The Guys Who Wrote Frosty The Snowman

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Frosty the snowman
was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman
is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old top hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow
Ooh Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."
Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying "catch me if you can!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye, saying
"Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday."

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@pumpkin_314]

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[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

Eat buds

[@TheLonelyCowboy]

Aight.

[@froggod5770]

Will do!

[@LILGOO34]

support my boy and get some earbuds

[@TheDotButLoooong]

Ryan's ability to make everything sound horrifying by just describing it is astonishing

[@andrewwashere82]

Yup, I'll never be able to listen to that song again, at least not without having nightmares after.

[@dillonvandergriff4124]

You want to hear something really horrifying? Try describing the plot of "Finding Nemo" without mentioning they're all fish. It suddenly gets real dark for a children's film!

[@TheDotButLoooong]

@@dillonvandergriff4124 LMAO

[@winterrobot9605]

Can't wait to hear his in-depth description of the human species.

[@SkIzOjImBo]

You can do it by whispering too. Try it. Go to a store and whisper to a stranger "Your shirt is cool" and he'll triple lock his door that night for sure. And it works with almost any sentences lol

[@spooderman6312]

just the idea that some children accidentally animated a snowman, essentially *creating life,* and just danced and sang without a care int the world is hilarious to me lmao

[@matthewanderson9110]

Frosty or the Modern Prometheus

[@edmg7]

Kids tend to not care as much about the greater implications of such things.

[@ked49]

Yes that is part of the satanic ritual

[@RazorO2Productions]

@@matthewanderson9110 We need Kratos to cell this eldtritch ice demon

[@CarFreeSegnitz]

Yes… “accidentally”… let’s stick with that. Let’s not insinuate that one of the kid’s parents has been experimenting with nanotech robotics.

[@LegendofLuke]

“Man, it’s going to hard for a melted snowman to be back again someday.” “Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

[@richardmahn7589]

There just needs to be some magic in that old top hat they found... You know, and then that top hat has to be found again and put on the same style of Snowman.... a year later.

[@starhawke380]

Darn, you beat me to it! Apparently by 8 days... I did not get notified.

[@kamenanew9867]

And we'll call him parson brown, I decided for some reason. This universe sleighs me.

[@davidker8820]

This might actually be the best acting Ryan’s ever done, I’ve decided.

[@elazayth]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow... wow!

[@WeezieV]

I've decided. 😅 love his line and you using it is 👍

[@Raz.C]

Hi hello. It turns out you're right, I've decided!

[@Splendid_W]

@@Raz.C 😁😁

[@mrfrog0913]

It was actually super easy, barely an inconviniance. Thank you for laughing at this very original joke that me myself came up with.

[@Silvershire]

"You know, maybe we should just circle back to the reindeer thing. Do you have any ideas for that?" "How 'bout we make a song where the reindeer tramples a drunk elderly woman to death?" "Okay, who hired this guy?"

[@John73John]

And then we could do ANOTHER reindeer song that's all about how if someone is different they'll be shunned by society. But then if you discover that they have some useful talent you should exploit that for your own benefit and act like it's because you've been their friend all along.

[@projekttaku1]

@@John73John capitalism in a nutshell

[@GreatGraniteState]

Grandma got run over by a REINDEER Comin' home home from our house Christmas eeeeeeeve YOU can SAY there's NO such THING as SANTAAAAAA But as for me and grandpa, we belieeeeeeeeve

[@brandoncastellano1858]

@@GreatGraniteState I know the song was around for ages, but that Christmas special was the best Christmas movie.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I thought that would be brought up 😅

[@justin4203]

Now we need the guys who wrote Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. About how a bullied child is shown he only has worth when he's able to prove his deformity is actually useful.

[@Halosty45]

It is pretty bad, in retrospect.

[@andrewawakened628]

Yeah, that's really dark when you actually think about it!

[@URProductions]

I think its actually a pretty fair assessment.

[@Lycanthromancer1]

And worst of all was Olive, the Other Reindeer, who used to laugh and call Rudolph names.

[@randomperson8375]

@@Lycanthromancer1 Oh god, you have no idea how many times I heard that joke around Christmas time each year when I was younger

[@Sonichero151]

Explaining frosty the snowman as if you are a crazed hermit in a subway screaming incoherently about the end of the world is something I didn't realize I need

[@ronjones-6977]

Wait, it's the end of the world? Thank God!

