The Horror of the Bass Pro Pyramid

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Kwite

Kwite

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@ashgoat4792
@ashgoat4792 6 ай бұрын
the fact that his passion project he was so excited about was the bass pro pyramid just makes me happy it’s so funny but i didn’t expect it to be bass pro
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee 6 ай бұрын
It’s also entirely in character. What a nerd. … ONE OF US!
@Breadknees_
@Breadknees_ 6 ай бұрын
ITS SO AUTISM
@purplepedantry
@purplepedantry 6 ай бұрын
​@@ArDeeMee ONE OF US. SCHOLARIS VULT
@dioisdying
@dioisdying 6 ай бұрын
kwite lowkey the kinda guy to have one of those princess locked diaries to write his videos
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@HANDLEOFPROFILE
@HANDLEOFPROFILE 6 ай бұрын
He's a glitter pen whippersnapper fr
@Ambipie
@Ambipie 6 ай бұрын
You could open those so easily it wasn't even a lock
@Ambipie
@Ambipie 6 ай бұрын
All I wrote in mine was "peter fogel is cute" and "Karl is weird"
@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos
@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos 6 ай бұрын
On the cover he has springtrap x kwite art
@indigo8130
@indigo8130 6 ай бұрын
Imagine seeing someone in a green hoodie, mask, and sunglasses covered in blood right outside the Bass Pro Pyramid
@squindin8283
@squindin8283 6 ай бұрын
happens every tuesday trust
@Sinbad-rh2oo
@Sinbad-rh2oo 6 ай бұрын
Mane this one of the tamest things we’ll see here 🤣 THIS kind of blood is a relief to see
@West_Coast_Mainline
@West_Coast_Mainline 6 ай бұрын
Eh
@Katze_exists
@Katze_exists 6 ай бұрын
@@Sinbad-rh2oo Lived in TN 70% of my life, everything is boring as hell here
@KaraTheGirlie
@KaraTheGirlie 6 ай бұрын
​@@Katze_existsFlorida is all action all the time, like GTA online. Love it.
@calamityjehn
@calamityjehn 6 ай бұрын
I dont know why, but the fact that the decision to take over the pyramid was based off catching a giant catfish, just fills me with such a mix of feelings. Its just so....stupid. So funny. So genuine. So human. Humans doing silly things because of nonsense. Its fascinating seeing the history of this architectural absurdity.
@MultiKommandant
@MultiKommandant 2 ай бұрын
The fishing equivalent of a dowsing rod - sometimes when you can't make your mind up one way or another it's better to just flip a coin and commit to it.
@KeitieKalopsia
@KeitieKalopsia Ай бұрын
Gives the vibes of ancient kings consulting oracles on whether they should go to war. Very fitting for the pyramid
@ML-5
@ML-5 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, I think the video essay format works super well for Kwite. The super in depth analysis just scratches my ADHD brain so well.
@arandomdumbass8542
@arandomdumbass8542 4 ай бұрын
Plus his voice goes well with it
@DOOMSoupFR
@DOOMSoupFR 3 ай бұрын
i was playing a game while watching this (i use opera) and i was so sucked in i went on auto pilot lol
@fortressflashdeck4089
@fortressflashdeck4089 Ай бұрын
@@DOOMSoupFRyoure using spyware dontcha know
@DOOMSoupFR
@DOOMSoupFR Ай бұрын
@@fortressflashdeck4089 I’m not switching back to chrome man. The sunk cost fallacy got its grip years ago
@DOOMSoupFR
@DOOMSoupFR Ай бұрын
@@fortressflashdeck4089 ok so I actually looked into it (ten minute google searching) and found that basically, they just sell your data to China. I believe some people said that there may be ways to stop it but I’m not sure and I honestly do not care. Some people also suggested a browser that starts with a v (can’t remember name) and that it’s opera without the spyware but honestly I just use my pc for recreational use. Not much they can sell other than “this man likes roblox” or something like that
@charliecharmander3213
@charliecharmander3213 6 ай бұрын
The most hilarious thing about this is that the slightly foreboding music in the background and Kwite’s serious ass voice make this sound like a legit documentary on Discovery or some shit. And then he comes in with shit like 1:37 “shirtless goku” that remind me of who tf I’m watching.
@sockseater
@sockseater 6 ай бұрын
it reminded me of philomena cunk lol. the serious documentary vibe, ancient civilizations and a contrasting goofy host
@jonharrison3114
@jonharrison3114 6 ай бұрын
I am your 420th like
@charliecharmander3213
@charliecharmander3213 6 ай бұрын
@@jonharrison3114 whatcha smokin???
