The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

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[@OneTopic]

Well I’m going to pretend he’s *Parson Brown!* A *priest,* from the *Church of England!* This is something all couples do with snowmen.

[@stargazer1998]

Yes. It’s Completely normal, wholesome Reddit dude.

[@noodlearg9745]

hi ot! i love your videos :)

[@SamDoots]

Person

[@ShotHappens2007]

Dang it I was gonna comment this

[@morganx4327]

Then the snowman starts asking you and your girlfriend some questions…he asks are you married? You say no, man.

[@TheBrickBrit]

“In the meadow we can build a snowman”… And then pretend he’s a non-existent minister!

[@hidaven2006]

*called parson brown!*

[@gani9176]

@@hidaven2006 from a church of england

[@hidaven2006]

@@gani9176 what are you even talking about?

[@phil2160]

You should see a psychiatrist or an exorcist

[@tonyacosta4574]

I thought it was Carson brown

[@Poke_Boulder]

Omg. This was great! Thank you

[@Torriaga]

Man this is brilliant seasonal social commentary

[@That80sGuy1972]

The final things that the snowman guy said made his entire process suddenly make sense. Someone call the poor guy a priest.

[@raydunakin]

Or an exorcist.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@raydunakin Why not both? Most exorcists are priests as well. Almost none are psychics or clergymen outside of the Catholic faith.

[@bensonmade8761]

“You need to see a therapist or maybe an exorcist” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustinMcDaniel]

Waiting for "The First Guy To Be A Funeral Director". "Hey, you know how your family member is dead? What if I put them in a REALLY comfy box that they can't enjoy at all in any way and also it will cost you THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS."

[@HashknightGaming]

I feel like he is building something more grand then and film franchise.

[@franlougee1499]

You should do the first person to eat lobster or drink milk. Or the first person to figure out how to make cheese( all weird thing to contemplate!)

[@antonnurwald5700]

That took a dark turn

[@invaderzim4052]

That twist at the end though.

[@yourgenerickid1109]

The funniest part was when adstronaut said “now it’s time for some suit ice cream I need to undress.”

[@jackyboy5771]

You should do “first person to be a person”

[@lykan2]

Ryan making a Person with Ryan.....oh god

[@kaledogg3655]

Missed Opertunity: You shoulda named him Parson Browm.

[@brucebaker810]

Parson Brown would object to the rolling their balls together,

[@twdpepper6012]

"The first guy to ever do a pitch meeting"

[@arcadeyous]

1:03 to 1:10 is best part xd

[@GoblinActivity]

Well that was unexpected

[@VSasseville9]

I'm doing that thing called engagement

[@neonpyramid7918]

“We’re gonna make a person together!” What an opening line 🤣🤣🤣

[@lunsen402]

it is now my pick up line. i expect to make many people this way, especially out of snow

[@Ikajo]

And the concern was that two guys can't make one, not the act itself

[@stare4539]

Looool

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@lunsen402 well you already got a bot hooked on the idea, go get em!

[@lunsen402]

@@Real_MisterSir löl

[@MattsCrazyArt]

When you spent your whole life never realizing how much a snowman looks nothing like a man... And now you'll never unsee that...

[@priscillajimenez27]

Imagination lol

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

It's because you weirdos put three parts together to form a human, when we civilized people only put two. Because if it was as big as a small child, it would be far more realistic than it is right now. Clearly the only issue here.

[@rayzerot]

I do hope you're joking Matt. Otherwise I have a cardboard box with wheels- I mean, I have a car to sell you.

[@recoveringsoul755]

Never read Calvin and Hobbes I'm guessing. And his killer monster snow goons. It's great fun

[@calebcarpenter3700]

@Recovering Soul A man of culture, I see

[@justinpullen1097]

Between this and the new Frosty video, snowmen are starting to become terrifying.

[@user-pu6pn8vt5d]

starting?

[@EmeralBookwise]

@@user-pu6pn8vt5d: Beat me to it.

[@spainwithoutthes101]

I will never look at a snowman the same

[@douglasmacneil4474]

Starting?

[@friendguy_BOSS]

fr

[@Visvak_Rs]

The phrase "I decided" is the most powerful phrase in the Ryan George multiverse

[@shubniggurath6464]

"And there should be light, I decided" - Ryan the Father

[@hurtigheinz3790]

And it's barely in inconvinience to say "I decided".

