The History of the World According to 'Ancient Aliens'

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0:00 Introduction
2:46 The Origin of Everything
5:34 Humans And Space Wars
6:55 Age of Heroes
8:47 What the Monuments Were For
11:05 The Rest of History
14:19 Context Izzy
14:47 Ad Break
16:22 What Ancient Aliens Really Is
21:09 Conclusion

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

Special thanks to Knowing Better for helping out with his vast alien knowledge. kzbin.info/www/bejne/roGxcmyIodWemqs

[@remenir97]

Love that Jazz music.

[@oceanview5691]

Anybody want to tell me what's with Ancient Aliens trending?🤔🤔🧐🧐

[@stevenandersen6989]

Hey Cody, I dare you to do The nations of the world song, but it's all the nations that killed the Byzantines

[@stevenandersen6989]

But Cody, do you got Tiny Goblins?

[@spaceguy9326]

Who taught the aliens.

[@johnkrappweis7367]

I am a believer in the words of Carl Sagan in the “Cosmos” tv series. “It is an insult to the intelligence of our ancestors to think they were too DUMB to figure stuff out.”

[@nicholasgeere5125]

Its no more stupid than the shit they teach you in sunday school

[@rag4824]

@@nicholasgeere5125 r/atheism

[@nicholasgeere5125]

@@rag4824 i guess i had that one comming but my point still stands

[@patrickdavies9790]

@@nicholasgeere5125 *tips fedora*

[@HarshDude126]

@@patrickdavies9790 There is no god.

[@josemaria8177]

Ancient Aliens is one of those shows that get progressively more insane with each episode, while being really repetitive and retreading the same material over and over again

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

Also the implied racism that all civilizations that weren’t European all their works and inventions weren’t created by them, but by a “superior being”.

[@RomanBelisarius]

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 ??? Even Europeans were very much handheld from what Cody seems to explain here. Anything of classical greece and Rome seemed to come or be "under guidance" of aliens.

[@charlieskywalker7062]

@@RomanBelisarius they mention it, but the focus is INCREDIBLY skewed. There’s a huge focus on non Europeans having no way of doing anything without aliens.

[@pickledblowfish6178]

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 not really. Romans, Greeks, nazis, america, Stonehenge, nasa, all aliens. Not everything is racist homie.

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

I’m referring to the origins of the these conspiracies; the majority of them were used in the very beginning to discredit many of the people’s creations here in the Americas, the best example being who was first credited to building the Mounds of the Mississippi River.

[@illsaveus]

Season 1000: Did ancient aliens first create season 1 of ancient aliens in order to tell us about ancient aliens?

[@jimboscooter432]

Way to spoil season 1000 for me 😒

[@tomassmith1519]

Plot Twist: The people on this show are aliens

[@thedeerguy7579]

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes!

[@michaelmoser7497]

I’d never thought that a show could be insulting to the human race but here we are. Ancient Aliens is 16 seasons of saying “humans are dumb, aliens did everything.”

[@vladprus4019]

Plot twist: it was made by the actual aliens to breed the ground for alien supremacist on Earth waiting for the day the aliens would reveal themselves.

[@croakaly95]

​@@vladprus4019:o

[@TheRealBillix]

Many religions are pretty similar and some even more illogical

[@chumon1992]

Its pretty akin to the idea that all evil is human born and god just tries to save us from ourselves by vaguely teaching us parental like lessons with the use of capital punishment and reward tactics.

[@LordOfTheFatties]

They literally suggest that ancient humans couldn't possibly have figured out how to make...buildings.

[@Shaso-xv3tw]

“Who watches this crap?” Me watching ancient aliens and taking notes for my fantasy world building.

[@alishermukhametkali9230]

For the Greater Good, right? Tau'Va

[@ahardworker2154]

@Night Falcon Yes inquisitor this guy here

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@alishermukhametkali9230 funny that to the Imperium there were Aliens in their Ancient past..... Though its in 20,000 AD which is very very Old for 40,000 AD

[@FirstOHNameOfficial]

Tau’va!!!

[@slightlyistorical1776]

Your pfp says it all

[@monad5140]

"The government doesn't want you to know this alien secret." -The guys with a multimillion dollar TV show that the government could shut down literally whenever it wants EDIT: To those who respond with "It would be suspicious if the government took it down!" I'd like to point to the numerous times the government has been perfectly comfortable gunning after dissidents and whistleblowers in the past. Case and point, Snowden and Assange.

[@rupertgarcia]

I'M WHEEZING. 😭🤣💀

[@masonchristensen1392]

My same opinion, like the ones where their like 'The government is bombing my cars and trying to kill me!' they could do that IN A DAY!

[@ThePowerLover]

Well, is not that simple, I think the show is black propaganda.

[@omayaki5264]

@@ThePowerLover black propaganda? What do you mean with that?

[@ThePowerLover]

@@omayaki5264 There's three forms of propaganda, white propaganda (the most known), grey propaganda and black propaganda.

[@masonm1578]

Right at the beginning the line “how could these primitive people possibly know more about the stars than the europeans” says all u need to know about these people😭😭

[@lebarondevalois605]

lmaooo i was searching fr ur comment!!!

[@andreguimaraes6379]

That killed it for me, fucking eurocentrism

[@lintree]

Much as it was a joke here, the fact there are people who think that unironically is terrifying

[@whaletime69]

​@@lintree exactly, the Europeans knew the stars just as well and used them to create instruments for cross continental journeys.

[@itschad493]

Just because white people didn't do it, doesn't mean aliens did

[@GrandMasterBruh]

Imagine 2000 years from now some future guys stumble across the MCU, and interpret it as real history that we believed in aliens. Sad.

[@jayfink2199]

The MCU is for pfegs

[@adogonyoutube6783]

Not comparable

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The interesting thing is that in ancient pagan religions if you came up with a story about a deity or great hero and were convincing enough, it would most probably become canon in your religion, or would spawn its own cult. By that logic, Marvel's iteration of Thor is just as canon as the Poetic Edda. (Thor didn't appear in the Poetic Edda, at least, I don't think, but you get my point)

[@CollinMcLean]

@@georgeoldsterd8994 Thor did appear in the Poetic Edda... multiple time. The Codex Regius specifically has the one where he dresses up as a woman to get his hammer back.

