The Government Gave Marines "Speed" Before Fighting Taliban (Results Were SCARY!) 😱

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On today's episode of Urban Valor, we feature retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant Ryan Kuperus, whose story takes us from the dairy farms of Newark, New York, to the intense battlefields of Afghanistan. Inspired by his Korean War veteran grandfather, Ryan chose to serve his country as a Marine, using the work ethic instilled in him since childhood.
Ryan details his experiences as a Reconnaissance Marine in Afghanistan. The relentless combat his recon platoon faced gives you a glimpse into the realities of modern warfare. Ryan brings to life the challenges, dangers, and split-second decisions that define combat operations.
The episode explores Ryan's progression to Force Reconnaissance and his role as an instructor, where he helped shape some of America's most elite warriors. It then explores his transition out of military service, a journey familiar to many veterans. He shares his current efforts to serve the veteran community, showing the ongoing commitment many former service members have to their fellow warriors!

[@BeardDaddy_]

This is the most accurate and relatable war story ever told. No glam. No glory. No BS. Just waiting for the enemy in a literal shitty position, for them to never show.

[@ChrisD-kl3ty]

No bull shi.. just people shi...😅

[@JulieCaptivatedinFl]

I take the generic form of it called Nuvigil. It's for people with narcolepsy. One a day can help you stay awake better and not pass out asleep. No side effects. Thank God!

[@dirtyjoe6003]

Yup

[@StephenButlerOne]

The good old birtish army time... hurry up and wait.

[@Vanity0666]

It's also a load of horseshit, provigil and nuvigil are eugeroics that help keep you alert. It's just a daily medication for people like me who have narcolepsy.

[@JunkyMadeIt]

“Blew mud all over the ditch” sent me

[@sanctifiedsurvival]

Bro same 😭😭😭😭

[@Mike-bk5yc]

That part killed me as well

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

​@@Mike-bk5ycDidn't kiII the tallies though.

[@getthegoods420]

Imagine being a foreigner watching this. America's wars since the ww2 have been pretty much unesseary and totally avoidable. And certain wars like the ones in the middle east were fought with all volunteer armies. Filled with people that get upset they don't get to take out their frustrations out on poor illiterate goat farmers over a bit of poo

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Finish your sentence, man! Sent you what? Or sent you WHERE??

[@SolidMikeP]

That was the best delivery "...AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO KILL ANYBODY!"

[@Anymouse6980]

Humor, gotta love it

[@Chucky47th]

Him probably " you MEAN I SHAT MY PANTS FOR NOTHING"

[@tropickman]

Is that the same stuff they fed to militants in Syria? Mil grade amphetamines

[@KeithMckelley]

@@Anymouse6980 it was funny, but that wasn’t humor. Lol

[@larrysosa9945]

A BUDDY OF MINE HAD DROP A LOAD N THREW JUST A LITTLE DIRT OVER IT THAN OUR CAPTAIN CAME N KNEELD RIGHT ON IT !!! OMG HE KNEW IT WAS ONE OF US !!! I KNEW WE WERE DEAD ! STILL HERE THANK GOD !!! FORMER MARINES !!!

[@valhalla9850]

I served with this guy for 9 years and this is by far one of the most benign stories...

[@Huntingcarolinas]

You arent wrong!!! Ha!

[@Nanomachinesson-bb9vf]

Yeah, he hasn’t said all the horrific crimes he may have participated in. I mean maybe he didn’t, but in that career its always a possibility. Remember that alot of them are not heroes, but mercenaries doing a job and conscience is not in their spectrum.

[@valhalla9850]

@@Nanomachinesson-bb9vf sounds like you know nothing. Take your SDE to some incel channel.

[@aisdffg]

@@Nanomachinesson-bb9vf Get off the internet.

[@BrodysBettas]

​@@Nanomachinesson-bb9vfyou must have been downwind of him and still mad about it

[@NifeOO4niff]

"Ya know what? My job really isn't that bad. " -Me after hearing this story

[@randomgamer8543]

Exactly my thought.. 💯

[@harrythegreat21person63]

It's very humbling lol

[@skyereave9454]

I remembered thinking, you know what, I'm fine after watching a civil war documentary on treating injuries. I was in early teens and it was definitely a good reminder of how nice things were.

[@Mounthuapleb5890]

My thoughts.. I needed this for this week's rotation

[@Sitka_Blacktail_Hunter]

Every time I’m having a bad day at work I remember Afghan. Sobers me up real fast .

[@anonymusprime3050]

Fun fact: nobody remembers the first time they shit themselves, but everyone remembers the last time they shit themselves...

[@joesmith-wr8vw]

I think most people do, at least the first time as an adult anyway. Hard to forget. 😂. First time you have a raging flu, too much of whatever supplement, drugs, food, alcohol, whatever. You would like to think after age 2 or so, it wouldn't be a thing. 😂 Then life tells you different in your young adult years, due to one of the factors above. 😂 There is always the elusive shart when you least expect it, just to make you remember to maintain a little humility, no matter how awesome you think you are. 😂😂😂

[@Steven-n4w3e]

😂 everyone remembers the second to last time they shit themselves. The last one nobody remembers💀☠️👻

[@coreymartin6363]

​@@Steven-n4w3e beat me to it

[@CharlieUniform.NovemberTango]

Second fun fact: you have 1 nerve in your anus that is there only to tell you if whats coming are solid, liquid or only air and you can't trust it all the time

[@RealNOPAINSNOGAINS]

I remember the first time I shit myself lol and the last time what I thought was a dart ended up being a shard

[@jdsaldivar5606]

The Hershey Squirts is a sign that the Speed is of good quality.

