The Most Extreme Game Of Battleships Ever! | The Grand Tour

[@westsidetrucker7943]

Imagine you work for a crane company and your boss tells you that you're needed at a location to play battleship with cars.

[@Xfade81]

With Top Gear

[@DarkCreed]

Yabba dabba doo!

[@julienteychene6022]

More likely the boss will go himself ^^

[@CzechMirco]

I wouldn't sleep a wink the night before and would have been there at about 5:30 a.m. already.

[@UpFromTheGrave]

@@Xfade81 not top gear. The grand tour

[@souptikdolui2449]

Hammond before 1st shot : "Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity " James after 1st shot: "What a moron"

[@ueberberge122]

This is not Jeremy. Jeremy calls these Genius-quotes.

[@souptikdolui2449]

@@ueberberge122 let's not get bogged down by who says what

[@zakirwin1798]

@@ueberberge122 this is not Jeremy. Jeremy wasn't ever stated in this video. Du bist eine schlong

[@youngtoonfish6891]

This is one of the examples that shows that these three are just big children with lots of money to burn 😂 I love it ❤️

[@quillmaurer6563]

I've thought of summaries of how each of various car channels can be summarized. The Grand Tour is "How can these cars (and a big budget) turn three old British guys into middle schoolers?" Others: Donut Media: "How did this car, company, or other aspect of motoring come to be?" (Not everything, but all their most notable core content such as B2B, Up 2 Speed, Wheelhouse, are this.) Engineering Explained: "How does this car work?" Doug DeMuro: "Is this car any good?" RegularCars: "What does this car mean, who was it for originally, and who is it for now?" ChrisFix: "How can we fix this car?" MightyCarMods: "What stupid stuff can we do with this car?"

[@lk0512]

Didn't one of them even said boys are getting only 9 years old and after that they only get bigger and fatter or was it somebody else?

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@lk0512 That certainly sounds like something Clarkson would say.

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

Giving the top gear blokes a home. The only good thing Jeff bezos has ever done.

[@shoutout.kokain8713]

4.9 million euro "per" episode to blow to be exact

[@incTG]

imagine passing by on a nearby road and seeing a g-wiz being dropped from a giant crane

[@Bowmead]

eyy it’s incT

[@jasons2023]

The man has arrived.

[@imamagungsetiawan3213]

So is that mean the g-wiz is not gonna coming up then?

[@Bowmead]

@@imamagungsetiawan3213 Well Imam Agung Setiawan It been dropped by a crane and it has set on fire in a huge explosive fireball so that’s a no

[@thebassboostedchannel1251]

Funny seeing you here

[@soundwavegamer2321]

Hammond: *giving a out plan with a lot of thought put into it.* Captain Slow: “Well Hammond a massive knob so he’ll put all his ships around the outside.

[@jacobbahr9316]

Says May, who put his PT Cruiser in A1 (7:15)

[@ikedakazuto5061]

“You sank my limousine” -Richard Hammond

[@dbclass4075]

It can be interpreted quite literally, and it will be still feasible.

[@angus9541]

It’s really not fubny

[@JasonKaler]

I'm willing to bet he's actually said that a few times.

[@avalonjustin]

I've never seen such a responsible use of money and airtime. Well done fellows!

[@flo__60]

the crane guy comes home: -hi honey, how was your day? -not bad!!

[@c.dundee4313]

"There is no naval equivalent of the Cruiser!" Wait, what?!

[@josephlongbone4255]

I was thinking exactly the same.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@josephlongbone4255 He's right, tough. There's no ship that crappy.

[@josephlongbone4255]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo bold assumption: Have you ever heard the legend of the the ship Kamchatka?

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@josephlongbone4255 Every car is bad when the driver is incompetent. If you had said U 1206, then maybe. But I am actually not sure what's worse, the PT Cruiser or a submarine that sank due to a handling error concerning the on-board toilet.

[@josephlongbone4255]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo the K-class of submarines killed more of their own submariners then they did enemies and ships like Mary rose HMScaptain and the Vasa made it just about out of port before falling over and sinking.