[@gabork5055]

If Kosemen's fiction is anything to go by 2000 years later those guys will be the aliens. :D

[@sevencatsinasuit]

If Aliens taught us. Who taught the Aliens? I NEED a history channel series about the double Aliens.

[@GarfieldnSonic]

Ayo let this man cook

[@tk-5268]

Ancienter alients

[@flyboymb]

Future humans taught the aliens.

[@A-V01D]

And also a series about the triple aliens

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

Time traveling future humans. They go back and tech the aliens, but they intentionally teach them stupid shit just to flex on them

[@cardonk5795]

The Virgin “Ancient Civilizations were more advanced than we thought” vs the chad “Aliens did it”

[@belgebelgravia100]

The Average Evidence Enjoyer Vs the Average "Hey that painting of the sun kinda looks like a UFO" Connoisseur

[@whw148]

Vs the thad "we helped aliens build earth"

[@riteshyeddu9186]

@@whw148 hell yeah!

[@cumunist2120]

the extra chad the ancient civilizations are still around and are so advanced we think theyre aliens

[@vladamirputin2986]

the mega chad "hey maybe other peoples were also smart and were smarter before europe; making this whole idea that only aliens couldve done it very racist" legit tho ancient alien ideas were invented to disprove arguments that ancient peoples who werent white were intelligent lol

[@jerrycoob4750]

"Antarctica has a hole in the middle that's actually a city of ancient aliens!" _goes to antarctica_ _accidentally starts second impact instead_

[@ajflink]

Oh! Evangelion reference!

[@wowzamydude2375]

this is like if your history teacher went into class and started rambling about a dream he had and acted like it was real

[@Whimsu]

This is a bold show for bold men

[@oliverandeweg5679]

Agreed

[@pyeitme508]

Early

[@crusaderiii477]

I watch all episodes

[@Oskar_464]

Bald men*

[@thegoldenpyro]

Time travel

[@-caesarian-6078]

I can’t imagine someone so sad and pessimistic to genuinely believe that every single human accomplishment was just handed to us by bored aliens.

[@Nostripe361]

The weirdest part to me is that this theory is so complicated and crazy that I seriously can’t figure out what’s E.T. and Yoda’s end game here. What do they gain from helping Nazi’s but still letting them lose the war? The only way this theory makes sense is if you go with the idea that our world/universe is a civ game with more mods than a broken Bethesda game.

[@liborkozak8938]

@@Nostripe361 It just works Btw any into about Todd being alien?

[@alw2839]

@@liborkozak8938 Proof he is actually a Godd Howard

[@Forestdude-be6ud]

I can get behind Christianity, but this is insane. It's just Christianity with extra steps. Like, Christianity but for atheists.

[@ahappylictor3214]

Now that I think about it, how do we know all human aren't actually aliens ourselves and we just forgot about it?

[@Twistingfergus]

I love that humans were really receptive to being taught the very concept of language, despite not previously having it. I'm sure you've all found it quite easy to communicate verbally with a pet or wild animal for the same reason.

[@MidoriNatsume]

12:14 Funny thig is, Azmuth from Ben 10, the grey guy you used for the skit, really did build a super weapon in the form of a sword before the Omnitrix. 😂

[@idle_speculation]

Old George was immortal; maybe he hung around in the guise of a king called "Arthur" in medieval England for a while after slaying the Dagon?

[@MEGVTRON]

ok?

[@_MaximumVoltage]

This guy really sat there and watched the entirety of Ancient Aliens for our sake. Give this man a medal and a very good therapist

[@liberalrationalist8905]

Sometimes I watch the show.....only because everything else is even dumber. You know, the evangelical TV programs begging for your money. Pat Robertson always looks like he's been constipated for two weeks and is attempting a bowel movement on camera.

[@slyskitzo]

I love the show it’s actually fascinating and to be fair there not claiming anything officially there just asking questions and proposing answers to those questions

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

@@slyskitzo They just talk about how all of our acomplishments were made by aliens... as a pro-human activist, I can't stand such treachery. *We are gonna make a planetary shield, and the Aliens are going to pay for it*

[@stijnvdv2]

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes: he's an extraterrestrial coming from outta space with superhuman capabilities to watch all episodes of total gibberish.

[@stijnvdv2]

@@liberalrationalist8905 Pretty much why I don't watch cable tv here. News and talkshows are radical left, lying most of the time with political motivations and playing Neo-communist victimhood Paralympics yet claim to be 'objective' XD, entertainment shows seem to be a total rip off from Idols for almost 25 years now, like who the fuck is still watching that stuff? Or cooking with I don't give a shit. Movies are unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads and commercial breaks, and even the commercials themselves.... if I gotta hear one more politically motivated 'durability/sustainability/climate change' bullshit I'm gonna fucking puke!

[@Kemot300]

"The aliens did everything" apparently except getting rid of the people that are doing 'Ancient Aliens' to shut them up about telling all their secrets.

[@QTheRabbit]

I know this comment was a joke, but this is what really bugs me about a lot of conspiracy theories. "The only people who know the truth are me and those who watch this web series/follow this website that knows exactly what's going on! The people who caused [Insert Conspiracy Theory] just want you to think it actually happened because you're dumb!" If they had the power to cause said thing to happen, wouldn't they also have the power to just take down whatever it is that you found out this information from and thus keep people from finding out the truth? Like, I see so many people showing random-ass websites as "proof" of outlandish claims for things done by world governments or the Illuminati or some shit, and yet they don't stop and think that these governments/groups definitely would have the power to just remove those sites or bury that information or even just have these dudes taken out so random people can't find out "the truth" about what they're doing.

[@ambeegaming76]

The best way to make someone not believe something is to make it a joke. Only people with open minds give any of this a second thought no need to shut them up.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Aztecs building pyramids: Go help the Jews, Sr Aliens. We got this.

[@slyseal2091]

@@QTheRabbit The reversed logic also works, "how and why would a government be expected to fake a moon program if it can't even stop some sorry sod from telling everyone that it's faked". Logistics truly is the red revenger of rational thinking.

[@MrlspPrt]

@@QTheRabbit you saw too much X-Files (I'm doing it just now 😂😂😂😂) when this could be as simple as explaining it as some form of "Cassandra of Troy" (daughter of Priam who could see the future, but was cursed so nobody believed her).

