The Grand Tour Computer Board & Suitcase Mobile

[@jonyprepperisrael60]

Tonight on bottom gear: I drift with a suit case May become an error 404 and Hammond falls of a laptop and dies

[@mclarenspeedtail8988]

Lol

[@trulux8395]

damn my guy you got this pin. happy 9 likes

[@valix8477]

Hammond busts a kickflip

[@jackychang9148]

Off*

[@notrickastley6554]

"Accompanied by jeremy nearly killing an innocent man."

[@kalyana7167]

“The SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!”

[@zenny3859]

“Oh shit”

[@lille0le502]

why did i know that clarkson said that before he said it

[@alissa2791]

The SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

[@gw7477]

it was the gin

[@theexpert984]

kalyana he’s been doing that since top gear 😂

[@QuizisyTeam]

Jeremy:Knocks A Old Man Over Doesn't Do Anything Jeremy:Crashes Into Toblerones And Trys To Fix It

[@possibly8180]

He did say he was sorry tho

[@Tofudrifter4487]

@@possibly8180 i do know that

[@possibly8180]

@@Tofudrifter4487 folks of culture rise up

[@Tofudrifter4487]

@@possibly8180 some say that gamers are the most oppressed minority and should rise up, but it is us, the initial D fandom, who shall rise

[@possibly8180]

@@Tofudrifter4487 preach the word bruv

[@Thebigdog_1984]

as someone that works in an airport - gate 1 does exist, it's primarily used for passengers with mobility issues. Jeremy's case i believe was made specifically for the show.

[@aliboy357]

Actually there was a company or 2 actually planning on making them. There was serious consideration being given to making them when the episode aired, they had a website and everything but I can’t for the life of me remember the name. Hammonds was a custom job I think.

[@yabooiijosh8785]

Shut up

[@aliboy357]

@@yabooiijosh8785 If you have nothing useful to say then it's best not to say anything at all.

[@epictoby8960]

U always get that one guy that just ruines it

[@yabooiijosh8785]

Epic Toby 89 exactly

[@StofStuiver]

3.13 "Do you want to see my P-nis" "Oh wow, not right now!"

[@jim.659]

he wanted to see it after

[@Shwaaahdy]

He says: errrm well not right now

[@johnsawtell-rickson3957]

StofStuiver 3:13

[@JamieG.]

Yh it’s the same guy aswell at 7:16

[@flo_________3333]

No......not yet.......

[@gibbb9339]

imagine seeing two blokes at the airport on a suitcase drifting and one on a laptop doing skateboard tricks

[@richardgalle9868]

3:52 the woman to the left literally thinks hammond is a mad man and that her life is in danger

[@lol-kh1cq]

@@richardgalle9868 her life is in danger

[@kajetanrosik1720]

not even blokes, two very very old men

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

Discount crazy kart

[@Mustafa2892]

richard galle her life is in danger but more so because she’s an old hag

[@lennartkrischik4757]

4:08 "I want one" that lady got it

[@kurtsudheim825]

Shes old, &possibly fat or has a walking issue (joints, hip or something)

[@SpadesNeil]

I want one too.

[@wholesomekeanureeves9466]

I want one

[@MichaelD8393]

@@kurtsudheim825 I thought perhaps Jeremy could make a version of the suitcase mobile with a seat, like a mobility scooter, for her.

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@MichaelD8393 well then she might as well stock with what's she's got in reality, as op said, she got it, showing her mind is in much better condition than her body

[@devanman7920]

"a solid click like an m-16 rifle bolt" 😂 honestly though if that laptop is any good that would be class to own

[@kurtsudheim825]

Couldn't tell exactly which one it was other than the ms screen saver, & I'm not going back to lik, was it really a bad one?

[@naxzed_it]

@@kurtsudheim825 Looks like he built it himself, it wasn't very good was it

[@chuckthebeast7693]

You could make a laptop similar but you would have to have separate batteries for the motors, laptop batteries will not handle that sort of current and would either not power the motors at all or explode due to overdraw.

