The History and Future of Everything -- Time

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[@Gladius_Astrorum]

Good. I just watched this video for the first time. There's still so much to see. You're all are amazing!

[@geogongt1144]

Cool

[@BobJoe-dn1sc]

Let's talk about how humans can innovate to stop the universe from dying forever??

[@Uolverino7036]

Time is a tool you can put on the wall, wear it on your wrist, the past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist

[@shaiichinose2088]

Is this for stolen by fb?

[@nickybutch3]

my teacher showed us this before our finals with the argument "your existence is insignificant to the universe, and this exam is even less significant."

[@chilly111]

@@TotallyTotality Everything is relative. We are insignificant to a thing which has no desires, thoughts or preferred outcomes-- such as 'the universe'. Of course, we imbue significance and meaning upon ourselves subjectively, but this doesn't have any relation to the uncaring forces of nature.

[@supptk]

@@chilly111 oh yeah

[@emaadawazem6971]

This video is 7 minutes long, it has 7 million views, it came out 7 years ago, and your comment is 7 months ago, I just had to say it cuz it’s a perfect 7777

[@bjewel3751]

@@chilly111 amazing description 👏🏼

[@yadatada5556]

@@chilly111 well until we possibly become advance enough to rule the universe, will it care then?

[@kurzgesagt]

Thank you for your feedback everybody!

[@Theorycraft]

It's important to recognize you're talking about theories. The big bang theory (and science as a whole for that matter) is constantly changing. Is the universe 13 billion years old? Of course it's not, it's just our understanding right now. The big bang theory is primitive based on where science will be in 100 years; hopefully by then we'll realize the universe is a lot older than our current understanding today. Also, time and space are both infinite, meaning that mathematically it's logically impossible for the universe to end completely. We like to think we have everything figured out, but we're so far off it's not even funny.

[@Alex-1611]

Insightful Videos For you to say "we're so far off it's not even funny" infers that you already have it all figured out, otherwise how could you conclude how far off something is? Perhaps we are closer than you think? For speaking about logic, it seems you don't have a grasp on using it yourself.

[@NemoNobody2092]

psyd effex Every theory we have today disproved a theory we had yesterday. There will never be a definite answer. I personally don't think the heat death scenario will ever come about. It's more likely, in my opinion, that the sun will simply get cooler and extinguish, by that time I'm sure human will have figured out a way to survive without the sun. We are studying amazing things at the moment. For example, did you know that Google are working on immortality?

[@DarkSurger]

***** If I may ask, what font are you using in this video?

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Dark Surger The Nexa Family :)

[@kurzgesagt]

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[@jacksontech1]

***** yes i agree, should have more captions for the years, like "2.6billion years", "350million years", i lost count after the Roman Empire.

[@kurzgesagt]

Rebekka Spitzweg There will be :)

[@HyrdaRancher]

I LOVE THIS SONG =D

[@Moex]

Sounds like Phillip Glass

[@ManInMostlyBlack]

I agree with the comments, its a bit fast and there should also be a zoomed out overview of the timespan, that would make it easier to follow. You guys should also make posters out of this awesome graphics. Great stuff.

[@0blivionate864]

"That cute girl you like- ask her out! Time is precious. Make it count.." I like that ending

[@0blivionate864]

Yay! I got a single like!

[@karthickmurali598]

@@0blivionate864 I am proud of you buddy

[@Someone-ro5ct]

Same.

[@primetime3422]

I do too even if I got rejected

[@joshuadelafuent3]

I'm still single so 7 years ago you can guess how that went lmao.

[@blunderbus2695]

"Singularity is a really fancy way of saying we are very confused" -Kurzgesagt 2013

[@pierrecurie]

more precisely, it means (our current understanding of) physics has failed

[@Damian-mg9dp]

Hello from after 4 years

[@revoltrax]

I asked her out when you published this video...for two months is our 2 years anniversary, never was more thankful for a youtube video than now, thank you Kurzgesagt! :) Love yall!

[@revoltrax]

+Revoltrax jk

[@Huu159]

+Revoltrax lol

[@revoltrax]

Dan Vo Ofc you should if she's your crush, but first build up some game, get to know her, then ask her out :D

[@nataliefreeland5564]

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[@AdamCHoffman]

How long did it take you to spell his name right? XD

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Herman Hesse Poor God

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Herman Hesse they make some pretty decent purses

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channel*

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Nunny The Dog god is shit

[@MadMacGeopolitics]

yee

[@Scoopta]

Watching this almost 8 years later really is something, I remember watching this the first time round...this channel really is amazing and has some of the best videos on YT. Life is weird, time is weird and this video really puts it all into perspective.

[@ThePhunkyPharaoh]

"To the Romans, the pyramids were as old as the Romans are to us today" woah.

[@debilman9065]

Well theres that one roman who always wants to go bowling

[@ThePie45dude]

Funktastik Egyptians are old...

[@TheFirstBhau]

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[@bensette7983]

Funktastik i

[@lemonzest6928]

so deep

[@shadowfalcon1269]

I love the fact that the entire comment section is about the last second of the video where he say asked her out...

[@lorenzo42p]

how bout you, coffee some time? I don't drink coffee.. beer some time?

[@irok1]

I would like this, but it is at 69

[@pompomzassou]

Cause that's when it matters.

[@MadMacGeopolitics]

yee

[@tamikaofweirdness7327]

Ask an animal to ask a cute animal out, see if it works :p

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I love how this channel has always had amazing production value. I can go back and watch any video without seeing a massive drop in quality, very impressive!

[@therealgodhimself]

"Please watch less tv" *Watches youtube*

[@lightningbolt2656]

@Márcio da Silva Cruz like nobody does that

[@vgamerul4617]

@@lightningbolt2656 lol u'd be surprised

[@sharcodile]

@@lightningbolt2656 i do bro, so boom! In ya face! Keep talking that smack on your way out the door

[@kingcoveryepic]

Lightningbolt265 Snart Tv

[@vitorsousa8871]

@Márcio da Silva Cruz Olá compatriota brasileiro!!!

