The Human Bloodhound (theHunter: Call of the Wild)

[@Yaxez]

51.48 kg - a tiny cub running around in the forest playing and having fun, and along comes Sark ..

[@LuxioV2]

Yaxez ...the apex predator

[@FernandoBalderama]

He's a Alpha Slayer, no one is safe from a Alpha Slayer.

[@FlameJackstar]

Brother Bear gone wrong.

[@redevan50]

Why did this comment make me laugh so much

[@MaddieNikk]

He tracked it for 1.13 kilometers. That's 3/4 of a mile (130,000 feet). He tracked a baby bear for a whole kilometer.

[@drivingmebatty]

Sark's constant tracking and APL's constant giggling was worth your hard drive space... :P

[@manueljaramillo2520]

Please do more of this game Sark! After this, I'd definitely love to see you and APL actually do the Co-op now.

[@PositivelyKush]

Yes please do more

[@JDTM25]

Yes, please do me

[@theartistformallyknownas2677]

Yes, more please do

[@lordhegemon]

Especially now that there is an Africa level with aggressive lions.

[@ryanbaxter8316]

That bear was no match for someone who hunted Charlie for miles in the jungles of Vietnam

[@thomaschitham3487]

Which video was that a reference to?

[@P99AT]

@@thomaschitham3487 It's not a reference to a specific video. Sark frequently speaks of his "service" in Vietnam.

[@thomaschitham3487]

@@P99AT So it's just a made-up thing, and not a reference to a skit in a specific episode?

[@P99AT]

@@thomaschitham3487 Pretty much. There are several videos in which it's mentioned.

[@thomaschitham3487]

@@P99AT I know, that's why when I saw someone referencing his Vietnam joke, I took the opportunity to ask them directly instead of letting my comment be drowned in the Comment Section.

[@PogChump]

Now he's off to hunt that guy from the movie theater

[@starnova1638]

Can you explain what you're referencing there? Can't remember at all.

[@PogChump]

@@starnova1638 You should watch the "MR. SARK is INSANE! (Story Time Animation)" video that Chilled put out

[@chrismanmadrid]

That is an excellent fucking reference mate.

[@SophiaAstatine]

Cinema weirdo beware.

[@SleeveBlade]

*shoots bear in the ass* - SKILLED MARKSMAN ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

[@Starlightean]

Sark: I wanna kill anything.. Anything! A random deer hunter: *shows up* Sark: *takes the shot*

[@Wemju]

9:36 - after all that struggle, the difficulty rating cracked me up :D

[@theintern2960]

Your favorite movie is Predator, you can kill a prop at half a mile with a shotgun, but if you get tasked to find a deer you somehow roll your SUV on your way to the park and get your hand stuck in a jam jar.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

...but he kills a bear

[@kasag37]

best comment ever

[@eltsilm]

The jam jar probably attracted the bear. Well, that and the bleeding moose.

[@theintern2960]

Then gets arrested because he somehow wandered into the Disney World Safari Zone and shot a mascot.

[@Ghostilization]

I like to imagine that Atlas will inherit the Sark throne some day and continue the legacy.

[@capncrunchgaming5613]

Please, Mr sark is my father, call me Mr sark

[@SiCKenz]

I'd imagine Sark has higher expectations for his son than becoming a letsplayer.

[@lucavivoltaire1569]

Sark isn't a letsplayer. He's a god. Atlas will carry Sark's world on his shoulders one day.

[@joshuaxiong8377]

Atlas: LONG LIVES THE KING *(Proceeds to team kill Sark)*

[@brycekrispiez714]

I just farted so hard I cracked my back

[@hassananibou2264]

That's cute, I once cracked the wall, but Sark doesn't give a s!%$ about stories

[@hassananibou2264]

Chill dudes it's a joke cuz sark said in the video that he didn't care about the narrator's story, u ruined it now

[@hassananibou2264]

@TOP CAT lol dont forget to stay hydrated

[@Jokerizationation]

I laugh, I cried, the suspense and the horror! This is the best movie of 2018. Give this guy an mtv music award!

[@Melancholy_tea]

Sark can't succesfully hunt something unless its actively trying to kill him.

[@mrfluphyrodriguez]

Lmfao true Vietnam veteran

[@assassain0425]

You're not wrong

[@explodingtomahawks7589]

You mean there's another way to hunt? Where my life isn't in peril? Now where's the fun in that?

