the greatest metal memes EVER 4

[@JaredDines_]

Thanks for watching djentlemen! please check out The DickeyDines Show if you want more of this kind of content!! Austin and i appreciate the support! :)

[@rammsteinan4503]

Jared Dines when will we see a collab with Kmac 2021? :D

[@citizenerased174]

Jared Dines I second the collab with Kmac. That would be epic!!!

[@MonsieurVAA]

Jared Dines Roooooooooooooooots

[@mortensen1961]

Meme me up, Scotty!

[@JaredDines_]

rammsteinan4503 tomorrow

[@thelastdragon3242]

This makes me want to share a pit story. I was 21, at warped tour, drunk af. Set up complete. NOFX starts playing, I go running (didn't want to miss it) so drunk, and naturally acrobatic I decide to do front flip, had never attempted one, right as I was entering the pit it was clearing for sticking in my eye. When I miraculously landed it, I realized I had landed on a fallen pit warrior; both feet were on his chest. His big ass friend thought I was some kind of pit assassin and blind sided me with a giant elbow to my rib cage. So fubar that I didn't even realize that I had a broken rib till the next morning. Good times.

[@kingoffamine3986]

TheLast Dragon "pit assassin"

[@samantharobinson9045]

TheLast Dragon lmfaooo

[@adrianclark2734]

That was a pit story of worth 🤘🤘

[@black-eyedspinnerwillow7639]

😭I feel SO FUCKING bad fr (for) you

[@Aaron_Berry]

@TheLast Dragon "good"

[@Ardeact]

"I know you guys love memes" "I went to Facebook" Oh no.

[@Xenotypic]

plebs

[@kkiimmiinn]

Never expected that sponsor

[@leroy92TX]

dyi holiday cards? lol

[@sogflesh]

He's gonna sponsor I Can't Believe It's Not Butter soon.

[@animus444k]

Demonetizations a real bitch

[@fhsjames]

이기민 same

[@BrianAndersonTT]

WARNING ABOUT WAR ROBOTS If you are going to download war robots, do not spend precious money on it! The only spending that would really matter is in the hundreds to thousands of US dollars and I am NOT exaggerating! I am a champion league player and it gets worse the more you advance in the game. It could have been one of the best mobile platform games ever but they ruined it.

[@dudewhy2849]

I remember some friends and I took our non-Metal friend to an A Day to Remember show (I know, not Metal, bare with me). This was their first heavier show. They were in the pit all night long. All of a sudden, he comes out the pit, screams “I LOST MY SHOE! YEEEEAAAAAHHH!”, and then LAUNCHES into a group of people feet first, and then runs away. We didn’t take them to anymore shows after that 😅

[@glenn2376]

I'm a simple man; I see Dickey, I clickey.

[@Dickey7861]

Glenn

[@nate_kachow2904]

This needs more recognition

[@nehemiahzo_]

Out of context that would be scary

[@chonkyhonky7155]

If this was reddit I would put r/suddenlygay

[@TheBackpackingSailor]

@@chonkyhonky7155 that's where this is going

[@dennis_moonlight]

17 minutes of dank memes... Who needs christmas gifts when you are subscribed to Djared?

[@joedalton155]

More like 15 minutes because of the sponsor

[@hellgrinder2941]

I liked what you did

[@jimmyjamz12]

Dennis Benassi .

[@f0rm1ess8]

Dennis Benassi gotem

[@recruitymcfruity5232]

More like normie memes am I right

[@rootintootinputin5898]

4:16 Ravioli ravioli, what's inside the pocket-oli?

[@cookieprev5176]

Rootin Tootin Putin I knew I wasn’t the only one

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Rootin Tootin Putin its MOAR RAVIOLI

[@Fel1xF7W]

pocket oli sykes

[@SlyHikari03]

You want some?

[@cneddy22]

I instantly came down to the comments to find this

[@DaishinZlrex]

*You laugh,You lose* Did you laugh or did you lose? _skrattar du förlorar du_

[@matheushenriqueee2]

ｍａｎｎｅｎ

[@dust8083]

Mannnneeeeeeeeeeeeennn!

[@chilibiskit14]

Virgins af

[@KnowBigDeal]

*RESPECT WAHMEN*

[@pablorandri6459]

Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service *SKRATTAR DUE, FORLORAR DUE* MANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Andy-cz4xw]

10% memes 30% war robots 60% dickey's amazing story

[@morgoth9671]

These sponsors are so random

[@kevinsarajlic6268]

gotta make money

[@liamsweeney4754]

he gotta eat

[@SaschaRissling]

i think it's amazing that he wears a naked100 cap all the time but never actually talks about vaping.

