The great quotes of: Granny Goodness

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[@thebluedeadpool8719]

Granny doesn't need to find orphans. She makes her own.

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

That is so fucked... But accurate

[@pyromania1018]

The scariest thing about Granny, IMO, is that, underneath the *terrifying* abuse she inflicts upon her charges, she *is* an incredibly effective combat teacher.

[@wesleybell8693]

NO. THE SCARIEST THING IS SHE HAS BALLS DOWN YOUNDER.... 🤔

[@jordonvazquez7620]

Voice Director- Okay ED... just play Granny Goodness straight as yourself ED Asner- So you don't want me to act? Voice Director- Yup... your natural voice just makes this androgynous being that more interesting.

[@michaelnally2841]

Funny enough that’s what they told him when he didn’t Freakazoid

[@Waaagh40KRed]

It's scary just how well it works.

[@pyromania1018]

Ed Asner will always be my favorite.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Can you imagine him getting a call for the part? "Ed, are you open to voiceover work for animation?" "Sure, sounds interesting. What's the part?" "It's an elderly evil overlord of a dark planet". "Sounds like a juicy part. What the name of the character"? "Granny Goodness". "......Excuse me?"

[@srstriker6420]

Jackson Rushing me too

[@juanvillegas8455]

@@maskedmarvyl4774 yeah him basically voicing a woman must’ve thrown him off hahaha

[@ragingjaguarknight86]

RIP Ed Asner, you will be missed. ;_;

[@digifreak90]

2:21 There's something about hearing an old man's voice say "ninny-doodles" that's just inherently funny.

[@ki-pattao9030]

Ed Asnder is the best Granny Goddess voice ever may finally RIP

[@captaindraco2286]

Young justice Granny is both badass and terrifying.

[@hattanalshutaifi4587]

This mark the first time that granny goodness has feminine voice that is true to her gender

[@pyromania1018]

But she's not voiced by a man, therefore she's not Granny Goodness. I'm sorry, but ever since the insanely genius decision to have Ed Asner voice her, I just can't imagine her with a woman's voice. Making it weirder is that the guy voices Aqualad in YJ voiced her in a one-shot.

[@Nic_03_21]

Granny Goodness would be one of those grandmothers who has a favorite but says she loves all her grandchildren the same.

[@TheMissingLink2]

But then clearly spoil her favorite while treating the others like shit.

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

No offense to any actresses, but no one beat Ed Asner in this role. Something about having such a manly voice (but still acting grandmotherly) made her more unnerving.

[@Wolf10media]

That and we need a deep crone voice. Like Ursula the Sea witch.

[@kaykay8855]

Right it's not the same without her 5 pack a day voice.

[@Tunade5]

RIP Ed Asner. Still the only voice for Granny Goodness that I’ll accept.

[@Elvusmiw]

Omgoodness

[@trueblue6201]

Clearly you have not paid enough attention to Deborah Strang in Young Justice. She is far less camp than Asner and much more terrifying for it. The fact she actually sounds like a grandma is far creepier.

[@landonletterman831]

"Hey, you....... Cut it out."

[@natevasquez1614]

Agreed

[@Gennaropacchiano]

"I am Orion, son of Darkseid" "No. You're Orion, son of Highfather. A stray puppy raised on the fluffed pillows of new genesis. Now, Scott and I didn't had the privilege of pillows. We were raised on Apokolips. In the pits. In the fire. So we know... *Only Granny can teach* "

[@ragingjaguarknight86]

RIP Ed Asner. You will be missed. ;_;

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

2:49-3:25 That speech gives me major "Poor, Unfortunate Souls" vibes.

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

I'm actually shocked they never casted Pat Carrol as Granny Goodness in any cartoons.

[@kennykasensouk931]

Granny Goodness also known as Gretchen Good

[@Asher_Tye]

Also known as that crazy, old lady with the weird nicknames

[@LermaBean]

That crazy grandmother that lives with Darkseid

[@JenniferPoole.33272]

Even though there’s nothing good about her. Except she’s a badass and creepily awesome supervillain. ^^

[@imaginepeace63]

Kathy Bates would be awesome as Granny

[@alfiro-morgif3908]

I was thinking the same

[@Revcharge]

or Kathleen Freeman. too bad she's dead.

[@OpenYourFun]

You are getting your wish!

[@eamonndeane587]

I'd like to see Miranda Richardson play Granny Goodness .

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

Her or Dame Judy Dench

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Granny is a bit of a sadist. So, being a vicious and cruel overlord of a dark planet wasn't evil enough for her. She had to become......a Hollywood producer. But her cookies are the Best! Made from equal parts of love and hate.

[@RichardX1]

I don't know if she knows the difference between love and hate...

[@quintondent5647]

I would like to know what kind of cookies Granny makes...

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

@@RichardX1 , Sure she does! Like most psychopaths, she loves herself, and hates everything else.

[@cjthehaasman9954]

Another case of a Badass Character having a Silly name.

