The illegal speedrun that beats FNAF SB in 1 minute

[@hanthonyc]

As for any rule... there's definitely a story to that "No nsfw character models" one

[@smashbrother980]

Explain

[@martmine4618]

If you make a rule its because someone has done it before.

[@spicybreadproductions1972]

@@martmine4618 most of the time, yeah.

[@mrlaz9011]

Goddam Roxy simps

[@drakefruit]

broomz has had several runs go to the trash because he forgot to turn them off..

[@CoolKiller28]

I feel like this catagory is just proof that the creators of this game didnt expect people to get out of bounds and didnt expect people to not immediatly save their game

[@Retzmag]

One thing's for sure, if they didn't expect people to get out of bounds like this, they wouldn't have added a death switch / teleporter instead of letting you infinitely fall.

[@finisterre2415]

I'm half expecting, by tommorow; "The Speedrun that beats FNAF SB before installing the game"

[@mrmaniac3322]

The speed run goes as follows - Step one: purchase Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach Step two: refund Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach Speed run complete

[@sltrskid]

and, to beat it before launching, go to the "movies" folder, and open up the afton ending mp4

[@casperfrrr]

the speedrun that beats fnaf sb by not even turning in your pc

[@giorgiopesce4018]

@@casperfrrr the fnaf sb speedrun that lets you beat the game in 2013 before the release of the original fnaf

[@Everythingfnaf_]

That’s so true

[@drakou111]

sad fact: we're only some pixels off from being abble to get out of freddy's room. You can get on top of the curtains in freddy's room near the door with some VERY precice parkour, but you can't go anywhere from there and the closest we got from there was a couple of pixels off from being abble to jump over the wall.

[@Picobits]

fucks sake I just went to comment this and when I was done scrolled down and read this lol

[@vengeful_pluto5586]

Mayhaps there's a way to get extra pixels into a jump

[@drakou111]

@@vengeful_pluto5586 high high doubts, we tried everything, like trying to get more momentum upwards with geometry tech or fazwatch glitch, but to no avail

[@thatkerimguy]

maybe a movement technique/combo might help?

[@kallixo]

that just means it's likely a way to jump over the wall will happen

[@danielvinceneo3556]

You're gonna be one of the top youtubers with all the "out of the ordinary" contents

[@Mario4736]

But... It was 2 minutes..

[@danielvinceneo3556]

@@Mario4736 why u replied on my comment?

[@Rituna-f3z]

@@danielvinceneo3556 because you can reply to people?

[@_JustJoe]

These replies are confusing.

[@danielvinceneo3556]

@@_JustJoe you were just like me🎶

[@starmantheta2028]

If this game wasn't so busted I don't think I ever would have checked out anything about it. Not into FNaF really but stumbling across a speedrun showing how broken the game is got me interested in learning more about it and the speedruns of SB.

[@deerkota]

I didn't get into fnaf until security breach, and honestly, the glitchy shenanigans looked so fun to me that I wanted to try it myself, but since my laptop can't handle the graphics, well... ultimately, security breach is what led me to build my first PC

[@PlasmaAsthmaOG]

So Basically You're telling me... *There's a Monty Golf %?*

[@muriloborodiaksantos8331]

imagine gigamonty %

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

Nah we need freddy%

[@Mr_Kaldwin]

The fact that the mods have to put in they website to not use nsfw models, makes me wander how many people uploaded speedruns but forgot to remove de nsfw mods

[@mister_matt]

''forgot''

[@rokilaiyangtzer1134]

" just busted a nut 4 minutes ago before speedrunning "

[@HomeScar498]

@@owlfam less Chica more Roxy lol

[@CantoniaCustoms]

@@HomeScar498 you come across chika sooner.

[@drpibisback7680]

@@CantoniaCustoms Thinking like a true speedrunner!

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Jesus Christ Woman% is hands down the best speedrun category ever

[@donttreadonme123]

Irlpizza and pizza% is better in my opinion

[@play3rthr339]

If only irlWoman% was a completable category

[@earthUSOA7705]

@@play3rthr339 r/im14andthisisdeep

[@iannoypeople4916]

@@play3rthr339 there will be no completions at all

[@WetchopClips]

This game is unbreakable all these glitches are LORE Gregory just can hop time lines

[@deen7530]

*screams in MatPat*

[@goodnight63]

The crying child is the real mastermind of the series jk

[@lordshennington2756]

@@goodnight63 The boy behind the slaughter

[@Anon_Spartan]

Nice, the therapist said Gregory was a hacker (if he's the unnamed test subject) so now he's hacking through the gate.

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

Matpat get on this right now, we've got a theory alert!

