The Highest Noob Game Ever! (Low Elo Legends)

2v2 teams do be dubious on Black Forest!
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[@sleeplesshollow4216]

What Elo is my homie Mcclain now we need weekly updates.

[@elsdon2427]

-4 :(

[@T90Official]

I’m keeping tabs and will keep you all updated 🫡

[@arnettthayer5314]

@@T90Official You rock man!

[@croskoal]

Mcclain is either a kid doing his best or an old man getting back into the game after years. Either way I'm invested now. Would love to see him winning a game

[@andybemackin]

😂😂😂

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Yellow has the patience of a saint to have played more than 100 games with Red, who was little more than a spectator, it felt at times as if they had cut a deal with the opponents. Poor yellow

[@tyxhq.]

Who's played 100 games with Red???

[@barnaclefelching4079]

@@tyxhq. yellow

[@zacharyhicks6237]

Yellow was asking red for advice early on. I just think red was a little under the weather.

[@IronbornBTW]

I lost it when I saw red buying wood *on Black Forest*

[@zxz5044]

Lmao

[@dudefrombelgium]

Perhaps they thought to be resourceful with the villager tasks...

[@caseyb1346]

Ever seen that picture of the spiderwebs made on different drugs? That's what Reds walls remind me of.

[@corbeau-_-]

I think the dubi spider there didn't make much of a web at all, though. Imagine them on LSD like the spider. I suppose viper is just on uppers...

[@michaelnewswanger2409]

Green walled that closed area on purpose to stop a sneaky onager cut. I'm 90% sure of it.

[@brawls.]

120%

[@CoqPwner]

the fucking traffic jam really got me. Had me crying in laughter by the end

[@kostas_ts]

Yeah i'm 15 mins in and smokadube definitely smoked a dube before starting this game.

[@AtlasJotun]

Then smoked the second one prescribed by Bradley during the game. Although it's two in times of peace and two in times of war, but this game had both so... He smoked at least 4.

[@EugeneOneguine]

Finally some 600 elos who play like 600 elos. In the other videos they're always up to castle with like 2 mins idle time only.

[@Vlix223]

What is that awful backround noise? It's been present the last couple videos, gives me tinitus

[@gnalter]

low elo legends: where players are so unskilled that black forest games don't even last very long

[@FuckeyDucky]

I love being a bad player. Get to come across some wild strats. Im low 300s after starting a month ago and love playing.

[@davyw.2571]

Games like this are so relaxing to watch, especially with T90's commentary and joking around. It's an amazing niche.

[@MrJamesonStyles]

T90 gets me through every illness, especially LEL. It is the perfect content for lying on the couch without the brainpower to follow something more involved, and his commentary and tangents are perfect little distractions

[@Pwnulolumad]

Your microphone is making a strange static sound each time it unmutes for your voice. You might have some un shielded cables or your custom gaming rig has some grounding issue surge protector idk

[@whistlecode1419]

When you cast a 650 Elo player, they are garbage. When I play a 650 elo player, they reach castle age in 16:00 and I get my butt cheeks split open.

[@openyoureyes909jones6]

wow, that is....graphic

[@Hiro_Trevelyan]

I hope red isn't an architect, imagine having too many doors through the house but not right where you need one

[@brokentombot]

As a Low Elo that plays under the influence of Doobis style I can relate to some of the "strategies" I saw here.

[@zaphodbeebleprox5043]

Yeah, those dubious walls might have been triggert by an abnormal decent kind of P-4-R-4-N-O-!-4... 😵‍💫

[@brokentombot]

@@zaphodbeebleprox5043 The start with hitting your doobie and wondering why no scout to I'm not trusting anyone here, not even my doobie brother.

[@zaphodbeebleprox5043]

@@brokentombot yeah and so you build stoned walls...

[@brokentombot]

@@zaphodbeebleprox5043 I'm stoned. Build stone things. Can't afford a castle in the feudal age so might as well use those six stone miners I have for no reason to fund a wall.

[@Naushikaa]

Fun fact: Aiglon was the nickname of Napoleon' son (Napoleon II, never became emperor)

[@nps1024]

I'm unhappy. Red didn't do anything all game (other than create obstacles for his team) and got a free win.

[@horaceweatherby2910]

a wonderful metaphor for life 😂

[@MrYeniro]

blue is even worse than red, so i think it's reasonable

[@arnettthayer5314]

Great game! i want to play online but im worried for some reason haha

[@sambaldwin6658]

“And red has clicked the gate with skirmishers” had me in stitches ngl😂🙏

[@ulrickts]

Watching red build those walls...