[@MrOrcshaman]

Never has it been more appropriate to break the rules on punching an old woman in the face

[@Mr_TheJayman]

Ed Asner best VA hands down

[@punitraysoni4127]

And we get to see her in Zack Snyder's justice league 😭🔥🔥🔥✨

[@michaelnally2841]

Honestly me and I’m assuming many other fans of the justice league would’ve accepted her as the main villain instead of Steppenwolf. While yes “Granny Goodness” isn’t the most intimidating name (and I could see Flash do a couple jokes about it) given she’s Darkseid’s second in command, and she is a big enough threat to justify the leagues involvement. I mean think about it people from Atlantis, themescera, and the real world are going missing because Granny is kidnapping people and indoctrinating them to be part of Darkseid’s army or in the case of the Amazon’s making them her female furies.

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

Shame Bea Arthur wasn't alive to play live action Granny Goodness

[@spasticpug5209]

Farewell Ed You where the best

[@theunfamousone2818]

She has always freaked me out as soon as i saw her YJO i knew who it was because of how unsettling the scene was Such a great character

[@smdshoeb891]

Who is here after zsjl

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Meee

[@rajkarmakar3927]

Here after the teaser Zack shared, finally a live action version of Granny Goodness.

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Yep

[@siddeshmenon1980]

I am here after watching zack snyder justice league teaser.

[@BlackWave54]

Never heard of her or seen her.

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

@@BlackWave54 This will help kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6i1oKKfj66Ed5Y

[@omjadhav9128]

@@BlackWave54 see on right side of darkseid !!

[@BlackWave54]

@@omjadhav9128 yeah I know. I'm just saying until ZSJL, i had never heard or seen her before.

[@darkhumour741]

She might only cameo in Zack Snyder's Justice League but that's still an amazing first for Granny Goodness Hopefully if we make the film a smash hit and sequels are approved, like Zack always planned...she'll get a more *prominent* role going forward Seeing this kind of dialogue in live action would MURDER

[@tonye5712]

5:28-5:52. Give in to Grannny 😂

[@JenniferPoole.33272]

O_O

[@timothyliow943]

She’s does sound like a pedo

[@ET-Wonder1]

King Shark: “I promised myself I never killed an old person. I let the American Healthcare System to do that” 😂

[@nathanielpreston5377]

The ones with Ed Asner: 1:27, 2:20, 2:26, 2:49, 3:44, 4:08, 4:16, 4:27, 4:59, 5:28, 6:31 and 7:00.

[@SchwarzAnthonyBoys18]

Plot twist: in superman and justice league Granny Goodness is a man who enjoy have the same clothes as a woman. "I say knee you big meatloaf" Me: "Shut up ugly" In young justice Granny goodness is a monster beneath a sweet old woman appearence and she's hyperpowered: she nearly turn Beastboy into punching-bag

[@thetruth45678]

Granny with a woman's voice is an evil even Darkseid can't tolerate.

[@RichardX1]

Granny Goodness vs Dolores Umbridge

[@saphari22]

i thought they were the same person? lol

[@spectra5407]

put me down for Granny to kill Umbridge

[@chaos_doom1321]

Granny Goodness vs Dolores Umbridge vs Mary Shaw Death battle of evil old ladys! 💀

[@JenniferPoole.33272]

I used to hate Umbridge but she kinda grew on me. She deserves to get her ass kicked though. I feel the same for Granny Goodness

[@pyromania1018]

The irony is that Granny teaches people to fight and kill, while Umbridge tries to make people weak and incapable of fighting. Her methods and motivations are horrifying, but Granny *is* a capable combat instructor; Umbridge can't teach for shit.

[@Remythechef]

It’s weird, I always thought that Pat Carrol always played Granny Goodness

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

Sadly, we'll never get the chance now.

[@bluntraps9079]

4:20 she be sounded like Ed Once-ler senior from Boondocks

[@AlexIsUber]

Granny Goodness vs the Emperor

[@Kunimitsu877]

Granny goodness is 1 of the earliest examples of genderly ambiguous characters in my childhood

[@trueblue6201]

Only with Ed Asner playing the character. She is otherwise played by females.

[@Kunimitsu877]

@@trueblue6201 not entirely true she's also been played by Khary Payton in 1 film as well but yes she has been voiced by females as of late

[@AJM01]

Granny Goodness is bad arse!

[@sampaterson7608]

Aw she seems so nice can’t wait to see her on justice league

[@moodyjazzindisguiseasabbac3057]

wow that's a tough granny

[@brandeno919]

I’ll break you for granny goodness

[@MrNiceGuy616]

Do Shinning Knight next!

[@joshuafoote5144]

Granny wants to take over Apokolips? I guess she doesn’t think Darkseid respects his elders.

[@kaykay8855]

I mean it's classic right hand woman/henchman tactics

[@decepticonleaderstarscream6551]

​@@kaykay8855 I like to call it "The Starscream Complex"

[@AquaFan1998]

​@@decepticonleaderstarscream6551 Well no because darkseid is dead at that point, shed never betray him. And as soon as he came back she and virmin layed down their forces to him

[@joshuafoote5144]

@@AquaFan1998 I think she would if she had the power to do it. But yeah.