[@kronoscamron7412]

This form of comedy is excellent, he makes familiar things sound alien and absurd. I admire the work he puts in his sketches.

[@coreymiller6717]

Do the bible next!

[@KingOfGamesss]

It's called being "Woke"

[@cryingovermagnetic]

@@KingOfGamesss what 😭

[@1th_to_comment.]

​@@KingOfGamesss get out.

[@shadowbat2095]

I like to think Ryan’s original plan was to poke fun at a variety of Christmas songs here, but when he got to Frosty the Snowman, he realized just how *utterly messed up* it sounds once you start to think about it, so he ran with it.

[@projekttaku1]

how would ryan run? He has no legs.

[@marcelvondermassen3262]

@@projekttaku1 If there were someone who is famous for adding legs to former legless avatars.... they may help him with a quick patch. ;-)

[@Ja-cs1zd]

He already has a video on Christmas songs :)

[@avimo2565]

Well he already made that video

[@__-bk6mm]

Surprised he didn't deep dive into Rudolph that song is about bullying and being used as a means to an end it's fucked up.

[@jem4830]

"He'll be back in a new form! Probably a snowman again," had me in hysterics for some reason

[@dkisausome]

"This isn't even my final form!" -Frosty the Snowman

[@BuzzLightbulb]

@@dkisausome his final form is a puddle

[@Konkretertyp]

He comes back as Jack Frost.

[@frogsuit]

@@Konkretertyp Jack Frost pitch meeting confirmed

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

@@dkisausome lol

[@guicaldo7164]

I love how the creepy guy is now a massive returning character and also responsible for almost all creepy things and names out there

[@richardmahn7589]

He's an inspiration to kids who will play with him....and they must!

[@animegaming4057]

Excuse me as I need to put in my dongle. For some reason I have to fiddle with the thing, it just doesn’t fit into the hole. Does anyone know how to fit this in? I just keep pulling it in and out and it just won’t do the thing I need it too?!

[@jeromevaleska2014]

@@animegaming4057Maybe try putting your dongle into the other port?

[@alexanderwu]

@@jeromevaleska2014which creepy guy

[@markdiaz4150]

yea, he's the crowbar guy, and october. I love it

[@dantheman40434]

"This *thing* can reincarnate?!" made me laugh too hard, and now I am dealing with the consequences of that. 🤣

[@mreshadow]

This can mean so many different things

[@Wawagirl17]

Gotta love how these co-workers don't just tell the dude to take the day off or something, and instead feel trapped to continue standing around and listening to his terrifying tale.

[@Mama_Bear524]

Cuz he’s probably the boss’ son

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I mean, someone did try to suggest a nice song about hot chocolate to get them back on track. He was told "No!" so there was nothing more they could do.

[@estefanolivares4159]

@@Mama_Bear524 no the mom making out with Santa guy is the boss's son. They are just so scared they have to hear it all the way thru

[@sugoruyo]

Which dude? Creepy morbid dark magic dude or creepy rapey horny dude?

[@claudiamiller7730]

…my life in office cube town…..

[@nickwilliams2745]

Between this and the first person to build a snowman I think we’ve uncover Ryan’s deepest fear

[@BlandoGaming]

The plot thickens.

[@HALO20601]

Which Ryan? There are so many Ryans.

[@infiniteplanes5775]

The true, original Ryan. Everyone else in that world is a mere shadow of him. He is all seeing and all knowing, producing short films to express the daily life of his clones for our entertainment.

[@lifeiscats1337]

wdym, which Ryan? He has hundreds of identical clones ya know. Be specific, bozo 🙄

[@lifeiscats1337]

@@HALO20601 ikr, like there are hundreds of identical Ryans, be specific. 🙄

[@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472]

People laughed at my Frosty the Snowman cult.

[@kateealer7]

One of my Aunts once told me that stories like these that came to popularity when she was a kid were meant to remind kids that death is just a part of life, a Memento Mori, so to speak. She made the point that we sugar-coat things a lot these days and kids need to understand this as well. My parents always showed "The Snowman" to my bother and me every Christmas; it is both the most beautiful and sad Christmas special ever made.

