The GOP: Everyone Who Disagrees With Us Is a Pedophile

[@dawnshort8987]

Because in order to divert attention from their own crimes, they accuse others of the crimes for which they are guilty themselves.

[@andersolafson779]

That’s really funny. You must live in a cave.

[@hudson5610]

@@andersolafson779 it unfortunately very true. The republicans are the ones who are ok with pedophiles - see Gaetz and Boebert's husband as primary examples.

[@markaddison4642]

Projection 101.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

Yes. Classic fascist

[@eltorocal]

@@andersolafson779 Anessa Paige Gower, a grade school teacher from Arkansas, Texas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia and Florida was arrested in California after a flight from Hawaii... she is a teacher at Richmond's Making Waves Academy before she was arrested on Wednesday and hit with 29 child molestation charges.

[@iciajay6891]

As a survivor of csa, those that call others abusers the most, are actually the abuser in some way. It is a common tell.

[@greenkrickett5664]

Trust me Hawley is a child molester, but because of who he is the Division of Family services let him go knowing he abuses his kids.

[@leonieromanes7265]

I agree.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

You and others need to magnify that fact as large and as loud as you can get it. The more people who know it, the more they'll be able to scent the BS these savage-pales keep spouting.

[@christiankrueger2330]

I would argue those that protect pedophiles like Ketanji did, giving ridiculously lenient sentences, are on the side of the child abusers. But that's just logic, something most democrats lack. Also Joe Biden and Hunter are proven pedophiles who abused their own underage daughter and niece respectively.

[@chezmoi42]

@@itoobable Did you even watch the video? She showed exactly that. Nowhere did she deny its existence, and she did point out several examples of abusers and facilitators among those who constantly squeal the loudest.

[@kellyburket6955]

And yet they are the only ones arrested for it, and are trying to pass a law allowing them to marry your children!!!

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Yep. It's always religious conservatives.

[@norrisfong6445]

But they were called out on not even knowing their own bill (or knowing and not caring) and the bill was changed to have an 18 yr old age limit.

[@fortybelow1973]

Methinks they doth protesteth too much. With a nod to Billy Shakespeare....

[@tanyawade5197]

And Chris Christy refused to enact a law banning child brides in his state when he was governor. He said it would be offensive to immigrants who come from countries where that is cultural. Really?!

[@yourturn777]

✊🏼 BAM!

[@patriciaprickett667]

i imagine hawley's kids live in fear of having to grow up with him for a father.

[@rogersmith7396]

I'm guessing they are Kardashians.

[@brantleyerik]

@@rogersmith7396 even the Kardashians are better than the Hawleys.

[@brahmburgers]

I've spoken with dozens of grown men & women - who have told me of being abused as children - both sexually and with hitting. All the abusing parents are Christian, and most are right wingers, gun-huggers and preachers. None are liberals. Look in the mirror; MTG, Hawley, Ted Cruz, Graham and Gaetz, if you want to see child abuser types.

[@mssarahrenee]

lol

[@rogersmith7396]

@@brantleyerik I don't pay any attention to either. If one of Hawleys kids turned out LBGTQ it would be "special".

[@candeegallagher560]

Josh hawley should live in fear that any or all of his children should ever meet up with someone like him.

[@eltorocal]

Anessa Paige Gower, a grade school teacher from Arkansas, Texas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia and Florida was arrested in California after a flight from Hawaii... she is a teacher at Richmond's Making Waves Academy before she was arrested on Wednesday and hit with 29 child molestation charges.

[@gwendolynmcwilliams2020]

I agree the very worst AMERICA has to offer

[@seivaDsugnA]

Thousands of clergy deserve the same, as do the organizations that harbor them. I've saved this clip of you, Mr. Hawley.

[@kdmdlo]

Agreed!

[@getplaning]

Never forget that projection is the first characteristic of conservatism. Every accusation is really a confession.

[@Sunny25611]

Calling me out for the same my Mother would arch an eyebrow and would often quote Shakespeares “Daughter, I think thou dost protest too much.” . lol

[@marvinmartion1178]

That's absolutely true! It's become so obvious at this point!

[@outdoorqrandma]

Amen!

[@tannercollins9863]

This

[@alsatful]

UH is homophobia and transphobia real ? is it only Republicans doing it ? you hypocrites amuse me

[@batgurrl]

Thanks Sam. Hyper Qualified is the perfect way to describe her. Those republicans who lambasted her were like a ‘basket full of deplorables’. Love your show❤️

[@batgurrl]

@@SpicyMayoVegas 🙏👍🏻THANKS

[@hattielankford4775]

Hyper Qualified, Actually Qualified. Tomato tomato.😏😔

[@batgurrl]

@easy money yes, she probably lost millions of voters with that phrase, but they prove to be exactly that.

