Children of the Corn - Nostalgia Critic

Stephen King combines killer kids and corn, because they go so well together?
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[@hellonurd8957]

I have a co-worker named Malakai. & yes whenever he asks me something my direct respone is "Question not my word Malakai, I am the giver of his word."

[@pixel5708]

That is amazing!

[@ethansmall581]

Hello!Nurd is your name Isaac? If so that would be awesome

[@MissJukeBox8]

Hello!Nurd Interesting. I would like to meet this Malakai.

[@victorbarraza4910]

ok that's awesome hahahahah

[@hellonurd8957]

Isaac Munger He's tired of your talk Isaac!

[@TheLucipurr]

corn itself isn't scary, but cornfields can play into people's fear of the unknown if done right in a movie

[@starwars4427]

Your not allowed to watch him he needs to be mine sorry fam

[@TheLucipurr]

Riley Carpenter my comment got more +1s than yours so i outrank you :P

[@Augustimentio7002]

+lucipurr___ Like the beginning of Jeepers Creepers 2, in that scene where The Creeper is hiding as a scarecrow and takes away the farmer's younger son! (Yes, I know people say that JP2 is less good than the first one, but I still thought it was an entertaining and sometimes scary flick!)

[@DragicaOfficial]

+lucipurr___ I liked your comment because of your awesome nickname (a friend of mine has this whole thing where she changes all black metal song's lyrics to lucipuuurrrr and cat-related puns), then I went to your channel and saw you liked the latest jackask episode... so I like you even more B|

[@TheLucipurr]

+Demi Montoya that jackask and his donald trump YIAY are probably my favorite of his more recent videos lmao,,, alsO YGS 100 HY pE

[@fallingasleepaswespeak]

"he wants you too, malakai." is honestly a such a good line like not for its writing but its delivery and placing

[@Mondo1178]

I met the director of this film and asked him “did Linda do this before or after Terminator?” He said “before, we were watching a work print and she told me she got a job for movie about Arnold playing a robot from the future, I said that’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard, proves how smart I am” Fritz was great to work with.

[@stupididiot4034]

Funniest story I've even heard.

[@ShadowSonic2]

Arnold himself said something like that, when he was doing Conan the Barbarian he had a new movie: "Some stupid shit about robots".

[@vincentvorse]

"You got no gas, you got no diesel, you got no phone, you don't even got any of the original Blues Brothers. So unless you got a dead Amish kid stinking up your trunk count me the fuck out!"

[@christopherskipper9737]

*Slow clap*

[@jonlogi8]

+CARL leads to big round of applause

[@TheLovelessGamer]

+Ginger kid in pain Stands up and wildly cheers

[@davidtoth8975]

Haha, well done good Sir!

[@brymer65]

+James Michel for some reason i read that in Chris tucker's voice.

[@almesivamoonshadow8805]

So, Isaac is basically like a mix between Darkheart from Care Bears, Joffrey from The Game of Thrones and Linus from The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. With a dash of Damien from the Omen.

[@TDProductions182]

And don't forget Eric Cartman!

[@aidanproductoins4]

Don't you mean DAAAAAAAAAAAAARKHEART?

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

+Almesiva Moonshadow YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Dude, you beat me to it! XD

[@Ellie_R.]

And nevel from Icarly

[@JaelinBezel]

+Haruhi Fujioka Ah yes, that voice and speech pattern are oddly similar.

[@sweettanner6752]

The kid screaming,” Nobody’s looking! Nobody’s looking!” Gawd! Could you be any more more of spilling the secret? 🙄

[@maneckineckbeard1749]

Sweet Tanner I’d forgotten that part. Now that I have kids of my own, it reminds me of when a toddler “hides” by putting their head behind the couch and screaming “YOU CAN’T SEE MEEEE!”

[@anonymousdude8184]

Talk about spilling the BEANS

[@TheALPHA1550]

How adorable.

[@pathetic2399]

They wanted him to die

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂

[@davemoore2917]

'Amish mafia leader' 3 words i never thought I'd hear

[@0flyswatter0]

Isn't there a reality show with Amish mafia?

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂

[@Simonporter89]

Amish mafia sounds like a Cohen brothers dark comedy

[@lexiwexiwoo]

Doesn't a legit Amish Mafia exist? ...organized crime if quilts and furniture. Blackmailing one another with being shunned.

[@TheKorfish]

@@0flyswatter0 yes

[@andresesqueda1424]

"why does the sacrifice include turning yourself into Eric Cartman ?" fuckkkkk I laughed so damn hard at that, my neighbors complained hahahaha

[@largeandmildlythreateningr2966]

although corn is arguably not scary at all, cornfields are kind of viscerally creepy, there are SO many stories about monsters living in cornfields. from growing up alone I remember he who walks among the rows, the edge of the woods and lots of others

[@EdieBird]

A couple time, I've been trying to find a place I was going to buy livestock and had to drive down a narrow road just etched in between cornfields. At sunset. AND being so far out in the middle of nowhere, my GPS signal just vanished. At least my husband was along for the ride. Not terrifying but very unsettling!