[@penelopegrier5073]

Frosty was always my favorite Christmas show. It still is. Kids, even adults, if you can call them that, are too soft nowadays. My kids learned about death early on. Sometimes life is sad and that’s ok.

[@pepegroda9609]

As a Northern European whose never heard these Christmas songs before this was absolutely hilarious

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Same here. I thought the Frosty the Snowman character came from the animated movie with the ice princess.

[@whateverlolawants]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog The song is from 1950, and it was made into a popular animated children's TV special in 1969. The animated story is adorable... and it also adds a whole new layer of horrible sadness! EDITED TO ADD: It's also popular as a children's Christmas story book. One of the most popular versions came out at the same time at the song. My parents read it to me as a little kid in the 80s and 90s. I can still picture some of the illustrations. It's funny to imagine learning the story as an adult. It would definitely seem hilarious and bizarre.

[@jsl151850b]

As a European you are of course familiar with the legend of *The Golem of Prague*. Same principle.

[@pandarisu5968]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog i think that guy was olaf

[@scifibri2376]

Hmmm I have always taken it for granted that everyone, everywhere has heard of this song LOL Part of being an American I guess LOL... but there are plenty of songs from Northern Europe that I haven't heard of before called: ALL OF THEM! LOL!

[@TheMarionick]

The guy with the red tie didn’t just invent a new song, he invented a whole different emotion specific to this situation.

[@stevenbutler6936]

Insanely specific situation

[@MarshallTheArtist]

It’s called “fear”.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

I bekieve that emotion is called teluge, or perhaps nage.

[@Pyrophrog]

Wow it’s almost as if that’s the point of the skit

[@thejuiceking2219]

is that what they mean when they say 'stay frosty'?

[@David-Ray]

0:54 "It's animate?!" 🤣 This make my sad emotions disapperate.

[@EG-cm5th]

Okay but like, you gotta keep in mind that "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is a nod to all the dads out there who used to dress up as Santa for Christmas.

[@davidroosa4561]

is that what your mom told you?

[@alaye5583]

​@@davidroosa4561that's what I told yours to tell you.

[@iambicpentakill]

But like, late at night, after the kids have gone to bed? Seems suspicious

[@la_scrittice_vita]

"Never admit there's a reason" - R. George

[@iTechSavvyOfficial]

“Aren’t you from the Halloween naming department?” “Yes.” “That explains it.”

[@Retribution5618]

Ryan: "Coal yeah his eyes made of black, combustible, sedimentary rocks." Ryan seriously can define anything to make it sound weird.

[@pyropulseIXXI]

That is literally what coal is; he didn't define it

[@TSIRKLAND]

Describing what something is, is the definition of defining something. You literally defined defining, and he literally defined coal.

[@2008bunnybigenderflux]

@@pyropulseIXXI Do you know what define means?

[@tahlia__nerds_out]

@@pyropulseIXXI the original poster is using the word “define” correctly. According to the Oxford English Dictionary (often considered a go-to for the etymology of words), the first part of the definition of the word “define” is to: ■ state or describe exactly the nature, scope, or meaning of: *the contract will seek to define the client's obligations.* ■ give the meaning of (a word or phrase), especially in a dictionary. ■ make up or establish the character or essence of: *for some, the football club defines their identity.*

[@skellington8090]

I love how his name being Frosty immediately makes everything ok!

[@limetoadest]

I've watched this 5 times now, and every time I end up crying because I'm laughing so hard. Thank you so much for you amazing awesomeness.

[@ronjones-6977]

Keep telling yourself that's why you're crying. I stand with Frosty... as a fellow smoker.

[@jfjvmdvbdcndkj]

I would love to grab a drink with all of Ryan's personalities.

[@AceFaz]

Even weird pervert guy?

[@TheHyprBeastX]

except the children and the animals right?

[@TheHyprBeastX]

RIGHT?

[@tribal2199]

Even the creepy ones?🤨

[@jfjvmdvbdcndkj]

@@AceFaz I think I could deal with him, it'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@theherooffire007]

Who knew October Ryan was such an amazing storyteller?

[@Adam-mh7zv]

Maybe he's the one who pitched the nightmare before christmas.