[@batgurrl]

@@SpicyMayoVegas do you have an actual point?

[@jwil4905]

LOL, hardly.

[@jessetorres8738]

K.B.J. is arguably more qualified then any other member currently serving on the Supreme Court, so there's no question that she deserves to be appointed to that seat!

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Especially more than "sir boofs a lot."

[@greenkrickett5664]

She is more qualified than ALL 3 of Trumps Idiots COMBINED that he put in.

[@mariannerivera2720]

JESSE, ABSOLUTELY

[@alsatful]

lol

[@christopherrhorer5192]

She probably is. But (for a good reason) everyone on the right will think she got the job because she’s black and a woman….wait, what’s a woman? Lol

[@Sunny25611]

Thanks Sam for staying the course and giving me a chuckle in the midst of the outrage I feel from the baseless accusation’s and outright abuse the GOP heaped on KBJ. . And again toward Democrats in general. You rock my distant friend -please never change!

[@williamferland3829]

Thanks I was going to comment but you've said it for me

[@MrGgabber]

baseless, except for all the evidence

[@jcoopes5604]

Oh the patience of being a mother, she handled herself just so! But if she weren’t in the halls of congress she would’ve put them in there place properly! All those senators were so out of line just for a sound bit and a like! Despicable! Let’s vote 🗳 those f@ckers out!

[@kamcorder3585]

Her composure was so different from Brett Kavanaugh's during his hearing.

[@GiftSparks]

If a woman had acted like Brett Kavanaugh, she would have been accuse of lacking judicial temperament. Go figure…

[@luisostasuc8135]

And to think she never let them get on her last never. Much respect for her composure. Didn't slip once because she knew just how important this is

[@dw999]

@@luisostasuc8135 No. She didn't slip because she's an amazing human being and a true adult. Kav *also* knew how important his hearings were, but he didn't control himself because he's a nasty, petulant, entitled man-baby.

[@nikolatovar9884]

She was sober.

[@Martian74]

Kavanaugh was treated much worse than her, the Democrats spent ages going over his high school yearbook and making up fictitious assault allegations. KBJ couldn't even decide what a woman is and her rabid supporters call anyone questioning her ability as wacist or secsist or some kind of 'aphobe. After the 2022 elections, the Democrats will lose the ability to put in such a leftist judge and will have to bring in a much more central person if Biden wants to get anyone else appointed as a judge at any level.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

One of the things I want everyone to keep in mind: Those Senators asking the question are the people who make the laws. If they really believe what they are saying, then it is entirely in their power to do something about it.

[@yourturn777]

They are unaware of power. They think power is in their bank$ They think they can make people stop talking. Talking! About TRUTH. 🤣

[@gracebellamy586]

But they WON'T do ANYTHING about tightening up the laws on child abuse, because they are the very people most likely to be child abusers. These days, an accusation from a Republican is most likely projection. They learned that from Dumpy Donny Trumpy.

[@lynnmeyers4642]

she was following the laws that Congress had made. Those laws were written before the internet.

[@eltorocal]

@@lynnmeyers4642 Yet the lunacy of the RepubliKKKlans drilling KBJ with accusations and blatant LIES, yet they were never saying a thing about what they were drilling her on, BEFORE they started in on her. Why? We know why. RepubliKKKlan cult agenda... that's why.

[@bobbywise2313]

I thought most of the criminal laws are made by the states and these are federal senators.

[@freekeemonkee]

Wait... Josh Hawley spawned 3 times??? I am horrified.

[@BlasphemousBill2023]

Ditto!

[@youtubewatcher2]

He should be held for societal endangerment. But ewwww who wants to hold that.

[@michaelkrinsky3582]

Oh, the horror...

[@sheelfjohnson]

Try not to think about it.

[@thudor1]

He looks like he hits on women with his dorky smirk and cheesy lines.

[@dw999]

If you had told me in 1990 that, in 30 years, I would yearn for a Congress half-full of George H.W. Bush-type GOPs, I would've laughed for an hour. These crazies have brought us to an inflection point: Either America will somehow managed to keep democracy alive and start tackling misinformation, or we're about to disintegrate spectacularly, as few societies in history have.

[@nikolatovar9884]

I wouldn't be surprised if we just let them secede this round.

[@SmittyWerbenmanjenson]

I've just accepted that we'll probably have a dictator soon. I will cry my eyes out when it happens.