[@brianfitch5469]

I was going to comment this. Good speed makes you have to crap within 30 mins. If that

[@jdsaldivar5606]

@@brianfitch5469 Here in California!! It's way less time. ( back in the day of course )

[@brianfitch5469]

@@jdsaldivar5606 here in mississippi we had home cooks that would add extra red phosphorus. That really gives it legs. It got so bad here all cold medicine is prescription only. I remember when the ban was coming grocery cart full of every box stores had. People didnt even care you saw them with 200 boxes in a cart. Then other carts would get the coleman fuel needed and check out elsewhere. Ive seen people open a gallon of milk and drop lithium batteries in it. Only paying for the milk. They were going crazy knowing theyre cooking time was coming up. If you had a old bottle of red label drano before they changed the formula. $500 no questions asked.

[@jimdandy3823]

military grade

[@megancrager4397]

Why is that? I always heard coca8ne was laced with baby laxatives.

[@benjig7085]

Took his call of duty seriously respect 🙏

[@brandonbryant7854]

"Rolled to the side, pulled my pants down and blow mud all over the ditch" man im dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfdemon8491]

😂😂😂😂

[@Superspic01390]

Bruh, it was THAT line exactly that did it for me also!! 😂

[@PlymouthLad76]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HudsonOutdoors]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lovemywifeandkids8258]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@forterierocks]

As an ex plumber I never wanna see "mud" again... I've literally seen "mud" 6 feet up walls, and some of the things I've pulled from drains would give most people nightmares

[@americanfirst913]

My fellow plumber, I salute your service sir

[@Tyler-mp6xb]

What's the worst thing you pulled out lol

[@bobjohnson1096]

@@Tyler-mp6xb Probably a fetus.

[@watnoudan]

Thank you for your service

[@DZ-hu2sv]

Man I was using a hydro jetter because this guy's toilet wouldn't flush. Clean out was clear so between the toilet and clean out was a clog. So I put the jetter in and as I pulled back, I was hit in the face with a mound of 💩 that had half eaten corn and cabbage. A tampon had initially started the block and it all backed up and went everywhere

[@chriswilson7211]

"I just turned a little sideways and blew mud..." He's going for distance! He's going for speeeeeed!

[@kellyharris2682]

Haha loved "Cake"

[@shaunclifton5281]

😂 Cake

[@caraRd203]

🤣🤣🤣 Haven't heard that in years, it's gonna be on repeat in my head now foe a few days, it is a very catchy one. He's all alone in a time of need, music was still good back then, we still had MTV actual videos & countdowns. The good ol days, I give this man mad props for admitting this to everyone considering it usually such a sensitive topic. Everyone can relate I think to that super uncomfortable "oh shit I think I have to go" and being in the worse place possible. You would think they would give them a heads up so it wouldn't mess up their mission?

[@kellyharris2682]

Riiight wasn't that like considered somewhat "Ska" music 🎵🎶 back then.....oh those were "The Day's", mind you I'm 46 now...ugh 😩😫 soon to be 47 and **I remember my bestie and I had tickets to see them....but something happened and they never came through**

[@OregonGypsy.]

😂😂😂

[@flkc395]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! 🇺🇸

[@Abdullah.147]

For what? For killing villagers?

[@kellsbellls]

"Ole coop found out what the deal was that day" 😂😂😂😂 i could watch this guy all day

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Thanks bro!!!😂

[@charlesroque7149]

Man don't talk about that... ROQUESOLID out

[@Unknown__00011]

@@Huntingcarolinasyou’re actually that guy. Cool

[@Coronet_shop]

Now I'm just pissy

[@volkswagenmember]

I take provigil and this is real talk. Makes me gotta shit sometimes

[@applesbighatranch6906]

War isn't funny, but this warrior's report of That Day certainly is. God bless all of you.

[@ka3097]

@@rocko-go4vfProvigil is just Modafinil. It’s not even that intense. It’s like a very mild version of Adderal. It’s given to people who have chronic fatigue, narcolepsy or sleep apnea to stay awake… people who work night shift also. It’s definitely not “speed” because that would mean it’s an amphetamine which it isn’t. The title of this video is misleading.

[@rocko-go4vf]

@@ka3097 I'm very familiar with provigil & nuvigil. I do not think its miss-leading at all. We do not know the doses they was taking. At high doses one could easily stay up for 48 hrs, and still be more then focused to follow orders. lol

[@moeland3414]

All that just for the Taliban to take back their country in 3 days and take all of the weapons given to afghan soldiers and military vehicles. Those men died for nothing and many lost limbs and a lot more with ptsd.

[@ka3097]

@@moeland3414 20 years, $3 trillion, loss of life and injuries like you said, innocent civilians killed... Just to make the Doha agreement with the Taliban which Taliban violated during evacuation... Yet evacuation still proceeded. They did the same thing in Vietnam. Made a deal that the NVA violated after a day, resuming fighting as the US pulled out. The US making deals with the enemy means they're out of options and objectives were failed. The Doha agreement with Taliban had secret annexes which I believe were for the Taliban to turn on Russia.

