I Got Electrocuted Again

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Theo Von Clips

Theo Von Clips

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Excerpt from 4-10-17 | TPW w/ ‪@TheoVon‬ 17
Full Episode: • 4-10-17 | This Past We...
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@mattmahoney890
@mattmahoney890 2 жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine this guy as a witness in a court case?
@ronaldvanleeuwen8337
@ronaldvanleeuwen8337 2 жыл бұрын
No but it's the hair...
@JVan-ic6ic
@JVan-ic6ic 2 жыл бұрын
I wish we could see that! But this comment deserves a few thousand more likes 😂
@littlelamb711
@littlelamb711 2 жыл бұрын
Where are your likes? You wrote this 10 months ago? I wanna know where them likes are and I wanna know now
@mattmahoney890
@mattmahoney890 2 жыл бұрын
@Leif Bear hey thanks. Love the replies though
@littlelamb711
@littlelamb711 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattmahoney890 One of those comments that you have to imagine to appreciate. He would leave the judge speechless. I could just see him finishing his statement and the judge just staring back at him with his mouth slightly ajar and then kinda shaking himself out of it and then says he’s calling for a recess.
@crystaldutton1837
@crystaldutton1837 3 жыл бұрын
If Theo wrote children's books: "I was young. I was a boy. I was a young boy."
@Shakethatbadboy
@Shakethatbadboy 3 жыл бұрын
Haha :)
@illlogic1993
@illlogic1993 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Hairless-Bear
@Hairless-Bear 3 жыл бұрын
The fairgrounds are the grounds where they have the fair
@CVRenee
@CVRenee 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hairless-Bear 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 that put me to the floor!
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
A poet!
@Dmacxxx77
@Dmacxxx77 3 жыл бұрын
"Spinnin' so fast I was seein weeners." - Theo Von Bro I'm dead.
@stoptheviolins
@stoptheviolins 2 жыл бұрын
"Adult Body Pieces"... Excellent band name
@sillymellons4660
@sillymellons4660 2 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t been electrocuted in a long time” I’m all in at this point lol.
@FaithfulComforter
@FaithfulComforter 7 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha 😂
@JonnyBetz
@JonnyBetz 2 жыл бұрын
this guy is very good at storytelling. He tells stories with no ego involved. When most people talk you can tell they try to give themselves glory when telling stories. Theo gives me such a sincere vibe like he literally is just there to tell a story.
@St.Raphael...
@St.Raphael... 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful description.
@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL
@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm.... He's an actor. Kind of his job.
@PHILLY214
@PHILLY214 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the opposite...it's all ego
@JakeAlright
@JakeAlright 2 жыл бұрын
@@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL what does it matter that it’s his job. it’s not like you’re not allowed to say people are good at their job. v normal compliment. and he’s not really an actor even he’s been in movies sure but he’s definitely way more known for podcast and comedy. negative ass
@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL
@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL 2 жыл бұрын
@@JakeAlright geez, pull his skin back already. I admire the way you stand up for your lover though. Now that Jake, is what the youngster’s would say, is “relationship goals”.
@raiders18dr
@raiders18dr 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not trying to set a record dude. I got electrocuted" low key funniest line
@tontorious1283
@tontorious1283 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tensegritywill
@tensegritywill 3 жыл бұрын
Almost rhymes. Theo bars
@BobbySacamano
@BobbySacamano 3 жыл бұрын
...by electricity
@joshuavalentin569
@joshuavalentin569 3 жыл бұрын
Got electrocuted by electric ⚡️
@IconicCypher
@IconicCypher 2 жыл бұрын
Well the heck, he ain't no dang tachometer!
@LissaBroyles
@LissaBroyles 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I almost died on a Gravitron too! The guy who sits in the middle & controls the fucking thing dropped his sprite bottle full of whisky. (sprite ain't brown) When he chased after it he got caught in the gravity & sucked against the wall just like the rest of us leaving nobody to stop the ride. We were in there for 25 minutes before someone stopped it from the outside. Multiple people were carried out, a girl yacked, people were crying, the operator left in an ambulance because he apparently did a header into the wall... I was 13 so it was tremendous. Great times!