[@lonelyp1]

It doesn't help that we have Desantos in Florida saying there will be a cold war with GA. if the election for Governor doesn't go the way HE wants it to. And we have MAGA idiots suggesting a civil war might be a good idea. I can agree the democrats should pull back on the crazy stuff. If you can't figure out if you are a MAN, or a WOMAN, keep it to yourself, at least for a while longer. The democrats need to do something great. That helps the most people, like raising the min wage. Write a clean bill that only deals with that and pass it. Before the midterms if at all possible.

[@twentyoneplusvideo0472]

Same😂😂😂

[@johnnyfreedom3437]

I would rather have had Nixon's Republicans up there. At least they had enough sense to get rid of him!

[@margeroussell4808]

She is more qualified than most of the senators questioning the her she held her own congratulations judge Jackson

[@emilogborn4097]

How do you know that most congressmen are lawyers prosecutors. Is this your dumb opinion or just something you truly just don't know about??

[@briandaniel931]

No most All

[@jaredyeaman2934]

Really? Even though she can't give a basic definition of what a female is?

[@margeroussell4808]

@@jaredyeaman2934 not can’t didn’t and why should she that had nothing to do with her qualifications

[@sallybrookner4158]

@@jaredyeaman2934 Everyone knows it was a disingenuous question. It’s like asking what is a person. Obviously the question was asked to criticize the concept of transsexuality. And that discussion would be more appropriate to have with experts, doctors, psychologists, psychiatrists whose field is human sexuality.

[@stifledvoice]

I want to protect my kids from these crazy republicans.

[@michellewooten2927]

I know. I live in NC trump country with a 4 year old. I'm so nervous for her to start school.

[@greenkrickett5664]

@@michellewooten2927 To bad you can't move (wish I could) move to a BLUE state in a heart beat.

[@andyb1653]

@@greenkrickett5664 My best friend is a liberal living in WV. It's heartbreaking. I feel so bad for the guy.

[@bobbafett1849]

@@leannevandekew1996 badum tch

[@The_Real_Mier]

@@leannevandekew1996 “We don’t talk about Matt-no-no-no”….. Or anyone of the many (sekz-)scandals involving republican Representatives and Senators…and even Judges and Justices! Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Madison Cawthorn, Roy Moore, Scott DesJarlais, Brett Kavanaugh, Pat Meehan, Tim Murphy, and of course the main Creep: Donald trump! And there are still so many more! Yet in all their hypocrisy, the republicans are too busy making up stuff like this current nonsense about Democrats, that they somehow never seem to have the time to call out their own offenders! Yes, there are also Democratic lawmakers who did very wrong, but the Democrats DO take responsibility and take necessary actions towards these people. (Sometimes even going a bit overboard on that, like in the Al Franken case, where he resigned).

[@lindahenry6168]

They always claim people are evil that don't agree with them because they really don't have anything else to run on.

[@Mishn0]

hahahahahahahahaah, wait until November, sunshine. It's not the Republicans that have nothing to run on.

[@rosaevee274]

It's pretty much the only way to stay ignorant. If everyone who is calling you out is a malicious enemy you never have to actually engage in discussions with them, do your fair share of research, etc. They believe they're fighting a holy war and don't have time to second guess their pre-existing biases.

[@livylu6287]

I have been screaming this. I am so annoyed with their baseless and ridiculous accusations 🙄

[@Goparescum]

It's getting very weird

[@yourturn777]

Dont you know its illegal to speak truth?😘

[@MrGgabber]

Baseless, just with tons of evidence supporting it

[@geoworld8740]

@@MrGgabber Yes tons of evidence of right wingers being the pedos. from Trump to Gatez and Gym Jordan. hold your own accountable.

[@MrGgabber]

@ʕ°ᴥ°ʔ where to start? NJ just mandated teacher gender theory to 2nd graders, school administrators in KS and GA admitted to teaching the "gender unicorn" to kindergarteners, CN and WA schools have been caught pushing hormones onto 11 and 12 year olds.... I could go on all day, but you seem willfully ignorant, typical lefty

[@Bobalicious]

I live in fear of the thought that Congressman Josh Hawley has children.

[@auntiepha8343]

Daily Reminder: "A president is not a king and the plaintiff is not the president." - 11/09/2021 D.C. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan

[@HaimTabibi]

I don’t think this was good news for President Biden and the party attempts to bury Hunter’s money influxes.