[@contempris2383]

I ❤ my Granny

[@slimeinabox]

So, for the Beast Boy vs Grechin battle- Can’t BB turn into an Amoeba?

[@juanvillegas8455]

Throws me off that they had a man voice her in the early days; always preferred a woman

[@ymarw1684]

Ed Asner is the best but I really like Cloris Leachman

[@joshuafoote5144]

3:07 The world has a butt?

[@BlueLantern96]

3:04 Not only that but it gets KICKED 🌎

[@user-lb9uy7yy2b]

Betty Black.

[@egregiousmalady4287]

Does Granny Goodness use the ‘Ok-Boomer Tube’?

[@JenniferPoole.33272]

LOL

[@nathancruz9172]

Granny goodness is definitely evil.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

Repentance

[@justasonicthehedgehogfan562]

Old Lady Nana from Madagascar would have no chance for this tough grandma.

[@Ghost-fv6lw]

I dont know whose the bigger Sadist DeSaad or Granny

[@toddkes5890]

Isn't Granny the New God of Child Abuse? If so, that puts the needle definitely towards Granny being the more sadistic, as she reshapes people's minds into a fixed path for Darkseid. She not only takes away strength from others, but also adds strength to Darkseid

[@AquaFan1998]

​@@toddkes5890i agree, desaad is alot more clinical and cold. Hes more about the cold hard way to experiment and twist people but granny goes alot deeper, both physical beatings, emotional abuse and even mental torture. Desaad will cut you apart and twist you while granny does alot worse

[@Sai-tf4sj]

Zack Snyder's Justice League is coming out guys!

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Let fucking gooo

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

And now it's gonna be rebooted

[@soulslvr9562]

"Female furries" this implies there are MALE furries

[@silverdays2909]

Was

[@soulslvr9562]

@@silverdays2909 was?

[@silverdays2909]

@@soulslvr9562 This is Granny Godness we are talking about I think they are died

[@Gabriel-jq6pn]

A real Action movie alone about darkseid where awesome

[@lofthouse23]

So basically Ed Asner in drag.

[@natevasquez1614]

Is always This demented or is it just the onset of senility

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Here from the snyder cut trailer

[@BlueLantern96]

3:04 “AND KICK ITS BUTT!” 🌎

[@TheInkPitOx]

But isn't she from Countdown?

[@Rajatkumar-sz8mq]

Snyder cut brought me here

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Same

[@fulzax8521]

Hello snyder fan 😋

[@littledudefromacrossthestr5755]

Hello

[@marienatcha3071]

what would have happened if granny goodness had learned to master all the magic and also learn to master all the powers of dc and also learn to master all fighting techniques and also learn to master all styles of fighting and also learn to master all martial arts and also learn to master all weapons

[@AverageDrafter]

Do. Not. Fuck. With.

[@langbo9999]

Granny.

[@hayleyyeager8008]

do shredder!!!!!!!

[@Seven35888]

Is she formidable against opponents like Wonder Woman?

[@tacticwave3856]

Yes. She is a new god

[@seekeroftruth9454]

No, she usually gets 1 shot by Barda or Wonder Woman In Batman/Superman:Apokalypse she did a combo in wich she took out 2 furies and leg took down Granny and knocked her out

[@slagwerk111]

She love barada eugh she Punish her avoid toture both bad frist 1 better endless torture

[@BobbylightRCE]

I’m so confused I don’t much about this character. Is she a woman , man or both!?

[@anticrissis]

She's female. In the earlier Superman series she was voiced by a guy.

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

A woman. Bruce Time want to shake up the formula

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

She's always been a woman.

[@GalenNight]

4:09-4:14

[@VThree3]

What is the purpose of that music intro? Take my dislike for including it.

[@trueblue6201]

It is how the series works. They pick a song they think suits the character and put it over some action scenes with the character to show it off.

[@Mjay95498]

Why granny sound like a dude

[@JenniferPoole.33272]

In some shows, she’s voiced by dudes. One VA is Ed Asner. In YJ, she’s voiced by a woman

[@chilled99]

Yeah as comic relief good but Darkseid with a sidekick called Granny Goodness who looks like a granny - not exactly serious

[@trueblue6201]

Her being called Granny is meant in the cruelest sense of irony. She is arguably as twisted as him. She specializes in making loyal soldiers to Darkseid. She does this through brainwashing and torture often to children. So despite the name she is a very dark character.

[@NoMadKid]

The only one who can play her is Kathleen Turner.

[@trueblue6201]

Good suggestion based on appearance alone. Christine Willes who played her on Smallville had a good physical resemblance to her as well. While she doesn't look like the comic character as much, I think Mary Steenburgen would also be a great casting for the character. She has such a sweet sounding voice that could turn sinister and be very frightening.

[@NoMadKid]

true blue Mary isn't bad but she is small sized. Kathleen has the body and voice.

[@mikieyc81]

In sorry but Robin Williams would have been amazing as granny goodness

[@cjthehaasman9954]

What about Kathy Bates?

[@srstriker6420]

No Name or what about Bettie White?

[@mistermysteryman107]

Jesus this horrible music.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

LORD Jesus