[@stupidmonkey1015]

Took the advice to ask her out, almost 3 years later now happily married.

[@vidsmaker556]

wait really

[@stupidmonkey1015]

Yup, may not believe it. Btw nice picture haha

[@therandomhat_]

At least your happy :D

[@hynjus001]

Kurzgesagt - changing lives.

[@Zman-lb3ym]

Ze_Mudkipz all I got was rejected

[@pb6316]

All this just to motivate us to ask her out?

[@BE13ZX]

+Sam Lot Well its convinced me

[@pb6316]

Bertie Purkiss Hell yeah it did :D

[@venomtang]

+Sam Lot He just explained the end of time itself so he just made a joke after, dont take it so seriously

[@Tommy1marg]

+venomchris Sir... you are the sadest man in known universe

[@venomtang]

Tommy1marg lol, i'm working on a tv show for Disney, im living the dream i had since i was 11. but sure, whatever you say? : p

[@petriukas20]

People! the guy creating these videos is a fucking genius....every videos is put brilliantly!! the narrator has most pleasurable voice to listen to! watched so many videos....SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thedude951]

Agreed!👍👍

[@maraos8869]

exactly same feeling. probably one of the best channels on youtube if not the best

[@allaze-eroler]

it's as good as Neil DeGrasse Tyson :D

[@PickyMcCritical]

Is it really one guy making these?

[@pyrix]

Calm the fuck down >.>;

[@topramen3795]

I remembered asking that cute girl out 6 years ago, we’re engaged now Edit= we got married !

[@basis5763]

Happy marriage Man

[@famouscryp4130]

🧢

[@EngineeredFemale]

Wish you a happy married life bruh..

[@nooneimportant2591]

bruh

[@topramen3795]

SOFTWARE MASTER I appreciate it 💯💯

[@themodernviriato9383]

I asked her out and turns out she just sees me as a friend. Good news is I have more time to watch your videos haha. Love your channel! Kurzgesagt!

[@themodernviriato9383]

Dont reply to this. Ill be crying in my room now xD

[@trougonjohnson2606]

Xavier da Costa 대찬혁 I'm sorry bro

[@chalk2307]

Get Friendzoned XDDDDD

[@themodernviriato9383]

Quantum Waves Maybe I should do that instead

[@themodernviriato9383]

qq rarePinguiN I know I know

[@llkpll]

I like how all the talk about modern history, ancient history, dinosaurs, evolution etc came down to asking that cute girl out. Great video.

[@BearGryllsSpoofs]

Welcome to penises.

[@GewelReal]

Male fantasy

[@BrunoAdame]

"but we gave it some colors so at least we have that" I laughed way too much.

[@chulumancosifuba4889]

I thought I was the only one.

[@iwbmo]

Why not? Is there a problem with that?

[@sassyMcpussy]

@@iwbmo no, just a small problem with you

[@avi8aviate]

@Iamathiest butiamgood In 10^100 years. Although we will die off a lot sooner than that. Still no real need for fatalism. Just enjoy life while you still can.

[@crawlings6014]

Same bro

[@gfbtfbtfilyfxbtyewqqef]

Watched this for the 47th time, still gets weird feelings and I'm still single.

[@gfbtfbtfilyfxbtyewqqef]

***** no

[@aumediwibisana4613]

"That cute girl you like, Ask her out". Dammit Kurzgesagt, how do you know that? XD.

[@angelrwx]

IKR

[@MrMartin1538]

Many people on the Internet have a Crush but no GF That being said,I really should ask her out :D Now even my fav YT channel says I should ask my Crush haha !

[@hartantohartanto3460]

But she already have a boyfriend and yes i'm sad right now

[@emmagifford7917]

+hartanto hartanto *she

[@hartantohartanto3460]

Poppy Gifford what?

[@AnthonyBuda]

"What was before the Big Bang? The truth is: we don't know that yet and maybe we never will. But we gave it some colors, so at least we have that."

[@AnthonyBuda]

lol

[@liawatson5789]

+Anthony Buda Replying to your own comments is the most pathetic thing ever.

[@AnthonyBuda]

+Lara Orane I simply forgot to include the "lol" in the original post. IMO it's a bit sadder for you to feel the need to tear me down for no particular reason. But have a nice day anyways.

[@KoeSeer]

+Anthony Buda there is a wild hypothesis that our earth is the first generation of life in universe. Yeah, that means, we're now a lonely planet with life. Maybe there are neighbours more or less advance and have civilizations, but they're so far away, we cannot interact with them by any means. And by the time the second generation of life and civilization filled the universe, we are all died or evolved beyond recognition. But, the bright side of this hypothesis is we are the first civilization to see back in time how universe evolved. We already saw into the void 14 billion years ago or at least saw the ancient galaxy 12 billion light years away. in 2 or 3 billion years, the other civilizations will scratching their head about how this universe existed because they can't see it anymore. The furthest thing they'll ever saw in 14 billion years is something like galaxies already spread out and stable. There might be no Big Bang theory. They will simply said "it's already there. Universe wasn't born. It's simply there".

[@ryanharleston1941]

+KoeSeer Lots of hypothesis. Maybe an intelligent life arose 5 to 10 billion years ago which is roughly the youngest an intelligent life could arise given perfect circumstances and survived to this day and if so they would not be godly to us but actual gods they would have mastered everything. Maybe they invented an after life to beat death or just simply live forever through some other means the sky is the limit with that amount of time.

[@GLnoG420]

"So, if you were to describe this video in one word or phrase, what it would be?" *Existencial crisis.*

[@bluedinosaur7397]

And that is why it is in Kurzgesagts "existential crisis playlist". Which is a real playlist they put together, totaling, as of right now, 30-something videos.

[@Fransamsterdam]

The end of the universe should be declared immediately, since the girl rejected my invitation.

[@wilz9388]

+Fransamsterdam Good, you did not waste time on this one, now you should move on to the next.