[@gracebellamy586]

Thank you for that reminder! It is am important thing to remember. Another important thing to remember is the Shakespearean phrase about those who project their own crimes upon others "Methinks thou dost protest too much." It does seem like every accusation that comes out of Dumpy Donny Trumpy's mouth turns out to be some crimes that he himeself has committed. It is true these days that "every accusation is a confession" when it comes to the trumpublican party.

[@HaimTabibi]

I think the doth protest seems to fit well: allegation of Ukrainian interference versus actually interfering by withholding funds unless a prosecutor was fired; blaming Russian interference versus actual interference through a dossier; wrenching incitement in January 6 while ignoring actual incitement during the summer 2020 terror riots; or “I would never take Trump’s vaccine” and then arguing that others are politicizing the vaccine. The list goes on and on and a reminder that Presidents are not kings. Neither are congress people who counsel their followers to “make them pay” or to get violently aggressive.

[@auntiepha8343]

@@gracebellamy586 👍Great post Grace! Have a great weekend!😀

[@auntiepha8343]

@@HaimTabibi Who got impeached for withholding funds and extorting Ukraine? We won't forget !/6/2021, keep spinning Trumpanzee.

[@slvsfr]

Can you imagine growing up Josh's kid? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[@incardianify]

Being ted Cruz kids would be worse

[@jaredyeaman2934]

Probably be better off than your kids🙄

[@pktdbgnzwl]

It would be terrifying. Yikes!

[@hollifugate9710]

Meanwhile Tennessee is fighting for minimal age in regards to marriage laws? Hmmm

[@gspaulsson]

They are not arguing - it's Pavlovian conditioning. Associate a name with something vile, over and over, and their followers drool on command.

[@yourturn777]

Life spent drooling. I love it.

[@MrGgabber]

Trump! Did it work?

[@rvega60s]

He lives in fear that his daughter wont want to marry an old man

[@rtisabel]

From the party that tried to pass a bill in Tennessee legalizing child brides

[@twentyoneplusvideo0472]

I'm new here to TN and a lot of this is a real mind F on me.

[@chezmoi42]

@@twentyoneplusvideo0472 Be strong and keep making a difference around you. 💙 Remember that good people like Trae Crowder are from TN, too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWmYenukoN2WqNE

[@rogersmith7396]

They may legalize the wearing of shoes next.

[@abc-bu7nr]

Tennessee really puts the "groom" in bride & groom

[@Mishn0]

But you want to make it legal for children to surgically change their genders without parental consent. Groomer.

[@VoodooV1]

Let's parse that one out. Ted Cruz won't let her respond....if she's not going to answer his question. Those are your elected officials everyone.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Did he ask t h at as an Asian ? Lol

[@gregbors8364]

Not mine. He’s a Texan

[@gregbors8364]

@Bleh I wish. Of course, I wouldn’t want to wish him upon our Canadian friends. But, yeah, he was born in Canada. Unfortunately he’s a US citizen (…or is he? 🤔 Let’s see his birth certificate!)

[@christinebenson518]

@Bleh He is. His mother was American, his father was Cuban and Rafael Cruz was born in Canada. People try and claim that you get automatic US citizenship if born to American parent(s). There are exceptions like if your parents are in the military or work for the government. However Ted's parents were working for an oil company in Canada.

[@gregbors8364]

@@christinebenson518 You only need one American parent to be granted automatic US citizenship. The US has very lax laws in that regard, in relation to other countries

[@danremar8517]

It's unbelievable how negative and useless the GOP is on a daily basis... it's difficult to find something good that they actually care about that doesn't sound like they are complaining

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Doesn't have to be moral, just legal, right Tennessee?!?!

[@NewMessage]

So... When is Matt Gaetz moving to Tennessee?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’s been trying to reach Ted Cruz for travel advice on what to pack…

[@Spiderific]

🤣😂

[@ruthharris9664]

Besides the fact that 45 separated 2407 children from their parents....took them across state lines.and put them in 100 shelters in 14 states.....the literal definition of child trafficking

[@rogersmith7396]

Did they ever find those kids?

[@mav7804]

You know they are still separating children and the cages are still there. Where is the outrage?

[@MrGgabber]

Lol, you can say his name. He won't appear out of nowhere. This isn't Harry Potter world, you child, and it only makes your views seem more childish

[@MrGgabber]

@Erika With a K Okay Sweetheart, the adults are talking, and we don't say nonsense like "traitor" because people in your Twitter bubble use it. Don't you have some business "standing with Ukraine" by putting a flag in your bio....really fighting the good fight, much more than those soldiers over there 🤣🤣🤣

[@yellowantonio-nado7761]

But don't forget to repub cucks, those children aren't human so they don't count.

