The Graveyard of Good and Evil (Ep. 7) | Fantasy High

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Fabian's papa drills the group. Kristen speaks her mind. Aguefort Academy makes some new hires.
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Zac Oyama
Ally Beardsley
Siobhan Thompson
Emily Axford
Brian Murphy
Lou Wilson
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
Production Coordinator - Ebony Hardin
Director Of Photography - Kenny Keeler
Production Designer - Richard H. Perry
HMU - Jesica Southard
Sound - Kyle McLane
Editor - Erin Hassidim
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[@aeternamente13]

Fabian's two modes of interacting with his dad: "papá!" 😊 and "papá!" 😨

[@hiti6753]

Goddamn it I can HEAR both of those in Lou’s voice!🤣

[@izenheim1233]

I wish my papá was as cool as Fabian’s

[@billcoffey4303]

He's definitely scared of his dad

[@GZilla311]

@@billcoffey4303 As he should be. He's terrifying. And amazing.

[@benjaminl.barnes5450]

I would like, but I don’t want to ruin the 420

[@horseanddoglover777]

“You said the tornado was at my 3rd Birthday Party?” “The tornado sends his best wishes” Is the best piece of improv I’ve ever heard in my life

[@AchmadAs-sidiq]

You are right, that's the best scene ever

[@HugoSan432]

This kinda improve was the best. "Infact I had crew that were elementals, so they aren't even people" that dialogue had me laughing from accuracy and just being funny.

[@felixrogers1295]

No, this was planned, the tornado is going to be integral in season 3

[@michaelsinger5851]

youd love the last podcast on the left, the cover true crime, serial killers, ghosts and aliens and fun stuff like that with an improve humor tone under it. i love em

[@magcromch4630]

@@michaelsinger5851 hail satan!

[@drakan4769]

I love how he has to completely break character like "I need YOU, Emily, to describe to me, your DM, what the FUCK you mean by 'a sexy rat' "

[@kingpyro56]

Kugrash

[@mrfish5150]

@@kingpyro56 briliant

[@chl0391]

44:37

[@adrenalineunlimited3376]

I know what all of these words mean, but in this arrangement....

[@TheKrigeron]

And she did so expertly.

[@sino3318]

i can't believe that sad moment of riz not telling anyone about his father's grave comes DIRECTLY before the sexy rat scene.

[@smidgen7773]

the sudden and drastic tone change sent me spiraling so hard

[@riccardomoncelsi4591]

😂 i laughed so hard because of the sexy rat

[@darkvizardking69]

Just the sheer amount of shit Lou lost in that scene always has me dying lol

[@Nestor_Makhno]

I can't believe I just discovered Emily's fursona

[@A_Surpluss_of_Stupidity]

Reading this before finishing the episode is crazy

[@zachabraham3004]

“I fear no one. Death to me is nothing more than a joke, and when my time comes I will leap into Hell and kill the Devil.” Bill Seacaster won my heart in that moment

[@danielfarfudinov3193]

11:36

[@pmf98]

My god he wasn’t kidding with that statement.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

It sounds like that one dril tweet, "If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals, I will face god and walk backwards into hell."

[@maddi66515]

E

[@lindsaythemorallygay4586]

Wow, he has so much in common with Lil Nas X

[@donniemontoya9300]

Dungeons, Dragons, and Daddy Issues.

[@cormorantcolors6791]

Donnie Montoya That’s a campaign mood

[@rikimaru700]

Between this group and Vox Machina, yes

[@delusionaldonut1326]

I’ve been sick and I hate it and this comment made my fucking week

[@seopark7467]

Dungeons and Daddies

[@arwo1143]

D&D&D

[@PragmaticProsecutor]

“Zayn Darkshadow named himself…” “Of course he did…” “When he sued for emancipation from the foster system.” “Oh…” That was a great reveal lmao

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@M1notaurGaming]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@redspiderlilys6]

@@M1notaurGamingdo NOT encourage them

[@M1notaurGaming]

@@redspiderlilys6 E

[@redspiderlilys6]

@@M1notaurGaming annoying ass

[@Armedus]

You wouldn't be a lunch _lad,_ you would be a *Lunch Lord, a Kitchen King, a Culinary Caesar, a Banquet Baron, a Dinner Duke, a Meal Meister!*

[@EyesNotEyesing]

This is golden

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE ONLY 77 LIKES

[@couchtomato3789]

Meal *Master*

[@zacheddy9685]

@@yourlocaldemon2195 277 now

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

@@zacheddy9685 g o o d

[@bennyfarbstein6511]

Bill Seacaster stopping his lecture to make sure he respects woman is a real powermove

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

Don't forget that tornado.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Being a ruthless pirate doesn’t mean you can’t be woke

[@a.c.slater573]

Very out of character for bill

[@bennyfarbstein6511]

@@a.c.slater573 I’d argue to say it’s very in character

[@zankisfine3816]

He is the true Chad McChaderson

[@SaysThisCat]

It kills me every time Fabian, with his old money New England accent, and his Cornish pirate dad have a scene together

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ChaosLierLen]

It's especially good after seeing his mom doesn't share his accent either.