[@freedomisbrightestindungeons]

War is very funny at times

[@miraclemax08]

kinda make me wonder what this SOF guy considers the *_SECOND_* worse day of his life was 🤣

[@bigtime37ja]

I would be scared to ask after this

[@QuattroSG]

The time he shit out solid logs in his firing position after eating the instant coffee packet in the MRE

[@The_Red_Off_Road]

@@QuattroSGthat’s why you always gotta keep some extra peanut butter packets with you. Put a plug in that shit

[@bercor4948]

"So i met this girl in thailand.."

[@miraclemax08]

@@bercor4948 🤣

[@mrxmrp8795]

Semper Fi, glad you are still with brother us.

[@UrbanValorTV]

SF and appreciate it bro 🤙🏼

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Me 2!

[@mjengel84]

The Marine Corps has always found interesting ways to prime an individual Marine’s rage before combat….

[@CarboxL-pu9jn]

I take this stuff for Fatigue daily and daily I do infact shit my brains out 30 minutes after. I have to wake up early so i can shit my brains out it wakes you up real fucking quick!

[@alwaysstraitup]

@@CarboxL-pu9jn I'm sorry, your not alone, I take other meds that do the same thing. Many times I have to wake up and RUN to the toilet! Fun stuff!

[@CarboxL-pu9jn]

@@alwaysstraitup Hahaha yeah, annoying!

[@TheEsjie]

by soft .. does he mean Snow men ?

[@realWARPIG]

​@@TheEsjie he didn't say soft, he said SOF meaning Special Operations Forces.

[@JOWNZ88]

Dude was like I shit myself and stayed in the sun all day for nothing.

[@themcfaceman]

he did say that didn't he

[@HighHrothgar0]

Definitely try some probiotics typically amphetamines and modafinil don't cause a reaction like that it was probably something else he ate. Was he allowed to consume alcohol?

[@georgewashingtoniv8745]

​@@HighHrothgar0Alcohol? Hell no. Lol. Maybe if a medic or nurse decided to.

[@graciegjj]

Homeless in California you are? I'm sorry you didn't survive capitalism.

[@from-Texas]

Now you know what its like to be 68 years old

[@juliemanarin4127]

Lol yep!!! I'm about to be 65! 😂

[@lidmc796]

​@@juliemanarin4127Heavy filters on that picture I take it? 😂

[@beer1for2break3fast4]

Whoa not true dude unless you have some medical problem.

[@jamesmann9600]

why are you fighting the taliban at 68?

[@graciegjj]

Some opiate users can't go at all unless they take laxatives. Now you know what it's like to be an opiate user.

[@VenusWoods]

Take it everyday, I fall asleep driving, walking, talking etc. without it. I never knew they gave this to you guys,Thank you for your service!

[@UrbanValorTV]

Your support is much appreciated 🤙🏼

[@ziggy814]

My dad was a Recon Marine in Vietnam... Hats off to you good sir

[@GypsyEncounters]

On a silly unrelated note, I initially read "my dad is a raccoon...."

[@wangtaiwangtai5756]

The bravery of this confession is by far more honorable and honest than ever taking someone’s life!! Good times!!!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Governmentally issued speed. That means they got the recipe and the supply chain

[@EJackson82]

It's not that brave. Ex-soldier here, his buddies tell EVERYONE.

[@graciegjj]

Normal lifer here, could be made up. Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see... 😎😁

[@EJackson82]

@@graciegjj The Army gave ME sp[eed when I was in Iraq in '03. I would patrol for 3 days, then they would give me a "go to sleep" pill, and I would rack for 24 hours straight. Lather, rinse, repeat. For about a month

[@bagingospringo4396]

Haha bravery....imagine thinking wasting women and children is brave

[@jordan7472]

I can see why marines are so fierce and deadly in battle. Because their fighting off of pure anger and misery and excitement that they need to let loose on something.

[@robroy289]

Yeah, their bowels. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tropickman]

Didn't they feed this stuff to militants in Syria? Its mil-grade amphetamines.

[@lostwizardcat9910]

Don't forget the legal meth

[@grnsouth1204]

Oh he definitely let loose...

[@marksasahara1115]

I think you mean misery and excrement.Lol!

[@RobertMorris-l3l]

Thank you SIR FOR YOUR SERVICE

[@kevinmonday522]

Love ya, bro. Not a warrior, just a trucker, been there-feel your pain...

[@UrbanValorTV]

When you know you know 😂🤙🏼

[@bethanyduffy5381]

So you smoked some meth and shit yourself...well done you American hero.😂

[@zoorped]

😂😂😂😂

[@bradheath4200]

Lmfao That's brutal bro. Thank you for your service and your honesty.

[@UrbanValorTV]

Appreciate it 🤙🏼

[@aaronszabo6905]

Thanks for everything you've done and still have to do! Lol, im a carpenter, not a soldier, but i think about the poop​ dilemma in war almost every time I play cod. I was afraid that Drop trou and open the gates to Brown Town was the protocol. Looks like im right. Having to fight you with a butt full of poo doesn't seem like a good time. For anybody!!!😂😂😂@UrbanValorTV

[@dungeonmaster6292]

What service?

[@yallprettysus]

​@@UrbanValorTV murderer 😂

[@dustinrichards5110]

@@yallprettysuspussy

[@Lunaeus]

"Blowing mud all over that ditch..." I had to watch 5 times! Great wording that makes it all show the brutality involved in the reality of being a combat hardened warrior, that can literally put up with any shit.

[@Snailshroom]

You're messed up dude....

