The Heavy Update 3 - Team Heavy vs. Gabe Newell (SFM)

The great duel for the Heavy Update! We want the Heavy Update! FREE HEAVY!
How many game references can you spot? :)
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Music Credits:
SharaX-Intruder Alert
Pokemon Sword and shield gym leader battle theme remix
Mortal Kombat 11 - Character Select
Stephen Walking Donkey Kong Jungle Japes
Donkey Kong Soundtrack
Freddys Song Toreador March
Monster Hunter - BBQ Cooking Theme
Overtime OST 77 " POWER OF BONK" by PootisMeeM!
Persona 5 - Rivers in the Desert
Custom Heavy Voice at the end: 15.ai
0:00 - 1:16 Intro
1:17 - 2:29 Pokemon
2:30 - 3:35 Mortal Kombat
3:36 - 4:38 Donkey Kong 1981
4:39 - 5:26 Undertale
5:27 - 6:08 FNAF
6:09 - 6:24 Monster Hunter
6:25 - 7:30 Friday Night Funkin'
7:31 - 8:51 Persona 5
8:52 - 9:41 Ending
#freeheavy #Heavyupdate #tf2

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

Gabe: [laughs] The polygons on his neck: "aight bye lol"

[@masterryo8887]

So true

[@davidebosisio4753]

Refference

[@FanicAnimations]

This SFM probably has more content than the real heavy update will (If it comes out). Also rip bird hoovy

[@BlueGoesCat]

F

[@ghodcd4849]

F

[@fantomas884]

F

[@goldenmoth6749]

F

[@russianpootisbird5037]

F

[@jimbobur]

3:40 The only unrealistic part of this video is Gaben actually banning an aimbotter

[@winnyy100]

He did it for the sake of winning the battle

[@HealingVoice39]

That and Bite being a normal type move even tho it’s a dark type move

[@SuperFm101]

@@HealingVoice39 Bite (Japanese: かみつく Bite) is a damage-dealing Dark-type move introduced in Generation I. Prior to Generation II, it was a Normal-type move see this is why we cant rely on solid info cause its always being changed when i played the games it was the older ones and it was a normal type while i think crunch was a dark type at all time Crunch (Japanese: かみくだく Crunch) is a damage-dealing Dark-type move introduced in Generation II. It is TR32 in Generation VIII. im not attempting to belittle the point simply adding onto it with what i learned and nknow hope i havnt offended ya as my statement clearly says im mad that info is changed it makes it hard to make a solid claim or point when theres been a change to the info its self

[@HealingVoice39]

@@SuperFm101 this is based on Gen 8

[@SKsuprakirby]

@@SuperFm101 The Dark type wasn't part of Gen 1. it got introduced in Gen 2, with the Steel type more than 20 years ago. Bite was normal type for less than a 5th of pokémon's history.

[@vuhnillagorilla]

"I think heaavy is dead." "TWEEEET TWEEEET!"

[@thatoneguy3930]

The heavy is dead?!?

[@De_b1k]

@@thatoneguy3930 Heavy is dead?!!??!!

[@De_b1k]

@@thatoneguy3930 Who kill heavy?!!!

[@bones4541]

@@thatoneguy3930 correct!

[@youraveragemorononyoutube4435]

It was me

[@-Raylight]

"This is Heavy update" *"Dear GOD"* "But it will never come out unless Heavy is not dead" *_"NO"_*

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

God dammit Gaben

[@Trimpy_boi09]

@@fadlanal-amsi9839 dont worry heavy is guarded and still alive

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

Heavy is alive tho. He killed Engineer and regained life while the rest of his team died.

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

@@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525 *ENGINER IS DEAD??*

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

@@fadlanal-amsi9839 Yis *_Sandvich._* HE IS DEAD.

