The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy

The Green Card Game Show - Live Sketch Comedy
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[@lizzieyeomans6959]

"Yknow I'm actually Irish myself" "FALSE"

[@claytondefreitaslima1169]

nice reference

[@liamkilraine4246]

Lmao

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

i get it

[@macker33]

Irish is a people, ireland is a country, dont confuse the two.

[@timax4114]

@@macker33 yes, but irish-americans are americans. Not irish

[@abigailirving9051]

am already so psyched for arms' russian character, only 45 seconds in and i'm so keen

[@katesampleseverything]

Foil's American accent is spot on though...down to the confused stutters and over-exhuberance of game show hosts! 😂😂

[@Roozyj]

Wow I didn't even notice he was putting on an American accent xD It just sounded like 'normal English' to me xD

[@jeremyhull3177]

Sounds like he’s from New York

[@Chimchiminychimchimcharoo]

I could maybe hear northern United States like Rhode Island or Connecticut, but not so much New York. It was a pretty normal accent…albeit, exaggerated host kind.

[@LisaYellow]

"We were just visiting the Cathedral" 😂😂😂😂

[@18grape]

Am I the only one who doesn't get this?

[@LisaYellow]

They were referring to this: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/13/russian-television-channel-rt-says-it-is-to-air-interview-with-skripal-salisbury-attack-suspects

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Funny

[@monamohammad3494]

Literally rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@thomasfowell8181]

Lovely reference to Salisbury there

[@eoghan.5003]

1:58 This is "O'CoailainMacNahunach" and then he goes into actual Irish, it translates as "and that, if you please".

[@frostyblade8842]

Only we Irish get this you're doing the world a service

[@RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh]

I heard that, did a double take, burst out laughing, rewound to hear it again, and then immediately scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else had heard it.

[@sharonjohn7487]

I had the captions on so I could read what it said

[@person2776]

Nopw

[@ebitoro4590]

"Thanks Seamus, yeah we got it, fair play to ya" This skit is my absolute favourite 😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

i like when they sing irish songs "slow slow hands, im leaving here w 1/2 a harvest" rotfl. We all have our faves, this trio is universal, if there was a universe..... which i guess means one language really....

[@patrickhector]

1:24 As someone named Patrick, I feel this- paddywagon, cowpat, patasaurus, helipad, etc, etc, so on and so forth

[@christinetheravenclaw27]

4:23 when someone asks you if you ate the last piece of cake

[@mai-qy9ji]

4:46

[@Crossark1]

“Maybe you’re involved in the military?” “.......................” Boy was that a loud silence.

[@JohnSmith-ey6zy]

Irish Republican Army?

[@3britishweebs388]

John Smith ..

[@3britishweebs388]

John Smith it’s fish fingers

[@HairXX]

Poor Bertha, she just wanted to have a bit of fun.

[@ItsTheBoombox]

I love how Patrick walks in holding his earpiece, I've seen this a bunch of times and only just noticed that. Really love the atrention to detail.

[@ciaranmcconnon8751]

When he presses the buzzer and said “oops I did it again” and he said “Britney Spears “ I died

[@firecloud77]

Pretty good American accent.

[@foilarmsandhog]

Foil has been practicing generic American for years

[@eoinc2246]

You got the American pronunciation of "Ireland" perfect

[@acchaladka]

That Russian accent is fairly sharp too.

[@avosmash2121]

@@foilarmsandhog Yeah he's really good at it!

[@harkmi3]

He actually sounds Canadian.

[@elliee5541]

“We were just visiting the cathedral” I YELLED

[@ren576]

“Captain birds eye” “Maybe you had something to do with the military” “..........................” “I like fish fingers”

[@tomskih203]

Just absolutely brilliance

[@selenophile410]

I didn't get it ? Not even european

[@jmurray1110]

IRA

[@mickys8065]

@@selenophile410 captain birds eye is a fish finger brand

[@prabhdeep__]

I love how meta these live performances are. It's hilarious.

[@ingridsommer2232]

Thank you for having subtitles!!!

[@joke3020]

*I LiKe FisH FiNgErS* Uhm okay, well don't we all

[@weebobo955]

No

[@saif080]

Vladimir I can't hear you 😂

[@BerkeleyMatthew]

Watching this again a year later, in tears laughing. This has got to be one of your best ones.

[@RaghnaidAnnaNicGaraidh]

"And in Ireland I'm Seumas Ó Chaoilein Mac Macothúnach Corcasach aobhainn agus an sin mar 's e do thoil e". *ROFL*

[@___Chris___]

*How thoughtful to show a USA map for the background decoration !!* Just thing that's weird: this one has only 6 states and 2 Floridas.

[@Ix3Wales]

"NO WE WERE JUST VISITING THE CATHEDRAL" I died 🤣

[@tomskih203]

Love these guys. They're amazingly funny. Their videos are great company during the lockdown.

