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@yankler
@yankler 5 жыл бұрын
4:30 >how’d you like your pizza >scrambled >say no more
@purpleheartsofficial
@purpleheartsofficial 5 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to try pizza heated up by garbage.
@coledoucette5116
@coledoucette5116 5 жыл бұрын
Just go to little ceasars
@bigounce8549
@bigounce8549 5 жыл бұрын
@@coledoucette5116 lmao
@riquelme1907
@riquelme1907 5 жыл бұрын
shut up racist bitch
@aniqanuar6320
@aniqanuar6320 5 жыл бұрын
@@riquelme1907 fucking how
@haithamthehitman1997
@haithamthehitman1997 5 жыл бұрын
You mean smoked
@guitaristforfunn
@guitaristforfunn 5 жыл бұрын
Salt bae is a sound cloud rapper of the food industry
@blakevelnosky4301
@blakevelnosky4301 5 жыл бұрын
@@Necronaut damn. little feisty are we?
@gloomyx
@gloomyx 5 жыл бұрын
What does that make gordon ramsey
@hanoimenace
@hanoimenace 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha old head
@MrStone125
@MrStone125 5 жыл бұрын
@@Necronaut he's not wrong though.
@MrStone125
@MrStone125 5 жыл бұрын
@@gloomyx that one drunk guy with anger problems.
@cosmicnubb2839
@cosmicnubb2839 5 жыл бұрын
he was using a putty knife to cut the pizza lmao
@unskinnedskeleton
@unskinnedskeleton 5 жыл бұрын
DARKlife I noticed that as well, haha
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 5 жыл бұрын
DARKlife yo wtf just realized that
@jessicacollins4042
@jessicacollins4042 5 жыл бұрын
1 mans putty knife is another mans cooking utensil lol
@MyNameIsNotCraig
@MyNameIsNotCraig 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually not a knife but instead a tool that you use to scrape off paint
@cosmicnubb2839
@cosmicnubb2839 5 жыл бұрын
Westley Viau bro I got one just like it. Go To your local Home Depot I bet you find one just like it near the putty. But I’m sure there is something similar for paint or something lol
@priceyfern6868
@priceyfern6868 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s actually the master of pizza
@daeric7572
@daeric7572 5 жыл бұрын
don't you dare question the pizza god you blasphemous swine
@AA-jy2hj
@AA-jy2hj 5 жыл бұрын
PriceyFern shows how much you know about pizza
@thodoriskouveletsos7888
@thodoriskouveletsos7888 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely disgusting comment, especially offending to my Italian fellow brothers.
@stoneseabolt
@stoneseabolt 5 жыл бұрын
Papa don't bless. :(
@Ichsukatanuka
@Ichsukatanuka 5 жыл бұрын
That's just your opinion.
@nerlakt7394
@nerlakt7394 5 жыл бұрын
didn't know HowToBasic lives in Brazil
@gr8ful351
@gr8ful351 5 жыл бұрын
identity kangfirmed
@nunomcb140799
@nunomcb140799 5 жыл бұрын
That is actually a very popular pizza here. It is called Frango com Catupiry. I personally am not a fan, but people in Brazil love it.
@justkiddingmate4382
@justkiddingmate4382 5 жыл бұрын
Nuno Carone i Guess ppl like eating pizza heated by trash over there...
@nunomcb140799
@nunomcb140799 5 жыл бұрын
@@justkiddingmate4382 nah, that's just a bad and unclean pizza shop, most of places here use wood to cook pizzas.
@justkiddingmate4382
@justkiddingmate4382 5 жыл бұрын
Nuno Carone r/ woooooosh
@Mr26muel
@Mr26muel 5 жыл бұрын
The three olives thrown in cracked me up. 🤣
5 жыл бұрын
@Chipper Wood hahahahhahaahah I'll use that when selling things
@beep898
@beep898 4 жыл бұрын
@ what, are you gonna put parsley on your crack?
@D1sc0rd-
@D1sc0rd- 4 жыл бұрын
He sprinkled three olives on a 12 inch pizza
@Farpafraf
@Farpafraf 5 жыл бұрын
That pizza is a declaration of war
@Pikekp
@Pikekp 5 жыл бұрын
its not rice, its chicken with cream cheese, but i get your point
@kelvao333
@kelvao333 5 жыл бұрын
WW3: Brazil vs. Italy
@ricardosouza3119
@ricardosouza3119 5 жыл бұрын
But its fucking good
@helenabarreto2840
@helenabarreto2840 5 жыл бұрын
@@necromax13 no
@elderrusty541
@elderrusty541 5 жыл бұрын
Kelvin I’ve heard Italy is already planning to send over Davie504, he will gun down the Brazilians with his machine gun bass
@CountryBoy109945
@CountryBoy109945 5 жыл бұрын
That pizza cooked for exactly 2 minutes 32 seconds, there is no way in hell it is fully cooked and heated all the way through.
