The Gul was Expelled From Analogy School In the Spring of 1990

[@bella_ciao4608]

That last sentence was so good. Good luck applying for Simile College!

[@TheRealBalloonHead]

His enunciation of apt was apt.

[@roycunningham6360]

I can’t wait to watch this special!

[@WalkingwithWendy]

Brilliant. ❤

[@alexkang7360]

I love this guys verbiage

[@Trenchant468]

Gary Gulman is to comedy what lmao internet-speak is to illiterates. That said, I lmao.

[@danbeck619]

Pure comic uranium

[@margo3367]

Isn’t that simile school?

[@margo3367]

Metaphorically speaking…

[@AMLS1922]

I hate Pop Tarts! They don't taste good at all.