The great quotes of: John Constantine

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Yeah, I know. After asking for Marvel character ideas I come back with this. I can't help myself~

[@nebulosity7266]

I love how basically John Constantine is a normal human being who tricked two demons to fight against each other for his soul, basically making him immortal, and learned years and years of dark magic with it.

[@elizabethgouverneur2972]

Three demons actually 😂

[@Ace2014Ace]

3 demon dukes to be specific.

[@khalilmoallaqat8999]

And god for the record

[@RenaldyCalixte]

How does tricking the demons relate to learning dark magic?

[@AGrumpyPanda]

@@RenaldyCalixte He's had lots of time and lots of people/entities to pick up tricks from.

[@snakeforhire]

I think it's funny how depending on what age demographic the show is for, John is either the funny uncle that does magic or the drunk uncle... That does magic

[@kaitlyngriffin5999]

and we love him either way

[@coolgreenbug7551]

The only thing separating the two is how far into the day it is

[@mugenokami2201]

What bout him being the funny drunk uncle that does magic?

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

@@mugenokami2201 That’s a special kind of drunk

[@Uxas_D_Sigma]

Or both

[@captaincheese3848]

"It's like taking a test you haven't studied for. Luckily, I cheat." That just sums up Constantine's entire fighting style, huh.

[@kermit1211]

Captain Cheese that's me in online exams

[@scarlightemperor3410]

Every online student ever

[@Revunant]

He cheats for good

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Take a lesson from the Democratic Party: "If you don't like the game, change the rules. If you can't win, cheat. If you are going to lose, make sure everyone else goes down with you."

[@tombick9311]

@@sethraelthebard5459 Ah the uncalled for political opinion. To that I say "noone asked"

[@yeager1957]

Ah Constantine, the guy Batman comes to when shit gets weird

[@theirishviking9278]

Makes sense deductive reasoning means nothing when reality is warped on a whim

[@neverunknown1236]

No Batman brings zantana she brings constantine because he needs to do something other than stay in the house and gamble with demons all day

[@sams_not_here]

neverunknown Constantine is basically Zatanna's plus one (except for when Etrigan is there, then he's just there :/)

[@cryptidstudios8194]

Batman should go to the Doom Patrol when things get weird. They're kinda pros with that sorta thing

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Not EVERYTHING can be solved with your pea shooter."

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

Even in a kids cartoon, Constantine can't help but flirt with succubi. My Man.

[@shadowwriter329]

They made it work and better yet made it well in his character. That show doesn’t get enough credit.

[@21eienni]

@@shadowwriter329 Yeah, there was even an episode where Aya from "Green Lantern TAS" appeared!

[@benjaminbierley2074]

@@shadowwriter329 Agreed I admit I was one of those that fell into the trap of judging it on the first impression, but every clip I see drives home how good it was.

[@samcochran8203]

@@benjaminbierley2074 wait, that series is actually good, I suppose I should've expected it once I heard Kevin Conroy's Batman in it.

[@sterbi9722]

I would like but the current number of likes is perfect for this comment Edit: it was 666

[@camiloiribarren1450]

John: Oh bollocks, it's my ex! Raven: you and Harley? Gross John: Do I look mad?

[@ThoraxetheImpaile100]

Considering how your real ex was King Shark, yes. Yes you are.

[@gulnihalyldz5465]

Madder

[@twilightjester5672]

if you ask me, he would be better off with Harley Quinn.

[@mets2128]

King Shark: 😉

[@jorgeasher8619]

@@mets2128 King Shark is a shark

[@iveseenjc03]

Zatana: "What do you think will set him off?" Constantine: "My guess is the sudoku. His got two 9's on the same row" 😂😂😂

[@estebangutierrez160]

And that's funny how?

[@iveseenjc03]

@@estebangutierrez160 I just pointed that out?

[@estebangutierrez160]

@@iveseenjc03 what the joke though?

[@Dragonache21]

It is a simple game but sipmple mistakes can easily make you unreasonably angry because now you have to undo a bunch of work to fix it. Definatly fun to watch it happen to someone else

[@wolfethorne6446]

If there are two of any number printed on a sudoku puzzle, it is a misprint and unsolveable. For anyone not knowing what sudoku is, its a numbers-based puzzle where, after solving it, you have the numbers 1-9 in various orders but never repeated horizontally/vertically/and within a particular 3x3 square (incidentally organized 3x3). At the beginning of every puzzle, you are given some numbers printed and the rest blank for the person to figure out. As you go up in difficulty, the fewer printed numbers are printed.

[@SolusDarkcoat]

For those of you who don't know; Constantine wallows in self loathing cuz he condemned an innocent girl to eternal damnation in hell, by accident.

[@menn9116]

Well, that happends

[@helix5441]

how

[@ClinicalpsychFTW]

Helaio exorcism gone wrong. Girl had a lesser demon trapped within her but Constantine wasn’t powerful enough to excise it himself. So he summoned a stronger demon to command it to get the lesser demon out. Then the greater demon literally tore the girl to shreds and took her soul with him to hell.