[@DrewLSsix]

There should be a game that’s a cross between this and dead by daylight, you get to be the hunter while your friends try to survive as deer and rabbits.

[@ClydeC]

Thank you Papa Sark!

[@LieutenantJoey]

FINALLY. It took like seven years or something, but Sark FINALLY managed to kill an animal in one of these games. Screw a bear, I would have cheered if it was a chipmunk.

[@lazyninja1793]

9:30 Many have tried, they said it was impossible, but Sark proved them all wrong. He showed the world that you can take down a bear just by getting in its ass... The hero we need, but do not deserve.

[@alextolleson5548]

Lazy Ninja hey nice to see you here! You're always on Chilleds vids and now here.. a man of good taste i see. Pffft

[@1TigerAce]

John Candy tried and only made its ass 'apparent' putting it nicely.

[@WayStedYou]

Second shot was in its lung

[@TiltRepairMan]

The rewatch continues (post tax season crazies). Your stuff is top tier. Love and miss you.

[@franticbass]

Years after watching it and Sark's opening line "we're going to hunt the most dangerous game tho: homeless vets" is still so good xD

[@toowingless9473]

I thought Sark went mad and began to draw on maps for the rest of his life..

[@gabrielwilson7050]

He was found in a forest covered in shit and sampling poo as well as drawing maps. He was later rehabilitated and released back into the world a few years later. However, he always tends to go back to a forest and hunt deer. To this day he is under constant supervision from his friend APL and others to make sure he doesn't snap like he did in the past.

[@ShadowKingRPG]

Sark, no idea if you still have/are playing this game but you're not tracking the animals right, you keep switching from one set of animal tracks to another, when you select the blood spots the BLUE footprints are the wounded animal, any WHITE footprints are other animals that you didn't wound. Hope this tip helps you in the future =)

[@Tokkimaybe]

hey, don't tell Papa 'DiCaprio' Sark how to hunt, he once didn't bag a whitetail from the Roonachee Bridge

[@ShadowKingRPG]

Not telling, just dropping a little hinty-poo for him, plus you're insulting him by comparing him to DiCaprio, he's more like Arnold, stalking prey in the forest XD

[@Royal_Fortune]

Jamie Rees -_- it was a revenant reference

[@Tokkimaybe]

^ ty

[@ShadowKingRPG]

>.< Never seen it, probably never will. Not really into DiCaprio films, only seen 1 or 2 movies that have him pegged as the main character. Also, I would have understood if SimplyiDol had referenced Hugh Glass instead of an actor from a movie based on his life, to me that's like referencing Desmond Doss by using Andrew Garfield's name.

[@GDaven1]

Lol the bear's difficulty was : Trivial

[@nerodarkblade5068]

The fact that you used the sound effects from your videos playing The Hunt in the opening for this game makes me so happy. What a callback. To some of my favorite videos, even.

[@TheMrSark]

Early experiments at a creating a narrative out of chaos. Those vids are special to me too.

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

I love Sark so much. The first words out of your mouth, pure gold.

[@nicholiswood4235]

Sark playing lost in the woods with your friend simulator XD

[@BenjaminLund5]

I'm extremely glad that I wrongly presumed you would complete the tutorial as quickly as APL did. Watching that tussle of strife and determination was incredible.

[@AnarchyIHDI]

This was brilliant my dude, keep it up. More Hunter! :D

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

There is literally no better way to end a long day at work then to watch a brand new Mr Sark video. And a "theHunter" game to boot! Cannot wait till y'all coop!

[@warphotographer3685]

Oh *deer* ,I bet Sark couldn’t *bear* the pain of not killing anything for almost an hour. Sark finally *hound* the prize animal,and got the kill. Congratulations Sark.

[@HektikDevil]

7:15. Warning thump from the most evil creature in existance. Ask Monty Python. :P Hi Master Sark! It's been a while. It is I, The Edward Snowden of Sweets.

[@FBIsecurityVAN]

*Sees new Sark video* *inhales* SAAARRRRKKKKKK!!

[@MrBillybobsucks]

Sark I need the unedited full version of this! Easily one of my favorite videos from you. On the level of greatness as the zombie army trilogy

[@passbyicecube]

It's impossible for Sark to stay quiet and not running like a mad man. Brutal during hunting.

[@afluka]

Never thought I'd be entertained by a video of someone just doing the tutorial... Sark's presentation skills are on point, as always.

[@ethanbroughton2145]

The fact You still take the time to make us content is a compliment sir, and I take my hat of to you. You are an inspiration as a perant and a gamer.