@CoReaVT
@CoReaVT 6 ай бұрын
As a Memphian myself, a common complaint from the Bass Pro Shop haters (Bass Con Shop?) is the fact that it could have been an aquarium. It kinda is, but not enough of one. I hope you enjoyed, Kwite, our city is SUPER haunted. Like the bar the Green Beetle, its bathroom is super haunted. That entire street is. Good luck! Edit: please don't complain about the sirens, our crime rate is one of the highest in the states
@deondrex18k
@deondrex18k 6 ай бұрын
I didn't even know what was in the temple all I saw was the fish on it and never cared 😂
@Katze_exists
@Katze_exists 6 ай бұрын
bro everything in TN is haunted my whole god damn house almost got stolen by some damn ghosts
@CoReaVT
@CoReaVT 6 ай бұрын
@@Katze_exists can’t have shit in Memphis ;-;
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 6 ай бұрын
Memphis is so haunted i became haunted just from watching this video and i dont even live in Memphis, or Tennessee for that matter. (May the spirit of Kwite flow through us all)
@ddlv63
@ddlv63 6 ай бұрын
memphis so cursed the music genre wasnt even founded there
@AveragePixel
@AveragePixel 6 ай бұрын
taking a shot everytime a poor financial decision is documented & everytime an editor had to dub over an error
@colewest7096
@colewest7096 6 ай бұрын
Well, I suppose that is a quick way to get alcohol poisoning. Why, though?
@thefakedavestrider
@thefakedavestrider 6 ай бұрын
hopital
@PartyhatRS
@PartyhatRS 6 ай бұрын
WELLLLLL WEG GOOOO THTO HHOOOOOOOOOO ANNNN
@UwU-ug2qp
@UwU-ug2qp 6 ай бұрын
Are you still alive????
@AkiTheRandomArtist
@AkiTheRandomArtist 6 ай бұрын
You alive still?
@soaringspirits2267
@soaringspirits2267 6 ай бұрын
41:38 I have met one of the red power rangers. (Steve cardenas.) He caught me in a 20 minute conversation at a con, and when my group had to move on, he did NOT take a hint. Kept talking for like 5 minutes when i REALLY needed to leave-
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191 2 ай бұрын
Fucking based
@tungsten721
@tungsten721 6 ай бұрын
I love Bass Pro. Johnny Morris does a lot for conservation here in Missouri. My favorite anecdote about him is that once he had Martin Truex Jr. visiting the Bass Pro mother store - Truex is a prolific NASCAR driver primarily sponsored by Bass Pro - and had him doing donuts in the parking lot in his racing stock car. Morris, even getting up in years, was egging Truex on to get closer and closer to him doing the donuts until he very nearly clipped the man and took him out with the car. Morris then proceeded to make fun of Truex for refusing to keep going, and then got in his beat-up old Toyota truck and took off once the fun was over. He's a character.
@somethingsomething6991
@somethingsomething6991 6 ай бұрын
Kwite's random hyperfixations are always a delight.
@Clownish.mp4
@Clownish.mp4 6 ай бұрын
at some point i expect him to pull up a minecraft letsplay
@brandonsantana5981
@brandonsantana5981 6 ай бұрын
Another youtuber named miniminuteman, who usually debunks archeological conspiracy theories, recently did a video on the bass pro pyramid, but with a twist. Instead of debunking a theory, he made a conspiracy theory and i was really hoping this video would be a collab with him
@Fandom_Surfer
@Fandom_Surfer 3 ай бұрын
@@Clownish.mp4I read this as lesbian Minecraft at first
@Basluxx
@Basluxx 3 ай бұрын
@@Fandom_Surfer cap
@DotboT3812
@DotboT3812 6 ай бұрын
i love that every time he says fish, the "FISH" sound effect from the ever classic "you me gas station" monologue plays
@anahitalakdawalla3822
@anahitalakdawalla3822 6 ай бұрын
I was wondering what that was lmaoooo
@davidthecommenter
@davidthecommenter 6 ай бұрын
FISH 🐟
@omegasteve8188
@omegasteve8188 6 ай бұрын
I counted. The FISH sound effect played 36 times, but Kwite said "fish" 41 times, and near the end of part 4, the sound effects stopped all together
@LetterSUN
@LetterSUN 6 ай бұрын
fish
@elenafeather9557
@elenafeather9557 6 ай бұрын
The fact he filmed himself in a public and active parking lot covered in blood and shaking
@ssnsfronunder8234
@ssnsfronunder8234 6 ай бұрын
that's an average thursday at bass pro
@Dominicthedonkey
@Dominicthedonkey 6 ай бұрын
@@ssnsfronunder8234 I've legit never heard of bass pro pyramid until now so i can only assume this is true
@Michaelroni-n-cheese
@Michaelroni-n-cheese 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the camera man standing right in front of him explained it pretty well to people 👍
@pissjugbandit4126
@pissjugbandit4126 6 ай бұрын
​@Dominicthedonkey well it's Memphis. So blood isn't uncommon.
