The Hawaii Anecdotes 2024

[@Dubsys]

the dan / nl cams on the same screen is some good tech librarian

[@mrwalrus4]

Oh god, I just had an idea. Imagine we had each chat under each cam.

[@kobaruto]

@@mrwalrus4 fuck it add both stream views split screen style

[@kimberlyday8471]

Me in the middle with a big bowl of Dahl 🥰🥰

[@andryduarte9164]

​@@kobaruto split screen never should have went away

[@LoveBystroem]

Secret s tier tech

[@brotenders1971]

Dave Chapelle getting serious 50 minutes into a special: My friend got jumped in Hawaii for refusing to eat spam musubi. He fucking died.

[@Leadbraw]

+2

[@plusonedex]

you can tell that big brother social games never left dan's frontal cortex huh

[@Dyerhea]

Every time he plays a social game he immediately starts big brothering it’s hilarious

[@ashb7]

@@Dyerhea it's why he insists Ryan is lying about what he does unless he brings up pee and poo consumption with the unsuspecting other family. He's always Big Brothering, so why would Ryan not be always Northernlioning, lmao

[@tabula_rosa]

watching dan be really annoying & repeatedly asking the same question of NL going after IRL normies that NL doesn't want to talk about was a really fast reminder of why I never liked shows like big brother. he saw an opportunity to try to pry embarrassing personal details in front of an international audience about people who didn't consent to that kind of exposure and he chased it like a ravenous beast, but with a polite smile plastered on his face like he's having a normal polite conversation while trying to bulldoze over somebody's repeated and firm "no's". i really hate interacting with people like that

[@luca3271]

@@tabula_rosa that's literally what dan is like 24/7 tho, I think if this was too far for ennel he just wouldn't be friends with him

[@tabula_rosa]

@@luca3271 not saying it's a problem for nl, I'm saying it's a problem for me lol

[@erfaniom9576]

I personally would've called this "The Hawaii Interrogation"

[@funnyglitch]

Dan: Tell me about this family! NL: I’d rather not talk about this family Dan: Ah yeah, for sure! This family about tell me!

[@talia_al_gabagool]

“Im not gonna answer more questions cause they are private citizens” is such a funny pull

[@AloeVeraJuiceJuice]

NL goes JCS interrogation mode. I’m suprised he didn’t ask for an attorney

[@LordBigSlime]

NL: I don't tell people I'm going on vacation anymore because they shit on my choices of where and what I'm doing Dan: *Immediately* shits on NL for doing touristy things Love these guys

[@OneStealthyNinja]

Did you know that in Hawaii it's illegal to laugh loudly? You need to keep it to a low ha.

[@stipesoda4910]

+2

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

-2

[@audo6848]

2

[@nonpondo_]

2i

[@silkyquarter]

Plus two

[@wyldenites]

Chat saying "Tuna" when Ryan mentions having another kid SENT me

[@recurveninja]

hawk tuna, dote on that thang

[@eamonndevlin5889]

Dan's interrogating him LMAO

[@hikikomori_3708]

That's what I kind of like about Dan, he knows how to ask NL questions that gets him to talk about interesting and sometimes personal stuff. It's a different dynamic from the rest of the gang

[@fritzophrenia3146]

Dan in a 1 on 1 setting always feels like less of a stream and more of an interview, I actually really like it

[@touchpadnm1]

Permanently Big Brother pilled

[@graphis36199]

Dan talks about his 3rd child the exact same way Slime talks about 9 dogs taking care of each other

[@yoishoono]

We’re Grover guys of course we do nothing about the colonization of Hawaii

[@wyldenites]

We're Grover guys, of course we're blue and named after a Percy Jackson character

[@Xenomnipotent]

Missed a tinted rock

[@FaintSpark]

Yo spoilers, chill

[@SuperRainbol]

NL would do well in games like Survivor, Big Brother, Traitor and so on just because of his experience of dealing with Dan's bullshit for so many years

[@asdfknl]

Dan + NL as an Amazing Race duo is a slam dunk combo.

[@nicolasvidal92]

I think Dan has said of NL that'd he be voted off so fast because he's both competent and kinda condescending lol

[@Zachafinackus]

Tours can also get you places you can't normally go. Went to Norway a few years ago as part of a tour and got to see some stuff I never would have seen if I had just gone there alone, like visiting a small private orchard run by a family that makes some of the best cider I've ever had. There was also a viking cairn nearby that we got to see as well.

