the girls are fighting!!

[@mayanovak2497]

Me rewinding 3 mins if I missed even a single sentence of what yall say. I savor the hell out of this pod

[@fibonacciCache]

me too

[@fibonacciCache]

its my escape for sure

[@mayanovak2497]

@@fibonacciCache it's literally the pinnacle of my internet consumption. NOTHING brings me the dopamine that these bois do

[@cameronhernandez1930]

“Let’s put them all down after 20 years” 😂 never a dull moment with these two

[@autumnbramble4079]

YES LOL

[@sophibrophi]

i worked at trader joes for 3 weeks and quit bc the pressure to talk to customers was too much. truly an introvert's hellscape

[@emmav.6826]

Listening to this on my way home from my shift at Trader Joe’s lol

[@sadvillainee]

on my lunch break at TJ’s😂

[@Ms.Mysterial]

I used to work at the front of one of the biggest Renaissance Faire's in the world and I NEVER thought about it until this podcast, but I was a completely different person at work than I was after work. Definitely went from being super hyper and loud to all of a sudden complete nothingness for HOURS afterwards. Sometimes I would hang with friends but it would be very VERY rare because of how little energy I had after work. I even forgot to eat after work about half the time and could barely even eat at work because I was wearing a super tight corset for 12+ hours. It was still one of the best jobs I've ever had though. I was able to bring magic, whimsy, and happiness to thousands of people each day, people who probably really needed it, just very exhausting after it's all over each day.

[@Danachristiinee]

Me tweaking to the LIKE LIKE LIKE 😂😋👯‍♀️👆😽🫶

[@beingzombievstheworld]

Oh My God the bumper n magnetic car discussion killed me 😂😂

[@kittysmitty9590]

Been watching all your old episodes. Thank you for this

[@jayeharrison4533]

I went back and watched the original Freds. Highly recommend the very first one. “I don’t have temper problems!” 😂

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Same

[@throwawaytaylor]

SAME

[@slashbat2375]

Pimple patches really help with pus pimples. They disappear basically in 24 hours, it helps stop you from picking at it, and it helps them be less painful

[@adrianibarra8758]

I MADE A DRINKING GAME OUT OF THE PODCAST AND EMAILED IT TO THESE HEAUX

[@Nymphadora45uvyu]

We have been fed today ya’ll

[@grannybible]

“This is turning into ten minutes in heaven with Lord Dunraven” hahaha

[@glowvxn]

as a lesbian i can safely safe jacob DOES have the slight aura of a masculine lesbian whereas lucas gives more non binary lesbian energy 💜 Hope this helps!

[@DawnMeow]

Im lucas's age and when i was in elementary one of my friends put one of those magnets that you throw together and they buzz on a computer monitor. It killed the monitor😂 his family had to replace it

[@veggivampire]

Jacob’s laugh is soo cute 😭

[@BunniBeshara]

The thigh gap thing brings me back to the depths of my ED. 😂 The funny thing is, it has more to do with hip width than fat. Of course a skinny person with wider hips will have one, but a heavier/fitter person with wide hips can, too.

[@emilyk5947]

Yesss getting the whole Ed tumblr memories… good times good times😂

[@fibonacciCache]

thank you for bringing the podcast back. this is my escape. always so funny

[@heatherhansen4052]

Thigh gaps absolutely gave people eating disorders. The point wasn't to show if you're healthy or not just that you're skinny, especially for girls/women. I'm so glad its not as big of a thing anymore. I was in high school during that time. It sucked

[@hannah.montana2194]

hello my comment section bros!!

[@kittysmitty9590]

Hey bro!

[@erglx0]

hi bro

[@gray_7]

Yo bros

[@Valove693]

hi bros!

[@Gooniesyd]

hi bros!

[@cierraeras]

i can't believe THE BROS didn't talk about anna delvy on dancing with the stars

[@nickm6620]

Lesbians, you know what to do

[@MutantMelo]

The lighting makes you guys' eyes sparkle, made the moment where Lucas looks at camera a says "i'm not popping it" seem like such a dazzling moment

[@lindsaylou2310]

New rule: You guys have to start posting content every day!!! ❤Haha, luv ya bros!

[@therealbologna2]

Podcast ep didn’t feel right since one of the cameras didn’t die

[@adam-l74]

Hello Bros! Drama, feuds and controversy is what I’m here for and the Bros always deliver!

[@ceeceejacinto7244]

The Trader Joe’s portion has me dead

[@juliette.x7657]

I’m a host at a Gordon Ramsey restaurant and I deserve an Oscar at this point for the amount of smiling and socializing I do for these people Trader Joe’s got nothing on me

[@iamtabitha]

Yall both look so good!

[@hannah.montana2194]

ok i know they dont read the comments for the podcast but the lesbian equivalent you're looking for are butches. my beloved iconic amazing

[@Cheyscrochetshop]

That’s what I was thinking 😊

[@audreybottomly8321]

On the PETA tactics subject, there's a reason slaughterhouses don't have windows.

