Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told

Could we live a little pulp?
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[@ukdavepianoman]

Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.

[@stevencooke6451]

He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.

[@williamknell864]

"It only adds up if you add it up." That's gold. He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.

[@snakedoktor6020]

I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!

[@ForDemoPurposesOnly]

You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

@@ForDemoPurposesOnly Yes! Love that one.

[@chrissybradshaw4879]

You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂

[@agin1519]

So Dotty.

[@thomasrodante3602]

Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?

[@markraby1665]

In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list

[@PattyMac811]

Gary Gulman Bill Burr Nate Bargatze Daniel Tosh Hannibal Burress Brian Regan In the convo.. Pete Holmes Mike Birbiglia Anthony Jeselnik Kyle Kinane Tom Segura Dave Chappelle Casey Rocket from KillTony

[@hoopsmunkey8675]

@@PattyMac811you forgot Jim Gaffigan

[@PattyMac811]

@@hoopsmunkey8675 no I didnt

[@hoopsmunkey8675]

@@PattyMac811 yeah. You did.

[@nfinsf]

“To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂

[@tigerkuma1011]

He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.

[@peterm4486]

And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!

[@peterm4486]

@@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!

[@chrisb5483]

Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.

[@kellimshaver]

I'll admit that I've purchased movies on prime video because I didn't feel like getting up and walking across the house to get the blue-ray on two or three occasions...

[@edwardmeade9439]

No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.

[@breeze6370]

Gary Gulman , George Carlin and the Marx Brothers, are without doubt the three Champagne Gold, smartest and funniest comedians I have ever had the pleasure of watching 🥰

[@reneedesrosiers6920]

Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.

[@Transit_Biker]

The pulp is still in there, it's just very finely ground. When you shake up a plastic bottle, that stuff on the bottom is the pulp. :)

[@flok.8317]

So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!

[@aakhthuu]

Watching this on my phone 📞

[@MDoddio]

Same.

[@jcb3393]

Who isn't?

[@edwardmeade9439]

So am I. 😂

[@eudaimoniac4620]

I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.

[@marthawoodworth6907]

He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.

[@tomgio1]

My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”

[@BenThere_DoneThat]

Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂

[@sanctifiedandsaved5298]

"seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy

[@truthspirit4433]

Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂

[@christophershutt7549]

The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.

[@WallyJ2K]

You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!

[@hotsaucehimself]

Classic Gulman is right! Love it

[@ucantc]

How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen

[@Psalm22v6]

Diet and exercise.

[@mikeabene8974]

He's 6' 6"

[@JOHNAPRIL123]

His humor is so perceptive.

[@JimEdmiston]

I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!

[@AudriaOdom-fr2zs]

I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a KZbin channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠

[@bruceluber5178]

My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius

[@musickb1]

Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!

[@HoldThisUp]

Dottie, you randy minx!

[@brendapaull]

Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!

[@jacksart7810]

THE GUL! HELL YEAH!

[@SUP1900]

Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂

[@adrees]

Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on KZbin and I’m loving it.

[@kathleenhauck2175]

My new favorite comedian

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

still one of the best ever!!!!

[@vegasquare]

Great stuff…... Thank you!

[@neilkirk2003]

Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆

[@ThemeParkDelight]

Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good

[@dp4089]

He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too

[@ScaricoOleoso]

I thought this was a comedy bit. I didn't realize you were just about verbatim reenacting Steve Jobs' presentation of the iPhone. 🤣

[@gamingvidz8641]

[@jasoncravens1124]

Well crafted ending. Excellent.

[@Roardawg]

So incredibly relatable!

[@jenniferggreer457]

is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.

[@jcplearn]

Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.

[@sleepinggorilla]

Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.

[@jenniferggreer457]

@@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!

[@MrTcrean222]

Love Gary! Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit. Highly recommend.

[@beabeauty]

Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao

[@Kevins773]

I loved the Godfather reference 😂

[@jamesdonlon3763]

Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!

[@sabahetaalek-finkelman3602]

GOAT!!!

[@benwitte8832]

Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.

[@carlofiorletta]

Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.

[@ShihanTomCallahan]

my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.

[@buzoff4642]

We need a DVD to digital app.

[@xilebat]

The MASTER of the "tight five".

[@makscho1]

This is hilarious 😂

[@TheLlane]

He redefined sugar cookies.

[@nince021]

Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.

[@CHDean]

And he works clean.

[@saxon6]

I loved Scholastic Book Club

[@daphnecooper8435]

Dr Drew glad you did research

[@ProudPapaJD]

My offer is nothing! Brilliant.

[@joeyballentine7375]

That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.

[@allthekidsareright]

These KZbin commercials are getting ridiculous.

[@bruceluber5178]

I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old

[@shinner65]

Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊

[@guitarman394]

Gulman is the best!

[@charlesford157]

"It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.

[@RIPMrAlwaysFirst]

“I like the one that says shum pulp” - Tony Soprano

[@6DBF]

Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.

[@181cameron]

The ones whose backs hurt

[@ernestcassler2505]

Funny as always 🙂🙂

[@lindaromero7780]

You da man!

[@kpr2]

Absolutely brilliant madness. :D PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.

[@joeflickz]

Oh Gary you vulgar lush! That was great!

[@getlowlevi]

Classic Dottie

[@aarongifs]

Some pulp is the best lol

[@seanwebb605]

You can't fight Big Pulp.

[@seanwebb605]

I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.

[@ericg.43]

I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅

[@Mitsoxfan]

JCC is still my favorite

[@codingatnight]

Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.

[@nfinsf]

He was recently here!

[@bland9876]

He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.

[@davidbowman5105]

love pulp

[@tonygrowley5275]

My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.

[@gavinhicks3474]

The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!

[@cathygould]

Pulp!

[@ShihanTomCallahan]

hilarious

[@sherparoyale]

He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…

[@davegenther6877]

I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3

[@themcool8824]

Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing". Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!

[@EDBFunTimes]

Gah! Gah!!

[@timroderick2314]

I have actually purchased a movie online that i own on dvd. Shame but funny

[@vincentvega5686]

He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)

[@buzoff4642]

It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.

[@jaymoraski]

​@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.

[@MatthewSmith-cp3hu]

prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him. in Jesus name i pray amen

[@MsAnnaBanana914]

“It only adds up if you add it up”…Sounds like something Kamala Harris might say!

[@justayoutuber1906]

People that pay for content make me laugh.

[@R0binah00d]

I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.

[@rijancaffe]

How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.

[@alenmemic2269]

Too polite and too mellow.

[@Lobishomem]

Not the least bit funny.

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Don't you just love him?! 🤍

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Sure do! 😍

[@FackLoopz]

Not us. The common man. Just look at a person like Elon or your local small business. They’re not lazy. Tech is making YOU lazy, but it doesn’t have to. You’re letting it.

[@Emilio1985]

Elon hasn't worked a day in his life. He's the laziest human being who has any notoriety. He was born into apartheid money, used it to buy claim to founding companies that already existed (PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla) and has brought nothing to the commercial market except the grift of convincing idiots that he's got more brain cells than teeth.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

I think you missed the fact that this is comedy

[@BedlamAndBones]

@@radhiadeedou8286No, this guy’s probably never laughed a day in his life.

[@buzoff4642]

?!? You have to be kidding. Multitudes of business owners live year round on their seasonal/part time business, by paying the workers near nothing. And then there's investors who contribute no effort whatsoever, and use the public for shunting the business expenses and when really f'ing up, the bill to bail out their epic failures.