[@treversgoh]

Hahaha XD

[@MegaLoquendo2000]

+Wil Z Agreed

[@myles4402]

Hahaha! No o_o

[@yazzthememer1736]

lmao 😂

[@FierceCast]

The editing, the narration, the beautifully chosen soundtrack, the way the message was delivered... All absolutely flawless. I dare say this is the absolute best piece of media one could ever produce, since it's built so perfectly to the tiniest detail while talking about the most astronomical thing: us, as beings that fully understand our place and perception of time itself in the universe, which is Existence Itself, which we all share, since we are part of the same Universe that was formed from vaccum space. Maybe a couple Gazillions of years after Our Universe dies, another Universe may be formed, and maybe it will lead to the eventual creation of entirely different beings, Or MAYBE it will be the repetition of our eventual existence, as we know it. . . . Maybe what we call "different TIME-LINES" are the numerous repetitions of this cycle of beginning of life and its inevitable death, so maybe there has been (or will be) a Universe where EVERYTHING that went down in History went EXACTLY the same way as in our current Universe, but YOU decided not to get out of bed this morning, whilst considering that in OUR timeline, you did indeed get out of bed this morning. Now imagine the INCOMPREHENSIBLE amount of combinations of Universes that could EVER exist, until EVERY possible scenario has happened before! Would that mean something? Would that be some sort of goal? Maybe there are similar TIME-LINES where everything goes down EXACTLY the same way, with the utmost detail. Comparing this phenomenon to rolling a number of dices: the more dices you have, the lower the chances you have of getting the exact same combination of dices, but that is indeed possible. Now think of each dice as an atom, for example, or rather, the smallest form of matter: there would be a combination of Universes where each of the smallest forms of matter would react in a different way, resulting in this Infinite TIME-LINE theory, in other words, I'd be much more inclined to the theory of the Universe where it is constantly dying and coming back to life, because it is possible: it would probably take an "INFINITE" amount of time between the pawn of EACH Universe, but what can we take out of all this?... Probably nothing useful, but it would be pretty neat to know in which loop of the Universe we are!... If it were possible to know what the start is: WHEN did it start? What happened before the spawn of the VERY FIRST Universe? Maybe there were never the conditions that allowed matter to be produced by the 4 Big Forces of the Universe (if I recall that name correctly, there is Gravity and other three), so maybe yes, there might have been a beginning of everything, unless something happened before the FIRST Universe EVERY appeared longer than INFINITY, which happens to be the limit of our capacity as Humans: T I M E. We don't know how long there is between the spawn of two different Universes, so we can't know if something happened before the spawn of the First Universe because, for all we know, we MIGHT just be the First Universe, just to put this in perspective, and our perception of time is so RIDICULOUSLY MINISCULE that we can't either grasp the amount of TIME that went by Before the spawn of Our Universe nor the time that needs to pass After it Dies until a new TIME-LINE would be created. So, in theory, time travel would be possible if we could jump from a Universe to another, where events went down a certain different way, but it's probably impossible for us to grasp a way to make this seem even logically possible to execute, so I'll refrain from going further than this. It's just amazing how many conclusions and theories we can make from our mind alone.

[@quinnlove5777]

FierceCast Wow, this is wow. In a fascinating and mind blowing way!

[@FierceCast]

Thank you for reading :)

[@MusicAsMomentum]

ho. lee. shit. i wanna party with u

[@MikelangeloYoutube]

You high mate?

[@lukamaffi]

High thoughts

[@RIFLQ]

Human struggles throughout timeline: Evolve into Homo Sapiens Coexist with Neanderthals Agricultural Revolution Medieval War The Crusades Black Plague Exploration Industrilization Communism WW1 WW2 Cold War Terrorism Asking her out

[@Mani6TheMan9]

Luke Skywalker The greatest of all struggles.

[@siennamay8784]

a very western and dramatically oversimplified perspective

[@HiddenRealm]

You mean: Hit pretty lady with rock or bang? Try to bang slightly different lady or bang familiar lady? Put shit in dirt to impress pretty lady Fight for the honor of my pretty lady Fight for the glory of god so that he may bless my pretty lady fight off disease to live another day with pretty lady explore new lands to find pretty lady revolutionize technology to build wealth to impress pretty lady Use my power to control the world and get all the pretty ladies Defend my country full of pretty ladies Defend my country to protect my pretty ladies x2///kill all the bad ladies so only pretty ladies are left Dick measuring contest so all the pretty ladies know I'm da best. Kill the guys trying to kill my pretty ladies because they are jealous of our pretty ladies freedom shit now I actually have to talk to pretty lady.

[@phinaibe8434]

Sienna Davis WHOOOSSSHHH! That's the sound of the joke that flew right over your head!

[@NathanTAK]

The modern struggle of our species is far beyond anything we've faced before. I only hope we can survive this next Great Filter.

[@DarkSciencez]

Watched this video with my girlfriend after forgetting how it ended. Was kind of funny. Needless to say, she said yes.

[@GoodGamer360]

Wholesome

[@emmetts1765]

I keep watching this video over and over, the topic combined with the music is so satisfying.

[@Music-rd3xq]

Emmett S -The music is so amazing! Someone should do an instrumental version with just a piano or a violin. Also bc the song is unavailable on the music app, anyone else having this problem?

[@KAFaye-nk5tl]

Great music they made the music from scratch themselves that's why it's not on App Store

[@Junjou0305]

K.A Faye they're available on spotify :)

[@Canadian001]

There is a remastered version of the video and song now. If you haven't already, you should check it out

[@7777TheShade]

In a few trillion years the entire universe will die in maximum entropy. So ask out that cute girl.

[@geoffreybrunell5592]

Cherno Alpha Actually, not a few trillion years, but one googol years.

[@FlutterBug]

Geoffrey Brunell so not just a few but many many many trillions xP

[@TheDKninja]

Space Marine Yeah because girls don't watch these videos.

[@mabinjpp34]

Space Marine yeah because humanity wont figure something out in whithing that time

[@genostellar]

MacroX It's actually very possible that we won't figure something out. We're talking about the total heat death of the universe. and the evaporation of even black holes. I don't know about you, but I can't think of any way to violate the laws of thermodynamics. Can you?