[@CollinShook]

Imagine being the cgi team bringing these guys stories to life! Those pyramid energy animations look Hella sick and fun to make brah

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

So true !

[@chumon1992]

idk i really liked those dancing aliens he kept using X3

[@qwertydavid8070]

@@chumon1992 :3 uwu?

[@judithgockel1001]

I happened across a show on the history channel concerning Oak Island, in Nova Scotia. Not knowing it had been on the air for years, I watched some of the episodes. The total acreage of the 2 islands is 140 acres. They have dug, excavated (different technique), metal detected, theorized, conferenced, consulted, on and on and on. The episodes are mixed up with past season clips, an annoying narrator, and just about every modern device known to to subsoil detection and recovery of whatever. It’s still running after 12 or more years. Nada. I don’t bother; they will not stop until the money runs out.

[@hithedragon7842]

So has that whole treasure hunt just been monopolized by these guys from the history channel? That makes the fact that it's somehow *still* going on so much dumber

[@judithgockel1001]

@@hithedragon7842 I guess so. I watched for awhile, because I read that same Reader’s Digest article back in the ‘60’s, and had run across references occasionally since. Those guys are reportedly the owners of the property now, so until they hang it up, the hypothetical treasure is in private hands.

[@user-cw3wm9lx7w]

yep, I am convinced there is no treasure

[@judithgockel1001]

@@user-cw3wm9lx7w - Some of the theories absolutely fry my brain: probably one of the most peculiar is/was the notion that Bacon’s written work (including of course, Shakespeare’s plays🤣 - as written by Bacon) was buried in some sort of container immersed in mercury for preservation. Oooooookay. It has been known since either the 1930’s or 1950’s that the way to excavate the ‘money pit’ is to use (presumably) liquid nitrogen to stabilize the wet sandy soil, and then dig like crazy. It’s not my money, so I don’t have an opinion/s.

[@V1489Cygni]

The real treasure are the friends they made along the way. That's the lesson the aIiens wanted to teach them.

[@mistermeatballs7800]

It's like 1000x funnier because he's literally never been this pissed in a video. You can tell watching 200 episodes of this shit broke him.

[@ortherner]

ikr

[@forsenE]

ikr

[@forsenE]

ikr

[@yousefshahin2654]

ikr

[@yousefshahin2654]

ikr

[@NamelessGamer29]

Cody managed to watch every AncientAliens episode and remain sane. He must be an alien.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

Indeed

[@Trimat_]

Nah, it's hard to watch even for me, therefore he's a god

[@rare80]

I dunno about that, Tyler is DEFINITELY an alien, though.

[@Amanda_Harper]

...bold of you to think that he was ever sane.

[@superpumpkin1065]

Lol

[@f1sh26]

That Boston tea party recreation at the start was so cute like the way the lil USA plushie started jumping up and down in excitement over dumping English Breakfast into the Boston bathtub literally made my heart melt thank you for brightening my life. ❤

[@ObamaBinLaden525]

They say that humans can't do anything themselves but are helped by aliens, so if humans are capable of nothing, why are these _Ancient Astronaut Theorists_ capable of comprehending the _Divinity of these aliens._

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

Maybe because they ARE aliens. Ngl it would be funny to imagine a group of aliens up in space making all this shit up and laughing their asses off that people believe it 😂

[@bryanmanuelbaes7871]

I still vividly remember watching an episode where they speculated that Steve Jobs was given a telepathic message from aliens guiding him to the creation of Apple.

[@ejazshaikh2863]

What Really?😂😂

[@justmazen3168]

This fucking show is on crack lmfaoo

[@InfernosReaper]

Gotta love these theories that demonstrate how absolutely no effort went into researching history for their creation, because all Jobs ever really did was have engineers improve on existing ideas. It's not like he was actually engineering anything himself, not even the original Apple computers. That was his friend, not him.

[@uncannyvalley2350]

Aryan propaganda, posing as education, on primetime TV

[@killian9314]

Same but it was with Einstein

[@belgebelgravia100]

The Ancient Aliens explanation for how humanity was created is genuinely word-for-word the plot to the first 3 Assassin's Creed games.

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

Only question remaining: who copied who?

[@zetanone7211]

@@0g0mogosepikworld31 the first assassins creed game was released in 2007, and the first episode of ancient aliens was aired in 2009. Do with that what you will.

[@neoanimegirl]

@@zetanone7211 don't forget these ideas have been around way longer than AC & AA. Lol so those "scientists" had these encounters when they were much younger

[@nicbahtin4774]

@@zetanone7211 Yea but only in AC 2 we got to the ones that came before

[@belgebelgravia100]

Was Ubisoft actually contacted by higher dimensional extraterrestrials that commanded them to write down their teachings, in the form of a video game, to spread their message? No.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Why would the aliens help us with sonic levitation and anti gravity? And not just, you know, a crane.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

I mean, if there were alien visitors, it's much more likely it was a scientific expedition. Which is why it's only been once, it's expensive as shit. We've been to Pluto _twice_ If they came, they came once, they'll be back when the alien UN funds their second expedition. Or, there's like a BILLION planets with life and they've got a lot to visit. Too much to come back to the monkey planet soon.

[@TheUSgoverment]

Idk chief. If i had sonic levitation and anti gravity devices i would probably use them instead of a crane. And considering the kind of things these aliens could pull off they probably did

[@juden3459]

I still remember how the show were claiming that Buddha was actually an alien with a flying saucer posed as a cloud then in another episode said Buddha was actually a human turned into some psychic alien being from some long lost civilization. This show can't even get it's own consistency right and are just throwing anything to the wall.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

@@juden3459 🤣

[@Thobeian]

Another questi9n: why did they just repossess the gravity technology after only giving it to the egyltians to make giant tombs for their kings?

[@C4pt4inEyebrows]

The alien fathers hopped into their ships to get some space milk. They'll be back guys.

[@mesadrums375]

*2000 years from now* “Iron man, Thor, captain America…. They were all real and brought down from the heavens.”

[@SparkingEX]

"And the most powerful of them all, Squirrel Girl" Her or Deadpool, pick your poison

[@nickwhyman4815]

Did the serum that created America’s Captain come from an advanced extraterrestrial race?

[@merlenclownshuffles]

It came down tonthe grat battle of "Tha nose".