@javirebeld
@javirebeld 5 жыл бұрын
Dont question the power of burning garbage
@hellobooom
@hellobooom 5 жыл бұрын
Pizza napoletana cooks in under 2 minutes, it's all about temperature. I'm sure all the sludge won't make a difference lol
@nicholasberggren4635
@nicholasberggren4635 5 жыл бұрын
Those brick ovens can get up to like 800 degrees. The pizza kitchen I worked in we had the oven at 710 degrees and the pizzas would be ready in about 2:30 to 3 minutes
@jeangreffsbp
@jeangreffsbp 5 жыл бұрын
Nuclear oven
@rae7864
@rae7864 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasberggren4635 i mean i really doubt thats a high quality , high temp oven lol
@kevedo93
@kevedo93 5 жыл бұрын
brazilian here, it is called "frango com catupiry", chicken with catupiry cheese. Look at google to see how it is supposed to look like
@bluegamer07
@bluegamer07 5 жыл бұрын
Bruno Quevedo agreed, looks really good.
@imtiazazad8128
@imtiazazad8128 5 жыл бұрын
So does it come with the garbage at the bottom too?
@iHaveTheDocuments
@iHaveTheDocuments 5 жыл бұрын
It's also called discusting.
@Farpafraf
@Farpafraf 5 жыл бұрын
It still looks like garbage.
@viniciusPatto
@viniciusPatto 5 жыл бұрын
os cara acharam q era arroz, feelsbadmen
@goblin_corpse
@goblin_corpse 5 жыл бұрын
Pizza ovens should not be giving me Silent Hill vibes. It's grim af.
@CsykKrit
@CsykKrit 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like they tiled some rubble
@NobOdy-rz4iu
@NobOdy-rz4iu 4 жыл бұрын
Harriet Alice I love that movie
@Kakash-iii1
@Kakash-iii1 4 жыл бұрын
Noura E. Isn’t it a game?
@jasmyng5494
@jasmyng5494 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kakash-iii1 Tis both my friend. They have movies too.
@_Sterben_
@_Sterben_ 4 жыл бұрын
Its a recycled Nazi oven
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 5 жыл бұрын
I can already hear the sound of Italians punching their screens in anger whilst watching this video.
@deewhylin5663
@deewhylin5663 5 жыл бұрын
Why Italians?
@deewhylin5663
@deewhylin5663 5 жыл бұрын
I see now. I didn't think of it like that.
@joeluigi2008
@joeluigi2008 5 жыл бұрын
Wait till they realise that the pizza was eaten with ridiculous amount of ketchup
@kazuo398
@kazuo398 5 жыл бұрын
Dude whatever it's just food. Pizza is just a wrong sandwich anyways
@alessandrocoatti5186
@alessandrocoatti5186 5 жыл бұрын
@@kazuo398 THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LIT-
@somedude172
@somedude172 5 жыл бұрын
salt bae's cooking could probably turn anyone vegan lmao
@satan1189
@satan1189 5 жыл бұрын
unknowning unknown clearly a boy
@Faxy95
@Faxy95 5 жыл бұрын
FOCKIN RAW
@beastmodecowboy209
@beastmodecowboy209 5 жыл бұрын
unknowning unknown read their about section it says they’re a female to male transgender
@fao5917
@fao5917 5 жыл бұрын
we are just too casual to understand the masters pizza. He's levels ahead
@danknight_2770
@danknight_2770 4 жыл бұрын
Get good NOob
@sam8404
@sam8404 4 жыл бұрын
@Erik Lerström stop trying to make that a thing Pierce.
@jaswinderlakha6250
@jaswinderlakha6250 5 жыл бұрын
That “unspecified garbage” looks like corn husks/leaves or some shredded paper/cardboard
@fernybern
@fernybern 5 жыл бұрын
Garbage is still garbage, who tf cares what is
@ricardosouza3119
@ricardosouza3119 5 жыл бұрын
Its tree bark you dumb fucks
@MeanMustard650
@MeanMustard650 5 жыл бұрын
jaswinder lakha and with that description, it’s still unspecified. Nice going, stupid.