@LibertyRapsher
@LibertyRapsher 3 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious! That's the last ride you want to get stuck on for 25 minutes. In hindsight I can't believe we would go to those carnivals and put our lives in the hands of America's brightest minds. I damn near died on some pirate ship ride that would swing back and forth like a pendulum. I was on the very end and my seat didn't latch... it took every goddamn muscle in my body and possibly even some divine intervention to keep myself from getting flung out of the ride on the up swing side. Your Gravitron control guy makes Theos exhibitionist dick planting image control guy seem like carnival employee of the year.
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the gravitron too I live in orange field tx we had something called the crawfish festival it had like 5 rides and 3 of em were kiddie rides one was the gravitron...our gravitron had a fat guy running it and call us chicken shit on the megaphone as we walked by...
@knowbuddy0
@knowbuddy0 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂😂 my first time i was about 12 and ended up riding it like 2 times in a row was acting dumb and flopping my head side to side, trying to sit up and what not. And i got sick as dog shit. Puked my ass off lol. Til this day i still cant do spinning rides.
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 2 жыл бұрын
@@knowbuddy0 🤣😂 gravitron was a death trap its a wonder we are alive today dude...didn't help that our generation has balls the size of melons too...
@willieschick7315
@willieschick7315 2 жыл бұрын
“Tremendous” A little coco coming out lmao , cultured gentlemen.
@real_Donald_Trump
@real_Donald_Trump 2 жыл бұрын
"A fairground is a place where the fair comes" Somebody get this man a fucking medal
@rigobertovillalobos3614
@rigobertovillalobos3614 2 жыл бұрын
Aye btfu.. he beat down syndrome...
@rigobertovillalobos3614
@rigobertovillalobos3614 2 жыл бұрын
Oh ma bad.. I ment back da fawk up.. he beat down syndrome
@207greenroom207
@207greenroom207 2 жыл бұрын
“I was young I was a boy, I was a young boy”
@LittleNicky558
@LittleNicky558 Жыл бұрын
When the essay says 500 words and you only have 300
@Sporacle
@Sporacle 2 жыл бұрын
"He hated sounds" I don't know what planet Theo grew up on to have formed the being he is but it's appreciated
@karleykaysinger2564
@karleykaysinger2564 Жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT STOOD OUT TO ME LOLOLOL
@codyleslie478
@codyleslie478 Жыл бұрын
He was gentle when it come to the air waves.
@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211
@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211 2 ай бұрын
Deep South lol
@BobbySacamano
@BobbySacamano 3 жыл бұрын
"He hated sound. He hated sounds. He hated just, all sounds." Everybody's got their thing, and Clark just wasn't keen with sounds. You whispered around him."
@ezequiellopez8518
@ezequiellopez8518 3 жыл бұрын
I think Clarke might have had autism and was experiencing sensory overload 😂
@somnolentverve2183
@somnolentverve2183 3 жыл бұрын
Lol me
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 3 жыл бұрын
@@ezequiellopez8518 That is exactly what I thought when I heard that.
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 2 жыл бұрын
A guy with two pairs of ear muffs on….🤣
@tony.h321
@tony.h321 2 жыл бұрын
"He was gentle when it came to the airwaves."
@bigbenssearchhistory5875
@bigbenssearchhistory5875 3 жыл бұрын
“I got electrocuted…by electricity” -Theo Von
@TheCBDemon
@TheCBDemon 3 жыл бұрын
Muahahahahaha he's the man! An absolute cahk suckah
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 2 жыл бұрын
K..Now I’m lmao. Didn’t even catch it cuz me & Theo share the same brainwaves.
@michaelbiscay9836
@michaelbiscay9836 3 жыл бұрын
"I Got Electrocuted Again" The most Theo title for a clip.