[@Uilliam56]

I thought that the gran tour had come to an end... But i forgot that these awesome guys can still produce awesome content,wish this could go on forever

[@thekingishere1]

It's one of the reasons i have prime

[@Uilliam56]

@@Schaddn if only i had more time to use for my hobbies, god !

[@shr2000]

@@thekingishere1 the only reason for me having prime is the trio

[@mijnnaamisaaron]

I'm completely the opposite, I don't even know why I'm subscribed to this bollocks

[@tvon4966]

@@mijnnaamisaaron then unsubscribe

[@ryo_supremacy_]

"A man who thinks Call of Duty is a visit to the lavatory." Yep that's James alright

[@clueless6763]

little did he know thats exactly what the game became with COD Mobile a decade later

[@ICCUWANSIUT]

@@clueless6763 a whole new meaning to "watch, watch I'ma shit on this guy so hard"

[@highalchemy]

Tom Scott's explosion videos makes me see these explosions differently.

[@moneybagz6185]

Why didn’t I think to get old cars and an airfo🤯 . I’m so stupid !!!

[@olih322]

Surely you never thought these cars exploded like that naturally?

[@lukebarnes8097]

I mean May even said, "you've overdone the explosives"

[@ankur3829]

The production value of a youtube video these days has gone up insanely high lately.

[@Corvuscorax19thprimarch]

@@ankur3829 but it also went insanely low, it went both ways, the diversity just became greater

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

So, Andy what sort of budget do we have for this episode? - We have a budget, yes

[@kurtsudheim825]

Jeff's weekly dinner budget

[@claudioestevez1028]

The crane guy won before the game even started, best gig ever.

[@mistertornado2303]

Things like this is why Top Gear and TGT are one of the greatest shows on TV.

[@caprise-music6722]

@@TaikaJamppa certainly. But that goes without saying

[@mistertornado2303]

@@nickcheung7592 OH yes - only the Top Gear with Clarkson, May, Hammond. There is no other Top Gear.

[@hugodunnig7465]

THE greatest

[@fusiongamerx412]

what about top gea..bleeep

[@angus9541]

Predictable, dull, boring. It was entertaining 20 years ago. Seeing this skit rolled out over and over again makes for the dullest of TV. The producers must have absolutely no imagination.

[@joshuabrown3525]

I have a funny story involving that game "Battleship" which this video is based on. One day, when I was about 11, I challenged my Grandfather to the board game "Battleship", and I lost about as badly as anyone could lose. I didn't even hit one of his ships, and he annihilated me. The thing is, I forgot to take into account that challenging my grandfather to a game that was based around Naval combat was probably not a good idea based on whom he served at the time. You see, he was a Lieutenant Commander in the United States Navy. I learned a valuable lesson that day, and it is certainly one I will never forget. Still, looking back, I am happy I played that game with him. He died in 2019 sadly and boy do I miss him.

[@TSERJI]

Lol

[@itsokay7989]

James actually getting really into this and overly excited is the best part.

[@JoeyBaby47]

No Reliant Robin? Would have been perfect for the "missile."

[@quillmaurer6563]

Probably old enough now for people to actually think they're cool, and their value is going up. Had to find the latest 15-year-old cheap economy crap hated by the Grand Tour trio.

[@chhavimanichoubey9437]

it only made sense when clarkson was involved

[@alexebabira1570]

Because its pointy at one end?

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

It's a bad idea because it will not turn right or left to aim at your target 😂🤣😂🤣

[@quillmaurer6563]

Just realized what they should use as a missile: Ford Pintos, falling back-end-first. Simpler in that you won't need to set up any sort of fuse or trigger system, it will automatically explode on impact.

[@monara97]

I've no words to say how much I'm missing these. waiting for upcoming ones eagerly..

[@Ash14760]

There are ones coming out soon?

