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@Dillwhacker1219 сағат бұрын
HIII MR ROANOKE
@davidrajaruzicka554618 сағат бұрын
SUBNAUTICA!!!!!
@privateName41918 сағат бұрын
Film shot entirely using trash cans.... RESPECT ++
@DarthWombat18 сағат бұрын
Bruh... How did you comment 3hrs ago on a video that was only uploaded not even 1hr ago?
@mkinkade710318 сағат бұрын
She was able to be resuscitated, after 6 minutes because she already had severe brain damage, so nobody will notice if her I.Q. drops from 60 to 30.
@poseidieux666519 сағат бұрын
Not even 10 seconds in and the angler fish slander is already going... smh
@Professor_Nika1319 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@erikwilliams156218 сағат бұрын
That's 9 seconds too long
@randomcast318318 сағат бұрын
Is it still slander if it's true?
@tribblefluffer18 сағат бұрын
Save the Angler Fish!
@noodlegod279718 сағат бұрын
The first thing he spoke about 😭
@idrescyrilaeithusritikamaq89618 сағат бұрын
As a marine biology student, the anglerfish slander is unwarranted. It’s the freshwater dolphins that need to be on a list
@borttorbbq255618 сағат бұрын
Agreed. Though I mean if we're just going with appearances though the weird pink dolphins are very cute compared to the atrocity that is the female anglar fish face. Yeah I know the males don't have a very pleasant face either but the female is the one everyone thinks of. The river dolphins are uncomfortable realistically that's true of almost all dolphins except killer whales but that's beside the point. Actually aren't false orcas still dolphins. So I guess maybe them too but all of the dolphin dolphins. All I'm going to say is moray eels and baby Whales. Dolphins are also incredibly smart as proven by their literal capacity for evil. Sorry not sorry for the ramble.
@Anglerfishinatrenchcoat17 сағат бұрын
Someone gets it
@ruxcooking17 сағат бұрын
Something an anglerfish would say
@captainnuttybuddy915316 сағат бұрын
Oh god, someone get Roanokes' attention!! They've made it onto land and learned how to type!! The war with the monstrosities known as the anglerfish has begun!
@joebaker558115 сағат бұрын
It goes a long way that there are no legends of an angler fish dressing as a human to come on land and r word someone.
@ryang693118 сағат бұрын
I think it's wild that James Cameron not only holds the record for deepest dive, but how well designed his "diving bell" was
@Liftedwheelchair8 сағат бұрын
He spared no expense
@lunar_proxy4 сағат бұрын
bro just really wanted to see the titanic fr
@saucedon939414 сағат бұрын
34:42 missed opportunity for "OceanGate Pt2 Chtulhu Boogaloo
@JJmike36-5019 сағат бұрын
You know what the worst fate is being in the deep dark ocean while not knowing what is watching you while you try to see what is trying to murk you and the anglerfish
@travit66616 сағат бұрын
0:17 this is the best running gag ever Your sheer hatred for the anglerfish is hilarious I love it
@DeaD1te13 сағат бұрын
im impressed it took a full ten seconds to get the angler fish rant started LOL, well played papa roanoke
@ianfraser955418 сағат бұрын
Just want to point out you pronounced "Miskatonic" perfectly. Well done, good science.
@KissatenYoba4 сағат бұрын
He didnt notice that this miskatonic is in london instead of usa tho
@Graver81-6913 сағат бұрын
22:15 😂I’ve used the term “load bearing cardboard” before at work😂😂
@jasperwalker285915 сағат бұрын
I once told my brother the electro magnetic fields from the motors on light rail trains is why he had to deal with so many crazy people on the way to work...
@thatguy4414819 сағат бұрын
Roanoke drop the act we know you're a angler fish sleeper agent
@Fallout313118 сағат бұрын
Oh shit I never thought of that 😮
@borttorbbq255617 сағат бұрын
He doth protest too much
@gilgeaschwithkerk234416 сағат бұрын
No, he is with the squids to bring us to kill all angle fishs.
@jaymeVos13 сағат бұрын
@@gilgeaschwithkerk2344Oh, well now I feel conflicted.
@thecricketeer30117 сағат бұрын
Gears, Futurama, dbz, south park, zombies and more references …… this place feels like home
@WhiskyNova14 сағат бұрын
Makes me want to see how a breakdown of Color out of Space would be like
@RebelHuntersMead19 сағат бұрын
Ahhh Angler Fish, Roanokes #1 op put here by god himself.