[@LordAntman]

I mean, the mud wasn’t hardened 🤷‍♂️😂

[@olderuglierandwiser]

No you are 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ​@@Snailshroom

[@Rebleraysavage]

Real men ❤ thank you ALL for your services ❤

[@UrbanValorTV]

Much appreciated

[@Charles-ly6pf]

That would piss me off too,just sit there speeding with nothing to do...

[@PHOBOS1708]

"not even to KILL anyone ...!"

[@colbymelvin5245]

Literally stewing in your own shit, but hopped up on speed and sleep fucked.

[@Robbiebandz2020]

Yeah, most people pride.Don't understand how horrible that would be

[@Kajteliborackuuu1213]

Nah 100000000% concentrated on every movement that happens, time flies fast asf when you're mega focused

[@HarryGoulding]

THIS

[@afolk48]

I remember takin a Pro V on my very first ROD (remain over day) as a sniper in the 75th. It was absolutely nuts, I was dog tired and within 10 min of taking that shit I was wired for the rest of the day. The brutal realities of war, do whatever you can whenever you can to stay awake and keep yourself and your buddies alive.

[@Edward_USMC13]

I crossed paths with you boys back in 06 in Iraq and I honestly had no idea they still gave operators crank like all the stories you hear from World War II LOL and here I am just a lowly USMC grunt not only do we have the most shit gear, we don't even get drugs? Weak😂

[@TryABaconSlice]

​@Edward_USMC13 provigil isnt speed dude, its just an anti narcolepsy drug like a long duration caffeine

[@parleycapps1327]

​@@TryABaconSlice wrong sir it is indeed a stimulant like Adderall or amphetamine in general it just is not a amphetamine structure way more similar to speed than caffeine

[@TryABaconSlice]

@@parleycapps1327I never said it was not a stimulant. I have experience with all three, do you? Modafinil is very mild, much more similar to caffeine in terms of potency and effects than it is to an amphetamine. In terms of structure and mechanism of action all three are different and act on different pathways, for different durations of time

[@jamie5588]

​@@parleycapps1327Provigil (modafinil) is nothing like speed mate. There is no high, and in my experience you don't feel wired, it is very subtle. It just prevents the majority of your tiredness. Amphetamine will make you 'wired', dose dependant of course. Modafinil is, in my opinion, a better caffeine; it lasts longer and has none of the jitteriness or anxiety associated with moderate to high doses.

[@adamsquires2270]

Instead of Ol’ Coop…his nickname should be Blo’ Poop

[@smathet7766]

LMAO

[@timothyjohnson4285]

That's poetry Mr.. You're obviously a master word-crafter. Thanks for the GRINS!!😊

[@Eduardo8olvera]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@taurus4237]

😂😂

[@LarryGullahorn]

😅😅

[@monawilsonpoole2459]

I'm so sorry that you were put in that position. Thank you for having the courage to be real with us. We owe our veterans so much. Respect!

[@KingTurdle]

Man, I thought I had it bad when the team meal gave me the Hershey Squirts. I told the coach I had to sit on the toilet at halftime. I couldn’t listen to his speech. Stayed in there while the team warmed back up. I was unsuccessful. Got back to the field at the kickoff. We received the ball. Went out to the huddle with tears in my eyes. Guts bubbling. Shaking my head around, I kept saying “I’m gonna shit my pants, I’m gonna shit my pants.” QB tells me to STFU. Get the play call, I have no clue what it is. Get on the line at LT. Ball snaps, hit the DT and on impact I explode. Come back to the huddle, QB says “OMG KingTurdle! YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!” Go to the sidelines, coach puts the second string OT in. Sit out a couple plays. Coach says “well KingTurdle, you playing with shit in your pants is better than second string playing.”Sends me back in. Game ends, we loose. I get to the locker room. By the time I’m done everyone is packed up and on the bus. I wipe my self as clean as I can (not very). Walk out to the bus, climb the stairs, everyone is laughing at me. There’s one open seat left….. Next to our female kicker.

[@chippalmer4369]

That's a good one, although not fun at all at the time. When I was wrestling, we wouldn't eat for what seemed like days, and then chow as soon as we weighed in. Soon learned everything went right through me, except once, when it hit me mid-match. I was able to hold onto the win, 4-3. After shaking hands I ran straight off the mat to the locker room, barely making. Thank God I didn't lose it on the mat. Never would have heard the end of it.

[@KingTurdle]

@@chippalmer4369 after this incident I began packing my own meal for the team meal, I no longer trusted the catering stuff they had brought in. I’ve always had a weak stomach 😄 I could definitely see that happening with wrestling. I was always heavyweight, so making weight wasn’t much of a concern for me.

[@justinfarmer7460]

You just know your teammates left THAT seat open on purpose.

[@franktall7705]

I had a QB teammate shit in his pants during a pop Warner game once. Such a good kid too. 😂😂😂

[@ezioauditore6371]

Goddammit reading this at night got me waking up the whole house from laughter😂😂😂😂😂

[@Stand1ngBear]

I love this dude's delivery of his story. I worked alongside several MARSOC guys when i was in the Army and a few of them had personalities very similar to his. They were some awesome people to be around.