[@Nosh69696]

Sascha Rissling It's a meme

[@TjderGeraet]

Morgoth i would much rather just ignore the ads if they were just consistent. Like every video the same sponsor. But like right now he just picks whatever pays the best. Just stick to one sponsor pls, can't be that hard

[@alquemik]

Who would win? a) *JaJa SeneS* b) *DereD DiDi*

[@krispayy6076]

this comment confuses me

[@rickyvaydr1250]

*jared makes meme video to cover up djent 2017*

[@SafelandingRecords]

Richie Williams true but still came through with something entertaining. Gotta give him props after that guy douched him lol

[@rickyvaydr1250]

David Ysasi I do give him props I was kidding lmao

[@METALHEAD-fh8qc]

Dude in the pit: Yeah it snapped a little. Doctor: Just a little!? Dude in the pit: Well, Maybe Not!

[@Diogo9595]

PLS COME TO BRAZIL

[@Sphirot12]

Diogo9595 mal sabem eles que é zoeiras

[@aaronaltkid]

Diogo9595 someone actually fell for it

[@maximoavila5916]

BRASIL PORRAAA aisodhaosidaoh

[@peterm6737]

In Soviet Russia you don't go to Brazil, Brazil comes to you. Awful joke aside it would be cool if bands traveled more often.

[@museudobalao]

AQUI É BR PORRA

[@Ougagagoubu]

I'm looking at two dudes looking at memes instead of looking at memes by myself. What a time to be alive.

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

I'm sure Pewdiep- cough, I mean Jared just looooves War Robots and will be spending countless hours playing in the future _s k i p_

[@tyler_bt3326]

Scrawny McMassive I mean, it's actually a decent game. I was bored enough to play it, it's a good time waster

[@ItsJustAdrean]

I played it. Liked it. If they're sponsoring Jared, hey, more power to 'em

[@laurenmckay3333]

You’ve clearly never watched Dickey dines

[@TheTroy124]

Omg that full volume meme is so true for me but with different music it scares me everytime

[@Sighbot]

I played "War Robots" when it was called "Walking War Robots".

[@skyevroom3657]

same

[@murobaugetti9028]

Me 2

[@actuallyjewish9305]

You are all gods

[@dr.greenthumbreal6203]

same same

[@Evan--tt5os]

Yeah

[@kyloren2865]

You should rename this video in "Some cool stories from Austin"

[@THe97LoRD]

NO KARATE IN THE PIT!

[@scottbruckner4653]

THe97LoRD ...Hold on let me call my bros from Xaolin.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

thank you.

[@surop4828]

FUCKING CHRIS

[@boiamondo]

My first Pit started in front of me all of a sudden and i wasn't even that scared 'cause i thought "uuuuh, jumpy" and ran in it. So fun. I was, instead, surprised another years later when a friend of mine was literally swalloed by it, just to pop out with a bruise on the neck for no damn reason, looked like a passing tornado leaving behind wreakage

[@axtonjedi]

Don't let your memes be dreams!

[@MoSweiti666]

Seldon Arcais good one! Shia LaBeouf would be proud xD

[@MartiniAndrini]

Seldon Arcais funny original reply to totally original comment

[@axtonjedi]

Denolact The original-est

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

But let dreams be memes

[@jimdanielhoxworth3374]

*_Your memes end with you_*

[@ArnoldPlaysGuitar]

"What I have coming up in the future is 10x more legit." CanNOT fucking wait!

[@ale0830]

Where is Kmac2021?

[@uhm60]

Alessandro Solís the memelord himself

[@yearnpill]

Alessandro Solís *Kmacavelli the lyrical machete

[@citizenerased174]

Lord Kmac

[@weiflwange3841]

In the funny part of KZbin

[@cafra2]

He's crafting an anti-aging potion

[@John6298]

I'm a simple guy. I see a Jared Dines or DickeyDines video I watch it.

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Anyway I'm from India (Foreign fan) You're pretty popular in our state (Mizoram) To only the Metalheads of course Anyway Big Fan

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Tinga Chhakchhuak myself from Bengal. Bloody hell, everyone's into pop and EDM right here. But for the tiny metalhead community, nobody is unaware of Jared's KZbin existence.

