The Heimlich Maneuver Story | Theo Von

Excerpt from Heimlich Maneuver, Swingers, Pringles, Callers | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #46
Full Episode: • 10-16-17: Heimlich Ma...
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[@brent2394]

"I remember seeing a homeless guy beat open a can of tuna with an umbrella once in Santa Monica."

[@straightcashhomey1261]

I was just gonna type that. How he thinks of this shit on the spot and doesn’t crack up laughing is beyond me

[@TimothyMcVay]

Aggressive for sum low key fish

[@AwakeNotWokeBruh]

Haven’t cried from laughing in a while. That bit on the amphetamine boy bit literally had me rolling tears down my face. Thank you Theo

[@bryanbryan6108]

I love you!

[@adamjames4696]

@@bryanbryan6108 1st marriages in the morning 3rd place 4 3rd and 3rd and 3rd of July and 334 to the 3rd of July 433 44 334e33 and the next-generation of 43⁵

[@adishkulkarni]

“A third degree lesbian” what terminology is theo using😂

[@johns1625]

That reminds me of another quote. "I keeps the hair long in back just in case someone finds my body down a wishing well they can know it's a REAL man down there, or an extremely skinny lesbian"

[@awell-brought-upowl3596]

Theo Von is essential

[@iceberghoney]

Umbrella = Weather prevention utensil

[@itsCeeka]

Thought this would be funny so I clicked but god damn the way he goes about conveying his thoughts. Unreal

[@deelovestrees6276]

Right.

[@TheBlackSheepDiaries]

My mom saved my little ass about age 14? Choked on piece of bread, I was done, turned blue, man I was finished. Put that Heimlich on, that little bread hitter flew out like uncle Rico throwin a football. Gang shit.

[@joewehlage6832]

Made my night son shahahaha

[@Justin_80]

Don't ever let yourself be canceled and never apologize for the great stories you tell!

[@stayinyourlane2009]

KZbin needs to fire whoever came with the idea to move the comments

[@KriekWorthy]

That's what I'm screaming my dude

[@Gausdave213]

Nothing has changed for me

[@kiiwiifuzzzz]

Completely unnecessary change. Completely.

[@Vomvomvomvomvom]

Yeah it’s annoying as hell but I’m starting to get use to it. Its really unnecessary though for sure.

[@cliffordlevy3918]

Give it a month or two. You won't notice.

[@danletter9357]

Gotta be the only person I’ve heard that didn’t want to help a woman choking because maybe the husband wants her to die

[@sirsackolis5203]

A homeless man beating a can of tuna with an umbrella pretty much sums up Los Angeles

[@scottyd2262]

Theo is a living legend !! I've saved 2 people from choking in my years.. Right time , Right place l guess

[@JohnDoe-jz7eg]

😭 I started a round of applause lol 😂

[@Patrick-oy1oy]

Theo explaining what sea food is sends me

[@Unownboi]

“For some low key fish,that’s aggressive”

[@DCfreerunner]

The Bystander Effect is too real. Only a room of 13 people and they all aren't trying to help this poor lady. Maybe the husband had them all hired from Craigslist lol

[@skilla69]

My memory gets STRONGER

[@After_these_messages]

They call it "high divin'"

[@isaaccole4328]

Nice Phish Bathtub Gin reference around 13:30 haha

[@samh729]

Thought that too

[@Dylan-xz3fb]

He’s says “You Know?” so much to things that are definitely not relatable. Like no, I don’t know

[@whit3bait628]

It's a crutch word/sentence. Easy to lean on instead of "umms" or "uhs"

[@chrisw.4318]

I can’t even handle this, dude is fuckin hilarious

[@drew55622]

Almost dies from allergic reaction, but thinks he was choking...get an EPI pen.

[@JoseMR2k11]

Weather prevention utensil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrEazyE357]

How you gonna have a reaction to gatorade and albacore? Sounds like some kind of study needs to be done on this.

[@aidankennedy8927]

Theo looks like he’ll star in napoleon dynamite 2 as uncle rico’s long lost brother

[@ICYPROFITS]

Damn a $17 sandwich hitter? That's a nice way to go out

[@AJ-das]

13:08 that whole list of things his neighbor might think he was doing behind closed doors 😂😂😂

[@adair6633]

Hahaha round of applause was appropriate, for sure.

[@100_mph]

"His whole body is bucking on her" lmao bro this guy is amazing

[@TheFeelButton]

You gotta brush up on the Heimlich maneuver before any trip to crawfish country! Scary stuff!!

[@daynachapin2457]

Theo that was probably an Angel bro

[@alleyk9508]

Sounds like that was an angel.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Agree !!