[@Lishadra]

Not to mention cornfields are usually in the middle of nowhere in the country. That makes it way scarier.

[@chayden153]

Cornfields are just naturally horrifying like forests

[@tobinclark8071]

I haven’t seen the movie all the way through, but the short story makes corn scary. Your are blind. You are in the domain of He Who Walks Behind The Rows. He is coming.

[@Sakraida82]

@@tobinclark8071nd the ending isn't happy at all.

[@solasista5661]

That Isaac kid sounds like Invader Zim at times.

[@gianinabadami5341]

Yeah in the voice Zim uses his "Victory!/Ingenious!" every time he speaks

[@m56214]

Nah he sounds like Nevel from iCarly and Fred Figglehorn

[@solasista5661]

@@m56214 Haha, he don't sound THAT bad. XD

[@necasperaterent29386]

"Whoah, dude! Let not the flesh pollute the corn!" Cracks me up every time :D

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂

[@kenanlemener3861]

@@questworldiangreenknight7455 mr.Roosevelt, i thought you were dead

[@christianpowell9387]

you can tell the actors who played the children had a lot of fun

[@chayden153]

Right?!

[@evillemperor5447]

OUTLAAAANDER!!!

[@kiashangovender5221]

Especially this 16:05

[@acemarvel1564]

They must be big fans of Steven kings book

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Who can blame them?!😂😂😂😂

[@psychoticnightmare4457]

They never talked about the kid in the couple's trunk again. What happened to him? Lol.

[@Big-Sexy]

Lol every time I watch the movie I forget about the kid.

[@psychoticnightmare4457]

+Big Sexy I know, right?

[@StriderOwO]

He became one with the corn.

[@serpentsepia6638]

He's still in the trunk, rotting.

[@ThreadBomb]

Yeah, I was going to ask this question. They just left the kid in the trunk? I guess they don't have to worry about the cops asking questions, seeing as they never noticed the mass murder that happened.

[@jtoland2333]

"Tom Cruise's initiation into Scientology!" I lost it there!

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bocephus2005]

Isaac sounds like nevel from icarly.....if you don't know who that is then look him up he really dose sound like Isaac

[@rogue7723]

I totally hear that now.

[@darth-severus]

I can't unhear it now 🤣

[@Jabungothemungo]

He sounds a bit like Allan from mighty med

[@etch_A_sketch]

You’re right! Also their both pricks

[@cbrianmcguire]

You know what's crazy? Their are 7 sequels to this, yes 7!!!!! Children of the Corn (1984) Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993) Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999) Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001) Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)

[@cbrianmcguire]

+ Brian McGuire And a SYFY tv film.

[@kiruna9377]

+ Brian McGuire why is genesis the most recent one?

[@artdude667]

+ Brian McGuire "The Final Sacrifice" Mmmmmmmyep

[@kissarmy305]

And in Isaac's Return i kid you not, the same actor that played Isaac in part one came back to reprise his role as Isaac XD. i guess he needed some money XD.

[@tylerrainone7327]

I hated the last 2

[@ZachTheUnholy]

"Telling the Rock to not look at a paper cut or he'll pass out." Well, Paper does beat Rock, so that's understandable.

[@ollienix3285]

Zacharia Fincher lol I didn't even think of that 😂🤣😂

[@tweektweak2530]

Heh

[@shelliblossom8953]

Wanna know why paper beats rocks i saw a tree that broke a rock in half

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Justine Padilla Like Mary Dahl from Batman?

[@katherineheasley6196]

Oh, well done! Well done! I genuinely applaud you!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

3:06 so the girl we later find out is psychic starts drawing pictures of the horrible things happening after the town gets butchered? Wouldn’t it flow better if she started drawing pictures before it all happened?

[@tristanhartup4936]

Exactly

[@kaylizzie7890]

Corn actually can be scary. The feeling of claustrophobia and hopelessness when you get lost in a field of corn can be terrifying. I kind of imagined the entity in the corn field to be some kind of old world god, like the scarecrow in the first season of Supernatural.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Yes. Corn isn't scary, but cornfields can be.

[@HungryHunter]

Question: Is the dead child still in the back of the car?

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

+HungryHunter She didn't die. She was just out cold. They likely left before she woke back up.

[@HungryHunter]

Kiernan Howell-MacKinley i mean the child in the begining that was run over. May i miss something did i?

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

HungryHunter Oh, yeah. They left him there.

[@HungryHunter]

Kiernan Howell-MacKinley ugly plothole and fun for the local police...

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

HungryHunter I think those kids killed the police.

[@larsstoerloes6619]

He was actually 25 years old? Woah.. Well, he did seem a bit eloquent and "grown up" for an actual child..

[@a1z158]

I honestly had that effect on people when I was younger

[@accomplisheddiplomat4091]

@@a1z158 Shut up.

[@kendallbellors6102]

I agree with you big time there 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@jaydenjohnstone3821]

I watched it in the 3rd period instead of class i find it good

[@dreamworkmakestheteamwork9975]

hey im eloquent and grown up as a thirteen year old i grew up watching and loving saun connery movies AND BELIEVE ME THATS NOT aN EASY feAT i also like bethoven mozart dressing in suits and leading a gang of chid mafia and and thats not a lie we deal candy on the corners of streets and back alleys and do drivebys with nerf guns its fun

[@MollyOKami]

"As a former member of the Church of the Magic 8-Ball, I must say don't knock it until you try it. They're actually quite organized."