[@darius2179]

This series will end only when the heavy update will arrive

[@DasMxD]

Y E S

[@railroadisolationist5452]

@@DasMxD never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

[@connorclements3999]

@@railroadisolationist5452 never gonna run around and hurt you

[@nadir4562]

@@connorclements3999 Never gonna Make You Cry Never Gonna Say Goodbye

[@Darkler01]

@@nadir4562 never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@Balltouchers]

Fun fact Hoovy bird actually stood the most chance because he actually did damage

[@Tyronir]

+

[@tappertrust4308]

I would say the persona 5 one also had a chance since they also did some damage

[@noabsolutelynot3660]

All jokes and memes aside, the amount of effort and skill this must've taken is genuinely outstanding The animations are smooth, the gaben model is dope, and every single sequence genuinely looks and feels like the game it's referencing, while still remaining distinctly TF2 and - OH MY GOD WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS I HEARD RIVERS OM THE DESERT KICK IN AND IT'S SOMEHOW EVEN BETTER

[@TheEngieTF2]

Everybody gangster until Gaben pulls out the "Delay Half Life 3"

[@ironinsane203]

Um engineer, what's Wrong with your smile? 😕

[@ironinsane203]

@Kirsten Hilario You mean engineer stay smiles like that and wait for the update?

[@karakabum5700]

Don't worry he just wants a new game engine to come out so that he can start half life 3

[@ironinsane203]

@Kirsten Hilario Hello?! 😤

[@bones4541]

There is one imposter among us

[@qeny1065]

that undertale part was so smooth and well executed

Gabe's face did look odd, though.

[@obiwankenobi4009]

Everything was smooth and well executed

[@NoobisMcNoob]

True

[@Yes-qj4bi]

Not really the others were kinda better atleast the donkey kong one

[@mfsssssy2937]

I agree

[@macedwardbriones4713]

Alternate title: 69 ways to kill hoovy

[@Snth_]

Damn that character selection :0 2:45

[@orangleproduction2617]

I will pick Lazy Purple

[@hobowithamansion42]

Gaben is so out of character. He would never acknowledge TF2's existence.

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

:o

[@usans4773]

That's why he is playing everything but tf2 with the heavies

[@WitnessesSay]

He was forced to acknowledge it

[@R3TR0--93]

Same goes for HL3

[@Phoenix-yv1sz]

@@R3TR0--93 never happened, valve can’t count to three

[@mishael1339]

Gotta love how the pile of heavies still has the barrel from the Mario game! Nice touch.

[@bucketofchicken8325]

@Medial hes a member

[@stoerre]

*Donkey Kong

[@mishael1339]

@Medial Pay 2 Win, brother ;)

[@SliceJosiah]

@@spycrab3131 Well, actually...

[@jaystonevans4942]

Nice toch, volvi

[@mrgiggles6716]

2:04 when you max out the starter pistol to OP level

[@triggeryt5068]

I love all the game references in this sfm

[@aiyaia_]

Heavy update would be impossible in tf2, but MxD made it.

[@justinyreallife5688]

@ABGH78 join the group

[@monsteryulegend5404]

What is MxD?

[@aiyaia_]

@@monsteryulegend5404 what the heck? this youtuber is MxD

[@andrejcrnobrnja1260]

@ABGH78 I think you have to join to group to have them

[@bigbadwolf4190]

Gabe Newell: "I'm unstoppable! No one and nothing can beat me!" Random guy: "What about episode 3?" *Gabe Newell has left the game*

[@cheesemunchy]

gabe: NOBODY WILL EVER BEAT ME!!!!!!!! 1111111 * kid from xbox 360 game chat walks in *

[@MirodahROVANIIK]

*cough* "No one can deflect the emerald splash" *cough* Sorry, was I saying something?

[@TheTriangle444]

but he confirmed episode 3

[@nichsulol4844]

weakness:number 3

[@blackscreenbecauseyesh6645]

@@nichsulol4844 yes

[@tryxer5458]

2:40 I died when heavy said "Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth" and he lays an egg Imao

[@tabiakaexbf9568]

Not rlly its an egg dog

[@jatinpatel7791]

4:38 Undertail!!! Yay!!!

[@garinbloodfall7774]

This is a show showing how every friendly hoovy ends up in

[@cheesemunchy]

* kid from xbox game chat walks in *

[@ComicalRealm]

*A Heavy Update arrives * Heavy: Finally, my time... has come

[@rdsirc5078]

The cyanide and happiness man

[@heavy965]

Here i am

[@barebear5428]

The long awaited Heavy update is here! Update changes: -Removed the heavy class from the game -updated localization files

[@donichiro]

0:45 that little bit hit me

[@simracing8055]

This is insanely impressive. I tried SFM, and made a half decent little clip. But I cannot imagine how long you spent keyframing and moving things for this. Good job.