@mxsterd103118 сағат бұрын
god had to put it there, cause without it, Roanoke would be too powerful
@azzlackguhnter563516 сағат бұрын
The Arch-Opp
@garyoak96494 сағат бұрын
Millions of years of evolution preparing life for this rivalry
@xnxsparks779918 сағат бұрын
I use to get migraines all the time when i was younger and whenever i got the eye problem, i always called it the fuzzy eye. Thank god that it doesn't happen much anymore
@Fallout313118 сағат бұрын
9:00 this reminds me of that college kid that jumped off the cruise ship last summer and was never found, RIP dude
@toomanyinterests227115 сағат бұрын
Well I would also go missing if a tiger shark and friends put me on the menu, why no one stopped him I cannot even begin to fathom or were they all that stupid and unaware that sharks are more active at night.
@Fronken8911 сағат бұрын
He will always be remembered as one of the finer Darwin Awards nominee.
@HedgehogSpeedSonic10 сағат бұрын
29:48 Supercell? No no, nothing less than Perfect Cell.
@PsychoTy199819 сағат бұрын
Praise the Deep ones, the ones who came before and shall rise again. I'll always tune into a Lovecraftian tale.
@donaldn579818 сағат бұрын
Cosmic horror is always peak
@sammy_1_116 сағат бұрын
The South?
@TheKaos812 сағат бұрын
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftagn!
@fourpony456618 сағат бұрын
30:00 Not sure if I should admit this, but I think I know where they got the tentacle prop from.
@marsar177517 сағат бұрын
well, least you arent alone
@chrisspiker542215 сағат бұрын
Well? Spill.
@fourpony456615 сағат бұрын
@@chrisspiker5422 If you must know, look up a Sinnovator Dagon.
@O5-XIV14 сағат бұрын
Japan want's the Prop back 😏
@b42charlie13 сағат бұрын
If it didn’t come from The bottom of your sock drawer you’ll be ok
@Jestertdye18 сағат бұрын
19:34 I have this same issue. I get large swaths of my vision that are blinded, as if you looked at the sun then looked away. It’s tough to explain, but my first one was pretty alarming.
@kevinmadisson91016 сағат бұрын
Same here. Got my first when i was 15 in school. Thought it was going to be permanent. Went away in bit right before a crushing migraine hit. Fun times
@lunar_proxy3 сағат бұрын
i get a ring between my peripheral vision and central vision that i can see through... and the rest are unidentifiable dark auras. i literally become 95% blind 😭usually starts as a blind spot in the middle of my vision though and if i can identify that i can medicate/treat it and MAYBE avoid the oncoming migraine. if not it just gets worse and then it all collapses. as a like 11-12 year old i was terrified and thought my eyes were dying and my life was over. then the actual migraine destroyed me completely 💀
@charlesbecker46322 сағат бұрын
I once got that blind spot in the middle of my vision while working at McDonald's. I worked through the lunch rush while only being able to use my peripheral vision
@ceu16019316 сағат бұрын
Did Roanoke make video on Barotrauma's parasite? Which is quite unusual, as it not only can adapt body to pressure and lack of oxygen, but also, under certain circumstances, can be turned into symbiote.
@alexandriawilliams-brooker947518 сағат бұрын
the slow fade in of the Ocean Gate submersible
@Kaneblade249216 сағат бұрын
0:10 😂 10 sec angler fish catch strays loll
@benny_lemon512315 сағат бұрын
Oh it wasnt a stray 🎯 😂
@charleslindberg82915 сағат бұрын
It was a tactical nuke.
@SkeleMan8711 сағат бұрын
Direct fire.
@ruweberiv9 сағат бұрын
I love his hate for the angler fish 😂
@fireball756776 сағат бұрын
thats not stray fire thats directly aimed 😂
@BlackSunCompany11 сағат бұрын
This feels like a fever dream mashup of Space Truckers and The Abyss.
@MiddlePath0073 сағат бұрын
Was space truckers the one with the badguy who has, um, robot downstairs parts? The truckers were in some rotating space café and ended up transporting some super robot assassin things? I haven't thought about that movie in a long time. Was Dennis Hopper in that?
@vexxama16 сағат бұрын
I’m begging you, please do a full length video about real life angler fish
@SAMOS-ts5vy14 сағат бұрын
This has to be one of the best channel's on you tube!
@ESCMenagerie17 сағат бұрын
From the way you described this movie it sounds like it would be perfect for ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’! 😂 Great video as always!