[@slamrules475]

From Nepal

[@ritikeshsinghpaurus2964]

Tinga Chhakchhuak Rajasthan here

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Its amazing how metal can unite us

[@ayusharipirala3121]

Bangalore

[@Amdus289]

PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Dragon. *BRAZIL*

[@galllion1801]

And dislocate your knee?

[@nightpup1064]

That meme about the volume reminds me of when I took my cousin to school. I had been listening to metal on full volume with my friends the other night , and when I turned on the radio I almost shit my pants.

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I oddly get the reverse to happen, usually. If it's my computer it's probably because the music is so much quieter than playing a game or watching a normal video. When this was a problem on my phone, it was because I last used it when I had earbuds in, listening to music.

[@mclarge90]

skip to 2:06 to get to the memes and skip the ads

[@chrisdix7037]

Jack Robinson You sir are a hero!

[@DJ-vg1pr]

But the ad is the meme

[@xenounde0]

*WAR ROBOTS IS BÆ*

[@crici.k]

Why isn't this comment on the top so that I could have seen it in time.

[@wickedinturn7118]

Why the fuck would you skip war robots

[@ITzCrimePvP]

#TurnOffAdblockForJared

[@jayrx12]

#Fogle

[@eddiejohansson1949]

AINT GONNA HAPPEN

[@ManWhoSoldTheWorld01]

no thanks

[@tammywestin2854]

Mika no

[@mikakaandorp8018]

Eyy we got the same name dude 🤘🏼

[@kkov1230]

10:30 idk what's more accurate, Slipknot, Slayer, Korn, or Marilyn Manson 😂 Edit: Metallica might be the best one

[@premiumvanille183]

Why do you think Marilyn Manson is accurate though? I don't get it

[@kkov1230]

@@premiumvanille183 idk it just kinda looks like him

[@poppymetalhead]

Video start 2:08

[@honkydorry7691]

thank you. literally why I went to the comment section.

[@Mavvyd96]

Thanks

[@bjarnijakobsen3028]

Synyster Fox same

[@bjarnijakobsen3028]

Hilmi Immy thanks

[@messengerofdeath8086]

You question the words of the *MIGHTY WAR ROBOTS?!*

[@logansmith4063]

I love the Ralph tattoo on Jared’s arm HA memes

[@gabrielmedeiros4969]

COME TO BREZEEEEL JAREDI

[@rgerber]

gabriel medeiros there is a place named pretzel?

[@gabrielmedeiros4969]

Hahaha, is Brezel(Brazil) like some memes

[@De1taTarkov]

He'd probs get his guitars stolen

[@vomito630]

gabriel medeiros BR NESSA POURA

[@Lucasg284]

Dєltα Mσσdíє so funny, you should go work with your amazing president .Mr Trump fat kid from america

[@victo-rhi]

I'm literally so happy that the video on the best memes in 2017 is the video with a War Robot sponser.

[@Nosh69696]

Only metalheads can be meme Gods.

[@buzzardsinuses4780]

My first time in the pit was at a Bad Religion show. I wanted to be a part of something that is such a big part of the punk rock scene. I was kind of terrified when they were about to come on, but as soon as the pit started, it was amazing. That night, and the night I went to see Descendents were to of the best nights of my entire life.

[@christiandominguez7876]

Real video starts at 2:07

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Christian Dominguez it also has long moments of pauses every five minutes

[@noahkrull1514]

God bless

[@jeffyharwood]

No, real video ends at 2:07

[@Diniles]

"Call the ambulance" "No, that's $1500" America. The one thing I literally cannot get over about it

[@IceCubeLP123]

Ah, yes. The pocket Ravioli. I remember that Dining with Dickey episode

[@Throwaway-kg7ft]

IceCubeLP123 wasnt it filthy frank?

[@danielmurphy5824]

Throwaway1234 He was being sarcastic

[@clemenbenz391]

Yeap, I do come from Indonesia and I do like playing rock riffs with my only cheapy trusty 50 buck acoustic.. thx 4 all vids.. liked it a lot, specially your drum vids Keep it up!!

[@IstiSama]

i don't think jared knows what dank is

[@berndernlottet8077]

Dank - "unpleasantly damp and cold."

[@plazmamasta193]

Berndern Lottet or concentrated

[@NotsoseriousNick]

4:10. Ah, I see someone's taken Filthy Frank approved way to eat ravioli.

