"The Gonculator is Classified Secret & We Cannot Give That Information Out" - Hogan's Heroes - 1968

[@anthonyb27]

The supply officer was hilarious. 😂

[@LordDaret]

That officer almost reads like “I, Libertine.” First call he doesn’t know what it is, and by the second call he is running through all the catalogues trying to find such a device. If he had a third call, I bet you he would be contacting the Fuhrer directly!

[@B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont]

I think that was character actor Dave Morrick.

[@rexmatt417]

Reminds me of when my dad filled out a form at the water treatment plant for a weaselstat made it all the way to executives before anyone asked any questions.

[@MarjaMariachi]

Just as well... what would a bunch of POWs be doing with something for a submarine, anyway?

[@texaswolf4655]

I knew Colonel Klink should’ve called the Navy

[@kurtb8474]

What's so secret about a gonculator? Heck, I got 3 of them out in my garage. Two 2016 models and a 2007 special edition.

[@TimothyBall-mv3lp]

8-16-2024. Read my comment.

[@philipr.6090]

The ATF will be right over.

Schultz's enunciation of "gonculator" is classic... right up there with "Berlin Betty" said in the episode when Newkirk (or Carter) makes a propaganda broadcast for the Krauts.

[@harryscott9533]

What model number did you want to know about lol 🤪

[@MariaLopez-ti4oo]

2:02

[@davidlearn8239]

Funny, have you ever heard of or be sent for a sealist? Or, have you been sent to see the seabat? Sailors might remember these. 😂

[@sturmovik1274]

Shaft seals?

[@patroberts5449]

Or maybe a jar of elbow grease?

[@peterdavid5034]

@@sturmovik1274 They have to be well fed

[@TimothyBall-mv3lp]

8-16-2024. I bought a Gonculator. Cheap $13.99. And it is used for submarines. Bye!

[@bgraham928]

I have an antique gonculator in my bedroom. A 1926 model made in Philadelphia.

[@TimothyBall-mv3lp]

@@bgraham928 11-15-2024. Father was born 1926. But he died young 51, sad.

[@bgraham928]

@@TimothyBall-mv3lp Sorry he died so young.