[@prelitsoda]

Had the pleasure to watch this live! Brilliant stuff!

[@jaggazez]

Absolutely fucking destroyed me with the subtle Salisbury Cathedral gag haha brilliant

[@Awesomosarus]

"You know, I'm actually Irish myself." "False." I've been waiting with bated breath for the weekly video, haha! I saw you lads a couple of days ago at the Edinburgh Fringe and I already want to see you again! 😁

[@ralphlyda4545]

'bated breath. Short for abated breath.

[@Awesomosarus]

@@ralphlyda4545 - cheers 🥂.

[@patrickhector]

@@ralphlyda4545 Is it short for? I think "bated" is it's own word, with "abated" being a contraction of "a-bated", as in "a-waiting"

[@frostyblade8842]

1:18 as a Patrick myself I can confirm these are accurate names

[@BigBossIncarnate]

Foil: when is Independence Day. ? Hog: This Thursday at 9 o Clock on rte2. Foil: What bird is the National Symbol of America? Hog: Pamela Anderson Foil: false the answer was the bald headed eagle. Hog: Sorry Britney Spears OMG I love how these puns work out so well guys haha Great work. I'm rolling on the ground laughing

[@lindalumae]

And it’s not the “bald-headed” eagle. Just bald eagle. Bald was an old term for white and that’s how it got its name. It’s not really bald.

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

I love these guys because they even stereotype themselves

[@huldaliljeblad3611]

And that is true comedy!

[@elliec6885]

*incomprehensible Irish muttering *

[@CornishClan]

That was my favourite bit!! I cried with laughter

[@wildfireintexas]

Love these guys. Wish I could see their show.

[@samsonlovesyou]

Ve vere just visiting de cathedral.

[@rdcyoutubediary]

I can't stop watching their sketches!!

[@davidagnew193]

Getting accused of something you know you did be like. 4:23

[@jjaayy3063]

Arms walking on all wound up had me in stitches 😂 his poor shoulders and foils American accent is on point

[@ChestersonJack]

Damn Foil, that American accent is spot on! As for region... Gosh, it’s tough to tell. TV accents are sort of standardized, more taught than developed organically. Probably closest to some Californian dialect, it’s very Hollywood. Definitely not valley or oakie though... Gosh I need to get my head in the game here.

[@Nikoo033]

“Pats the way”. 😂

[@alansmithee419]

Ah huh, ah huh

[@DeeJay220]

I like it

[@eoghancarpenter8546]

ah huh, ah huh

[@cliffritch7304]

The twist is that the Irish were just flexing hard on the Russians. They were causing interference to cause the Russian to ask Vladimir to talk louder

[@Agasthyar]

These guys are legends

[@AK-jt7kh]

So glad the Russian character is back! He cracks me up!

[@wumbr6467]

Sorry for being picky but 'Mikhailvichov' would be pronounced 'Mi-hi-al-ovichov' Not 'Mik-hail-ovichov' (and anyway you would only see the ending 'ovich' in a middle name to represent that you are the son of so if your dad was called 'Mikhail' then your middle name would be 'Mikhailovich') and again sorry for being picky, it was great performance (and my qualifications with this are me being from Russia e)

[@wumbr6467]

@@mangoeshello i mean the russian character, he messes it up too

[@goodgame3374]

I found your comment interesting. I've always been confused by those naming conventions.

[@cait812]

Damn the Salibury joke. Nailed it.

[@cillianlawlor3160]

First day of secondary school today This is EXACTLY what I need. Can't wait to see ye in September!

[@daithi154]

Lmao lil first year

[@lizardlegend42]

@@daithi154 first years started last Monday.

[@daithi154]

@Harriet Antrobus ima first year😂

[@lorrainecc99]

@Harriet Antrobus Pretty sure 11 year olds are still in primary school tbh

[@cillianlawlor3160]

@Harriet Antrobus I'm 13.

[@elisabethgreen1268]

Omg so excited to see these guys live in Philly!!!!!!

[@once4ever97]

I AM SO GLAD I ENCOUNTERED THESE GUYS ON FACEBOOK

[@jmaster1324]

I expected a joke about illegally crossing the line lol

[@Auriga499]

You guys never disappoint

[@Alex_Whatareyoudoing]

I can just imagine the amount of memes I’m gonna make from this! I’m so sorry hog and arms but you will be the center of most of my memes for a while 😂😂

[@biancarey4855]

A bit of Matt's Warehouse 🤣

[@jessicadavies7230]

Hog sounded at the beginning like pop eye 😂

[@uselessalgae9381]

Great work as always!

[@casswalkr5557]

I love this skit!