@clevelandmortician3887
@clevelandmortician3887 2 жыл бұрын
Electrocuted means killed. He got an electric shock
@p00lboy
@p00lboy 2 жыл бұрын
@@clevelandmortician3887 no it also means to injure by shock ... doesnt always have to be to death
@etfjordan3473
@etfjordan3473 2 жыл бұрын
Title & thumbnail has me crying😭
@etfjordan3473
@etfjordan3473 2 жыл бұрын
Title & thumbnail has me crying
@deltablaze77
@deltablaze77 2 жыл бұрын
Theo has developed such a particular style of humor, his stories are the best.
@nicojordan33
@nicojordan33 2 жыл бұрын
“ive never eaten sushi out of a damn truck like some creep” this clip is amazing 😂
@charliemcgee9803
@charliemcgee9803 Жыл бұрын
"Calorie lurker"
@TH3-MONK
@TH3-MONK 3 жыл бұрын
"My neck got real straight" He's like Forrest Gump after half a dose of one of them 'Limitless' pills
@Aces314
@Aces314 3 жыл бұрын
No one has ever put it so perfectly
@XandiMusic
@XandiMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Haha that electric shock straightened Theo out like those leg braces did to Forrest Gump.
@austinleap5924
@austinleap5924 3 жыл бұрын
Such a creative comment lol
@dontreplyyourestupid136
@dontreplyyourestupid136 3 жыл бұрын
Would do unholy things for NZT-28
@vlogcity1111
@vlogcity1111 3 жыл бұрын
Golden comment
@nicholusbaker2830
@nicholusbaker2830 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is one of the most naturally funny people I have ever seen.
@williammartin5569
@williammartin5569 3 жыл бұрын
I agree and I’ve been around.
@mhxxd4
@mhxxd4 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, it's like he's not even trying at all at this point😂🤣😂🤣😂
@MP-cc5rv
@MP-cc5rv 3 жыл бұрын
@@mhxxd4 When work isn't really work! GangGang
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, and he’s a genuinely good man…a man of The Lord….maybe 5% of these famous comics actually are
@mistermysticmusic3307
@mistermysticmusic3307 3 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣
@GeoHvl
@GeoHvl 2 жыл бұрын
Great story. I too have been shocked. I am an Electronics Tech, worked on high power transmitters for years. Got on the high voltage side and the safety device called a crowbar was slow to shunt. Got 6700V from my right hand crossed my upper inside arm, down my right side crossed again into my left leg and out both feet. 3rd degree burns on 5 sites. It truly the rudest thing that has happened to me.
@badad0166
@badad0166 2 жыл бұрын
Do you know if 220/240 v the biggest available at a "fairground" urban/rural setting in North America (Stoves and clothes dryers use double 110 to add up)? Do you know are any stronger voltages common? A buddy of mine hit a buried cable with a jackhammer on a demo site. He lived and he was weird even before getting frazzled but he lived...Wicked burns etc.
@Inertia888
@Inertia888 2 жыл бұрын
@@badad0166 I think the lines before step down are like 2000volts per phase, and after step down, about 200 per phase. But that is only a estimated guess. I know the full three-phase transmission, before it's stepped down to residential, is a little higher than 7000volts (all three phases). So, it would depend on how many phases, and which side of the transformer.
@masoncurtis1596
@masoncurtis1596 2 жыл бұрын
Being an electrician I can relate to this . Electricity doesn’t care about your feelings
@saturnascendz
@saturnascendz 3 жыл бұрын
My best friend died by electrocution last month. He had a construction job, standing on wet ground, held a construction cord. He died in his father's arms I heard. Right there on the job. They brought him back, however, was on life support for 2 days off and on in the hospital. I received the text that day when he died. No one was prepared for it. He was a healthy 21 year old. No drugs, no alcohol. He was an energetic, youthful man with so much ambition in his life. Always happy, always positive. It was a month ago and it still doesn't seem real. He had 2 kids. Rest in peace Draven, you will be missed. I'll see you in the next. I'm glad you're okay Theo. Be safe everyone.
@saturnascendz
@saturnascendz 3 жыл бұрын
@speedypuma1 It's like any other cord that you plug in an outlet, only it's extra thick for protection and prevention of being cut or exposed. In my limited experience it is usually orange in color and has extended length. You can google image for a better description.
