but all the rules are low key impossible to remember.

[@Youcanatme]

How can you call it siege of leningrad and not finish the siege?

[@elyisusking3603]

i'm surprised this is a gameplay of incompetent allies and Bo is not part of the Allies lmao

[@forniteisbad9450]

The subscribe and like the video thing is starting to become a jump scare...

[@louisdbs5699]

We need a part 2 please !

[@marcuscyl6653]

Thomas was very mad lmao

[@PUR3STALK3R]

I wanna see a full unedited game of one of these

[@artofthepossible7329]

Go to Twitch.

[@ekulzonum]

Just look up bokoen streams, someone uploads them here

[@patriciocepeda3366]

Good video

[@cookietongs]

It’s no longer Joever, we’re Barack

[@ops3892]

I wish this were longer then 10 minutes

[@alperenn6377]

04:11 look how made up their reactions are they dont get suprised from that bcs they know its goin to happen its all in the script

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

Sweden invented the cinnamon roll bo ._.

[@benmurphy9732]

actually kind of sweet how nice golden was trying to be to vinton

[@taptiotrevizo9415]

Bokoen1 going with the rl larp script

[@scrawnybaguette]

Did you guys win or lose that game. No explaination at the end?

[@guyfromcollege]

Axis win

[@europeanmappin]

help ever since i started playing hoi4 i havent seen a woman how to patch? is there a dlc for it? maybe a mod??? please help!!

[@SteelLegionnaire]

You need to check your focus tree. There’s a focus called “touch grass” ( it’s mutually exclusive with keep playing) then you move down to take a shower and go for a run. After that you can do the “go for a date focus” and with the modifiers from the previous ones you can see a female person. You can do this man!

[@europeanmappin]

@@SteelLegionnaire thank you bro! im gonna nolife hoi4 for that focus now, youre the best!

[@oliversherman2414]

This is hilarious 😆😂

[@sigurdandreassen4800]

Can confirm Bo is wrong. The Cinnamon roll is actually Norwegian. (Source: am Norwegian + Trust me bro)

[@tylereckberg2864]

Pog Bo video

[@Mustang-wt1se]

Classic Romania trying to throw

[@rebelsj2159]

What kind of super divisions were choking training up?? New meta?

[@bobort2085]

Bokoen thanks to you i've started seeing hoi4 everywhere now. I went on my first date ever today with a girl and the whole time i could only think about hoi4. She looked at me and she smiled and i said "You remind me of that one playthrough where i played Japan and beat the USA in 1937" and her smile just stopped and turned into a frown and she stopped holding my hand. I went home afterwards and cried, but then as i cried I started seeing your face in front of me and i started shaking "bokoen reveal to me the truths, teach me how to do navy" but you vanished. I can only think about hoi4. Please help.