@blaaaaaaaa2017
@blaaaaaaaa2017 5 жыл бұрын
J Smith well clearly youve been so pampered your whole life and never went to poor countries and dont realize they make use of whatever they can you blithering imbecile. Fckin hate arrogant Americans like you that does nothing but stay in their box and pop out 10 children. You’re welcome you old naive trash.
@katiebayliss9887
@katiebayliss9887 5 жыл бұрын
You’re arrogant for assuming where he’s from.
@handlotion8244
@handlotion8244 5 жыл бұрын
“You know I would eat a lot of things” *hila giggles*
@sebi201104
@sebi201104 5 жыл бұрын
Can i get a boneless burger? Salt bae: yeeeet🦴
@kikivoorburg
@kikivoorburg 5 жыл бұрын
Why on earth did KZbin decide that Jay Foreman’s latest video was “up next” after that video?
@WealthyWalnut
@WealthyWalnut 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter bc Jay Foreman videos are 10/10 on a bad day and 12/10 on a good day. I'd watch that next any time
@S4NSE
@S4NSE 5 жыл бұрын
it depends on what you're watching mate
@polysinexy9590
@polysinexy9590 5 жыл бұрын
Idk but that part with the lady talking on the toilet was hilarious.
@TheFroschkind
@TheFroschkind 5 жыл бұрын
Love his content, high quality and good humour with a bit of weirdness sprinkled in
@EHEHEHEOIL
@EHEHEHEOIL 5 жыл бұрын
because you watch Jay Foreman, pretty simple really.
@XracingVideos
@XracingVideos 4 жыл бұрын
It was not rice, its chicken bro
@purpleheartsofficial
@purpleheartsofficial 5 жыл бұрын
"as long as it's organic, I'll eat it" That fupa seems real organic for sure lol
@kronickingpin
@kronickingpin 5 жыл бұрын
They forced him to go on a diet
@zstrode.8953
@zstrode.8953 5 жыл бұрын
He turned vegan
@Alternatoast
@Alternatoast 5 жыл бұрын
@@zstrode.8953 For real?
@yungsmorc6462
@yungsmorc6462 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alternatoast yep
@FellipeNavarro
@FellipeNavarro 5 жыл бұрын
Brasil representou bonito, parabéns aos envolvidos!
@albert9726
@albert9726 5 жыл бұрын
Mexican here Those tacos are called “tacos de perro” cause we are not sure if it’s beef what’s between the tortilla or just dog meat
@paperremix
@paperremix 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao taco of dog.
@ChickenUSA
@ChickenUSA 5 жыл бұрын
Tacos de perro, una delicia.
@LaloValds
@LaloValds 5 жыл бұрын
the description of the taco stand LOOOL 100% real, asi son más ricos los tacos
@Ebravo3343
@Ebravo3343 5 жыл бұрын
Lol they dont eat dog in mexico, but they joke about it
@Ebravo3343
@Ebravo3343 5 жыл бұрын
@biscuit wow look a useless comment
@solocao9339
@solocao9339 5 жыл бұрын
You've heard of: "The Seamonsters of KZbin", now it's "the Pizza Monsters of KZbin".
@Hikayatt0
@Hikayatt0 5 жыл бұрын
Pizza masters*
@ebanoban
@ebanoban 4 жыл бұрын
It's not rice, is shredded chicken and it's not maionese, it is a kind of cheap cream cheese. But the garbage is not on the recipe 🤦🏽‍♂️
@nobodyatall7142
@nobodyatall7142 5 жыл бұрын
"When do you think the last time this got cleaned" "Well, you don't need to..." "Right! Because there's already garbage in there!" LOL!
@ThePronounI
@ThePronounI 5 жыл бұрын
I swear this "Salt Bae" is trolling all of us. 😂
@cg56578
@cg56578 5 жыл бұрын
yep
@jeffboyd8139
@jeffboyd8139 4 жыл бұрын
I swear this oxygen is keeping me alive
@Tinskap
@Tinskap 4 жыл бұрын
He is/was.
@HTPCYMC
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
_It’s pizza time_
@sprite8666
@sprite8666 5 жыл бұрын
You fuck you fucker
@sprite8666
@sprite8666 5 жыл бұрын
I am erectioned
@sprite8666
@sprite8666 5 жыл бұрын
How to delet commnet
@3fxz483
@3fxz483 5 жыл бұрын
yes
@laudenos8483
@laudenos8483 5 жыл бұрын
I can only think of John Wolfe.
@michaello3
@michaello3 5 жыл бұрын
“How do you even eat that?” Ethan : “You don’t you throw it out “ 😂😂 hilarious .