[@monara97]

​@@Ash14760 Yes. I believe the next is filmed in Scotland. its been a while since the Madagascar though

[@orange3567]

Didn’t they stop because of clarkson? Or they were filmed before he left?

[@monara97]

@@orange3567 Clarkson left? when? havent heard that. I saw some updates they're filming in Wales. hopefully it will be the one after the Scotland,

[@djhokage1]

Yeah but only specials. Just driving around boringly and nothing else....

[@cyberdemon6517]

the way james says fire at 6:10 is kinda satisfying to hear

[@opshredderytp]

Exactly

[@morganhunt1191]

James May: "A man who thinks Call of Duty is a visit to the lavatory" LMAO

[@jolly5319]

the little dance that james did was the highlight of this video

[@georgestoian1046]

Seeing James winning from time to time is really nice:))

[@kurtsudheim825]

He always does that little dance, I'll never forget the one where they cheated him out of his score, divvy what he already had & the other 2 mocking him saying he was out of it, then last category was price paid for car, 1pt per £, after thinking he won, James took the pen from Jeremy & wrote down how much he'd paid (I know it's scripted but still great to my 12yo brain)

[@Dan-Black]

6:27: "But you've overdone the explosives." No such thing.

[@thomasfletcher4765]

apparently someone forgot the saying " go big or go home "

[@imranali52]

"Sometimes my genius generates gravity" R. Hammond - Then tells his opponent that it's the limousine that was hit. May's 2nd strike targets the remaining limo! 😂

[@voodoominerman]

As I recall the rules state you have to tell your opponent if they destroyed a ship when they hit.

[@imranali52]

@@voodoominerman But you don't describe the TYPE of ship it is. You simply say "hit", it's up to the opponent to work that out. But then I guess it's fair seeing as they were both at it

[@dbclass4075]

@@imranali52 Does it matter? I mean if they simply say "hit", it automatically implies what type it is. Also applies when they simply say "sink" on the first shot.

[@robertworden8559]

I've watched this show for over twenty years, this was the very best and most fun episode, There have been more daring, better acted, better scripts and better stunts, but this was sure delicious pleasure watching two people I admire so much,,, mess with each others hair like a Siamese cats. PURE JOY!

[@Vanilla-ry1wz]

12:35 James’s celebration dance is always so iconic XD

[@drahunter213]

5:00 Explained all that hahaha And guy just takes like a second to figure him out lol oh jeez that was funny haha

[@Thunder000rednuhT]

I was expecting a “This video is sponsored by World of Warships.” Thank god.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Since when did Amazon of all things need a sponsor?

[@Classical.Conservative]

The new top gear would say "don't try this at home" but the real top gear just wants to blow stuff up

[@solusnostre7399]

The closest old TG got to saying that is during the India special where they were like "We recommend you don't try this at home" XD

[@XxXenosxX]

Please keep the grand tour going for as many years as possible. It's especially important in these late covid times where the world feels more divided than ever.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

About that

[@MichaelD8393]

3:00 Spectacular bit of destruction, all it needed was Jeremy shouting: *"HAMMOND, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!!"* 😂

[@djcfb2889]

More epic than MrBeast's version of the battleship

[@matthew_natividad]

The bigger the explosion the more money you win

[@lexicurtis63]

Why is everyone saying epic now. I haaaaaaaate "epic"

[@khmjbdidb20156]

@@lexicurtis63 Davie504 maybe...

[@fandora3364]

@@lexicurtis63 sucks for you

[@Aluxix]

True

[@jackleeyoung24]

James is the type of guy to call his son from the other side of the earth just help him find his glasses when they are actually on his head

[@portilloentertainment51014]

6:19 YOU SANK MY LIMOUSINE!!!

[@spartacus778]

Admiral May always comes through with the clutch decisions.

[@matthew_natividad]

Against captain Hammond

[@kurtsudheim825]

Always performs under pressure

[@jaysmith1408]

Hammond’s play strategy and explanation remind me of Colonel Klink’s double double cross theory.