[@abenflores7667]

Matthew-Logan Woods is there a movie or scene that shows this

[@helix5441]

Matthew-Logan Woods damn i feel bad for him

[@fatherlouiswilliamssugaada5023]

*"There is nothing more pathetic than god who begs"* _What a savage_

[@antthefool7637]

Yeah that was strong

[@b-52gaming3]

The fact that he acknowledges Benedict Cumberbatch is great

[@kuramakuramagolden5298]

Abraca F*cking davra

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

Who would win: Virgin Benedict cumber strange or chad Keanutine

[@crystallxix1493]

Timestamp?

[@doctorboom8282]

It's strange that doctor strange magics is somewhat parallels Constantine's magic in some way or form It's not like I'm comparing the two but you get the point

[@mustachepug]

And dr strange

[@jacobdeweil3553]

Constantine: Batman's guide to magic Batman: Translator for Constantine to Justice League when they don't understand him

[@anthonygarcia5375]

Batman translates because he has a great Butler that taught him such things

[@KarakTo]

@@anthonygarcia5375 Batman translates because he's so fluent in so many languages he can understand slang in an obscure Japanese dialect as easily as if it were English

[@KRYMauL]

@@KarakTo Yes, but he was taught everything by his Guardian Alfred Pennyworth.

[@KarakTo]

@@KRYMauL That is simply untrue. He spent years travelling the world, learning everything Alfred couldn't teach him, while Alfred remained in Gotham. His other teachers include Henry Ducard, and Ted Grant, who is also the vigilante Wildcat, and many, many others.

[@KRYMauL]

@@KarakTo Zatara as well; however, I'm referring to his childhood as Bruce was likely home school then traveled the world in search and learned more languages.

[@faith7686]

1:53 “you will pay Constantine” “Your soul will be ours” *”get in line ya prats”* He’s such a badass to talk back to demons so chill

[@derrickhaggard]

This is the guy who can con the likes of Lucifer, The Specter, The Presence, and Trigon and actually get away with it with no negative consequences.

[@Dann_Palkarr]

I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEART OUT! Sorry mate, I'm using that!

[@WardNightstone]

yea well when all 3 lords of hell have equil and valid claims on your soul the only person safer from the pit is Lobo (they sent him back cause they were affraid he would take over)

[@thanoseid2883]

its definitely true. he has tons of "things" wanting his soul.

[@gggalaxygamer5858]

@@derrickhaggard he's also slept with Lucifer, mind you

[@Greapes]

Fun fact: He has canonically dated King Shark. Throughout the comics, he has dated men, women, and various anthro creatures.

[@hyperlanceitex6149]

The very definition of violently pansexual

[@shaderunner8220]

Man is the ultimate pansexual.

[@WardNightstone]

and basicly almost everyone with a connecton to magic or the supernatural

[@zeta138]

He is a man of colture

[@ACA9405]

Wouldn't suprise me at this point if he tried to make a copy of himself to date

[@gulnihalyldz5465]

"Who the hell do you think i am? Benedict bloody Cumberbatch" this one got me xd

[@WillRennar]

Was quite the Strange choice of words, wasn't it?

[@nolanmarineau366]

@@WillRennar I see what you did there

[@ishotudropdead]

Yes it’s quite Dr. strange isn’t it ?

[@sagarrajan7385]

@@ishotudropdead stop ruining it

[@ishotudropdead]

Sagar Rajan what the bloody hell mate

[@Qardo]

Out of everything John does. By this point of revealing he dated Shark King. It just doesn't shock me. I'd more shocked if he dated a priest or nun but a Shark? Naw. He wasn't trying.

[@CWR1701]

Frankly I am just dying over the fact the giant Man Shark is the sane choice compared to Harley.

[@clairewoods1858]

@@CWR1701 I mean it is the sane choice of the two.

[@CWR1701]

@@clairewoods1858 True... And let's not even get into having to deal with her Ex.

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

@@CWR1701 harley has 'issues' also doesn't shut up about the joker so.....

[@Sorcerer86pt]

For him, it was a slow Tuesday after some bottles

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

Whoever wrote that gag with the couch really understands how John's brain works.

[@carissamace]

Reminds me of my D&D campaign. “I throw oil at it” “It’s a Balor, you know basically a Balrog, immune to fire” “I throw oil at it.”

[@UmisTsukishiro00]

@@carissamace Maybe it's special oil. That's what John would say before he threw it, and he'd still say it after it made things worse.