@JustSaiyan69
@JustSaiyan69 5 жыл бұрын
"As long as it's organic, I'll eat it" -Ethan Klein 2019
@travellingmerchant2915
@travellingmerchant2915 5 жыл бұрын
I love manure as well
@oldundead
@oldundead 4 жыл бұрын
It affects our organs, so I guess it's organic.
@whadoyoumen
@whadoyoumen 5 жыл бұрын
That’s called frango com catupiry and it’s shredded chicken with a specialty cheese called catupiry. It’s actually pretty delicious but that guy put the equivalent to 3 pies into that one. Also Ethan’s thrash looks to be banana leaves that can give some good aroma to foods but I’ve personally never tried it in a pizza.
@brocolinhofds
@brocolinhofds 5 жыл бұрын
The DJ That was tree bark, probably from the logs he stores under the oven. Shouldn't have thrown in the pizza box tho. That will generate much smoke and little heat.
@tomasochoa
@tomasochoa 5 жыл бұрын
@@brocolinhofds yeah, its weird, one would usualy put cardboard or paper when starting the fire but if he could throw a log in there it clearly was lit.
@lostspider343
@lostspider343 5 жыл бұрын
Fernando dos Santos Almeida Plus the glues and other industrial chemicals probably aren’t particularly appetizing.
@ocomentador7444
@ocomentador7444 4 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian, I apologize for that pizza As a Italian, I apologize because I'm sure that that pizza is delicious
@abbydabby9112
@abbydabby9112 2 жыл бұрын
oh boy, mayonnaise and corn pizza!! you're fucking dense as fuck if you think elote pizza would taste decent.
@Abejaved
@Abejaved 5 жыл бұрын
Dan: “How do you eat that?” Ethan: “YOU DON’T”
@DestielSnot
@DestielSnot 5 жыл бұрын
That pizza made my stomach hurt even more then it already does and it hurts really bad.
@DestielSnot
@DestielSnot 5 жыл бұрын
Someone help my poor stomach.
@unskinnedskeleton
@unskinnedskeleton 5 жыл бұрын
A Large Destiel Snot that pizza gave me the burn farts, and I didn’t even eat it. I hope that helps your stomach 🙏
@spiciestt6136
@spiciestt6136 4 жыл бұрын
"ok"
@ethaneneliko2584
@ethaneneliko2584 5 жыл бұрын
The pizza gods fear him, mortals worship him, and the dough obeys him.....He is the *Master of Pizza*
@adolescentmusic9784
@adolescentmusic9784 5 жыл бұрын
Kuya Koi gold
@Revy8
@Revy8 5 жыл бұрын
as someone whos actually worked with wood fired pizza ovens you dont want to leave you pizza spatula in the oven... the dough will stick to it from the heat
@tannersowa1268
@tannersowa1268 5 жыл бұрын
BC Beast that and I start my oven with kindling and cardboard every morning.
@michaeljaime1475
@michaeljaime1475 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan’s constant eye motions crack me up. 🤣🤣🤣
@liamjones6342
@liamjones6342 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, he has tourettes, but yeah, matches his character.
@MoarCheeseBirb
@MoarCheeseBirb 5 жыл бұрын
4:38 "My biggest problem was with the spreading." I've had to say that so many times.
@Monstervolging
@Monstervolging 5 жыл бұрын
The stake is *RAW* Like literally, it's raw. This isn't a meme
@jaylinford7381
@jaylinford7381 5 жыл бұрын
"unspecified garbage" bro it's a pizza box
@apeshitclothing
@apeshitclothing 5 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the strips of black packing bands lol
@arthurafonso2633
@arthurafonso2633 5 жыл бұрын
@@apeshitclothing it was like coconut palm tree tach lol
@TwwIX
@TwwIX 5 жыл бұрын
You need a hearing aid AND new glasses.
@stevencigar9897
@stevencigar9897 5 жыл бұрын
pizzaboxes are made of cardboard which consist of glue and when burnt makes toxic fumes
@MMcCoy-yh4ho
@MMcCoy-yh4ho 5 жыл бұрын
"How do u even eat that?" Ethan: "You don't. You throw it out." 😂🤣
@cesarfilho1126
@cesarfilho1126 5 жыл бұрын
this is not rice , This is chopped chicken.