[@troywright359]

Ask again later

[@bandicootsauce4569]

"Are you rewriting the whole thing or just the parts that suit your needs?" That question defines modern religion perfectly.

[@thewarden1398]

This comment has been brought to you by someone who's invested only a passing glance into this thing that's older than sex. Surely all those billions of predecessors had no clue what they were doing, and my nonexistent expertise on the subject makes me an adequate judge of the topic.

[@ullenlaishram]

@@thewarden1398 Religion is older than sex? My friend, doing drugs is bad for you especially your brain.

[@awobbie.3140]

Ullen Laishram: His delivery was kinda dumb, but he makes a good point. Countless people both modern and historic were a part of these religions. Even the ones that are wrong aren’t complete idiots.

[@thewarden1398]

@@ullenlaishram pardon my late response, I never got a notification for your reply. To answer your comment, yes indeed older than sex ASSUMING that one of the religions is right. I'm Christian, but ask any hindu, muslim, pantheonic, or any other religion, and by necessity they'll all tell you that God(s) have to come before man. Now even if 20,000 years of contemplation and logical reasoning as to the metaphysical aspects of the human origin have lead to a %100 fail that only now in our enlightened state we've managed to rectify (see the above comment for my opinion of that perspective), I'm pretty certain that the timeline for the first humping and belief in god(s) was pretty close. Since such afterglow enhancers like cigarettes, televisions and cars to drive away in weren't around yet, he very likely had to talk to his partner post porking, which means that he had no choice but to contemplate the abstract hypotheticals thrust upon his befuddled, post-coitis brain, like "where do YOU think we come from, honey?". It's only a theory but it's as good a one as any.

[@lethargictroll6788]

@@thewarden1398 Religion is man made. Can't have man unless man's parents had sex. Sex is older than religion.

[@ToiletClogger1945]

Children of the Corn Flakes

[@masterblaster4220]

ToiletClogger1945 Scary cereal sounds

[@richiesahlin6409]

I guess that they're CEREAL killers..

[@mirandawinters9045]

Richie Sahlin Good one, mate!

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

Screw that I want some sugar frosted nightmare....

[@fraynevliegenthart6112]

#me

[@Dancergirl600]

Isaac reminds me of Nevel from ICarly

[@morgangobin6550]

"So take you his life, and spill his blood. We shall make him rue the day he chose to defy us!"

[@kass_iopeia5858]

+Dancergirl600 I'm a fan of this comment.

[@RedVelvetyJess]

+Dancergirl600 Yes! Exactly what I was thinking the whole review lol

[@TheKorfish]

sounds like it too.

[@RedVelvetyJess]

David Sadowski exactly! Especially his laughs and screams lol

[@andrewwalker1251]

Favorite trope: drunk dad or unexplained psychic child

[@m0onm0th]

So the shining?

[@spacecowboy3569]

@@m0onm0th Best of both worlds

[@Jazker_da_thief]

@@m0onm0th oh god it's true xd

[@teamrocket1040]

Drunken psychic child

[@ethanchapman5066]

“The corn! Mmm yes corn, mmmmmm mighty tasty.” -Isaac 2015

[@stephenmarco2927]

Hey Isaac, you're scaring the little girl!

[@morgangobin6550]

Scaring the little GIRL?!

[@BrinaFlautist]

+Morgan Gobin LADY!!!

[@TheCorrodedMan]

+BrinaFlautist I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUISNESS MEETING AT NINE O CLOCK!!!!

[@stephenmarco2927]

redemption's messenger AND I FORBID YOU!!!!!!!!

[@BrinaFlautist]

ASK ME ABOUT TIME! ASK MEEEEEEE!!

[@thekubzscouts]

Couldnt stop laughing at the children of the cornflakes

[@glideo]

+Kubz Scouts Ayy lmao. Didn't expect to see you here Jay.

[@thekubzscouts]

Love NC, didn't expect to see you either lol

[@cuddlecakes7153]

"Kids, don't listen to him this week..." *Gunshots* That's my favorite part. Lol!

[@TheMohamoud60]

> The feels when you see NC has released a new review 😄 >The feels when you see Jay in the comments section 😁

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

+Kubz Scouts Doug's acting scared me i ^ i. He needs a movie deal.

[@teirdalin]

"the dude does have 'mad' talent" Mad has quotations around it in the subtitles. lol

[@Joeyd1184]

the explosion looks like the pringles mustache guy with his eyes closed

[@AlexisMitchell87]

This movie traumatized me as a child. I’m in my thirties and still get nervous if I pass a field at night.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Don't move to the friggin midwest. It's EVERYWHERE.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

I get nervous around children in general. Seriously children scare the heck out of me!!!

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Get nervous at baseball fields?

[@jeffbrehove2614]

*shudders* So much dietary fiber!

[@AKSourGod]

😂😂😂

[@patrickgarvey5739]

Issac is totally Joffrey. He even looks like him.