[@TheCererean]

@@ChaosLierLen Isn't that the point of prep schools (united kingdom)?

[@EleanoraDzen]

@@TheCerereanonestly, no I’ve had experience. Some UK cities/towns close to each other complain about accents and how hard it is to understand each other Prep schools are exactly the same!

[@amf1435]

Lou and Brennan have the best chemistry out of all

[@CrackSausage]

Bill: **talks about why skipping school is bad** Also Bill: **forces them to skip school**

[@rachelthorn9915]

But wait... Didn't they go to the club instead of Friday tea? So what does their school week look like? Do they have weekends in this world?

[@Mrjcraft00]

I think this was just a plot hole, oops.

[@Hornswroggle]

@@rachelthorn9915 It goes further: They are at the T-Time on friday night, dip at Seacaster Mansion over the Saturday, get a ride home and "on the next day" they are back in school, which by that continuity would be Sunday, and when they talk to the undertaker he says "It's Friday today" so either Brennan is throwing the continuity for a complete loop (in order for everyone to lose track of it again) or he made a genuine error

[@Krystal_G]

@@Hornswroggle let's just say the fantasy callender is VERY different and confusing and leave it at that....

[@ajtcj1356]

@@Krystal_G Their calendar Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday with tea time Friday Friday Friday

[@alondrisabel]

Fabian is like yes mom we will keep it down and then his dad goes “WE’LL SING TILL THE SUN RISES”

[@Nikoli420]

why do you think she spends her nights in the sensory deprivation egg??

[@ethan-loves]

Yeah like no wonder she has to sleep in the sensory deprivation chamber 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@M1notaurGaming]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

​@@M1notaurGamingE

[@abstellkarma3072]

It's fucking incredible how Brennan can remember all of the voices and switch between Them all the time. I love it

[@Cabooseplays]

he is the greatest dungeon master

[@irritatedengineer9654]

He’s been doing this since middle school, so he’s pretty experienced and skilled in his craft.

[@WarKeineAbsicht]

I think he’s really attached to all his characters. They ALL have names and personalities/small backstories so the accent is probably really easy to remember

[@rebekahnunes8480]

That point when he had 3 characters in the office I thought he would mess up but he was perfect lol

[@seancruz1785]

Let me introduce you to Matthew Mercer

[@aldrinvendt8524]

I think it's freaking hilarious that Brennan felt the need to stop the entire game and literally tell the 6 players that they need to protect their healers with tanks. Brennan is the best part of this absolute masterpiece of content.

[@extragarb]

I love this from both angles because it is indeed hilarious that an NPC sat them down for combat 101, but also did you see the battle at the Black Pit? It was a beautiful strategic disaster! They super needed it

[@duskcaliber5243]

They had to stop the game to ask Emily what a "Sexy Rat" looked like and my soul left my body for 7.03 seconds

[@small_artist8218]

@@duskcaliber5243 saaaame

[@KatzIzzbored]

Deus ex machina combat lesson saves the campaign

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

I'm so happy he got on their case for not having a plan or goal when jumping into combat.

[@cinnamonzor7043]

I feel the need to draw attention to the absolute masterpiece of a one-liner that is "this is like watching Michael Cera talking to Michael Cera."

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jadetortellini6150]

Kristen: **literally having an existential crisis** The rest of the party: huh, guess my shit really is in order after all

[@TheAwesomeAnon]

Nothing like someone else's shitshow to give you perspective lol

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@feralnerd5]

i love when shes talking to coach daybreak and theyre all like this is the weirdest thing ive ever heard. meanwhile im sitting over here having been raised pentecostal and im just like hang onto your hats then because none of this is at all exaggerated and in fact it gets a *whole* lot weirder

[@Chiraq312boi]

@@feralnerd5 could get even weirder like cutting body parts off and taking testosterone in direct opposition to your natural body.

[@feralnerd5]

@@Chiraq312boi whoa, that is way out of left field. like, i don't think i was even talking to you? at any point? why are you talking to me? and why are you being randomly transphobic about it? do you realize no one here was talking about that? can you just be chill? or has obsessing over other people's bodies consumed you to such an extent that you no longer have any other personality? seriously wtf is this comment lmao

[@kellercorrield7733]

I love how much everyone is supportive of Gorgug and won't hear any of the shit that he's not smart

[@bahtie3]

They give each other shit but wont let them talk shit about themselves. that's my entire friend circle .

[@j.a.6310]

He has really high perception though right?

[@WrynanMunabirul]

it healed my soft heart

[@serenal.292]

When Fabian used that Tone Of Voice he uses when he's being prideful to talk about how great someone ELSE is (instead of himself) I about died from the sweetness. All of them were so supportive of Gorgug. It's beautiful

[@jakobjansen9541]

Fabian:"don't put yourself on that level!"

[@gabrielnovakk]

Goldenhoard and Fig's NOT relationship is actually my favorite thing

[@smoltarrty2760]

Goldenrod*

[@vee8101]

THERE IS NOT A THING HERE

[@mikegarza8648]

@@pappertowl5499 She is 16 and he is an adult.

