The Hills Have Eyes Review: You Are In the Land of Wolves

I talk about one of the most famous franchises in horror, one that's gotten more popular in recent years. For all the wrong reasons. No, the killers aren't Native American.
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[@Waffleplateninja]

Christ, what a chilling and utterly disturbing movie. I sure do hope some gay hippie from the Appalachians doesn't try to justify the horrors depicted and relate them to Native Americans!

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

Shows what he truly thinks of Amerindians lmao

[@heskymarky]

​@@ManiacMayhem7256 fr imagine watching a movie about inbred cannibal murderers and your first thought is "the writers were obviously referencing native americans"

[@dillhouston]

I'm glad he destroyed his pathetic channel

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

@@heskymarky Imagine his reaction to Bone Tomahawk

[@F_lippy]

But truly, are they not justified?

[@AdeptusMumbles]

"if you don’t support the grape of rich women by the downtrodden poors, do you really belong in OUR community?"

[@TheSutanian]

I think your community is evil

[@CloakofAuron]

Man, that stream was A RIDE. Love that we got a new meme out of it, but IPOS was trying too hard with his "Notice me Hbomberguy-senpai" nonsense.

[@johnnyboy2537]

​@@CloakofAuronAs if we needed another reminder that breadtubers aren't people.

[@mirror8519]

Well, lefties are consistent with that line of thinking. That's why they love the mass migrations to Europe.

[@NewCanada]

​@@johnnyboy2537They're social justice addicts who are no better than journos.

[@gileskangaroo2209]

"The bad guys must represent the good guys! Look how smart and progressive I am by deconstructing the narrative!"

[@kaj7135]

Every “progressive” asshat is like a shitty high school English teacher these days.

[@getthegoons]

The ultimate subversion is subverting the viewers expectation of a decent fucking movie.

[@mirror8519]

That's a how i met your mother bit brought into reality.

[@lenny_boxx4206]

is this a jab on IPOS

[@getthegoons]

@@lenny_boxx4206 literally the entire video and comment section.

[@mysteryman4915]

“Horror is about love. Horror is about kindness.” -Some brainlet.

[@flatpepsi]

*Harrrr

[@flamestoyershadowkill6400]

In truth horror is about darkness, whether that be calamity, evil, or the consequences of mans foolish ambition

[@magmos6346]

It just hit me why Beast is so damned brutal to the bad guys in this movie. Their first kill was Beauty, the only dog he's never been violent towards. His lady. These bastards made it personal with him from move one.

[@brianwalsh1339]

Oh man, finally, a wholesome film about how the cannibals represent minorities taking revenge on white people for *checks notes* existing /sarcasm

[@kaj7135]

Most sane leftist belief.

[@DrSeniorMilminaman]

Yeah, that's the current thing with those freaks and their "beliefs". Honestly. you need to not have a soul to do any of the things they do.

[@CloakofAuron]

Breadtube gonna breadtube

[@josedorsaith5261]

Just Talmudic Things

[@PopoXReturnz]

$500... I cant live off of that.

[@marshalmarshall2109]

the masculine urge to move into a desert cave and attack wayward travelers

[@Senator-Wary]

The desert cave goblin

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

I am og thog, thrasher of th*ts

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

"Never should have come here" *Battle music ensues*

[@NEETKitten]

​@@austin9568AuraMasterDX "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

[@marshalmarshall2109]

​@austin9568AuraMasterDX "Keep running so I can stab you in the back!"

[@xarporte]

The cannibals can be anything like gamers and the hills are a GameStop

[@JeanMarceaux]

Oh shit I need to buy Hills stock (NYSE: HILS) it's gonnaa skyrocke thanks to yokels from DesertStreetBets

[@whiskeycorridor90]

A French director makes a movie criticizing nuclear testing in America, oblivious to the fact that his country was one nuke short of creating irl Godzilla in the Pacific.

[@anujsreenivasan5040]

I have no context on anything here, but regardless of one’s national affiliation, shouldn’t criticism of the other still be valid and one’s own opinion rather than that of a country? Besides, didn’t America still push the trigger? If I’m wrong, you’re free to ignore me.

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

Reminds me of how in the infamous Tri-state Godzilla remake they actually change the origin of Godzilla being a result of the French government nuclear testing. Just watching you wonder why they change it, until you it up and France was the one country with the most active nuclear testing.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

@@anujsreenivasan5040 You don't push triggers. Are you British?