[@andrewkind2820]

Not him

[@patrickgarvey5739]

I know it's not the actor just really reminds me of him.

[@gabe718]

+Patrick Garvey What if Isaac is the reincarnation of Joffrey?

[@RufusDraconem]

Same, I always thought the same, but I guess not :/

[@osriccauldwyn]

+Patrick Garvey Actually, Isaac is cousin It...

[@seinfeldpoop6644]

I find it especially creepy due to the fact that it’s an abandoned town in the middle of nowhere and all the buildings are filled with dead corn and creepy paintings

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

3:10 wouldn’t it make more since if the sister drew the pictures before the killing happened? You know a clever way of showing she can see the future.

[@Instiinx]

The person who plays Issac (John Salapatek aka John Franklin) is my screenwriting and English teacher, and he's even better in person

[@morgangobin6550]

Really? Someone else in this comment section has him for a teacher too. They said that they'd show him this review and post a comment saying what he thought of it...they haven't yet. :(

[@Instiinx]

Morgan Gobin I'm really close with him haha, i'll ask him tomorrow

[@morgangobin6550]

Sooo.... Did he say anything yet?

[@Instiinx]

Morgan Gobin We are actually watching this movie right now in screenwriting xD And he says that other students have asked him, but he hasn't watched this

[@morgangobin6550]

+Sus Yayo Oh, what a coincidence! That must be interesting, hearing about a movie from someone who actually played a part in it. Do keep me posted ;)

[@masonallen3961]

9:37 In King's original screenplay for Children of the Corn there was a lot more emphasis and explanation on how Issac convinced the children to rise up and kill all the adults. But it was rewritten so much by screenwriter George Goldsmith that King only received a story credit.

[@TacomasterStudios]

Okay, but in the treatment, how DID he do that

[@MrAkatsuki42]

This is probably my favorite nostalgiaween episode because of the homage to goosebumps and the video is hilarious as well.

[@jamiehartley4218]

And correct, all of us who grew up with it are introducing it to our kids. Although I had all kinds of goosebumps stuff, that my mom bought me at TARGET, so I dare say it was still pretty profitable even back in the day

[@noemis871]

🤣🤣😂 why does he sound like Lucas Cruikshank from the Fred show!!!!? 16:43

[@NotaCatGirll]

I really liked the sequel, Teens of the Soybeans

[@Savage_JuiceBox_OnsaidYouTubeg]

lol

[@cherylolsen7619]

my personal favorite is elders of the pumpkins

[@horrorlandhorror16]

But don't forget Babies of the Oatmeal!

[@MrOrangehorseman]

I prefer Adults of the Carrots.

[@dr.redacted_]

What about the Grandmas of Cranberry Hill?

[@vashvana]

Kid Of The Corn 2: The Corn Is Popped Kid Of The Corn 3: Rise Of The Popcorn Kid Of The Corn 4: Popcorn V.S. Corn Kid Of The Corn 5; We're running out of ideas.

[@HaleCommissar]

Patrick Star The not so Smooth criminal That's when you reboot it and just call it Children of the Corn again to fuck up people's filing systems.

[@nightkreecher]

kid of the corn 6: popcorn word.... (movie maker: are you kidding me popcorn word)

[@ovahlord1451]

Kid Of The Corn 7: corn tendency Kid Of The Corn 8: corndust crusaders Kid Of The Corn 9: corn is unbreakable Kid Of The Corn 10: corneo vento Kid Of The Corn 11: Corn ocean Kid Of The Corn 12: corn field run Kid Of The Corn 13: cornlion

[@ewkak.8470]

OVAH Lord Kid of the corn 14: how it all started Kid of the corn 15: the squeal to the prequel Kid of the corn 16: the remake of the remake of the squeal Kid of the corn 17: ... Teen of the corn: Adult of the corn: Elderly of the corn:

[@Zach_king-np1vz]

21 dead of the corn

[@claireabel7994]

I love this movie. There’s something about organized religion gone wrong that just really creeps me out

[@americaroleplayer]

Probably because all a cult is is a religion gone wrong and they can be EXTREMELY powerful. Just look at Mormonism.

[@pallyboy6005]

Sorry to inform, but those blind faith murders and torment of innocents is a *Feature* and not a *bug*

[@pallyboy6005]

​@@americaroleplayer Or Scientology; or Christianity or Islam~ xD

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

​@pallyboy6005 I would say certain branches of Christianity and Islam. Christianity almost moreso because conservatives constantly try to rewrite the entire country to fit their desires(you know, desite the founding fathers they constantly point to setting up the country to be a separation of church and state to avoid what England had become at the time). Christianity itself isn't really the issue, it's the people who act like they're christians when clearly knowing nothing about their religion and just use it to blindly spread hate. They ignore the love thy neighbor shit and pretend they know what's in the bible, cherrypick what they want regardless of how it's contradicted in later passages, or literally have just never read it. There's a reason I'm still christian but refuse to go to church lol Scientology should not be considered a religiob because it's literally just a cult designed to scam and abuse its members.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

I know what you mean.