@SnowFallBall
@SnowFallBall 6 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@Elysium137pal, bud, friend, no one gives a flying fish if a sentence is incomplete. That’s also not even a weird way of ending a sentence, a common way in commenting, really. What’s more irritating is that you call them upvotes, giving away you’re from reddit expecting perfection from everyone. Also, about the bottle on the ground, and?? How would you react if you saw someone covered in what seems to be blood with an unidentified bottle on the ground?? The internet is making people dumber, but you’re not an exception.
@Terriblist
@Terriblist 6 ай бұрын
as a Memphian, i am so happy that Memphis is finally in one of my favorite youtubers videos
@theodorebear6714
@theodorebear6714 5 ай бұрын
It has indoor swamp. Do Shrek live there???? 🤔
@hellofend4734
@hellofend4734 5 ай бұрын
"memphian" what are you some type of creature? some entity? some being living on an alien world?
@Skeletontiger
@Skeletontiger 4 ай бұрын
@@hellofend4734yes people from Memphis are obviously called „memphites“
@radcanadian7365
@radcanadian7365 6 ай бұрын
As an aspiring archaeology with a particular passion in the Bronze age, I loved this video. I think it's fucking hilarious that your passion project is the Bass Pro Shops pyramid because that's what it's like when an arhcaeologist latches onto a certain time period in history. Great work man!
@IDIOTICID
@IDIOTICID 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact : the only time i went, i bought a whole ass french horn (it wasn't from the shop, it was from some guy online who said the only place he could meet up was bass pro. Horn is very cool, survived a solo, and works well. Always buy your horns from bass pro pyramids)
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy 6 ай бұрын
I’m in the market for a French horn rn I’ll keep this in mind
@samspurgeon4222
@samspurgeon4222 6 ай бұрын
While I've never been in the market for band instruments, your solid and well reasoned statement has me sold, so if the need arises, I will follow your words of true wisdom.
@TheBathrobeWizard
@TheBathrobeWizard 5 ай бұрын
It's the redneck Magic. If bad things happen at a bass pro, all the locals instantly become hostile, and it looks like the pyramid has a big enough swamp biome to summon a swamp guardian when needed.
@TheLastHylianTitan
@TheLastHylianTitan 5 ай бұрын
Sir that’s just a side quest. Visiting a pyramid to obtain a musical instrument from a random person - that sounds like a side quest!
@impaurora4290
@impaurora4290 6 ай бұрын
Just leaving a comment to appreciate the fade from the drivers license to the pyramid lining up perfectly. Easy to do but still a nice, satisfying visual choice. It's the small things
@antekpaztek
@antekpaztek 3 ай бұрын
Shoutout to the editor for, of all things, having to deal with kwite
@iceybitez
@iceybitez 6 ай бұрын
when i die, i want my tomb to be a bass pro pyramid.
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@railroad_songs
@railroad_songs 6 ай бұрын
same bro
@SinOfSloth428
@SinOfSloth428 6 ай бұрын
Don't we all?
@Hvision0000
@Hvision0000 6 ай бұрын
who are we burying alive with you?
@iceybitez
@iceybitez 6 ай бұрын
@@Hvision0000 hrmm kwite plushies
@potted_lavender
@potted_lavender 6 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this video more than I thought I would. Honestly, the bass pro pyramid is truly not about fish, it's not about fishing, it's about people with a passion and drive for their hobby that they've built their entire lives on. The bass pro pyramid is a symbol of the passion and determination of the simple man.
@_galaxia_205
@_galaxia_205 3 ай бұрын
0:01 HE HAS LEGS!!!!
@アオインク-k6v
@アオインク-k6v 3 ай бұрын
They’re prosthetic
@roryroryroryroryrory
@roryroryroryroryrory 6 ай бұрын
I just realized the horrific implications of kwite having hands
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme 6 ай бұрын
Well, how else is he supposed to finger someone?
@The_real_naughty
@The_real_naughty 6 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
@stirfailed
@stirfailed 6 ай бұрын
​@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommewith his tongue silly
@Koy_txt
@Koy_txt 6 ай бұрын
He’s after you. Be afraid
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@hawkfinns
@hawkfinns 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe Kwite broke into the secret tombs of the Bass Pro Pyramid half way through the video
@LillianaMecury
@LillianaMecury 6 ай бұрын
He's just like me fr-
@OwOlord9000
@OwOlord9000 6 ай бұрын
Time? I fell asleep watching 👉👈
@Scoottheboot670
@Scoottheboot670 6 ай бұрын
Imagine being at the bass pro shop pyramid and seeing kwite outside covered in fake blood. I like to imagine he walked around inside like that
@Pexil_Effex
@Pexil_Effex 5 ай бұрын
To be completely honest kwite, your serious voice when you were doing the narration over the history of pyramids in human history, you absolutely nailed it. Hell, you rank up with Ailurus in terms of funny crrstors able to also pull off that sort of feat. Excellent work!