[@gamepapa1211]

When a Republican accuses you of something, it is an admission of their own actions.

[@SeraphsWitness]

Funny, it's generally the lefties who get caught in that. Self-proclaimed feminists, in fact. Let's not pretend that MeToo wasn't based in Hollywood... something conservatives have been shouting about for decades while we're called backwards-thinking prudes.

[@kingjay1628]

Yes indeed and i see guilty written all over a MAGA Ratpublican face.

[@jwil4905]

Good grief, all the left does is make up ridiculous statements.

[@72marshflower15]

Party affiliation means little. Conservatives do it regardless which race, culture, or religion they hail from.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@72marshflower15 source?

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

The trouble with arguing that “A is no better than B” is that the flipside of that is you are also arguing that “B is no worse than A”. To say “everyone who disagrees with us is no better than a pædophile” is also saying “being a pædophile is really no worse than simply disagreeing with us”.

[@lornarettig3215]

Nicely put. I’ll remember this!

[@gagatube]

Pretty sure there are many Republican Politicians who are comfortable with your conclusion. 😯

[@AhsimNreiziev]

That's Fascism for you. "Disagreement is treason" is one of the core tenets.

[@worlddevourer7740]

Does that also work when liberals accuse anyone who disagrees with them of being racists or sexists or (pick any number of ad hominem attacks that liberals use instead of an actual argument on facts or logic)? Or is this like most things in the liberal mind, another double standard?

[@lornarettig3215]

@@worlddevourer7740 Sounds like the liberal person in your example is also hard of thinking, and very immature, so yes, that would also apply for someone so dim and childish. We need adults in the room, not this juvenile squawking.

[@scofah]

Please vote for Democrats in the November midterm elections 2022. Our democracy needs you.

[@henrytawnn8694]

Please!

[@dookieheadhead]

Please dont. Thats just not smart. You want money in your pocket, vote Republican. Vote for smart Republicans. And actually research the policy put out by the GOP vs what the Dems put out in the last 25 years.

[@henrytawnn8694]

@@dookieheadhead "You want money in your pocket, vote Republican." How many Republicans voted for the stimulus checks, the literal and direct "money in your pocket"? Oh, that's right. Zero.

[@tomgeorge9025]

@@henrytawnn8694 Then stop supporting Trump and giving your money to a Con man..

[@henrytawnn8694]

@@tomgeorge9025 Oh, I definitely don't support Donald and would never give him any money. I was responding to someone who either deleted their comment or had it taken down. They had said if you want money in your pocket support Republicans and that Republican polices were great.

[@gamepapa1211]

The irony of these Republicans throwing accusations of child abuse while their party just legalized a bill that allowed dads to marry their own kids in Tennessee is not lost on me.

[@marvinmartion1178]

Did gaetz sponsor that bill?

[@ecurewitz]

@@marvinmartion1178 he probably supports it, but can’t do anything to pass it as he is from Florida and that law is in Tennessee

[@rogersmith7396]

The rich sexually repressed just gotta have it.

[@MrGgabber]

Lol, none of that happened 🤣🤣

[@queensrule4450]

@@marvinmartion1178 No, the bill is at the state level and Gaetz would have no involvement in sponsoring anything.

[@agathayoung1893]

It is always a great decision when the most qualified for the job are selected , and not the ones that are selected for their loyalty to a party or individual interests. We are making the correct decision for our Country with this nomination.

[@jasonscott7527]

What? Joe Biden said I will get a black woman . How is that the best person for the job?

[@therose5783]

Trump never made his own choices for the Supreme Court. It was done by the Federalist Society, and they were vetted for their opposition to Roe v Wade.

[@therose5783]

@@jasonscott7527 ... So you think a Black woman can’t also be qualified? You just outed yourself as a f-ing RACIST !

[@norrisfong6445]

@@jasonscott7527 maybe you're right. Who would be better? She's still more qualified than the previous three appointees.

[@Spiderific]

@@jasonscott7527 When that black woman is as qualified as she is, she's the best person for the job.

[@musickid43]

"Can you please let her respond?" "No, not if she's not going to answer my question." Maybe she can't answer your question because you wont let her.

[@dw999]

"Not if she's not going to give me the *one* answer I want her to give so I can pounce on her yet again." When cruz starts to enrage me -- i.e., every time I catch a glimpse of him -- I think about Al Franken's quote and I laugh a little: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz."

[@rogersmith7396]

@@dw999 His college room mate said he was the most disgusting person he'd ever met.

[@Ajhcr]

Ugh. The fact that she had to justify this nonsense and answer these questions. It was infuriating.

