The Haunted Mansion - Nostalgia Critic

[@sp4rrow_23]

“Owen Wilson telling me to be scared” aged perfectly

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Doug Walker is Nostradamus 😂

[@sp4rrow_23]

@@claymathewselevator8121 he probably tells the simpsons the things to predict🤣

[@samkresil6011]

Really ironic if you ask me

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

​@@sp4rrow_23Not the only Thing in this Review that aged well. Gargoyles with Kanye West and Ellen Degeneres!

[@BC92Se7en]

Every review Critic has atleast 1 priceless perfectly done joke this is it for this review

[@kchandaman3012]

"Hey Dreamworks is the only company that gets to turn me into a computer generated jackass!" Gets me every time.

[@crashedfighterproductions]

It's even funnier when you realize that a "jackass" is another name for a donkey.

[@Loopyboy447]

+CrashedFighterProductions and even his name is donkey

[@GokuUzumaki03]

4:37-4:41 It’s official. The Nostalgic Critic predicted Owen Wilson was going to be in the remake of Haunted Mansion

[@perfectopebenito2640]

Yes, It's Disney 100 reimagining movie of Haunted Mansion.

[@perfectopebenito2640]

Yes, it's Disney 100 reimagine 2023 movie Haunted Mansion! Right?

[@MrGabeanator]

this was better than that

[@taylormonk4222]

Honestly, the most impressive part of this movie is how the opening credits is it’s own well-told story. The entirety of the credits is my favorite part of the whole movie because everything about it is well done.

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

I ❤❤❤❤ the opening credits to The Haunted Mansion too. SERIOUSLY it's on par with the opening love story sequence in UP. And the entire sequence in the opening credits of Haunted Mansion is done without a single line of dialogue. Everything is conveyed BRILLIANTLY thru the music and Mr Gracey's facial expressions.

[@not.supermario]

I always found this movie funny growing up and I still do now. And that part where Ramsley is taken down to hell is honestly an interesting twist. When you think about it, evil spirits in other movies tend to terrorize the main protagonists and kill the innocent people. Instead, they go after the villain who earned his spot in hell for what he did.

[@vetarlittorf1807]

I think the evil spirits were unrelated to that fire elemental. The curse was broken when the truth was revealed and everyone would go to their afterlives, so the elemental was not summoned by Ramsley. It was sent from hell to collect him.

[@curetapwater5604]

You know how after the Pirates movie came out they added Jack Sparrow to the ride? Can you imagine Eddie Murphey being placed in the Haunted Mansion?

[@darreylhenderson8979]

There was actually talk of having Jennifer Tilly replace the current Madame Leota in the ride, with Tilly's version. Jennifer talked about it in an interview. i am glad they decided not to.

[@gbird.]

Oh god

[@MrGabeanator]

@@darreylhenderson8979 at least 2 of Eleanor Audleys are well respected

[@megelizabeth9492]

@@gbird. Agreed! that would be really terrifying! ;)

[@nifralo2752]

@@darreylhenderson8979 why is she in so many things? She is so one note

[@AndySteinMusic]

I was just about to high five the screen when the critic told me not to ... :(

[@sailoritaly]

I didn't know you watched the Nostalgia Critic!

[@redblueberg]

+MandoPony what shame I wanted a high five

[@Thenextworldwar]

+MandoPony Can I high-screen you? I love your music... just want the word "acknowledged" directed at me ;__;

[@zayaannashrid1374]

I already did it :/

[@mylesco.5385]

What are y'all talking about? I high fived him.

[@leekspin1562]

I feel so betrayed...I WATCHED THIS ON A TV AND I DID THE HIGH FIVE I DID IT FOR YOU, CRITIC! I DID IT FOR YOU!

[@KitKat4Christ]

Same, but I was watching this on my phone.

[@abigailjarvis4793]

You did it for him And you would do it again You did it for her That is to say You did it for him

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

@@abigailjarvis4793 ow ow Steven universe I love that show you know why BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NEVER HATE THE GAY

[@slayer-kz3wn]

I did it on my phone

[@michalbrunclik5980]

I didit on my laptop

[@claymathewselevator8121]

4:39 Doug Walker predicted Haunted Mansion 2023 😂

[@TheDisneyQueen93]

The story they put of Master Gracey’s lost love always interested me. I wish the movie had been more about that or the origin stories of the other 998 ghosts in the mansion.