[@Maybe-Boba]

“We should put you in a room, we decideed 😊

[@dresdencooper2231]

"We're gonna sacrifice you to the blood god, we decided because the blood god decided that we should decide who to sacrifice and then the blood god's gonna decide if we made the right choice, ok?"

[@jimmydean5833]

I'm using "I decided" in every aspect of my life lol

[@JBproductions.]

Ryan could make a whole movie with himself as the only character I would give it 5/5 stars

[@DaveCM]

I would actually pay to watch that

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

stars?

[@jamesknapp64]

Seems low for the rating

[@adamself2463]

If it's only Ryan then there's only 1 star. He doesn't need more.

[@mericamartin2601]

Make it happen! I'll pay to see it!

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Ya know, this is the most plausible "First Guy to ever..." scenario ever

[@makbran3627]

Solely because of those last lines Why is my most liked reply, the one that was blatantly obvious?

[@a_jerry808]

Genius of a man

[@liammead2577]

What's the first

[@Heroshii15]

Although I imagine there would’ve been objections to the coal eyes because that’s needed for fire.

[@trianamcnamee1005]

Oh my gawd 😅 when it's wet and sticky is when we roll our balls together 🤣

[@GTCCards]

“So when it’s wet and sticky that’s when we roll our balls together?” I will never think of snowmen in the same way again-

[@jdatlas4668]

That’s honestly just an amazing line.

[@Ezoogie]

We need just this The rest of the sketch is surplus

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@jdatlas4668 well

[@priscillajimenez27]

Watch "Dumb and Dumber 1"

[@zgeist2861]

"Okay, I'm leaving."

[@WesDaviestravel]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a couple months I think

[@theimortal1974]

first person to laugh

[@CJ-wh7ik]

You decided?

[@LadyNicoMura]

Same

[@CrimZonOnYT]

YO I don't know what it is been for the past 20 minutes I've been laughing so much my ribs hurt. I love ryan george but most of the time these videos are entertaining more than funny. I honestly don't laugh a lot at all. Out of nowhere though I started laughing so much I started to suffocate and became scared because I just could NOT stop. I'm still sore from laughing so much that was super fucking random

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

Ryan George talks like an alien impersonating a human who is literally only just now hearing human words for the first time as he's saying them because he has a translator implanted into his voice box and is genuinely fascinated by how he sounds XD

[@deanholderde5959]

That is my favourite way to speak.

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

@@deanholderde5959 Hold up...

[@loverrlee]

That is the best description of his intonation I’ve ever seen 😂

[@DylanB-g2p]

I was the 420th like

[@devindriskill8727]

"is it an ant?" "If anything it would be an uncle, i mean it's a snowman" I think Ryan is secretly the king of dad jokes.

[@shadowofneo]

secretly?

[@mostmelon]

He’s the king of running jokes.

[@errolcaraan1263]

@@mostmelon how about standing jokes? Lol oopss

[@devindriskill8727]

@@errolcaraan1263 lolllllll it took me a second

[@ironicallyagoat]

@@mostmelon is it chasing the fridge

[@danielli3239]

Killing sleep paralysis demons by giving them a physical form and waiting for them to melt is tight!

[@andreabradley5837]

Wish I would have known about this sooner!

[@brucebaker810]

Sublim 8 9.

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

*|\|○0Ø○°⁰0●○○¡¡!¡!!!!¡*

[@tbrennan100]

"You and me, we're gonna make a person together." "Nope, that's not how that works" "Well of course not. First we have to build a snowman, pretend he's parson brown, have him marry us, and then we can make a person together"

[@Solomoncaesar]

Good one!!!

[@BellaVita1890]

Nice lol

[@meduimrareberries5888]

Oh man is all that gonna be hard to do before the sleep paralysis demon-man melts?

[@tbrennan100]

@@meduimrareberries5888 actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@johngr1747]

He'll do it when he comes in town

[@raydunakin]

Now I know why spacesuits are so bulky -- they're stuffed to the brim with freeze dried ice cream.

[@jonnnnniej]

The things we learn from Ryan! I also learned a lot about why things got certain names and that my first born is next in line to rule the country!