@roberthill554915 сағат бұрын
Dude… Even MST3000 had standards. I think I paid $1.99 to watch this on Prime. The should have paid *me.*
@RigItRay13 сағат бұрын
I watched the USCG inquiry into Ocean Gate. The controller is the least sketchy thing, that says a lot.
@Dagian_Jade3 сағат бұрын
Word! I saw that modified "game controller" on "60 Minutes" and thought the guy was nuts-- but then they started showing how the crafts were made, and I was like... "They're dead. Maybe not the first few dives, but he's gonna kill someone all due to his narcissism." Watching the Inquiry sadly confirmed that the "experts" will let rich asshats do anything as long as they keep throwing money at them. And the lone, decent guy who tried to blow the whistle on the impending disaster is litigated into silence. 😡
@nategarage19 сағат бұрын
Day 39 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.
@captainawf234119 сағат бұрын
Subautitainthappeningbro
@benmichlitsch5619 сағат бұрын
Someone teach him how to mod it for multiplayer.
@luclin9219 сағат бұрын
To be fair isn't subnoticas infection perfect within his field of science?
@fancypantsmanface244519 сағат бұрын
Need to post this on his gaming channel: @roanokehorrormoviebrakedown
@BLOODKINGbro18 сағат бұрын
Nooooz. Leave Chutlu alone
@cynicalsmoker9115 сағат бұрын
Its come to a point where I'd rather watch you talking about a movie more than I want to see the movie. I learn more.
@Dalek_Caan_Sharksofsliver18 сағат бұрын
Lmao I love your hate for the anglerfish. Makes me crack up almost every time ❤
@RoanokeGaming18 сағат бұрын
Thank you for the support bro! and I cant stand them. Their faces gross me out lol
@chimera648519 сағат бұрын
I caught it two minutes into release, nice. Looking forward to another excellent video Roanoke.
@IsaacGallardo50419 сағат бұрын
Would love to see you cover SOMA. Love your vids dude😊
@crypto6615 сағат бұрын
21:30 was waaay creepier than anything in this movie.
@berrybogard88818 сағат бұрын
came for the science, stayed for the (justified) angler fish hate.
@HowtoTableTop18 сағат бұрын
I came to the same solution when you were giving the intro. Nice to see we are thinking alike.
@ZolaRenard_0111 сағат бұрын
AYOOO, I was reading and researching about H.P. Lovecraft stories these couple of days and then suddenly you upload this! Thanks, Roanoke! 😂
@edoardoprevelato657718 сағат бұрын
19:37 i have the same kind of migraines. Initially, the "blind spots" were terrifying
@DJ-kp7mf16 сағат бұрын
I get them too. But thankfully they're on the relatively rare side. But funny thing is The blind spots don't bother me. I think it's because my vision is so poor naturally without my glasses that I always have slenderman vision lol
@edoardoprevelato657716 сағат бұрын
@DJ-kp7mf i get one every season now, but back in highschool i had 2 a month. By now they are a nuisance, but the first few times they scared the hell out of me.
@TrueJoeMama13 сағат бұрын
0:04 4 seconds in an were all ready talking about angler fish. This is why I subscribed.
@LuDux16 сағат бұрын
30:47 "I don't know why they had to do this" You sweet summer child
@charlesbecker46322 сағат бұрын
When you were talking about how your eyes see things upsidedown and your brain flips it upright, i remember hearing about someone who wore these goggles that flip the image upside down and after some time his brain flipped it back upright showing just how powerful and adaptable the brain is
@aurgis869218 сағат бұрын
We need to find a movie that has a giant monster anglerfish. That way he can analyze the anatomy of it in great detail.
@zombehnashun18 сағат бұрын
Personally, I'm creeped out more by the Magnapinna Squids. Looks like an alien and has long skinny limbs? Nightmare fuel!
12 сағат бұрын
So the worst thing ever for Roanoke, would be an army of highly advanced anglerfish who can walk on land, while having to hang around Amy from The Ruins.
@SweetJellyKari18 сағат бұрын
Only acceptable anglarfish in existance, the pokemon Lanturn. Super cute pokemon
@ShadeMeadows18 сағат бұрын
I know my own rules... If it's related to Lovecraft, I'm into it.
@emcoulter445914 сағат бұрын
So the ladder they use to enter the submersible is called a telescopic ladder. Yes, they’re very unreliable.