[@JanSternicki]

"Casper the friendly explosion" that was my biggest laugh in this month

[@doomguy8324]

Nostalgia Critic, I gotta say... I didn't think I would like your channel...But after yesterday, I haven't stopped watching it. I've even subscribed-and if you do a greatest hits compilation, that Children of the Corn commercial has got to be in it. My eyes are still watering!

[@ChannelAwesome]

+DooM Guy 83 Thanks for watching!

[@Gam3rLove]

+Channel Awesome The reviews themselves are very well done but the added comedy is what really makes me love it

[@oscarsamaniego2048]

+Nikolas Lashbrook i think he dislikes all of the "movie" movies, watch his video "Is parody dead?", he talks about them a little bit

[@racklin1672]

I thought the same

[@tumble0weed]

i love his videos too. went through a month of watching his videos like a series. i'm not sure what it is. he has a very .. unique comedy to him. But the best part to me is the comfort atmosphere to his videos.

[@itsRedBeard47]

just imagine Issac walking into a bar or stripclub.

[@kalebsantos-felgenhauer1631]

Wouldn't he just get kicked out in a few seconds

[@itsRedBeard47]

Kaleb Santos-felgenhauer lol they probably think he got a fake id

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

*Issac* : "How dare you not let me stuff dollar bills down Crystals thong. Your death will be worst than the last."

[@itsRedBeard47]

Rafael Trivino I read your comment in his voice XD

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

XB0X Hahahahahaha. I forgot I wrote that.

[@Dr.DagNabit]

16:06 That's some high quality acting

[@mrkat1999]

14:10 best cereal commercial ever

[@BanditIncorporated]

Isaac, the original Joffrey. He even kinda looks like him too :D

[@TheCosmicNemesis]

Hey Bandit, didn't know you watched NC.

[@adamman9565]

+Cosmic Movie Nerd me neither

[@YankeesFan0620]

When I first watched this review, Isaac definitely reminded me of Joffrey. He even sounds like him.

[@MisterTutor2010]

His death wasn't as cool as Joffery's :( :)

[@Ashleymfranklin1990]

Yea if they put blonde hair on him they would be twins

[@dragondan244]

I have and overwhelming desire to worship corn

[@kabob0077]

I have an overwhelming desire to worship tiberium.

[@kabob0077]

jeremy ray OUR LIVES FOR KANE!

[@kabob0077]

jeremy ray DOWN WITH GDI!

[@bolbistroganovsky1749]

+jeremy ray no... ALL HAIL BOLBI! SLAP SLAP SLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP. SLAP SLAP SLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP!

[@basilisgkotsis4042]

if the corn in to the warhammer 40000 series. call this corn is the corn chaos , let the galaxy corned

[@matthewkonerth5913]

5:58 "It's like telling the Rock not be afraid of a papercut, its weird." But...paper covers rock...

[@mrcritical6751]

If it was The Rock from Jumanji he’d probably have a heart attack from it

[@draken287]

The explosion at the end kinda looks like the Pringles man

[@pauliether.c.guy.3349]

draken287 omg dude you Io

[@TheMuchSwagDoge]

I actually want Sugar Frosted Children of the Corn Flakes to be a thing

[@wariot707]

Sounds like a ridiculous parody, no offense.

[@BillyBob-fz4bo]

@@wariot707 aren't all parodies ridiculous in a way????

[@wariot707]

@@BillyBob-fz4bo yes, and I completely forgot I replied to this comment.

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

Issac reminds me of the bad kid from sharkboy and lavagirl

[@brendanforester4601]

Shoulderpads-mcgee He's like Linus/Minus genetically spliced with Joffery.

[@blackearl7891]

He reminds me of a younger ben Shapiro

[@Mr3DLC]

@@brendanforester4601 yeah Isaac reminds me of joffrey

[@mayalynch]

@@Mr3DLC A tiny brunet Joffrey

[@ravensquires9843]

NO I DID NOT! MR. ELECTRIC HAVE HIM TAKEN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!!!!

[@SasuNaruL0vR80]

5:05 it sounds like a creepy chorus saying "COOKIES! MILK AND COOKIES!" XD

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

I’m seriously hearing them say that too 😂

[@KitKat4Christ]

"Here's Corny!!!!! " 😂😂😂😂

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Just why?!!!😂😂😂😂

[@nothinghandle]

Isaac is basically Joffrey but with less sex and more belief

[@arachnesakura9375]

So joffrey if he lived long enough to meet the high sparrow?

[@commanderjason7786]

@@ellameyer8151 Joffrey is a character in Game of Thrones who...well, let's just say "asshole" wouldn't even begin to describe how bad he is.

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@commanderjason7786 to be fair its implied he was insane from the moment he was born due to being a product of tincest though i dont belive thats how that works insanity is strange in game of throwns you can be born insane or be born with a timer that ticks down till you randomly become complety insanse plus the fact some how insansity can also be inherited

[@scotch1993]

I like to image that Isaac is a Ben Shapiro meme that came to life and got mixed with Chemical X from the Power Puff Girls.

[@Hunghover]

Joffrey was one of the least sexualized characters on the show

[@vlweb3d]

WOW - HE WAS 25 YEARS OLD ??? I thought he was a teenager.