[@NickCorvello]

"he told me if I gave him a physical form he'd leave me alone" "WHO???" "my sleep-paralysis demon" 😆 That got me. That definitely makes sense for why Snowmen look that way

[@RunToEternity]

He's mentioned sleep-paralysis before, it is possible that he has it. But I hope not, I hear it can be pretty scary. Like the first guy to dream scary.

[@JohnDoe-zx1ck]

​@@RunToEternity It is. I though I was having random alien visitations for a few months until I learned about sleep paralysis and how to recognize and get out from it when it happens. It's beyond terrifying and I always wonder how many people with similar problems never realize what they may actually be experiencing.

[@CandySouvannarangsy3187]

Not us talking about sleep paralysis in a Ryan George comment section 💀 My sleep paralysis usually comes with extremely vivid visual and audio hallucinations. It's extremely terrifying, actually. 😥

[@CandySouvannarangsy3187]

Anyways that ending was unexpected....

[@laurahtje]

“Where are you getting all this coal?” Made me laugh so hard I missed everything after that and I had to rewatch it. 😂🤣😀

[@medafan53]

Well that's no bad thing

[@kjoc70]

I would have lost it if Ryan One had answered, "Santa Claus."

[@Amitlu]

I already lost it at him saying that they cant go inside because "thats not even possible"

[@unvergebeneid]

It's a real problem when making snowmen these days...

[@Pscyon]

I also found the coal line inexplicably funny.

[@TheClumsyChicken]

“Do you wanna build a snowman?” “Yes sir, I do”

[@arjunator2688]

Lmao

[@arjunator2688]

Nice reference

[@arjungupta4756]

Hold your best comment on KZbin trophy 🏆

[@arjunator2688]

@@arjungupta4756 we have the same name

[@arjungupta4756]

@@arjunator2688 YOOOOOO

[@raydunakin]

"That not how people are made. It's a much weirder and grosser process than that." LOL!!! That's my favorite line.

[@iclanbeithecucumbereillish4663]

@AxxL but you ARE pretty! you are Even prettier than your Two girlfriends

[@lisao7600]

@@iclanbeithecucumbereillish4663 that's completely untrue, and he is far from a big youtube star. The only reason he has any views is because of the idiotic comments he leaves on other people's videos to try to get people to come look at his page. He didn't actually put out good content to gain his following. He uses other creators comment sections.

[@qaday123]

@@lisao7600 honestly, I think he’s moved to use 2 bot accounts to gain ‘support’ and make it seem more plausible. Disgusting, honestly.

[@bobafett6174]

Weird and gross process are tight

[@lisao7600]

@@qaday123 I agree. That's probably what the reply to him is. Trying to make him sound good. Those type of accounts are so gross.

[@kiransistla6013]

"I'm gonna leave" is the cutest and politest response you can give to leave two grown persons their personal intimate time.

[@ZK-ib2wp]

No kidding, everyone in this universe is so polite

[@mirzaahmed6589]

@@ZK-ib2wp They're just Canadian.

[@ZK-ib2wp]

@@mirzaahmed6589 tru

[@chronicbrightside8757]

it always warms the cockle of my heart when he adds "i decided" to something.

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

"So when it's wet and sticky, that's when we roll our balls together?" -Ryan George, 2021

[@Idontwantahandle11]

...I am forever traumatized...

[@ecovegangeek]

"This guy wants to make a person with me so when it's wet and sticky....." 🤣

[@JustaPancake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@johngr1747]

"It looks like an ant" "It'd be an uncle because it's an snowMAN" This was one of the greatest puns I have heard in a very long time!

[@noelrahlis7169]

I didn't get it, someone explain?

[@pvshka]

@@noelrahlis7169 and sounds similarly to aunt

[@fireblaze6453]

an snowman?

[@nathancampbell9083]

only if you're American

[@altcommand]

You must not hear many puns.

[@dartheleven2108]

Adstronaut: "I need to undress" But you're not wearing a hat and scarf, you're already not dressed

[@aetherreed6007]

Very witty. Take my like.

[@creeprvictor]

Lol

[@Dargonhuman]

I mean, you're not wrong...

[@TheBeardedFrogSage]

I love how every one of these start out. "Hi there, hello"... it gives me such a warm feeling to hear those three words, and I know I'm about to see something great and good. Like a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it, I know it's not going to be too big, but also not comically small either.