[@endythecat8409]

"The heavy update will be released, if someone will steal valve from office"

[@sonicbro6446]

well you aren't wrong

[@The_Sabotager]

Imagine there is an robbery and the robber just steals the valve

[@robertsloth8804]

I just realized TF2 has been around so long Gaben has gone from rich meme man to discount Smissmas claus

[@manglewena4342]

Ñ

[@RoxWinted]

Well He IS the worst famous developer, but idk Who is still worse... He or mrBeast.

[@FigureFarter]

@@RoxWinted Mark zuckenburger

[@kaynzzzzz3038]

5:08 Everybody is talking about FnF but why is nobody talking about the godlike animation in Gaben's final attack on Undertale?

[@JoshLefelhocz]

That really should be a game in itself. Fight GaBen and dodge his OP attacks, then destroy him.

[@KrinX-n1l]

@@JoshLefelhocz should be a mod

[@Kryogenix2]

It's amazing how just because valve showed interest in this one mod of another game some young adults made nearly 25 years ago, tf2 existed.

[@bucketofchicken8325]

“I HAV NO TIEM FIR UR BULL-SHIT” - heavy weapons gay 2021 0:58

[@heavy965]

it's a me

[@Tornadoblue947]

@@heavy965 hello

[@bucketofchicken8325]

@@Tornadoblue947 hello

[@bones4541]

@@heavy965 heavy weapons gay

[@winnyy100]

thanks and have fun

[@Heatmaker]

Gaben: Oh you're approaching me? Heavies: We can't kick your ass without getting closer Gaben: Very well. Come as close as you like

[@Your_Financial_Manager]

and Gman snap his finger and killed our jotaro heavy

[@diablonerd9612]

Heavy Pootis Requim

[@Fail-harold]

Thanks, and have fun!

[@Appa1315]

@@Your_Financial_Manager **just like the part 6 simulation**

[@silvasen1985]

Yare yare daze..

[@KellyCalKelsey]

My favorite part about this is how they actually deal damage but it's so insignificant the terror is enhanced by it, like, it's not that Gabe is in a whole nother reality where nothing can hurt him, he's just so fucking strong that their attacks have as much effect as an ant biting into your arm.

[@jeremiahbinsarputraprabakt4812]

every heavy: *continues to fight* soilder that died: MEDIC REVIVE ME

[@notatotaldiot7479]

"Where did we go so wrong?" Oof Heavy has just disgraced his creator.

[@Trimpy_boi09]

and that why god made us stupid so we cant roast him until satan is screaming

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Ol

[@blackxeno7477]

I've been waiting for this more than Half-life 3

[@fantomas884]

Why it show your comment has been here for 20 hours? This literally came out now.

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@fantomas884 ye lol

[@patos1239]

@@fantomas884 He is member, he gets to see videos earlier than non-members

[@Vandarte_translator]

@@patos1239 I didn't know that.

[@dubhog]

What did you say???!!!

[@mumblerogre2455]

This was amazing. As a massive Heavy tard this makes me so happy

[@rocandplay9298]

this has so many refrences and i love it keep up the good work

[@ghostofdeletekey]

Yeah, I'm gonna need that Gaben model. For science, of course.

[@user-fp2db3je4n]

🤨

[@user-fp2db3je4n]

Ya Gabe Newell v.s. obama

[@chloe_gospinny]

Thanks, and have fun.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Yes...."science"

[@WitnessesSay]

I know what he’ll use it for

[@DuckaMaster]

3:42 This is inaccurate, we all know valve doesn't ban bots

[@tnolentin]

it's a player, not s bot

[@DuckaMaster]

@@tnolentin Player or bot they are cheating and gaben doesn't ban cheaters

[@sahar1213]

@@DuckaMaster as you can see, games are in fact art.

[@floppy2068]

So many references I love it! Edit: ok u have everything fnaf fnaf mk undertale and so much more! It’s so good

[@Me-gr4wu]

Such an amazing animation as always DasM good job.