[@kingmac6638]

@@SparkingEX the most powerful of them all, scarlet witch

[@thefunnymofo7857]

@@kingmac6638 Squirrel girl will beat Scarlet Witch.

[@KnowingBetter]

Disagree. Ancient Aliens explains everything and has all the answers.

[@tasibsharar7357]

Ancient aliens build the pyramids yall the government is hiding the REAL information like how they hide that the Earth is freaking flat

[@tristane3444]

Uhm based

[@Eric_Hutton.1980]

I hope you're being sarcastic

[@independentRestorationServices]

Haven’t finished your vids yet, but I hope you’re both part of the same “knowing alternate better history cinematic universe”

[@Zman44444]

Wait aren’t you live-streaming ancient alien stuff??

[@nathanbogner]

Ancient Aliens amuses the heck outta me despite the fact (or because of it maybe) that it is complete goofy rubbish. But I've watched all the episodes of the first 8 seasons (many multiple times, and I have favorites) because I love lost deluded Georgio and all his crew. I feel like this video gets me. Thank you for doing this.

[@peacefulinvasion684]

That's why people watch it.

[@tentaclesmod]

Hmmm, this is giving me cool story ideas. Aliens that send a small conclave to colonize another planet, but have to uplift and direct a local species for it because they could send so little that this is genuinely the best way. The ultimate goal is building a wormhole to join to their empire. It could be a nice short management game

[@murplesman]

*Ancient Aliens exists* Religious people: WTF Atheists: WTF Practically everyone minus the show's creators: WTF

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

Aliens: WTF

[@temkin9298]

@@edmundthespiffing2920 Can't say they wouldn't think that. Alien: The hell is these guys doing???

[@j.epstein7723]

@@edmundthespiffing2920 this is the funniest reply. This comment almost seems like it was made for your reply. Actually laughed out loud

[@nineix9438]

@@j.epstein7723 good to know, jeff

[@j.epstein7723]

@@nineix9438 Glad to help.

[@wuhzaoski4081]

"I sat down and watched every episode..." Mad respect. The sacrifices youtubers make for content...

[@wizard680]

And still ends up demonitized

[@oldmanlogan9616]

@@wizard680 is it a coincidence demonetized is written the same way as demon??? I dont think so

[@aitormenta3633]

@@oldmanlogan9616 ALIENS!

[@KaiSan3]

this much hours of watching the series althistoryhub did is what proves that, in the end, the ancient aliens still claim human sacrifice until today... and they don't need pyramids to take people's blood away from them

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

meow meow

[@justinpickens1]

I can’t wait for the sequel series “modern aliens” where they talk about (insert any modern influential figure, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk etc.) being visited by aliens and told them everything they needed to know to help humanity

[@gabork5055]

That would be just mainstream conspiracy nuts the show. But if they made that people would find a reason to think and proclaim people like David Icke and 'less mainstream' again and somehow silenced by the reptilians and the funny hair alien guy who's clearly doing magic with his hands in the meme. But with enough controversies the show would probably be a success.

[@isimperialist]

My mom watched it, not because she believes anything they say, but because it interests her, and just lets her have fun with her imagination.

[@jayfink2199]

Your mom is cool

[@Nodeaa]

"King Arthur, who was a real, human being, not only was able to pull the sword from the stone because of alien biometric technology..." has got to be one of the funniest lines I've heard in a minute.

[@baird5682]

I would watch that movie.

[@julianaguilera998]

That whole statement about Arthur makes him boring.😒

[@sinksalesman1747]

Imagine if he had burnt his hands That'd be a different story lmao

[@queeny5613]

Yep

[@jah7514]

Ok so, why were men, bigger and stronger than Authur, wasn't able to pull the sword from the stone? It doesn't have to be true but it's a decent explanation.. this place was way more advanced than the given authority, leads us to believe.

[@N0TYALC]

Imagine that this show just keeps running for hundreds of years. Then thousands of years. Empires rise and fall, languages mutate, merge, split, and die. Episode 17,846 suggests that a mysterious broadcast called “ancient aliens” from the early 21st century American Republic is far too unorthodox and ahead of its time to have been created by mere humans. Cue narrator voice: *Is it possible that this program’s bold claims were inspired by an extraterrestrial insight?*

[@Bootyeatter6969]

the government: stay right fucken there

[@mexalcorta]

“Ancient astronaut theorists say yes”

[@LegendarySparantus]

" Yes it is "

[@AmariKhumalo]

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki 2186 actually. This message brought to you by The Future™

[@AmariKhumalo]

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??????!!??!?!!111

[@DocuDubery]

This is actually my new favorite video on KZbin

[@Akrafena]

funni

[@Chasedoessolaratx]

The laughs per minute from just the visuals in this is insane! Sooo much effort went into this, great job!

[@Softestdrink]

“Who is still watching this?” My step dad. I think he’s the only viewer now

[@multiversepatriot3148]

My father in law. He genuinely believes this show and every other one like it. We have arguments and when I pull up stuff that disagrees, he says it’s a government coverup.

[@joe94c]

I had a colleague who believed everything off this dumbass show

[@tomasavendanozacarias5205]

also my grandpa and his wife so we got 3 at least

[@paulsuttle]

My dad loves the absurdity of some of the theories. Same reason he watches those ghost shows.

[@gojiratheking1065]

My father. He doesn't even believe anything they say so I don't understand why the fuck he subjects himself to that shitshow.

[@trolly4233]

Props to these dudes for somehow finding a way to link every aspect of human history to alien visitation. That’s some insane story writing.

[@tanybrachid]

Insane as in it requires skill and dedication? Or insane as in literally insane?

[@the_occasional1764]

@@tanybrachid Yes.

[@sheeshabedin1379]

Shakespeare writings ultra pro+

[@Ihatechoosingnames242]

@@sheeshabedin1379 I mean shakesspear was an Alien or atleast an Alien told hin what to write

[@xra_fan01]

Did the aliens tell you to write this comment? Are you in the know???

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

The aliens taught us to build monuments so they could get a culture victory.

[@DickLongFlop14]

As crazy as this theory is, it would an awesome premise for a new streaming series lol

[@maglor8157]

I HATE it when people say that someone from ancient times was dumber than us modern people. They just had a lower level of Tech to work with. And they were very smart using that Tech.