[@Tumbleflop]

@@carissamace "How much damage does the glass bottle that was containing the oil deal on impact?" ;)

[@carissamace]

@@Tumbleflop It counts as an improvised weapon so 1d4+STR Bludgeoning Damage, it’s non magic so divide by half. And no, using a Healing Potion bottle does not make it magic.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

@@carissamace 2nd ed campaign my peasant wizard constantly called himself Bigby and wildly swung his staff screaming "feel the wrath of the staff of magus" as he cantriped the staff to glow blue, the DM rolled Intellgent checks, everyone failed and parried my wild swing not the paladin with the big fucking hammer. Finally everyone in the party (my half dragon brothers) got the shits with my character and let him face off against a Pitfiend solo when he had no spells left. Callled it as a head shot, rolled Natural 20, max damage got it to a 11 Crit to head. Instant death. at teh end of the campaign finally met mum, turns out yeah. She gave me the Staff of Magus, shame I had no clue how to use it becuase i never once cast identify on it.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Matt Ryan basically _is_ Constantine in the same way Ryan Reynolds _is_ Wade Wilson

[@alexbramley195]

I’ve others compare him to how he is to Constantine how RDJ is to iron man

[@ShadowFalcon]

Although, some of his Edward Kenway does slip through a few times ;)

[@kreigguardsman3355]

He really brought the welsh accent to the forefront

[@gateauxq4604]

Absolutely! If anyone else is cast as Constantine they’re gonna have a really high bar to pass.

[@TerribleVA]

I would say Nolan North is wade more than Ryan Reynolds is.

[@thomasbarnes2293]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Batman giving Constantine a literal "Bitch excuse me" look when Constant called his grappling hook a peashooter.

[@jamesrosengrant8675]

So I learned recently john gets away with so much stuff because he "rides the wave of synchronousity". Which means the book of destiny changes in his benefit constantly.

[@jrm48220]

More like the universe puts him in exactly the right place at the right time. So, even when he's not prepared for a fight against a certain foe, the universe makes it happen in a place where he has a way out so he can come back properly prepared. It also deflects a lot of the bad stuff that would happen to him onto other people, which is why his friends and lovers tend not to live very long.

[@MysticalStd]

Basically the universe loves him

[@Crazylom]

If Batman has plot armor, John Constantine IS plot armor

[@snakezase2998]

@@Crazylom no he’s just Batman

[@kreigguardsman3355]

Wait does that mean he is technically friends or has worked with two members of the endless

[@BTNArksome]

The fact that he acknowledged Dr. Strange as a joke that means that in this universe marvel movies are a thing

[@kingbrandy._.2832]

Marvel characters are mentioned alot in DC shows, it's cool hearing the references

[@edudmodnar9137]

Its the other way aswell and in one of the MCU movies (I forgot which one) someone said atleast in don't dress like a giant bat

[@Sir-Pleiades]

There was also Deadpool begging to not getting in a green suit just like in Green Lantern

[@Surikoazimaet]

@@Sir-Pleiades Which for those who don't get it, the guy who played Deadpool also played the Green Lantern in said crappy Green Lantern-movie.

[@lassehoffmann625]

@@edudmodnar9137 also in eternals supermen is referenced

[@orcynus_]

The great quotes of John Constantine : "Oh shit its my ex"

[@imalexthedancer]

Bollocks*

[@katerinaaqu]

​@imalexthedancer same thing 😂

[@renenk4824]

"Abra- ca.....FUCKIN' Dabara..." 😂

[@anthonydavis5288]

And it didn't work. Can you believe that?

[@theaprentice6437]

And he then settles on throwing a trash can through to window.

[@saorse5918]

You would try it to

[@_tenebris25_]

He didn't even try. I liked hearing him drop his only f-bomb tho.

[@mrstecdude1236]

*wind woshing* “Huh…figures.”

[@evilrslade]

Constantine was born in Liverpool and is supposed to have a "Scouse" accent. I guess if you've ever heard any of the Beatles speak, that's how he is supposed to sound. Awesome character, underused.

[@ClinicalpsychFTW]

Same thing I’ve been saying. But could you imagine a scouser runnin about talkin to Batman and casting spells in Latin and Aramaic😂

[@Mattheq]

It's quite a jump between the fairly authentic Liverpool accent, and the generically British (to Americans) one the other animated version has

[@kreigguardsman3355]

Isn’t Matt Ryan Welsh

[@EmmanuelMoralesPetti]

@@kreigguardsman3355 yeah, he's from Swansea, iirc

[@rogerrivera1996]

But he left the pool when he was a kid...he lived in London his entire life so it's ok if he doesn't speak in a Scouse accent. Plus Ryan is from Wales so I think he mixes accents. But I'd love a Scouse Constantine.

[@SollowP]

I do love that Constantine thinks that having Harley Quin as a partner is more insane than having King Shark as a boyfriend.

[@fullirishham1015]

Evidently it's his sense of humour that got Constantine in bed, after all he had a multi years long gag going of only saying "King Shark is a shark" and broke it right at the end with Boomer on the assumption that if they didn't all die, no one would ever believe him.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@fullirishham1015 damn, with that kind of commitment no wonder he bedded constantine! Its also decently clear they're still friends, as king shark wouldnt have winked if they wernt.

[@XVX_Nickdabeast_XVX]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx I like to think that King shark probably charmed the literal pants off of Constantine. Cause I can definitely see him doing that.

[@lizanna6390]

He's kinda right

[@your_mate_nate9428]

I’m so used to hearing Matt Ryan voice Constantine that if I hear anyone else it just sounds weird. Lol

[@JessRansdellSmith]

Same. Man's been playing him for like 5 years straight now. LOL!