[@rooby0670]

@@ChiefAlday it is a laptop, he literally shows the laptop in the vid

[@Quantum_Magnus]

That laptop is pretty nifty.

[@extremepredudice]

Can you imagine if an old looking dude in an airport opened his luggage and took out a steering wheel, laid his luggage on the ground and clicked the steering wheel into place. Than sat atop it, squealed 'SPEEEEEEEEED!' and started to scoot across the lobby to his gate? Hilarious.

[@wholesomekeanureeves9466]

Legit spy style shit

[@kurtsudheim825]

You can literally see half the reactions, pointing & moving out the east looking

[@matthew_natividad]

Boys will be boys

[@disco5119]

6:41 The SPEEE-EE-EE-EGH-EEED

[@maindepth8830]

Thank you

[@tmbottegal]

I love how the person sitting at the check-in booth at 2:35 transforms from a facial expression of polite smile to pure terror in an instant.

[@only-jr]

yeah they're all actors hahaha

[@kurtsudheim825]

@@only-jr yes, they overtook a while airport & hired thousands of extras, as well as actors fit one liners

[@shizune_]

Imagine looking at some sunglasses and seeing what looks good on you and some man driving on his suitcase pushes you on the floor.

[@ronaldogente5916]

Jeremy:Knocks A Old Man Over Doesn't Do Anything Jeremy:Crashes Into Toblerones And Trys To Fix It

[@mrbenoit5018]

@@ronaldogente5916 the man was dead, nothing you can do

[@parchedbowser]

4:50 "Nothing else turns a woman on like a well executed handbrake turn."

[@XZANIZ]

“Jeremy you’ve killed a man!”

[@darkhoodx6487]

“Oh shit, no”

[@Eldawn]

@@darkhoodx6487 "anyway"

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@Eldawn last week...

[@wolffire5421]

You say that like you never kept track of his kill count

[@1989Chrisc]

3:52 the woman to the left literally thinks hammond is a mad man and that her life is in danger

[@Mustafa2892]

Cj C her life probably was!

[@sennadehond3821]

I thought it was a walker from TWD

[@anomalyp8584]

Probably because she's just a bundle of sticks held together by some clothing lol

[@darthidiot7563]

@@anomalyp8584 lol

[@charlesc.9012]

But that is Hammond, so he might have been falling off every 20ft onto someone when the cameras weren't rolling

[@stewartgrindlay9760]

3:15 the guy was really taken aback

[@3weeksago628]

"Not right now" Hmmm🤔

[@SirNarax]

You can tell that particular scene is scripted because of its' ridiculousness but also because if you did that at an actual airport they would probably throw you out the tallest window they had. They have null/zero tolerance for sexual harassment even when joking at the security check-in.

[@RealtorCardozo]

@@SirNarax Yes, obviously, but it's funny

[@SirNarax]

@@RealtorCardozo You are no liar it is very funny.

[@CallyWasHereOfficial]

Narax hard to not be scripted with a massive camera crew and 2 British icons

[@OneAngrehCat]

The pronounciation of "Steerhing Whhheel" he gives at 0:50 is the most British thing I heard in my live.

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

The poshness.

[@alec4672]

2:10 "there's been a bit of a role reversal" that killed me 💀😂

[@robloxiscancer3343]

“Hammond that does look a bit dangerous” “It is” *laughs*

[@massimoforesti6591]

I like how they timed the jet noise with Clarkson yelling "Oh there's no plane!"

[@GreatBigPillock]

7:05 - "How am I gonna get off the end of this?" Do an ollie, obviously.

[@johnking5174]

I just love at 7:40 they have the end scene of Jeremy asking where the plane is, and him falling just right at where a Ryanair plane is close by - sums up Ryanair perfectly. The airline which lands quite near an airport.