[@haengemuele]

😂😂yess!! My TEEHEE Tattoo😂😂 cheers from Switzerland

[@annam.6223]

that was yours? damn dude 😂😂

[@haengemuele]

Diana Matthews yes! this is mine😂 these teehee memes gets me everytime so hilarious

[@bleakaux9289]

9:40 I could imagine that as a new vocal style. Screaming, Cupping the mic, GWARSHING XD

[@rurka2061]

RIP Slippy :(

[@olli1519]

14:36 that's what the mosh pit at every Amon Amarth concert looks like tbh

[@pedrotristao9507]

COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@1KeyJee]

Metalcore Dude why? Its stupid

[@jesseweicht2465]

Its not like he tours internationally.

[@pedrotristao9507]

It's a joke

[@jesseweicht2465]

Yeah I should have watched all the way through before commenting... My bad.

[@juusoaarila2566]

COME TO FINLAND

[@revalisfeathers9531]

THAT ZELDA HAT 😍

[@thomazm.8414]

B R A Z I L

[@1KeyJee]

Thomaz M. Crimeazil

[@hayemiranda7647]

+M H S zuerazil

[@БабаЯга-ш7х]

M H S B R E E E Z E L

[@henriquemartins1061]

BRAZIL PORRA

[@EmoVibes0113]

Oh the Rage Against The Machine memes 😂😂😂

[@blindorion9737]

The Dickey Dines show needs War Robots sponsor too. This is the first I heard that they got it. Going to download from this vid to support the cause. Congrats dudes!

[@lucasrodrigues4121]

COME TO BRASIL

[@justincantrell6786]

"Send Them To The Slaughter House" "Breeeeeeehh" had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dubiousdaydream1695]

Explains who Danny is and I'm here wondering who the hell is post malone ?

[@axis1898]

Post Malone is a fairly successful new rapper.

[@samvelasco9231]

Danny wornsnop is the Asking alexandria vocalist but he passed from a emo kid to a Cowboy Listen to The final episode and after that listen to Into the fire ans you will understand

[@ace_bean7011]

First one - Star Wars - TRIGGERED You underestimate the power of that meme

[@galibmahbub95]

Meme review *clap, clap* Meme review *clap, clap*

[@djmelodix6868]

An Old Enemy MEME REVIEW

[@zeoalexo]

MEME COUCH!!!

[@nate_kachow2904]

@@djmelodix6868 GET OUT-

[@ClassicPatty]

I'm extremely happy that the Mom makes you go to church but your metal meme made it

[@Guigo985]

PLEASE PLAY HERE IN BRAZIIIIL (Sponge Bob meme)

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Rodrigo Senra *BRAZILLLLLL*

[@vilthordrums]

Austin is like a walrus with a cool hat and awesome scream. So really just a walrus with a cool hat. #humor #loveyouguys

[@alphareccon1059]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkko Braaasiiiiiill

[@13gangyoungin16]

Kkk South Carolina...... oh

[@xx7secondsxx]

@ 9:30 I have one of those! But it sez "think they're getting candy but its 40 hours of Forklift training videos" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Midgetnator]

When are we getting a helium vocals video? You know people have been wanting to see that for a while now :p

[@Tooom28]

No

[@bedussymahler3247]

Jared: you can run, jump,and shoot what more do yo need Me: water food , "METAL", a body

[@Autrest]

Braziiiil

[@f0rm1ess8]

I’m a drummer myself and I always enjoy watching your videos Thanks Jared

[@luccazappalajurado6478]

COMI TU BRASSILL GUIS !"

[@justinstroud4738]

It's confirmed, Jared always thinks about Austin

[@ekijokinen5584]

is that you felix

[@shadysandman4848]

'Murican Pewds

[@popetier]

Na this video is 17 min long so it can't be him.

[@quintonis1]

The Snop = Pewds confirmed.

[@patbirmingham9425]

The meme about getting in the car, I did that with entombment of a machine right before it started and had a friend really only listened to like Mumford and sons. Their face was insane haha

[@afiqazimm248]

Pewdiepie of the guitar world KZbin thingy

[@lukaszboczar2441]

Afiq Azimm except this guy is bearable

[@Michael_Baranyaiofficial]

whoa,YOUR FINALLY SPONSERD BY WWAARR RROOOBBOOTTSS

[@jabaldwin]

Mobile games are hella lame. I respect that you're just taking advantage of sponsorships, but damn that's annoying.