[@Kevin-y6f7d]

love your story

[@julianwilson218]

"just blew mud all across the ditch, there was shit running down my cheeks" I'm fucking dying 😭💀

[@defensivetak75]

One time I was early for work and didn’t have a key. I had to shit and nothing around was open, get in my car to go somewhere and it won’t start 😂 I blew mud all over the alley next to my work 😂😂😂

[@jodironey9814]

Thank you for your service and your bad ass attitude and for sticking it out even when the shit hit the fan or ditch! My Dad was a Marine In Vietnam and I love him, RIP, and ALL WARRIORS but especially MARINES!❤🦅🇺🇸

[@rogershoemaker9812]

I’m prescribed Provigil for Narcolepsy and it does help clear you out in the morning if you catch my drift, but it is a not a true stimulant. Provigil is a histamine agonist, meaning it tells your brain to produce more histamine which heightens alertness and keeps you awake for 4-6 hours. It’s basically the opposite of an antihistamine. It’s considered the safest stimulant on the market and that’s why the military and Narcoleptics are prescribed it. Plus it’s non-addictive. Great stuff.

[@zachanundson33]

Are you taking modafinil or the actual brand provigil

[@RichardLafleur-j1f]

Yea and it costs a butt ton even with insurance.

[@rogershoemaker9812]

@@zachanundson33 Sometimes modafinil, sometimes Provigil, it depends on what the pharmacy has at the time

[@rogershoemaker9812]

@@RichardLafleur-j1f Thankfully I have pretty good insurance and I only about $33 a refill for about 4-5 months then I quickly reach my deductible by then and it’s free for the rest of the year

[@AndrewdrumsOH]

Same here ! I have narcolepsy as well!

[@letsdothis9063]

Legend has it..the provigil never wore off.

[@theauthenticwaffle651]

@Pill_Smith Thats a combat vet, show some respect

[@theauthenticwaffle651]

@Pill_Smith So you're telling me that if someone pointed a gun at your head or at a family member's head you wouldn't shoot them first? Sounds like you're just a coward

[@prestonrobert2625]

@@theauthenticwaffle651 real speed have respect

[@wbrown9155]

Thank you for your service man and thank you for talking about it. Please get more veterans to talk about it because it is important. It is historical, accurate, and truthful. Keep it up 👍🏿

[@Luxamor-8]

Serviced his bank account and social credit score.

[@nurseprac.nikki513]

Omg! I’m a NP but in the late 90’s when Provigil came out, I was a registered nurse working in a family practice office. The Provigil rep would come in with samples preaching that this new miracle drug gave you mind clarity. That anyone could take and it would make you sharper. He suggested we all give it a try, thinking we’d love it and push the drug for him. Back then they got incentives for the amount of drugs prescribed. So, myself, the MA and the two receptionists decided to give it a try. I mean why not. Well, not only were we all beating the bathroom door down to take turns shitting but it gave you the worst anxiety you’ve ever had. I was all but in tears. So, it is not in fact made for mind clarity and it is not made for everyone. It’s made for narcolepsy, sleep apnea and shift work. Like you’re exhausted after working 10 hours and need that boost to get you to the 12 hour mark. And by the way, what we did was dumb, it was a long time ago and no one should ever take a medication that is not prescribed. Also, this was when the medication first came out. They’ve have learned a lot since then.

[@skyline8982]

The bravery to be honest is dam straight commendable.

[@SKROOGLE504]

The worst day of my life as a Marine was when I figured out my government was the actual terrorists.

[@virtualpilgrim8645]

"We fought the wrong enemy" ~General Patton

[@reiserkeiser]

​@@virtualpilgrim8645Right, that group of thugs who killed millions of Jews and Slavs was the "wrong enemy". GTFO here

[@trapezoid5810]

Keep that in mind when thinking over the thousands of your brothers who died for you to say that

[@Cristian-wo7yi]

​​@@trapezoid5810 shut your mouth, SCHIAVO DEL GOVERNO!!!

[@joshuakersman637]

i dont think you got his point. we become expendable. and a lot of our brothers and sisters in the military have died over something that didnt necessarilyneed to be done. a lot of it, yes they died protecting our country. but in some rare cases, parys if our government have been known to become corrupt. sending our brothers into missions that benefit only them. ​@trapezoid5810

[@mallardtheduck406]

That was a Great Brutally honest story bro. My Father was a U.S. Marine '60-'64, he was an F-4 Phantom engine tech. I would've been a Marine had I not been disabled after having cancer. I had radiation over my colon and this is an everyday occurrence for me, permanently incontinent. Thank You For Your Service & May God Bless You & Your's Sir!!!! -Semper Fi

[@MrRoundhousekid]

May God grant you Paradise, Sir! 😢

[@dreyb1801]

My condolences bruv. May God make you whole in Jesus Christ's name. Amen 🙏

[@keenbaker-dias1137]

Rule number 1 never take what the doctor recommends 😂

[@nolanyoung8786]

Never done speed and never been in the military. But I imagine the rush of being on speed in a firefight would be the best thing ever. Sitting around tweaking out waiting for an enemy that never comes sounds ‘shitty’ though.

[@ALJR223]

He wasn't on speed speed is amphetamine. Provigil is a wakefulness medication that's non-stimulating and non-addicting for people with like daytime sleepiness and narcolepsy and shift disorder. I don't know what the f*** this idiot's talking about but he's completely full of it

[@Dolritto]

Drug experiences direction is connected to users personality and morals - on the opposite end of the possibilities You may feel big shift in perception towards universal compassion to others and loose all will to fight.