[@anujsreenivasan5040]

@@berserkasaurusrex4233 Indian

[@anujsreenivasan5040]

@@berserkasaurusrex4233 what is it then, pull?

[@dpm305]

I just find it interesting that the same circles which pushed "death of the author" and deconstructionism are now acting as gate keepers that dictate what is the canonical interpretation.

[@innoclarke7435]

Their little system working exactly as intended.

[@doctordice2doctordice210]

Is so bizarre with this and coding Why are you taking authority away from media?

[@joeswanson5175]

They only wanted to kill the author so that they owned the narrative

[@MrSilentProtagonist]

That has always been the point of DotA.

[@Laneous14]

Because it was always about gaining power. Remember, to them, criticism, conversation itself, and all human interaction is just a power game to see who is morally right, smarter, better, etc. These soy-filled fucks will pick a fight with the tide if they think it can get them an iota more of power (since by their very nature they have very, very little physical, romantic, or monetary power).

[@fren111]

The ear necklace represents the cries for help ignored by the white man

[@TheDigitalApple]

The real question is……..were they not justified in their actions?

[@leviticusprime4904]

All breadtube is is just conformation bias

[@brotherman147]

Werent we justified?

[@WoodenChurch_041]

All i know is beast chose violence lol

[@TheDolphinTuna]

“In a way”, at the very least

[@brotherman147]

​@@leviticusprime4904pretty much

[@samzilla567]

The fact that IPOS's horribly racist take on The Hills Have Eyes and everyone calling him out on it, caused his schizo crusade against a bunch of other successful youtubers will never stop being funny to me.

[@bickyboo7789]

My jaw dropped when his clip started playing. Goddamn lol.

[@powercage]

He's my favorite moron.

[@travian821]

Compound interest of mistakes

[@powercage]

@@samzilla567 I will *never* get sick of people mocking him. I hope he does try to come back.

[@stepanotrisal1512]

I actually love the idea of Jupiters as Native Americans. Because for all of my life, I was told I was born too late to take the land from Indians, so this gives me hope of making my dreams come true

[@CrashWeezerman]

This series is a perfect example of how horror is really all about love. The love Papa Jupiter had for Mama. The love Beast had for his family. The love Mars had for Brenda.

[@TheTurtleinariver]

at it's core, the picture's about family - vin 'car go fast crash' diesel

[@rabidwolverine8367]

@@TheTurtleinariverAnd that’s what’s so powerful about it

[@AwfulWaffle8474]

I still find it hilarious that IPOS's head cannon was that the cannibals were supposed to represent native Americans and as a person who does nothing but call others racist on KZbin, he saw nothing wrong with that comparison. lol

[@randomcenturion7264]

Not only that, he acts like he just stood up for them or something. My dude, you just compared the incestuous, cannibal murderers to a group of people, where no one, and I mean Fucking no one, was even thinking of that to begin with.

[@CloakofAuron]

Prog activism and aggrievement are some damn strong drugs.

[@JanJansen985]

Yeah guys the orcs in fantasy that cannot create anything due to being so stupid and only to exist to destroy are totally supposed to be africans Dont forget to vote liberal

[@enginear1157]

When you're so anti-racist, you wrap back around to being racist again

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@CloakofAuron Nothing is as sweet as giving someone the ability to feel morally righteous for bad behavior.

[@joshuakim5240]

Cannibals: "Lol let's mess with these nerds by killing one of their dogs first. What could possibly go wrong?" Beast: *barks with the DOOM soundtrack*

[@jacobbearnson5874]

Barks in BFG Division

[@CatsOverdrive]

Growls in Rip & Tear.

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

*becomes the inverted version of John Wick*

[@kingbash6466]

Could you imagine trying to paint a group of cannibals who not only rape and kill women but also have no issue with eating babies in a positive light compared to the protagonists? Couldn't be me.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

You must not be aware of what's been happening in the West for last twenty years. You know how many young girls got graped by desert folks and it was just waived off as "cultural misunderstanding" or "they don't know any better " IPOS is a leftist, they're all like that.

[@Jimboh1637]

"THE DOG HELD A GRUDGE", dog is man's best friend at the end of the day.

[@Jedishill680]

The dog saw its family harmed, beast acted accordingly

[@CrashWeezerman]

Beast to Pluto: "I ain't your friend"

[@NomadMonkey396]

Dog is God spelt backwards after all.