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

Oh wow, that speedrun’s really popping off. I always enjoy seeing speedruns, and I love seeing speedruns of security breach ever since I came across your channel. I can only imagine just how crazy some runs will become for any other games, should there be quicker ways to finish them

[@nebula189]

I'm sure the devs would be pissed if they read that title

[@glamboo]

lmao they would

[@user-ee6lk1pb6w]

Good. Scott better have a heart attack

[@RafilaWan]

Apparently the devs routinely look at and enjoy fnaf memes so they'd prob think it was funny tbh

[@thatonedude9505]

anyone else that found spiff one day and can’t stop watching this brilliant content? edit: i first saw his exposing the fake poppy playtime speed run and i live his style of humour

[@glamboo]

yep. been here for ages!

[@Tomate_099]

He is to handsome to stop watching

[@JJSSBU]

Yep, when I got COVID-19

[@Denpiq]

Same for me lol. He's suprisingly entertaining

[@snakesbakecookies]

yup

[@SoUniqueUser]

if Freddy's room is a stronghold I'm about to beat the Ender Dragon

[@MrEc2001ca]

Fun fact. The vents themselves aren’t made by steel wool. That’s why they are structurally sound to such a high level.

[@JanJansen985]

You dont want to make a vent out of steel wool A solid metal would make a much better vent

[@LunaDeaminac]

Honestly this wouldn’t be hard to patch at all. They’d literally just need to have an auto-save the moment the you gain control of Gregory after getting out of Freddy and that’ll kill save warping. Whether or not Steelwool think to do that though is another matter entirely.

[@connorschultz380]

Do they need to?

[@LunaDeaminac]

@@connorschultz380 it would be easier to do this then fix the map geometry. I believe some people have caused this glitch to happen accidentally and it basically softlocks the game on a fresh install. Putting an auto save directly after that cut scene ends is better for standard play through anyway, it means you don’t have to keep sitting through the entire opening dialogue again if you die before saving.

[@rentarosasaki632]

Imagine making a game that took months or years and a dude just finishes the whole game in a minute

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

and i don't regret it

[@bleedinactionman8578]

@@HowTheWorldWorks10 fking legend

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@bleedinactionman8578 thank u🙏

[@yarn1471]

"You can't make it out if freddy's room without faxwarch or vent" just give it a while, if they could break out of the starting room in portal they can do that

[@TheSecondVersion]

The most powerful device Aperture built was the door-busting radio

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

The fact there's a entire category for making a actual pizza irl makes me so happy for no reason whatsoever

[@sb6196]

I wonder if that's a category for any other fnaf game.

[@deadnewchannelformelycillc7899]

the sb community is fricking amazing wow

[@ceilingfan4097]

"woman percent" lmao 💀

[@lastmellon489]

Hell, even if the game is busted, I’m glad the speedruns are cool.

[@WarChallenger]

Damn bro, I gotta register for a speedrun attempt of IRL Pizza%. I make home made pizzas all the time. I can do that DAMN fast. But, do I have to use the exact ingredients the game uses? The vegan meat looks nasty.

[@NeverSnows]

Question: What happens if a new player, that just booted up the game, falls out of bound? Will he load a random Dev save somehow? Or the game just dies?

[@spirithyst1399]

I think there's an autosave when talking to freddy for the first time but idk

[@martmine4618]

Dude even markiplier went out of bound its not a really hard thing to do

[@spicybreadproductions1972]

I believe they spawn in the exact middle of the entire game map.

[@litpotat5601]

@@steeledgator I think you just play on nasa pc cause my buddy got a high specs gaming pc and the game still couldn't load the first chase scene properly

[@omnisel]

"dev save" is not a thing.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Imagine being able to destroy a 3 minute speedrun It's already only 3 minutes-

[@KatLuff]

Imagine releasing a game to the public and charging money for it when a core game play mechanic can cause the entire world to unload.

[@first-namelast-named9639]

Sony forced steel wool to release it a few months early in time for Christmas, that's why it's so overlooked

[@MegaBlair007]

@@first-namelast-named9639 sure, it has nothing to do with steel wool going over budget and taking out entire mechanics and lore months before release

[@KatLuff]

@@first-namelast-named9639 There's a whole heck of a lot more than "a few months" worth of issues with this game. A few months prior to release they should have been well into play testing the completed game. This game needed another full year in the oven. A few months wasn't going to make any difference.

[@donttreadonme123]

@@KatLuff pizza oven?