[@jjt171]

modern humans and "ancient" humans are pretty much biologically identical.

[@jagdawgii929]

@@jjt171 we've been anatomically modern for 1 million years

[@thermusaquaticusPCR]

I mean on average they definitely were. Diseases and malnutrition were probably knocking a ton off of the average IQ. Look up the Flynn effect. IQs have increased substantially in just the last 100 years.

[@donpollo3154]

@@thermusaquaticusPCR that's true, but that doesn't mean they were stupid, and they were definitely very intelligent with what they had

[@Comkill117]

“They we’re so dumb with how they invented the original technology that over centuries of improvement lead to what we have today.” Yeah I agree, I never really got that idea either.

[@fredrickvontater5433]

Plot twist: ancient aliens is really a satire and they have just kept the joke up for all this time

[@swausgebouwen143]

That's what i thought when i saw JUST HOW MANY people they had ti interview on ancient aliens. Shocking

[@Dreagostini]

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid At nighttime it's colder than outside.

[@Dreagostini]

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid You just proofed the neccessary context. Ty for that.

[@Sorain1]

Started as a joke, but no one caught on early and they were making money... so they just keep going.

[@angrytrees7519]

Don't we all wish this was so.

[@michaelrosenstock9187]

13:46 I...i had enough of the internet for today

[@Fairred6507]

You're a more patient person than I. I couldn't get through a single episode.

[@jayfink2199]

Show me on the doll where the bad TV show touched you

[@dorianlofton9240]

I’m not going to lie to you, when I was 10 ancient aliens used to have me stomped. I would think to myself “Yo, that’s a really good point.”

[@shivanshna7618]

Same but at 14

[@wizard680]

Same thing happen to me to. I remember watching the show at my aunts place and how the aliens watched Columbus sail the ocean blue.

[@hobihope2981]

Dude theres one episode where a pyramid has an impossibly perfectly fit grave inside that apparently had no way for humans to put it in and like.... I got a physics degree, yet I still think about it to this day.

[@dorianlofton9240]

@@hobihope2981 It’s things like that they have people stomped, but tbh we have to remember it wasn’t regular people building these structures. It was highly trained engineers of that time period. Ofc the average Egyptian wouldn’t know how to design that, that’s like saying the average American knows the logistics of space travel.

[@Web720]

Same but in High School. I gobbled up a lot of that stuff in my Middle-High school days.

[@tristanskywalker1998]

In an alternate universe, everything in this show actually happened, and our world's real-life history is the conspiracies of anti-alien conspiracy theorists, with a show on History Channel called, "Ancient Humans".

[@patrickblanchette4337]

Hmmm...... Sounds like a really great show in our reality on CuriosityStream called ‘Ancient Engineering’ that you should check out 😉.

[@johnjohnson-wg7jv]

In an even more slightly different universe ancient humanity actually did accomplish all they were said to have, but the ancient aliens theory is commonly believed to be what happened.

[@ks6848]

oh. god. daaamn

[@scottcallahan5029]

Ok.... That would be hilarious

[@neo-didact9285]

Silly conspiracy nut, stop trying to add humans into the history of development given to us by our alien overlords. ALL HAIL LORD XENU, GIVER OF THEATANS!!!

[@ken-dog]

"and watched every single Ancient Aliens episode" I out loud said 'good lord' at that revelation. A man of patience. I would not be able to do that.

[@colinsutherland201]

This guy is committed, watching every single episode of ancient aliens for a single episode

[@Tragedous]

I remember my school showing episodes of this show to teach us to be critical of sources when researching since it showed that people can explain pure nonsense enough to sound convincing to some

[@celiapyburn5858]

That’s a smart teacher. 11 year old me definitely bought into Ancient Aliens

[@iankearns774]

Including your teachers.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Wikipedia.

[@ADHDWithAMic]

Aliens!

[@shadowsovereign4948]

That’s a way better teaching method than just saying, don’t trust Wikipedia. Props to your teacher

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

Never has there been a better example of "I did it so you don't have to". Truly a Herculean task.

[@johnfraire6931]

A _Herculean_ task... you mean the half *alien* Heracles of Hellenistic stories? COulD that Mean that COdy of ALternate HIStory is ACTUALLY half AlIen?/??//?

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

@@johnfraire6931 I don't say this often, but you might be having too much fun...

[@JRPOGM]

I had no idea you had this channel too. Thought I was going crazy hearing your voice. Happy I have more of your content to catch up on.

[@aanteater861]

Honestly a live action movie based on the events depicted here would be pretty wild.

[@burnsfamily8864]

Imagine coming up with an incredible idea for a sci-fi novel, and then wasting it by pretending it's a documentary.

[@rjjacob101]

Better than pretending its a religion.... "eh hmmmm" Scientology.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

@@rjjacob101 But that wasn't a waste, scientology is a very profitable cult

[@rjjacob101]

@@enotsnavdier6867 LMAO for David it is.

[@cjgray8825]

You know writting a sci fi story as if it were a documentary could work. As long as you don’t pretend it’s actually real.

[@aliquidgaming1068]

Scientology was made by a sci fi writer who turned his weird sci fi concept into a religion

[@sapcavax7806]

I can imagine a remake of this show in 200 years claiming people in 2020 wore masks because they worshipped some kind of aliens with astronaut helmets. And interpreting coronavirus graphic depictions as a spikey spaceship

[@weirdshrimpnumber9755]

Oh my,well it ''could happen "

[@anthonydio7222]

Giorgios fukked up hair is waiting for that.

[@theturquoisedream9244]

The q non people will be pushing that by next week!

[@henriettacantrell6878]

I do agree that ancient aliens is a religion . I also agree that some of their theorys are a bit far fetched . However, I also believe that they get it right in some instances . I think that no matter what Jesus would have been an alien as he is a spiritual being and not of this world. Anything not of this world would be alien. Artificial insemination would be one way of describing immaculate conception . The powers needed to separate the red Sea could have been superior technology and anything that was done that early man didn't understand, including aliens with super powers , or space ships , or whatever , would seem miraculous and certainly they would have been considered God's. I also think that there is evidence in support of those claims. For example, if it wasn't a space ship that was painted in some of our old masterpieces than what was it? And there's the old sculptures that show astronauts in space suits. Why would they even exist unless they were made by people who saw them. I think that their theorys are just as good as any other theory and they make sense to me. They made me more of a believer than a non believer . I don't think that evolution got it right.