[@heresy8384]

Imagine if Beast were a Pitbull, all the Jupiters would be dead before the movie even began

[@kovacsnovak6745]

​@@heresy8384 nah imagine a borzoi, there would be nothing left of them

[@jester9217]

A film in which a couple ex army guys go hunting in the foot hills when they come across the site of a brutal attack by savages and have to decide whether to go back to civilization or hunt down the pricks. Could be a great film, especially if you add in a ticking clock of child having been taken.

[@connorhudock1950]

Isn't this more or less the plot of the real Sawney Bean story?

[@MasahikoKohineko]

Maybe try Bone Tomahawk; it's not exactly what you're describing, but it should 'scratch your itch', as it were. It's also one of the best westerns I've ever seen.

[@kraigshall]

If I had to choose between. Dealing with the Jupiter clan with a squad of police or taking Beast with me, I'm taking Beast. The dog stood on business

[@manfredalbrechtfreiherrvon4042]

Lol, making a better review of Hills than in Praise of Shadows is just pissing on his grave at this point. i approve.

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

He got pissed on fr

[@woodlefoof2]

The frothy golden shores of lake cresva

[@Chudnugget]

Way to kick a man while he's down chud

[@hilotakenaka]

IPOS is the type of guy who’d become a war general solely so he could justify kidnapping the women of the village Also I *highly* recommend viewers to check out TAL’s stream archive discussing IPOS’s video (or Khavvah’s response to IPOS) if you wanted a better deconstruction of that guy’s takes

[@StormCrow702]

TAL? What does it stand for, I wanna watch them.

[@greenn992]

​@StormCrow702 youre on the channel rn

[@loke801]

Make sure to have some booze too, because that dudes pompous attitude gets grating VERY fast.

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@loke801the dude sounds like a stereotypical 80s gay man, fitting I suppose.

[@imahoare4742]

Literally unwatchable stream so far. Between Loli talking over the video, the video playing continually on high so you can barely hear Loli and fucking TTS blasting over both. Yeah no thanks.

[@1happiboi]

in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions in a way are they not justified for their actions

[@randomcenturion7264]

The fact he said this, with ZERO irony, is both hilarious and mind-boggling.

[@somethingwithultra7231]

The way he said it with his dumb silly video essay parody-like voice as well.

[@Captaincapafew14]

​@@randomcenturion7264 average commie

[@CloakofAuron]

New channel meme, and I love it. Was there the moment Loli clipped it and started spamming it, some ad hoc guerilla-type shit. One of the best parts of the stream. XD

[@1happiboi]

@@CloakofAuron i know right

[@seg162]

"You guys, he forcibly clapped her cheeks against her will in self defense!"

[@REvoLverj98]

He would unironically defend Griffith because he's that braindead

[@weeaboobaguette3943]

@@REvoLverj98 I don't understand people defending Griffith. You only need to defend people that did something wrong, this makes no sense.

[@MrSilentProtagonist]

People unironically think that way about a certain on-going conflict.

[@durere]

@@weeaboobaguette3943 You snitched on yourself with ''you need to defend people that did something wrong''. Otherwise, great joke, gave me a giggle.

[@woketacha6112]

beast is the john wick of horror movie good bois but instead of the russian mafia killing his dog that was the last gift from his departed wife, they killed the wife.

[@jeff8839]

Ah yes, my favorite white boy video essay channel has dropped another banger.

[@AhYoureFinallyHere]

eating good today!

[@LordShaggy97]

Go white boy go white boy!

[@makosimp5022]

We are so black bros

[@sojournertaylor6897]

If the hills have eyes, do they need glasses?

[@zeezerzam]

only while driving

[@flatpepsi]

Some do. Like humans, not all of us need glasses.

[@yoboikamil525]

they clearly need grasses

[@EliteKnight97]

The hills have four eyes

[@JeanMarceaux]

Nah, the hillsight is always 20/20

[@MarkAndrewEdwards]

Lesson: Be a wolf or have wolf skills when in the Land of Wolves

[@randomcenturion7264]

Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.

[@MarkAndrewEdwards]

@@randomcenturion7264 #Truth

[@LoPro]

Or a Beast

[@JanJansen985]

Wolf wolf wolf wolf bork

[@blackosprey2219]

When in Rome...