@Grumpkin411
@Grumpkin411 4 ай бұрын
Y’know, I expected to see Milo (Miniminuteman), and not Ailurus.
@mikemalman813
@mikemalman813 5 ай бұрын
Never saw this channel was gonna keep scrolling but the thumbnail started playing and the beginning was so crazy I clicked
@rqnbix4872
@rqnbix4872 4 ай бұрын
You’re in for a ride
@Im_Ellipsis
@Im_Ellipsis 6 ай бұрын
kwite using actual blood is simultaneously the most based and most psychotic thing i've ever seen
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 6 ай бұрын
Oh no
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee 6 ай бұрын
He‘s just too real for you. 😎
@shreyasiroy3579
@shreyasiroy3579 6 ай бұрын
He's lost it... That's what it is
@bajabalster
@bajabalster 6 ай бұрын
he doesnt know......
@Elysium137
@Elysium137 6 ай бұрын
I wonder what the bottle with the red cap in the bottom left of the frame at the start of the video could be. Not even trying to hide it and yet you still have these kind of comments WITH upvotes
@FieldAgent-D
@FieldAgent-D 6 ай бұрын
Kicking my hair and twirling my feet
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@ilovemywhiteshoes
@ilovemywhiteshoes 6 ай бұрын
what does this mean
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 6 ай бұрын
@@ilovemywhiteshoes it means theyre kicking their hair and twirling their feet (hope this helps)
@Dangerous.little.carrot
@Dangerous.little.carrot 6 ай бұрын
Feeting my kick and hairing my twirl
@User-egt4d5k
@User-egt4d5k 6 ай бұрын
​@@ilovemywhiteshoes It's a common thing stereotypical teen girls do. Laying on their stomachs on their bed kicking their feet in the air and twirling your hair with your fingers. It's a phrase used to express childlike excitement. They decided to switch the feet and hair for whatever reason, maybe to subvert your expectations, maybe it's because they thought it was overdone. Maybe they just goofed up. Hope this helps
@tangletabb7813
@tangletabb7813 6 ай бұрын
So this is why he's been name dropping the bass pro pyramid for months
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 6 ай бұрын
They did the same thing with icebergs in the videos leading up to the incident . I suggest looking out for patterns like this one in the future, it will probably pay off lol
@tangletabb7813
@tangletabb7813 6 ай бұрын
@@jc_art_ I never even noticed, good catch
@semeras
@semeras 6 ай бұрын
first time stumbling upon this channel and just.. man. good writing. good everything. quality. thanks for your work
@burninsherman1037
@burninsherman1037 5 ай бұрын
His iceberg iceberg video will really blow ya away. Legit a two and a half hour doc in icebergs.
@theawesomeayla
@theawesomeayla 6 ай бұрын
Honestly, I love your deep dives on random stuff. It gets me really invested in stuff I thought I would never even care for. Awesome video, keep up the great work 👍
@JEST3R_
@JEST3R_ 6 ай бұрын
The fact that… for an unknown amount of time, at an unknown date, I was within a reasonable driving distance from Kwite… puts deep deep fear into my soul
@dafryshenanigans4553
@dafryshenanigans4553 5 ай бұрын
As you should be
@leoncaples2947
@leoncaples2947 5 ай бұрын
You and I are in the same boat, bro.
@VictoriaVelez-yk6en
@VictoriaVelez-yk6en 5 ай бұрын
@@leoncaples2947as am I
@PirateShux
@PirateShux 6 ай бұрын
straight up pyramidding my pants
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@screamingsole
@screamingsole 6 ай бұрын
comment did not have to go this hard
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 6 ай бұрын
@@screamingsole yes it did actually
@jc_art_
@jc_art_ 6 ай бұрын
​@@FiSH-iSHwhy are you watching a video about the building/history of your greatest threat? I assume either morbid curiosity, or to remember the tragedy 😔
@mo-s-
@mo-s- 6 ай бұрын
​@@jc_art_"know your enemies" - Sun Tzu
@Virus-Vi
@Virus-Vi 6 ай бұрын
as a person whom lives near the pyramid, I speak in cursed tounges called tennessian or whatever. we sacrifice those whom disagree with the pyramid to the catfish
@ShawHumphries-gm4ny
@ShawHumphries-gm4ny 6 ай бұрын
And then we eat our traditional moon pies in silence
@killerpuppystyles
@killerpuppystyles 6 ай бұрын
Can I join your tennessian cult?