[@samh729]

Weather prevention utensil 😂

[@maxfarris7492]

Watching it for the first time today on my birthday the Happy Birthday sign threw me for a loop. Happy Birthday to your homie also.

[@100_mph]

A clark kent kinda dude wandering around looking for people to help😂

[@yoyo41210]

High quality bit, deserves more views 😂

[@thebra]

Who eats tuna without mayonnaise? Theo is savage.

[@jackiechan3599]

This needs to be on a standup hahaha

[@trident_gaming1563]

Pov: you just asked uncle theo for a bedtime story

[@SoCalhoun97]

Theo always in the shenanigans

[@johnhenderson2341]

A man from my hometown actually did kill his wife and then he chewed a sandwich and put it in her throat. He got caught and went to prison

[@DCfreerunner]

Yo what the fuck

[@Ravello1111111111111111111]

I had to put my hand into my throat to pull out some stuck satsuma. Thank God I could grab it.

[@luckyduckfarms591]

I was drunk one night a couple years ago and I was eating some coppa slices out of the fridge and I nearly passed out before I could dislodge it from my throat. It was one of the scariest things that has ever happened to mw.

[@kodykindrick6358]

Bruh, this is the vid that made me subscribe to Theo. And i had been a fan for a while beforehand

[@robertsanger9176]

The ultimate raconteur = don von

[@anthonyvasquez3016]

Theo would mention uncle Rico and sound like he believes he can throw a football over the mountain!!!!! My man! Lol tf bro😭😭 gang shit

[@garrettjones1161]

Crawfish etoufee is one of my fav creole dishes and it's definitely seafood from a ditch

[@thederekbrown7339]

Theo just me get me on the pod . Like a tie pod .. like a tri pod... like a p pod

[@MarcoDiaz-fn6xl]

Sometimes i ask myself how did i find theo von lol

[@kiiwiifuzzzz]

Around 6:11 I kinda forgot what he was talking about lol

[@tobynguyen5588]

"This POP... POP...POP"

[@AlexRodriguez-ho2ws]

I choked on a lifesaver once

[@JoeLaFon3]

This guy has made a career of dumb shit we did as kids but he kept at it. He's seen alot of folks

[@beauvandermate]

Holy shit Theo 😂😂 this is fucking ridiculous

[@capealio]

Weather prevention untensil

[@JohnDoe-jz7eg]

Maybe he’s gonna throw her off a cruise 😂

[@mikewolf8268]

Grilling spare tires with Theo Vonn............................

[@slothymango]

that's a 17 dolla kill

[@izzmontano91]

The c.k reference made me love theo more then i Already do

[@kindnick58]

Gave the heimlich 3 times so far. Gang

[@kindnick58]

It did NOT work....

[@zoezzzarko1117]

They died?

[@racheldercole7698]

That's aggressive for some low key fish.

[@ToriLynn928]

🤦🏽‍♀️ LMAO 🤣 oh gawd.. This is hilarious!

[@erinbrown9017]

It's "Be Our GUEST", but I like what you said better

[@joshclayter235]

17$ kill 😂😂😂

[@Big_Nick_Energy]

Raising turtles 🐢 🤣

[@adair6633]

😩 that allergic reaction!

[@seanmolony-redstickastro238]

Pascals! Home of the BBQ Shrimp! Crazy Man

[@g.w.stanley2816]

Murder weapon: a $14 oyster poor boy sandwich?

[@guitarsandbanjos]

Maybe it was an angel.

[@deja_vu..]

j'm crying and jealous. How did you get that sweet haircut when the rest of us look like cr@p?

[@BarryDylan111]

bruh I was wondering what they did after she choked. I mean if you go you will be hungry but how can one finish a meal in a room full of people who saw you ejaculate from every orifice while a guy had to squeeze that shit out of your throat...

[@stealingroses]

Weather prevention utensil!!!

[@jessejames2546]

I was a high diver

[@arsenal10141014]

Umbrella… 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshblack4407]

I just got a notification for this now. Theos probably been demonitized for traveling during corona.. na I duno but wtf

[@jordancarroll8553]

Kim K and Chris Destefano

[@jessejames2546]

I can’t see this title and not click

[@matrixmelter8619]

Making bathtub gin

[@KriekWorthy]

Oh my Jesus 😆

[@Mr42hike]

Dictionary of laugh

[@smithlee_]

lmao😂😂😂

[@jonathanrosas2106]

BUCKED UP® Pre-Workout formula up a notch! When it comes to detoxification and nutrient absorption, Humic and Fulvic acid are the powerhouse combo.👍🤣👌💯💯

[@4040pmora]

nutra 😃

[@Luketc7]

Third degree lesbian

[@yoyo41210]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@williammorse7415]

Theo, your thinking process is whack.

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Whack A Mole