[@davidgusquiloor2665]

Not only you explore how the self defense violence in the Hills Have Eyes doesn't make the family monsters, you actually explore the idea of human depravitiy and give examples of humans becoming monsters. And what is more important give me a list of movies I could watch.

[@CatsOverdrive]

Currently getting Straw Dogs because of this video.

[@smoothboi0642]

The eyes have hills

[@lucasbelmont3191]

Poetic 😭

[@Nikolai1939]

The eyes have eyes

[@pyramidblaster9239]

​@@Nikolai1939 Grant us more eyes.

[@mekhane.broken9678]

​pyramidblaster923 Kos or some say Kosm

[@johansteilmen624]

Bloodborne moment

[@att7364]

2 wolf are inside you, the first one prefer while the other one prefer

[@woodlefoof2]

Which one is stronger?

[@nawan6266]

Both are nobces, you are a nonce

[@jonahbrown5669]

​@@woodlefoof2The girl

[@att7364]

@@woodlefoof2

[@davidgusquiloor2665]

The one you feed more​@@woodlefoof2

[@willardtk2979]

I did mobilization training (military bullshit) in Oro Grande, NM and White Sands. Kept expecting to run up on mutant cannibals the entire time. Only saw coyotes and some sort of weird African goat some jackass brought in from Africa that escaped and flourished.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Wow. Damn that goat really got around.

[@CatsOverdrive]

That goat is absolutely GOATED.

[@viljamtheninja]

In a way... weren't they justified in protecting their land from perceived invaders who did not share their beliefs or practices? -In Praise of Shadows, notorious anti-immigrant

[@joecrazy9896]

4:45 They absolutely are not justified Zane, you hack.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Don't lesson to this Normal Propaganda, Hill Clans Rise Up!

[@TheGamingAngel18]

The cannibals can be anything you want them to be. They can be allegorical for weebs and the hills are representative of their waifus.

[@guerreiroazul3230]

And the Carter family are tourists who need to go away.

[@ChaosReacon137]

Yeah, I always found the "They're just as bad as the bad guys!" idea baffling when this is supposed to be the example. One isn't as bad when they're fending off the people trying to kill them. Becoming the monster is the idea of the few examples provided in the video, that even though you can walk off and be safe after the person has wronged you or your group runs off and maybe unlikely to go after you, that you hunt them down for that slight chance the person will be petty and ruin your life or worse when they did something just as bad or less by the time you get to them; when your actions makes you become someone like Freddy or those who commit evil acts with little to no remorse. Thanks for the video. Now I have some suggestions to go through

[@tigersympathiser2265]

Didn't that 'In Praise of Shadows' guy try to make out that the cannibals in this movie were both native americans and morally justified? (It's the guy who made that weird exposé on Wendigoon a while ago)

[@baker90338]

Also claimed they might have been African Americans. yeah…

[@blindedjourneyman]

yeah, and it was extremely racist of him. leave it to wokes to accidentally be more racist than the kkk

[@adolfogarza8934]

bro saw the cannibals and was like "yeah those cannibals are black and natives"

[@tigersympathiser2265]

Yeah I mean it's almost as if the intersectional view of focusing on race and shit (in completely irrelevant contexts), ends up making the people focused on race look kinda racist.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

yup.. he thinks savage, flesh eating mutants are the equivalent to harmless Native Americans, I'm Native American and people like him disgusts me, woke racism never fails to boil my guts.

[@ThunderClapClide]

I’m gonna be honest, “media literacy” is one of the stupidest things I have heard of in a long time. I have legit never heard the term until earlier THIS YEAR, and people like IPOS who use it prove how much they don’t understand what’s in front of their faces. Plus, why use a term like “media literacy” when you can just say “I understood what happened in the movie?”

[@dibberz-v1z]

“media literacy” is just another term used to try and groom people into becoming left wing communist, "don't you know all the well loved entertainment is actually commentary on how evil capitalism is? your not a real fan of this thing if your not a progressive communist like me, and if you say anything that proves me otherwise, your media illliterate

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

It basically means interpret a film in a super western social far left fashion. If author agrees, use their words to denounce reactionary fans. If they don't, "death of the author"

[@Half_Bl00d_H3R0]

Cause when people, usually guys, watch the wolf on Wall Street or American psycho. They want to be that character and praise the actions depicted in the film.