[@vixen0347]

She should have asked him how his Cancun trip worked out!

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

This is so painfully true that it's hard to find anything to laugh about. Thank you, Sam, for saying this out loud. And thank you for being a ray of light into my otherwise dark world.

[@dw999]

And thank *you* for understanding how to use punctuation. (I'm a copy editor, and almost every cluster of words online enrages me.)

[@miket4560]

Thank you so much Sam. It's got to be pretty hard to hold back. I admire your restraint girl. Keep up the work, I'm loving it. 🇨🇦

[@elia.almodovar9558]

All these people who don't like Samantha Bee and what she does taking the time to point out they don't like Samantha Bee and what she does.

[@jayjaz1873]

Every one of those repugnants is a traitor

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Thank You, Sam & Full Frontal Crew! GO, JUSTICE JACKSON, GO! How AMAZING!

[@jwil4905]

Jumping up and down? Tingle down the leg? You're a goofy, emotional bunch.

[@johnnythrogmorton7700]

Great work Samantha B! Telling it as it really is, calling out those creepiest of creeps from the GOP!

[@solowrider3356]

The saddest part is that so many people eat up this garbage its always u should be mad , something being taken, fear this . its just sad

[@gregbors8364]

“I’m an Hispanic man. Can I identify as an Asian?” “Should we imprison more murderers or fewer murderers?” “Is this baby racist?” - actual questions posed by Republican Senators to KBJ during her confirmation hearing

[@jeaniebird999]

No one would believe you if it weren't recorded. Oh, and if this were 10 years ago...

[@jasonscott7527]

You can take anything out of context and make it sound ridiculous. I'd suggest you watch the entire thing and not just 5 second clips . Then make your own decision.

[@gregbors8364]

@@jasonscott7527 Lol. Go ahead and show us how those questions were taken “out of context.”

[@joycej9415]

You are so correct I watched the whole thing and anyone who would vote for a Republican after seeing their questions is probably an idiot, a racist and should be ashamed of their own ignorance.

[@Goparescum]

@@jasonscott7527 It's like 5 year Olds asking questions. This lady made them look real dumb

[@hollifugate9710]

I won book it awards by giving a speech about the same book I decided to report for years. Resulting in at least 3 pizzas and one Alf puppet.

[@tenebrousoul9368]

I got a land before time puppet. you lucky devil

[@radartechnicianbob8208]

I think I got one for doing a book report on the movie novelization of TMNT in the very early 90s. Braille was-- and still is in some instances, crazy expensive to come by, so it was the only paperback I owned. Managed to convince one of my teachers that there were no hidden gang references etc in that or the animated series. Us 90s kids had a lot of damage control to do after that nutbar put out Turmoil In The Toybox in the 80s.

[@blancobull]

Remember, It's spelled Gym Jordan.

[@h2amster328]

legend has it Marsha is still looking for the definition of woman in the woods of Tennessee

[@lw3269]

I believe it is any female over the age of 13 in Tennessee.

[@yourturn777]

@@lw3269 define female? 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@yourturn777 I'd be boorish to do so. But it has something to do with 'anything yonic.' - In their world of lust, of course.

[@Wolfsheim23]

Oh your real cute, You lying Groomer.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

@@Wolfsheim23 It's spelled "you're," incel.

[@michaelburk9171]

If they gave an F about kids they'd work to give them healthcare, education, nutrition, and housing.

[@paradisepipeco]

*_"If you could reason with Trump supporters, they wouldn't be Trump supporters."_* ~~ Wanda Slappem-Sully

[@VancouverTVGuy]

@@paradisepipeco - "If you could reason with liberals, they wouldn't be liberals" - there, fixed it for you.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@VancouverTVGuy We here in the adult world are ever so sorry that the truth made you cry, cream puff. Normally it is cute when such a little girl pretends to be a big boy, but your diaper stank is peeling the paint, Troll. But I'm sure your mother is very proud, and you weren't at all worried as she was deciding which of your litter she would eat.

[@paradisepipeco]

@@VancouverTVGuy *We know you're feverishly pleasuring yourself imagining you said something clever and snarky while pretending you're not an infantile nutless homophobic hate-fueled twisted ignorant arrogant racist, but Mama told you to stop eating out of the kitty litter box. You're scaring the cat, and you'll spoil your supper. Now back in your cage like a good girl.*

[@paradisepipeco]

Q: _What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?_ A: _The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida._

[@kylebritt1225]

Venmo Gaetz is supported by Gym Jordan, they must hang out at the same Pizza parlor.