[@eleanorryanryan2442]

Another great one lads, thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂🇮🇪😁

[@br0k3nman]

He has “American Kid’s Gameshow host” accent nailed. Greetings from the golden state! Between you guys, Dylan Moran, and the rubberbandits, I’m going to assume I’ve seen everything Irish. 😽🇺🇸🇮🇪😂😉

[@WhatsernameAI]

wait, is he Matt Warehouse's brother?! 1:29 😂

[@mar1983horrors]

I love how at the end the tables got turned thanks to the luck of the Irish Wait nvm I commented before the last 2 seconds lol

[@diamondsam]

The cathedral thing cracked me up lol

[@peppertherealmvp2542]

Aaaaa lads I can’t wait to see you guys this weekend at Electric Picnic!!! ❤️ I’ve waited actual YEARS to go to one of your gigs

[@kittttcattt]

Pamela Anderson is a Canadian from Vancouver I believe other than that you're all super hilarious!

[@grassporridge]

FOIL SOUNDS LIKE JACK WILDER FROM NOW YOU SEE ME LMAOOOO

[@Prettyblueshy]

Lol! Hilarious! You guys are awesome!

[@alexb-vh4nq]

Jeez you guys are amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@judymanning2538]

Well done ❤

[@abdeldjalilselama2490]

you guys make the best twist

[@kellyelizabeth1571]

I love your videos❤️❤️ they are hilarious😂😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

Thanks Kelly

[@TheMorganaic]

We went to see cathedral... that’s absolutely brilliant 😂

[@mo-po]

Came across this one three years later. You guys really nailed the Russian attitude.

[@Unbeniamhable]

“I like fish fingers”

[@creeperkiller78]

Host: Petrov, what vegetable was imported from Peru and caused a massive famine in Ireland Petrov: is potato

[@Nemoknowsnothing]

That's how I feel when I talk to irish people in the pub

[@Marte0107]

We were just visiting the cathedral 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jill_of_trades]

3:34: I think the Irishman was broken

[@wanketta]

Perfect! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@adamchovanec5010]

The russian bit was the greatest :D

[@ilariaz.143]

Watching this on April 2022, that Petrov is scaryingly realistic, I get mixed feelings. Nevertheless the whole sketch is great!

[@Junkmnr_]

1:58 "Agus ansin mas e do thoil e" haha!

[@goawayimsleeping509]

"Pat's the way uh huh uh huh" i am dead

[@LisaYellow]

For the first time Im awake when your video came out, yay! Im never this early :D

[@foilarmsandhog]

Well done Lisa

[@LisaYellow]

@@foilarmsandhog thank you! Now, where is my coffee😴😴

[@srijanumesh5355]

5:04 look at Hog

[@calvinduffy]

Man that was intense.

[@philipdemaeyer1665]

Luck of the Irish ☘️

[@basicassumption9002]

When I saw this live the russian won

[@blancagomez2981]

No he didn't.

[@blancagomez2981]

Prove it.

[@stephenray95]

@@blancagomez2981 you're mistaken.

[@CityWhisperer]

@@stephenray95 We were just visiting the Cathedral.

[@zink_d1665]

I knew it! ))

[@rwy-ug6pl]

love your videos :-)

[@emordnilap4747]

Lol, that was brilliant. Especially how Patty got the national bird wrong in 3 ways. 1, obviously they were looking for the animal, 2, Americans don't call women birds, and 3, Pamela Anderson is Canadian!

[@afcreative22]

I had to take a break at the national bird of the United States because I was laughing too hard

[@Thechickenmafia]

that lady at the end had a very shiny face.

[@gracevalente9477]

"We where just visiting the cathedral" Perfect! Love this sketch so much 🤣 Hope you've recovered from the fringe! Did you win any awards?

[@Risaroo77]

This is actually how we do immigration 😂😂😂

[@aaronfidelis3188]

Yes, in Russia I am Petrov Machailochov. And in England I am Richard Swinton (Me: He has a pseudonym???) and in Ireland I am Seamus O'CaoilainMacNahunachagusansinmásédothoilé. Me: Dies of laughter.

[@juliamcarter2000]

Paddy is my favourite character

[@duelmaster6087]

Of course the Irish man got super lucky

[@andreagriffiths3512]

Love It!

[@jedikaren8112]

This aged very well!

[@prejalraval]

Lol! Epic! Xx

[@NakulGanapathy]

Lol even his American accent is Irish 😂

[@amberashman9455]

(Foil) In 2017 who was the highest selling musical artist in the US. (Petrah) *touches ear* Arianna Grande.

[@God-nu7hy]

petrah

[@esrat2508]

am I the only one who thinks russian arms is always so cute?

[@no1fanofthepals]

HILARIOUS

[@ann-julieweston2613]

Fantastic xxxx😂😂😂

[@kapimanen819]

Genius