[@moritod]

Literally my first thought. October's back!! Ha!

[@JoshWebster327]

DEATH

[@Wawagirl17]

Ahhh, I can't believe I didn't realize instantly that it's his October-Calendar persona! Genius!

[@xxxtentacles3915]

Damn beat me to it

[@coacht8121]

Making innocent Christmas songs seem like disturbing horror stories is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@funfetti7194]

The fact that Ryan can make the sponsorships equally as funny as the video shows how great of a writer he is.

[@kamenanew9867]

Florp flap is my favorite

[@shark202pug4]

you stay for the sponsor

[@choppydell]

When the tale of Frosty was forged, we officially entered the darkest timeline

[@grayemn1409]

Now we should all commit to be the darkest versions of ourselves, look I made these goatees so we can wear them until we are able to grow our own, our goal from now on shall be to cross over to the best timeline and take it over!!

[@A2Lettuce]

@@grayemn1409 i love you

[@notkawdeen1637]

@@grayemn1409 perfect timing, I read this as I finished that episode lol

[@wesleywillard548]

@@grayemn1409 community reference?

[@johnfriday5169]

@@grayemn1409 Evil Troy and Evil Abed

[@rileymosman2808]

Arguably the 2 best parts: the complete personality switch when he says "Fantastic! Glad you like it!" And the recurring creepy insect naming guy

[@elazayth]

Creepy insect naming guy: "Oh, he's a snowMAN alright ;)"

[@divinelily]

I was very excited to see what creepy guy would have to say this time, and he didn’t disappoint.

[@kyro7482]

He's not "creepy insect naming guy", he appeared in many other videos as well, he's just called "creepy guy"

[@rileymosman2808]

@@kyro7482 I thought the guy's name was Ryan George.

[@kyro7482]

@@rileymosman2808 what, no, Ryan is just one of these guys, the one you are talking about is obviously Creepy Guy, can't you see how different their faces are? /j

[@TheMacgyver3441]

I never thought of this song that way and now it’s never going to leave my head. Ryan here to entertain and inform. 😂

[@umapessoa240]

Man, Ryan outdid himself with the acting in this one. I genuinely got invested in the story lmao

[@richardmahn7589]

And all comes to a climax and then cools down when we learn this crazy evil snowman is named "Frosty"...awwww...

[@mahatmarandy5977]

Up until now the only part of it I thought was scary was that they left the little girl all alone on the roof at the end of the TV special. I was really worried for her as a kid. My dad had to assure me that her dad would have come outside with a ladder instantly after the credits rolled. And then I asked him how he knew the dad had a ladder, and he said, "All dads have ladders," which just horrified me more because *WE* didn't have a ladder. But now I have all this to worry about, too, so thanks for that.

[@maxahaider]

Anyone with a roof should have a ladder.

[@BuzzLightbulb]

😆

[@river-yuki]

Was he not your father? Was that his way of telling you? 😱

[@catbatrat1760]

@@maxahaider Especially if they also have kids

[@mahatmarandy5977]

@@maxahaider ...and yet....

[@LaughBoys]

I’ll never listen to “Frosty the Snowman” the same ever again.

[@christianlgrey_]

1:25 sounding like plankton 🤣

[@zangalus2005]

omg he really does

[@ryanmvegas]

Should have said “his eyes are made of jet black decaying organic matter”

[@aronthedev3074]

Love whenever the pervy Ryan shows up. Of course Mommy kissing Santa would be his idea!

[@projekttaku1]

@@evilsharkey8954 "if its cold, why don't you come inside me-I mean with me." "Does no one else see the problem?" "Actually yeah. Remove the bit where it says "I mean with me" and we're golden." "Okay."

[@XanderHarris1023]

@@evilsharkey8954 I think cold outside made an appearance in the first Christmas songs video.

[@lightinggamer2312]

What is that song i forget the name

[@coolnerdlll6053]

@@lightinggamer2312 "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".

[@lightinggamer2312]

@@coolnerdlll6053 ty

[@illigerofthewest]

As someone who wears a frosty suit every year for a town event, I can confirm, this is the kind of thing I do the get into character.

[@jdunlapmusic]

You smoke?