[@mecahunter7092]

I would pay to see Lindsay Jessica Graham's and traveling Ted's browser history WITHOUT the VPN you know they have.

[@Buttercup697]

That’s Lindsey Ladybugs!! 🤣

[@AnneWilkynson]

Thank you Samantha, it's exhausting watching the insanity, your rants actually make me feel so much better ☮💜🕉

[@renejean2523]

There was a time not that long ago, that Judge KBJ would have been confirmed with 90+ votes in the Senate. These days, for no good reason, the vote is pretty much partisan. At least Mitt and a couple of others did the right thing.

[@aubreylear]

loved this, great delivery ms b, it's effective when you can hear the anger and outrage in your voice. I am outraged too, it's seriously affecting my mental health at this point, if these people take power, what hope has this country?

[@alsatful]

Because Democrats are doing so well,,,,,,,

[@Spiderific]

@@alsatful So who then, do you think would run the country the right way?

[@alsatful]

@@Spiderific I know who isnt

[@yourturn777]

No fears. They dont know what to do with the "power they already have. Like their decisions will change Truth?

[@aubreylear]

@@yourturn777 I'm not sure what you're alluding to, but it's rich that you capitalized "Truth." one of the very first things we have to do is all agree on the same FACTS. there's only one set of facts, there's only one real "truth." the republican party and its leader are notorious for distorting facts to the point of being unrecognizable. they don't care about things like truth, or democracy. and what's more, they constantly accuse the democratic party of things they themselves are guilty of. republicans should work at a movie theater because they're all expert projectionists.

[@chloekey8043]

The gop forget that our justice system is based on the fact that everyone deserves legal representation

[@vincewalker3747]

That is patently false.

[@rwvfsu07]

They don't forget, that's what they are trying to remove

[@vincewalker3747]

@@rwvfsu07 Whereas the left just wants to allow criminals to run free and continue to victimize the general public.

[@canamus1768]

'ted cruz is absolutely incapable of letting a woman finish. he's also incapable of getting a woman to start...." 😂😂😂 one of the best takedowns of cancun cruz i've ever heard.

[@nickrich56]

Hip hip hooray for the newest SCOTUS justice Ketanji Brown Jackson! May she live a hundred years! 👍

[@gee9546]

All while they pushed Amy barrett through who never even tried a case. Smmfh

[@rogersmith7396]

Pure wacko. Very scary.

[@Chezilla]

Why can't all news be this straight forward and brutally honest?

[@hermitcrab5067]

Unfortunately, many people focus on the delivery of brutal honesty not for the honesty but for the enjoyment they derive from the brutality.

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

I feel badly for Josh Hawley‘s kids, with him as a father. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@dw999]

I feel worse for cruz's, though it's neck and neck.

[@Yobama007]

Flawless Victory!!

[@terrancekayton007]

Toxic Masculinity test…I’m just throwing that out there…just like a drivers license 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@tracyroweauthor]

I'm still sad that Josh Hawley bred.

[@dw999]

Keep a good thought: Two of Ronnie Ray-gun's kids grew up to be big lefties, and one is an activist.

[@tracyroweauthor]

@@dw999 yeah but imagine starting out life with the disadvantage of being Josh Hawley's kid? I mean, at least Ray-gun was respected to a degree

[@tauIrrydah]

If they cared about kids how about some funding for public schools and free college?

[@Spiderific]

They don't care enough to pay.

[@reginafetty6374]

They want the population to be ignorant. Ignorant people are easier to control.

[@hotrodandrube9119]

Thank you for this! Keep fighting the good fight.

[@jabbermocky4520]

Jared from Subway should be the GOP's spokesman. They're THAT hypocritical.

[@robinmiller5256]

🤣🤣🤣

[@VancouverTVGuy]

He'd be better suited as the Donkeycrats' spokesman.

[@Ajhcr]

Well, Josh Dugger was professing the conservative, religious “family values” before he was busted so, I’m sure as long as he professes to have found god they will forgive him and start making commercials! He still in jail tho right?

[@winkieblink7625]

Josh Hawley lives in fear? Wow. He should Relocate to Russia and live with like kind.

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

Never meant to make your daughter cry Apologize a trillion times

[@EddieZimba]

I’m sorry ms Jackson 😂 😂 that was gold

[@PaulHo]

Do you think 3/3 of Hawley's children hate him yet, even the infant?

[@dw999]

They're still too young, but they will (puberty -- about age 12 -- is when cognition becomes a lot more sophisticated). If you haven't seen the clip of cruz's daughter squirming to get away from his embrace, google for it; I think she was about 10 when it happened.