[@EDToasty]

Thanks I asked her out and she said no.

[@ianrswilliams]

ClassicPork Same here!

[@topsideplanet234]

+Ian Williams You sound oddly enthusiastic about that.

[@ianrswilliams]

I meant that comment to be angry not enthusiastic. I can see how you got confused though.

[@topsideplanet234]

Ian Williams Yeah now that you mention it I can see the tone you were trying to convey.

[@boxman9033]

lol

[@DragoNate]

"Countless single-cell bacteria" **Shows spongebob**

[@ronwesilen4536]

Spongebob was multicellular

[@DragoNate]

@@ronwesilen4536 Exactly :D

[@ronwesilen4536]

@@DragoNate I mean, he was over the purple colour, depicting he is the start of multicellular life. They could have zoomed in other part when talking about that but the drawing wasn't incorrect.

[@DragoNate]

@@ronwesilen4536 I'm confused... I'm making a joke: They started talking about *_single-cell bacteria_* but they showed Spongebob when they did. Spongebob is multicellular, not single-cell. So the joke is calling Spongebob single-celled, like an insult or something, like calling someone an amoeba.

[@ronwesilen4536]

@@DragoNate but, they say, before any animals (spongebob shows up) appear, unicellular life bla bla bla

[@flamingtoaster8707]

By the time I asked that cute girl out, time ended.

[@orb3796]

Burrito Bandito looool 😂

[@sarahbell180]

Burrito Bandito It is because you, 'c'ed her?

[@princereechaos133]

Is it only me or is he like the narrator in "Stanley Parable"?

[@DatBoi-jk1my]

+The great gamer true true

[@burkewhb]

+Reechaos Whoever he is he definitely has a good English accent.

[@hamisha81]

Psssst, heees a doooctor whoooo fannna

[@jeebiv4961]

OMG he does!

[@MattVidPro]

+Reechaos He's a great narrator.

[@ckcl04wb]

I asked her out and got tazed

[@whynotguy123]

Ripe in peace, normal coloured balls.

[@yoghurtlord1745]

chris moore Skate 3?

[@Cyanxdragon]

chris moore Respect!

[@TheDudeMaaaan]

+chris moore shit happens

[@yoghurtlord1745]

fuckoff Yes it does. );

[@realvanman1]

Fifteen years ago I did ask her out, and I have been eternally grateful ever since!

[@normanbug608]

I'm asking her out, wish me luck lads Edit: well that was an interesting 4 months

[@zerothefaceless4888]

I wish you the best of luck.

[@kezzawozza]

He was never seen again

[@v3mio]

And?

[@evalig871]

He got shot and died it seems...

[@michalmannartandstuff1054]

you realy did it? what happend? :D

[@hyperwizard4281]

I felt peer pressure at the end, I'm leaving

[@blitzninja4396]

Lol

[@JustinSeizure]

Haha!

[@hedgehog3180]

I really wanna write a story that somehow captures this feeling. The feeling of looking at human achievements and seeing how far we have come and the awe it inspires.

[@dorijoe]

What I love the most about this channel is how the human aspect is weaved into the scientific explanation. It always surprises me when they drop it and it effects me straight away. Please keep doing that, it's great, it gives a very unique flavour to the channel.

[@MsZsc]

Well we only have a couple billion years to find a way to defie logic then we can do whatever we want.

[@jimmyyang5193]

+MrZsc If life evolved into complex, multi-cellular organisms in 3.8 billion years, whose to say we can't avoid our nothingness fate? Especially if you believe that there are more advanced aliens somewhere out there?

[@EagleAngelo]

+MrZsc we might also have time travel, who knows, and endlessly live going back in time...just saying XD also, +1 for Hachi icon/pic :D

[@VideoGameHippey]

+Theez NutzAndres Just slow down... slowly enough.

[@nal8503]

+Theez NutzAndres Since the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light, you are already traveling through time, involuntarily.

[@Jupester]

Will the time stop if you start running in the other direction?

[@FuzzyPuppet]

They remastered this at 60 fps!

[@HonouredOne2005]

Fuzzy Puppet heyyyy

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

And updated it to reflect 5 years worth of modern history and culture, but yeah, the frame rate is the important part.

[@no.pessoa]

the animations became SO much better!

[@krishnavamsi2030]

The Garden of Eatin Relax dude why are you so mad about that

[@banwaproductions4600]

Looks like an XBOX 360 game ported at XBOX One

[@AR-Exp]

Ask that cute girl out ? You should have made this video when I was 15, back in 2008. I probably missed a 1000 cute girls in the last decade.

[@rizaldy2594]

five years more to becoming a wizard!

[@AR-Exp]

lol 15 more years , 40 year old virgin

[@darksavage596]

Same.

[@alkmi2754]

BlaCkBurN Oh, does that mean I should worry about doing that now? I am almost done being fifteen! Crud! *Is still too lazy to make an effort anyway* Meh! I got years!

[@mikechu01]

I did! She rejected me but i still asked

[@mark-o-man6603]

Narrator: That cute girl you like- ask her out Me: Fine FBI: open the door!!!

[@cardinalargie]

The idea of nothing hurts my brain.

[@CommanderKeen.]

try the idea of infinity, or spacetime, those are fun, too

[@cardinalargie]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@erkkasalo8645]

Reginald Knickerbocker Well, here's one too. If you would go back in time *(don't try this ok?)* and kill your grandfather before you were born, you would not exist, right? well, you can not kill him if you don't exist. So you were born anyway. so... Would you stop existing or be alive?

[@erkkasalo8645]

Reginald Knickerbocker or try this one. Go back in time, take a picture, and come back. So, you've taken a picture, right? simple. *Well suprise suprise it's not.* So, the picture has been taken, because it was taken a long time ago by you. BUT. You still have not gone back in time, so that means you have not taken the picture. So, how does the picture exist if you haven't taken it?