[@DylanDesigned]

3:36 the only time I’ve ever thought Jezza sounded embarrassed 😂

[@ramal5708]

4:32 "Jeremy, you killed a man" 5:42 I wish I could make an entrance in an airport bar like that

[@michealmoses2135]

2:43 is when your best friend insults you when you're having a casual chat with a nice looking girl

[@Archiezetter]

Nice looking or fat

[@Meleeman69]

@@Archiezetter haha oof

[@ToyotaCamrySEv]

Him explaining how a skateboard works is hilarious to me, a teenager from California, especially coming from a 50 year old british man

[@mohammednurul9380]

He's actually 37

[@mohammednurul9380]

@Round Earther no he's 37

[@ToyotaCamrySEv]

Round Earther are you talking about that Boris Johnson dude

[@lagdroid0017]

he’s like 65

[@lagdroid0017]

Round Earther jeremy

[@kipptt]

*lays down suitcase* “its starting to look like a car”

[@ryanm.191]

This sketch was the closest grand tour has been to the original top gear Proper British humour without much dumbing down for the yanks

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed, would love more like this

[@thenotflatearth2714]

british humour is no laughing matter

[@ch4z_bucks]

To be fair to the grand tour, it has to appeal to a wider audience. Top gear broadcasted on BBC 2, and was therefore primarily seen by a British audience, therefore the writers needed only to appeal to British people when they wrote bits and jokes. For the grand tour, they are on Amazon prime, which is more international, and therefore needs to appeal to a wider audience. That being said the general humour and banter still feels close enough to the original top gear, despite the level of scripting in both shows, the conversations on trips and the like seem to be mostly genuine.

[@PanzerMan332]

And we wouldn't want an old man crashing his suitcase into a giant mountain of Toblerones to be dumbed down, would we?

[@JohnSmith-wj2wd]

2:35 The way the check-in lady jumps, cracks me up.

[@goaway7105]

the excitement of Hammond at 6:09 is just too funny

[@assaultclassdroideka9922]

He is like praise me Jeremy Clarkson

[@doomspidey1737]

4:57 there isn't even a delay just 'this is more like a race track OH SHIT'

[@HS-PGX]

Real situation: Once I had to bring my Segway to my holiday home. Unfortunately it didn’t get accepted for check in, and then the staff said that we were running out of time, so just literally put the thing together and then ride it to my waiting Chauffer out by the departures area. I caused quite a shock when I was riding my Segway out to the car. They allow skateboards in most airports. Check beforehand but you should be able to ride your skateboard as well.

[@TheRealSandman]

I love watching everyones reaction as they see Jeremy Clarkson drifting past them on a suitcase

[@Bav-s30z]

1:58 and 6:43 mosquito clarkson

[@scootergrant8683]

YES!

[@oleksandrsvirin7393]

4:52 Jeremy has, once again, turned into a gnome

[@ArthurChristopherRose]

El Mao!

[@unused0001]

4:56 "this is more like a race track than a shop" "OH SHIT" *crash* i can't stop laughing lmaoooo

[@proudy5841]

4:32 I feel really sorry about that man

[@МихаилПенев-ф6с]

Could it be part of the show?

[@thelucky2133]

@@МихаилПенев-ф6с hope it was cuz that fall really hurts XD

[@МихаилПенев-ф6с]

@@thelucky2133 seemed staged

[@harold1no168]

The Lucky 21 funnily enough it isn’t

[@МихаилПенев-ф6с]

@@harold1no168 dafuq

[@azapro911]

"He's not normally that tall." Clarkson was on fire in this segment.

[@YellowYT]

2:34 Look at the check in lady, she got so scared lmao

[@kurtsudheim825]

Not scared, just startled, he came in low & with speed, whilst she wad looking down

[@billyliburdi2147]

Honestly I am really thinking about making one of jermeys suitcase mobiles for when I go on my next trip

[@kele8559]

Next trip

[@bananasstuff3344]

@@Chris_ofln alright then run it off an nimh even though it sucks shit

[@RigJig]

Jeremy Clarkson's finest moments: "I'M DRIFTING A SUITCASE" "I bet you've never had a steering wheel through security" "The SPeeEEeEeeEEeeeED!!!"