[@bungiescams3292]

@@first-namelast-named9639 and they wonder why barely anyone will work with sony :D

[@MaynieClan]

1:02 That was the worst pizza I’ve seen been made

[@sasaki999pro]

That thing makes the last slice of elementary school cafeteria pizza look edible, ugh

[@GraafBerengeur]

02:36 = just under three minutes 01:51 = just one minute I... round numbers a bit differently to you I'm afraid

[@whatsyouropiniononsawblades]

“You have 6 hours until you can leave” “Nah bro watch this”

[@earthycarl2461]

Imagine just seeing Gregory no clipping trough the walls and bunny hopping

[@NyanTheFurry]

“You’ll have to wait until 6 am- Wait, Gregory, what the hell are you doing?!” “S p e e d”

[@jacko_1003]

you said that you dont want to do a security breach blindfolded because saves don't reset camera position, but I think hiding spots do. if you ever think of it I suggest you test that.

[@cookiecutter5176]

Really hoping Steel Wool makes a beta of the game where you can switch from current Broken Version to the New Updated Version

[@_Clashur_]

Now we better get the speedrun in 1 millisecond

[@theftking]

I have been indeed waiting for the day I sign in and see that Spiff beat SB blindfolded XD. Surely that's just absurd and cannot be done... right?

[@gdmewmewgod6653]

No blow-up 🥺? Nah im jk luv ur content

[@phyonic2523]

next step: people beat security breach in one millisecond

[@mannofdober873]

"Gregory. If we are quick we can get you out before-" *Gregory fucking teleports into Vanny's room* "G-Gregory?"

[@notsoadl5790]

"Sweetie, dinner is ready!" "Hold on mom, give me a minute"

[@ajkcool]

I love category extensions for any game. They are way more fun to watch than the main game because of the creative genius it takes to create memes

[@akiproductions7084]

getting a cameo TWO TIMES! ”*happy speedyboiaki noises*”

[@reesewhittington6778]

3:22 I know exactly how they could "Ruin your fun" with savewarping. make it so that you really do just fall endlessly in the void instead of warping.

[@somedude8380]

"pulling a quick security breach should do the trick" lmao

[@haikult]

help i can imagine glamrock freddy saying hysterically after this inane run: "GREGORY WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE WALLSSSS YOU HAVE SO MUCH GAMEE THAT YOU'VE LITERALLY HOPPED OVERRRR"

[@hudsonk1racer]

"Blindfolded is the most punishing" that's why you do NG+ blindfolded! it's the LEAST punishing blindfolded ever!

[@alexbenavidez4500]

The second you brought up savefiles, I knew where this was going lmao

[@jekrixlokan4507]

I am really hoping they keep unpatched builds available on Steam

[@Eritogema]

They dont but you can get it through steam console ik this is very late but

[@gamebrogaming10111]

Is it possible to beat security breach without an elevator? I challenge you!

[@Metha_59]

No

[@gamebrogaming10111]

@@Metha_59 if he's able to do sprintless, jumpless, and freddyless, I bet he can do elevatorless, well before the patch at least

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@Metha_59 yes it is there's a glitch using map bot that deload the game and u can pass the elevators idk if it's patched now tho

[@Metha_59]

@@HowTheWorldWorks10 how would you even get to map bit without using the elevators

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@Metha_59 wait ur right i was thinking of something else my bad 💀

[@creepykoala7255]

0:42 *insert 'yakuza guy slamming table and walking away' here*

[@skullylad]

The fact that the devs put in (get your fun in while you can) is hilarious to me

[@xiesie_xiesie]

2:43 I just want to point out that Freddy's T-posing like a superstar there in that black void

[@mr.stupid7537]

2:43 no ones gonna talk about Freddy T-posing in the wall?

[@casperfrrr]

the illegal fnaf sb speedrun that was beat before pompeii was destroyed

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I tried to do this myself and damn near had a break down. The jumping is so hard and this is only my first try, and whenever I land on top of that door frame the room always fucking loads so instead of clipping out of bounds I get trapped. Maybe I'm just tired but dammit it nearly made me cry trying to do this shit.

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

if it loads then ur too far to the left u gotta be farther right on the door frame so it doesn't load the room on the other side u can practice it first by going slowly and even crouching if u need too

[@Heroism4499]

Funniest part about this video is that you can complete 3 New Game Plus speed runs during the runtime of this video.

[@teheqlles9036]

Using the ballclip in Freddy's room you used in itemless should make this faster, as suggested here.

[@DreadlyKnight]

SB blindfolded sounds nearly impossible if not absolutely because of some of the rng lmao especially with pizzabot routing and the weeping angels

[@RonocHK]

The IRL pizza% is truly the most competitive category

[@Landmine-yc5kb]

"The FNAF SB speedrun that has NEGATIVE TIME"

[@sagacious03]

Fun analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

[@StevenCatalin]

AstralSpiff: First 1 minute FNAF SB speedrun Me: First time I clicked on a video of Spiff this early😀

[@thatoneweirdrandomguy4766]

Freddy watching Greggory clip through walls and flooring and somehow reaching Vanny’s room for him not knowing a thing about her:

[@cryst4l_clear456]

T-posing Freddy cracks me up still

[@pancakelover8623]

Man if I ever learned anything from portal speedrun. Is that no matter how impossible it may look. There is always a way.