[@sharkybate7115]

A fellow man of culture

[@froglick28]

This has to be a blast for these crane operators

[@PsYChOtlC_ShArK]

🤦

[@tohrmentrixabyss1713]

Most intense game of battleships ever. Bravo fellas

[@Mx64MaxyImpress]

These Trio is the only groups to make playing simple game whatever the size it is

[@mustafaeminkorkmaz]

50 year old childeren are the best

[@JuniperJennifer666]

2of them were 50 20 years ago

[@fuego421]

@@JuniperJennifer666 may is 57 and clarkson is 61. Hammond is 52

[@kidgokuxl]

They could make a game show out of this. I'd definitely watch it for sure!

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

did i just watch james and richard play battleship for 13 minutes? yes and i'm proud, dang it

[@koko-lores]

here is a suggestion for you: watch james and richard play chess for an hour and an half while getting drunk

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

@@koko-lores good idea

[@forge20]

Best. Grand. Tour. Spot. Ever. Perfect game concept, top level players playing their hearts out, the ideal outcome (we all knew it would end this way), and explosions. What's not to like?

[@auzziecrunt8538]

James’s victory dance at the end was 100% called for

[@ShockwaveTheLogical]

6:13 Thats the prettiest explosion I've ever seen 😍

[@MilitristRB]

Very simple, all you have to do is find a private military airfield a missile launcher and a crane truck.

[@trollloool1307]

And a legion of old cars

[@petertaylor4980]

And some large containers

[@shaunwallace1372]

Those three lunatics have the best job " in the world !! " lol Brilliant TV guys more please ❤😂

[@arylingga8922]

When the tension raised on the last shot between either carrier or battleship, i felt that too, i have played battleship before

[@ricardsananenko176]

7:30 "You sunk my Cruiser" 😆

[@gebaseer99]

5:38 I thought that was Command and Conquer Generals music playing for a second there lol

[@shadow_crne1030]

0:44 "You don't need much!!!" ................ LOVE Brittish humor!!

[@MrAlex173]

i've never wanted to play a version of battleship more than this one

[@devanshroyal8372]

That victory dance at the end 😂

[@four_fold9318]

7:44 Jeremy clarkson would have absolutly loved seeing that prius explode into fuel consuming bits

[@redbear2113]

As much as it hurts seeing running vehicles blown up for S&G, this is awesome.

[@BikingwithJP]

“These are all things you can do at home 🏠 “ 😂

[@tieradlerch.217]

The three always bring "its just a prank" to the next level

[@Paddynevs2012]

12:38 can we have a 1hr vid of that James dance admin

[@deltanose9446]

That is literally all the remaining G Wiz's left xD

[@AnthroGearhead]

They were failures anyway

[@deltanose9446]

Possible future classic?

[@AnthroGearhead]

@@deltanose9446 no

[@lucasbarton1773]

@@deltanose9446 hmm maybe, they destroyed like 20 here, how the hell did they find all those?

[@deltanose9446]

Tricked the G wiz owners club to donate them to a good cause.

[@VGScreens]

Give us a full season already! We love you.

[@aayanbhatia6448]

I just loved May's celebration in the end.

[@yuramatyash7981]

I was getting bored in the lockdown, Thank you for the brilliant idea for what game to play with my younger sibling! I'm astonished such brilliant idea wasn't proposed by Jezza himself!

[@decodolly1535]

He's too busy collecting cows' eggs and milking the chickens.

[@tacooflove6175]

Man these guys get to do this for a living!! Just freaking awesome!!!

[@decodolly1535]

"C'mon you bewildered old spaniel" I love that insult!

[@angelamilton5134]

James May victory dancing makes the month of May hay

[@MC-CFC]

05:05 🤣🤣

[@lnr12241]

Boys will be boys lol Also. . . The best day at work ever for those crane operators

[@Nfjejdnd]

9:22 breaks my heart

[@_reverse-psycho_855]

The crane drivers must've been so excited (and confused) by this lol

[@Stickleback]

This was an absolute joy to watch

[@TomFynn]

"this stretched limo may have seen active service on hundred of hen nights" And it has the PTSD to prove it.