@King_Flippy_Nips
@King_Flippy_Nips 3 жыл бұрын
@@saturnascendz we call them extension cords up here in canada
@stevebanning902
@stevebanning902 3 жыл бұрын
you had a friend named draven?
@saturnascendz
@saturnascendz 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebanning902 Yeah.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 3 жыл бұрын
@@King_Flippy_Nips That’s what we call them everywhere. Rough story though.
@jimchaos5246
@jimchaos5246 3 жыл бұрын
“Riding an outlet” “surfing electricity” lol. Theo, as a man who has been tazed, you have perfectly summarized that god awful experience. Love you bro you’re hilarious, gang.
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang..
@straightchillin2869
@straightchillin2869 2 жыл бұрын
this whole video was just line after line of gold and the fact he didn't laugh at all makes it so much funnier, Theo so different
@mp5249
@mp5249 2 жыл бұрын
This story is gold
@Krissyg2277
@Krissyg2277 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a comedian through and through without even trying it’s magical
@matthewlambert8789
@matthewlambert8789 2 жыл бұрын
Us Louisiana folks love to laugh but most of us are naturally a comedian..and we are mad that's when the best part shows up 😁
@TheBackroomCollective
@TheBackroomCollective 2 жыл бұрын
Its Beavis as a full grown man!
@stevedeakins416
@stevedeakins416 3 жыл бұрын
"Not kicked me, pushed me with his foot. And there is a difference." The amount of times I've said this😂😂😂😂😂
@michaeljhale23
@michaeljhale23 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've waited my whole life for someone to confirm this with me.
@Blake_Guajardo
@Blake_Guajardo 2 жыл бұрын
Many times have you say it?
@JakeAlright
@JakeAlright 2 жыл бұрын
what do you do that’s got you getting pushed by feet all the time lmao
@DanskiV2
@DanskiV2 2 жыл бұрын
Same man I’ve been saying this 😂😂
@839bang
@839bang 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never eaten sushi out of a truck cause I’m not a creep I’m not a calorie lurker” 🤣😂
@michelemurphy3541
@michelemurphy3541 2 жыл бұрын
Theo…the art in which you speak needs to be recognized world wide dude. Genius.
@caseyetheridge1689
@caseyetheridge1689 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is me when my college essay is 750 words but I need 1000.
@CajunCouillon
@CajunCouillon 3 жыл бұрын
“He was gentle when it came to the airwaves” 👏🤣 Theo is a blessing to us all!😂👍
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 2 жыл бұрын
Obvious undiagnosed Aspergers. Just throw an extra hat on. Love it. 🙏🏻
@TrinidadJamesWoods
@TrinidadJamesWoods Жыл бұрын
"I was a boy. And I was young. And I was a young boy." 😂😂😂
@throast7247
@throast7247 3 жыл бұрын
The way theo was so quick to compare the gravitron to being in a dryer tells me he's been up in some dryers
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes u jus gotta feel like some spare change clanking dawg 💯
@reedabuke9205
@reedabuke9205 3 жыл бұрын
Lol You say that like you have too Maybe you and tvon could get some shirts made and start a club
@throast7247
@throast7247 3 жыл бұрын
@@reedabuke9205 that would be a dream
@reedabuke9205
@reedabuke9205 2 жыл бұрын
@@throast7247 imagine being the Rat Queen
@joshbryan2230
@joshbryan2230 2 жыл бұрын
You haven't? I'd get in that bitch as a kid bro and leave the door wide open lmao no one home, prop the door open, mini rollercoaster bro. I was a very small child.
@tylermarier2034
@tylermarier2034 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is in his own world, and I love it
@fanncoplumbing862
@fanncoplumbing862 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Theo’s grandchild and listening to his epic stories about Poseidon, non-practicing lesbians and finger banging
@FrantzesElzaurdia
@FrantzesElzaurdia 3 жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention the fact that he said "Poseidon" and not Zeus? I swear Theo is so funny unintentionally some times lmao
@BockwinkleB
@BockwinkleB 3 жыл бұрын
Poseidon was the god of storms and I assume lightning. Zeus used a "thunderbolt", which is what exactly?