[@rogersmith7396]

Depends on how good the wet nurse is to them.

[@gbeachy2010]

Meanwhile, GOP staffer Ruben Verastigui is sentenced to 12 years for, you guessed it.

[@VancouverTVGuy]

Donkeycrat-controlled RINO.

[@luisostasuc8135]

And yet they had to be publicly berated before tightening language on a bill that would have allowed for marriages in Tennessee

[@MannyMo2011]

“Sorry Ms Jackson- woo- I am for real” - love the outkast reference . Well done 😊

[@rosesmith6925]

I would love that picture of djt on the golf course for my dartboard!

[@osiris460131]

I have been waiting for that "Sorry Ms Jackson" reference. 🤣😂

[@hermanwilhelm6871]

Seems to me that they dwell on this subject a lot. Dost thou protest too much?

[@sheelfjohnson]

They are also very interested in going into girls' bathrooms... Hmmm.

[@rachelfox8108]

Oh, I think they're *projecting* plenty!

[@VancouverTVGuy]

@@rachelfox8108 - Or that's really you and other hive-minded liberals projecting yourselves (even about projection).

[@Spiderific]

Spot on. Welcome to the Idiocracy.

[@No-One-Important-Here]

Wait…. Maybe Hawthorne met the senior GOP members at a party already.

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

They bonded over 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'.

[@AaronArslanturk-hy2bh]

I'm sick of everyone acusing everyone of being a child molster

[@cz2165]

I live in fear for the intellectual and moral development of Josh Harley’s kids. Their father is a hypocritical seditionist.

[@robertfranchell6234]

How is it that Cruz is allowed to treat a nominee in such a manner. It is rude and Beyond improper. He should have been slapped.

[@kimc8566]

Those who scream loudest are usually guilty of being exactly what they are yelling about!

[@VancouverTVGuy]

Sounds just like liberals like you.

[@dma8657]

Note that she did not cry during her hearing, thereby defying precedent.

[@talariswatts-el9196]

I love you Sam. Keep up the good work.

[@xinthralgaming]

That...That hit hard and direct; I appreciated it greatly.

[@dreamlife2351]

Well said 🕊

[@riverc3171]

Spot on

[@crystalrickett2302]

Sam is awesome

[@marleiserashford396]

The people who always cry "WOLF" always turn out to be the WOLF.

[@maswack]

Brilliant as always thanks Sam keep them coming, no shortage of buffunary from these gop clowns, all cut from the same cloth of trump:-))

[@mk1st]

Hawley “I live in fear” That, right there.

[@poncedeoly469]

they also call her a far left activist judge- when fact is she is very centrist with no real left ideology

[@JoshSweetvale]

Anything left of Ayn Rand is 'left' these days. Reagan was insufficiently right-minded at this point.

[@xtinkerbellax3]

They call everyone far left, they can't seem to use words properly. Imagine thinking Biden and Pelosi are far left? I wish.

[@bandibear]

Geez America tell me you don't have a good education system without telling me you don't have a good education system 😭🤣

[@Ajhcr]

We’ve been broadcasting that since we wrote our constitution over 300 yrs ago! It’s in ALL our history books! Tell me you get all your information from KZbin without telling me you get all your information from KZbin!

[@bandibear]

@@Ajhcr I honestly have no clue wether your roasting America or not getting that American education system is lacking?

[@nethkenm]

May I say that the ms Jackson joke was low hanging fruit and thank you so much for plucking that right off the tree

[@joserobles7074]

" The party of family values " my @$$.

[@TheWayned315]

Accuse the everyone, of everything you do

[@robertjohnson3555]

Fear Fear Fear is how they keep their base afraid of everything. 😀

[@tairdudeusa7981]

The biggest fear Josh Hawley's kids have are that he's their dad, that has to be horrifying.

[@ecurewitz]

Wait, he is allowed to breed?

[@thetvbaby83]

Hey Lindsay, I want to deture coups by charging every one involved with a felony conviction!

[@johnnygoodman2003]

Why doesn't QAnon go after Matt Gaetz?

[@Ajhcr]

Or the Catholic Church , Or the disgusting religious cult leaders . Because they are doing “gods will” I guess? Not so confusing when u realize their god took his own child Bride using manipulation, guilt and fear tactics to get her to do his will.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Yes, she’s confirmed.

[@redordead4491]

All these Republicans forget about Matt Gaetz 🙄

[@johnmathias2221]

… and Boebert’s hubby

[@FantastiXPvZ]

They support him. Hypocrites.

[@user-jy2sj4ed4i]

Thank you