[@JoshMC2000]

Agreed

[@matrema69]

@@JessRansdellSmith 7

[@_tenebris25_]

Matt Ryan: The only man who exists as the same character in two different universes

[@bcd32dok36]

Everytime I hear Matt Ryan’s voice all I hear is Edward fucking Kenway

[@melissaclark1051]

Watching a film where most of JL are killed and I laugh at John dating King Shark because it was too hilarious. It was the best and most remebral part of the film.

[@arizows5516]

I totally agree with you. When I first saw the scene I thought, "How does that work??", then my mind immediately went to, "Oh My God he dated a fucking shark!!!!". Now whenever I see Constantine I always make fun of the fact that he dated a shark, ignoring anything else except that one thought.

[@lassehoffmann625]

@@arizows5516 im pretty sure he has dated weirder things

[@Degamer422]

He’s one of those characters that Cartoon Network knows what their limits are because of him

[@imalexthedancer]

Lmao Pop him in DCSHG Let see how that goes can’t wait

[@tornadotaylor8956]

Did... Did he just use magic to summon a beer?

[@imalexthedancer]

Of course he did

[@lilywong9672]

No, I think it's whisky.

[@mman2052]

And this surprises you

[@julianzabala9010]

"Is that a sword in your chest or are you just glad to see me?" Pffft John gives no fucks whatsoever

[@johnorulzu]

The part where he was beating those demon dogs with a tire iron instead of just "magic them away" fucking killed me. John here, with an unknown number of dark arts and powerful enough to insult demons, yet he just pulls out a tire iron.

[@jamesshaw3500]

The ending was well deserved.

[@Dann_Palkarr]

Superman: We need him. John vocally belches. Raven: ... We're doomed. Gods! I was already laughing when he burped, but Raven's line really made that hi-haw-larious!

[@RenaldyCalixte]

It's scary when Raven of all people is worried.

[@anonymousrider8674]

2:26 Well, can't you just, I don't know, magic them away? Who the hell do you think I am? Benedict Bloody Cumberbatch ? This got me hard 😂😂😂

[@anticrissis]

Careful how you say that, lol

[@Raven-zz4zt]

careful man the kids are watching

[@cunningsmile4166]

lmao

[@assassinmaster3419]

Bow chicka bow wow This is why I had to stop binge watching rvb for a week

[@fumanse2070]

oohh bad choice of words be careful next time

[@duskbringer4583]

Demon's Three: "Your soul will be ours!" First of the Fallen: *Coughs and motions towards the end of a LONG line.*

[@JYang0602]

I love that Matt Ryan is the only actor in DC projects so far that’s still playing his role. Animated or Not, Matt is the best adaptation of Constantine considering there’s only been one other actor to play the live action role

[@kindredhunter1887]

Who else wants John Constantine in a Mortal Kombat or Injustice game?

[@derrickhaggard]

John Constantine for Injustice 3.

[@steampunkfox4932]

@@derrickhaggard if the leaks that happened awhile ago then he will be along with Etrigan the demon

[@stubbyducker6495]

Thats actually such a cool fucking idea

[@imalexthedancer]

Oh my lord Him in Mortal Kombat Would be legendary I can just imagine him summoning a demon for his fatality

[@Emiichoco]

think he would be fun in injustice

[@rigelsmith282]

I still can’t believe he got with King Shark I died🤣

[@redalert923]

Gay?

[@petblank3752]

He's bi I believe

[@lordnul1708]

@@petblank3752 correct, even the comics implied he played for both teams, he dated both Zatana and one of her ex boyfriends.

[@table2.0]

Rigel Smith BI ICON HELL YEAH!!

[@Friendly_T_Girl]

@@redalert923 He´s been bi from the beginning in the comics.

[@WolvericCatkin]

"Get in line ya prats..." has got to be the best combination of a putdown, and resignation to your fate I've ever heard... 😂

[@ghostviper8906]

2:30 did he just reference Benedict Cumberbatch who plays Dr Strange for the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[@sabrina-ij1ij]

when the 4th wall breaks

[@bosonparticle819]

@Roboute Guilliman doesnt he already have a suit like iron man's

[@vaibhavbalooni5730]

@Roboute Guilliman Batman does have exoskeletons and armours, it is just that most of the time he does not need them.

[@vaibhavbalooni5730]

@Roboute Guilliman Because that is what he needs, Gotham is not a place where a warsuit would help. Ironman can fight criminals, but Batman fights crime, and for that he usually doesn't need exoskeletons and suits of armour.

[@little_ghosty1854]

I like the thought of places with superheros having hero themed content. This line kinda sealed that thought for me. Imagine members of the JL discussing the marvel movies together. Thatd be kinda cool

[@steelwings2037]

I bet King Shark is a cuddler.

[@nathanstultz3434]

If he's the little spoon, even better

[@kemistree.]

Oh, that's a fact.

[@ryusenkoify]

King Shark is a shark

[@szylaj]

shark skin is actualy very similiar to sandpaper

[@hocusthepocus2683]

@@szylaj you're saying you *DONT* cuddle with sandpaper!?