[@emilywolf1235]

Critic: C'mon, high-five me bro! Me: *Lifts hand in preparation* Critic: If you actually do it, I will be concerned about you.. Me: *Retracts hand in shame*

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Same. Except I was literally in the process of going for it.

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

EmilyWolf123 😂

[@KodahSmith]

At least the critic is concerned about my mental health

[@TheJrbdog]

This film should have been made by Tim Burton. The weirdness and creativity of the ride paired with his madness can only be great.

[@JasTheFagge]

+TheJrbdog Nah, he'd just make everything cgi and cast Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp as the struggling couple to come out of the experience with a new lease on their relationship.

[@TheJrbdog]

+Silhouetters we'll have to travel back in type and get the Tom Burton who liked creepy claymation.

[@JasTheFagge]

TheJrbdog He still does in some cases, most recently Coraline, for instance.

[@TheJrbdog]

+Silhouetters but that wasn't live action. I'm talking about the creepy claymation in movies like Beatlejuice.

[@JasTheFagge]

TheJrbdog Oh I see, yes we do need that back, and fast!

[@nathanforester5993]

I really wish we could have seen what Guilermo Del Toro's reimagining of the movie would have been like. If not him to direct it, then either Tim Burton or Joe Dante.

[@janayholmes6072]

It definitely would have been darker and would have dived deeper into the relationship between Elizabeth and gracey

[@mikaylawilliams7213]

Totally. Pan's labyrinth was great! I bet this would be too.

[@deuceydee3506]

Please don't tell me they scrapped that! I've been holding out for it all this time!

[@DigiDestined558]

​@@deuceydee3506 Nope! Not scraped. I'm here from the future to tell you that though Guillermo Del Toro is not attached there is a new Haunted Mansion movie coming out, directed by Justin Simien (Bad Hair, Dear White People).

[@JoakimOtamaa]

Hell no, Tim Burton has been utter shit after Sleepy Hollow and Big Fish.

[@maeganmonster]

"Would you like a divorce?" SHOTS FIRED

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

No regrets on the high five.

[@LilacDelilahPersonalAccount]

I have some concerns. Also, No regrets as well xD

[@xxxAnaconda69]

none whatsoever!!

[@KattDa]

+Daniel “Hero's Apprentice's Brick” Scharn I have a screen that was perfectly sized to high-five him, so I had to. Then he spoke. And I was disappointed in myself.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Same!

[@jacksonrogers6751]

Daniel Scharn same

[@RosiePosie-el3lj]

Fun fact, Guillermo del Toro has been working on a Haunted Mansion reboot since 2010. Which probably means it'll never see the light of day.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Anon Ymous Yep. It's not seeing the light of day. That may be partly why he made Crimson Peak.

[@micdrop344]

About as likely as happening as Hellboy 3.

[@anubusx]

That would be so awesone.

[@Alejandroigarabide]

They clevery reference it on the Blade 2 review.

[@peterschadenberg9045]

The movie kind of did saw the light of day though, only without Guillermo del Toro. Del Toro doesn't have the best relationship with dollar sign-eyed studios.

[@Mikoyo15]

if a movie needs a remake, its this one

[@wyattalford9064]

Mikoyo15 so does Howard the duck

[@micdrop344]

@@wyattalford9064, no.

[@wyattalford9064]

Mic Drop yes

[@megelizabeth9492]

Personally, I would love to see an animated series based on the ride.

[@iamchristian1129]

They were planning on doing one with Ryan Gosling

[@t4ctical_shovel565]

4:37 did NC just predict Owen Wilson being in the new Haunted Mansion?

[@samuelbarber4154]

Zod is the Phantom of the haunted mansion.

[@wyattalford9064]

Samuel Barber he also made the first porn hub video

[@louisduarte8763]

The Haunted Mansion is the Phantom Zone?

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Was planning to hear zod say to eddie Murphy kneel very much disappointed

[@pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789]

Disney should have remade The Haunted Mansion into an animated movie

[@wyattalford9064]

PinkiePool GamerBrony9 with Donald Trump as the main character

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

wyattalford0 Actually make him the villain, now that’ll make America great again. 😂

[@camomiletea7357]

I feel like it needs a remake for definite but it should be a spooky live action remake

[@saltymisfit6566]

No physical limits, imagination and creativity let loose?? Hell yeah

[@aldosdragonworld.1753]

The HAUNTED MANSION will be indeed the side of horror into the dark side and into the realm of horror films but it is PG-13 and it is HORROR.