[@y0h0p38]

@@Dolritto Its basically meth, not acid lmao. Have you ever tried stims at all? They make you want to crash tf out and kill anyone who looks at you wrong. Other than making you feel like you are god. Its not a tryptamine is a basic ass dopamine/seratonin/noreph/whatever else reuptake inhibiter, it doesn't cause any sort of ego death or difference perception

[@ALJR223]

​@@thefifth9830modafinil is not speed. Speed is amphetamine. This guy does know he's talking about or has correlated and experience with something. He was never given speed. Modafinil does not have the side effects he talked about and is not a stimulant. However if you was given speed it wouldn't be what you described. Pharmaceutical grade amphetamine does not make you lose your mind at normal doses you become calm hyper focused and energized.

[@ryanboyer1156]

It's not really speed. It's modanfinil. Look it up. I used to take it. It's a wakefulness promoting drug. People with swing shifts and third shift get it prescribed.

[@diegofiora]

this is the simultaneously the most hilarious terrifying/nightmarish experiences I could've never have conceived 😂

[@libbywakefield6202]

I'm a 68yr old woman I have few Joy's anymore. But today is pure Bliss I have found my American Hero. God keep you safe, keep you Free.

[@UrbanValorTV]

Thank you 🙏

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Thank You!

[@briancarter2052]

I will always have respect for the Marines. When I saw my son after basic training, I didn't recognize him at first. I could tell. He was changed...into someone who I would never be able to relate to. Groovy 😮

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

This is me everyday after that first cup of coffee.

[@cdk1016]

Switch to decaf brother

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

@@cdk1016 Never

[@thebuonocore9818]

Damn dude, pulling your pants down and blowing shit all over the place must get you a lot of dirty looks.

[@JohnCartwright-i3q]

Switch to herbal tea sipped to the sound of a twangy sitar 😂❤

[@logancjames]

Go to a doctor man

[@thepopeofkeke]

Wolf brand chili should dramatize this story into a chili commercial

[@bmg0afg]

Bro that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while😅 thank you for this!

[@jacole1234]

Bahaha

[@hardasnails11b]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@williep1626]

Employing Marine vets as unhinged spokespeople would actually be pretty entertaining

[@Shut-Up-And-Read]

That's the chili mac MREs mmmmm those are not bad but run from anything vegetarian veggie MREs will make you re-paint the John.

[@DECDEC1220]

Bro, the face he made when he says, "Blow mud all over the ditch" has me rolling..

[@thehighclimber3993]

People say, "Guys in sandals ran USA off." These guys are the holy warriors, and i can't even imagine what it's like in real up close bone rattling combat with those dudes. Respect to this berserker and the rest who experienced this.

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Thank u!

[@jimmybeans1175]

Hiding in another country till we leave because they lose every gun fight is more like it.

[@neworleanssoul]

They havent won a conflict since 1945

[@AllisterCaine]

They were fanatics, but the Russians have lots of artillery shells. I'd pick the one or another ied instead of constant hail of ieds on my trench any day.

[@living_in_revelation]

Holy warriors? Pawns for global conquest, i was almost one of them

[@TheHog131]

This what real men are made of, fearlessness and truth. No DEI here !

[@Variety_Pack]

Old Coop now blinks 70% less than average

[@Thecleananunseenteam]

Well what a hell of a guy truly thank you for everything 🙏

[@chriscarey1478]

Yet the young guys are taught that war is glorious.

[@adnanbosnian5051]

It is glorious to fight for that which is above all and without partners in the heart - Allauh, the Truth/Justice...Goodness, to protect the innocent and punish the guilty, to fear nothing except to become bad (fear of Lord of the worlds and Master of Judgment Day, Allauh). It is not glorious when you fight for money which Zionist Freemasons create out of paper or just run numbers on the screen, for glory, honor, respect, medals, victory, nation, skin color, etc. Only for Allauh, and real Mosslems dont need sorcery (pharmacy) to keep "their" spirit up.

[@hdoglesby]

Bless this man. It takes real bravery to tell this story

[@DopesickDonald]

Really? I’d be telling this story at every bar I went to. Guess I’m a real American Hero.

[@jenj181]

Really? War is illegal. Look up Kelloggs pact and then look at the legal consequences if ANYONE breaks this pact... and then don't forget this man is suffering from antisocial personality disorder with homicidal desires. My question is... how brainwashed are you to say murdering people is brave?

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Thank you!

[@maryannallen9885]

Thank you for your service❤ glad you had some wipes😖

[@finchsparrowbird]

I would listen to an audible of this guy. What a story teller.

[@landonboyd3001]

Blaming the first taliban guy he saw that day for having to shit himself, then releasing all his anger on that one man, was his only recourse. And they never showed up.. unfortunate.

[@Huntingcarolinas]

So disappointing!

[@allrequiredfields]

I love hearing that this is the worst day of his life because with Ulcerative Colitis, I've had numerous days like this - only it lasts for days on end. *Side note: me saying "I love it" isn't a shot at him, but rather it made me feel tougher for having to deal with this 'shit' for decades, and it has literally ruined my life in just countless ways.

[@theruggedscholar1544]

Please get well!

[@brysonfitzgerald5238]

Were you in a ditch next to your stink for days?!

[@jacktyler5241]

This got me good as i can 100% relate 😂 Fellow UC buddy here, wishing you the best ❤

[@wes788411]

You don’t have the energy to clean yourself up?

[@cringeavenger237]

​@@wes788411What is that even supposed to mean in this context?

[@michaelpena5986]

I never understood why they made a big deal about Nazis taking meth. We we're taking it also. I was in the army. I had a green beret medic friend. He said they carried amphetamine also. Sometimes you just need that extra drive he told me. I was on provigil from the doctor. It's not as powerful as meth but gets the job done.