[@hydra5758]

The thing about siblings that a lot of parents get wrong is you gotta actually teach them how to get along and be considerate to one another. Most just assume it develops naturally and works out on its own, hence all the shitty sibling relationships you hear about. If you do it right, they really can be built-in best friends even if they become very different people.

[@archermora2175]

The immediate "Luna 2" and "Luna 2.0" when nl says they were thinking of having a second kid 😭

[@ashb7]

2na

[@krystofmec6491]

what the 2na

[@superlagbro192]

plus tuna

[@m1lkbags]

@@krystofmec6491 +2

[@coconutrice6940]

2ndLuna

[@swagchelle]

look. I respect dan’s question asking, it’s in his nature and I really don’t think he’s anything other than curious (& a little insecure about his job)

[@brinoh]

the nl/dan dynamic is so fun. the way nl gets defensive makes for great content

[@WheelDragon]

1:01 no, user "poops4cash" I will NOT be skipping ahead >:( this is what I'm subscribed for

[@buttcrispe]

Dan calls him "P4C" in his stream.

[@jamesdulak3108]

Dude is watching NL but not wanting NL to ramble about random shit to his buds. What's he here for? The high octane top tier gameplay?

[@lanster77schannel]

WHAT IS HIS DEAL. I SAW THAT TOO

[@meaningless_name489]

Dan is a deeply twisted individual and he doesn't even know it

[@Tyc9909]

this whole conversation is the most passive aggressive thing ever but i think that's just how they chill ig

[@leon4875]

Why can’t Dan fathom someone being honest about being a streamer/KZbinr?

[@MarcusFigueras]

It's his Big Brother instincts, he can't turn it off

[@ashb7]

He really seems to think it's the most sus profession to be in 😂 And why would he expect NL to have the same kinda conversations IRL that he has on Twitch, otherwise he's apparently lying? I don't have the same kinda convos with IRL acquaintances as I do with coworkers or clients, and I work in boring ass marketing (ACTUALLY, not the Dan variety of marketing) where I don't even get to talk about bodily fluid and excrement consumption.

[@Hanar_Spectre]

It's also wild he can't seem to grasp the idea of not acting the same in every situation? I'll have fucked up conversations with my friends but I'm never going to bring that shit up at work.

[@kylenethersole]

He just seems like a disingenuous person, who knows. Maybe he’s used to lying.

[@Angel_Flash]

i cant get over dan rerolling nine-tails

[@XDestroyoxZx]

I hope NL and K8 aren't going to be like my parents where they only go on all these cool vacations when their kid is so young. I have an older sibling so I guess they got something out of it, but my 3 year old ass didn't put any of the places we went to memory.

[@SpritoftheStairwell]

i've held this in for years but i really don't see why people just answer random dan probing questions especially when they're framed so insultingly

[@SapkaliAkif]

15:40 1 child gets lonely 2 children might not get along 3 children, one might get isolated 4 children, two pairs of getting along From a Turkish author but I forgot from who

[@malec8517]

21:49 When you know exactly what your friend is doing

[@mikael_void5040]

The worst part about this is Dan is just straight up lying, that red shirt mf would NEVER go up to a local Hawaiian for tourist advice

[@madmanmax120]

I'm going to need an audit on NL to see whether he actually does take pee and poop comments from chat as a starter for those types of conversations. I feel like he has far too many aberrant thoughts/takes on the subject to not instigate the topic occasionally.

[@ashb7]

Don't get it twisted, he's almost always the one to bring it up lol

[@Redtuxedough]

ah yes another session of Dan asking NL endless questions

[@FreakyFonz]

And I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry

[@Etojus]

Had a diacritic unit square rooted while getting my nails did to this video.

[@aardsnark940]

Don’t take dans advice at 6:00 lmao (I’m just speaking about Hawaii)

[@wyldenites]

Hawaii is a known tourist destination. Locals help locals thrive with the recommendations (I know this because our taxi recommended the same place Ryan went to)

[@aardsnark940]

@ yeah that’s all well and good but I lived there and if you stick your nose around some local areas (and you are a haole) you run risk of poor interactions. Otherwise it’s a wonderful place with wonderful people

[@chashubokchoy8999]

@@wyldenitesi mean.. i don’t necessarily think the locals like it that way

[@Palozon]

Dan and infosec are ops.