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

@@Half_Bl00d_H3R0 And yet the media literacy types will misinterpret those same films. They claim fight club was primarily about toxic masculinity when the author himself said it was about consumerism through and through. They are especially bad with contradicting Frank Herbert

[@sojalemmi1515]

I took a media literacy elective class in high school back in 2006. It was a pretty good class. Taught us about advertising, including subliminal messaging, television programming, and how news shows are put together. The biggest thing I took away from the class was the wisdom that nothing you see on the TV is there by accident, every aspect of every program and advertisement, it is all carefully planned and done w some purpose. Good class. Not sure about this recent media literacy trend, but I would imagine it is corrupted by modern ideology, like everything else.

[@JoshGolus]

I wonder how long it will be before IPOS is just forgotten. Already, he barely comes up anymore. He made one big bang in his career that people flocked to see like a freak show, and then abandoned and sent right back to where he was: obscurity.

[@blackosprey2219]

Real quick unless he comes back and starts picking fights. Which is unlikely, based on what we've seen.

[@LuridContent]

I still haven't forgotten Mundane Matt and Bouldergate. So... it'll be a while before IPOS is ready for memory purge.

[@zzzzzzz88]

@@LuridContent >Bouldergate Now this takes me back.

[@UnknownLord711]

I would argue vlad the impaler did the stuff his did for survival. My man had the OTTOMANS on his border and it was the only way to really keep them at bay

[@Captaincapafew14]

In praise of shadows will be the first guy in the gulag if his political philosphy came to fruition

[@picklejarmonsterfanboy9367]

so sad the good guys lost in the end... rip Hill Kings

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

But Tal, IPOS stated the cannibals are misunderstood and that family had it coming!

[@REvoLverj98]

So were the 3rd Reich. All they wanted was to keep the German race strong! 🤡

[@etrangray-mane8610]

Saying this before watching, but rather than making jokes about In Praise of Stupid, I'm happy to finally see a channel I like talking about this movie I've heard so much about.

[@CloakofAuron]

Oh, that was done two streams ago. ...it was an ordeal to get through, but TAL, Shota, and the audience made the best of it. Breadtube. Not even once.

[@etrangray-mane8610]

​@@CloakofAuron I've sat through the whole stream. Even with Loli's reactions it was a struggle to get through the nine layers of Breadtube

[@toolatetothestory]

So the Dog just pulled a Reverse John Wick, essentially?

[@SuperLlama42]

I can't believe PoS doesn't make a million bajillion dollars with takes like "The murderous cannibal hillbillies in the desert are clearly Native Americans and black people." He obviously needs to try and cancel a much better horror KZbinr with Six Degrees of Hitler logic.

[@gojira7824]

You keep saying that the hills have eyes in these movies, but they're all just regular crummy hills without eyes!

[@randomcenturion7264]

0/10, Hill Did Not Have Eyes, false advertising.

[@zeldies1976]

Wes Craven predicted "when the [thing in enemy territory] start speaking [language of enemy]" memes

[@MoskHotel]

Kinda wished the soldiers in the god-awful sequel were given a very similar treatment as the British soldiers from Dog Soldiers. In that 2002 flick, Kevin McKidd plays a private named Cooper who quickly demonstrates being a trained soldier who's already shown to have survival skills and some leadership, even being more badass than the sergeant who's played by Sean Pertwee. One of the best things about the main cast is that they're not stupid. Most of them are trained in what they're supposed to do, fight while their own lives are still intact. Instead of panicking in a corner or trying to run away for their lives, they outright try to kill their enemies, even if they're werewolves who can only be killed by silver. One of the soldiers even lunges at one of the Lycans inside a car when he knew his fate has been sealed.

[@kyon813]

"You think it's all over? It is now." *_BANG!_* Kickass movie. Loli should talk about it this Halloween.

[@alexfield3950]

Dog soldiers is classic

[@MoskHotel]

@@kyon813 I'd imagine Cooper would basically be a slayer if he were to encounter any more of the Jupiter Clan, or at least the mutant families. He'd probably lead a mercenary group sent to kill all remaining mutants after the family from the previous movie got rescued. Funny enough, the other character that survived in Dog Soldiers is a dog. And since Cooper is actually a dog person, it'd be wicked to see him team up with Beast.

[@doomguy19931]

Don't forget the guy who fought one with just some pots and then a random sword

[@kyon813]

@@doomguy19931 God rest you, Spoon. You went down like a fuckin' champion. "I hope I give you the _shits,_ you fuckin' _wimp!"_

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Beast is the spiritual revenge against all the other horror and action movies that use dogs as a speedbump for the conflict.