[@PeanutXBaby]

"Save it for Shrek 12" hehehe

[@FoxieRoxie365]

Damn they made the last two movies horrible 😖😖

[@PeanutXBaby]

Yup. They sure did.

[@Kreiser_VII]

I noticed it once I saw the 4th... Don't even mention the Ice Age sequels, since that I can't be sold on all Dreamworks' sequels.

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

+Kreiser Ice Age isn't add by Dreamworks. Blue Sky Studios made those atrocities.

[@Kreiser_VII]

+Some Guy Thanks for the correction.

[@bandicootsauce4569]

"Save it for Shrek Twelve." That cracked me up, and probably for all the wrong reasons.

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

7:06

[@kaitlynwinslow3940]

Same

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

Well I can see why it cracked you up Shrek twelve is a pretty great movie that's the movie where Shrek has to go and Shrek the Shrek's from different parts of his timeline from the evil Humpty Dumpty and prince charming who are also getting help from another fairy godmother, and Lord Markiplier I mean Lord Farqwad, it also had three different types of puss in boots 6 Fiona's and 83 different Eddie Murphy's and only 82 of them are from the future it's probably not as good as Shrek one and two but it's still a very great movie

[@bandicootsauce4569]

@@scaryrumpus ...The fuck?

[@cheneethompson5756]

​@@Nightmare-kn6eewhat the fuck are you talking about?

[@WraithOfMan]

Such a missed opportunity to use the line "Kneel before Zod!"...

[@TheAlmightyGameGenie]

4:37 Owen Wilson in the Haunted Mansion... well that's aged well.

[@spiritbx1337]

I did a halfhearted high-five when you asked. Not regretting it.

[@jaccuse4086]

Hey, Jack asks me to high five at the start of every video. I got mad high fiving skillz breh

[@RaspBerryPies]

Dude same XD

[@iyomaticman7116]

I smacked my screen

[@melsnow989]

me too!

[@djjacknifec.t.s.3805]

I high five without regrets

[@abelmantor2449]

That gargoyles skit was hilarious 😂

[@brendanforester4601]

Abel Mantor I am XnenaToes. I am XanaxToast. I am SantaHos. Xanatos! I don't care.

[@amethyst_dawn]

Immediately after I high-fived the screen, he said "If you actually do it, I will be very concerned about you..." Perfect timing.

[@rangerluxray4343]

I know right I did it too

[@petros6013]

Same here

[@darth-severus]

I just did it too..

[@gageperuti5519]

I completely agree with the Critic's on the casting of Madame Leota. They should have used Judy Dench or Angela Lansbury. Or better yet, compete the trio again with the current actress for Maleficent and Lady Tremaine, Susan Blakeslee.

[@henith7850]

I would use cate blanchet.

[@snarkus63]

The Critic hit the nail on the head right out of the gate....Murphy was all wrong for this. But to be fair,I think any comedian would've been wrong for the lead. It's *The Haunted Mansion* ,not *The Zany Adventures Of (insert name here) In The Haunted House* !!! You'd expect the comic lead to give his all in a movie,which is why Murphy didn't work. As a fan of the attraction and its trademark phantasmagoria,that's what I'd expect such a movie to be about. The cast playing the poor hapless mortals who just happened to wander in one day should be expected to take a back seat,story-wise. Take a look at the first *Pirates Of The Caribbean* movie...how many specific references to the actual ride are in it? By contrast,this film went out of its way to cram in as much of the Mansion visuals as they could,hoping the audience would transfer its love for the source material to this movie. It didn't work.

[@sewthernbelle]

snarkus63 maybe it would have been better if they cast a ton of comedians to play the ghosts? Like with the haunted mansions new storyline about the bride being a black widow? Maybe have the ghosts try to save the foolish mortals from the brides wrath? This movie is still a guilty pleasure for me, but I can admit it could be better.