[@MattHembling]

8:21 checkmate lol

[@NeMuWazn]

I was literally just talking about 2 vs 3 kids with my buddies today (one wants to adopt 1 and his partner wants 1 bio 1 adopted). We reached the same conclusion: 1-1 is bad because they’ll always be head to head you need a third for sure

[@connorsterrett]

I could watch Dan and NL videos until the day I die. The whole is so much more than the sum of the parts.

[@drflaggstaff9008]

Dan is such a tragic character

[@duncanw3861]

i love dan but god he is delusional sometimes. every tourist who thinks they can blend in with the locals and see all the hole in the wall spots is so annoying. you’re not anthony bordain lil bro.

[@ChicaneryBear]

He can't help it. He's an American.

[@sscswimmer1]

People like this won't even go to their own local spots lol

[@dontcare432523452]

It's also fun to check out Japanese Taco Bell and shit like that.

[@Nighthawk20000]

I don't think he was saying he blends in, he was just saying he enjoys going off the beaten path instead of doing the touristy things. That's totally reasonable; I feel the same way. I'd rather stay home than go on a guided tour with a bunch of other loud annoying people asking annoying questions

[@wyldenites]

​@dontcare432523452 keep getting the black sesame big mac lil bro

[@BikoFactory]

Dan's wife low key roasted NL with the "why do people watch him?" lmao

[@greybigfoot1722]

If you change the thumbnail to be Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth but with Dan & Ryan’s faces that would be really epic.

[@ehudshapira2745]

Goated content

[@nikveresch5387]

I love Dan needling NL its very entertaining

[@benjaminjameskreger]

27:07 no, you look like an enforcer.

[@Redninja27YGF]

Dan was pretty much saying do they know you are provocative KZbinr , not just a youtuber. I mean there’s nothing wrong with it , it’s funny . I mean I wouldn’t play his videos out loud in front of my parents but (being raunchy) is still a part of him just like it’s a part of me.😂 I’m sure his friends irl know that about him he just has to test the waters first.

[@Casswaria]

Dan is fucking nuts with his analysis of 3-kid dynamics, usually how it actually goes is that 2 siblings will form a temporary bloc against the other and turn the initial grievance into a lifelong casus belli

[@MassiveScore]

Dan is finally getting to be too much for me. He's more bit than man.

[@thelastgekko]

I mean, he's the annoying friend all grown up with kids

[@Hanar_Spectre]

I'm not usually bothered by him but man he was annoying in this.

[@Jespin_]

If you stare into the bit, the bit also stares into you.

[@birdman7436]

Guys?

[@danielalorbi]

We Are...

[@Xenomnipotent]

REEEERRROLLLLLLLLL

[@leon4875]

HELP. HELP MEEEEEEE

[@MrDanno]

HEELLLLPPPPP

[@wittig57]

12:12 I was thinking the same thing brother

[@marrychrismas5993]

ISAAC BACK AT IT AGAIN POGU

[@th3rumproast]

Brother might as well been at Hawaiian Bros grill 😂

[@ajjeehh]

i find dans interrogation really uncomfortable

[@superfactorial5717]

Wazzaaap

[@ZakMon1]

dan is so funny man

[@jacobsims5848]

Jews have a system of numerical symbology called gematria. In this system, two means division and three means balanced, for the very reason they discovered with kids

[@asdfknl]

The confusion levels heads

[@bolts3catch]

We’re confusion guys, of course we level heads

[@grilledcheesewmilk]

We guys

[@andrewg3196]

She aloha on my mahalo til I...uh...hi guise :3

[@mrwaffleman8732]

AAAAAH IT BURNS!! IT BURRRRNS! MY SKIN IS MELTING

[@ashb7]

...till I aloha

[@joshualioi5144]

nah im with hat guy haha 7:30

[@Ω3103ζ]

of course..

[@doctorpepper3519]

Joel

[@dasamont8274]

Librarian!

[@dasamont8274]

I think this is the first time I've seen NL play Isaac

[@pearpressurevt]

god this was so funny live. love dan and love dan cam

[@Schmuni]

Honestly, Dan DOES look a LITTLE BIT like a drug dealer.