[@Jabokrazy]

@@jdunlapmusic he also replaces his eyes with black sedimentary combustible rock.

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

@@jdunlapmusic what brand

[@Sketch-Motion]

@@ToyotaTacomaOfficial black sedimentary combustible rock brand.

[@gdonaldson26]

more of this guy please! 😂 A whole series doing nursery rhymes should be super easy! 🤭

[@notacrow6286]

Barely an inconvience!

[@gumpholzrutzler3643]

Wow wow wow wow wow, ...wow

[@kj7792]

Rock a bye baby is horrible

[@boebylaybe6477]

@@kj7792 Not if you don't like babies.

[@MGmirkin]

@@boebylaybe6477 "Babies are tight..." Wait, that came out **really wrong...** "I think did a whoopsie!"

[@buzbuz33-99]

I'm glad that you are pointing out that a lot of Christmas songs seem to have a pretty disturbing undertone - e.g. Stalker Santa ("You'd better not shout, you'd better not cry ...")

[@robertcuvelier6016]

Ryan discussing how the 12 days of Christmas came along would be quite the ride.

[@daniellewilson8527]

Agreed

[@mryeti94]

Don't get him started on "Baby it's Cold Outside"

[@FlatOnHisFace]

@@mryeti94 Actually, I'd love it if he did that one, but then played it straight so everyone trying to pretend like that isn't a sweet romantic song can suck it.

[@GreatGraniteState]

WhY aRe YoU sO oBsEsSeD wItH bIrDs lol

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Bob and Doug version, or traditional?

[@Idaho-Cowboy]

Loving the theme of Ryan portraying snowmen as something to be feared, never looking at them the same way now.

[@jw8160]

Ever read the Calvin and Hobbes comic strips? 😋 Snow-people changed for me then. 😂

[@FuburLuck]

@@jw8160 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYeZp6SEi9GGeq8 Here's some of Calvin's snowmen.

[@Pseudowolf]

Don’t blink

[@MrChristianDT]

I mean, have you ever seen the movie Imaginaerum?

[@tonyzacker8946]

To be fair, according to the Ryanverse-lore, snowmen were originally created after the image of paralysis demons in order to please them and to trap them in a physical form. The melting of the snowman might be intended to destroy the demon, that is trapped inside.

[@KYoss68]

The message of Frosty the Snowman is the most important message there is: Life is short, you will die and you don't know when so make the most of the time you've got.

[@LiveFreeOrDie2A]

“What should we name him?” “Oatmeal!”

[@buckethead60]

I like the detail of Ryan starting to cry as Frosty's death gets closer

[@Maniac4Bricks]

I think of it as Ryan also becoming aware that the sun was hot that day.

[@bernier42]

I’ve always thought the movie was horrifying. When he gets locked in the greenhouse, he slowly melts, then we cut to him as a puddle with the girl crying. But she’s not crying because her friend is dead, she’s traumatized at having watched a sentient being slowly deform before her and at some point he could no longer speak, and she was helpless to stop it.

[@230Amps]

Messy, messy, messy........

[@alfredomaclaughlin1185]

OMG THERE IS A MOVIE!!!!?????

[@gansosmansos]

​@@alfredomaclaughlin1185 You bet yer bellywhumper there is

[@iamwhoyousayiam6773]

@@alfredomaclaughlin1185 the cartoon. It's like 70 years old lol

[@nadersaid2215]

Dude have you never seen it or heard it like at all????

[@dixiecronin7791]

I love that Ryan is crying while he talks about kids crying 🤣

[@RealGLP]

“This doesn’t feel like Christmas at all!” Darlene Love: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@HIR0SE]

I'm still amazed at how unique each character is despite having the same face and the same voice. Fantastic.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

No see, this one has a hat.

[@cloud5buster]

They have the same face?

[@JohnDoe-bj7fb]

It’s called ‘acting’.

[@claudiamiller7730]

Nope….mustaches are the magic thingy here….

[@maxcloud753]

Amazing casting!

[@MaskedMike004]

Please do more of these classic Christmas songs turned nightmares XD As much as I love Santa Claus is Coming to Town - "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" is definitely stalker behaviour lol

[@davidwuhrer6704]

🎶Santa is gunning you down.