[@adiginist]

but you said you went back in time, so how have you not gone back in time

[@reewazkhanal]

Those dislikes must be from those people who actually asked that cute girl out and got rejected. 😂😂

[@manojramesh4598]

Lol😂

[@JerzyCarranza]

I got rejected. FUCK

[@Norules1704]

XD

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Well actually, no fuck.

[@johnathanb8291]

+I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter fuck you

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Potato 007 Oh, if you insist. (unzip)

[@johnathanb8291]

fak u bich

[@Saifyrooma2nd]

This video always gives me nostalgia; it's the first video I watched from Kuzgesagt, and after seeing how far the channel has come, I look back at it everytime I feel like things are going slow. It reminds me that everything's always going on, and things are continually in motion. Whenever I feel bored, I'm reminded to look for something to bring myself back up. Kurzgesagt is really inspirational, curiosity inducing, and truly incredible. I love seeing content from you guys, and I always feel better after watching one of your videos. :D (It also's my favourite Kuzgesagt soundtrack!)

[@chrishsmith451]

I asked the cute girl. Turns out she's a lesbian.

[@NaderAlyounis5]

Damn, good luck next time bro

[@vvv9224]

Rip. Can I have her number? :D I'm a gay gal too. (Jk about her number ;D)

[@hannahkan0622]

Rest In Peace.

[@OblivionFalls]

Then show her this video so she can ask HER cute girl out :p

[@anonymouxx9261]

was about to ask, what if a girl was watching this vid o.o

[@goldensilverstar]

I confessed my feelings for the cute girl. I got rejected, blocked and she told me to fuck off or she will call the police .. Did I make good use of my time now?

[@MrVala77]

Hey at least you tried. Next time make her chase you :)

[@kurzgesagt]

You did! Of course what you describe seems a bit extreme but then again I don't know how this went of. But even if you did everything right and she overreaced, now you know that there is not future with her and can over her. Getting together with women is like everything in life: It demands practice. Blaming women and giving up and becoming bitter is what the stupid men do. Don't be one of them!

[@MrVala77]

zcholan Yeah that is such BS, show them why what they see on TV and magazines is wrong. The truth is men feel like they have to live up to some standard the same way women feel they do. It's all BS.

[@Axelerated]

Ahmad Shahir Or you can conclude that you're just ugly, like me

[@MrVala77]

LOL, ask the girl out not stalk her haaha

[@tobymulder4105]

A T-Rex is closer to seeing a live Miley Sirus concert , then seeing a alive Stegosaurus. Please pick me up from the ground :')

[@Anavarel]

Same energy as "Cleopatra lived closer to the smartphone revolution than to Cheop's pyramids being build"

[@obayal-raslan8403]

It's awesome how I can't resist the smile when I watch your videos A great amount of pleasure and happiness I feel by every second in those reports You are by far the most precious scientific channel I have ever seen.

[@SOLWK]

Im colourblind, so this was confusing

[@hanzu5910]

i'll give you a resume: WHAT THE FUCK THE WORLD IS WAY TOO BIG FOR MY BRAIN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME IS TOO LOOOONG go ask the cute girl out, because this greyscaled chart won't do it for you. (i assumed it looked like shades of "grey" to you, i don't really know what you actually saw >.

[@SOLWK]

Hanzu, gray lots of gray and some white and some black

[@Zakimals]

@@SOLWK that is a very uncommon form of colour blindness

[@gonzofonzo5814]

You see life like old movies with sound... , wait , you cant tell if a movie is old or new!

[@sergiontothetop]

I am colourblind too but not a lot i can see all the colours but diffrent Red to you may mean red-red-purple to me

[@Livinivs]

I like how you tell us the universe is going to die forever and there is no hope for anything and then give us some weak attempt at comfort that changes nothing of how we now feel

[@persnicketyVC]

*_Fuck, these videos are too good._*

[@kindabad1383]

too good to be real tbh

[@Slayermetallica69]

What if these videos are just your imagination?

[@persnicketyVC]

Slayermetallica69 Everything is mere imagination, or in other words, mere stimulation. Our visual organs are just detecting electromagnetic wave emitting machines, and our audio detection systems are merely making electronic "signals", to our intellectual organ, of which the detection has come in contact in air molecule vibration from our vicinity. Nothing is real. BUT KURZGESAGT, NO OH NO. THIS SHIT'S BETTER THAN REALITY.

[@ech9673]

Nico Villar I don't know how this comment has hardly any likes

[@radar_the_fox]

Nico Villar 420 likes

[@iwbmo]

"Wibbly wobbly timey wimey" 5:22

[@martinshoosterman]

if everyone had a dollar for every year since the beginning of time, some of us would be billionaires while some of us would only have about 5000 dollars.

[@Lmanyakaa]

martinshoosterman nice one

[@eliasscrivener2724]

I get it.

[@june9914]

Shinji don't get it

[@eliasscrivener2724]

Mr. Pasta Most people believe that the universe formed 13.7 billion years ago (hence them being billionaires), while creationists believe that the universe was created 6000 years ago (hence them only having 6000 dollars).

[@june9914]

Elias Scrivener k

[@Greg-ku7rn]

Damn, I only have a few trillion years to ask my crush out! (knowing me that might not be enough)

[@ferko28]

Trillions? You have 10^100 years, relax.

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

+El Ferko Well, technically, you have an infinite amount of time, but nothing interesting will happen. If you need more things to look at after a few trillion years, please consider moving universe.

[@fujoshipeanut5074]

Better do it quickly before heat death

[@rj3610]

saaaaame

[@evanthompson445]

hahahahahah

[@foxorian]

This is seriously one of the highest quality newer channels I've seen come to KZbin. Keep em coming, Kurzgesagt.

[@Dusterisp]

The second biggest improvement the remaster did: "that cute girl _or boy_ you like". Feels nice that I'm suddenly paid attention to. Not that I needed it, but it's nice. By far, the most important: the second-long animation at the end syncs up with the beat. I seriously can't thank you enough for fixing that in the remaster. (Why did you ever let that affront to humanity slip by in the original?) But anyway, thanks for all the time I've spent enjoying your channel!