[@markburke1396]

T90 you need to cast more of SmokeAdube505 & Dubis. This is brilliant content! Also the Samurai should get a bonus against the Savar as they are a UU. edit: I checked, and if the UU is an upgrade from a generic unit it doesn't count. So it does do bonus damage against things like Condottiero, Turtle ship, but not Imp camel, Savar etc.

[@LOTR1801]

I'm sure it's been asked before, but would love a co-host with your fiancée so we can get the non-AOE view of what is happening

[@RngmonsterX]

Well, you have reignited my love for AOE again. Thank you.. my GF will hate you 🤣🤣

[@habocky]

Lovin the vids, please do something about the mic noise :) keep up the good work!

[@daniloalves1139]

I recently 2v1 at a team game in a map as my friend had to left and then comeback 15 min laters mid match. I sent game on discord was craaazy

[@corereject]

can you link it here i wannt watch that

[@WigglyWings]

Team of green and yellow would absolutely smoke the team of red and blue. Like it wouldn't be even close.

[@Hiram27]

A very dubious game.

[@vetleforseth5660]

Played this game over 20 years ago. Bought it today again, these players would crush me so bad 😅 Great videos btw. Love the content!

[@nickdarr7328]

Hes been telling the smoke inhalation joke for over 5 years so it was definitely more than 3 or 4 years ago

[@kindred3259]

You should've called the video "The great traffic jam"

[@hettinga359]

Green dying with that army still sitting there outside yellow’s eco killed me

[@FacialVomitTurtleFights]

Combo Break! XD god damit Chat guy got me with that lmao

[@prince1991988]

Thank you for a series of LELs, its my daily relax times..

[@BrownFoxWarrior]

I had a friend back on HD Edition that would always repair my houses because the sound of the fire annoyed him.

[@arnettthayer5314]

Hey T90 off topic but do you have a favorite civ?

[@WiscoDrinks]

green forgetting that army in the middle is tragic, he could have done real damage to yellow.

[@katlynumba514]

Should’ve called them the doobie brothers! Or cheech and Chong 😂

[@zaphodbeebleprox5043]

Lox E-lo is a little higher da da da da da da dab

[@InceyWincey]

I’m pretty sure he did

[@MrSchnauzbart65]

the traficjam was awful... but great game though 😂

[@KazeOo]

T420Official

[@boujazzygames]

keep it up T90!!! i enjoy your vids so much ^^ and im prety happy that you are back on twich XD or 1111111111111111111111111

[@santiagosanchez2467]

T90 is a certified baller

[@whyukraine]

So's your mom.

[@thebrewster]

t90 means Hivemind when he says you all share a braincell

[@watcherofthehollow5223]

Can we get much higher lol

[@sireagle60]

Awesome! Plz more of these 🙂

[@IfonlyIwassmaller]

If green didn’t forget that army and blue kept pushing they probably would have won that.

[@philipped.r.6385]

Honestly, Blue was so much behind that Green was forced to carry the team and it made his chances of survival very slim. He should have made Onagers and Hand Cannoners, but Blue took too much time pushing into Red's position. He could have got through very quickly had he targeted the damn gates and let the Teutonic Knight hate flow through him.

[@kaioo1658]

How’s I sit miss that dude!

[@doomtho42]

I’m so upset with green for forgetting about half his army. If, right around the time yellow started trebbing down buildings and pushing into his base, green raids yellow again rather than hopelessly trickling units into the invading forces head-on, there’s a very good chance (50/50 at the very least) green/blue win the game.

[@CptManboobs]

Red is playing Stronghold

[@Mydraor]

I love the Dube-Team. Maybe we will see them again sometimes.

[@vot3r]

Bangin please keep these up! Doesn't just need to be black forest but team low elo ftw!

[@jamalcalypse]

my friend I played with that got me into the game always double walled in anticipation of me never walling and letting the enemy through

[@faxmachine1162]

as a new player myself who wants to get started in multiplayer, I've played some skirmish games and learned a civ+build order, how do I play on maps other than Arabia? Its a fine map, but I do want to play on maps like Black forest or Continental from time to time.

[@Michalosnup]

When i started playing, i thought that money from markets is based on time travelled, not on distance. My traderouts were.... Well, not the greatest. Still better then when i built the markets next to my ai ally, so they could make more trips tho.

[@Omni0404]

The doobie brothers

[@Elemental3dprinting]

Man I wish I could be in one of these vids although im probably not low elo enough at 790. i always do well for eco score in the early game and sumetimes pull off in my eyes a decent fast castle but thats where the good ends. ive lost 700 units in a game aganst 2 hard cd bots as britons. i dont know what i do wrong but i think i make the proper counters but i end up just flooding units into a grinder untill im broke and get stomped.