[@Minervastouch]

Constatine is my fucking favorite man even though he dabbles in magic all his real problems are still grounded in a relatable way for an adult.

[@themiracleman]

This man has more comebacks than a sports movie

[@RenaldyCalixte]

If that's true how come he is played by Matt Ryan? (Sports joke for those who are uninitiated).

[@Nightwing9597]

I feel like more problems could be solved by ramming it with a couch.

[@shaesullivan]

With a couch or on a couch?

[@carissamace]

@@shaesullivan Both.

[@yukifrost9174]

"Unconsecrated, otherwise I'll have a hard time setting foot in there". Remember if you piss off John run to a consecrated Church it'll give you several minutes of life XP.

[@constantinedaurum9943]

John Constantine is like a magical batman (always prepared, tactical genius) with a side of Joseph joestar (razor sharp wit, unbelievably lucky, ready willing and able to cheat to win), and a sprinkling of Rick Sanchez (knowledge only comparable to self loathing, almost never fully sober, knows how the universe really works)

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

Joseph is lucky sure, but is he "rides the waves of fate" lucky? Where time, space and reality bend for him? Maybe, maybe....

[@sebastianschoefl]

@@hotlinechernobyl5157 did you forget the part where he sent the ultimate lifeform flying into space with the help of a vulcano? Also spoiler warning: Joseph is not only one of the luckyest people alive, he outlifed Jotaro and Jolene, his grandson and great granddaughter respectively

[@pranavramsaha5042]

Well said, but I would call him more of a magic Rick Sanchez, since Rick also stays prepared for anything and has a tactical genius, the only difference being Rick is a man of science and John a man of magic

[@constantinedaurum9943]

Pranav Ramsaha but the Joseph joestar still applies

[@aaronalkor]

Constantine D Aurum. Fun Fact: Aurum is Latin for Gold, and is my favorite Element/Mineral. A pleasure to meet you, Monsieur Aurum

[@hzlpaper]

6:05 Abraca... fookin dabra

[@juvenalmontes3108]

He looked so mad when he said the last part bruh

[@dr_dave512]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carissamace]

I like Abraca-Fuck-You better.

[@TheChickenlittle11]

😂😂 I love the face he makes when he says “fuckin dabra”

[@wh3ntit4nsf4ll6]

"Even deities can be wrong that how we got the appendix, Neanderthals, and reality tv". That is gold

[@danterik9781]

''Well cant you just i dont know?! Magic them away??'' John: Who the hell do you think i am? DOCTOR BLOODY STRANGE?

[@SomeDumbKid1]

Constantine taught me that the best response to mind-shattering horror is dry sarcasm

[@pj3750]

Be more like Constantine (except for when he does exorcisms)

[@isaiahwilson4943]

When you look at his dating history, anyone wonder if Constantine slept with Lucifer Morningstar(prior to that brief cameo/crossover) and that's why Lucy seemed like a bitter ex toward him?(then again, everyone is a bitter ex of John's)

[@sarcasticnotsad5155]

I thought about that too, but if that were case there would a lot less animosity between them, and I have some very good reasons as to why they _didn’t_ sleep together; *1.* When Lucifer appeared in the crossover, it took place long before he met Chloe Decker, and we all know that before Chloe, Lucifer participated in little more than meaningless sex. He would have no qualms about sleeping with John, and even asking if he was up for round two. *2.* I haven’t seen much of Constantine (though he’s quickly becoming one of my favorite characters), but it looks like, excluding Desmond, he also has a lot of meaningless sex. He actually reminded me of Lucifer a bit. A little broken, a little self-deprecating, and a lot horny. Anyway, I doubt if he and Luci had slept together there would be any hard feelings between them _(pun very much intended)_ . *3.* Constantine is a demon-hunting wizard, and Lucifer is- well- _Lucifer_ , the _actual devil_ , as they’ve said many times in the show. Those things _do not_ mix, and I feel it was sort of a mutual thing that they didn’t have sex. Just because both are partially sexually fluid doesn’t mean they have to jump every semi-attractive person they see. Sometimes it’s just not the right time or place. *4.* In the crossover, Lucifer mentions that he owes Constantine “for Maze”. I think it’s way more likely that John found her a vessel, gave her some sort of permanent, solid form, or glamoured her face (because it’s got two sides). Something magic-y that Lucifer couldn’t have done himself.

[@shorebreakers96]

@@sarcasticnotsad5155 You are right on almost everything except for your no 3. Constantine is not a demon hunter. While his job as an exorcist and esoterical adventurer/treasure hunter often bring him to Kill/track/dispatch demons, he pretty much doesn't care, and allied with some as often. He bear no specific disdain for demon, or personal vengeance. He is far too Cynical. Moreover, he already have banged mutliple demons. Like, all the time. Plus, Concerning Constantine specifically, he pretty much DOES jump everything, or rather anything, he is offered to. The only time he would push an offer would be if either he sniff a trap or if said realtion would have particularly negative effect on him or the other person. The rest of the time, it's a f*ckfest. Litteraly. He won't bang while duoing something else, agreed, but that's pretty much the line.