[@dryued6874]

I feel like I just watched a sitcom episode.

[@Benzy670]

I can’t wait for more of this series. Sark is clearly a hunter extraordinaire!

[@peterpadro9211]

All four of TheHunter videos are just solid gold

[@tylater15]

When APL said "Sark are you shitting me?" After killing the bear, it was a perfect oppurtunity to say "idk does a bear shit in the woods?" Lol

[@goldenhusky407]

God bless you sark. That was the funniest video I had ever seen. This is why I subscribe to you.

[@clank1013]

Two videos on one week? Best birthday present ever! Love ur videos Sark, keep them coming they always make my day =)

[@SmolJordan]

i love that callback to the old lost theHunter tapes from years ago

[@laurenn2594]

Sark, I just want to say - your videos make me so happy and are hilarious! I love the more regular posts (even if they are videos from the vault!!) and I have been watching your Twitch streams offline since I always seem to miss them! I just have to say my go to video is when you were Oscar and purposefully (but accidentally) killed Wildcat in GMOD Murder: "Job well done, justice has been served". PS I don't want to come off selfish with the regular posting. I completely understand why your not posting, you're a busy guy which includes raising, helping and having a BEAUTIFUL family. Much love to Mrs. Sark, Atlas and Aurora

[@RozzzaSsarcasmo]

I remember years ago the shenanigans that came out of one of those hunting games, I can already tell this is going to be some top bants

[@JJMcGlock]

A true legend emerges from the tutorial, with gaming prowess that is only matched by cunning instincts, the forest creatures were no match for the mighty king Sark. All hail the king of gaming.

[@scottpresseault3959]

Been watching you for over 3 years and it's a god damn TREAT when you upload. THANK YOU SARK!

[@TheMrSark]

Happy to have you at The Sark Party.

[@SingerDinger]

Sark is the only youtuber that I willingly wait thru ads for.

[@Amount94]

Always get excited to see you've got a new video up! Hilarious as always! Keep it coming, Sark!

[@austinthompson6296]

Watching sark play this game and nearly have an aneurism every five seconds makes me realize he is just a bigger older atlas and that the beauty of parenting

[@Noobatheart]

I'm having flashbacks to when sark went insane on his last hunting trip and drew radioactive drawings on a map.... Look how far you've come

[@SirCoduo]

Fully expected Sark to go crazy and start drawing in solitude again

[@toufusoup]

What an insane throwback! Holy shit. Papa Sark has come home with a full steak dinner once again.

[@MrFabulousPlays19]

oh man that "old photo printing" sound effect. Took me forever with the old hunter videos before I even realized what that sound was lol. I think I only ever found out because I accidentally stumbled across the effect when looking for my own camera sounds

[@Kracka_Kris]

Love your videos man, thank you so much for the entertainment. Amazing editing as always. This college student needs something to get him through the day, so thank you.

[@TheDymed]

The VO is actually APL from the future. Sark took so long finding a deer that future APL, after years of living with the regret of never being able to hunt with Sark that he took an experimental time travel machine trip to maybe be able to guide Sark through the tutorial... so they could have the hunt that never was. In theatres in 2020... Maybe...

[@fredericksmith7013]

Thank you for re-igniting my love for this game Sark.

[@millionaren00b10]

I was having a real shitty day.. thanks for the laughter Sark. You put a smile on my face again

[@kanekiseagull2250]

We love all you guys I’ve been watching you since inbox and you honestly inspire me, you’re hilarious 😂

[@vipersbanegamesrus4734]

Sark please do more of this, I know it's time consuming, but I know I'll laugh my butt off and so will you and APL. X3

[@aeon4591]

That was the best thing i have ever witnessed. Praise be daddy sark!

[@SixFootTurtleGamer]

please do more of this I just lost it at APL giggling constantly!

[@TommyMN]

"Bleed you fuck" "I hear you crying" "Im the revenant" This. This is why I love your videos sark

[@CC-wo3bl]

Sark is my sunshine on this rainy day

[@spency4045]

Agreed

[@TheCColumbus]

Seeing a sark upload is like seeing my siblings get in trouble- Rewarding and feeling safe

[@lyravega6577]

Love APL & Sark duo.

[@Darkhouse999]

War Hero, Leader, Father, Supernatural Investigator, and now Hunter. Is there nothing that Sark can not do?