[@megelizabeth9492]

I would really disney to take another stab (pun intended) at this. The haunted mansion is a storytelling engine, with it’s 999 Happy Haunts and just brimming with tantalizing hints of the many dropped plot threads that still managed to make it into the ride, and this is the story they come up with? I mean, come on, you can do better than that.

[@TadCornell]

I high fived the screen three times before you said not to.

[@Kreiser_VII]

Just 3? I think I did it like 10 times or more, no regrets at all.

[@scarletjester8446]

5 times

[@Thechicagoted]

same here

[@michaelolyniec4993]

3

[@dreamoverproductions7654]

I think everyone did.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

"Oh, your two year old is laughing, but you're not!" "BUT YOU'RE NOT!" "Unless you're smoking a gigantic brick of pot!" "BRICK OF POT!" "We're annoying and obnoxious and you probably should have shot us. Please don't hold back then and give us what you've got!" "WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" *Shoots them all* "THANK YOU GOOOO-" *Shoots again*

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Keegan Stormblade *Eddie Murphy laugh*

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

Keegan Stormblade 😂

[@sail4170]

HeHEhEhEhe

[@ScorpioDreamer1984]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AhsokaJackson]

That _Bedknobs and Broomsticks_ reference at 19:04 caught me so off-guard, and just made my day!

[@davina3358]

There are deleted scenes where Gracey's frustrated in the library. Someone said that he was reading occult books to find a way to ressurect Elizabeth and I guess that explains why he was happy to see Sarah.

[@ryanstauffer119]

8:30 Doug wasn’t wrong with that transition. It originally was supposed to lead into a flashback. That opening sequence with the party and the deaths of Elizabeth and Edward was actually supposed to be shown over a narration by Edward as Sara is told the story.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Uninterested Daughter: It does. It wants us to follow it. Mimmicking Uninterested Daughter: I'm acting.

[@ikovader]

They want us to follow it. They DO want us to follow.

[@brendanforester4601]

Oh hai, glowing orb! Let's follow it, huh?

[@TheInfamousGS]

That live-action Gargoyles sketch was simply priceless, i laughed my ass of pretty hard.

[@WillowwoodVA]

lets just pray that never happens though

[@lunabearsong2043]

I watched it as I read this! It was hilarious!

[@Plaugue1122]

Your profile pic is amazing bro. Love the game

[@SirKirk2000]

“Bitch that fuck!”😂

[@_thesleister_626]

Remake this as a stop motion film directed by Tim Burton he is the only man who can get the atmosphere of entire film correct in my opinion

[@DoctorNumber10]

Ehhhhh, I'd prefer Guillermo de Toro. He's supposed to be working on a version of this movie which means we probably won't ever get it.

[@arthas640]

This movie might also need to at least be PG if not PG-13. Up the dark gothic tones instead of neutering the movie

[@reesesfan9521]

Or Henry Selick.

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

_TheSleister _ that would basically be dark shadows with stop motion

[@saltymisfit6566]

That would be fun to see

[@matthewrichards8497]

"Are you laughing yet!?" If they put THAT line in the movie, it would have been ironically funny. That just made my day.

[@braxtonrichins]

The Muppets version is the closest we got to a haunted mansion remake.

[@Kwenspi]

3:34 "Travel sized Chris Rock." Soooo, Kevin Hart?

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

Oh that was good.

[@XanderPGK]

Damn! Lol 😂

[@brendanforester4601]

Lmao!

[@andrewkind2820]

No that's travel sized Chris tucker

[@brendanforester4601]

@@andrewkind2820 "What da hell diju just say?"

[@4sh70nGal]

Can I have Zod preform my wedding? His voice is so weirdly calming.

[@Amalekites]

Perform*

[@tyrant-den884]

IN a movie about a woman who is sort of (maybe?) the reincarnation of an impoverished African-American woman who was murdered for loving a white aristocrat, she is given no character and we focus on her douchy husband. This was written by producers.

[@nifralo2752]

But don't you know women don't see movies only men do. And kids don't see them either. So let's put all the focus on some guy in his business ventures, that's what men want to see. That really suits a haunted house.

[@Obsessor23]

It's called "We wanted to make money and got a hold of Eddie Murphy, and that's about as far as we planned before we started filming"

[@devinsweeting4978]

Producers or THE Producers?