[@JeanneFeisont]

Ryan can literally turn anything into a sketch and be hilarious.

[@JP_AZ]

...i decided...

[@TheAssassin000]

“So when it’s wet and sticky that’s when we roll our balls together” “Ok im gonna leave” I died lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@davincent98]

It's even funnier when the Back to the Future pitch meeting is fresh in your mind.

[@andrewbauer5201]

that got me dying too xD

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

“This guy wants to make a person with me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@619KJ]

Same lmfao

[@fake1man175]

I'm still waiting for "the fist guy to be gay"

[@hunterkiller1440]

Sometimes I wonder if ancient soldiers built snowman as decoys to fool enemies from afar.

[@tobybartels8426]

Only enemies who don't know what people look like.

[@julius_trifinity]

I haven't heard of a country called afar

[@mrjkpy1955]

i can't tell if your joking or not so I'm just gonna say that afar means FROM FAR. FOOLING ENEMY FROM FAR

[@bravomike4734]

Maybe only at night

[@ADMusic1999]

Enemy 1: "Why is that naked man with stick arms looking at us?" Enemy 2: "Oh he's not naked. You can clearly see he has on a scarf and hat which is a standard military uniform."

[@SidPil]

"That seems wasteful and also no" has massive meme potential

[@cebbi1313]

5 minute crafts be like

[@GraveUypo]

the ending was just perfect, the punchline this joke desperately needed before that point.

[@akirusgauge7094]

I love how this series just highlights how crazy we are as a species.

[@ClintsReptiles]

"That's not how people are made; it's a much weirder and grosser process than that." Fact. It would be very difficult to explain coitus to an asexually reproducing alien. Ryan, I think you're the man for the job.

[@stare4539]

Kiiiik

[@GriffinWolf]

He already did...

[@KrillLiberator]

Did AdStronaut ever try explaining it to Florpflap?

[@jimmym3352]

coitus ehh? I'm guessing that's what you decided to call that. 🙂 Back in my day, we called it something else.

[@brittvaughn9447]

PLEASE EXPLAIN SEX TO ALIENS, RYAN!

[@wsteelix1922]

"Mmm you need to see a psychiatrist maybe, or maybe an exorcist" never fails to make me laugh

[@phiefer3]

maybe

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I like how he skips the optometrist to go right to psychiatrist.

[@Duchess_Van_Hoof]

Definitely the latter.

[@onlinebob1732]

him saying yes to the exorcist is actually foreshadowing for the ending.

[@AK-jt7kh]

Reminds me of my ex!

[@kylepatrickmurphy4058]

Ryan George; funniest guy on KZbin, hands down!

[@GoodNews-px2im]

Had to revisit this classic now that you put out your “Frosty the Snowman” video 😂😂😂

[@janefoules8029]

Then the guy did a backflip, snapped the sleep paralysis snow man demon's neck and saved the day. Legend say it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@kaboom7208]

That story is tight!

[@aadil5903]

@@kaboom7208 yeah yeah yeah!

[@kerbe3]

Oh really?

[@aadil5903]

@@kaboom7208 yeah it is!

[@rashadfoux6927]

@@kaboom7208 You know it!

[@ceilinh6004]

"That not how people are made. It's a much weirder and grosser process than that." This guy should be teaching in schools. Clearly.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Yeah seriously

[@NeoakiraIV]

nice

[@RandKin]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWjcemdua8yUhac

[@brucebaker810]

I'll be teaching Weird & Gross 101 this semester.

[@brucebaker810]

Also Mining for non-Majors. And Mageing for non-miners.

[@niphraz6079]

"Ok, full disclosure." "Please!" "He said if i gave him a human form he would stop coming and bothering me every night." "What, who?!" "My sleep paralysis demon!" This part of the video was extra hilarious lol

[@amberjewell3894]

PLEASE help me kill it.

[@ellaenchanted2399]

I love how he simultaneously wants to kill it and make more.

[@fabiandurr6865]

@@ellaenchanted2399 That begs the question: is it a plot-*twist* or a plot-*hole*?