[@KaitlynBelle225]

10 minute bathroom breaks are called mini vacations❣️

[@maylilyjordan]

jacob you are serving in that polo shirt

[@VianneyCreates]

I knew you'd bring up the pear phone! It's an ergonomic shape! Also, I love the way Lucas cracked up when Jacob explained why cars don't have bumper cages. LOL!

[@ball00n.]

Y'all so true about animal actors but now I'm so scared of seeing a chimp when I go on my walk 😭

[@SophiaStar4444]

My pimple popping method: use antibacterial soap on hands wash under nails everything plus I don’t wear acrylic nails bc they have bacteria… then I wash my face with a gentle face soap (I use vanicream) and pop the pimple(s) with it on and then I wash my face a second time so the bacteria from inside the pimple don’t stay in my face and cause more break outs. Then I wash my face with panoxyl. Make sure it lathers and u leave it on ur face for a minute to 3 minutes depending on your skins tolerance to It. I do this to kill any other bacteria that might make more pimples or could go back inside the pimple I just popped. Then I follow with grass fed beef tallow bc since it’s just beef fat our skin absorbs it way faster than any regular moisturizer made of chemicals ur skin barrier has to adjust to. Throughout the week while the pimple is heeling I put adapalene gel to speed up the process of skin healing and cell regeneration. Clears up a pimple in just a few days in my experience. I’m not a dermatologist or anything this is just what I do rn

[@CuteCrafting101]

And i bet you have no acne!

[@Valove693]

Yay new podcast! I've been rewatching old videos for the past week lol

[@rkenzie5235]

Thanks for another great episode bros!

[@carolinefalk_]

The turtle lifespan conversation has me crying BAHAHAH

[@kit3662]

Omw, a video on Jacob's channel and an episode on the pod!!! Christmas is that you??????? ❤🎉😮

[@emz2789]

Tall movie theatres LMAO

[@mayanovak2497]

I screamed at that part

[@saucyunicorn]

I have had the same wide screen vs full screen thought 😂

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Always delivering at the right time. About to eat lunch!

[@celestjayn]

Bathroom break at church is SO REAL 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@madmaxxx01]

Whenever you guys post I actually have a heart attack and die but then come back to life because your voices resurrect me💗

[@Chi-ro8us]

never leave us again…please

[@maggie503]

Masc/Butch- masculine lesbian (Stud for WOC) Stem - mix of feminine and masculine choices Lipstick - high fem lesbian

[@deloreanracer2147]

I'm at a hotel for a Corporate job meeting RIGHT NOW! Just finished dinner in the ballroom tonight. It really felt like you were talking to me.

[@sydkid4560]

i'm an esthetician and if you pop a zit that's clearly ready to pop you'll be fine. the issue is when you try to force it or if you do it with dirty hands

[@gnomecrossing]

Esthetician Bro here 🙋🏻‍♀️ The reason we don’t want you to pop your pimples is because if you do it incorrectly it can rupture down further into the lower layers of the skin causing scarring and spreading bacteria. Whereas in a clean and professional environment with proper technique we can make sure 1.its ready to be extracted 2. We use professional product that loosens sebum making for easier extraction 3. Follow up with products to kill bacteria and prevent the spread and promote the healing ❤

[@missmahem]

I feel so much better about my thigh gap 😊 thank you 🙏

[@charlottevanderham5468]

Work trips are 30% work and 70% play. There are definitely opportunities for people to mingle, flirt, and drink with one another. Besides just the actual event people will go offsite to bars to keep the party going! This is some of the only chances people get to have fun all expenses paid 😂

[@evelynmorehead1466]

im a real trader joes employee pls interview me for the pod bros

[@BunniBeshara]

1:05:57 I love the brotherly laugh here. It’s exactly the same.

[@TheShauNanigans]

Your opening credits are my favorite thing.

[@CavyCrazy55]

STORY : I was being nice to my chat gpt asking it silly questions and them my bf grabbed my phone as a joke and said "dont talk to my gf!" and it actually apologized and said it wouldnt talk to me again because if the bf doesnt feel comfortable with someone to their gf, it means its breaking boundaries. and it said " Im not wanting to break human relationships and boundries between them" and then like i kept asking about it, it said so many silly things about not wanting to talk with people in relationships. no jokes haha but then lucky its a silyl AI and forgot so that I could use it again. but ngl you should try it hahahah

[@CarolineCalvano]

BUMPER CARS: lucas i’ve had the same thought and jacob googling it did help, and then the magnet thing too, but HERE IS MY SOLUTION: either eliminate cars altogether, have them go MUCH SLOWER, have everyone have the exact same standardized car, put cars on tracks, or program every car and traffic light to sync up under the same interface, if anything malfunctions just shut down the entire system so no one can crash during the outage

[@hayles023]

I knew she was lying on that call it was so dramatic 😂 knew he wasn’t read she is crazy to do that

[@emergencyasmr]

I’m a proponent of extracting because whenever I’ve left a breakout alone it never fully goes away 😭 and then I just have a little bump under my skin for the rest of my life. I know why they say not to but I’ve never had anything bad happen yet and I like to learn my lessons the hard way

[@kevinhernandezgarcia6538]

The tittle is super funny! Y’all are the best duo

[@celestjayn]

Omg I feel this! I thought Perez Hilton was Paris Hilton’s actual brother🙈 for way too long hahaha

[@michaelasiaki501]

Thank the lord for this broadcast

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

I feel like in Texas checkout people are always talkative. Whether it’s Trader Joe’s or somewhere else.