[@thebeekeeperhc]

Concise Music skip the sponsor

[@nickgriffin3031]

Don’t whine and just skip past it. Or spend 2 minutes of your day letting Jared make his money

[@parkerstyers4812]

Concise Music How dare him try to make a living

[@sayanorasonic]

Its pretty sad he promotes shitty mobile games rather than the good ones

[@bonusduckmann9997]

Parker Styers learn grammar first

[@jakethepillowsnake4098]

This was fun, I liked it. The teehee boi one was my fave.

[@agrailivanovna6331]

i want them to collab with kmac so much .-.

[@seanoreilly2949]

Everybody does.

[@Fabrgion]

They actually do the collab

[@daveforton]

Finally... WAR ROBOTS!!

[@zacmason7175]

Ravioli, Ravioli. Whats in the poket-oli :P

[@sovietmermaid6980]

its filthy frank bitch

[@hbkhard09]

Jared's nice. He wrote 2:11 at the end of the description. He knows promos are boring.

[@mrs.krabappel5575]

maybe you have many brazilian fans But I'm sure I'm the only one from Iceland, who has parents from america and germany

[@cooldoodert2919]

Probably not

[@jacobdarrigan826]

Hahahaha I laughed when you said "but first let's take a look at my sponsor war robots"

[@parthjain5758]

4:37 you have fans in India also.......!!!!!!!!we love your content...!!!! :) ;)

[@anirudhganesh]

#Guitar byparthjain :D

[@ayusharipirala3121]

Yes

[@Pelllaw26]

Hey guys should just skip over the ads part instead of getting mad at Jared. It's a way it helps him keep making his content and supports him.

[@septicemic39]

So comment awards 100 could possibly hap- SHIT WRONG CHANNEL

[@exotic9531]

Septicemic G R A H A M T H E C H R I S T I A N

[@markkelly9552]

Graham the christian

[@black-eyedspinnerwillow7639]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR HAT AUSTIN HELL YEAH!!!!!! FUCKING LEGEND OF ZELDA

[@stickyvenom73]

TOO MANY *MEEMESSSS!!*

[@Simp4Ahsoka.]

Rookie

[@turdferguson5092]

Too many puppies!

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

This is the advert the Dickey Dines show needed!

[@jemmaartson2434]

I love memes, you love memes We are memeful family...

[@tatetm2809]

We had a very small music festival in a town called kuna near me, and during one of the metal sets a guy got hit in the nose in the pit. He got taken out of it and his face was bleading from his nose and he looked back into the crowd and said "I'm goin back in" and did so.

[@Towern96]

1500 dolars for a dislocated knee??? I'll take my free healthcare system thank you very much.

[@zal5734]

god i love Australia. Knee popped back, free, no problem.

[@glurganergc4856]

It's actually for the ambulance ride. No joke.

[@benpetzold2298]

This is the hands down best thing for when you're stoned

[@jasonottersburg4712]

Austin has been wearing that shirt for like 3 episodes now

[@Dickey7861]

Jason Ottersburg they were all filmed the same day haha

[@julianaraneta5416]

The struggle of laundry price hike....

[@bradstagner]

When a song seems like it's building up for a heavy breakdown but it just ends instead = architects "these colors don't run" fucking love that song then they just leave u fucking hanging with half a fucking breakdown

[@damjanp7920]

Austin looks like a turtle...

[@robindreier9796]

You're not the first one to say that

[@DC-yb7qd]

Or a drunken frog

[@just_another_2133]

Damn poor Austin

[@Violet_Reyn]

Rewatching these feels like a fever dream

[@sidthejovian5105]

It starts out watery and gets creamy, nice. Being Malaysian, seeing the map, near Indonesia. . .( sad piano noises)

[@grotesque666]

Haha the bit about barking in Fresno had me laughing

[@onscreenmoper]

Anyone know some good accounts for actual metal memes? Like, most of the time they're pretty cringey, and the jokes are always just "lololol metal is better than pop look at how special I think i am cause i like metal"

[@Girret1]

You also fuckin tired of the Metalhead memes-page on facebook?

[@43percentburnt2]

Panzer Man i know it seems retarded to promote my own meme account but check out @phantom_antimeme06_ on instagram

[@erwinhagen8967]

phantom antimeme06 oh mai I’m following you lololol

[@ramanspeedballof930]

So, this is the video. The war robots video. We are finally acquainted.

[@quemlerebicha7380]

Brazilllllllllllllll