[@arthas640]

Everyone gives Eddie Murphy shit for this movie but all the worst parts of the movie have nothing to do with him

[@LordOfBagels117]

Who knows, maybe in this day and age, we'll get another remake, and this time Disney will better represent the story of oh who the fuck am I kidding I can't say this with a straight face, Disney couldnt pull off a good remake that isn't pretentious or heavy-handed if they were paid millions to do so. We know this because they ARE being paid millions to do so and the results speak for themselves--pretentious, preachy, misandric, hypocritical movies that are teaching all the wrong lessons and never learning from any of them. WTF Disney.

[@henrik971]

4:37 This joke kinda came full circle, cuz now Owen Wilson is in the NEW Haunted Mansion movie (2023) XD

[@gaminggoof1542]

I love that laugh Malcolm makes when he shoots the heads XD

[@ThePa1riot]

Might seem an odd thing to notice but why do none of the ghost characters have Southern accents? They all sound British and it's taking place in Louisiana. Shouldn't at least Gracie himself belt out a "Ah do declare!" at least once?

[@SuperSwordman1]

Anthony Clay You know I never noticed. But you're right. Even if they where a British family, shouldn't there at least be southern staff?

[@magicmaria5632]

Depends on where it takes place in the greater new orleans area (where I live) people really don't have southern accents.

[@Frredster]

Maybe if the southern accent in the film wasn't so stereotypical. Most southerners don't have that stereotypical accent and we really don't need yet another film that makes it seem like we do.

[@friendlyghosthost1830]

MagicMaria * @

[@qrowbranwen8698]

Okay, I was raised in Alabama, and went through Louisiana a million times, no one southern says "Ah do declare." No one!

[@megamovieman101]

I'm ashamed to admit that the singing heads make me chuckle every time.

[@LorrieSmithSTOPANIMALCRUELTY]

In the REAL ride, they are truly AWESOME!

[@burntruffles1556]

admittedly, their singing in this movie was very nice to listen to, but yeah this movie made them annoying.

[@wyattalford9064]

megamovieman101 we all have things we wish we didn't fo

[@gbird.]

Busts

[@megelizabeth9492]

That was the best part of the movie honestly, since that’s the Dapper Dans Cameo.

[@rickeyheard4454]

i high-fived. im gonna die alone...

[@krystal5182]

I high fived too

[@joshuanorth2079]

welcome to the club

[@joshburch37]

Oh cool I'm part of a club now

[@DigitalPorygon2Kanto1998]

+Josh Burch me too

[@Jason_Altea]

Psssshhhh. That's nothin, I did it 17 times! #NoRegrets

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

The scene with the zombies actually was my favorite scene I also enjoyed the scene where they see the ghosts while riding in the carriage

[@swiftstreak98]

Honestly I think Tim Burton should do an animated take on Haunted Mansion

[@joshe8644]

The fact that I remember a time when Eddie Murphy was R-rated and hilarious makes me feel so old.

[@ryanelliott1907]

I remember his standup. So i feel the same.

[@joshmontemayor1212]

He was in Mulan (1998) & that movie got the G-rating. He was also in the Shrek movies & they got the PG-rating.

[@randalgraves6979]

1980-1994 Eddie Murphy is awesome 😎

[@MsBroadway209]

The movie had such a strong opening. It could have been so great. The time and effort that was put into it when you watch the behind the scenes makes me sad to see this flopped with critics. They almost had it, but they fell off with the writing/dialogue the characters were given (and some of the casting). *sigh* That being said, this movie is still one of my guilty pleasures haha!

[@EZRDEN]

Taylor G I feel like the movie could of been better had there been a better script. I feel like Murphy WAS a good choice for the lead. But if I were to change up the movie a bit. Maybe have Murphy do his shtick of playing multiple characters instead of one then I feel like the movie could of been better. One of his previous movies Vampire In Brooklyn has a similar concept to this movie with a lot of horror overtones but still comedy in it. And even though that movie also wasn’t well received, what worked in its favor is that it had Murphy play multiple characters and that made the movie stronger. I feel like that if Haunted Mansion has done this it could of been a bit better.

[@JEM471025]

What made it bad was the bad writing. So the performances all felt forced. It had a good plot. And good actors but the performances were dry cause of bad writing.