@Dinckelburg
@Dinckelburg 3 жыл бұрын
@@BockwinkleB A broomstick
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын
First thing i thought of 25 seconds in lol you beat me to it 👍🤣
@Voo504Doo
@Voo504Doo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s intentional. That’s why he’s a genius cause even though people think his stories are made up or what he says is on accident it’s all real and calculated
@dirksharp9876
@dirksharp9876 3 жыл бұрын
@@Voo504Doo Theo is playing 4d chess with these storytelling casuals
@aidanmeans5344
@aidanmeans5344 3 жыл бұрын
I was young, and I was a boy, and I was a young boy.
@Archonsx
@Archonsx 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Fausto_4841
@Fausto_4841 2 жыл бұрын
theo is a real one. the way he said he toughed it out and slept alone. there's something about going to sleep being afraid of the verry real possibility you might not wake up that the psychos and drug addicts can relate to. plus the fact that he's not into LA at all and lowkey thinks they're scumbags eating raw fish from the back of trucks hahahaha. i think he knows how much contempt they hold for the average country White boy.
@j.pershing2197
@j.pershing2197 2 жыл бұрын
U got shocked. Electrocution is forever.
@tubeofnoob4683
@tubeofnoob4683 3 жыл бұрын
"I was young. I was a boy. I was a young boy" -Theo Von
@spjr99
@spjr99 3 жыл бұрын
"I was young. I was young. I was a boy. And I was a young boy. And I lived near the fairground. Which is where the fair is. And all the fair animals."
@thoughtfullrebellion
@thoughtfullrebellion 3 жыл бұрын
I want that a shirt lol
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 3 жыл бұрын
@@thoughtfullrebellion why
@austynlacombe8770
@austynlacombe8770 3 жыл бұрын
“Kinda looked like lesbians but probably not lesbians.. non practicing lesbians”🤣🤣🤣
@frostfive
@frostfive 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bananastand-2241
@bananastand-2241 3 жыл бұрын
So fucking good.
@armandosandoval698
@armandosandoval698 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@aceofspades6667
@aceofspades6667 3 жыл бұрын
I think that might be the funniest thing I’ve hears all year... I want to meat a non practicing lesbian.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
Theo knows that 96% of all women are lesbians there's just a ton of em that haven't admitted yet so they're "non-practcing" lesbians... Scientific facts!!
@MeachPango
@MeachPango 2 жыл бұрын
"how many volts was it?" "I dunno bro I'm not a tachometer" XD
@justinsmith26
@justinsmith26 2 жыл бұрын
If I was friends with Theo I think it would take me a very long time to figure out if he is just being funny - or is seriously concerned about something. I am certain our friendship would end early at me laughing too hard at something sincere.
@AlilStucc
@AlilStucc 3 жыл бұрын
"im sorry if im a little fired up" Saying it super calm Lmao
@TheCBDemon
@TheCBDemon 3 жыл бұрын
God, if this makes you laugh I would be the funniest thing youve heard.
@WaxinSavant
@WaxinSavant 3 жыл бұрын
"You know a bull rider rides the bull for 8 seconds, so me riding an outlet for 3 ain't much."
@DeathBree
@DeathBree 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jumbroni6014
@jumbroni6014 3 жыл бұрын
Theo might be the best wordsmith I've ever seen? He had some great metaphors
@kyserbrown2311
@kyserbrown2311 3 жыл бұрын
Its the electricity
@iamneevy
@iamneevy 3 жыл бұрын
He once referred to a mustache as a "word curtain"
@alexgladwin6211
@alexgladwin6211 2 жыл бұрын
"so anyway , i breathed myself to neutral"....Theo's the Greatest
@Angel-qf6if
@Angel-qf6if Жыл бұрын
"Umm..I haven't been electrocuted in a long time" 😂😂😂
@VideoDiariesEJO
@VideoDiariesEJO 3 жыл бұрын
Theo. I really hope you're doing OK brother. Sincerely. All the smiles you give us, I hope someone gives you ten fold.