@cesarfilho1126
@cesarfilho1126 5 жыл бұрын
@David McCormick I think the intention was to be exaggerated, it must be some special menu of the pizzeria. It is not normal for brazilian pizzas to be that way. this is an isolated case
@SuperGamerpro13
@SuperGamerpro13 5 жыл бұрын
@@cesarfilho1126 tu ta generalizando todas as pizzarias wtf deixa de ser otário tem um monte dê pizzaria na minha região que é exagerada desse jeito
@cesarfilho1126
@cesarfilho1126 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGamerpro13 pode pá , na paraiba deve ser muito comum mesmo kkkk
@SuperGamerpro13
@SuperGamerpro13 5 жыл бұрын
@@cesarfilho1126 is this a bolsonaro reference ? Mas não é aqui no Ceará msm
@DavidAtomic
@DavidAtomic 5 жыл бұрын
Brazilian guy here! That first pizza was actually chicken with cream cheese and corn. Pizza here can be quite expensive so to make it affordable for the poorer people, some places tend to use cheap ingredients
@opiumisaiah
@opiumisaiah 4 жыл бұрын
No one: H3h3: 🤨🤨🤨🤨
@devianb
@devianb 5 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I laughed so hard at burning garbage.
@nikkiearden9412
@nikkiearden9412 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine eating 40 of those bad boys in 30 days!
@TheCookieRager
@TheCookieRager 5 жыл бұрын
You should get Leon Lush on the podcast
@martymcfly88mph35
@martymcfly88mph35 5 жыл бұрын
He needs more subs to get on
@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723
@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 5 жыл бұрын
Leon lush is a genuinely disgusting person.
@TheCookieRager
@TheCookieRager 5 жыл бұрын
@@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 what how
@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723
@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCookieRager sorry my bad, I though of another dude with a similar name.
@TheCookieRager
@TheCookieRager 5 жыл бұрын
@@nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 oh look. Regardless I am slightly interested now 😂😂
@not_imy
@not_imy 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO Jay foreman cameo at the end of the pizza video lol
@pizzamuncher007
@pizzamuncher007 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stand salt bae guy. What's with the hype for him? I don't understand.
@Beanthemx
@Beanthemx 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Oana overpriced steaks, memes
@livix_1166
@livix_1166 5 жыл бұрын
same just a creapy dude who drop salt on steaks
@BoosterUM
@BoosterUM 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe its just cause im really hight, but id eat all that shit
@DestielSnot
@DestielSnot 5 жыл бұрын
You poor soul.
@sixspectre2329
@sixspectre2329 5 жыл бұрын
I'm telling ur mom
@tonyhuynh570
@tonyhuynh570 5 жыл бұрын
You sir are definitely "hight" go to sleep.
@megazion34
@megazion34 5 жыл бұрын
Yea your definitely smoking crack
@BoosterUM
@BoosterUM 5 жыл бұрын
Nooo it looks so gooood
@tucci06
@tucci06 5 жыл бұрын
What a delicious looking canned corn, green olive and mayonnaise garbage pizza.
@hazon8764
@hazon8764 5 жыл бұрын
Has anyone seen my beard trimmer? It was in the bathroom draw but no idea where it is now
@josie955
@josie955 5 жыл бұрын
No sorry
@hazon8764
@hazon8764 5 жыл бұрын
Josie All good thanks, turns out it was in the bathroom draw
@Joseph-hi8ow
@Joseph-hi8ow 4 жыл бұрын
The ingredients of the pizza by the way were: macaroni and cheese, mayonnaise, canned corn and olives
@CherryBoy_y
@CherryBoy_y 4 жыл бұрын
macaroni and cheese? where the fuck did you get this idea?
@DenisCavalcantiMartins
@DenisCavalcantiMartins 2 жыл бұрын
It is Chicken, Cream Cheese known as Catupiry, Corn and Olive.
@crlclssic
@crlclssic 5 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the person that ordered that lol
@theneighbor4209
@theneighbor4209 5 жыл бұрын
Why is no one questioning the continuous sudden eye and eyebrow moments Ethan makes in every video?
@FTW54
@FTW54 5 жыл бұрын
Who knew Hila was a pizza snob
@DrGeta666
@DrGeta666 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah because we all love rice corn pizza *rolls eyes*
@FTW54
@FTW54 5 жыл бұрын
@@DrGeta666 not what I meant was referring to what ethan said BEFORE they showed the video....but hey ill give you the "cool, sarcastic comment" award you so desperately wanted anyway
@Ichsukatanuka
@Ichsukatanuka 5 жыл бұрын
Who knew Hila had normal taste in pizza like most people
@FTW54
@FTW54 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ichsukatanuka read the comment above you now you come in 2nd place for the "cool sarcastic comment award"
@jessicacollins4042
@jessicacollins4042 5 жыл бұрын
Lots of people.