[@benjaminmenken5693]

It had its creepy moments, the opening, the zombies, Ramsey's death

[@HORRORINFINITE]

What this movie is amazing in every way

[@Greg-ku7rn]

I actualy high fived :(

[@silasgrimbirse9651]

same here.

[@MichR14]

and me :(

[@aovuenqpcjej3148]

also me

[@crashedfighterproductions]

Me too. We are the 1%!!!!!!

[@aussiekola2370]

I hi-fived. I've seen that movie where that came from.

[@boobeary6480]

Critic: high five me Me: no Critic: come on bro, high five Me: no Critic: put your hand on the screen and high five me Me: fine *high fiv-* Critic: if you actually do that I will be concerned for you Me: ●.●

[@charlietheanteater3918]

4:37 That’s really eerie how Owen Wilson is literally in the new Haunted Mansion movie

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

terence stamp would make a great frollo

[@PhoenixRising87]

If Disney makes a live-action version of their animated Hunchback of Notre Dame (unlikely, but I can dream)...

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

seeing as there making live-action movies of all there animated movies don't cross hunchback off that list yet

[@devinthierault]

He would have made a good villain in Halo...oh wait

[@ericzubyk2329]

I think he was born a dog then transformed into a human at either 4 or 5. That's why he's making dog howl an accent.

[@elementer5617]

I'd prefer Ralph Fiennes.

[@PhoenixHealing]

I wish Critic would review Daddy Day Care so I could see why he hates it so much. I loved it. I have watched it so many times I can quote it.

[@klimmr]

He should review the sequel Daddy Day Camp. 1% on Rotten Tomatoes.

[@wyattalford9064]

PhoenixHealing he hated it because other people hated it

[@bobthebear1246]

Vault_Boi76 Bullshit. He never does that.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

@@wyattalford9064 I hate it to.... Please don't hurt me.

[@cheneethompson5756]

I LOVE that movie! It's one of my childhood favorites!

[@Treyworld]

Kanye as Goliath..... Kill me.

[@taramathews7391]

Honestly general Zod and Murphy are actually friends. They've done 3 movies together and recommended each other 2 times.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

What an odd couple.

[@PetProjects2011]

The Owen Wilson joke aged spectacularly.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Doug Walker pulled a Simpsons there 😂

[@nickcopeland6915]

This was directed by Rob Minkoff, the guy who directed the first two Stuart Little movies and co-directed The Lion King.

[@micdrop344]

.........

[@moviemaniac2159]

Nick Copeland He also directed 2014's "Mr. Peabody and Sherman".

[@jordangerardpotier]

And it still sucks

[@ryanelliott1907]

There were 2 Stuart Little movies? I only remember there being 1.

[@nickcopeland6915]

@@ryanelliott1907 There are three, but Rob Minkoff only directed the first two.

[@OfficialCyaned]

The location where they filmed this movie isn't far from where I live. Even thought this movie wasn't that great, I'm still interested in giving this place a look.

[@almazoe4924]

really? where is it?

[@OfficialCyaned]

alma zoe Sable Ranch, located in Santa Clarita, Ca.

[@birdcheese2770]

when I was 9 those skeleton things in the mausoleum were nightmare fuel for me.

[@fortnightpayday5442]

Hailey Doodles That weren't nightmare fuel for me as a kid because after I seen them I couldn't even sleep. They scared the hec out of me.

[@themoparted2416]

Yep, I had nightmares for days after that.

[@anthonyfox585]

oh jeez I Know right I was like 4 years old I was horrified

[@themetalmaniac7811]

same here.

[@Master_of_Critique]

I refused to watch it as a kid.

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

6:29 *_"Well I brought my career back from the dead several times does that count?"_*

[@jazzreldeguzman]

I just wanna leave this comment and say nostalgia critic predicted owen wilson in a haunted mansion movie

[@itisasecret3370]

"You're my world, my life, my cheeseburger everything!"

[@RhiannonFaylinn]

Lol! Blooper Reel! :)

[@itisasecret3370]

Yup... For some reason my grandfather had it... Idk.

[@lilymoss-yerg9666]

It Is A Secret it was so funny

[@jayblade2000]

IT'S HIS CHEESEBUR-GER, YES HIS CHEESEBUR-GER!

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

jayblade2000 HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU,YEAH HE'LL WAIT FOR YOU! I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought that,lol!