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
💜
@tp2520
@tp2520 3 жыл бұрын
"I've never eaten sushi out of a truck like some damn creep" Theo Von
@bl8388
@bl8388 Жыл бұрын
"I hadn't been electrocuted in a long time. And you forget what its like..." Im laughing while Theo is setting his jokes up. I know I better not be driving when I hear his punchline.
@toasted8432
@toasted8432 2 жыл бұрын
One of the only guys who makes me laugh before the video even loads
@jedediah7772
@jedediah7772 3 жыл бұрын
“Everyone was tall to me, cause I was a child” 😄
@trio1023
@trio1023 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is so fired up man, I wasn’t prepared
@Tavat
@Tavat 3 жыл бұрын
He’s electric
@upstateshenanigans430
@upstateshenanigans430 2 жыл бұрын
Theo i know you struggle to see it but you have some good friends around you that im sure would want you to stay at there home for the night or would come stay with you. Dont be afraid to call on your friends when you really need it. its one of the great positives of maintaining good friendships.
@theejungianstoic7424
@theejungianstoic7424 2 жыл бұрын
I got electrocuted, by electricty - Theo Von
@defeatignorance8681
@defeatignorance8681 3 жыл бұрын
Only Theo. "I didn't know if I was just spinning so fast that I was seeing weiners." 😳 I'm dying. 🤣
@jeffhuntington3953
@jeffhuntington3953 3 жыл бұрын
And thats when I Lost It🤣
@rose4490
@rose4490 2 жыл бұрын
That man was showin out. 😂
@CitizenSnips69
@CitizenSnips69 2 жыл бұрын
this was the best part
@lilme7052
@lilme7052 Жыл бұрын
This is so fuct up😂😂
@twarken5078
@twarken5078 3 жыл бұрын
“And at that point I completed some kind of a circuit” 🤣🤣🤣
@meeppeep4113
@meeppeep4113 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is such a good story teller! I hope he's doing better.
@kriswhite2551
@kriswhite2551 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guys brutal honesty.
@jst-c1372
@jst-c1372 3 жыл бұрын
So glad you didn't die Theo. Your a national treasure. Hope you recover well. Thanks for the all the laughter.
@frankthoman4894
@frankthoman4894 3 жыл бұрын
theo reminds me that other people are struggling too, that im not the only one. He reminds me that you can do a lot of dumb shit in life then turn things around and still make it in life doing what you love. He reminds me that I cant give up, that there is still hope.
@pollutance
@pollutance 3 жыл бұрын
I think the guy who put his foot in Theo’s back and pushed knew, that’s why he used his foot. If he would of touched Theo, he would of been locked up too, not being able to do a damn thing for either of them.
@duffnugg5810
@duffnugg5810 2 жыл бұрын
That man's foot was God
@xXCigarXx
@xXCigarXx 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is probably just like,eh it's low current....got me last week....better shove this kid along on his way....probably to young to know about sueing people.
@MG-hx3ym
@MG-hx3ym 2 жыл бұрын
“Riding the lighting!” Oh man so many points in this made me bust out laughing dude
@BigMacOrange
@BigMacOrange 2 жыл бұрын
"I haven't been electrocuted in a long time" is the best way to start any conversation.
@bo0tybandit
@bo0tybandit 3 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad for Theo sleeping alone, he knows where them non-practicing lesbians be at.
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
Low key best comment
@NoneyoBusiness579
@NoneyoBusiness579 3 жыл бұрын
The gravitron weiner showing story is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I was out of air oh my god. LOL
@nikkovibez9147
@nikkovibez9147 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a loooong damn time.😝
@dday8459
@dday8459 3 жыл бұрын
Same! 😂😂 adult body pieces lol 😂
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 3 жыл бұрын
The part where he passes it off as "he was just like, a party guy or some thing," was friggin hilarious.
@dizzmain7555
@dizzmain7555 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@IconicCypher
@IconicCypher 2 жыл бұрын
Bahhh that was toooooo godamn much. Beauriful bastard just sends me into convulsions. Well thankfully weiner flasher was just a party guy. Lil frank and beans exhibition never hurt anyone.