@ShawHumphries-gm4ny
@ShawHumphries-gm4ny 6 ай бұрын
@@killerpuppystyles k
@Virus-Vi
@Virus-Vi 6 ай бұрын
@@killerpuppystyles yes, we welcome all poor souls to the cult
@JubulusPrime
@JubulusPrime 6 ай бұрын
Bass-ed and pro-shop pilled
@shaggywilliams6072
@shaggywilliams6072 6 ай бұрын
I learned something about my home state, thank you Kwite. the only thing I knew of Memphis was stay strapped if you're an outsider passing through.
@jaythebeast-xn2ht
@jaythebeast-xn2ht 6 ай бұрын
This pyramid has haunted me for the past 16 years of my life. Im glad to see people talk about it
@Max-fc8lc
@Max-fc8lc 6 ай бұрын
My terrifying experience with the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (in Memphis) was due to my mother. I was 12 and I stole a rich guys tablet from a house my grandmother was cleaning. I hid the tablet underneath her couch whenever I had to leave for vacation, not thinking she was going to clean the house. I had gotten to the pyramid and was on the glass platform whenever my mom got a call from my grandmother saying that she found the tablet...I was terrified that my mom was about to throw me off the pyramid right then and there.
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 6 ай бұрын
you did what
@Max-fc8lc
@Max-fc8lc 6 ай бұрын
@@FiSH-iSH I was a klepto kid. The guy ran a bank so I figured he'd be able to buy another. It's his fault for not having a password for it. I've since grown out of stealing but I still don't feel bad for stealing from that guy. He was an asshole
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 6 ай бұрын
@@Max-fc8lc fair fair
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy 6 ай бұрын
Did you get to keep the iPad?
@Max-fc8lc
@Max-fc8lc 6 ай бұрын
@@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy unfortunately no. I had to go to the guys office and give it back and apologize
@sunshines4898
@sunshines4898 6 ай бұрын
It’s so funny how Kwite treats the bass pro pyramid a cryptic. (It is, don’t let *them* convince you it isn’t)
@HoodieHorizon
@HoodieHorizon 6 ай бұрын
You telling me a pyramid is pro at bass?
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 6 ай бұрын
hell yeah it is!!!
@doggieonbaysil2706
@doggieonbaysil2706 6 ай бұрын
guitar hero x fishing simulator collab!! ✨
@dotthedot9080
@dotthedot9080 6 ай бұрын
Yup, a pyramid probed that bass
@unduloid
@unduloid 6 ай бұрын
Quick, somebody tell Davie504....
@PlatatoChip
@PlatatoChip 5 ай бұрын
oh no, i accidently just watched an entire fucking movies worth of "bass pro shop pyramid" history
@gingerspice5477
@gingerspice5477 6 ай бұрын
Seeing this video pop up in my recommended as someone who grew up 30 min outside of memphis, has stayed at the bass pro shop hotel and gone to the bass pro shop pyramid multiple times was crazy. It only got crazier as kwite starting getting into the history and it collaborated with my teachers stories about concerts being held at the pyramid or my father’s graduation from university of Memphis being held there.
@blckmtbd
@blckmtbd 6 ай бұрын
So Memphis has a giant pyramid, and Vegas has a giant sphere. What next? A giant trapezoid in New York?
@starnathanstar
@starnathanstar 6 ай бұрын
Don't give them ideas /j
@Ray_Vun
@Ray_Vun 6 ай бұрын
a cube in ohio
@midnighthope6029
@midnighthope6029 6 ай бұрын
chicago's got the bean
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 6 ай бұрын
Just you wait to see what lurks under the great lakes
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy
@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy 6 ай бұрын
New York already has Madison square garden
@damprat141
@damprat141 6 ай бұрын
I love it when kwite bass-pro-shops-pyramid's all over the place
@mrdogpetter4103
@mrdogpetter4103 6 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when he said “it’s bass-pro-shops-pyramiding time” and bass-pro-shops-pyramided all over the place.
@kaiharris514
@kaiharris514 6 ай бұрын
Kwite, those bionic fake legs are very convincing. If I didn't know you were a floating hoodie, I'd have been convinced.
@CalebratedGamer93
@CalebratedGamer93 6 ай бұрын
The scariest part of the video was realizing Kwite was in Memphis and could have been shot at any time. Glad to hear you here, bud!
@leoncaples2947
@leoncaples2947 5 ай бұрын
Nah, bro. Unless he was still hanging out in eome shady alleys, he would've been fine.
@silverdonut9788
@silverdonut9788 6 ай бұрын
I love the long-form content! I never thought I'd enjoy a video about the Bass Pro Pyramid, but this was amazing and very well made!