[@CasaiAgicap]

+Johann Schmidt// Red Skull I mean It's a costume. You can make a baby wear a suit if it's relevant to the scene. And you can make a 25-year old naked as long as it works.

[@scottsmith9813]

Is it me or does he kinda look like joffery?

[@Binary911]

+Scott smith I was convinced it was Geofrey when he was a kid

[@luckyDancer100]

I had no idea this was Stephen King

[@ChadrickThundercrocks]

The wounded warrior portion at the very end amazing, thank you for bringing awareness to this

[@Ysckemia]

Isaac looks and sounds like a perfect Jeoffrey Baratheon prototype.

[@Nev1esomnia]

Omg he does! 😂

[@ThatDangerousWolf]

Underrated comment - the part where he is screaming and threatening Malachi was so reminiscent of the riot in King’s Landing when Joffrey is yelling “Kill them! Kill them all I COMMAND IT!”

[@Ysckemia]

@@ThatDangerousWolf who knows, maybe the actor took some inspiration from that movie :)

[@JoshSweetvale]

He's LITERALLY the guy both Cartman and Joffrey are based on!

[@Ysckemia]

@@JoshSweetvale oooh i haven't thought of Cartman!! :D

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Look up the Stephen King Universe theory. According to it, the villain in almost all of his books is "IT" in a different form.

[@mikelomez9313]

Mr. Snarky Come to think of it, that does kinda add up

[@jeremycarnes1656]

Wait...what? Where did you hear that? He Who Walks Behind The Rows is Randall Flagg, who is an incarnation of Nyarlathohotep from the Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos. He appears in the Dark Tower as the Man in Black. The Crimson King, the Good Man, the finger in the drain, these things aren't Pennywise/Bob Grey.

[@retosius7962]

for most of them, with how pennywise is just an incarnation of evil, it's likely true.

[@qwertybear.7120]

THATS WHY ITS ALL IN MAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mergieismoronic]

+Mr. Snarky And in The Tommyknockers It appeared in a sewer.

[@BigLee1901]

When you showed the cowboy kid show host going on to the Isaac commercial, you just gave me a theory of the situation of these kids being brainwashed being similar to the IT remake when Pennywise was using a kid show to convince Henry Bowers to "KILL THEM ALL!", Maybe Pennywise really is He Who Walks Behind The Rows and he used the same strategy on Malachai and the others

[@HououMinamino]

"Oh no! They'll fill me with dietary fiber!" As someone with Crohn's Disease, that is actually scary to me. Fiber and my digestive system are not friends. Other than that, I think the only way corn can be scary is that it's probably terrifying to get lost in a cornfield. Also, that fake 90s cereal commercial was spot-on.

[@witchplease9695]

that kid is 25? you gotta be shitting me. How did he find the fountain of youth

[@ThePyrotroll]

Through a horrible medical condition. Lol

[@witchplease9695]

ThePyrotroll Oh...now I feel like an asshole

[@williamstark9568]

+Des If it makes you feel any better, this exchange was hilarious to read. But I AM an asshole sooooo...

[@spindalis79]

+Des I think he has the same disease Emmanuel Lewis (Webster) has.

+spindalis79 Most likely. Gary Coleman had it and the actor (forgot his name) who plays Brick on The Middle has it too.

[@rackroll4405]

Amish mafia leader Isaac was pretty great casting

[@anarchicpancake2840]

5:20 "but our two main characters are there to save the- * kid gets ran over * - that could have Gone better "

[@Dreigonix]

PSA to everyone just coming across this: Isaac’s Extreme Haunted House is actually real. Look up Russ McKamey and McKamey Manor. TL;DR is he’s a torturer disguised as a haunted house operator and he is only now getting exposed.

[@bananatiergod]

You know what's crazy? NC wasn't joking. Issac's actor, John Franklin, WAS 25 in this movie. That's nuts! O_O

[@DigiRangerScott]

+O.R. Studios And you know what's crazier? He's now an English teacher in California. One of his students commented that she was gonna show the review to him. Thread's gone now but still

[@bananatiergod]

Seriously? XD I wonder if he saw it!

[@DigiRangerScott]

O.R. Studios That depends. I mean by the time she commented last night school was out for the day, even in California. it's a 3 PM PT upload, and that's pretty much after a regular high school day. It's right now 7:21 AM Pacific Time. At my first high school (in NY) the first bell is 7:28 and we don't know when her English class is, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't shown him yet

[@DigiRangerScott]

Anarchistnation02 Very true. Don't know why I didn't think of that

[@morgangobin6550]

+Scott Sandler Well, whenever and however she shows him, that's still pretty freaking cool! Who knows, maybe it'll lead to a collaboration or something. Probably not, but you never know.

[@smeghead3471]

Fun fact: the fear of corn is Kalampokiphobia

[@aguynamelex3146]

Thats and actual fear

[@Ratciclefan]

Kalampoki sounds like a clown name.

[@landsky50]

Very Corny LOL

[@ghostytrickster2119]

Why🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[@p.z.arnott2329]

That name is so humorous, it should be made into a B-grade horror comedy

[@garystewart2355]

Not only did they run the kid over they had the nerve to say his art was shitty.