[@extrantice]

you better watch out

[@jdmarsh91]

@Phoenix Dresden Or they could cover "Baby, It's Cold Outside", that has some pretty dark implications if you actually stop and listen to the lyrics

[@snaketooth0943]

@@jdmarsh91 I heard that there's a debate surrounding hwether that song should be banned, but it might just be a British or even specifically Scottish thing.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@jdmarsh91 Key & Peele did a sketch specifically about how dodgy this song is. It was pretty cool.

[@timbuktu8069]

A short life but a merry one.

[@davidm5707]

But, think of the children!

[@timbuktu8069]

😂 😂 😂 @@davidm5707

[@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife]

Minus the fact hes a snowman, bits of this made me realise half of frosty the snowman could be a great tragic blockbuster

[@ericb642]

Yes! The long-awaited sequel to the first Christmas songs video!

[@QuantumLeaper25]

There was another one?!

[@HagenvonEitzen]

Great indeed! I wonder how many parts this trilogy is gonna have

[@deatheater6222]

@@HagenvonEitzen a trilogy can only have three parts

[@SkyP9812]

@@deatheater6222 Unless it's written by Douglas Adams. Then it has 5

[@ParadiseDB7]

​@@deatheater6222 like that stopped Star Wars lol

[@gsp0113]

I like how Yellow Tie guy is so in touch with his inner child that he's blubbering in tears at several points. LOL! Love your videos, Ryan.

[@Alium4060Obero]

i hear screams from the sky. skin popping, bones cracking. look up, at the thing that will consume you.

[@jackmadiaga8907]

This actually made me do a double take on the actual song and good god did I just realize how right he is.

[@RPAudioeVisual]

Imagine an entire movie made out of Ryan personalities... TWO FREAKING HOURS OF WATCHING RYAN TALKING TO HIMSELF ABOUT HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD SOMEHOW...

[@John73John]

"So, you have a movie for me?"

[@EnkiduIX]

Back flips and broken necks will certainly be involved some how.

[@John73John]

@@EnkiduIX Wow wow wow wow wow... wow... wow!

[@richardbrown3417]

@@John73John Yeh, yeh, yeh!

[@myscreen2urs]

Blockbuster for sure

[@omgthisissoawesome]

Ryan breaking down Christmas music continues to be one of my absolute favourite things

[@marcthenarc868]

Don't you mean that Ryan breaking down Christmas music ... is TIGHT! !?!

[@drollfurball2863]

Next he should do the one where this drunken grandma gets assaulted in a hit and run..... by REINDEER!!!

[@kamenanew9867]

Love the other one so much it just destroys me. A minister, in the church of England, guy doesn't exist tho! Canadian Christ, he kills me.

[@grondhero]

Nothing like Ryan turning children's imagination into a horror story. 😅

[@mundocalissa5121]

You didn't mention that song where a grandchild is singing happily about how their Grandma was the victim of a hit-and-run

[@dreamwalking]

"Well that's kind of sweet, a hardworking single mom finding love in an unexpected-Wait isn't Santa married?" "So is the mother."

[@richskov5040]

It's a good video when the most replayed is the first 10 seconds

[@Lawsonomy1]

Back in the time when everyone smoked, even the snowmen. When I was a kid in Iowa the candy shop still sold licorice pipes that were invented in the same period (along with candy cigarettes) so you could "pretend to smoke" like an adult.

[@potaters3009]

Making a song about a snowman is super easy,barely an inconvenience

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

*super easy

[@potaters3009]

@@ThemeParkAvenue thanks for the correction

[@aayanscreativelab1786]

Some kids made him, some kids made him, summer came and killed him

[@pepper5980]

Saying something is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@AnAnonymousPenguin]

@@pepper5980 Saying something is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@dragneelfire2483]

I can apparently sense the future, cause I was just in the shop and the guys had Christmas music on and it was that part when it describes Frosty’s “COAL BLACK EYES” and I was all: “Dude, this song is kinda creepy when ya really listen to it.” And I come home to this! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

[@geli95us]

That's just a frecuency bias, look it up

[@dragneelfire2483]

@@geli95us I KNEW YOU’D SAY THAT! IN THE FUTURE!