@iceybitez
@iceybitez 6 ай бұрын
kicking my feet and twirling my hair
@Fck_the_atf
@Fck_the_atf 6 ай бұрын
Gay
@Fanboy_of_everything
@Fanboy_of_everything 6 ай бұрын
Ayo same bro
@real_rob
@real_rob 6 ай бұрын
i'm
@GunsAndAmmo3
@GunsAndAmmo3 6 ай бұрын
Is that gay (I'm not gay)
@candycornfood3548
@candycornfood3548 6 ай бұрын
I don’t thinks it’s gay
@moonshadowanimations1034
@moonshadowanimations1034 6 ай бұрын
How ironic that it flooded when it opened and is NOW home to a whole ass swamp
@elitheratman3730
@elitheratman3730 6 ай бұрын
Can’t believe both you and miniminuteman made a vid on bass pro pyramid, makes me happy seeing my fav creators making similar vids
@Phao_Thetoucher
@Phao_Thetoucher 2 ай бұрын
the fact that this has kept me attentive and excited to learn about the history something more than anything else, is shocking, considering its kwite, but now i want kwite to make more history videos about things that intrigue him. please it scratches my brain so well
@Isa-ye
@Isa-ye 4 ай бұрын
I fucking love video essays because the topic could be some well known mystery or something so random (to me atleast) like the bass pro pyramid. This is genuinely so entertaining to me. The sprinkle of Kwite's humor in the script was 🎉🎉🎉
@iceybitez
@iceybitez 6 ай бұрын
sometimes the friends are the bass pro shop pyramids we made along the way.
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@heneedsomemilk3194
@heneedsomemilk3194 6 ай бұрын
She pro in my shop till I bass.
@PalomaMatte
@PalomaMatte 6 ай бұрын
✊✊✊✊
@quintencornelissen2274
@quintencornelissen2274 6 ай бұрын
Ok this is either a bot or some one just making whole lot of comments (or stealing em)
@iceybitez
@iceybitez 6 ай бұрын
@@quintencornelissen2274 I'm not a bot 😭
@idrovepastyourhouse-9385
@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 6 ай бұрын
Can’t believe kwite created a fake pair of legs just for this
@ek0dev
@ek0dev 6 ай бұрын
Fr, the commitment is insane
@steelytemplar
@steelytemplar 5 ай бұрын
I think he just borrowed Pewdiepie's fake pair. Felix probably doesn't need them on gaming days.
@EyeWasBored
@EyeWasBored 6 ай бұрын
Wake Up, new concerning long Kwite video essay just dropped
@flyingstonemon3564
@flyingstonemon3564 6 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice It was an over 1 hour vidéo until your comment
@zwhite8055
@zwhite8055 6 ай бұрын
As someone from Memphis, i can speak to the fact about the mixed opinions. Personally, it was just something apart of my normal life. I didnt find it particularly funny or particularly weird. It was just another place in Memphis to go fuck around for a few hours.
@_arsun__
@_arsun__ 6 ай бұрын
nothing could have prepared me for the "big project/video" was about the bass pro pyramid and at the same time it wakes so much sense that honestly we should have seen it coming anyway this was amazing storytelling and i would love to watch more videos in that format this is truly so enjoyable i love it!!
@scottyb8392
@scottyb8392 6 ай бұрын
BRO IS A VIDEO ESSAYIST NOW!!! WELCOME TO BEING A PROFESSIONAL INTELLECTUAL!!!. If you say anything wrong, we now have permission to consume your tibia.
@lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213
@lolaaakaypeanutbrittle9213 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@bastait
@bastait 4 ай бұрын
" professional intellectual" cause he made a youtube video yall dropped the bar so low youre gonna trip over it.
@skorupigo5544
@skorupigo5544 4 ай бұрын
@@bastait that's the joke
@tub_so
@tub_so 4 ай бұрын
@@bastait have you no humor?? no whimsy????? no silliness???
@bastait
@bastait 4 ай бұрын
@@tub_so bro yall treat literally everything as a joke its too a point a sober intelligent none emotional person is a commodity in society.
@SimonAvalon
@SimonAvalon 6 ай бұрын
As someone who lives near the pyramid we truly don't know the horror either
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@SimonAvalon
@SimonAvalon 6 ай бұрын
Indeed!
@SkorpSam
@SkorpSam 6 ай бұрын
this means you were near kwite. be proud
@SimonAvalon
@SimonAvalon 6 ай бұрын
@@SkorpSam never thought of it that way
@Fieldperson
@Fieldperson 6 ай бұрын
​@@SkorpSam proud? I think I'd be scared after what he did in 1986
@caelan97
@caelan97 6 ай бұрын
Holy shit, Kwite was about an hour away from my town. Neat. I've never been in the pyramid, but I passed it on my way to Memphis Zoo a couple weeks ago.
@deondrex18k
@deondrex18k 6 ай бұрын
The only thing that really stands out in Memphis
@fleabaggins
@fleabaggins 6 ай бұрын
Go you gotta go back to bask in the bassussy
@desmondcoppin591
@desmondcoppin591 6 ай бұрын
@@deondrex18k Not true. The whole city stands out.