[@SWATCHIEF22]

Next: the super illegal speedrun that beats the game in 10 quadrilliontrillionsektillionauchtungbillion seconds

[@OldeCat]

SW knowing people are having fun SB bugs tho...

[@imjustsomebunny]

Can't wait to see how speedrunning goes now with the game patched.

[@matix1248]

Will you try a speedrun where you can't collect any security badges at all?

[@NonSoSmartPerson]

Then you cant beat the game, you NEED badges

[@Foxtrot-27]

@@NonSoSmartPerson Freddy

[@deeeenisttv]

That's pretty much most of the any% and OOB categories. The most popular category in security breach is vanny ending OOB and that doesn't collect any badges

[@Foxtrot-27]

@@deeeenisttv ah yes the canny ending

[@deeeenisttv]

@@Foxtrot-27 shit

[@imabananavr1136]

I’m watching this exactly a year later it’s like life led me to this video

[@cheezitlawd]

Man , the pizzaplex's speedrun security sure got breached! Did you really expect me to say "now laugh" down here?

[@Unknown-qr2jl]

2:28 my guy listening to sleepy hallow while speed running,what a chad 🥶

[@Mocha_Dragon]

please god i didnt just see someone put ketchup instead of tomato sauce in a fnaf speed run video

[@Ramsey276one]

2:10 Timeline Manipulation MUST REMAIN OUTLAWED XD

[@TotallyNotMaiko]

love ur vids dude, congrats on merch

[@Hoshirux]

"FIVE HOURS!? I'M NOT GONNA LAST EVEN FI-VE MINUTES!" you sure 'bout that?

[@davidmarket4285]

2024: speedrunning security breach in under 5 seconds!

[@CalamityEvermore]

I have never bought merch from ANYONE, but I enjoy this channel, I might buy some!

[@killerarmyfox]

im kinda surprised nobody has gone back to beat this with ball strat (if thats still in the game idk i dont keep up on this one)

[@Robo-xk4jm]

woman% caught me so offguard, as i was about to sneeze, i fucking died

[@BlakeSpohn]

Congarts AstrallSpiff, You are the only youtuber i have seen that doesn't stretch a 1 minute speedrun into a 20 minute long video, Good job!

[@obnoxas]

Here after the itemless run...I'm almost scared to check what the wr is down to...

[@mistertwister2000]

Woman% is the ultimate gamer moment

[@ironicanimations]

1:00 dear God- There’s gonna be a speedrun saying “I beat Pizza IRL% in under 1 minute”

[@kozynthetaquito5506]

ah yes, 1 minute = 1.72 minutes

[@l30362]

Thanks for responding to my question about doing security breach blindfolded

[@DarkDemonGirlYT]

*2:44* XD, T-Posing Freddy

[@brendandonegan6788]

Hey could you go over all the amazing work DJSterf has done for this game? He needs more recognition for his efforts.

[@Dionysian.Cryptid]

The patch finally came out and I'm so excited to see if Giga Monty can still be created

[@AstralSpiff]

Checkin it tomorrow, video in a couple days

[@Dionysian.Cryptid]

@@AstralSpiff I'm planning on catching the stream before work :)

[@littlemittenz7553]

Deffinettly like your voice over, and your gameplay!

[@masterpig5s]

You’ve heard of pencil sharpening, now get ready for pizza speed runs

[@Mocha-Latte]

That was the most pitiful pizza I’ve ever seen

[@Nick0024]

Speedrunners - are superhumans...

[@Natp69]

0:53 is this the category where nipple% and butter dog put butter on da dog% would be categorized?

[@theshedman8337]

3:07 you have just proven to me that theoretically the tops of doors can glitch you out the map I have an Idea in mind he he he he he he

[@theshedman8337]

I will beat you to it

[@Bxyzfnf]

security breach is turning into mario speedrun

[@exquisitecorpse__]

Thats an awful looking Pizza

[@ediblepi]

Wait…did I hear that right…a area of the game that isn’t completely jank??? Na. Must be hearing things.

[@samuelcoleman9114]

Please, try a doorless, whether it's all doors, or just security pass doors and/or the big gate doors.

[@Kaitri]

Idk how i got here. Tbh SB speedruns dont speak to me, yet this was quite interesting

[@yaboy6591]

Matpat, The Game Theorist, mentioned you in the fnaf live stream :D

[@harm0ny_]

Very excited for Spiff merch! :)