[@kittencadaver2744]

Yeah I love how he's trying so hard to just be a good, model person and she keeps making it very sketch an dhis only reaction is run away 😂

[@kittencadaver2744]

@@pappertowl5499 YESSSSS it's like at the high school reunion years later they hook up 😂 that would be great

[@AlixL96]

Kristen was kissed by a werewolf once and suddenly all animals are hot. Ma'am, you're treading dangerous ground.

[@frankisnot1148]

Deeply religious to a furry pipeline

[@christiandidonna8808]

@@frankisnot1148it’s real

[@sick_trix]

Amazing how this went from “Pirate man gives children cocaine” to “Kristen has religious trauma” to “Emo kid got murdered lol” to “I am questioning my identity and am afraid of who I really am and know that all the people I love will shame me for it and also my god is fake”

[@99baking]

Snuff is not cocaine, but yes haha

[@crownedchaos134]

yooooo Sylvie pfp!

[@OlySamRock]

helio isn't fake he's just a dick

[@ConnorVide]

@@99bakingit basically is

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@aldar8240]

Between Fig's ability to spawn cigarettes and flasks of undefined booze and the fact that Gilear seems to have an endless supply of yogurt even when it all gets thrown out, I'm loving how the Faeth family has gained the power to summon a specific, thematic object in all situations purely from the force of a running gag

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Comedy is the truest super power

[@charlestoncooper5265]

side note it is confirmed that it’s peppermint schnapps

[@robertmauck4975]

@@charlestoncooper5265 side note, it is confirmed in one instance to be peppermint schnapps. *Spoilers* She has different liquor she steals from the hospital later

[@TRUSTeTMguest]

The dad also has an eternal bean stain with some beans on it

[@roosleysen995]

@@charlestoncooper5265 I believe the peppermint schnapps is only confirmed to be in the flask with friends cast on it

[@allencondon8807]

I love Brennan using Bill Seacaster to teach our intrepid heroes a bit about strategy.

[@TheChrisSig]

I need to steal this for my players. The medium awareness grizzled adventurer.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@lunastudios1817]

Kristen going "in all that commotion, I stole this coat" and the wide-eyed crazed look on Ally's face absolutely sends me

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@frankisnot1148]

+ Gorgug being like "WAIT THAT'S MY HOODIE :((("

[@gayedgelord]

the "Rizzness" is a quote that has aged quite beautifully. like a casket of fine wine

[@evanboldt4644]

Lou really didn’t know just how wrong he was when saying it was a terrible word

[@74125896321456987]

😂

[@MrJtizzle136]

Bill Seacaster seems like Brennan's favorite character to give personality to

[@sersmiles1635]

There is a lot of personality to add, super eccentric wealthy illiterate high energy powerful man

[@sersmiles1635]

Also bike is probably up there too, good character

[@conspiracybear1564]

@@sersmiles1635 Trump he should habe done trump that would have bin sweet. Im the best pirate im the best ever no one is better then me.

[@stanamilanovich3956]

It's clearly a little bit of Brennan there. He understands the character's core.

[@LoganWH8]

Jtizzle136 “So your objective was to draw weapons until it got less scary”

[@vixvoxx]

"I need you to describe a sexy rat for me" not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear uttered in a D&D campaign

[@jamesalgeo9104]

You sir, have clearly not played enough dnd

[@kendallt9248]

james algeo true, I’ve only had 2 sessions ever and we’ve already had some interesting bouts

[@TheKidblazer1]

so u thought ud hear it in life at all?

[@vixvoxx]

@@TheKidblazer1 In life, I'd probably hear it. New York has a lot of weird shit. I still love it though.

[@rimurutempest4945]

Victoria Valera I’ve heard of a spicy rat, but never a sexy one

[@Kyoshiroxkun]

I think my favorite moment in the entire Fantasy High series is when Brennan, without skipping a beat, translated "EDM" to "Ethereal Dance Music". Its right before Lou/Fabian's "In due time Bike, now to the Ice Cream Shoppe!"

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@srirachasalad]

I was looking for someone commenting about this unnoticed piece of comedy gold

[@Ratigan2]

Brennan is such a genius

[@thatwouldbeme]

Reactions to the sexy rat: Fig: guys, be cool Riz: that's a hot rat Adaine: why did you do this Kristen: dang Gorgug:aaaaaaAAAAA Fabian: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[@beanieboi5477]

Brenen: DM.EXE has stopped responding

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@thatwouldbeme]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@stanamilanovich3956]

As someone who played D&D for years, I dearly loved how Brennan/Seacaster kidnapped them for the day to catch them up on the basics. The raised eyebrow when they told him that their healer keeps dying was choice. Since none of the players had done this before (I think) there was no one to tell them don't split the party, marching order, etc. It was a really nice in-story way to do it without pushing too hard. Well done.

[@CharalamposKoundourakis]

Indeed, it was masterfully done. The way he said that he respected them for their achievements but that they could do better was excellent.