[@jkmunaba]

7:15 the guy from the scanner

[@nb5247]

Wow I never saw that

[@johnnylee3565]

Exposed

[@Broccoli_32]

Who?

[@generaltullius4511]

4:57 I pissed myself, thanks.

[@ScottishEngineStudios]

3:14 “Uh well not right now” 😂😂😂 7:39 “There’s no plane!”

[@thekittycats8061]

he couldn't get an air ambulance out of the toblerone crash so he went straight out the end of the gate instead

[@observantmagic4156]

My heart skipped a beat when he said ‘tent’ instead of ‘studio’

[@SC-xt8lz]

That's because it is a tent

[@Ninyfive]

Average people: *driving to the airport* Clarkson and Hammond: *driving in the airport*

[@heidirabenau511]

Most people actually get the train/metro or bus to the airport

[@thomaslucock8066]

7:39 Target down. Time to find an exit 47

[@christian0405]

*THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

[@wojciechmuras553]

Rides like a Tesla!

[@thegamingsaint8668]

Imagine walking through an airport then suddenly out of now where Jeremy clarkson zooms past you on a suitcase car 🤣

[@scootergrant8683]

And then a smattering of cameramen in hi-vis.

[@heidirabenau511]

THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[@heidirabenau511]

Hammond, I'm drifting a suitcase, this is more like a racetrack than an airport, Oh Shit!

[@Kibouo]

5:42 when there’s too much blood in your alcohol stream

[@JBRewskie]

Richard! Killed it! I’m sure that was not easy to ride on!!! Well done mate 👍 !!

[@RazerTheDuck]

he didn’t kill it as much as Jeremy committing vehicular manslaughter with a suitcase

[@VoVilliaCorp]

At least Hammond admitted it was dangerous lol

[@oliverkimmer3373]

Incredible how the camera is always in the right spot to capture the spontaneous moments...

[@Mewhen12369]

Almost like they've been saying it's mostly scripted for the past 15 years

[@risekujikawa7763]

Its scripted

[@themagicboy6548]

"you're dragging your suitcase instead of using it"

[@windriver2363]

The actor that plays the security guard at 3:00 is also is the crowd behind Hammond at 7:15, look at the ring on the left hand.

[@henrythman]

5:43 the fact u can’t see anything but you know exactly what happens is hilarious

[@aitorgiordanomartinezguill4549]

Deos any one knows if jeremy’s suit case is fabricated or it was just for the show

[@darthvader3044]

I think it’s genuine

[@RC-fp1tl]

Both are electric skateboards placed into a laptop and a suitcase

[@callancaustic9355]

Nah the comment 2 above yours explains it

[@unluckypatcher8423]

@@callancaustic9355 "jeremy you've killed a man"

[@danielmunizresua1165]

Actually there is a suit case that you can drive but it's bigger than Jeremy's one. And I think is not faster than that

[@thelucky2133]

4:32 I spilled my tea watching that XD

[@tmb8807]

I'm sure the old man Jeremy killed wouldn't have minded so much if he had been shouting "the sPeEeEeEeEeEeD!" as he hit him.

[@liamodonnell368]

The fact he smashes that table over, apologizes and then says what drink do you want, then back into casual mode with no damns given

[@itzmoggy]

THE SPEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEDDDD

[@erneststyczen7071]

3:08 "What's that?" *lifts up the suitcase* "Car." *confusion*

[@naomigold2675]

Imagine going to Stansted and seeing this! I'd give my hand and foot to have been there on the day this was filmed

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

2:01, hits folding board "OH SHIT", "my brakes aren't as good" XD

[@ronaldogente5916]

7:38 there's no plane! Rip clarkson 1960 - 2020 Cause of death jumping off plane gate"

[@dirty.dan37]

He said where’s the plane?