[@mayapeterson3072]

The nostalgia critic as General Zod cracks me up every single time

[@AnnoyingSquib]

I actually liked the scene with the singing busts. I didn't find it funny but I can at least appreciate that it featured the Dapper Dans of Disneyland. I could listen to them sing all day.

[@YallternativeFilms]

Those aren't the dapper dans, they are either the Phantom 5 of Disneyland and Disneyworld or the Sinister 6 of Disneyland Paris...

[@SimpleandPain]

Just came from “The Haunted Mansion” (2023) and it was such a great film. Haven’t been on the ride since I was a young lad but I remember certain elements from it and overall the new Haunted Mansion is worth it.

[@perfectopebenito2640]

Yes, of course.😄😄😄

[@dannysoul0]

He really predicted Owen Wilson in the haunted mansion remake

[@SporkSlayer]

8:48 I absolutely hi-fived the screen. Not because he told me to, but because I also had just said inconceivable.

[@larry9228]

I felt so obligated to do it, if I fought the urge I felt as if I would have died.

[@cheneethompson5756]

I knew the inconceivable lime was coming! Lol!

[@JonathanDorikt]

I see a lot of potential in this i always found the story with the love affair, the poison, the butler all very charming, though i do admit i found this funny and still do today but with more cringe,

[@mercury7d]

In no way am I defending this movie, but I had a Houdini poster in my room as a kid and teen.

[@TZER0]

4:39 Hilarious that Owen Wilson is going to be in the 2023 reboot.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

WOW

[@moniquemiller7739]

How long did it take for Malcolm to perfect Eddie Murphy's laugh? Cause it was spot on and had me crying laughing 🤣

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"I am Santahose."

[@fc43]

“I am Xanaxtoast.”

[@childecamehome7149]

I am not necessary

[@BB-fy8kn]

Why does everyone hate on Eddy Murphy? I... just don't get it.

[@ben_dover97]

he’s just one of those people that are easy to hate like hitler and justin bieber. do people make them look more hateable than they should be yes but most people don’t like both... also people tend to judge celebrities off their social lives so murphy must of done something as hate-able as what bieber or hitler did. i for one don’t care for his social life what he does behind the camera is his own business as long as it’s not on the news... or written in history books i don’t nor should anyone care what celebrities do in their social life.

[@snarkus63]

I don't hate him. He's made good movies. But this wasn't one of them. And as a fan of the ride,this wasn't even right for him.

[@supermariofan03]

Nobody hated him...in the 80s and somewhat in the 90s. It’s the 2000s that left us asking what happened.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

BB1 115 I don’t think it’s hate - I think people see his career as disappointing. He went from an excellent stand up comic to a so-so actor picking terrible projects

[@darthgriffin7741]

I like him but it seems like he plays the same damn character every movie. Though I guess that’s more his agent’s fault than his own.

[@aii5748]

That Gargoyles trailer was so awesome. But I hope it never happens in real life. 😆

[@Siarosebell]

4:39 Ironically, Owen Wilson is starring in the new 2023 Haunted Mansion.

[@thatguyfromthatthing2476]

4:37 Did...did Doug predict Owen Wilson in a Haunted Mansion movie 8 years before the new movie? 😳

[@GhostRiderCash]

i high fived the screen...

[@isobelduncan]

same

[@8BallScience]

I think everyone did, because I did too.

[@JiJ1511]

didn't we all

[@r3dh00dlum]

Yeah

[@Milklover-p4g]

We all did

[@Lemonaidz7]

I heard that they’re gonna make another Haunted Mansion Movie and I hope that this one will be more creepy

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Banana Person I think that was canceled years ago. Del Toro, who was set to write and direct, then took some of his ideas for the movies and made Crimson Peak.

[@Jdsteele96]

I died at "we then transition via shit eating grin" and "what a world of maybe a child size hand of possibilities!"

[@gamemediafan1714]

If I remember correctly, Guillermo Del Toro worked on a script for a remake of this movie for Disney. But from what I've looked up, Disney wanted to control the entire production and Del Toro isn't the type of filmmakers to take that shit, so the project got cancelled. From what I've also heard, Del Toro took the original ideas he made up for his Haunted Mansion remake and utilized them for Crimson Peak.