[@VulpisFoxfire]

..I get the mental image of John appearing and saying "'Ey Lucy, I'm 'ome!" :-)

[@borahcn]

Umm Constantine never had sex with Samael(Lucifer)

[@borahcn]

But I think Lucifer may have sex with Zatanna.

[@InDifRntD3v1L]

Abraca-fucking-dabra... I can't think of a more Constantine line, lol

[@cunningsmile4166]

Bullocks

[@cunningsmile4166]

6:04

[@cunningsmile4166]

11:00

[@toganium4175]

"Yeah, I know. After asking for Marvel character ideas I come back with this. I can't help myself~" I can see why: he is far more entertaining than Dr. Strange, Nico Minoru, and Brother Voodoo will ever be.

[@caidenlipoth1247]

Comic book Nico is cool. Television Nico, not so much.

[@ALUCARD-us3il]

@@caidenlipoth1247 speaking of Dr strange he did mention benedict Cumberbatch once in this vid

[@montecarlowithdawningornam1817]

John has the hardest working liver In the DC universe Edit:Ok, drinking contest, rick Sanchez, bo ri cho(mortal combat), John Constantine, yami(black clover), who would win? Edit again: due to popular demand I am including the demo man from tf2 Edit again again: no magic, science, or cheating. Just pure, natural, resilience Edit again again again: its till you pass out, idk how yall do drinking games but it's not to the death. Winner is the last person conscious

[@joestormstrike5072]

Agreed. His liver's probably has powerful as Superman's lol.

[@alzingafagan7501]

I read that as he is the hardest working liver in the DC Universe

[@MRCAVALIER34]

Rick Sanchez is to science as John Constantine is to magic

[@vongolagear]

In the comics, nothing can kill him. Including his own cancer. He’s probably fine.

[@js-hk6if]

@@vongolagear I read from a comment in a john constantine video once that in the comments three of the ruling demons of hell want his soul and if he ever dies, those three will fight over john's soul leaving hell vulnerable to heaven's forces. Is that true?

[@marcusrettig6399]

Matt Ryan is the definitive Constantine. I was so upset when I found out his live action series was cancelled. They definitely should bring him back as John

[@lassehoffmann625]

They did in 1 arrow episode I think season 4 and in dcs legends of tomorrow Reaccuring in season 3 and main cast season 4-6or7

[@ghostspider2056]

10:34 I love the pause in hesitation John has, like he’s considering it. Yet he chose the cold logical outcome, in the end one of the girls would be still damned, but saving Trish means finally killing the demon. Still sad the other girl couldn’t be saved, which makes it really heartbreaking for John.

[@scribblerstudios9895]

I think the thing that tipped the balance qas the amount of people that would be helped by saving Trish. Either option would have saved a girl and helped atleadt one person, but one was a selfish option that could risk Nergal getting away and dooms his friend's daughter, where as saving the daughter basically seals the other girls fate but also ensures Nergal's defeat. Certainly not an easy choice either way admittedly

[@koanos2448]

5:23 Personal Favorite. I mean, if he doesn't know a spell, brute force seems to do the trick.

[@regiman222]

Honestly, it was worth a shot

[@justaweebunderthemask3016]

Where's the line in justice league dark apokolips where he said "can't even be a corpse in piece wanking destiny can go bugger itself"

[@rignatetris4435]

that the onr with the vorrupted league members?

[@josephlankford5541]

I said it before, I'll say it again. Batman is the best of the non-magic group, Constantine is the best of the magic group.

[@mysteryacount123]

I love Jhon but best in the magic group is a stretch especially considering that he has to compete with Dr Fate, the spectre and the bloody presence itself

[@AnaAna-gu3jk]

Matt ryan is toooo good as John constantine 😍😍😍😍😍

[@115DELDE]

He is also the coolest Assassin in assassin's creed (Black Flag)

[@jasoncummings7]

If Edward Kenway and John Constantine both got into the same game or movie, it would be the best thing of all time. Yeah I know it would be impossible, but you know what? I stopped trying to figure out was possible and impossible in DC a long time ago.

[@sillymovie1330]

This video explains why he is like my favorite DC character

[@siem9329]

Rohan 😳

[@MegaGermanShepherds]

Same!!!

[@seventeenducks7212]

I absolutely love this version of Constantine

[@timebomb4562]

And people think British guys are dorks

[@TheSaphireKatana]

They do😂?

[@Tidepod_Prince]

Who lmao?

[@TheSaphireKatana]

@@Tidepod_Prince ikr

[@Toonkid4life1]

they are adorable dorks

[@cunningsmile4166]

Bollocks

[@estebangutierrez160]

1:28 "Constantine was hit by an accent exaggerated spell..." Dude Constantine is from England

[@derrickhaggard]

Basically what Batman meant was John was hit by a spell that caused him to speak in a exaggerated version of a British accent, instead of the normal British accent.

[@estebangutierrez160]

@@derrickhaggard still

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

@@derrickhaggard so basically it turned his accent from British to Bri 'ish?

[@derrickhaggard]

@@MugdhaMahdiShams Pretty much. To be more specific the spell made John talk in the exaggerated version of a British Accent that's commonly seen in American films depicting British life, instead of the actual British accent.