[@quietrioter]

In a way, was Loli not justified in making a better analysis than Zane?

[@CJDunehew1]

Beast is a pretty cool dude

[@WoodenChurch_041]

Beast is basically guts but a dog heh

[@frug5629]

Beast is the ideal. What the job of a good boi is all about. The mutants just learned why Beast always got prime cut leftovers at the dinner table.

[@loke801]

27:50 All Quiet on the Western front went into that a bit too, specifically when Paul kills that French soldier in the shell hole and laments how brutal he’s become.

[@fconstraints]

Also, Generation Kill meets The Descent would fucking rock

[@InfamyJunkie]

Unbiased take that doesn't make wild, reaching claims about the antagonists' motive for their murderous actions. This channel must be into guns and can afford to pay their monthly rent.

[@bcd32dok36]

Welcome to the almighty loli’s channel. One of the few people on the internet with common sense.

[@gendor5199]

And for anyone disliking the horror genre: Genndy TRarkowskys "Primal" also deals in the same things, with the side story "Primal Threory" being literally about the theory of people pushed beyond a breaking point

[@ZX-Gear]

Inb4 we get an IPOS Cameo. For all the Worst/Best Reasons

[@quarth1420]

Damn i didnt know they made a documentary about cyrax

[@tristanvonbickinstein9909]

I find it interesting that certain circles of the internet will dehumanize someone based on their financial income and that would justify horrible acts being perpetrated on said individual. Yet these people are the ones who will browbeat you with their morality and how superior they are to the common man. Very Dark way of thinking once you remove the outer layers, and I am sure there are no real-world correlations right?

[@thereseemstobeenanerror1219]

they're just looking for an excuse to hurt people.

[@Senator-Wary]

Kino has arrived

[@jonathanwatson4484]

got to say, I kind of love that dog, serious that dog having revenge is great, they killed his partner and attack the people who treated him with love despite the dog having a history of violence. don't blame the dog holding a grudge

[@TheDolphinTuna]

For all the videos that came out of the IPOS controversy, this is one of the few that actually came from a legitimate horror fan, and it shows in the superb quality criticism/content.

[@doctordice2doctordice210]

Left wing media analysis: "here's a somewhat contrived and convoluted explanation about how the media I'm taking about confirms and affirms my already established beliefs"

[@possummagic3571]

idk why but I read that in IPOS voice.

[@AJadedLizard]

Here's how, in spite of being propped up and backed by every major corporation and government in the Western world, I _really_ represent the hidden truth and counter-cultural narrative "society" doesn't want you to hear- every online Leftist.

[@bipoc-alypesproductions198]

I love how many of these comments are just dunking on in praise of shadows😂

[@Shatterstar]

"They killed off Beast." INTO THE TRASH IT GOES THEN!

[@HeyImRosko]

I don't remember the remake being particularly gory. In fact, I remember being disappointed the big headed wheelchair mutant didn't get his floopy noggin burst like the gross overripe melon it was.

[@irish-italianintrovert.8600]

The Hills have Eyes when The River have Lips asks its mom, The Mountains have Knockers if she’s single: 👁️🗻👁️ Also Beast is my favorite animal character in cinema period.

[@bcd32dok36]

The mountain have knockers would the porn parody title.

[@1Sir-McKnight]

In the remake Big Bob Carter could have turned the cannibal mutants into a skin suit if he had come prepared.

[@theduxabides9274]

24:57 "They drew first blood, not me."

[@blackosprey2219]

I take great comfort in the thought that we all have the capacity to set our fear aside so we can shred the monster that's trying to eat our family. The idea that we've become so soft and domesticated that we'd just stand there and watch it happen is much more terrifying.

[@pieminator6969]

Good take: "Even regular, civilized people can become monsters, due to extreme situations" Reta___d take: "It'S AbOuT BlAck PeOplE" Also "People becoming brutal to survive" trait worked really well in 'Far Cry 3' and 'Tomb Raider 2013'.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Recently replayed Far Cry 3 and yeah, it did it brilliantly. Jason isn't "Bad", and I refuse to say he's as bad as the slavers, but by the end of it, he is absolutely just as brutal. He made himself a beast to survive, and deep down, he knows he enjoyed it.