@aliraid9248
@aliraid9248 5 жыл бұрын
They don't need to clean the pizza tool thing because it's already sitting in a hot place it's probably cleaner than everyone's spoons
@coledoucette5116
@coledoucette5116 5 жыл бұрын
Is the garbage in there organic
@dylantaylor678
@dylantaylor678 3 жыл бұрын
Pizza ovens are hot as shit, anything you put into one is eventually going to just turn to dust (obviously not EVERYTHING). That's why when you pick up a pizza it's generally ready in like 10 minutes. Throwing a cardboard box into the oven is not affecting your pizza in any way.
@FacterinoCommenterino
@FacterinoCommenterino 5 жыл бұрын
Today's fact: All colors of Froot Loops have the same flavor.
@sprite8666
@sprite8666 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up that’s not true
@rydemk4168
@rydemk4168 5 жыл бұрын
Sprite It’s hard to accept the tragic truth
@syntheticsandwich190
@syntheticsandwich190 5 жыл бұрын
Lucky charms are just colorful marshmallows that have no distinct flavor
@sprite8666
@sprite8666 5 жыл бұрын
Ryde Mk NO LIES
@Tata-iu3fy
@Tata-iu3fy 5 жыл бұрын
Facterino Commenterino I will not have such blasphemies!
@JeSuisHulk
@JeSuisHulk 5 жыл бұрын
meanwhile Nusrets (salt bae) restaurants are packed with people paying 300-1000 per table.
@MightyGladWrap
@MightyGladWrap 5 жыл бұрын
Saltbae is not supposed to be "gourmet cooking". It's just fun gimmicks.
@garfieldlee4709
@garfieldlee4709 5 жыл бұрын
My guy he owns a gourmet restaurant where he sends out food that looks like that 😂😂
@Rappini_
@Rappini_ 2 жыл бұрын
There are no words to describe my pride, admiration, and patriotism, to see this pizza master make art. The clear mastery of the millenary Italian technique that he demonstrates, makes it clear that this pizza isn't a ordinary pizza. The way that he throws the dough and breaks it,shows that he want the flavor to get in the air,and make the entire company proud. The chicken,white sauce,and cheese combination,makes this the best pizza the client who ordered it will ever eat. The technique of throwing leafs, cardboard boxes and twigs in the oven,shows that this pizza is made with 100% eco friendly resources. And,to complete this masterpiece,he cuts the pizza in a very gentle and passionate way,and puts three olives,representing the 3 corporate commandments:serve, cook and prepare. I've never felt so proud to be Brazilian. Thank you noble lord, your legacy will be eternal.
@Matt-pc5cd
@Matt-pc5cd 5 жыл бұрын
That's how it's made at Pizza by Alfredo.
@prisonmike19
@prisonmike19 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@toscs148
@toscs148 4 жыл бұрын
Brazilian here, the “rice” is shredded chicken, the spread is catupiry cheese, its basically a mix of a bunch of cheeses, and as u can tell brazilians have no idea how pizza is made
@zmchaib
@zmchaib 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently that imitation pizza's ingredients were Mac n Cheese, mayonaise, and canned corn. Oh, and a splash of olives. WTF
@larrylentini5688
@larrylentini5688 5 жыл бұрын
Pass
@stevieindigo4743
@stevieindigo4743 5 жыл бұрын
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
@rasputinpootin
@rasputinpootin 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently you just made this up to get likes
@zmchaib
@zmchaib 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently
@aMAXproduction
@aMAXproduction 4 жыл бұрын
Next time Papa John is on the podcast, you should have him rate that Brazilian pizza. Curious how many pizza violations he would catch.
@KiMLoKO1
@KiMLoKO1 5 жыл бұрын
I am brazilian and I can confirm that's not rice, its chicken breats, cheese corn , its a pretty good pizza flavour in my opinion
@freerondonumba9ine120
@freerondonumba9ine120 5 жыл бұрын
Now that you said that, that pizza looks good now.
@KizaruB
@KizaruB 5 жыл бұрын
Not only did he use what looks like a putty knife or spatula to slice the “pizza” but he also didn’t even cut it into octants properly, he seems to screw up on the fourth slice (or the whole pizza if you think about it).
@cartgort1350
@cartgort1350 5 жыл бұрын
You know what... To be honest I would eat that pizza its probably not the worst thing.
@thomasc9248
@thomasc9248 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Ethan exaggerates a lot about stuff like this. I dont know what the ingredients exactly were but as long as they are semi-fresh its edible.