[@jabomb1085]

@@derrickhaggard There's no such thing as a British accent, the typical one you hear is queens english (think james bond) which is usually from upper class people in south london. The character of Constantine is from liverpool so has a scouse accent which is usually quite hard to understand for Americans so they don't use it. The "exageration" is to sound more scouse. Matt Ryan who plays constantine is Welsh so different accent again.

[@chrysatoumpa9448]

I love how Matt Ryan insists on playing Constantine,guys is amazing

[@MarkyMarc89]

*Balthazar:* Fire? I was born of this. *John Constantine:* How's Mammon crossing over, you half-breed piece of shit? [Constantine tosses Holy Water on Balthazar’s face dissolving his human skin.] *Balthazar:* That’s better. All natural. [Chokes Constantine against a wall] *Balthazar:* You can do it. You're stronger than this. Think of Hennessy. Think of Beeman. This bastard killed them. You're not going to let him get away with that, are you? *Balthazar:* Don't fight it, Johnny Boy, enjoy it. [Constantine reaches for his gold knuckleduster and smashes it hard against the demon side of Balthazar's face until he lands on a table.] *Balthazar:* We'll see you very soon. *Constantine:* Not really, no. *Balthazar:* You can't cheat it this time. You’re going back to hell. *Constantine:* True, but you’re not. [Constantine reaches for a Bible in his jacket.] *Balthazar:* What are you doing? *John Constantine:* I'm reading you your last rites. [opens his Bible] *Balthazar:* Spare me your remedial incantations. *John Constantine:* You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven. [anoints Balthazar's forehead with holy water] *John Constantine:* I'd love to be a fly on that wall. *Balthazar:* You're not a priest. You have no power. *John Constantine:* Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shithole! [Balthazar doesn’t respond] *John Constantine:* Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [begins reading from the Bible] *John Constantine:* In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. *John Constantine:* [Places his hand over Balthazar] May God have mercy on you, and grant you the pardon of all your sins. Whosesoever sins you remit on Earth, they are remitted unto them in Heaven. [Balthazar squirms] *John Constantine:* How's he doing it? *Balthazar:* No... I can't. *John Constantine:* [louder] Grant your child entry into thy kingdom! In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Amen! *Balthazar:* [shouts] Sangre de Dio! The blood of God! *John Constantine:* He found it. *Balthazar:* Whatever killed the Son of God will give birth to the Son of the Devil. *John Constantine:* [closes the Bible] By the way... you have to **ask** for absolution to be forgiven... asshole.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

That movie was fun at times

[@cunningsmile4166]

@@kreigguardsman3355 heheheheh

[@suspiciouschicken]

"do I look mad" you're from Liverpool so yeah.

[@OB.x]

Remember, this guy had a serious relationship with King Shark. just saying.

[@HighLordoftheBathroom]

No one said it was serious.

[@TheDoc_K]

@@HighLordoftheBathroom If it wasn't serious, Shark King wouldn't be an Ex and John wouldn't try hiding from him.

[@icelingbolt]

@@HighLordoftheBathroom if it was just a hookup or something, why did he call it an ex?

[@SeanVanHalen]

"Is that a sword in your chest or are you just happy to see me"

[@Geek69420]

Constantine for Injustice 3

[@cherryjubilee5201]

He's Dr. Fates' replacement.

[@thereebstir9572]

John Constantine had his own live action movie. He was played by Keanu Reeves. (I probably spelled that wrong) Edit: I forgot to mention that movie was made in 2005. (He got another one in 2014/15)

[@anticrissis]

The old tv commercial for that movie is actually where I got the idea for the song from.

[@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17]

Keanu Reeves

[@lassehoffmann625]

That movie isn’t bad but it doesn’t feel like the John constantine in this video or the comics,

[@steventhomas2856]

@@lassehoffmann625 I just treat it as an alt - universe version of Constantine. Bizarrely, Keanu's version looks nothing like Constantine in the comics, but he *does* look a lot like Pete Wisdom, who's kind of Marvel's version of Constantine, except he's a mutant, not a warlock. So there's that...

[@lucid254]

@@steventhomas2856 Lmao wait until the new constantine show releases, they already announced that they are race swapping Constantine and making him black, (likely along with superman too), and even worst is they said they are moving away from the occult and religious side and going into a horror vibe, already know they will absolutely fuck up this legendary character, wont even bother watching

[@tjjohnson1675]

Seeing a drunk John is so funny reminds me of the time I was drunk and was yelling gibberish to people in online mortal kombat gamer

[@beckaronibean]

That's something I'd love to see 😂

[@ishotudropdead]

Did he just reference the current live action marvel dr strange ?

[@joestormstrike5072]

The voice actors behind the demons that Constantine cheated at poker against remind me of the Orc Captains from Shadow of War lol.

[@blazetheplaneswalker]

9:55 alternative line: I cast fist

[@madlaugher3300]

0:27 this is the only magic trick I ever want to learn

[@alexandercross9081]

What no interest in the portal to a room full of succubi spell?