[@steveli5223]

SupercalisfragilisticEXISTENTIALCRISIS

[@annawing770]

Stevo Li Someone dumb is stealing my rhetorical devices

[@annawing770]

Internet idiot with conservative bias

[@annawing770]

SupercalifragilisticEXISTENTIALCRISIS

[@lionelkentler]

I love you

[@mollymollymolly2]

10 minute long video talking about life, the birth of man, and heat death. Still comments about getting laid.

[@eointolster]

This Random Guy humans :)

[@vichraev.5386]

priorities...

[@marcolamb6712]

Dad?

[@modle4108]

Thanks I asked her she said yes.

[@jamesh579]

congrats buddy! :)

[@eyalbiala8208]

same. :D

[@malnutritionboy]

Congrats!

[@Vimp.y]

i told her too she hate me :(

[@eyalbiala8208]

born fantastic X So maybe She's not the perfect girl for you.

[@Asterism_Desmos]

I remember watching this for the first time, I was amazed and wanted to watch more of this channel stat. I watched every video on the channel at that time. I watched this channel when I was sick and had nothing to do, I watched it when I was bored. I love this video specifically, because it was the first time I saw this channel. Thanks, kurzgesagt, you have given me many fond memories to look back upon with a smile. :)

[@jordison400]

ask her out? what about my wife, i dont think she'd like that...

[@JohnSmith-xx5yn]

ChilledDropstep doesn't apply to old ppl

[@jordison400]

John Smith not old, just reallyyy good at fucking up my life

[@JohnSmith-xx5yn]

ChilledDropstep the two aren't mutually exclusive xD

[@maraschwartz6731]

Ask your wife out on a date

[@quinnencrawford9707]

That mean's you've already done it, and I know you only need to do it once.

[@GrothendiecksWish]

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

[@Papekope]

if you get this reference, have my babies

[@Filmanator3000]

That's a cool poem

[@ashmckinlay1402]

you fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.

[@youssefrochdi1994]

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

[@ashmckinlay1402]

+Youssef Rochdi well you wore out your welcome with expert precision

[@temeweckis]

The last few sentences were the most inspirational ask-that-girl-out lines I've ever heard

[@Smigdit78]

Got there before me

[@Danie9989]

I'm still probably not going to go for it lol

[@temeweckis]

***** Too true

[@blackinkd.d6029]

I asked "that one girl" and it didn't turn out well.. at least I tried! :C

[@temeweckis]

ffs me, this was over 2 years ago and I *still* haven't asked her out.

[@drumpfbad5258]

Lmao 90% of these comments are about the "ask her out" line Edit: I actually did today lmao, she said "maybe" cuz she didn't know what to say. Not sure how things will turn out.

[@yoyonostring2147]

How did things turn out?

[@drumpfbad5258]

@@yoyonostring2147 basically her parents said no and she didn't get that I was asking her out. I could tell I wasn't clear enough so I told her that I liked her (2 days ago). She just didn't feel the same/wasn't ready for a relationship. We're still close friends so that's good I guess. Maybe I'll try again in a year or two if I'm still not over her.

[@yoyonostring2147]

@@drumpfbad5258 you replied quick! Lol, good job on telling her, man! I know how hard it can be and it will only get easier.

[@drumpfbad5258]

@@yoyonostring2147 lol thanks. I just got the notification. I did it at the last possible second. I had an opportunity to tell her and I wasn't sure whether or not to take it. I could have waited but nothing much would have changed.

[@lightningbolt2656]

Wow "maybe" is one of the worse answers xD

[@LazerLord10]

1:02 20st century?

[@gordonfreeman5885]

Wow you can read!

[@LazerLord10]

Gordon Freeman IDK, I thought it was just a typo that it was the 20st century, and not 20th. Maybe that's just another way of doing it.

[@replicaacliper]

+LazerLord10 no, it's a typo. he's just a sarcastic bitch.

[@gordonfreeman5885]

+Games FTW ye

[@czechslovakian]

The Years 0 A.D. - 99 A.D. Was The 1st Century, So The Years 100 - 199 Was The 2nd Century, Years 200 - 299 Was The 3rd Century, And So On.

[@kskurly6633]

I'm not sure if I should asked her out

[@jimmu8689]

EnergyN7 ask her out mate what's the worst that could happen

[@marcocorsini4054]

Well, if she rejects you, cheer up and try to forget her. It might be really hard, but it is possible.

[@boxman9033]

agreed, she doesent even know that I like her....

[@belljack9898]

Do it. Before the whole universe disappear.

[@boxman9033]

Bell Jack I think we have some time befor that hapens.... I would do it befor Trump become prsendent, oh wate...

[@Stolen_Bus]

lmao this channel is qiute satisfying to watch. Time to sub

[@Stolen_Bus]

Sasuke Uchiha ye

[@nikkotato]

AnActualAnt Aren't you lonely?

[@Stolen_Bus]

NikkoMC - Minecraft, League of Legends and Short Films filled with Randomness Um. Who are you?

[@nikkotato]

uh, no one ... bye

[@Stolen_Bus]

NikkoMC - Minecraft, League of Legends and Short Films filled with Randomness okay bye

[@muxrooker1011]

I would just like to say thank you for making these videos. They really help me make it through tough days and it makes me very happy to know that there are people other than me who think about things like this. You’re doing a great job, please don’t stop making videos.

[@maulicgola8219]

Yeah I also think like that

[@VeRoNiCaAnThOnY97]

"history of the world, i guess" backwards

[@zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980]

*entire world

[@JasonTodd339]

Veronica Anthony Hey wanna go out with me?

[@deuteriuscawl]

Jason Todd dang I was too slow

[@spinyslasher6586]

once upon a time we were lost in space we still are

[@skefsongames]

sseug i ,dlrow eht yrotsih

[@matthewstone2545]

1. I woke up 2. I went to school 3. I saw her 4. I hugged her 5. I kissed her Btw the order of the events goes, 2,3,4,5,1

[@generator1007]

Lmao, I finally got it

[@LeEpicSRG]

Ah so you went to school, hugged and kissed her, went to sleep then woke up ok that's understandable.