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

That's where it took a dark turn real quick

[@s.d.703]

When I lived in another country that actually got winter snow, a few friends and I tried to make a snowman. None of us ever had before. The snow wouldn't stick together. We couldn't figure out what was wrong. Apparently, it was the wrong kind of snow.

[@mohamedaboelfotouh]

"You and I will make a person together" "Actually, You and I can't do that together" I lost it 😂😂

[@arjunator2688]

U got loved, congrats, loved like my dad never loved me when he left to get the milk

[@SidPil]

Lost what?

[@mohamedaboelfotouh]

@@arjunator2688 You need to see a psychiatrist, dude 😂😂

[@arjunator2688]

@Dinjarinmando did my dad ask when he left?

[@mohamed.khaldi]

@@arjunator2688 or maybe the queue at the store is very long and he's still waiting to pay for the milk

[@Trithis2077]

Okay, this one hit harder than most. Had to pause for a good minute to laugh.

[@tgguitarguy]

Right??? Same

[@Test-vr3kf]

agreed

[@jelita_]

Yes, it's so much funnier although the normal stuff are already funny

[@KingNedya]

@1993DJC Coal isn't really used anymore, at least in my experience, because coal is just no longer a common household item. Also the snow doesn't necessarily need to be wet, just dense enough to be squeezed into a ball without falling apart, which you then roll across the ground, causing it to grow as it gathers snow.

[@pangolinsarecool]

"You and I, we're going to make a person together" "Oh!" 😂 I love how these are written

[@robertnett9793]

Yes those random normal people they film for those skits are crazy good. They should become actors or so.

[@theoldloveexcuse7860]

Five stars for the perfect comedic timing made possible in the cutting room. Love this guy!

[@TheArchangel911]

I didn’t even know the sun was on the team. Go Chargers.😂

[@misscelinateloexplica]

This plot twist is even better!!!!

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

Them Giants stood no chance vs Herbert and the SUN

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

666 likes go bye bye

[@averageambivert]

“Top 10 Plot twists in Ryanverse”

[@dikkie1000]

Yeah, the sun calls the adstronaut dad, it's adorable.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“Thats not even anthropomorphic at all” Well, of course not, he needs his hat to begin to dance around.

[@reapordeath]

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*

[@mentaya11]

Perhaps I am wrong, and I get the Frosty reference, but this makes me feel like you have a skewed idea of what anthropomorphic means.

[@dodolulupepe]

that’s the joke

[@Gray-Wolf]

Obviously, that's how you bring them to life.

[@mentaya11]

@@dodolulupepe Seems to me the joke was intended to be that a hat (like in the Frosty story) would make the snowman more human in appearance or attitude. If so, the word he was searching for was...I'm not editing this opening. I was wrong. *I* was misusing the word. Anthropomorphism is a better word than personification, which is what I think I was thinking of. Frosty acts and looks (in some sources) more human. I apologise.

[@Thisismycomment.]

"Where are you getting all this coal?" Well you see, Ryan has been a bad boy.

[@phs125]

This one time, my mum said I would get coal for Christmas if I was being a bad boy. I wanted a lot of coal to make snowmen, so I killed 13 whole villages of people to collect enough coal...

[@omernavaid4712]

If Santa gave coal to all the bad people then the criminals are making hella money off selling coal to power companies

[@ripperthesmilingindoraptor]

@@phs125 I wanted coal because my friend Opsin wanted to cook the bodies of our victims for lunch so me, my sister Carla, my friends Phoebe, Jake and Shad, and my girlfriend Chloe committed every violence related warcrime in existence.

[@Hoshimaru57]

That’s what he gets for doing a flip and snapping all those guys necks.

[@davidprice5563]

(Getting coal for Christmas): Okay, we're in March now - think about it, you'll to have plenty of fuel for the barbeque.

[@LucifersAngel-mu4mw]

"My sleep paralysis demon, please help me kill it." I'm WHEEZING!

[@pheresy1367]

Oh, finally it all makes sense.... LMFAO!

[@Nestlesnipez93]

I just knew he’d get hilariously disturbing about the melting process 😂

[@fabiandurr6865]

Still didn't expect THAT kind of disturbing

[@veganconservative1109]

Immediately brought to mind a Calvin & Hobbes comic strip.