[@dimbulb2229]

I'm surprised the smell, didn't blow your cover.Sorry for your bad day

[@onikinhas]

There's a difference between implementing that at a regimental level vs some isolated cases

[@mikloridden8276]

Both the Nazis and Japanese had it available like candy and it had secondary effects for them.

[@michaelpena5986]

@@mikloridden8276 yeah they learned the secondary effects in Germany and were stopped being issued to them. We or the allies also had limited use in the war.

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

@@onikinhasGermans used the most, then the Japanese, but the Brits & Americans used a lot (100s0fMiIs0fTabs)-up to 15% of US troops were regular users.

[@chinnareid3254]

I was screaming and laughing 🤣….im so sorry dude 😂

[@harveyclark1433]

Bruh. Man. Sir. Hats off for taking shit for the team. You the MAN.

[@tiffanyaugustine8455]

Best comment, Harvey. Just a few hours sooner, and you'd prolly RULE the WORLD.... (seriously, tho.... You clever mofo, Harvey.... ❤️🇺🇸😘😉😅🤣.....)

[@Huntingcarolinas]

@@tiffanyaugustine8455😂😂😂😂

[@claudelabelle7099]

Worse day in my life, was at the age of 7, witnessing my father being crushed to death in an industrial accident.

[@cryptojuicer]

yeah that sucks really bad. im sorry

[@RobertNorton-tj7dk]

Ugh. I wish there was a way of removing that from your brain. And I hope you’re healing as much as possible. God bless

[@davidtejeda1380]

No one asked my dude go see a therapist or something

[@Taipans]

🎉

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Yeah man… that’s terrible

[@pup9892]

I am prescribed that for sleep issues or the lack of. Its like speed without the negative side affects. Doesn't increase heart rate or blood pressure. It does increase the ability to focus and fights fatigue. I'm surprised the military issues this, it would have been a great benefit when I was in. I never experienced his side affects. Maybe it's due to pre combat jitters and not the med.

[@johngalt97]

Ya, Provigil only has an effect if you got crappy sleep, in any case, and doesn't affect your craps.

[@michaelsegel8758]

@@johngalt97 , @pup9892 It depends on the individual and the dosage. Go google the side effects. Its not really speed. Its a dopamine re-uptake inhibitor. Lasts about 10 hours before it wears off and you tell by the histamine reaction. It comes in 100mg and 200mg dosage. If you take too much... you get the jitters. I wouldn't touch it if it wasn't prescribed. BTW its also illegal in certain countries like Japan.

[@matthewandrade1893]

Both false. It indeed is known to increase blood pressure and heart rate over the long term and it gives u the shits unless ur constipated af

[@sirholmes69]

It most definitely increases heart rate. But not to any sort of dangerous levels.

[@wayne251975]

It is a form of caffeine that doesn't work anything like the usual variety of caffeine such as what's in coffee or chocolate. It is used for Pilots, cops , some military, those in safety sensitive jobs and especially those that suffer sleep issues.

[@pvthfindxr]

dude, laying in the sun doing nothing all a day in gillie suites, half covered in shit, and off speed sounds like an AWFUL time 😂😂

[@myveryfirstname]

Guys like this is why I use to love doing VA nonemergency transfers on the ambulance. 😂😂

[@FaeryMoon555]

Those were AMAZING for people with chronic fatigue and severe, chronic physical pain.

[@kelseyk530]

Shit...maybe I should try it. Got sick at 15 in 2005 with CFS. And that morphed into over a dozen other incurable and intractable chronic pain disorders and health issues. Out of 600+ docs and specialists, I've tried a fuck ton of drugs but not that one.

[@M-ray-dubya80]

@@kelseyk530it’s a drug for narcolepsy, and I wouldn’t recommend it

[@blyxx7450]

War is hell.

[@colinkennedy4646]

"AND THATS WHY IT'S A TERRIBLE DAY." I love how he tells it is...lmfao

[@jacobsvoboda5271]

“Son I’ve got to get this done now” 😂😂 tell me that hasn’t crossed your mind once or twice 😂

[@Rullehjem]

Never been in the military, but I've been there brother.

[@shanecrocker3629]

They didn’t just give it to SOF. I was a flyer and they gave it to us as well so that we could stay awake on long missions.

[@armandhammer9617]

Geez that story would've been so much worse if he was stuck inside a jet. Holy cow

[@gary19222]

​@@armandhammer9617 ya and you know thats happened!

[@TraeSMR]

​@@armandhammer9617Depending on the jets, some have a full size airplane bathroom in them. Rules are like an RV, if you can hold it you just do number one. If you really have to shit then go ahead, but the guys on the ground have to do more work.

[@happyjohn354]

@@armandhammer9617 I hear the trick is to drink a bunch of water then go bathroom as soon as you can then after that DONT DRINK ANYTHING. The moment you have extra water in your system you will have to shit again. So when you do have to drink water do it with small sips over a period of time not like half a bottle one go. This is from a civilian friend who uses it though. Worked at remote construction sites where sometimes there wasn't a toilet for miles.

[@sunshinelizard1]

OMG, that's what Hitler did - he gave his troops tons of speed and the results were horrific.

[@tomwasilewski2532]

Hey brother, great story. I spent 17 years in SOCOM myself. My buddy has a similar story, laying on his side in an ORP, and crapping away. The funnier thing is his teammate went over to relay a message and plopped down in a puddle of nastiness...