[@AnifreakGedsparrow]

It perfectly works in-story as well considering they're pretty much kids that aren't too experienced in combat.

[@jumptrash]

murph actually dm's for his own d&d podcast with emily

[@stanamilanovich3956]

Well there ya go Hashbrown. Maybe for the other folk or audience members or just to give them an in-story reason to know this stuff. Still great.

[@stanamilanovich3956]

Also, tag that podcast here. Sounds like fun.

[@castlegarden2999]

The friendship between Fig and Gorgug makes me so soft

[@jipcampcc]

Yasssss

[@corynetherwood4406]

Maybe gorgug and fig are siblings

[@castlegarden2999]

@@corynetherwood4406 With their constant searching for father figures, they may as well be

[@godd9986]

I ship it

[@risipieces]

fig’s punk ass just Gets the rage stuff while gorgug expresses his emotions through music so he understands the bard thing and they’re wlw/mlm solidarity

[@ACuteLIttleGirl]

Gilear sounding both posh and pathetic is consistently hilarious.

[@OmANnIe]

😂😂😂

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Something about finding out that Zane was in the foster system, treated so poorly that he fought to be emancipated and decided to live on his own, had this little rat that he took care of, and died all in the same few minutes or so hurts. It seemed like he just got involved in whatever this was for safety or companionship and as someone who has had people close to me who were treated poorly by similar systems, it was like a punch to the gut.

[@elliecarlson2788]

Oh yeah that hit hard, seeing them all in that apartment looking at the physical remnants some poor kid’s entire life, trying to piece together what the fuck he’d done to end up dead. The humor in this ep often overshadows the amazing intrigue and deeper moments but I love that part

[@crimjim2912]

Fr- Zayn is genuinely a miserable character and I so wish that they had more roleplay with him, he seems so interesting- I am also a fellow rat lover, so I immediately liked Zayn from his first scene

[@brooklyn9923]

"EDM?" "Yes. Ethereal dance music!" I'm so mad they just shoved past this amazing line

[@tuckerroberts2773]

When did this happen? What time?

[@jackdaw6884]

@@tuckerroberts2773 54:37

[@nathanbrown8196]

I watch this at work so I can't crack without drawing attention. That one line broke me for a good few seconds.

[@kyfig4321]

You can see Brennans gears turning as he tries to think what EDM could stand for in this world.

[@quinn2435]

OH.

[@Ramonerdna]

The amount of pride, amusement and horror in Murph's eyes as his wife says she would like to create a sexy rat is priceless

[@ef4253]

Ramonerdna they’re married??

[@PassiveWealth]

Emily and Murph are married IRL yes

[@graceholland118]

@@PassiveWealth that just made me so happy, thank you for responding to that question

[@edenroseart]

Wait which character does murph play?

[@elineverstraeten1872]

@@edenroseart Murph is the ball

[@texashammond3573]

I love how bill just gets his sons friends high while fabian and The Ball are just like “GUYS THIS IS ILLEGAL”

[@TonySilvey13]

Easily my favorite pair in fantasy high 😂

[@Eiffiel]

Brennan: Wait wait wait, we're dropping this entire roleplaying thing because you need to tell me what the FUCK you mean by "sexy rat" Brennan 0.7 seconds later: *immediately begins personifying the idea of a sexy rat*

[@sobertillnoon]

God I hope the sentient tornado comes up later on.

[@catokella9209]

my thoughts exactly

[@stanamilanovich3956]

It has to come in for a visit at a key story point, even more heavy and deadly with gold.

[@JohnyK07]

I'm still waiting for them to use that "icecream-at-some-undesignated-point-in-the-future" wish!

[@TCHcardinal]

Obviously the tornado is Gorgug's real dad.

[@critter8132]

The Djinn is hilarious because they're normally high level monsters and his *one* purpose is *Ice cream*

[@juggerNOTtoday]

Gorgug: "Wait is the pearl white?" Brennan: "Yes the pearl is still white." Gorgug: "Oh, ok, I'm sorry... :(" Fabian: "See- but it's moments like that that make you smart!"

[@carolkoski4875]

i know i'm a year late but do you have the timestamp?

[@edithcraig171]

@@carolkoski4875 I think 1:12:02

[@Delilah_Anne]

1:12:52

[@Nixahma]

Granted: it was a logical conclusion. If the pearl detected life by body heat, the pills would easily fake it out. It really was a good idea to check.

[@chaiznt]

@@Nixahma especially bc brennan said they "cause a lot of biological functions to freeze up"

[@RhangDao]

As a non-binary person I really respected Seacaster's tolerance of gender identity

[@not2shabby694]

"btw the tornado says hi Fabian" "Well tell him to come by"

[@obi-wankenobi7041]

It’s probably partly because Ally is non-binary too

[@cbear7996]

@@not2shabby694 i heard "tell 'em to come by"

[@Leonagraphy]

Same

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@crangismcbasketball6062]

Brennan shouting “I AM A GARL” in a thick Scottish accent was something I never knew I needed

[@idax358]

I started cry laughing at that part 😭😭

[@Reemon77]

“This is like Michael Cera talking to Michael Cera” lmaoooo

[@izzycare1184]

Time stamp?