@low990416 сағат бұрын
When i was a kid i was on a cruise with my parents and the engine room caught fire somehow. And let me tell you that a cruise very quickly becomes a nightmare without any lights electricity or running water.
@deepnecrosys17 сағат бұрын
Thank you for watching this movie for us. I started it but couldn't finish it.
@gmradio243616 сағат бұрын
The CPR working reminds me of a few man overboard cases in the Bering Sea. Long half remembered stories short, the cold tempetures, and on set of hypothetmia can delay brain death. I think the current record is almost 25 minutes, but just oxengenating the blood did not magically revive the indavidual. He has to recover from hypothetmia for the next 3-4 days, on top of other injuries from fall overboard.
@marsiscool18 сағат бұрын
I watched this a few weeks ago. Glad you covered it! More Starship Troopers!!!
@TheCorrodedMan13 сағат бұрын
Reminds me of an older character I came up with for a story I never managed to write: the Plague God Vorbanthyrazi. He was an elder god in the true lovecraftian sense, capable of creating plagues on the fly and inflicting his diseases on anyone anywhere at anytime. The idea I had was for a short story where this terrible plague is spreading across the world and a scientist with a lean towards the occult ends up discovering that the whole thing is Vorbanthyrazi cleansing the earth so that his own Race might rule over it again with their own, purpose-built slaves. Mankind, it turns out, has become “unfit” for worship, and so they must be destroyed to pave the way for a new mortal race who can offer up their lives and souls as sustenance for the Elder Gods. Then I discovered this fucking movie and all that came then went away like a wet fart.
@obsidian0011 сағат бұрын
The Angler Fish ALWAYS catching strays on this channel will always be funny AF!!! 🤣
@justinebailey835017 сағат бұрын
Love your videos. I’m honestly so glad someone else is horrified by how huge an angler fish actually is
@theparrishshow980314 сағат бұрын
Idk why. But I really want you to cover the Bendy franchise (the Ink Demon specifically). I know the monsters in those games are primarily supernatural. But honestly, I just love the way you apply real science to fictitious creatures. And seeing you do that with my favorite franchise and favorite monster would be amazing.
@TheEddagosp19 сағат бұрын
Wow, never been this early. Can't wait for the inevitable anglerfish reference. Edit: 10 SECONDS IN, LMAO.
@mattshuey113 сағат бұрын
Sweet a new Roanoke upload! What could possibly go wr-
@mechaman781815 сағат бұрын
22:50 As a sufferer of sleep paralysis, I've always thought of this pose as the JUST SPAWNED IN pose. Their version of the video game T-pose. Like they're waiting for the server to sync with them or something.
@joshcarroll66125 сағат бұрын
Thats just the demon showing his absolute dominance with a t pose
@KincaidCalder-vn6bo5 сағат бұрын
I shall now forever think of sleep paralysis as having a dark souls invasion.
@david712016 сағат бұрын
If you wanna deal with space angler fish cover the Europa Report
@fruitysparkler15 сағат бұрын
10/10 best review and explanation of this film. It is a fun Cthulhu mythos film, but very, very low budget.
@jaybuza379419 сағат бұрын
Ayyyy perfect timing there mr Roanoke!! ❤
@GothPaoki15 сағат бұрын
When you go fishing for lobster but find ancient R'lyeh instead!
@MusicFreak042616 сағат бұрын
Roanoke’s guitar theme gives me a ‘Cooler Home Depot’ vibe. And everything he says backs it up in the best way possible.
@Art_of_Throwing12 сағат бұрын
you should review: Sphere
@Titzmcfloppin10 сағат бұрын
As soon as I saw the water I knew the Angler was about to catch a stray.
@dailyderek23519 сағат бұрын
11 second Angler fish mention. New record. Congrats Roanoke.
@Hambie7617 сағат бұрын
Man, I think this one has one of your best openings. You and those anglerfish dude!
@TheSilentNinja1210 сағат бұрын
Really great timing on this video, I just watches this movie like 2 days ago.
@Mindyourbusiness666518 сағат бұрын
You can buy that ladder at Harbor freight..
@6DarthSion914 сағат бұрын
One thing Roanoke. Maybe under higher pressure brain has more time before it gets damaged, because you have higher saturation of oxygen, just like mountain people get down from high altitudes and have better oxygen absorption.
@Rogue-Mike14 сағат бұрын
Angler fish slander right out the gate and on point.
@Royal_Bread_Boi6 сағат бұрын
My brother, if you liked this, you loved Bad Fish. Trust me, it was a movie that was just, in existence.