[@charleswoodrow]

2:01 What a coincidence that Jeremy crashes into that sign....

[@skeleton8948]

2:34 The woman's reaction is priceless.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

That was a genuine reaction tbh

[@carlos_lt42]

1:58 the sound of a dying pig😂

[@JAMES-qp8tz]

00:04:37 Richard Hammond: *Oh s**t, no!* Jeremy Clarkson: *Oh, hammond's gone!* Richard Hammond: *Oww!* *I meant that.* Jeremy Clarkson: *Gone!*

[@ALPHAF15H]

Hammond definitely had been on a skateboard in his life

[@johanandhira5429]

That moment you realized the loud bump at 2:01 was from Hammond

[@brblb5425]

4:07 “ hello this is the future” 😂

[@certifiedyungin28]

1:57 and 6:41 *THE SPEEEEEEEEEED*

[@briansteele3592]

2:57 This is the funniest part, the look on that guy's face! *"AND WHAT IS THIS?" "A CAR"* Classic

[@briansteele3592]

Followed by "Do you want to see my PENIS?" "EH, not right now." 😅😏🤣 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@emiratesaviation33]

Atleast Jeremy had a smoother landing than Ryanair. Avgeeks will understand

[@joeharper9126]

3:14 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Irishgorilla21]

Well not RIGHT NOW sus

[@pooloo219]

5:41 the way he just pops up 😂😂

[@oscarsalazar2166]

“THERES NO PLANE” *Jeremy Clarkson Fell from a high place*

[@UKEDNHAT7]

“And what’s that?” *”a car”*

[@Faith01841]

Richard's so proud of himself bless him ❤

[@ogomega3124]

Clarkson: well sorry Wall: do you think I’m a human to you

[@gemth9853]

Hammond is it gate 88? No, Mate! It's this one! Ah- There's no plane!!

[@silentblackhole]

Having had travelled with my Boosted Board, I can tell you it's 50/50 if they check your board or not.

[@kajetanrosik1720]

"The gate 88, Hammond!" such an underrated joke

[@richardgadberry8398]

WHERE'S THE PLANE?!

[@starrkow]

@@richardgadberry8398 Clarkson has regretted his life choices leaving up to this moment.

[@MichaelD8393]

Tonight: Jeremy kills a man. Richard nearly dies. And James is social distancing, not from COVID, but from his colleagues' stupidity.

[@raheelshaik2512]

Lmao "Not right now"

[@dave131]

lol That was the best line of the two. I lost it.

[@FluffyChops]

still the most funniest grand tour ep ever

[@evolad2463]

2:50 ''stop if in doubt take it out'' well does that mean i could take out my wedding vegtables?

[@BroBuster]

"Oh well not right now" But maybe... later? 😏😏😏

[@perialis2970]

6:40 My grandma’s teapot be like:

[@d6853]

Kettle* teapots don’t make that sound

[@ericsson_motorsports]

If the drivable suitcase was more refined then I would genuinely consider getting one lol

[@zainhaq]

ayayay is no one gonna talk about the ending?

[@decentboioioi9453]

Imagine your at the airport just waking to your gate when Jeremy clarkson passes you at 28mph on a suitcase screaming THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[@Mr8secondss]

“Im NOT a sheep. Im NOT a sheep!” - Jeremy Clarkson

[@laurenceellis6256]

3:14 That check-point security guy has got an odd small & short patch of hair on the back of his bald skull. Did he shave his head but decided to keep that patch? (Though I doubt many people would shave their own hair). Has he had hair loss but the hair decided to continue to grow on that tiny patch?

[@zoecarlibur]

Questions, many questions!

[@noahmorrison6562]

1:55 THE SPEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@john-michaelbourgeois2388]

Jeremy is the first person to commit a hit and run on a suitcase lol

[@mia_allison]

4:31 i'm dying form laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@godfatherade]

ikr lol XDDDDDDDDDD