[@daneeckhart4029]

Edward: “Do you believe in ghosts”? Mabel: “I believe you’re a big dork”.

[@ShiddyShad808]

I high fived the screen just as you said you would be concerned if I did.

[@GaryLamb2020]

lmao. I was seconds from doing it myself

[@themeatman6984]

+Rashad Almomani i did it..... no regrets

[@codyisnumb]

I also did it...

[@alexwick3867]

Yep. Same.

[@sankyasrinivasan3385]

I was about to do it but immediately stopped when he said "I would be concerned about you"

[@air03man]

Why critic didn't review "haunted mansion" on "nostalgia-ween" ?

[@childecamehome7149]

is it scary? no.

[@wyvernnemecek595]

I was just 'bout ready to go batshit when they said they're makin' a Gargoyles movie 'til I thankfully realized that it was a joke.

[@phoenixwarrior100]

there have been talks to do a live action Gargoyles movie but it's in development hell now

[@wyvernnemecek595]

As much as I loved the show, Hollywood whores out everything and ruins it 80% o' the time. I'd lose all hope in movies if I lost that part of my childhood

[@lunayoshi]

...Harry Potter was an _adaptation_, not a remake, but we know what you meant.

[@alexandrajackson7386]

The same director who adapted Harry Potter adapted Percy Jackson. It was awful, and I lost any faith I had in him.

[@phoebelajoie5466]

This movie was such an opportunity lost. I want to see the Haunted Mansion as a Gothic horror epic so scary you can't ever watch it at night. That Gargoyles advert was an epic burn. 🔥🔥

[@m.c.ufan1019]

14:38 I stepped in a 40s cartoon sound effect! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KombatGod]

8:52 lol I actually did it the first time. (and now again :P )

[@dooplon5083]

How concerning! :)

[@DjMheu]

+KrossoverGod I did this too , months ago

[@maybenotserious]

+KrossoverGod me too and i was fucking laughing my ass off xD

[@nslk748]

Me too

[@maximk9964]

+KrossoverGod Me too, it was very worthy of a high five

[@ocallaghandesign]

I love the "Damn, I love my job" look he gives the camera at 23:24

[@elphaba4674]

Why is your Eddie Murphy impression so spot on! Lol!!

[@morningowl43]

4:03 every Uber driver ever when you accidentally close their door a little too hard

[@popoutstudios5227]

My favorite parts!!! 5:16 I'm hunting wabbits hahahahahahaha 10:39 I'm trying to out tucker Chris tucker!!!!!!!! 15:13 channel awesome take on the singing heads. 18:52 howling dog = accent. 19:03 shacoona trucking mcoydies a-hole!!

[@jordandill7863]

anyone else high-five the screen?

[@louisduarte8763]

I did, just before he said "I'd be very concerned about you, and it still felt good. I apologize for nothing!

[@cheneethompson5756]

I did! No regrets!

[@dericanight861]

4:41 HOW. HOW THE F**K DID YOU PREDICT “Owen Wilson” in HAUNTED MANSION?!? Annnd Gargoyles being made into a movie. 🤦‍♂️

[@jakemitchell1132]

Every time I see scenes like at 16:15 I just think about thats scene from Scary Movie 2 where Brenda basically thinks Cindy is stupid for running away from a skeleton. Like seriously just kick them, their nothing but bones.

[@HlootooThunderhammer]

Agreed. It's also one of the funniest scenes in the whole franchise. Right next to that guy cocking a friggin _shovel_ .

[@RocketRcn947]

The Haunted Mansion should’ve been directed by Tim Burton, and only Tim Burton. So far he’s been known to make dark, whimsical stories to life. Just because he would’ve casted Johnny Depp and all the other reoccurring actors, the movie would’ve still been good. The husband in the beginning of the movie who claims they want a divorce, he comes off as a real dick and a person I always wanted to just give him lights out with an overdose of sleeping medicine. Edit: At scene 4:27 I kept expecting to see Count Olaf burst into the room, and yell in a gritty voice, saying: “Where’s my fortune, Baudelaire orphans? I want my ENORMOUS fortune! And you will give it to me now!”

[@h193013]

If Tim Burton directed Madame Leota would have been played by Helena Bonham Carter. That would have been cool.

[@joeykette6834]

15:14 That one made me laugh so hard.