[@FabioKun]

@@geli95us you're funt at parties but thanks for the info

[@WMDistraction]

Dragneelfire: I’m an augur, I’ve decided

[@LydiAtheistLady]

Seeing the future is tight.

[@gurvmlk]

I agree with the sobbing man, and not for any of the traumatic reasons I imagine he's sobbing. Frosty the Snowman really has nothing at all to do with Christmas. It feels more like a general winter song that became absorbed by Christmas because the holidays are the only positive thing that most people associate with wintertime.

[@MogajiMohammed]

Never thought Frosty the Snowman was actually low-key demonic 😂

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

I guess the movie isn’t actually the same as the original story

[@Rapscallion2009]

I read somewhere that there is a theory that Snowmen actually have roots in an ancient pre-christian idolry.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Someone hasn't seen the horror movie based on frosty

[@envigraphy]

I was way more emotionally invested in Frosty's story than I thought was possible

[@briannaphillips3633]

I honestly thought he was gonna finish by pitching the song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." 😂😂

[@MuggerYT67]

Coming up with a pitch meeting joke was super easy barely an inconvenience

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

You took a delightful Christmas classic and turned it into something both scary and hilarious at the same time. That takes true talent.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Big props to the Adstronaut for being able to resist himself opening the latch and just letting Uncle Edgar get sucked out into the vacuum space.

[@Nerdnotwashere]

I could be listening to my favorite song on repeat full blast and I still would have kicked him out in three hours.

[@MajorMalfunction]

If he plays his cards right, it could be either Hoover or Dyson space.

[@user-gn1cl9ix7p]

🎶Baby shark, duh duh du duh du duh🎶

[@fleeksteek1671]

Uncle ADgar.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

@@fleeksteek1671 Now I wanna bet that the Adstronaut also has cousins named Adward and Addie.

[@alexmorahan9747]

I just realized “O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches” sounds very naughty.

[@DeadDogInc]

I'm starting to think that i've never actually heard this song all the way through

[@BronwenEvis]

He could write one of these for every Christmas song in the world and I wouldn't be complaining

[@jw8160]

👍 x 1,000,000,000

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Frosty The Snowman was written by two songwriters named Walter Rollins and Steve Nelson in 1950. It’s kind of interesting how we usually think of these old Christmas songs as if they’re folk music, yet in reality, they were written relatively recently by very much known artists.

[@screwyourhandle]

Well I get what you mean, but I've never heard of Walter Rollins or Steve Nelson, and 1950 was 72 years ago. Most Christmas carols I've heard are from the 19th or 20th centuries. I guess some people think they are hundreds of years old, but if you pay attention, most of them don't sound like it.

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

@@screwyourhandle I’ve always felt as though they’ve kind of always been there. They’ve been passed around and covered so much, you never really think of some guy as having written them. The fact that you haven’t heard of the writers, and that I had to look them up says alot. Even songs that are about as old, people know who they’re by usually. People think of songs by The Beatles as being by The Beatles, but no one name comes to anybody’s mind when Frosty The Snowman was mentioned. In that way, these songs are sort of thought of as folk music, even if they totally aren’t. Also, 1950 wasn’t that long ago. It’s closer to the present than almost all of time, they had pretty much all of the hallmarks of what we consider “modernity” (cars, electricity, TV), and there are still tons of people who were literally alive in 1950.

[@Axterix13]

I think that has more to do with so many different people singing the songs than anything else. And, well, most songs from the same time as the Beatles, most people won't know who sang them, and that's without there being a ton of covers. Heck, that applies to songs from the 1970s, when talking to people who were alive during that time. Typically when I bring up Golden Earring, people will have no clue who they are. If I mention that they sang "Radar Love", they still won't have a clue. And if I play the song, then, and only then, they might know it. And that's for a band that did stadium tours in the US back in the day, with multiple songs that hit the charts. Basically, yeah, Rolling Stones, the Beatles, and so on, well remembered. Everyone else, well, the oldies station plays stuff from the 1980s/1990s now, not from the 1950s and 1960s. Also worth noting that today's pop music, a surprising amount of it is written by a select few people, yet we associate with the artists who perform it, and not the writers.

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

@@Axterix13 Frosty was not written by the performer either. That’s been going on forever. Still, you would probably still know it by the performer, but no one ever does. Like you said, it’s probably just the fact that everyone has fucking performed, so no one knows what it’s from.