@spjr99
@spjr99 3 жыл бұрын
"A lotta miscreants, a lot of ne'er-do-wells."
@austinisfullpleasedontmove653
@austinisfullpleasedontmove653 Жыл бұрын
Electrocution means death by electric shock.
@kyleoliva2411
@kyleoliva2411 Жыл бұрын
As an electrician I scrolled down thinking I would see this comment like a 100 times and I haven't seen it anywhere. If your alive you didn't get electrocuted you got shocked, electrocution is when you die from an electrical shock.
@THEMIGHTYSTOIC
@THEMIGHTYSTOIC 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said “non- practicing lesbians” 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️
@davidjosh5640
@davidjosh5640 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he set up going Karen on the lobster roll food truck. “I gotta personal issue”
@kellar.
@kellar. 3 жыл бұрын
“Breathe myself back to neutral” 😂
@DontLetRhombus902
@DontLetRhombus902 2 жыл бұрын
“How many volts”is like asking what caliber bullet did you get shot by 😂
@commandoconstruction2720
@commandoconstruction2720 2 жыл бұрын
So glad you are okay! Great story! Def never heard her referred to as a “muppet”. Gonna have to keep that one for personal use. Thanks, Theo Von!
@chicouno8536
@chicouno8536 3 жыл бұрын
“You ever seen one of those electric things on the wall?” Yes Theo, yes we have.
@clavididk1236
@clavididk1236 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Norm McDonald
@Keaks_
@Keaks_ 2 жыл бұрын
"I suggest you don't sleep alone." Sounds horrifically sinister.
@cm1133
@cm1133 2 жыл бұрын
Electrocution is defined as “death by electrical shock.” You got shocked Theo. You didn’t get electrocuted.
@georgeporteous8201
@georgeporteous8201 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking this. But I was wondering, if you get shocked and you flatline and they get you back have you been electrocuted?
@StealthSlayer76
@StealthSlayer76 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a TV show about his childhood narrated by him
@TheFaipht
@TheFaipht 3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the king and the sting intro cartoon, I thought it was gonna lead into this exact show 🤣 still have a small twinge of disappointment every time I see it haha
@jordanbeaulieu
@jordanbeaulieu 3 жыл бұрын
'Grats to Theo for surviving being a condensed, live action Metallica album.
@cduubz1
@cduubz1 Жыл бұрын
“I got electrocuted…by electricity.” 😂😂
@GistOfItMedia
@GistOfItMedia 3 жыл бұрын
i like how every theo von story just derails in to a different story or several, riddled with charming and quaint southernisms
@headdoc9113
@headdoc9113 3 жыл бұрын
"Adult body pieces." Pure gold.
@calebbillodoux4719
@calebbillodoux4719 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Covington. We use to get a day off school for parish fair day. I love these stories. I don’t remember seeing a dudes ween but that completely makes sense. I can still remember the smells of fried food, vomit and livestock shit.
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from. Orange tx I'm the last town in southeast TX before u hit Louisiana we had a little festival called the crawfish festival it had the gravitron there I remember it too...probably the same 1
@bmanclassics4350
@bmanclassics4350 3 жыл бұрын
We didn't have a guy that showed us his weiner tho..our guy was a tall fat guy that would play classic rock music over the mega phone and quickly call us chicken shit as we walk by ...
@Benji_UFC
@Benji_UFC 2 жыл бұрын
Colby Covington
@dayday6945
@dayday6945 2 жыл бұрын
Covington Washington?
@Scottywardgaming
@Scottywardgaming 2 жыл бұрын
For Theo to say he got electrocuted twice in a row with an emphasis on the second electrocuted means this man really got electrocuted 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelperez81583
@michaelperez81583 3 жыл бұрын
The movie with the large piano keys was ironically named “Big” as Theo was saying big many many times describing it.
@Htimez2
@Htimez2 3 жыл бұрын
Thank God you made it Theo, I don't know what we would do without you bro, much love from Virginia.