[@henriettacantrell6878]

My theory on masks is that there were pandemics even back then and the face coverings were for the spreading of disease and not for religious reasons. Crazy ? Maybe, but the Bible does speak of diseases that wiped out civilizations. Just a thought

[@WVisionLJ]

12:06 funny story, Excalibur is actually an alien weapon in Ben 10

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

And apparently the knights of the round table were Transformers if you wasted a couple hours of your life and $15.

[@k.m.sparks1190]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 ... it took me a few seconds to realize you meant tlk

[@oneghost1257]

I love how genuinely slapped together some of the claims on this show are. Like I might have commented before, if aliens gave Davinci all of his designs why did they give him designs that wouldn't have worked? Sure the flying machines and the tank are impressive but... we can run models and do math to determine that none of them would have worked. So, what?

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I feel so bad for any legit Historians who've pitched an idea to the History Channel, gotten turned down, and then they watched an episode of Ancient Aliens.

[@JodioJoestar-gy8eo]

disappointment 100

[@elkyubi4281]

Lmao, so fucking sad, considering that history isn't the main thing people pick for study

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

More like bullet dodged. Like getting turned down by a hot lady at a party only to later find out she got arrested for training raccoons to steal her neighbors' teeth so she could make anti-vaccine amulets out of them. The history channel is a joke.

[@edmardisla8492]

@@SwedishSinologyNerd That is such a specific example, I think that might have actually happened to you.

[@griffion2813]

Dude watch the science channel it’s way better and it has more actual history than the history channel

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

I think we're just a couple episodes away from "Could it be possible that the advent of the Iraq war was influenced by an extraterrestrial presence? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes"

[@gingeranagram2467]

They have one on the Civil war. -_-

[@Bakecrusto]

Pretty sure one of their episodes talks about Iraq war happening because Americans discovered that there's Nebuchadnezzar's Stargate there, and they learned about it from aliens, because the aliens need humans to recover it. Or something.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

“Sarajevo 1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand heir to the Austro-Hungarian Emperor was assassinated alongside his wife Archduchess Sophie, igniting the powder keg that was the many alliances drawing the entire globe into war. Was the assassin an extraterrestrial agent hellbent on the destruction of mankind? Ancient alien theorists say…. “why the fuck not? It’s as good as any other bullshit theory we promote on this piece of garbage tv show that the History Channel should be embarrassed for broadcasting!”

[@sirshotty7689]

Don’t forget that time the ancient aliens took out a 2 trillion dollar loan from the pentagon.

[@hhgff778]

Yeah, they actually have an episode about the hot spots around the world and apparently aliens use their tech to make people there extremely violent so they would destroy all evidence of them being here or something lmao.

[@alexcr5276]

14:20 - That was a smooth, smoooooooth transition lol Made me laugh out loud in the end, no cap

[@phoebexavier7050]

I love Ancient Aliens. One of my favorite shows. I get exposed to a lot of cool archaeology and history then get to crack up laughing when they link it to aliens. =]

[@woltersworld]

Every single episode??!?!?!? Oh man... dang... you need some serious de-tox tea or something. Wow...

[@monad_tcp]

Dihidrogen monoxide works great !

[@RIXRADvidz]

Celestial Seasons Tension Tamer

[@AndyMcCavish]

I'm sure the aliens must have a device that could wipe this his memory?

[@oumardiop1]

@@monad_tcp no i dont eat or drink any chemicals 🤬🙄😳🥵

[@xenontesla122]

If I did that, I don't think I'd be able to have coherent thoughts anymore, let alone write a script on what I saw!

[@antonydandrea]

I love how they taught us how to build stone structures instead of how to harness the power of electricity. It only took, like 100 years to get from steampower to computer circuits, so they could have easily have done it.

[@raycom201]

I’m guessing aliens like slows down long grinds

[@Godzilla00X]

That's like playing the Sims on easy mode. Don't you want a challenge?

[@badreality2]

But why would they? Does your country willingly teach third world countries how to use high technology? If not, why? If so, does your country teach these tribes EVERY science, or just the subjects they think the populace can handle?

[@danielflanard8274]

@@badreality2 Most first world countries are busy enriching their own people, or struggling and failing to. In this fictional reality, the aliens created humans as a subservient species, so what harm would there be in granting them some minor innovations.

[@antonydandrea]

@@badreality2 yes. It's well documented what countries do for eachother and what medicines and technology are now across the world

[@EndarJH]

I love that this was uploaded on April 1st

[@MrStrocube]

Nice one. But you gotta admit, things have become quiet eldritch since 2012.

[@wotanvonedelsburg1610]

what?

[@thierrydecker8110]

The big plot twist at the end of the show will be that there were never any humans, all of us were just aliens all along.

[@txn3346]

adam and eve duh!

[@widowmaker4097]

Really?

[@engr.jomargumboc4458]

_The real aliens are the friends we made along the way!_

[@ynrezcoinirac511]

BINGO!!

[@Freeaviator]

"Wait we're all aliens" "always have been 🔫👽"

[@vtipoman]

This sounds like a sci-fi expanded universe where every entry was written by a different person

[@Russocass]

Isn't the Bible basically that?

[@pilkpog7952]

@@Russocass lmfao

[@TJDious]

What do you mean "sounds like?"

[@xenontesla122]

You're basically describing the SCP Foundation, except SCP is much more coherent.

[@laurensahanna5826]

@@xenontesla122 which is honestly impressive, considering canon in the SCP universe is basically non existent

[@Brunix7000]

this is absolutely hilarious Cody, well done

[@pinaerpowac4130]

When this came out i gave up on the history Channel and instead turned to books to learn more about the past. Arguably better.

[@henrycarpenter5733]

Definitely better.

[@Tetris521]

This is actually some dope ass lore. They could have written endless fantasy books and create a series that i would be heavily invested in.

[@sabbathjackal]

someone did. its called stargate

[@xcape4734]

Is that what Stargate is about damn I remember getting mad as a kid when it would come on cuz it wasn't cartoons

[@chironthefloof2920]

the thing is, the dudes that run the show actually believe this shit

[@nicduusify]

It reminds me of the lore in Assassin's Creed

[@Rcapo23]

its called assassins creed

[@thatguy9088]

Me: "Man, who would write a show like Ancient Aliens?" Ancient Aliens: "Aliens." Me: "OF COURSE!"