@hectorayala7874
@hectorayala7874 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomasc9248 Nah i bet there are a lot of people including myself who found that fucking disgusting tbh
@cartgort1350
@cartgort1350 5 жыл бұрын
@@hectorayala7874 umm... Good for you. I already kinda known this. I was saying what I would do. And I think anyone scrolling through the comments for more than 5 seconds knows that a large portion of people would not eat it. Thus makeing your coment pointless.
@hectorayala7874
@hectorayala7874 5 жыл бұрын
@@cartgort1350 what? i didn't even try to direct my comment to you and i was trying to say that ethans comment wasnt really exaggerated either
@cartgort1350
@cartgort1350 5 жыл бұрын
@@hectorayala7874 but you still commented on a reply that was on my comment.
@TheNemoC8
@TheNemoC8 5 жыл бұрын
Mestre da Pizza recipe; Dough Sauce Pulled chicken breast Catupiry (kinda like cream cheese) Corn Olives for garnishing
@fernandaguisard4637
@fernandaguisard4637 5 жыл бұрын
So fucking proud of my country lmao Btw that's chicken not rice, it's actually a pretty common pizza flavour around here lol
@ferdinandbordewich8029
@ferdinandbordewich8029 5 жыл бұрын
You would eat a 100 year old egg,chicken from the sewer and raw pigs feet but not a burger from one of the biggest chefs in the world🤨
@suns_out_7610
@suns_out_7610 5 жыл бұрын
Papí Juan
@rachela2727
@rachela2727 5 жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh
@RafaelOliveira-kx8qc
@RafaelOliveira-kx8qc 3 жыл бұрын
Diferent food? "The Master of Pizza" is a great joke for us Brazillians.
@evanjohnson1250
@evanjohnson1250 5 жыл бұрын
Judging by the large salt flakes, he's using Maldon salt. It's more mild and used as a finishing salt for proteins to give a pleasant crunch. Though it does jack shit when poured on a dry bun top.
@kellyquintero2933
@kellyquintero2933 5 жыл бұрын
“It tastes bomb” the way he said that made me *snort* laugh
@gandalfthegl
@gandalfthegl 5 жыл бұрын
he keeps on spinning it 360 then leaving the same area by the fire
@alphabugs
@alphabugs 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao tru
@CsykKrit
@CsykKrit 5 жыл бұрын
He's the master
@paul-yy5qf
@paul-yy5qf 5 жыл бұрын
lmao sunglasses indoors in the kitchen ,dark gloves, steak through the burger, is this guy an extra from the movie blade?
@wwarmachine9
@wwarmachine9 5 жыл бұрын
I rather eat recycled chuck-e cheese pizza than saltbae’s nasty looking food‼️🤔😩😂😂😂
@eladeniz987
@eladeniz987 5 жыл бұрын
Show Off Ent those foods are for arabs who enjoy ‘too much’ and luxurious stuff
@wwarmachine9
@wwarmachine9 5 жыл бұрын
Deniz Öcal bro there is nothing luxurious about a steak with no seasoning lol and just bcuz the price is expensive doesn’t make it luxurious 😂
@thekanone6694
@thekanone6694 5 жыл бұрын
@@eladeniz987 Luxurious. You think THAT is LUXURIOUS? If that's true, you need to up your standards ASAP.
@eladeniz987
@eladeniz987 5 жыл бұрын
I know there is nothing luxurious about a burger what i am saying is arabs think like that
@eladeniz987
@eladeniz987 5 жыл бұрын
Such a genius
@straighttalk3741
@straighttalk3741 5 жыл бұрын
These 2 deserve more recognition and money for their hard work This is million dollar content?
@karl-erikpolitanov5833
@karl-erikpolitanov5833 5 жыл бұрын
Its pretty obvious that ethan isnt a trained chef
@necromax13
@necromax13 5 жыл бұрын
So, you're gonna defend salt bae's butchering of perfectly fine meats?
@doesntmatterwhatthenameis
@doesntmatterwhatthenameis 4 жыл бұрын
1. Its called kindling and it's how you start fires 2. That pizza oven is more then 500 degrees. It's probably more bacteria free then anywhere you inhabit regularly. 3. Its a beef rib not some unknown cut of meat 4. Given the description of the video I dont think they meant for people to take that sandwich as serious as you all do.