[@chillyroom8159]

LOL i got it

[@whatislife645]

That’s...oof

[@sweetredfox4118]

1,3,4,5,2,3

[@ossi_2429]

Cute girl? She has a boyfriend.

[@Zakimals]

So did you ask her out?

[@karolyneorozco3102]

Fight tilll death!!! she’s yours buddy

[@robertthings4335]

Same

[@Kevin-vz3uv]

I bet he never kissed her

[@false293]

@ Yo yo yo calm down there partner

[@bradysavage2252]

Man I love the way you explain science, physics so vastly complex, in a way that prepubescent teenagers could understand it. I hope your channel continues on until the 🌞 burns out

[@Gudi]

This editing is phenomenal.

[@julianoassis]

Pirulla25 brought me here!

[@MrGoblikon]

idk but for some reason videos like this always intrigue me. I'm always like oh this looks cool. then I end up feeling all depressed while thinking about the end of everything

[@bodeeangus9957]

I know how you feel. We are insignificant.

[@MrGoblikon]

+BoDee Angus so true. we are such a little spec in time and space that no matter how far in technological advancements we get...it's all for nothing. but I mean what can we do about it...nothing. literally nothing. that's the scary part

[@colefiscus]

Whos to say that in trillions of years Super AI wont be able to create a solution to the problem of the universe. Dont be so pessimistic, our minds can't even fathom .01% of what super intelligence is capable of. Perhaps a solution to every problem can be made, in time: which we have a lot of.

[@ThreatScanner]

+Cole Fiscus I guess that's a very interesting outlook , and a optimistic one at that. I'm all for it. I love being optimistic.

[@myles4402]

Yeah me too!

[@sameeradilanka9839]

Wow this is highly motivating message for all guys who's lonely and afraid to ask girls out.. @Kurzgesat job well done.. Positive results all over the comment section.. On a serious note, big fan of the channel and every video i watched on universe stuff were brilliant and thought provoking. This channel literally changed the scope of my view on everything to a whole different level.

[@USGishumura]

im crying over the things ive missed and things i will missT_T

[@Alex-zk5xc]

Why is it that I go on youtube to watch one video and end up in an existential crisis over the eventual heat death of the universe

[@gulliver831]

I mean,what if in the heat death, new forms of physics start to create? what if chemicals,gravity,atoms,quarks,etc. Start to be replaced by a new type of themselves? (Sorry for the bad grammar,it's 2:00 am and English is not my main language).

[@goosetheft4187]

(See earliest Kurz video)

[@surperiord5304]

.

[@powerLien]

some physicists do conjecture that, after an inconceivable amount of time after heat death, random quantum fluctuations would have most likely triggered another inflationary period, and thus another big bang, and another universe. it's all very speculative, though. that still ignores the possibility of other universes, which more and more scientists are starting to put a little stock in. nothing's confirmed yet, but there are theories, and possible ways to test them

[@powerLien]

it seems to me that it would just keep going, except there really wouldn't be any "point" to it. things could still happen, if you count particles that are light years away from each other accelerating into the infinite abyss unlikely to ever meet another particle again as "happenings".

[@Rodionnx]

Well we still don't know alot of things about Universe. For now we see this picture - Universe will die. But what if we can discover something that will show us that it will last forever and new matter will be possible to create ?? Or theoretically we can change some nature laws by ourself and create completely new physics, new Universe etc. It seems like if you have a technology everything is possible. We got computers only ~60 years ago and electricity about 110 years ago. How can we know now that our Universe is, without a doubt, doomed to die ?? It sounds like a 3 years old child talking about how to create a sucessful company and become a billionaire. So, with simple words, - we need to grow much more to understand what really awaits this Universe and what we can potentially do. And yeah, we have alot of time for this, no dismorale and panic pls.

[@parar2459]

Wow honestly I love this video, so glad I came to it after 10 years. The ending is just perfect, the music, the "time is precious make it count" brilliant

[@jasonpotason7949]

it's a damn shame I'll die before we invent FTL travel

[@maniacalcactus4705]

Jason Potason You might live long enough to preserve your consciousness and effectively view time travel at least

[@maniacalcactus4705]

***** Its late at night for me. I did mean ftl travel. Thanks for correcting me. Granted if we are able to break the universal speed limit then time travel might not seem too crazy.

[@maniacalcactus4705]

***** Dude I'm the exact same way. The whole, "Thanks for correcting me" was completely sincere. I completely understand your point of view but I see the matter differently. Time is already inconsistent. It moves faster and slower at parts that are moving at different relative speeds. Therefore, the concept traveling forwards in time is actually already proven. Backwards, however, could be an issue. This is where your idea becomes considerably more plausible than mine.

[@nexzaros7951]

***** Actually, in theory FTL travel would put you backwards in time. So, yeah. (It would also separate all of your atoms into protons, neutrons, and electrons, which would kill you. Also, due to the perception of time being warped at high speeds, you would not be able to stop if you kept whole as no time would pass for you. Actually, negative time would pass for you.) ((edit: that whole not stopping thing would cause you to crash into something and then cause a very very violent explosion, probably turning whatever you hit into pure energy and creating a blackhole. It also could create a super-nova.))

[@nexzaros7951]

***** So it seems.

[@Mikimaki7267]

I never watch television I just watch KZbin

[@tobiaszstanford]

Mikimaki 7267 Ur not alone m8

[@Mikimaki7267]

Tobiasz Stanford I'm glad

[@boxman9033]

same

[@TheOriginalShadow18]

Dark Matter same

[@RetroFiend]

Matt Engarde well 10 accounts and 2000 people I've subbed to isn't that much right

[@pringlescan81]

Ok who’s gonna name their indie band Heat Death?

[@avi8aviate]

I'd probably name it something else, and it'll probably be a form of rock or electronic music.