[@RonW4684]

Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer was written as a 1962 Montgomery Wards advert.

[@dynogamergurl]

the lore about snow babies is just as tragic, the poor snow babies melt and die... but at least they reincarnate and come back each year but idk if that makes it better.

[@GHreyLas3271]

“I figured we could get an adorable child to sing it, yknow, how he watched his mother make out with Santa Clause for an extended period of time.”

[@delix787]

1:18 😭🤣🤣 is he forcing them? MY GOD!! 🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HANKSANDY69420]

*s u s*

[@nemarchepas]

"I think we should make it clear he's a smoker..." LMAO 🤣

[@tristasayers1516]

"He began to dance!" "With what limbs!?"

[@finleyforevermore]

"Those poor children must be terrified!" _"I don't know if they're terrified or not,_ but they *WILL* play with him."

[@Healthandwealth9422]

That one lady in the meeting: How bout we sing about our loved ones and say they are all I want for Christmas And play it every time during the months of November to December and parts of January

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"Maybe we could make a song about hot chocolate or something what about that?" no no no make a song about chestnuts roasting on a fire but then if you do that, you might get to thinking about someone named Jack Frost and how he's just been ALONE for like THREE CENTURIES trying to be seen by just ANYBODY and completely ignored by the people who are supposed to look after children but failed in looking after Jack who is a forever child BECAUSE HE DROWNED IN A LAKE.

[@RazorO2Productions]

I want a horror movie with this premise STAT

[@dapperdabber13]

I understood this reference and that movie is hecking underrated

[@Scarifar1]

​@@RazorO2Productions This movie already exists, tho it's not a horror movie (Rise of the Guardians).

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@Scarifar1 I mean I dunno movie opens with DROWNING BOY lol

[@ANameToGoBy]

1:58 the delivery of this line is just so damn captivating

[@barrettm.w7031]

H O T C H O C O L A T E

[@Naomi.Robertson]

My whole family of eight surround the family Christmas tree and are about to open presents when I lay my phone down in front of the tree and say, "Listen to this." I hit the play button on Ryan George's _The Guys Who Wrote Frosty of the Snowman_ and not one of them could stop laughing. Maybe it was the alcohol but even the kids who were too young to drink were laughing. Thanks Ryan George. Yes, this happened.

[@kyota9712]

“With what limbs?” -Truly the most disturbing question to ask and be asked in any possible scenario.

[@wstine79]

These Christmas songs would sound great through these Ray-Con ear buds.

[@magicmon]

Nice.

[@cayenigma]

There's something very internet about the audience adding on to the commercials, classic.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

More about them after the sketch.

[@jasonrodgers880]

Did I see a tear rolling down story-teller-Ryan's cheek at 2:35? Dude... dedication to your craft! Lol

[@geraldmerkowitz4360]

Imagine how some people would freak out about how it would mess up the youth if it came out today but are perfectly fine with it just because it's tradition

[@Tallest333]

How have I not noticed how disturbing the song was? Thanks for that Ryan, LOL.

[@mnsnerd]

'So he's a fugitive now? Oh, what are we doing?' Ryan never disappoints. Looking forward to his take on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, either the song or the special. No, the special with the evil Santa.

[@davidc4931]

That guy needs to be the new writer guy for pitch meetings 🤣🤣🤣

[@ReasonablySkeptic]

*THAT'S HORRIFYING!* A single windsor knot *ON A GROWN MAN!* Crazy stuff.

[@just_delta-2589]

I like that the story was just so interesting that nobody bothered to tell him to stop and leave and instead they all just kept listening and reacting

[@aaronimp4966]

This song was my first exposure to tragedy as a child, and I encountered it in book form, with wild, colorful pictures. ☃️💙

[@aj_style1745]

3:07 That laugh is amazing.

[@Exileron]

Come for the sketch, stay for the ad. Seriously, I hope they pay you well; I actually look forward to the ad segment.

[@lostboy8084]

And the snowman does a back flip and snaps his neck

[@galexeqe]

You never truly appreciate how horrifying Christmas carols are until the Ryan Geurge Marketing team describe them in graphic detail Those Mad Men