[@brucebaker810]

Just be glad he didn't invoke The Blood Child

[@deadlypandaghost]

Honestly when you started talking about it melting away and becoming more and more deformed as time passes it started sounding like a good metaphor for human existence.

[@FFKonoko]

Description. Pretty good Description.

[@VoidKing666]

… honestly, I wish it wasn’t.

[@JC-px5wc]

Honestly one of the funniest KZbinrs to date - even the adstronaut bits are hillarious.

[@chriscaseyg9362]

And it takes a lot to make a plug genuinely entertaining.

[@grauster423]

I look forward to the adstronaut almost as much as the videos themselves at this point

[@aliciam6145]

Yeah, dating him probably would be funny

[@soundscape26]

Agreed. Definitely my favourite comedian on KZbin.

[@anandiganguly3086]

"So when it's wet and sticky that's when we roll our balls together?" I nearly choked

[@aaronhurst4379]

My favourite of these 'First guy' sketches are always the ones that have a third Ryan join mid-conversation 😂

[@Microfoot]

Also the Pitch Meeting for BTTF

[@arrrrrrrr6593]

Yeah yeah yeah, like that one in "The First Guy to Ever Play Tag"

[@KrillLiberator]

"The pointiest vegetable of all." *Parsnip* - This is my moment to shine.

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

Nopale: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

[@satgurs]

i dont know if triangles are a vegetable, but i consider them one

[@bruno213]

If there's one thing I appreciate about Ryan's universe. It's that all his sponsored ads happen after the videos.

[@raulfuenzalida7152]

...and they are worth the watch!

[@Gray-Wolf]

@@raulfuenzalida7152 "Hi I'm the adstronaut!"

[@dopekidrepublic]

They even have plot twists👌

[@mikewoodrow3157]

“I was a charger the whole time” 😂

[@Ridlay_]

Hahaha nice, I like how it just escalates from let’s make a man to please help me kill a demon. And great humor as always.

[@lahenriquees]

"my sleep paralysis demon, please help me kill it." I CAN'T THIS IS F ING GOLD

[@a_shakir]

"So when its wet and sticky, that's when we roll our balls" I'm dying 🤣

[@user_ssp]

Okay, I'm gonna leave.

[@HanifAhmad02]

@@user_ssp mee too

[@pvshka]

Once again, it's that time of the year, when we all come together... 😏

[@stratford1]

I had to pause the video for a minute, I was laughing so hard.

[@meloD30]

Ryan: that thing is barely an... Me: INCONVENIENCE??? Ryan: ...thropomorphic

[@O4C209]

You know, the guy that made the first snowman had a very good reason to do so. Everyone else that's copied him since are the crazy ones.

[@seanmatyas3938]

That whole "perfect weather" is so true. Hollywood makes it seem like snowman building is an all winter event but it is actually rare to get both enough snow and nice wearher to do it

[@giganticranger5692]

"Plot twist: I was a charger this whole time." One of the best quotes of the video.

[@andrewj1754]

Came to the comments to share appreciation of that line. Well done.

[@GTCCards]

Who else agrees “The First Guy” is the best series on KZbin!! 💯

[@TamDNB]

Yes, apart from pitch meeting

[@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks]

like one other person probably.

[@alexcastle1454]

And also one of the most consistently updated / uploaded

[@huntermcdonough5058]

It definitely is and how things got there names

[@GTCCards]

@@alexcastle1454 yes!!!

[@KarstenBelt]

The aunt ant joke cracked me up xD

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

No it didn't you dont have feelings

[@KarstenBelt]

@@Adogdoingdogthings :(

[@GriffinGamez]

Might want to put some super glue on those cracks. Lol :D

[@starflame34]

1:24 The Internet: "Well, actually..."

[@vehemothphosbat716]

The sexual innuendos and the paralysis demon at the end were my absolute favorite parts of the video, nice job Ryan!

[@theponystark]

Telling random people you meet you're gonna make a person together is TIGHT

[@josephbassey1501]

Waiting for it to get wet so we can roll our balls together is also tight

[@shampabose4865]

I hope that the process of making it will be Super-Easy and Barley an Inconvenience!😂😅

[@brucebaker810]

You don't necessarily need to get all the way off my back...