[@Snakedude4life]

Imagine going so far to even just making up head cannon for horror movie monsters. Maybe, just maybe the Xenomorph is not “redeemable.” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

She's just a poor mother trying to feed her family.

[@Jimppin]

Average day in rural Florida

[@george_denbrough]

Your mom's an average day in rural Florida

[@Jimppin]

@@george_denbrough which one?

[@george_denbrough]

@@Jimppin Monday, because she sucks A LOT

[@GamerKonata]

Hey, that's uncalled for! That's clearly a desert and not a swamp.

[@evanpetelle5669]

That “in praise of shadows” take has been used in soooo many videos & it’s freaking HILARIOUS that he was incapable of realizing how champagne socialist he sounded during the editing process. It’s basically a meme at this point.

[@blueripper1558]

"the movie has many interpretations, you could say the hillbillies are native Americans and the people are Europeans" anytime i see this movie im just reminded by that drama

[@topcat59]

I honestly believe that praise of shadows simply ignored the entirety of the film and made his own headcanon on what happened so he can make his horrible video about the movie.🐱

[@Gunnumn]

Your videos come out at the best time. Whenever berserk crosses my mind, you always come in clutch. Now, i thought to myself "ive never seen the hills have eyes" and here we are. Keep up the good work and keep fighting the good fight.

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

While I could mention the wendigoon nonsense instead I’ll commend Michael Berryman for his performance considering he has no sweat glands filming in a desert couldn’t have been comfortable. He also has no finger nails.

[@scottroxford5715]

The obsession some people have with trying to find political messages in media is just terminally online brain rot. The Friday the 13th franchise has a strange psychological angle to most of the films but at the same time, they're dumb slasher films.

[@NomadMonkey396]

The Hills have eyes is another example of executives trying to make it a franchise but it just doesn't work as one. The 1977 and 2006 films work as standalone movies that have 1 story that don't need expanding on.

[@5arziiblacking477]

I think you'd do an amazing job on "I have no mouth, and I must scream"

[@grimtea1715]

EVEN IF Wes Craven was trying to do what IPOS said This movie was, why wouldnt you argue that Craven COMPLETELY missed the mark?

[@Spawnzilla014]

Dear God, the first movie was scary!😳 It wasn’t scary in terms of over the top blood and gore, but the suspense and morbid setting is what made it so damn frightening to me. And that’s what makes it so good!😎👍

[@umapessoaqualquer3688]

I hope a mustache hippster don't try to justify the killers and talk about how the killers are the victims

[@thiagosalgoa7206]

"In a way, are they not justified for their actions?" Yes...😈 *Unzips pants.*

[@TheDrunkenCelt]

This comment section is exactly what I hoped it would be

[@alexp1408]

Walter Benjamin's "Toward The Critique of Violence" if you want the formalized analytical version of the whole "Civilization and Violence" angle.

[@VolturetheSpiky]

Sound design in the original movie is so good. The quiet ambience and ominous synth music mixed in with the extremely loud sound effects keeps you on edge the entire time. Love that 70s grime.

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

Almighty loli giving me a fucking heart attack in the intro LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kadalsaurus6232]

so the movie message is about DOGS SUPREMACY ?

[@AmericanMephistopheles]

The King of the Hill has eyes.

[@reaperbloom]

17:14 Ruby isn’t killed off. She’s just has a concussion. I also drew that picture of her.

[@TheGamingAngel18]

Beast is seriously the best doggo tho. May all his meals now be the finest cuts of steak, he deserves it.

[@schizoolander]

Aren’t we all justified to be early bros

[@TheMegaMario3]

Sometimes the curtains are just blue

[@theduxabides9274]

27:02 Excellent choice of movie footage here; We Were Soldiers is the shit

[@bradskag3007]

But what about Wedigoons crimes against humanity?

[@zenzebra2967]

Beast was clearly a metaphor for the military industrial complex and the art deco movement or something and that's fuckin rad as fuck

[@Red-Coomet]

Literally just finished watching the IPOS stream vod and then this released. Talk about cosmic karma. Side note that whole video from IPOS was unironically one of the worst things i have ever seen.

[@Noperare]

People got it wrong. Beast is the protagonist. This is a movie about a dog getting revegenge after his wife is killed and his human family is attacked by a bunch of human cannibals. "Rip & Tear until it is done".

[@reaperbloom]

But beast failed Ruby