[@hamfist2975]

Had to confirm Isaac was played by someone who was 25, and wasn't disappointed. Seems like a cool dude too.

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

Isaac reminds me of the villain kid from Shark-Boy and Lava-Girl XD

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Minus?

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

Yeah him XD

[@brendanforester4601]

Send him to the principal's office and have him expelled!

[@tundra2895]

@SuperSeth 64 No I didn't! Mr. Electric send him to the principals office and have him *E X P E L L E D*

[@Deadvital]

Holy shit minus

[@Nobythulhu]

The Jawa sound at 10:28 absolutely killed me. Completely out of left field and yet it fit perfectly. Good job.

[@SofaPop.]

natiti

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katiecooper1387]

I didn't hear it the first time around! I am laughing my head off!! XD EDIT: I can't. Stop. *LAUGHING!* XD

[@jongon0848]

@@SofaPop. I always thought they said "Houdini!"

[@conor7168]

2:52 so you resisted the urge to make a knuckle sandwich pun?

[@chrisgabert1367]

That ending made me laugh. There's still a dead kid in the back of that car...

[@Jeffrey314159]

8:30 Issac = Prince Joffrey

[@mrnaughtycat]

Isaac is cousin it

[@joshuagraham5750]

Jeffrey314159 *pulls out crossbow* _WHERE IS THAT FUCKER?!_

[@emperorpicard7222]

Issac > Joffrey

[@DarthRushy]

Oh my god, freeze at 12:13. How has Doug not been hired for horror films yet?!?

[@blekksverd]

+DarthRushy Yeah, even all this after his review of The Shining, he still does an excellent Jack Nicholson. Oh, and fun fact about that video: he wasn't really trying to be that scary. Guess he just has a natural talent.

[@DarthRushy]

blekksverd His face is way freakier than Jack Nicholson's. Or his own from the Shining review.

[@blekksverd]

+DarthRushy Well, then... he does a better Jack Nicholson than Jack Nicholson xD I agree though. His face is really freaky here!

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

+blekksverd That chin is terrifying. 0_0

[@LaydiNite]

+DarthRushy Thanks for pointing that out. It's now my desktop wallpaper.

[@mariocar0727]

Stephen king? You know what that means *opens a bottle of booze*

[@dragonblanezkai6045]

4:49 NOBODY’S LOOKING

[@daric_]

Isaac was the only redeeming thing about this movie. It wasn't scary or suspenseful, it didn't make sense, watching Linda Hamilton play the part of the "damsel in distress" was godawful, and the other kids can't act for shit. Isaac was entertaining as hell.

[@MoonlitLycan]

Isaac was also the only redeemable thing about Children of the Corn 666, because dear god, the sequels make the original look like pure gold.

[@LuckyBastard12345]

+MoonlitLycan 3 was good though

[@isaacjames384]

why thank you.

[@daric_]

***** There was a sequel? No shit? Wow. I'll have to check that movie out; it's sure to be a winner....

[@MoonlitLycan]

+Daric Soldar There were actually MULTIPLE sequels.

[@well-dressed-bird]

Fun fact... Isaac also plays Chucky.

[@djscrewhoustone6280]

In walking parts

[@johnnymckinley2571]

Hiya Andy I was going to play a game called hide the soul but now I'm just going to sacrifice you to He Who Walks Behind The Rows😂

[@milleniam]

AAAH MY BABY BOY DOLL

[@CitizenInsane2008]

For the running around

[@deactivatedperson3759]

Cousin it

[@richardstacey7037]

Suddenly wonder how a haunted corn maze based on Children of the Corn would work.

[@JacobHollis96]

"The film opens up to three years ago" Me: *realizes that this video was uploaded three years ago* Wait.

[@Deadvital]

Same

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😳

[@Sionnanful]

Isaac is like the religious nut version of Joffrey, good God.

[@baneh1329]

are they related? he looks just like him

[@shadowkhan1875]

My thoughts exactly!

[@Sionnanful]

Bane H That would be awesome if they were.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

I thought that was Thoman?

[@jakebryant3445]

And yet he's more reasonable and sane than Kirk Cameron

[@michaelwhovian3963]

Wait.....This is a Stephen King novel......NOT SET IN MAINE?! FLEE! FLEE! WE MUST FLEE, THE CLOWN IS COMING TO CHANGE THE SCENERY! FLEE WITH YOUR LIVES!

[@furioussherman7265]

The Green Mile is set in Louisiana, and The Shining is set in Colorado.

[@iloveparkour113]

This wasn't a novel. It was a short story.

[@giaprincess5309]

Michael Whovian to many flees

[@randomguy2518]

Christine don't either i think, nor does The eyes of the dragon, or the talisman, the Dark Half might not either, been many moons since i read it

[@zzzhuh]

It's so funny how easy it is to brainwash people into thinking that SK stories are all the same, when they are so versatile. If only people could think for themselves, instead of watching some guy on youtube (Who has made awful movies and tv shows) review them and then take it as fact.