[@Reemon77]

@@izzycare1184 31:17

[@mawrth8868]

*"when i think of people that aren't like me, i get SO mad"* this episode was golden

[@whocares6757]

Maybe it's just me but sometimes I think he might be trying a little too hard with a religious jokes. Still a great serious though truly one of the most hilarious things I've ever watched on KZbin

[@Dino462G]

@@whocares6757 I really like it because religion is far from the only thing that gets exaggerated. This show is overflowing with absurdist comedy.

[@whocares6757]

@@Dino462G you're right about that. I suppose political and religious jokes and stuff like this just isn't my cup of tea but just because it's not really what I find funny doesn't mean it's not funny

[@whocares6757]

@@Dino462G I suppose it just felt like she went from super religious to not in like a blink. And I know her character mirrors her real life experiences so it seems they had planned on that happening from the beginning. Since it was a planned thing and not a spontaneous organic thing that may be the reason I don't find it as funny as the rest of the jokes

[@dirkstrider4820]

@@whocares6757 may not be organic in like R.P but it does seem realistic? Like as a teen things like that happen. Being sheltered and finally getting out to experience the world does a lot to your brain.

[@yuvalne]

"Ah, EDM." "Yes, ethereal dance music" That joke went by so fast holy shit Brennan never ceases to impress me 54:36

[@DaddyWarlocks]

This was great and I'm in this comment section doing work because did no one realize they got it wrong? Zane was doing the Hustle while listening to disco.

[@fish-froggs2662]

TRUE

[@coolkid92223]

Seeing Brennan's eyes frantically looking around as Emily starts that interaction with Gilear is so funny, just the faint panic in his eyes as he desperately tries to figure out what to do and where Emily is going with this is so good.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@nanoBDbutters]

I'm 90 percent sure that this show is my dad :/

[@sersmiles1635]

Roll for an investigation check

[@zephyron0]

"This guy looks like he could be your dad"

[@kendallt9248]

Ser Smiles I got a 12

[@hermitpurple3224]

This potted plant is for sure your dad

[@way2dead4u]

fuck I got a nat 1

[@negativeman7716]

There will be no greater contribution to the English language than the words “Lunch Lad”

[@nac157]

i think, in this case, it would be funnier to be "lunch lord"

[@Valsorayu]

@@nac157 I greatly appreciate your existence

[@huntermorgan4201]

Brennan using Coach Daybreak to simultaneously give the clearest picture and sharpest skewer of fundamentalist evangelicals is giving me so much life.

[@micahwatson15]

love how figg is sticking to the “Bard wants to fuck the dragon” stereotype

[@sundaddy1077]

Its mandatory to graduate from bard class

[@monkeman5061]

"I will not be the captain of your teenage friend group."

[@Neilsmith9004]

A responsible father

[@Wurmland]

Same energy as “That’s something that Daddies and Daughters and her five close friends do in public”

[@liampetterson5328]

gorgug says literally anything bad about himself the rest of the gang: "that's where your wrong kiddo"

[@brodyallyn7237]

They met his parents and decided to copy

[@jimmyneutron8702]

He deserves it

[@MissWildcat3.14]

Gorgug is so wholesome ❤️

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@travistolbert9796]

This is like my 4th rewatch and I just noticed that they seek help and advice from only two sources for this entire campaign: 1) literally every one of the main villains, 2) throwaway characters that Brennan has to make up on the spot.

[@AnnaMorimoto]

I'm reading this on my first watch, and I'm thinking back on whichever characters were pre-determined and which were made up on the spot.

[@johnymousAnonymous]

Why drop such big spoilers though :(

[@amandapr1me]

Their ability to deeply trust all of the worst people in the campaign is truly impressive.

[@squishyparrotlets]

@@johnymousAnonymous This season is five years old

[@DoItBig1994]

And some of us are watching it for the first time 😢​@@squishyparrotlets

[@DJB3lfry]

Gilear: "I have counseled the elves for many years, and I am gifted in understanding the ways of the heart and emotion-" Goldenrod: "We filled the counselor position." Gilear: "...I have served food to the elves for many years, and am gifted in the ways of the corn and the cob."

[@AlixL96]

The phrase "gifted in the ways of the corn and the cob" is going to be constantly playing on loop in the back of my mind now, possibly forever.

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[@mawrth8868]

no bleeps this time!! you listened to us! thank you so much guys, really makes the video more of an immersive experience

[@dropout]

It's hard to ignore tens of comments.

[@timothyscott8430]

@@dropout tens of comments... lol

[@munchaking1896]

That was annoying as fuck

[@franciscolantigua577]

@@dropout wow ten whole comments?

[@laughingduadi8778]

@@franciscolantigua577 tens of comments mean anything from 11-99 usually

[@booorue4876]

Imagine getting a call from your kid saying "Mom a weird pirate man kidnapped us, made us fight, and gave us crack cocaine."