[@snekkoheckko4466]

the show is so crazy to make us believe it's all fake

[@redblaze8700]

That explains a lot. Either the aliens wants to teach us that they’re real, or they want to keep us dumb by planting the seed on the idea that we couldn’t do anything on our own.

[@projekttaku1]

@@redblaze8700 or aliens just want to troll humans and say they made them.

[@ibraahemnabeel]

truth hiding in plain sight !

[@samueltitone5683]

Ancient aliens really turns human history into a cosmic horror story doesn’t it?

[@joshuahadams]

Only because it rips off cosmic horror stories. Like, read _The Whisperer in Darkness_ and _At the Mountains of Madness_ and then count how many tropes Ancient Aliens touches. They’re crap.

[@TheKitsuneOnihane]

It's been 3 years and id still like to say thank you for your sacrifice

[@mildlydazed9608]

I think he’s due to make a follow-up with the more recent episodes. Not because I believe in them but because this video is hilarious and I want more

[@southanime]

The idea of aliens traveling galaxies only to reproduce with humans is disturbing in more ways that you can imagine

[@deathsyth8888]

"Doesn't matter, had sex." - Ancient Aliens, after crossing time and space for some intergalactic action.

[@pravkdey]

Fr. However thinking of all the stuff humans have gotten nasty with I'd see it as a point we have in common lol

[@Alejandro_BoniIIa]

Aliens: “still beat tho”

[@marcioborgesreis9066]

For a alien to travel galaxies it may equal for you to cross your room from one point to another , is something you do quick and easy with no efford at all.

[@southanime]

@@marcioborgesreis9066 I don't care if for them is like asking for sugar to their neighbor, that does not mean you can give their pet monkey a creampie

[@Dancin_Time]

Ancient Aliens: Talks about religions being actually created by Aliens. Also Ancient Aliens: Ignores the implications of rebellion against and death of the Gods in the Titanomachia, Gigantomachia, Ragnarok, Apophis devouring the sun, Gilgamesh and Enkidu, and etc etc.

[@legojay14]

Thats how they make new episodes. Going back to the beginning and covering other parts of the mythologies

[@ohdontmindme4241]

@The Fabulous Eagle this, there were skills a mere 50 years ago that are now lost to our knowledge. Whose to says the sands of time haven’t distorted the history we know and buried some of it. God forbid we aren’t the smartest we’ve ever been

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

What im getting here Is, even if there were ancient aliens we already defeated the bastards

[@Hrvatski_vojnik]

Judgement day

[@someguy3766]

They will probably make an episode in the future about the death of the gods actually being a human rebellion against their alien masters where they killed the aliens on Earth and that's why aliens hide from us now or something. "Did humans KILL their alien rulers in ancient Babylon??" :P

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

Those hard hitting questions that von Daniken had can easily be explained. Flood myths exist because of natural disasters occur so often course the ancients would sit around and come up with a myth to explain them. Chinese whispers make the floods sound bigger and better and the next thing you know it’s the entire earth that was engulfed in water. The fact that its many different cultures have similar myths can be explained by stories travelling as wanderers would go from town to town telling stories for food and lodging. If you examine the myths from isolated cultures they vary quite widely from the myths of peoples that weren’t isolated by oceans and vast distances. Dragons, it wouldn’t be a stretch to imagine that ancient miners found fossils and myths sprung up around them. The depictions of dragons vary depending on the origin of the fossils as they vary also. It’s also another case of stories travelling. Pyramids, well a pyramid is the easiest shape to make a tall structure of stones built on top of one another so the foundations will take the weight. The higher you go the more weight is put on the bottom courses so you’ve got to put less stones each course to minimise the down force created. The problem is logic gets in the way of the grift so I can’t blame von Daniken just making shit up as he goes along. It makes for a better story.

[@collinmclaren6608]

I absolutely lost it at the phrase *"-an extraterrestrial we know as 'the Grim Reaper'."*

[@willphoenix5464]

Necron intensifies

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

"And that's when the ancient astronaut theorists realized, the aliens were inside them the whole time." *roll credits*

[@jesseparra1988]

maybe the aliens are the friends we made along our journey

[@berto2125]

They got amnesia. And it turns out. They were the aliens the whole time

[@sylph8005]

*chestbursters emerge*

[@nelsonr1241]

He did a backflip, snapped the aliens neck and saved the day!

[@mikeoxmall69420]

I've seen some fanart like that🤢

[@lakobause]

"The Black Plague was engineered by an extraterrestrial we know as the Grim Reaper." I laughed so hard to keep my brain from melting out of my ears.

[@Leto965]

Because things like symbolism don't exist

[@Marx9728]

@@Leto965 I hate to be that person but.... *exist.

[@defalttheloner]

Grim Reaper will be my new rpg char in a future setting

[@johnjamescapel3489]

O thought it was engineered by the rat king. Or it's spread by splinter whe he forgot to wear a sheath , with April oniel

[@Leto965]

@@Marx9728 thanks. English is not my native language so sometimes I make mistakes like this

[@negadoge]

8:43 i love that you use a craft-world wraithguard in this tranisition

[@danieldavenport-grosse6331]

22:41 is by far the funniest part of this vid. 'WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN" lmfao

[@DanBoergeJensen]

I actually met one of these people at the Nasca lines in Peru when I was backpacking through South America in 2009. He was really exited to tell us about all of his publications on ancient aliens. We had fun hearing what he had to say and then laughing when he was out of ear shot. We saw him again in an Inca museum a few days later, where he was filming a "documentary". We had just recieved a guided tour where we learned how the ancient Incas tied planks of wood to infants' heads to give them that particular head shape. It was really quite interesting. Then we saw the ancient aliens guy filming his documentary, talking about how the special head shapes might be evidence that the Incas interbred with aliens, and that they had "better psycic abilities". Whatever the hell that means. So we have two competing explanations: planks of wood or interbreeding with space aliens. I know whch one I find more likely.