[@biffyqueen]

The Commercial gives me flashbacks. I specifically remember one for Cinnamon Toast Crunch that was like "ADULTS CAN'T SEE THE SWIRLS!"

[@simplecliche5833]

My dad works for the Wounded warrior project and they’ve done a lot for those who couldn’t do for themselves so I appreciate you mentioning it in the video

[@alicegraham1571]

anyone else get a Joffry vibe from Isaac?

[@samontebanks410]

i do! he even looks like him XD just less of a little shit!:)

[@strawberryqueen0382]

His Joffry if he got his fathers small genes

[@Matrix803]

Actually I was thinking more like Invader Zim... o 3 o;;

[@dreamoverproductions7654]

who's joffry?

[@alicegraham1571]

Dark Naruto/9872 character from Game Of Thrones

[@Frisby2007]

Oh shit, the actor playing Isaac was 25 at the time? Well damn, no wonder I noticed some of those aging parts around his face even for a kid lol. It all makes sense now.

[@Mitwadus]

Frisby2007 he’s in his mid fifty’s now.

[@alexaliona]

man, i just watched this film a few hours ago- i didnt notice isaac was supposed to be 9 until i read the short story.

[@BlackSheepNara]

Frisby2007 You're 25 year olds sound like they're 45.

[@Nogdog945]

Seriously props to the guy who played him

[@artman2oo3]

Um.. corn actually is scary. As in corn fields are. I don’t know from personal experience but I’ve heard that walking through a dense corn field is actually quite a horrifying and weird experience. And it’s actually dangerous, very easy to get lost, and how it mutes sound, people on the outside are unlikely to hear you yell for help.

[@ibrahimnying2086]

Why don't you do cujo made by stephan king

[@almondm1lk]

I agree, this movie wasn't a-maize-ing, but is sure wasn't a complete corny movie. It didn't have a stalk-er at least, but the starch contrast to other movies isn't undeniable

[@tupacalypse88]

+Ænima that was pretty good.

[@geekmangacomic5281]

That's a pun-ishment.

[@Perid0tStar]

+Kid A Aw shucks, I thought it was pretty funny :D

[@yusei2221]

+Kid A OW! Those puns hurt my brain!

[@LchanOtakudom]

You're awesome!

[@Myhousemy1]

What about the Stephen King drinking game?

[@hunnykun101]

+Merson The Person I think he value his brain so he stops that

[@maxwellhonack9438]

+hunnykun101 He never really drank any alcohol, you know that, right?

[@Phoenixifyable]

+maxwell Honack He wasn't being serious..........

[@AquaLantern]

+Merson The Person Well lets see: 1. for Maine- err, wait this is Nebraska, scratch that, 1. for unexplained espers 2. for creepy children 3. for bashing Christian fundamentalists, and 4. for a hilariously bad CG-I monster ending. So 4 shots. Not as many as his other movies I suppose, but only because not much actually happened in this story.

[@BrettSonicBluBlumfieldVideos]

+LordManda2 Don't forget 5. Trying to take something that isn't scary and making it scary (and failing miserably) and 6. Clairvoyant child (and a bonus drink because she was drawing pictures of future events with a record player in her room (I'm reminded of the little girl from Rose Red with the girl in this film.))

[@claysoggyfries]

I know Im almost 4 years late on this video, but that Goosebumps intro was great

[@Spuggky45]

"He stumbles across what I think is Tom Cruz's initiation into scientology." LMFAO That is so messed up, so true, and so fucking funny XD

[@DragicaOfficial]

his "heeeeere's CORN" face was seriously scary o.O

[@DragicaOfficial]

+Demi Montoya oh and what's the song playing in the end for Isaac's extreme haunted house? :D

[@petergreen5047]

Watch his Shining review. Doug can be really creepy if he wants to.

[@DragicaOfficial]

+Peter Green I've seen it, it's one of my favs :D it just caught me by surprise here, but yeah, he sure can! :o

[@ShokumaOfficial]

Oh God his Shining review. He was really creepy o.o. But still funny somehow

[@leathery420]

+Demi Montoya Hey man I worked in a corn factory for a few months. The shit can be scary. There were piles of the shit large enough to kill you, and the corn never stopped coming! (until the season was over) I sat at the receiver computer reading stuff on my phone, and the buzzer goes of HEEERES CORN!!! sooo much corn. Was a sweet job though.

[@bboythekidstudios]

Is Isac supposed to be Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl in another universe?

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Linus with helium in his voice

[@bboythekidstudios]

Seize him, punish him, cut him down I command you! Then send him to the principle's office and have him expelled!

[@IrishKeshiHead]

+bboythekidstudios Damn it.. it works..

[@Ashleymfranklin1990]

No

[@Tytoalba777]

+bboythekidstudios Thank god some else noticed!

[@KoreeluStromboli]

6:10 That jump-scare made me scream. 9:03 WHAT!? 10:07 Hahahahaha! XD 12:03 Hahaha! XD 12:11 Haha! XD 12:47 Heh. 17:06 Hahaha, Goofy Holler! XD 23:20 XD

[@Furrball2023]

11:07 - "I'm going to go look at the town hall, 'kay." The next scene is him walking into a school. LOL 😄😄😄