[@jasonsilvernail1450]

@@alexandercross9081 Are you kidding? No man can last long against three literal sex demons. Alcohol summoning is perfect for every occasion.

[@alexandercross9081]

@@jasonsilvernail1450 fair enough, maybe pair with a Bears Endurance Spell as well

[@faith4657]

@@jasonsilvernail1450 because they drain you drain

[@criswebb7470]

BRO SAME

[@Yoshirocks92]

That reaction when John sees King Shark winking at him was priceless.

[@nikolaiorr8383]

Constantine, while he is one of the coolest characters ever, seeing raven that broken and in that much pain broke my heart when I seen apokolips war for the first time and also seeing starfire literally in two pieces

[@freeamericanthinker558]

5:27 my favorite.😂

[@jrgaming1016]

It’s just him, knowing all types of magic, and using the worst magic spell he has 😂

[@alucardfu2]

"Aaand I'm sobar again, magic can be such a bitch.." Lights cigarette Inhales Exhales I know the feeling johnny boy..

[@reloadpsi]

As somebody from Liverpool, I can tell you that an accent exaggerator would absolutely not turn a man from Merseyside cockney (and the idea would be kind of offensive to anyone there actually.) It would just make all the vowels comically long. A really, really broad scouse accent would potentially get mistaken for Brummie.

[@jackthecraftian]

John Constantine is my spirit animal

[@haleyhoag8640]

I love the one where he gets pissed at magic for making him sober

[@invaderyellow1906]

11:45 I geniunelly think Constantine got that book just for that.

[@anticrissis]

Dang. This is the fastest that any video of mine hit a thousand views. Thanks, everyone.

[@NickKnutson97]

I wish they added some of the Live Action Constantine from Legends of Tomorrow. Same voice actor anyways

[@imalexthedancer]

“That Irishman there is a leprechaun” “Sorry r u serious or racist” “Both, Love” “Nah, Americans don’t say rubbish. They say “That was absolute garbage, I’m American, soccer, yardstick, ranch dressing, w e a s e l”” “Well, if you’ve got a problem with me, pie-face.” (Forgot the thing) “But *insert place* is too north for that muppet” Just a few of my favorite lines from my favorite legend 🙂

[@cunningsmile4166]

In the hands of a master a lute is a formidable weapon. Just like at Sting mate.

[@imalexthedancer]

@@cunningsmile4166 And my all-time favorite: “BoLlOcKs”

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

I love how he’s crazy enough to talk back to, insult, and threaten angels, demons, and literal gods but not crazy enough to date Harley

[@MystMelly_UwU]

I'd date Constatine anyone else?

[@oceanberserker]

Your funeral, pal. The man's got a rep for a reason.

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Yeah, people who date him don’t usually end up happy

[@MystMelly_UwU]

@@cartoonishidealism582 Dates a date in my words

[@Glofishes]

I like to live a long and healthy life. But if I was desperate and dying probably.

[@poeticpilgrim5468]

I’d date him, I’m fucked anyways!

[@lordthennek2045]

"Ill rip your bloody heart out" how are you meant to respond to that other than "sorry mate im using that"

[@_myst_4267]

How could you not include Constantine telling Destiny "You chatter like my grandma at a book club"?

[@businesshumor8598]

I like this character a lot he's hilarious

[@catherinecao4810]

The best thing about John Constantine is that one minute, he’s kicking ass and next minute, he’s making a fool out of himself.

[@storytsunami]

"Wrong. I expect the worst so I prepare for the worst and when the worst happens. I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world." Probably my favorite quote :)

[@rBlack_909]

"There's nothing pathetic than a God who begs." Simple, true, yet has so much meaning

[@cunningsmile4166]

9:54

[@ghatesspeech]

Constantine is just magical Batman, compared to other sorcerer's like Zatanna he might as well be powerless when it comes to offense but he has a plan for everyone and if he doesn't he'll come up with one. The power of the mind is limitless

[@monta2max]

He has tony Stark Sarcasm, batman intellect and Dr strange magic

[@mman2052]

Don't write him off completely in the main comics his power shifts with each writer I mean he literally created a miniature sun to power down a rampaging vampire also for context in DC comics the sun doesn't kill vampires just weaken them

[@sebastianmonjes1651]

Don't know why KZbin recomended me this, never been much of a fan of dc, never heard of this character before until now.... And now i wanna know more about him, he looks cool

[@imalexthedancer]

He is Fun

[@happygoluckyscamp]

One of my favourite Hellblazer comics has Constantine saving Chas' daughter from an Aztec monster in a glorified blink first game. And afterwards Chas wife slaps him and screams "You were playing chess with my daughter!" And Constantine just lights a cigarette and goes "Chess? I was playing fuckin' poker! And I won. I fuckin' won." Sums Constantine up.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Heheheheheheh

[@4-Zero-4]

Anyone else actually happy John got to have a good ending with the demon portal? 😂

[@dr_dave512]

1:58 get in line you moten CHOPS 😂😂😂

[@slenderminion2229]

John Constantine and King Shark. Now that's a story i wanna see.