@thejaredmyers15 сағат бұрын
I watched this move a few weeks ago and despite me finding it comically bad at no point did I ever want to turn it off. I was totally invested in the train wreck. When the chick drowns and the medic does nothing then 5 mins tick by and the other dude still managed to bring her back... blowing minds, like what is happening here.
@Captain.AmericaV117 сағат бұрын
*The Anglerfish...... A tale as old as time!!*
@Arrowatch10 сағат бұрын
I am a big fan of the production quality. We need more batshit D list low budget movies.
@Poltato22210 сағат бұрын
10 whole seconds? I'm proud
@kogden811016 сағат бұрын
1:04 jokes on you, I like spiders
@nathanpeterson143113 сағат бұрын
36:40 I called it, I was half joking but could you imagine if they started wearing them? It would probably be too expensive for the movie’s budget.
@xxEpicxGunnerxx18 сағат бұрын
This intolerance for Angler fish is unacceptable. Lamprey on the other hand is totally acceptable
@katherinestives94017 сағат бұрын
Gave a "like" within the first 30 seconds due to the Angler Fish reference!
@Gaenzdad939 сағат бұрын
I love that we got concerned on his lack of anglerfish hate for a few videos and now he's just unleashing on them with no holds barred xD
@sunlitriddle229415 сағат бұрын
man, this movie feels like someone trying to recreate Event Horizon, but they're doing it from memory AND they had absolutely no understanding of what made that movie tick.
@MelodyofDarkness000115 сағат бұрын
5 seconds in and my Angler-fish Slandry Senses are tingling... Oh! It's a Roanoke Video.
@EveTheGuardian13 сағат бұрын
10:14 NO, BUT YOU LITERALLY SEE A BUCKET RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER They couldn't even be bothered to just dump it a *little* higher?
@kingkobe420519 сағат бұрын
I BET IT INFECTS ANGLER FISH😭😭
@paradox_258618 сағат бұрын
Angler always catching the heat 😂😂
@Geospasmic11 сағат бұрын
The Pickman reference at the beginning made me think this was going full Lovecraft but nah. Just The Abyss on a school play budget.
@igoroliveira508617 сағат бұрын
Papa Roanoke getting the Anglerfish speedrun going is something I'm ALWAYS here to watch!
@sirenofthesea780213 сағат бұрын
Hopefully I'm not too late to advocate for a video on Leviathan (1989). If so, well maybe I'll have better luck next time. Love you Papa Roanoke.
@starset4life17519 сағат бұрын
I am once again asking for a video about the titans from attack on titan
@HaHaImBanned18 сағат бұрын
I will never achieve true peak again like when Roanoke responded to the Garfield Anglerfish I tagged him in on twitter.
@nathanlynch963417 сағат бұрын
I went to see the Wolfman today and that made me think of you roanoke.
@Alteringrealitystudios19 сағат бұрын
Well it looks like you can't start at the feet this time either there big papa Roanoke
@KrankyKaiju17 сағат бұрын
Ocean Horror is *so good* but so hard to pull off well. You either need a James Cameron submarine, or make a Faustian deal with the Devil to become a visual effects wizard.
@MrMohawxPSN12 сағат бұрын
Security Boy. Every time you said that I lost it 😂
@Jaycobb0716 сағат бұрын
when you were talking about your migraine blind spots, I remember this happened to me a couple times. My head didn't hurt or anything, it was just kind of sudden, I started having these blind spots where my brain would just fill the blank space. My friend was standing in front of me and I told him that I don't see him but at the same time I do. My brain kind of filled it with some associated colors. It was weird, I thought I was gonna go blind
@andrewalsup232418 сағат бұрын
If only they had just wore their aluminum anti-alien hats they probably would have all lived😂
@khornethegrim825818 сағат бұрын
I get atypical migraines, thankfully very rarely. Luckily, I get absolutely no pain, but I do slowly loose my vision. It starts at the periphery and works its way in until I can't see anything, then about 30 minutes later it starts to go away and then it's all fine. I had no idea what was going on when it first happened.
@SilhouetteofAdon9 сағат бұрын
I will say, your description of your migraine causing Slenderman vision, this kind of makes me wonder if that is actually the impact that Slenderman is having on people... just an migraine that just rapidly become debilitating, robs them of their ability to comprehend the vision of its 'face', the brain only able to assemble something human-like in visage in the face of something eldritch.