@crispyblindead2413
@crispyblindead2413 6 ай бұрын
0:18 Stop. Why are you in Memphis? That town’s evil, my friend, flee at your earliest convenience. Thank you for your time.
@BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat
@BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat 6 ай бұрын
He has legs. HE HAS LEGS! Probably stole them
@69hikikomori
@69hikikomori 6 ай бұрын
Surprised he didn’t mention 27 people died in the process of building the bass pro pyramid
@ThatDavidOne
@ThatDavidOne 6 ай бұрын
The people have spoken. Time to write a bass pro pyramid horror story
@ThatDavidOne
@ThatDavidOne 6 ай бұрын
@@sw3783 I will. Extensive Research (this video) will be conducted
@DRI_CATT
@DRI_CATT 6 ай бұрын
i like to think the reflections in his sunglasses are his eyes constantly staring at me no matter the angle he looks
@k4tzxbeel0vedz
@k4tzxbeel0vedz 6 ай бұрын
just finished watching the video and WOW im so excited for more projects like this one in the future!!!
@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw
@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw 5 ай бұрын
God this editing is so good and hilarious. This video is just so well made with its comedy keeping you engaged
@Bagel__Mage
@Bagel__Mage 6 ай бұрын
I went to the Pyramid™ last year along with a state Drama and Debate competition. It is a True Wonder in person and mere videos/pictures do not give it enough justice.
@Eli_Guy
@Eli_Guy 6 ай бұрын
I never expected a Defunctland documentary from Kwite, but Im 100% here for it Amazing vid mate
@splendidpheasant9192
@splendidpheasant9192 6 ай бұрын
This was an amazing video! I just assumed that the BPP was built by Bass Pro for the purpose of being extra. What an incredible and unique story, thank you for telling it so well and putting so much effort into it!
@GoddesSilverRose
@GoddesSilverRose 5 ай бұрын
With all the work you put into this. I'm so happy you did this I so enjoyed this video. Kwite you're one of my fave KZbinrs and thank you s much for this great video!
@Granimal8
@Granimal8 6 ай бұрын
“They know they should fear me” -kite 2024
@FeenickzVR
@FeenickzVR 6 ай бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and had a dream about its construction
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 6 ай бұрын
the human mind is trully fascinating
@HeyItsNovalee
@HeyItsNovalee 5 ай бұрын
Same. It gave me bass pro visions
@FeenickzVR
@FeenickzVR 5 ай бұрын
@StanleyKubrick-vq4xo no I'm just eepy 😔
@kevlotec4393
@kevlotec4393 4 ай бұрын
Something similar happened to me whilst falling asleep to the fall of empires podcast.
@GoobyGoblin
@GoobyGoblin 6 ай бұрын
*ALL HAIL THE BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID* *THE ONE TRUE PLACE WHERE ALL MEN CAN LIVE IN PEACE* *SUPPLIER OF FISHING GEAR* *HOME OF HUNTING SUPPLIES* *DEN OF THE BASS*
@railroad_songs
@railroad_songs 6 ай бұрын
bass proem
@Thedeathlymarchoffical
@Thedeathlymarchoffical 6 ай бұрын
Sir this is a wendys drive thru
@p-__
@p-__ 6 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@ilovemywhiteshoes
@ilovemywhiteshoes 6 ай бұрын
I hate wendy’s
@heneedsomemilk3194
@heneedsomemilk3194 6 ай бұрын
I'd rather eat McDonald's. (Aka trash)
@ilovemywhiteshoes
@ilovemywhiteshoes 6 ай бұрын
@@heneedsomemilk3194 I’d rather play touhou without moving
@A_Dilophosaurus
@A_Dilophosaurus 6 ай бұрын
real shit
@Lucifer_Mourningstar
@Lucifer_Mourningstar Ай бұрын
0:24 ah yes, finally, a day where the things I just learning in middle school pay off
@diccencarz
@diccencarz Ай бұрын
Doesn’t show in your grammar, 😂 am sorry
@Lucifer_Mourningstar
@Lucifer_Mourningstar Ай бұрын
@@diccencarz HAHAHAHAHAAHHA, LOL……..AUGH AUGH….
@skinksies
@skinksies 4 ай бұрын
this and the glacier vid are two of my all time favourites on youtube. please make more of these they're so good
@magicalsolitude516
@magicalsolitude516 6 ай бұрын
I never watch premieres but I was frothing at the mouth for this. The iceberg iceberg was great and this is no different. Great work Kwite, would love to see what long form content you put out next
@keygou
@keygou 6 ай бұрын
I was not expecting to get deep lore of the Bass Pro Pyramid, but damn it was interesting.