[@rocksnrolls]

And a loud booming voice yells "IT'S SNUFF POWDER!" And the shot of a pistol

[@friendlystoryphantom2043]

@@rocksnrolls No!!!!! Not the Healer!!! 🤣🤣 Your comment is gold!

[@jonathancoyne8034]

That was regular cocaine. Crack cocaine is hardened and not for snorting.

[@tobysinbad]

@@jonathancoyne8034 seconded, the vibe was also way more coke than crack, which would be even worse to give kids and not especially help prepare the kids for a day of training

[@jonathancoyne8034]

@@tobysinbad every teenager cramming for finals could use some "snuff powder" though to be fair. Lmao

[@kayhandzus8406]

"My other friend's gay," was the most unexpected and amazing thing to come out of that conversation oh my god

[@stanwee]

the sheer feral energy brennan has when he says *”i have killed the fence”*

[@Ineigi]

"There are no stupid questions" "Are you my dad?" "There is one stupid question"

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[@inezketchup]

I want to know what Lou is actually like because he's always in character as Fabian! It's spectacular acting!

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Yes Papa!

[@ThePolarpop]

Yeah i dont know him from.before fantasy high and i cant get a read on if hes never out of character or if he made a character based on himself

[@Saltier]

@@ThePolarpop his real name is Fabian and his dad is actually a pirate, he just keeps it a secret to his co-workers.

[@mcmonkey26]

@@ThePolarpop im pretty sure hes just never out of character, he was also pretty much never out of character in the unseen city with a 55 year old man who was the voice of new york

[@kayla4769]

dude lou in dnd and in character is such a cool guy, but outside of dnd and shit he is so fucking awesome. he seems pretty chill and is so naturally funny it's insane.

[@localcthulhu3081]

I find it so funny that brennan had to stop the game and call emily by her first name, which i dont think anyone has ever done in this series so far and ask her to describe what a sexy rat looks like. I actually cannot stop laughing

[@darkvizardking69]

The sheer chaos Emily is striving to pull off is peak bard fuckery. She picked a perfect class to start this trend with.

[@danielmetcalfe5589]

Bill Seacaster’s speech before training was a hysterical way for Brennan to let the party know they completely fucked up their last combat, and that they need to stop doing stupid shit or they’re all going to die. Lol.

[@MnKAmbrosia]

I absolutely LOST IT when Brennan broke character to ask Emily WTF is a sexy rat

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[@FootLucy1013]

i love how fabian is "you are all peasants but i will grace you with my presence" one moment, to "you are a beautiful being and you will treat yourself as such!" the next with no in between. i love him

[@s.m.2523]

Kinda take after his father who swings between "Yaar, I be a jolly pirate, let's party" and "Shut up or I will gut you like a fish" on the drop of a hat.

[@XamoebabrainX]

Just like his papa.

[@oldasyouromens]

Fabian wants you to realize what hot shit you are. In Fabian's mind, EVERYONE should act like him and see themselves how he sees himself. A gallant, elegant, gift to the world.

[@chrisrudolf9839]

@@s.m.2523 Arrr, that be no mood swing, matey, ain't no real pirate party if ya don't also gut some scallywags while drinking.

[@helenl3193]

@@chrisrudolf9839 pirates take parties, and "getting legless*" very seriously! *British slang for getting so drunk you need help getting home. We have a stunning variety of terms for this. They say the Inuits have 50 terms for snow (which I think has been disproved?) we Brits have almost that many for two of our most common phenomenon: drinking and rain. It's a beautiful, soggy culture 😁

[@ryxn_8765]

the way i went from absolutely heartbroken over riz not telling the group about his dad’s grave to IMMEDIATELY flabbergasted by the sexy rat. this campaign is nuts.

[@benroache1857]

After six engaging episodes with gripping storytelling and intense battles we’re finally treated to 90+ minutes of absolute meandering nonsense and I fucking love it

[@rose-ui6hk]

12:30 "For other people, the gold is other things." "Silver." "Love." "Bronze." _"Not bronze."_

[@TripleXMango]

Bill clearly knows what he fights for lol

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

A gold worth fighting for

[@shadowtheshadowlord]

Thought he said brawns

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[@FilipGoc]

Definitely brawns.

[@olliej.2776]

"I could not be your father. My junk was messed up in a bicycle accident." The completely serious delivery of this made me laugh so hard

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[@GoErikTheRed]

Brennan is so happy to capitalize on a distracted group fixating on a certain aspect of a character, and using that to go off on a wild tangent while Fabian desperately tries to get the group in line, and I love it

[@GCWeber]

Bill Seacaster in a single line of dialogue: "It's kill or be killed. NOW WHO WOULD LIKE AN OMELET?"

[@benh2339]

Kristen Applebee's unhinged speeches are one of the best and most underappreciated parts of this show. I wish she did them more. Every time they seem to crescendo perfectly into madness.

[@JawnsBlawg]

"It's gonna get inspiring soon"

[@MiLady_Pink]

"I USED THE CORN TO MASTURBATE!" ded

[@Daniel-qt5ib]

I feel like the more appropriate outcome of her speech in this episode would have been "Everyone is feeling better about themselves so they get temporary hitpoints... except you Kristen. Due to your 'inspiring speech' turned 'existential crisis', you actually take 1 damage".