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

this is basically *every game joins the battle*

[@Ethan-qs6ex]

I laughed so hard when soldier got squished and turned into a grave

[@kennetalexander8390]

This is the best SFM i've ever seen, keep the good work!

[@xeno-2861]

Yeah yeah, it’s a good video, but could we talk about the goblin hunch at 1:42?

[@binnersbee]

I think it's supposed to be the pokemon, Alakazam, but I could be wrong

[@Crazy_Rabbids]

*"As promised heavy will now lay egg in your mouth"* Gaben: *As promised i will put a burger in your stomach* 3:35

[@kayagorzan]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

8:53 im watching this while eating...

[@Kilam1972]

2:40 should have picked lazy purple

[@Ydhtcmo001]

Fr

[@kameradroti_sobek6312]

5:27 Man, i remember when scout and heavy become nightguard in fnaf every sfm

[@UnmaskedPyro]

Aah yes, the classic conflict - Mann VS God

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

“And on that day humanity received a grim reminder...” 0:37

[@SoloHen]

Noo Rick May.

[@Greenspy.]

When you think about this, We wouldn't get such an this amazing video if the heavy update came.

[@polypotterplayz2015]

This is the most amount of references i've ever seen

[@skeletonking2180]

When the FNF hit I couldn't stop staring at the hyper realistic heavy.

[@Potatoes482]

I had a fucking panic attack

[@raffiandraya687]

When soldier said SUS i fell that Edit: thanks for 74 likes Edit(again):thanks for 81 likes

[@Aerodeus]

Can't wait for next episode. Good work, 6/5.

[@alexistramirez]

I can’t wait for part 4

[@InformasiBanua]

Gaben in a nutshell be like :

[@letscommitexplodeamogusair7941]

How is this 20 hours ago

[@kelian9671]

@@letscommitexplodeamogusair7941 he is a member

[@letscommitexplodeamogusair7941]

@@kelian9671 oh no your a godamn spy

[@kelian9671]

@@letscommitexplodeamogusair7941 i am not spy i am scout

[@letscommitexplodeamogusair7941]

@@kelian9671 read your name

[@officialcosmical]

This reminds me of the time when the entire red team were heavys and stormed the Blu base on 2fort

[@Trimpy_boi09]

ye we almost destroyed the server or I'm lagging so hard that time

[@user-dn2co6nn6k]

Heavy 4: tries to be a spinbot. And Dies

[@1x5x0x7x3]

omg this is amazing. I love the mashup of games.

[@Jess-pe8bq]

Gabe by P5: “All that for a drop of blood.”

[@red-black8138]

Heavy in fnaf would be able to rip everyone apart. He's stronger than a animatronic.

[@OriginalWaybackMate]

Oh yeah, that one.

[@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22]

animatronic can one shot him

[@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22]

@@AAAAAHCHICKEN spy can one backstab 🔪

[@red-black8138]

@@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22 heavy can survive a headshot. He can lift and Carry over 150kg around, so he can punch with equal force (weight to energy). I think only golden freddy might be able to put any kind of fight against him out of all of them. In mvm heavy has no problem punching Robots till they are disfunctional, and they are made to kill. Heck , even medic can take heavy bots (the Melee ones) on with an unupgraded Ubersaw.

[@dreamrobloxanimationsgaming22]

@@red-black8138 cartoon cat can eat him with just one bite

[@mongolianboi9242]

The amount of references in this video is just astonishing

[@SO_SIC]

I really loved the attention to detail with the tiny gun joke.

[@honorstriker6421]

0:58 when you sit back down again, but someone else walks in to tell you to do something

[@Madmavrick215]

True 😆

[@KijoStudios]

Lmao

[@lmgdogewowl2474]

Lol

[@vjgibs]

The one update that valve could not give us

[@dorqx]

First you had my interest, but now you have my attention

[@kon-ichiwa6987]

Holy shit this video was so entertaining to watch

[@vjgibs]

6:35 welp somebody obviously heard of Friday night funkin and play newgrounds flash game like me :D

[@standardizedinternetcompat3653]

Everyone plays fnf, you aren’t special.

[@Idkwhatiam]

Nah, i don't play musical games but i heard of it...