[@_anxrea_2866]

“We’re gonna make a person together” “I’m afraid we can’t do that together” “So when the snow is wet and sticky we’re gonna roll our balls together” “Ok I’m gonna leave” 🤣🤣

[@ChineduOpara]

That was fantastic

[@ChineduOpara]

@@lolpet2roblox I usually don't click on these links but for some reason I clicked this one... Worth it! 😅👍🏾

[@rome8180]

"when it's." If he had said "when the snow" the joke wouldn't have worked. Phrasing is important.

[@theimortal1974]

that reminds me of the pitich meeting for back to the future where an intern walks in just as the pitch guy is describing how marty will get with his mom and then his dad will have to beat him off and then she'll want to be with him not her son. "aren't you going to stay?" "no i incest i mean insist."

[@ChineduOpara]

@@theimortal1974 I remember that episode!! 😄

[@AuthorInAbsolutes]

If you don't watch the ad-stronaut you're missing out! "plot twist I was a charger the whole time" cracked me up!

[@andrewtrujillo7054]

"My sleep paralysis demon" brought it all together lmao

[@TheArchangel911]

Now I find myself humming the song from Frozen as I eat some of my suit ice cream. 🤣🤣🤣

[@s0doone343]

"Suit ice cream" 😂

[@staffan-]

"That thing will still be naked, even with a hat and a scarf." Donald Duck: sweating nervously.

[@SpykelucLP]

Watching this right after a sleep paralysis makes it hit totally different lmao

[@nerd_1356]

"that's a man I made" Ryans son is all grown up

[@shampabose4865]

That's not Ryan's son, he does not look exactly like Ryan!🤣🤣🤣

[@Bighbadaboum]

Blood

[@reubenoakley8967]

"Where are you getting all this coal?" "I get it for Christmas every year!" "Yeah, that makes sense."

[@sambromley7394]

This is the greatest skit series of all time I decided.

[@brucebaker810]

Well okay then.

[@AdiAfendi]

"So, when it's wet and sticky, that's when we roll our balls together?" I live in the tropics and that line makes me wanna move way up north. Sounds like fun!

[@saritatambayong4002]

Main bola becek2an mah di tropics juga bisa...

[@criticalthought1112]

The first time I attempted to create a snowman I mistook a severed deer leg as a stick, and nearly used that for the arm… so yeah wasn’t great.

[@polygonalduck]

Pardon?

[@MrKodachii]

But for a new body...its ideal....

[@FrogAndAHat]

"Mom! This stick is leaking ketchup!"

[@mini_bunney]

that would've been extremely metal tho

[@crazysasha1374]

My genuine reaction was: "Oh dear!"

[@DrummondsPoint]

All of these "First Gut to ever..." sketches are great, but this one took it to a new level of amazingness I decided.

[@djull2204]

"Buttons shoved directly into his thorax" Holy sh*t I'm crying tears 🤣 thank you for all those laughs Ryan ! You keep surpassing yourself with every video ! Suggestion : the first guy to milk a cow ^^ (seriously, what was that guy trying to do in the first place ?) 🤔😅

[@aetherreed6007]

I second this suggestion. I'm also genuinely curious for the actual answer to that question as well.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Oh i already tbought this one through. Clearly they saw the babies suckling. And then the odd adopted stray pup some cows pick up.

[@Jasmine-gk4re]

"Thorax" killed me lolol

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@jemiebridges3197 Yeah it makes sense why it would be recognized as a food source, but as a lactose intolerant person I'm wondering how the mutation for adult lactose tolerance developed? Was everyone just having the shits for centuries before evolution caught up?

[@glazdarklee1683]

You know, if I were to read the script for this I would doubtless find if very funny, but the timing and intonation of Ryan George is what makes it truly brilliant.

[@Drengodr]

Maybe instead of a carrot in the nose, it should be a Pretty Big Pickle, hm?

[@Blitzo8390]

The first guy to get lost “Hi there hello, can you help me out?” “Sure, what’s up?” “I was walking along this path I usually take and now I can’t find home” “You can’t find your home? That seems physically impossible. A house can’t move” “No, as in I forgotten where I put my home”

[@NoahBall08]

‘’This guy wants to make a person with me. So when it’s wet and sticky, that’s when we roll our balls together?’’ ‘’Exactly!’’ ‘’Okay, I’m gonna leave.’’ Omg Ryan💀