[@wandaperi]

The stegasauruses that went to the Miley Cyrock concert :P

[@jessebrust6271]

this is quality. kuzgesagt videos from 10 years ago are still better than any other video that is being made in the present. thumbsup.

[@Geo07ism]

But by going out with the cute girls, you will do things that produce a lot of heat (if you know what I mean) and you will increase the Entropy of the universe shortening it's life by 10^-30 seconds.

[@markopolo958]

Menno Broer I hope that was a joke

[@J3wuigi]

Mark Minnema Yeah, it is.

[@Geo07ism]

Menno Broer At least being chased doesn't increase the entropy of the Universe as much as doing...other things, so good job.

[@J3wuigi]

Geo07ism Well, I ran for a long time, producing a lot of heat so, yeah.

[@beezlbobdestraint6869]

You don't "produce" heat. We can't create or destroy energy. that's like year 5 science.

[@Pleiodes]

i always wonder what would happen if i travel 700 million years in the past and than spit in a see.

[@Zeltweger]

+Pleiodes this fucked my mind so hard :D

[@newbment]

+Pleiodes you need to travel few years back and learn how to spell first :p

[@partofelohell4061]

+Pleiodes i feel like my mind is getting fcked more then me xD

[@Pleiodes]

Ian Lee to be fair english is not my native language

[@shukrifr]

+Pleiodes SPIT DEMONS!!!!

[@krispykrep912]

So far from 2013 to 2017 that I can summarize is: -Trump becomes president -SpaceX and Mars has a thing for each other -The world is obsessed with shitty trends and weird memes.

[@DANKKrish]

don't forget about the migrant crysis of 2015 and 3rd wave feminism

[@alphaamoeba]

STEPPIN ON THE BEACH TOOTOO-TOOTOO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH TRRRROOO-TOOTOO!

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

That's today's events. Wait till our next generations will be like

[@claycopter]

Two Koreas make friends.

[@gonzovlogs2505]

Mac Miller

[@chasingplatypus]

it's been years since i first watched this and it still makes me cry every single time. i guess that's all so... beautiful and scary. just like life, right?

[@theonewithoutidentity]

i think this basically puts two Vsauce videos together: ''What will we miss'' and ''Our narrow slice'' but its nice to see it from a slightly different perspective.

[@theonewithoutidentity]

also with this cool animation :P :3

[@isaacvanorman5542]

+Štěpán Trvaj yeah, I agree

[@TheCheeseWeel]

thank you so much for donating to scishow, without that, i would have never known this great content exists. subscribed!

[@ethangroberg1900]

This is the the video that inspired the history of the entire earth I guess

[@Lovelyjab0987]

Ethan Groberg You mean the entire universe

[@HorizonIncarnate]

1:53 I heard it in his voice he said "Discovery" with air quotes as well XD

[@CaptainEthantherealone]

Vikings: thank you for your respect

[@bengodwin8608]

Ah Kurzgesagt destroying what I think is true and false in minutes

[@SimonClarkstone]

What of this stuff you not know?

[@FvesThzday]

dont you know the earth is round?

[@bengodwin8608]

ugh I deleted this comment why is it still around

[@FvesThzday]

+benjamin godwin idk once its in the internet you cant do anything about it

[@bengodwin8608]

welp I'm just going to ignore replies from this comment now

[@PanickingGoose]

i feel so weird... that everything that is happening in the universe will come to an end.. and just stays dead.. why am i still living 😐 (for the people reacting: Enjoy life... I do actually the why am i still living thing is JUST A question)

[@rizaldy2594]

because you're awesome?

[@PanickingGoose]

xd

[@MrMartin1538]

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.

[@scritchscratch3061]

That's why we have netflix and oreos to fry are remaining brain-cells.

[@Rodionnx]

Ok, stop panic!! Probably yes, life is pointless because in the end all matter will disintegrate... *This is what we know for today*. So (probably) we cannot build a civilization that could exist Forever... *MAYBE*... I said "maybe" *because it is still unclear what is the Universe itself, where is her limits, we are still very far from understanding all the mechanics*. What if we could change the laws of nature and prevent Universe from dying ?? Create a new matter from some fluctuations, from nowhere, from some quantum effects, use dark matter, dark energy, use Black holes or neutron stars in some way, "heal/charge up" existing matter with new energy... or invent some other "miracle mechanics" we cannot even imagine right now ??... Or create our own Universe and travel there ?? So many uncertainties for today. Our knowledge and technology are still very primitive. *Don't you belive a civilization, that got electricity ~130 years ago already discovered all mysteries of the whole Universe/Multiverse, aren't you ??* So let's hope we can make Universe/matter/space etc an immortal. *At least we can try to find a solution*, and we have plenty of time for this!!! And we have no choice except make a try to save Universe and thus ourselves - because we are not losing anything. And if in the end we will discover that we can't do anything to "cancel" the death of the Universe, then... well... you will be officially free to decide do you want to live an actually pointless life or not. But remember, we have so much time that it is near an eternity for myriads of human generations. This is my strong argument for "not lose a hope and stay alive". HOPE is the strong thing i can say. Really. Until you you have a hope nothing is lost and nothing is pointless. At least in present moment of time (2017) a "Civilization-scale Existential crisis" is not a question at all. We must live a happy life and make a better future for the next generations.

[@segasoldier6665]

This video make me Laughter and cry at the same time , how this is possible ?

[@sachiosulaiman8700]

Edcarlos pereira i don't know, but all i know is that spongebob is the earliest form of living creature and Bikini Bottom is the first ever civilization

[@spear_of_heaven]

Laughter and cry? Do you even English bruv

[@potatoweaver9691]

huge penis yes ma'am

[@seulgi1211]

Imagine being there when humans first landed on the moon. Thinking how unbelievable that is.

[@peregrine4430]

My dad was. He said everyone was super excited and watched it together around there small black and white tv

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

My dad's frat watched it in their common room, they were all big on star trek so you can imagine how hyped up they were. He said there was lots of yelling.