[@kreyalp920]

0:06 gmod soldier casually sitting

[@sparkwave2]

sOs

[@lowranaway7783]

*dAAAAAAARgh*

[@obiwankenobi4009]

Dear god

[@Danwolf15]

That was hilarious. I think the tiny gun was my favorite

[@jimwormmaster]

It's been awhile since this one (which I loved, by the way)...now that a big update is actually coming (and not just "pay us for the right to pay to open crates"), I'm hoping for another update here as well.

[@masonstewart6232]

The monster hunter one is just Gabe cooking a heavy.

[@villager2342]

People: Endgame is the biggest crossover ever! Me, an intellectual:

[@modestas8360]

intellectual*

[@villager2342]

@@modestas8360 oh, thx

[@modestas8360]

@@MelTheMann ty

[@modestas8360]

@@MelTheMann incognito paint.gif

[@modestas8360]

Foutfout wat my koei groot fout uitwis, ek praat nie afrikane nie

[@protogenhorde8515]

My favorite part was the heavy effects and effort in the undertale part. It was faking amazing!

[@mrcrensh3299]

can't wait to see the continuation of this

[@holywatermolotov315]

0:08 My face when DasMxD makes a new video.

[@rociofernandez7332]

Heavy: YOU KILL MY FATHER Gabe: heavy IM YOUR FATHER

[@Voonderwaffels]

Fun fact: this video actually contains every heavy main in existence

[@MisterMks]

Great video!

[@user-tf9yf8bd3l]

"They dead, that's good, amen." - Soldier about end video.

[@De_b1k]

Ооо я тебя знаю ты делаешь видео про сеты

[@De_b1k]

Благодаря тебе у меня есть сет на скаута

[@De_b1k]

А нет ошибся

[@user-tf9yf8bd3l]

@@De_b1k да,вообще не туда.

[@De_b1k]

@@user-tf9yf8bd3l у вас аватарки похожи

[@old5929]

the pain of missing keys in friday night funkin is accurate

[@hermosillotramita480]

I love all the references of the video

[@engineergaming3673]

Like that game references

[@clarkkent1473]

2:07 officially the most powerful handgun in the universe, not even the Men In Black have this

[@arielblue4101]

When you mess up the fatality input and just punch

[@rocksford3346]

We waiting for Left 4 Dead, and "TAAAAAAAAANK"!

[@evanrussell2172]

You had the perfect opportunity for Gaben to send out the spy as his pokemon first.

[@galacticprism8172]

He included LazyPurple in the character select scene for Pootis Bird. Neat!

[@ArDaGXL]

3:00 what is the music on the background called?

[@nuufster]

TF2 REMIX Sharax Intruder alert

[@ArDaGXL]

@@nuufster ay thanks m8

[@snek9320]

This is one hell of a TF2 shitpost. And I freaking LOVE it!

[@GwBybyn]

Everyone:how much reference did you put? Dasmxd:y e s

[@poision2180]

Bro this was a massive good animation.Nice Job

[@josephhatsburg3035]

*0:14**:* Soldier: (emotional shocking) *_(comedian bone crack)_** Aawwgh!! Dear God...* auto subtitles: ｓａｕｃｅ

[@sparkwave2]

Well, he did say sauce

[@LocalBurglar]

The title should be: A pile of hevy guy trying to fight the fat developer in all kind of games

[@w1ld_dude]

That is so cool, i love it

[@AxeHandleStudios]

So many memories brought back to life

[@palminial123]

Only I waited the moment when JoJo Heavy will pull out Star Platinum and start Steely Dan Beatdown? And I saw how Gman just did Infinity Gauntlet move...

[@archetank2714]

In memories of all the heavies that fought against GABEN. Banana Heavy Pootis Bird Hacker Heavy Mario Heavy Frisk Heavy Security Heavy Blu Heavy Rapper Heavy Jojo Heavy Dragonborn Heavy Chief Heavy May they rest in peace.

[@Mint-rs9]

This is some one of my favorite references game

[@Abominatrix650]

Syndrome's voice: "You know, I went through quite a few of your videos to decide if I should subscribe to you but oh man...YOU'RE MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH! After I watched your Meet the Spy Among Us, I had go through a considerable amount of your content! I mean sure, it was time-consuming but you are worth it! I mean after all...I am your newest subscriber."