@jasonnunez2841
@jasonnunez2841 2 жыл бұрын
happy thanks Giving. Love You Brother From New Mexico, I'm 50 And Die ING of Cancer. I Love You Truth telling Shit Keep It Up..Love ..
@randymarsh9089
@randymarsh9089 Жыл бұрын
Theo's use of the word " cunt " has won my heart. Fan 4 life
@kiwys2803
@kiwys2803 3 жыл бұрын
From his hair, you can tell he's telling the truth!
@prodigalparties
@prodigalparties 2 жыл бұрын
“He was gentle when it came to the airwaves!” 😂😂
@Nate-cw7of
@Nate-cw7of 2 жыл бұрын
“Me riding an outlet for 3 seconds wasn’t a big deal”
@trathyjack3185
@trathyjack3185 3 жыл бұрын
“Shocked” 😅 glad you still breathing homie, you funny as hale
@sharontrego7592
@sharontrego7592 3 жыл бұрын
Theo never disappoints, he is hilarious!!
@oakraghallach7547
@oakraghallach7547 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been electrified twice very badly when I was young. I understand these stories so well. Especially the part about not letting go and all your muscles going tense. Glad you are alive, buddy.
@derekderek2570
@derekderek2570 Жыл бұрын
I figured you were going to say the penis part
@aztro.99
@aztro.99 Жыл бұрын
ur ability to make a bad scenario sound so funny is great lol
@taylor11111
@taylor11111 2 жыл бұрын
i love how we’re just talking about fao schwartz and rich kid pianos in the middle of this
@graxo3752
@graxo3752 3 жыл бұрын
It's weird how much I feel the same addict mentality as Theo. Trying to get sober now. Thanks Theo! And all the other comedian podcasters.
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
Best of luck on the sobriety. I really recommend finding a group. But everyone is different. It’s just nice to find others you can relate to. It can be challenging to get through the initial stages, but it’s been so worth it for me. 🙏🏼❤️⚡️
@jordanmercier3616
@jordanmercier3616 3 жыл бұрын
What's ur drug of choice brother
@koshfrey9724
@koshfrey9724 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmercier3616 stimulants meth and lately fentanyl dirty 30s. I'm lost and tired and scared. Been using on and off for years. My daughters born almost 2 years ago and I was certain this was all behind me. I show up to work. Work my ass off But come home to nothing. My ex and daughter are in another country. I see her on vid chat every few days. I feel unloved and unlovable and unloving and I just want to hug her. I'm scared man. I'm 35. Never had an opiate problem before problem back to the states to live "rent free" I been using hard drugs since 18.. I dont want to die :(
@rawhide1337
@rawhide1337 Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a tachometer” when describing voltage lol
@curiousrex4753
@curiousrex4753 Жыл бұрын
You got shocked... "electrocuted" means death by electricity. ⚡️
@maxmarchetti6562
@maxmarchetti6562 3 жыл бұрын
Only Theo can tell a near death story straight faced and have it be hilarious
@ddtrahan
@ddtrahan 3 жыл бұрын
I have surfed the wave of electrons myself! Can’t say I miss it!
@that1guy899
@that1guy899 3 жыл бұрын
It's certainly not a fun experience!
@graxo3752
@graxo3752 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm pretty used to 120 volt shocks even though they are more dangerous than 220, you kinda just get used to accidentally touching wire nuts and stuff. I'm a full time drywall hanger ✌🤟🔨🔨🔨
@ddtrahan
@ddtrahan 3 жыл бұрын
@@graxo3752 wow, maybe you should start turning breakers off in each individual room as you work bro!
@acegood7058
@acegood7058 3 жыл бұрын
@@graxo3752 it’s 110 hombre. I’m an asshole hanger.
@ddtrahan
@ddtrahan 3 жыл бұрын
@@acegood7058 actually the voltage fluctuates btw 114v & 127v. There is no exact 120 all the time.
@Knaggs5758
@Knaggs5758 Ай бұрын
Pure, unadulterated brilliance.
@lanceperley3144
@lanceperley3144 2 жыл бұрын
His dialogue is how I used to write papers in highschool trying to hit the word limit 😂
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