@saaandshark
@saaandshark 6 ай бұрын
Can already tell this is going to be a frequent rewatch
@-SoulLovesMusic-
@-SoulLovesMusic- 2 ай бұрын
This reminds of of Leo vs Bass Pro Shop that's been taking over my Pinterest for the past 6 months
@melissapruitt9903
@melissapruitt9903 5 ай бұрын
Born and raised in Memphis.. i do have some fond memories. Specifically a field trip to see Egyptian artifacts
@weedmaster-420
@weedmaster-420 6 ай бұрын
omgomgomg i went to the bass pro shops pyramid like a week ago and fell to my knees in tears in front of its glory (the sun bounced off it into my eyes and i stopped seeing for a second)
@beansdad70
@beansdad70 5 ай бұрын
Yep, around noonish the sun light does bank off the south side and cast a nice beam.
@NOVAGUTZ_08
@NOVAGUTZ_08 6 ай бұрын
only kwite could say schlenker that many times with a straight face
@OsmSkylandersCheats
@OsmSkylandersCheats 6 ай бұрын
nice Meulin pfp
@BlueMoonX79
@BlueMoonX79 6 ай бұрын
Oh lord, I never thought I'd see my hometown's Tomb of Doom get covered here xD Thank you for spreading the lore of this ridiculous building 🤣
@keykeeper8167
@keykeeper8167 6 ай бұрын
Between this and the iceberg iceberg I genuinely look forward to the next time you upload one of these hour+ hyperfixation rants. Love these.
@myabennett-hu4yj
@myabennett-hu4yj 6 ай бұрын
I love watching/listening this man yap on his hyperfixations.
@HazelSilvian
@HazelSilvian 6 ай бұрын
It's a really nice view on the top. I dont care for the culture around bass pro, but i love nature the pyramid itself is fun
@BreathingFeelsGood
@BreathingFeelsGood 6 ай бұрын
Kwite is the only person that would make me watch two hours long videos abt erm… icebergs and pyramids??
@leisl9321
@leisl9321 6 ай бұрын
WE LEARNING ABOUT THE BASS PRO SHOP PYRAMID TODAY LETS GOOO
@jbskyfall9271
@jbskyfall9271 5 ай бұрын
I was born after they shut down the Astrodome, but I was old enough to see it still stand there. It was a bit intimidating of a building. I heard that traffic leaving the place was a nightmare.
@embers_falling
@embers_falling 5 ай бұрын
Ive heard stories from older family about how revolutionary it was and how bad the traffic was. Wish i coulda seen it. Or astroworld
@Game_Pharaoh
@Game_Pharaoh 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact Nab (“the national bank of Australia”) is not actually the national bank of Australia it just calls itself NAB
@princespeipei2317
@princespeipei2317 6 ай бұрын
sir why are you coated in blood post-video comment: THIS WAS AWESOME. I LOVED BEING IN THE LIVE CHAT FOR IT, IT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!
@kdfoxbug3594
@kdfoxbug3594 6 ай бұрын
i really like these longer videos, sometimes i need something longer to listen to in the background while i do other stuff. i understand why you'd not want to go past an hour, but it was very nice to not have to change the video im watching in the background.
@0symandias
@0symandias 6 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up. New Kwite Documentary just dropped.
@steelytemplar
@steelytemplar 5 ай бұрын
If you go to Memphis to check out the pyramid and you even slightly enjoy BBQ, I highly recommend checking out Charlie Vergos' Rendezvous. I have had a lot of BBQ in my time, and I can confirm that Rendezvous serves legendary tier dry-rub ribs. Heck, forget going for the pyramid. Go for the BBQ and see the pyramid while you're there
@beansdad70
@beansdad70 5 ай бұрын
Central BBQ is much better!
@lordhuntington5704
@lordhuntington5704 6 ай бұрын
I was expecting something along the lines of Miniminuteman's conspiracy theory video and less of a documentary but still, awesome video ^^
@haroldgoober
@haroldgoober 6 ай бұрын
imagine people seeing kwite tweaking covered in blood while trying to go to bass pro shop
@shizwhifgle
@shizwhifgle 6 ай бұрын
I love how Kwite Fills up our content holes
@Pastellera2video
@Pastellera2video 6 ай бұрын
Gumball pfp
@Pastellera2video
@Pastellera2video 6 ай бұрын
Niceeee
@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li
@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li Ай бұрын
Ranfren fan spotted? Nice
@Agpicklefeet
@Agpicklefeet 6 ай бұрын
That reveal with the shovel and the light pyramid went way harder than it needed to.
@spiritpuppy
@spiritpuppy 6 ай бұрын
i had a dream about the bass pro shop pyrimid. it truly carves a space into your mind to live in forever
@J5L5M6
@J5L5M6 3 ай бұрын
I didn't want to click because I knew that despite a complete lack of interest in Memphis or Bass Pro Shop, I would watch the entire thing. And, enjoyably did. I'm happy for the people of Memphis and Bass Pro Shoppers. Thanks for the history lesson, Kwite.
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