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Ohhh damnnn that sucks!!!!

[@jodiemirowski2980]

Oh no!! 😂😂

[@bradpnw1897]

God bless you 🙏❤️

[@darrylreid3037]

Hilarious

[@JohnJacobs-g6t]

Sounds terrible.

[@jameslalley3787]

Had a little bout with incontinence one time! Worst 2 weeks of my life! Highest regards and thanks for your service sir!

[@anthonyhyatt2329]

Provigil is prescribed for shift work sleeping disorder, but is extremely effective helping you study.

[@Texas1836]

And for people on heavy pain meds. They make you sleepy. Provigil counteracts that.

[@billbaggans1799]

Used that years ago, not good for the heart. Would see shit in the trees during the wee hours of the morning.

[@GinoXL]

@@billbaggans1799your shit was laced then lol

[@matthewandrade1893]

Shit is overrated pussy pills. Used to take provigil and 40 mg of adderall. Barely felt shit.

[@-Cellucor-]

@@GinoXLidk if that's the case, provigil can definitely cause diarrhea and heart issues/chest pains.(edit: only read “would shit in the trees”😂 but also has side affects of hallucinations, and insomnia which could lead to you thinking your seeing stuff)

[@sammycosta618]

“ you know , bout to be Taliban time “ is insane 😂💀

[@Pilgrimm21]

Worst thing you ever want to hear: "I'm from the government, I'm here to help!" Right?

[@SC-gp7kt]

I LOVE hearing the younger generations' comparisons & other thoughts about the music I grew up with. ❤

[@garryjames4727]

Looks like the speed is still taking effect 😂 Take care bro ✌🏻

[@SGpoloB]

This is one of my favorite vids I’ve seen in a minute

[@madArt1981]

Oh my lord. I feel for you. I got stuck in a ditch for 18 HOURS, don’t ask. But stuck & having the Runs?!? Oh man Watta nightmare

[@ryanlatterell2079]

Thank YOU for your Services Brother !!!

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Thank you!

[@UrbanValorTV]

Much appreciated

[@Nanomachinesson-bb9vf]

🤖

[@stephenconnor6309]

I know I shouldn't, but I LOVE this story !! Pure honesty :-)

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

This tops my worst day by quite a lot....

[@Ginger_Idiot202]

Why did he have to go into such detail? 😭😭😭 "Running down my cheeks" like bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@PedroCazales]

For the visuals, hermano

[@Huntingcarolinas]

Just had to let you all know!😂😂

[@TD-oo1hl]

Fr I was like 🤨🥴🫠😭😂

[@jeffhartwig5283]

Dude! cracking me up. Thank you for your service. You should do stand up... Keister LOL

[@VelvetCrown2]

My Marine husband sat in a bush for 3 days in a ghillie suit waiting for his target. His ear swelled shut because so many bugs bit him. They aren’t allowed to swat or move. He got the target,

[@salravioli]

We are lucky to have men like this.

[@chrisr326]

I agree.. it's true, we can sleep soundly because people like this are out patrolling

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

AII/wars in the past 125+ years were induced (proof in my lmportant/p/Iist).

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

@@chrisr326AII the IzImic/Terr/Groups (AQ/lS/Wahhbs/MusBrthd/TaIibs/VariousMujis) created/buiIit up by lntel/State.

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

@@chrisr326I respect them, but it’s all been a show-even ck *”MâII/Strëêt/nd/Th/B0Ishk/Rv”* (l/have/a/cIip&rsrcs/in/dscrp).

[@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist]

I aIso suggest *”The/WWl/Cnsprcy”* by Jms/C0rbett & his 9/EIvn work (l/have/p/Iistof). & *Lectures/by/Raico/PerI0ff/Epprs0n*

[@robertanderson2938]

Thank you for going through that for us bro.

[@miked4741]

Im glad your on our side sir

[@notavailable1216]

@@miked4741 I agree if he was an enemy he'd probably eat a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and drink some espresso and cover all of gods green earth in poo.

[@kamuix9932]

i sas the thumbnail and just starting laughing off like never before😭🙏

[@Tarq2077]

Provigil is Modafinil if anyone's wondering, it's not actually speed

[@AppalachianMountaineer1863]

It’s not an amphetamine but it hits all the same systems which is why it gives you the shits all the same

[@BIGUS_PENUS]

What a pleasant story , I especially liked the details 👍👍👍 CANT WAIT FOR A PART 2 😉

[@themetaphysicalaxe5506]

Thank your for your service man lol 😂

[@Mattwest1985]

When he said “just blow mud all over the ditch” I just busted 😂 poor guy has been through some shihhhhh!

[@keithsimon4144]

That's definitely PTSD. And people wonder why vets don't want to talk about combat.

[@LambeauLeeeper]

Shitting yourself? Gimme a break.

[@courtneyobyrne5309]

This isn’t ptsd. vets want to talk about combat, they don’t want to talk about combat to people who don’t understand combat and try to relate as if they ever could and then say “Thank you for your service” or “I appreciate what you boys did back there” hahahaha

[@urbanschwaller7980]

I see we missed the joke by a fucking mile​@@courtneyobyrne5309

[@Scalesmen]

Idiot should have not been in someone else’s country at the behest of Israel.. Should have been on our border.

[@JohnJacobs-g6t]

@@courtneyobyrne5309cringe

[@Lugghandle]

This story is the Army experience in a nutshell.