Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told

[@ukdavepianoman]

Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.

[@stevencooke6451]

He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.

[@williamknell864]

"It only adds up if you add it up." That's gold. He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.

[@tigerkuma1011]

He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.

[@snakedoktor6020]

I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!

[@ForDemoPurposesOnly]

You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

@@ForDemoPurposesOnly Yes! Love that one.

[@chrissybradshaw4879]

You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂

[@agin1519]

So Dotty.

[@thomasrodante3602]

Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?

[@peterm4486]

And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!

[@peterm4486]

@@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!

[@nfinsf]

“To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂

[@chrisb5483]

Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.

[@BenThere_DoneThat]

Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂

[@edwardmeade9439]

No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.

[@christophershutt7549]

The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.

[@sanctifiedandsaved5298]

"seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy

[@truthspirit4433]

Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂

[@markraby1665]

In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list

[@PattyMac811]

Gary Gulman Bill Burr Nate Bargatze Daniel Tosh Hannibal Burress Brian Regan In the convo.. Pete Holmes Mike Birbiglia Anthony Jeselnik Kyle Kinane Tom Segura Dave Chappelle Casey Rocket from KillTony

[@hoopsmunkey8675]

@@PattyMac811you forgot Jim Gaffigan

[@PattyMac811]

@@hoopsmunkey8675 no I didnt

[@hoopsmunkey8675]

@@PattyMac811 yeah. You did.

[@flok.8317]

So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!

[@eudaimoniac4620]

I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.

[@marthawoodworth6907]

He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.

[@aakhthuu]

Watching this on my phone 📞

[@MDoddio]

Same.

[@jcb3393]

Who isn't?

[@edwardmeade9439]

So am I. 😂

[@ucantc]

How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen

[@Psalm22v6]

Diet and exercise.

[@reneedesrosiers6920]

Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.

[@hotsaucehimself]

Classic Gulman is right! Love it

[@WallyJ2K]

You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!

[@JOHNAPRIL123]

His humor is so perceptive.

[@JimEdmiston]

I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!

[@AudriaOdom-fr2zs]

I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a KZbin channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠

[@kathleenhauck2175]

My new favorite comedian

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

still one of the best ever!!!!

[@adrees]

Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on KZbin and I’m loving it.

[@bruceluber5178]

My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius

[@vegasquare]

Great stuff…... Thank you!

[@musickb1]

Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!

[@HoldThisUp]

Dottie, you randy minx!

[@brendapaull]

Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!

[@SUP1900]

Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂

[@tomgio1]

My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”

[@ThemeParkDelight]

Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good

[@jacksart7810]

THE GUL! HELL YEAH!

[@Roardawg]

So incredibly relatable!

[@jasoncravens1124]

Well crafted ending. Excellent.

[@neilkirk2003]

Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆

[@jenniferggreer457]

is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.

[@jcplearn]

Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.

[@sleepinggorilla]

Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.

[@jenniferggreer457]

@@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!

[@dp4089]

He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too

[@ShihanTomCallahan]

my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.

[@beabeauty]

Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao

[@benwitte8832]

Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.

[@sabahetaalek-finkelman3602]

GOAT!!!

[@xilebat]

The MASTER of the "tight five".

[@MrTcrean222]

Love Gary! Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit. Highly recommend.

[@jamesdonlon3763]

Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!

[@saxon6]

I loved Scholastic Book Club

[@daphnecooper8435]

Dr Drew glad you did research

[@CHDean]

And he works clean.

[@Kevins773]

I loved the Godfather reference 😂

[@carlofiorletta]

Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.

[@makscho1]

This is hilarious 😂

[@TheLlane]

He redefined sugar cookies.

[@nince021]

Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.

[@ProudPapaJD]

My offer is nothing! Brilliant.

[@buzoff4642]

We need a DVD to digital app.

[@RIPMrAlwaysFirst]

“I like the one that says shum pulp” - Tony Soprano

[@shinner65]

Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊

[@Transit_Biker]

The pulp is still in there, it's just very finely ground. When you shake up a plastic bottle, that stuff on the bottom is the pulp. :)

[@joeyballentine7375]

That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.

[@kellimshaver]

I'll admit that I've purchased movies on prime video because I didn't feel like getting up and walking across the house to get the blue-ray on two or three occasions...

[@lindaromero7780]

You da man!

[@guitarman394]

Gulman is the best!

[@aarongifs]

Some pulp is the best lol

[@seanwebb605]

You can't fight Big Pulp.

[@kpr2]

Absolutely brilliant madness. :D PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.

[@seanwebb605]

I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.

[@bruceluber5178]

I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old

[@joeflickz]

Oh Gary you vulgar lush! That was great!

[@ScaricoOleoso]

I thought this was a comedy bit. I didn't realize you were just about verbatim reenacting Steve Jobs' presentation of the iPhone. 🤣

[@Mitsoxfan]

JCC is still my favorite

[@getlowlevi]

Classic Dottie

[@ernestcassler2505]

Funny as always 🙂🙂

[@davidbowman5105]

love pulp

[@ericg.43]

I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅

[@codingatnight]

Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.

[@nfinsf]

He was recently here!

[@ShihanTomCallahan]

hilarious

[@charlesford157]

"It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.

[@bland9876]

He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.

[@cathygould]

Pulp!

[@gavinhicks3474]

The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!

[@davegenther6877]

I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3

[@sherparoyale]

He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…

[@tonygrowley5275]

My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.

[@themcool8824]

Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing". Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!

[@6DBF]

Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.

[@181cameron]

The ones whose backs hurt

[@EDBFunTimes]

Gah! Gah!!

[@MatthewSmith-cp3hu]

prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him. in Jesus name i pray amen

[@timroderick2314]

I have actually purchased a movie online that i own on dvd. Shame but funny

[@MsAnnaBanana914]

“It only adds up if you add it up”…Sounds like something Kamala Harris might say!

[@justayoutuber1906]

People that pay for content make me laugh.

[@vincentvega5686]

He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)

[@buzoff4642]

It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.

[@jaymoraski]

​@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.

[@R0binah00d]

I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.

[@rijancaffe]

How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.

[@alenmemic2269]

Too polite and too mellow.

[@Lobishomem]

Not the least bit funny.

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Don't you just love him?! 🤍

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Sure do! 😍