[@BrightSpark]

I love how they are introducing this as an alternative to video games, when all I can think of is, "Hang on, that is the Car Bomb minigame from Sam & Max: Hit the Road!"

[@midnightexpress3604]

I love the massive clouds of what I assume is rust that goes everywhere when the Gee Wizz hits something.

[@breadbug6101]

Part 2: Hammond vs Clarkson and he’s brought the HMS Warspite with him

[@doublexjamy2]

The GWIZ exploded before hitting the black limo lol

[@Chkhitoooo]

The most entertaining way to play game of battleships 💥

[@kayanarakha583]

Nice dance moves, May.

[@NicolasChiribelo]

Am I the only crazy one who really wants some skilled BeamNG modder to recreate this? So that way it will really be possible in our homes as Hammond wanted. :)

[@opshredderytp]

No, I want it too

[@theblockingone]

I love how the described the cruiser

[@matchc0635]

Aw, as a college student that can't afford a car and seeing these lads are blowing cars up entertains but hurts me as well.

[@quillmaurer6563]

Surely these are cars you wouldn't want. Looks like the "ship cars" all capable of moving under their own power, but they're probably ready for scrapping.

[@Packle.]

@@quillmaurer6563 except the g wiz that thing can’t move it’s own weight.

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@Packle. Not familiar with them as we don't have them in the US. Though my understanding is they are super slow and quirky, not highway capable, sort of the typical pre-Tesla electric car. Perhaps a "neighborhood electric vehicle," basically a fully-enclosed golf cart.

[@decodolly1535]

@@quillmaurer6563 If you want to actually get somewhere, you'd be better with a child's pedal-car than a g-wiz!

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@decodolly1535 Good to know. On a similar note, I used to own a Prius. Was actually a fairly decent, albeit excruciatingly boring, car, until it snowed at which point I was probably better off with my bicycle. Not really exaggerating there. Ex-girlfriend had similar experiences carpooling. Sold it and went back to my classic Beetle - hence Jeremy would still hate my car choices.

[@daanbos5918]

You sunk my limousine Best sentence ever

[@MicahPotts]

I'm definitely playing this with my friends as soon as I get home from school today.

[@bloodraptor4053]

In the end i was like "Nahh, Richard never wins" 😂😂

[@samuelzev4076]

This could actually be an actual game in real life. The Grand tour knows how to reboot games😁

[@bodaciousskies]

@@nelsonglover3963 he said reboot game. Inferring the existence of the original anyway

[@Kneesurgery-g1r]

Zombie splatter 7 is in fact , a great game.

[@brankdatank840]

4:34 best part coming ! 😂

[@maxmattt]

2:19 Prime ambulance, says it will arrive at a certain time then turns up several hours later.

[@TheSudrianTerrier653]

"but who cares if we blow it up because it is after all, crap" -Richard Hammond talking about the Chrysler pt cruiser 2021

[@feynthefallen]

That was indisputably one of the best episodes ever.

[@mcesto]

These are all things you could do in your home.. In your garden lmao 😂

[@WuffyWufferson]

Really makes me rethink on speeding

[@fabiank485]

What happens when big child's have to much money to play with 😁

[@AhmedAli-md5xv]

Best of three got me there😂😂😂

[@AnimalzyNL]

G-wiz value definitely went up after the carnage in this video. I'd pay an entire pound for it now

[@kmrxxn]

Ah❤ whenever I am stressed or anxious i come back to GT vids, especially these ones where James does his dances 😆 thank you for the energy boost! ⚡❤❤❤

[@IvarvBeers]

I feel like this will hit 5 million views by next month

[@SUP4HST4R]

This is so satisfying to watch

[@johanfernandez4616]

"A man who thinks Call Of Duty is a trip to the lavatory"

[@Jeagles]

I like how Top Gear / The Grand Tour have single handedly exhausted the world supply of G-Whizzes