[@lauraiss1027]

I'm new to AoE2 and this channel, bought the game and playing campaign now. What grinds my gears is that since you obviously send men to chop trees and mine, while women fish and do gardening, sometimes random gives so many women that I have too many farms and no one at the lumber mill.

[@InceyWincey]

Fun fact: Women actually did work in the mines. The employment of women in mining work was in fact banned for being too dangerous several years before child labour was outlawed.

[@Johancell]

At least red tried something; how do players like blue have any fun? They do nothing and resign after wasting >1hr, I don't get it

[@LDProductionsClass]

@25:18 the weed helped him come up with the idea, but it also prevented him from executing it properly. Truly tragic.

[@TranquillShot]

8:25 and I get ganked with the discovery that PinkWard is an AoE fan lmfao TMYK

[@introchris6083]

Why do all noobs build houses lile this? :D. Bery often they build houses in these blocks. Very neat.

[@flamingosedai1820]

Red was smoking too many dubies to see the wall blocking a third of the economy 🤣

[@jesseleesamples]

Can anyone here tell me what’s good against tons of Champions if you’re playing as Franks?

[@donlucio03]

One day I will be a part of this playlist, one day

[@flamingosedai1820]

Too bad Green and Yellow didn't know about the Great Traffic Jam 😢

[@Broken_robot1986]

1

[@davilg007]

was the smoke inhalation told before? this sounded all very familiar 11

[@haptorripman1228]

Where does T90 stream? I would like to join in someday!

[@PetrichorPlays]

I LOVE THE OVERVIEW STATS ETC. IS THIS A MOD? HOW DO I GET WITH UPDATED AOE2 SCORE TRACKING SEEMS FIRE

[@Tom4SEO]

I've become a bigger fan to the shorter ending games due to good Strategy.

[@jn1mrgn]

I wish Tristan would learn how to pronounce Khmer correctly.

[@Cicincz]

it looks like red is best in theory but he had so much smoke that he is very much impaired

[@pumppupappi]

have been called noob in team games😂 enemy team gang up early on me then my team calls me noob

[@Hiram27]

How are the Persians a paladin civ if they don't get Paladin?

[@thomashammel7633]

"it's a fast imp crenelation play". At 43 min. "fast".

[@digunight]

Are they playing aoe2 official multiplayer?

[@BinnyBongBaron_AoE]

BinnyBongBaron was sad to see that he was not he high low elo legend. 11

[@BenjaminGlatt]

No Doobie Brothers joke at the beginning? For shame.

[@Appletank8]

Redwall

[@WillyShankspeare]

Well i guess I gotta smoke and join them

[@robertherlihy917]

This team seems quite dubious.

[@henriquecig]

green was so bad, with that army siting there...he is worst than red.

[@nyoodmono4681]

Omg T90s fiancee is the worst Kappa

[@Damnnnbruh]

All green had to do was to raid with that army sitting idle

[@blittle47]

@dux mom said I get the brain cell now

[@Nagassh]

Teach T90 to judge a book by it's cover. Dave was the hero all along.

[@quoniam426]

FYI: Aiglon in French is a baby Eagle. Also, "Aiglon" it was the negative nickname of Napoléon's son, the so called King of Rome. Napoleon's symbol was the Imperial Eagle, just the same as Rome I guess. Napoleon II died quite young. Napoleon III's son also never got the chance to reign, the Second Empire collapsed before and he was later enlisted in the British Army and died against the Zulus. (Napoleon III was Napoleon's nephew)

[@whyukraine]

The player names seem dubious.

[@stillechoinginspace]

"Dave's not here man" - Underrated comment

[@spiffs2septims730]

Together we comprise T90's flesh golem baby. This game was great, we require more dubie bros for sustenance.

[@ChipWarriors]

what version of AOE 2 are these games played on? Defininitive edition? is this modded?

[@InceyWincey]

Just DE. I think T90 has the small trees mod on.

[@Promethium666]

was a good game, funny moments with reds crazy walls, shame blue never built his economy up as he struggled, green and yellow did the carrying, pour green though, if he hadnt forgotten about that army and if he had some support i think he could have won that.

[@ichhabe330]

Prefer LEL-games to pro-games.

[@generalhiczer8225]

bro how do you find your games… can u comment mine ? 800 elo noob watching a lot of ur videos

[@daroth7127]

AoE 2 is a great game when you're high, the music and the bright colors mixed with nostalgia and those classic sprites are all so good

[@oriollopezbulto3374]

The day AoEII went Cities Skylines with the traffic jam😂

[@malikshabazz2065]

this rules! great stuff :-)

[@exie3014]

Man these guys crack me up. Green walling the woodline lmao

[@Jennaros1ty]

I've been sick in bed for two days and T90s videos have been the best company