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[@deshkar2211115]

The only thing that is a little off-putting is how she is still a divine caster of the specific god even though she clearly does not follow the god's path. If she would lose the divine class and go through a transformation to a different type of priest it would add so much more to the moral conflict

[@kingofmilfgaard7604]

"You can tell that a two handed weapon did this to Zayn." Gorgrug: "Did I do this?!"

[@minanathans6005]

"And in that moment, I had that thought that only post-rage barbarians and Steve Urkel can have: '...did I do that?"

[@TheNorManor]

Mina Nathans SCATTER

[@timesup4200]

@@TheNorManor it was like that seen in rat tat toie

[@alexanderszewc9448]

@@timesup4200 And I crawled out the window and looked at the Castle walls and went "I've never climbed a wall this high before!" And I woke up in bed

[@GZilla311]

The injury is Gorgug's dad.

[@KitBashKat]

"Is there a captain?" Everyone: "no but democracy" The ball litterally last episode "i turn to see if Fabian thinks it was cool because he's like the leader"

[@Anna-rh5mj]

The fact that an old pirate dude who has Literally no regard for the law had the need to go through a whole conversation about pronouns made me tear up. Why can’t every old man be a sick, anarchy pirate who’s also an ally?

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[@sundaddy1077]

I'll become one of those just for the sake of bill seacaster

[@phillipt4800]

“I used to deal drugs out of a nighclub, and now I’m the guidance counselor!” Sounds about right in American schools...

[@explolsivecake2045]

*don’t you dare dis Jawbone*

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

LET’S FIX KIDS!!!!

[@bepis602]

Except jawbone is actually competent at his job lol

[@armanhammer]

Frankly, he's overqualified.

[@keithburns3389]

Why is this comment so fucking true

[@jakemakarov9716]

I love how Brennan isn't just throwing out gibberish about nonsensical religious beliefs, but actually showing how the coach's worldview is flawed whilst still making it clear that he's a comically terrible person. Top tier acting.

[@thestranger954]

I've been to some friend's houses and had wierd relatives trying to "convert" me and I gotta say, Brennan may have exaggerated a bit but a lot of the stuff they say isn't that far off from Daybreak's spiel.

[@aqacefan]

I may be reading too much into the Coach’s soliloquies, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he turns out to be an Oathbreaker who’s trying to talk himself out of the final act of betrayal…

[@AJpiguy15031415]

I just have to keep pausing the monologue because the evangelical protestant tone is almost too much to handle.

[@thediethrower1803]

I mean bit late but also he's just copying a lot of Christian.

[@fate8068]

yo its crazy how much it reminds me of the things other christian people say. So morally fucked sometimes.

[@tiagocosta9159]

Brennan creating a NPC with a solemn, ghostlike voice, just to say "My junk was all messed up in a bicycle accident"

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

The entire tornado rambling was the best. "I mean, you said The Tornado was at my third birthday party, correct?" "The Tornado, by the way, sends it's best wishes" "Well, tell The Tornado he can come by more often"

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Gorgug and Zelda are the cutest awkward people ship ever.

[@stevenc4982]

And TrackerxKristen

[@lilithriou4536]

It's like Michael Cera talking to Michael Cera

[@greenredblue]

Gorug and Zelda sitting in a tree! Super duper awkwardly!

[@emperior5710]

@@greenredblue it’s funny to imagine that you’re spelling the bottom out like with the actual taunt to one of them, and it just goes to uncomfortably long, adding to the awkwardness.

[@spacemanx9595]

@@stevenc4982 the problem is tracker is a grown adult and Kristen is like 14....

[@dennis_duran]

Kristen - “I have like 10 camp shirts” Fig - “how about a leather boostie” Gorgug - “As you can see I have a beautiful hoodie” Fabian - “I’ll give you a 45 dollar gift card and be done with it”

[@starRushi]

Riz- 😬

[@tinymouse4518]

Sexy rat - 😗😙😘😚❤👄👅🍑🍆🍌

[@tinymouse4518]

Helios - 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌾🌽🌽🌽🌽🌾🌽🌾🌽🌾🌽🌽🌽🌽

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

*bustier

[@flask223]

Riz has nothing to offer

[@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295]

I just realized: Lad is not the male equivalent of Lady. Lad is the male equivalent of Lass The male equivalent of Lady is Lord Gilear is a Lunch Lord Do with this what you will

[@ryushialthane]

But this way they can use the same name tag and just scrape off the “Y” and put tape over Doreen’s name.

[@Xianthus]

The absolute transition from Brennan trying desperately to teach the party how to work well together via Bill Seacaster and them being stupid dumb teenagers and messing around and not listening, to Fabian, Riz, and Adaine trying desperately to steer the others back on track but Brennan as the NPC Sylvester being so dedicated to the bit of his junk being messed up by a missing bicycle seat that he will not let them go until they hear his story… perfect. It’s like Brennan said, “Oh, you want off-track? I’ll give you off-track!”