[@connorkiraly4934]

Aliens obviously

[@levitschetter5288]

Science defines the limitations for being the same species their inability to breed, so if they could breed their not aliens their the same species lol. This makes about as much sense as flat earthers or nasa faked the moon landing

[@bossnnot5020]

Whos to say the planks of wood weren't just the excuse the aliens gave us after they bred and brainwashed us

[@Slaking_]

Obviously the aliens, skulls are too thick we all know the wood would just break. My skull is anyway.

[@romulus2473]

@@levitschetter5288 Actually, that's not entirely true. Biology is actually really hard to define, clear-cut and species are in some ways an arbitrary classification. Reproduction is a big indicator, but it's not a certainty or a perfect method to define a species. It's this variation and arbitrary-ness that causes taxons to be constantly shifted around as more information is obtained.

[@Gigathyn]

12:12 What's funny is that in Ben 10 lore, Saint George's Sword actually was an alien weapon made by Azmuth, just like the Omnitrix.

[@k-techpl7222]

I'd like to imagine that in the Ben 10 Universe, ancient aliens is some how a credible show. By the time omniverse ends, there is literally nothing that would stop them from interviewing aliens on the show.

[@richardwainwright507]

Why do you know the lore?

[@k-techpl7222]

@@richardwainwright507 It was an important plot point in the 3rd series of the show.

[@melelconquistador]

@@richardwainwright507 because we watched it.

[@genieglasslamp5028]

@@richardwainwright507 It's a really solid series.

[@michaelb465]

I still keep watching this. Probably one of my most favorite things to watch.

[@Goober_gobbler]

I grew up watching ancient aliens, my mom always had it on in the background. Even as a kid i knew they were bonkers, and thats why i love it. My mum still has the craziest things on, but now its all obscure KZbin videos with 1000 views max. Istg one of the people she was listening to was unironically talking about time travelling bigfoot, or mountains actually being massive tree stumps. Its great

[@primrosevale1995]

“Hello, I’m Cody. I watched Ancient Aliens so you didn’t have to.”

[@goroakechi6126]

Psychic Yuri took him over.

[@nunyobidniz]

A truly staggering sacrifice

[@TechGroupF430i]

I wonder if Nostalgia Critic still uses that line. #IUnderstoodThatReference

[@goroakechi6126]

@@TechGroupF430i He does.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

let's see "Adam ruins ancient astronauts"

[@lazarussolomon3541]

I love how in one episode they tried to claim that George Washington actually meet aliens when he meet with the Native American tribes. Because gasp he actually learned useful information form these tribes

[@Christopher_TG]

Which again demonstrates my other comment that racism is a fundamental component of this nonsense.

[@lazarussolomon3541]

@@Christopher_TG kinda. It's not like they do say that the Europeans weren't influenced by aliens when they made their great achievements. I recall the show said Socrates was influenced by aliens or was an alien when he made Philosophy. But I do agree that it does seem to play up how the achievements of none European ones we're influences to a ridiculous degree. But if I had to give a benefit of the doubt it could be because most great achievements that happened in Africa where when humanity was Very young.

[@spetterman2916]

@@Christopher_TG Definitely! Even the guy he kept going back to was like how could these civilisations know astronomy and scientific things like the Europeans. I'm like wait wtf are you just being racist LOL

[@Christopher_TG]

@@spetterman2916 Not just high level knowledge, but also accompishments. The idea that nonwhite civilizations like the Egyptians, Maya, Ghana, Mali, Ethiopia, and the Mesopotamians could have built incredible wonders of ancient engineering is so unfathomable to white Europeans/Americans that it must've been some kind of supernatural intervention. It's just so blatant.

[@nutsbroker5687]

@@Christopher_TG i mean why would they claim et build the stonehenge or helped the nazis ? They would have just said Euros were smarter than Egyptians and the nazis were the best then ?

[@ocircles738]

Can't deny that it's entertaining as hell when you're not sober though!

[@paynedanger1925]

As wild as it is, makes more sense than a grey bearded man in the sky judging everything you do😂

[@felixthecat580]

I feel like these people just took acid while playing Assassin's Creed

[@WarTitan888]

Depends on which version tho haha

[@mimisbrunnr9956]

My alien they were connected all along

[@dustinhernandez-eaton42]

Um the assassin's creed game is based off a real religion

[@felixthecat580]

@@dustinhernandez-eaton42 You're not a very good troll

[@jaycee7736]

@@dustinhernandez-eaton42 assassins creed is a combination of mystery religions and gnosticism, and you know what. I think it could be real too atleast 70 percent truth

[@OfficialLagada]

My favorite line of this show is: "Ancient Astronaut Theorists, say YES."

[@todd7383]

At this point its like a catchphrase

[@uncannyvalley2350]

Confirmation bias er, confirmed?

[@quintusfabiusmaximus8700]

YES!

[@noelobrien4377]

They did change it over time

[@niteowl9491]

"People who fundamentally agree, agree."

[@ajflink]

I cannot wait when they cover the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Ancient Aliens.

[@garyleegomez8670]

LOLOL!!! That picture of Giorgio in flames is hysterical! Wish that it were an available poster!

[@fallout_flame]

So the aliens allied themselves with the Nazis, to the point of literally helping them technologically and with arcane knowledge, but not enough to actually allow them to win the war?

[@yuvalgabay1023]

Alians has shit on the Russian

[@vucko9201]

You see Ivan, if alien help Nazis, then activate russian bias button and start making 5 million T-34's every day

[@silvat1193]

They were also helping the Americans, Russians, and Japanese. So it all evens out I guess. t. The History Channel

[@mosesracal6758]

Of course America is going to win everytime, they even defeated the aliens in Independence

[@freddysw]

Because Stalin had a deal with a race of Time travelling Nano robots, they are what the hammer and sickle represents

[@sroofikaden2355]

“Because Noah was half alien” how can you just say that like, so casually

[@rogerclarke4760]

Kuz Jesus christ was a dinosaur riding zombie killing reptilian alien platapus

[@Enchie]

It took many takes and much alcohol.

[@sergiowinter5383]

Still he just made a common big boat instead of a spaceship, not very alien.

[@gst013]

That's about the least of the weirdness on that show 😅

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@sergiowinter5383 but what if alien spaceships look like big boats?

[@niIIer1]

Yesterday I got a pretty good idea while in my shower. Must have been beamed into my head by an Alien.