@mr.zehaha4960
@mr.zehaha4960 5 жыл бұрын
If its Brazil you're talking about try eat some Sopa de Macaco
@TylerSolvestri
@TylerSolvestri 5 жыл бұрын
Sopa do Macaco uma delicia kkkkkk
@fabdav333
@fabdav333 5 жыл бұрын
Uma delicia
@Netzie
@Netzie 5 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that he probably felt very proud and badass after that.
@snrf3051
@snrf3051 4 жыл бұрын
O mestre da pizza o orgulho da nossa nação
@dinguschrist5276
@dinguschrist5276 4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he moves his eyebrows in a wave
@vinblack85
@vinblack85 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing ever pleases you guys
@moss7910
@moss7910 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen you talking about the garbage food in this video?
@doinkscoochie7243
@doinkscoochie7243 5 жыл бұрын
That piece of shit food wouldn't please anybody
@vinblack85
@vinblack85 5 жыл бұрын
Not the pizza shown but they complain about the mexican food and Salt Bae's cooking and etc..
@vinblack85
@vinblack85 5 жыл бұрын
Everything he eats makes him shit profusely
@moss7910
@moss7910 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen to be fair salt bae’s food doesn’t look good at all
@castcarter
@castcarter 5 жыл бұрын
I love cheese. I love meat. I love egg.
@FireAssasin
@FireAssasin 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with a lot of the criticism but you can tell that Ethan doesn't know much about cooking, lol. Which is alright, just thought it was funny.
@torresking11
@torresking11 4 жыл бұрын
The bad thing about street food in Mexico is that most of the people selling said food are very poor. Because of this: you dont know how old the food really is, how clean everything is, or the quality of the meat they are selling. Each time I go to Mexico I try my best to avoid any street food
@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311
@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 5 жыл бұрын
Dw Ethan Saltbaes cooking isn't worse than your podcast
@A_Whitemexicano
@A_Whitemexicano 5 жыл бұрын
😂 nothing is as bad as your name
@gustavosuenaga
@gustavosuenaga 5 жыл бұрын
I actually respect the pizza dude more than salt bae.
@purpleheartsofficial
@purpleheartsofficial 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan's standards are too high. I'd do a lot more than eat a piece of that pizza for 100k lol
@CigsInABlanket
@CigsInABlanket 5 жыл бұрын
Your standards tend to be higher than the average joe, when you have a lot more cash than an average joe.
@seanmcd5287
@seanmcd5287 5 жыл бұрын
@@CigsInABlanket ethan is a slob but loves to act like hes disgusted by food for some reason lmao, he wouldnt look how he does if the words that came out of his mouth matched what he thinks
@UsesofBatman
@UsesofBatman 5 жыл бұрын
sean mcd You think that pizza looked visually appealing? Even if he is a fat slob most fat slobs dont like to eat their food when it looks like it was made by a homeless guy who stumbled into the kitchen.
@italo8846
@italo8846 2 жыл бұрын
That's not rice, that's chicken. And that white sauce is catupiri (Brazilian cream cheese).
@saracalvin9173
@saracalvin9173 5 жыл бұрын
Pineapple goes on pizza
@solocao9339
@solocao9339 5 жыл бұрын
*memes have entered the chat *
@dankrobin4965
@dankrobin4965 5 жыл бұрын
Preach
@CarlosPerez-kc4rc
@CarlosPerez-kc4rc 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@alejandrorobles6865
@alejandrorobles6865 5 жыл бұрын
it sure does, best thing on earth
@saracalvin9173
@saracalvin9173 5 жыл бұрын
@@solocao9339 yes yes thank yuuu.
@yungjoemighty879
@yungjoemighty879 5 жыл бұрын
in this guys defence, he was burning cardboard, and it is not customary to 'clean' a clay pizza oven, as the heat kills all bacteria
@roseghosty4941
@roseghosty4941 5 жыл бұрын
Second video now on criticizing food that isn’t Kosher
@EuSouDallai
@EuSouDallai 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a Brazilian guy and I can explain what's happening. First of all, that's not rice, it's chicken. And the white thing is called Catupiry. It's some kind of cheese and it's our creation. Also he put a bit of corn and some Italian spice's. It's pretty good.
@goshatns
@goshatns 5 жыл бұрын
bruh you think that its much cleaner in the shop you pay 20 bucks for pizza in la?
@urvishpatel5998
@urvishpatel5998 5 жыл бұрын
Georgiy Tanasov yeah there are mandatory health inspections and the system isn’t corrupt so it’s actually really effective
@WPePeR
@WPePeR 5 жыл бұрын
I think the first guy is brazilllian and what’s he is putting was a type of cheese called “catupiry”.
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