[@eatingualive]

ethereal dance music was an underappreciated joke

[@BrendanV87]

I just heard it. So good. Hahaha “EDM”

[@senaesul3128]

I came down here just to find this comment haha.

[@deafvegetables4874]

hilarious

[@yuvalne]

And the fact that Brennan came up with it on the spot

[@bel410la]

Gorgug saying he's stupid and everyone stopping theories to tell him he's fantastic and they really like being around him is so cute.

[@AL-cc3mj]

Brennan chosing to do the "this might be your dad?" Every time zac rolls low on insight and Zac chosing to voice it and ask every time is so funny

[@tatltails3923]

Two things: 1, I did not realize until today that the Bank Scene and the Sexy Rat Scene were not only in the same episode, but were *within five minutes of each other.* 2, I find it the most adorable thing that Gorgug makes one joke about being stupid and everyone else immediately jumps to his defense.

[@spectatormoon9800]

I do not yet have context for this, but I can't wait. Absolutely gonna be comedy gold.

[@spectatormoon9800]

And also yessss, protect Gorgug always and forever!

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[@sekirk]

I adore pirate papa, he’s intense and scary but also a great open minded supportive father. He is my favourite character

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Papa says gay rights

[@quinnsinclair7028]

“There are two kinds of men.” “And women.” “What?” “And women.” “No, you’re right, that ones on me. My bad.”

[@seansilence2697]

I very much enjoy PC pirate captain lol

[@oscarpines7927]

@@seansilence2697 He makes his own politics to be correct in so he's never wrong. Be you a man, woman, genderless or Tornado you're always welcome to cocaine and drills at his place.

[@ellaforlin8160]

@@oscarpines7927 everyone should be like that

[@kiratastic7048]

I love how the inspirational speech dissolves into Kristen just questioning her entire life choices while everyone else feels better about themselves because at least they aren’t dealing with that crap.

[@TheFinalformsora]

i love how cheerful fabian talks while his motorcycle is describing flames and hatred and horror

[@armleg]

There are three distinct genders: -man -woman -tornado

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[@acdcrocks173]

I cannot express how much I absolutely love Brennan’s story telling and everyone’s ability to role play, I’m on lunch literally laughing out loud because of this series

[@conspiracybear1564]

Ya having a bunch of comedy improv nerds doimg the game is smart. I find the marrige of improv & randomly being rondom & a hard set of rules is so genus. Its like rules mixed with chaos and pro comedy um people make a brilliant spectater sport.

[@conspiracybear1564]

Sport is a pretty havy word i used there maybe show is better🤔

[@dnd_jamaica5542]

And his voice acting

[@R4b1d_R4bb1t]

That’s because that’s just how Brennan is. Watch his rant on game changer. At some point I remember him saying it takes conscious effort not to talk like that all that time.

[@elisabethfortin]

Fig : Is it cool if I smoke here? Sylvester : Yes. We're outside. Also Fig : *has literally never asked if she could smoke anywhere else 🤣🤣

[@rantdmc]

"democracy works best when immediate forceful action is not needed." (Brennan Lee Machiavelli, speaking as Bill Seacaster). and i am constantly delighted by the wonder that is emily axford as fig!

[@wafflemaker6590]

“I stole this coat” “That’s my hoodie” Gold

[@ohnonotthemagain7088]

I think the masculine form of lunch lady would be lunch lord.

[@thetertinator9562]

Like a time lord/time lady situation, with tge aesthetic of the rat king

[@eriks1765]

I was thinking lunch gentleman

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

The Lunch Lord sounds like a boss.

[@chunkyboi6033]

Figs dad" this was woven by the elves and repeals the most powerful stains" Second later "Oh shit there's a stain" I died laughing in the middle of the night

[@wilcojar]

I'm gonna be honest, I love Kristen's quest to truly find the way of her god, rather than what people think the way is. Most sun gods are neutral good, yet their followers act as if their God is lawful good, absolutist and zealous hunters of anything different from their word. Most sun gods in D&D pantheons are simply good and trust their followers to enact good into others. Many followers end up acting lawful evil, because of the laws written by other followers instead of by their God.

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[@LoganWH8]

“So your objective was to draw weaponry until it *got less scary*”

[@reagandotson2059]

I heard Morgan Freeman in the Dark Knight saying, "Good luck!"

[@jasonbolding3481]

When everything is dead, it's less scary

[@rancidtown]

Kristen: That's me in the CORNer that's me in the spotlight losing my religion.

[@rivasdanyel]

You are a genius pun maker.

[@jj3665]

First of all how dare you (affectionate).

[@zeesh1351]

brilliant

[@halcyon_echo42]

dead 🤣

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

This comment is a year old and yet I still feel like you stole my joke. 🤣

[@rriverrgrace]

As soon as I realized both Glear and Jawbone would be applying for the two school positions, I just KNEW Jawbone would end up in the guidance counselor position lmao

[@AlixL96]

looking back, there have been so many weird interactions that only happened because Brennan is utterly incapable of saying things quickly and to the point, and it's hilarious.