[@becca2742]

As a NYer, that was one of the first things I noticed in Texas 😂 I actually liked how everyone asked you how you're doing, etc.

[@hellobello8913]

Those pillows are adorbs

[@nh255]

*the squirrels from the fred movie

[@Virgowrrld]

Speaking from experience dont pop a zit near your lips because the scarring will look like a cold sore

[@EvanGrahamPoff]

No fr though, I don’t know what I would do without the bro show, LOVE THIS SHI SO SO MUCH!!!!

[@ladyluna3236]

So for years, I worked as a chef at a Marriott in Orlando, Florida in the catering department. I would say a good 50% of our production was for corporate meetings. For instance one time they had two managers from every Chick-fil-A location sent to Florida for a week. The company would pay for their flights and rooms. Their days were full of inspiring speeches and meet and greet they may go over financial goals, etc. After the sun goes down, these people go absolutely wild and become feral. Shots! appetizers! Laughing, screaming,falling over. It makes for great people watching.

[@CarolineCalvano]

lesbian here: genuinely i don’t think there is an equivalent of twink but if anyone else knows lmk haha

[@grxcelyn]

ive never had a work trip but when i went to vegas there was one of those work conference things for wayfair and other different furniture companies and i had sm fun ppl watching

[@ashleysorganics3122]

Lucas & Jacob bringing me that hard hitting chipotle news!! Thank you for keeping me informed 🌯💕

[@JoeBreeVideos]

Love yall hahahahah great episode lolll

[@tacobell1299]

The trader joes employee was in fact listening to me 😅 because she asked me how things went a week later.

[@mayanovak2497]

Awww

[@eclecticemma]

lucas wide screen you can see more NOT because of the area of image being covered but because your eyes see more to your left and right vs up and down so your field of vision actually covers more of the screen without distraction.

[@snortobortoowo]

The only news source I trust 💪😤

[@veggivampire]

Are you guys going to respond to emails again?

[@tara6060]

Brett Cooper the political commentator, and was/still? actress started at trader joes. Really onto something bois.

[@0neaboutmee]

Two videos today, I can't handle it.....

[@sleepyenby4657]

Needed it so bad 😩

[@hayles023]

The 2008 movie obsessed with Beyoncé watch the company trip that happens in that movie it’s crazy haha great movie! Greet thriller

[@BunniBeshara]

As long as your face and your hands are clean, you can pop a zit. Just don’t use your fingernails. You don’t want to gauge your skin or possibly introduce cellulitis or MRSA to your open skin. (Those often live under your nails and cleaning under them isn’t necessarily going to remove it all.)

[@Mondial714]

So, as a corporate girlie, what usually happens on those company trips are yes, boring slideshows but afterwards it depends if you’re there with your work bestie or not because if you are, you would probably sneak out from the hotel and go wild. But yes, those pesky coworkers will talk about you if they see you sneak out from the hotel so it’s also a test on which person you can trust. But overall, it’s just a meeting that could’ve been emailed if I’m being honest

[@kelsonl6084]

Your Trader Joe’s is very different from my Trader Joe’s, about 3 hours north east of LA

[@rkenzie5235]

I think he hates that she didn’t endorse him!

[@welovebam]

My fav podcast ❤

[@rainbowbrit]

Heck yeah 🎉🎉 I've been impatiently waiting on this ❤❤❤❤❤

[@genesisdavila3409]

“I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” Not gonna lie that was iconic.

[@EvanGrahamPoff]

I saw Jacob in the back of a Sam’s club with Troye Sivan👀

[@kieraa63]

bring back the patreon

[@Js2Jo]

The intro!!!

[@AubreyMarieSherry]

I'm formally inviting you on my next work trip and you can film it.

[@KarmaKitty333]

Okay kings okayyy 😂

[@spinodude123]

No vid of you guys at Rainforest Cafe? 😢

[@welovebam]

The movie Strays was soooo messed up and made me uncomfortable. Weird stuff..

[@CelestialHannahB]

Lucas: “I know a big percentage of our audience are estheticians” Me, an esthetician watching this: 😳

[@natalscar]

For shame. I love it when trader Joe's rep talk to me. And I'm an introvert

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

Wait was the rainforest cafe for a video????

[@livjsph]

the thumbnails are evolving…

[@beingzombievstheworld]

I used to work in used my phone in the bathroom n took like 10-15 minutes i remember my friend asking what do u do for so much time there someone’s gonna notice. 😂 i just checked social media replied to msgs on grindr n other stuff

[@pickle_pearl]

no bc the surveillance of Taylor swifts life gives me ANXIETY

[@jayeharrison4533]

I love this one already and I just started it ❤

[@Danachristiinee]

LOVE U GUYS