[@klinge89gaming3]

Loved the music reference at the beginning to your previous hunter vids

[@amberpdavis]

Honestly I live for Sark's frustrated side comments "I once didn't give a f*ck" "That's right - BLEED!" "I'll tell you what I'm about to do. I'll give this bear a thump."

[@Noswar]

The Sark saga continues. Leave no animal behind.

[@dynomar11]

I rewatch Sark's hunting trips at least once a month.

[@bjm7678]

If Sark had the glowing feet from that murder from the theatre, he would of never lost him.

[@LuxioV2]

Sark is built to survive, if not by utilising his clear physical prowess he can always take it to the ole psychological mindfuck

[@seductivegreenbean8269]

Whenever I see you post I feel like that vine of the person driving by Taco Bell literally screeching in their car because they are so excited that they have a coupon for free tacos.

[@casperchristensen8354]

"Im the revenant!" Top kek.

[@harimmedinamejia3921]

"I once didn't give a fuck" 😂😂😂 3:22

[@DowzerWTP72]

Please more of this Sarkypoo; found it so funny and love it when you play with APL! Or at least his voice is present, cos doesn't look like you're gonna be playing together for a while, if it took you 50m to make your first kill! Hopefully now you'll have a bloodlust and you'll be a bunny-killing machine

[@shewantsmygreg]

"SUB SURFACE DEPRESSIONS IN THE MUD IM BACK ON THE TRAIL" im dieing

[@mosey4121]

Nice Bag Boi, Sark the Slayer of Bears

[@BlainesMagmar]

This was amazing. I'd love to see more soon Papa Sark!

[@totallynotcheng]

Man Sark is playing Monster Hunter World I see

[@vovapsix]

Imagine him actually playing it though =O

[@ChickenSalad001]

Why do I get the feeling this would be exactly how hunting with Sark would be like XD

[@brendanmchugh6323]

Hi Sark! Thanks for brightening our day with laughs

[@frankyhorn2475]

Spark deserved That oscar for such an amazing performance in the revenant.

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

Funhaus just released a video where they watch a livestream of bears lounging around having fun and Sark is over here shooting their poor cute dumb asses

[@Starlightean]

It's been 84 years... Sark is still in the woods...

[@arthurteddy91]

"I ONCE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK." = LITERALLY ME 😂

[@Peregrine369]

Glad to see you guys playing this game. Got a lot of hours sunk into it (I hunt IRL so this helps with the off season fever lol).

[@sampeitz4407]

I was crying the whole video, what an epic hunt

[@Orncaex]

Sark's experiance with the game is probly pretty close to how it tends to go. You hardly find crap (literaly most the time) and when you DO find one and shoot it, if you didnt shoot the 'spot' or the heart it hauls ass into the woods! You got lucky in that you didnt find what was left of the moose when the bear did like one of the hunters i know. Shot a deer and found it gnawed to death by wild animals XD

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

it does get better (killing the animal not finding them they are never around) once you kill a few though but I'm sure you know that lol

[@captainsavemall7410]

In all fairness, Sark did approximately 0 things right, and he still stumbled upon multiple animals.

[@themrmtnman]

Next on Top Predator : Bear vs Sark Great video man.

[@its_koko_koko]

Another Sark video, praise APL's beard

[@sleepy_yuu8152]

The reason Sark didnt encounter an animal for the longest time is because they've heard of his manliness in all the wars he's been in and were naturally scared of him

[@bradnock9154]

Always a good day when Lord Sark uploads!

[@gaminggeek4046]

What a throwback to the Reel with the piano refrain. *shudder*

[@kayleedavis3380]

Sark has graced us with another video

[@jmb9701]

Your chemistry with APL is so good, you guys should kiss.

[@Fraggr92]

Hey! Do you feel like _starving to death_ tonight? Then boy do i have the guy for you! Just call mighty hunter Sark! He will bumble around in the forest for DAYS, desperately trying and failing to bag himself ANYTHING edible, scaring and injuring the local wildlife in the process before finally managing to kill something, at which point your funerals will have already been held and you will be long gone from this earth. It's great! AND if you call now, you'll get to hear him swearing and cursing through a walkie-talkie as he fumbles around the forest FREE OF CHARGE. Don't delay! Call today!

[@bryanthornburg8636]

Omg!!!! I was hoping you would play this!

[@lordtaku]

Mr Sark, the legendary bear ass piercer

[@nexus6769]

I miss you Sark, your videos are always hilarious us as usual.