[@Tangerinian]

i dont think i could be friends with dan. I couldnt deal with this much questioning

[@stupididiot9336]

it's not even the questioning, it's the refusal to accept the answers and then asking the same question in a different way u.u

[@kylenethersole]

It’s less the amount of questions for me and more the rude implications. Just a lot of judgement (even compared to NL)

[@kornelparoczai1763]

Is it just me or do both NL and Dan look like 40% hotter when both of them are on the screen?

[@Aimaiai]

6:21 I tell my girlfriend this all the time, my idea of a great vacation is (for whatever reason) literally going to a country being in the thick of what the average citizen experiences day to day. IMO those people who hitchhike or train hop across europe and asia are getting way more out of it than any guided tour can give.

[@memebender5626]

I wonder what Librarian would say when people ask him what he does for work

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i have a day job

[@Zozzman1]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneauhes goated holy

[@bazdarinothebizier9085]

He's a mascara salesman.

[@pearpressurevt]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau at this point this might just be like the wife bit. i dont trust you

[@Neotenico]

I personally agree with Dan that my best vacations are the ones where I try to live like a local while on vacation. I spent a couple weeks in Hawaii on vacation with my uncle who works there as a wine distributor. During the day we'd go to explore the island where he had all the insider knowledge. We hiked the Diamondhead and ate poke at the top of the trail. We went surf fishing on a secluded beach and caught a humuhumunukunukuapua'a (which is apparently bad luck lol). We pulled off the side of a random road and he grabbed some snorkeling gear out of the trunk and showed me this reef that you never would have known was even there. We pulled up to the North Shore beach and the Volcom Pipe Pro competition just happened to be going on (also he pointed out Jack Johnson's house and was like "yea I've been to a few parties there." Then at night, we'd either go out to local spots that bought wine from him and get super cheap drinks, have cookouts with his neighbors, or we'd stay in and drink $50+ bottles of wine, smoke a little grass, and watch movies. It was by far the best, most relaxing couple weeks of my life and it kind of permanently changed the way I approach vacations. I know this is kind of a longwinded comment for a Librarian vid but the topic kinda dug up some memories and I needed to take a moment to journal it / reflect on it.

[@aLime404]

Your uncle is local, so you were able to do “local” stuff. It’s fine to be a tourist, I think it’s more annoying to be the one tourist trying to pretend they’re not a tourist. Yeah, sure, go to restaurants a couple streets away from the main drag, or find some stuff to do that doesn’t pander exclusively to tourists. But don’t pester the locals and act like you’re better than every other tourist - they aren’t actually telling you the real local spots anyway.

[@ShineSpikePM]

Holy shit this video was insufferable man, I'm sure a lot of it was a bit but dan just trying to get more and more about the family and also booing nl for doing "touristy" things is just so annoying holy

[@ibs_haver]

I hate how he is obviously condescending to NL and then pretends like he wasn't just doing that when confronted on it. I'm glad NL at least fights back lol

[@kqatz]

You’re telling me NL visited my state and I didn’t know

[@lumpwurtroot]

This video in sequence: So Hawaii huh? Yeah i dont wanna talk about it But its hawaii fine ill talk about it So you went with people to hawaii Yeah i dont wanna talk about them Do you think your an honest person I guess Do you think they are honest people I guess Who are they *sighs*

[@ChristmasTreeLarry]

13:47 14:17 This shit is poetry

[@liquidladdy]

You could tell NL was annoyed lmao

[@slothbro2740]

i rlly do not get the "for most of it you're vacationing for her (the child)" she doesnt do anything why does a 4 year old need a vacation

[@succulentanal]

Family time

[@_Bunger_]

Dan is the best

[@ethanbelknap1085]

It’s a little disappointing to learn he vacationed in Hawaii. I feel like it’s pretty well known native Hawaiians don’t want people vacationing there

[@nahguacm]

It's well known that some Hawaiians on twitter don't want people vacationing, it's also well known that Twitter does not represent hawaii and that the economy of hawaii is very dependent on tourism

[@bea3558]

just visiting a country is not colonization

[@gnilliam6045]

​@@nahguacmyeah man I'm sure hawaiians love waiting tables for americans for minimum wage (12 dollars an hour) in exchange for their home island being occupied and made less livable by the tourists that outnumber them ten to one

[@Sokrates9500]

@@nahguacmthat's not how it works though. If economy is "based on tourism" then it means it's completely fucked and giving more money to tourism is only going to make it worse

[@Elaydzha]

Going places is bad now?