THE IMPERIUM'S WORST JOBS - Part 5 | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore / History

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Luetin09

Luetin09

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@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
Head to displate.com/luetin or use my code LUETIN to unlock exclusive access to the best Displate deal before it’s gone! We return to the bleak horror of the Worst Jobs in the Imperium of Mankind -- and yes -- this is one of many continuing series that I am moving forward with finally ! Next up - Dark Origins - if you enjoyed, please do drop a 👍LIKE for the content
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte Ай бұрын
Thanks for another video!
@eddie657
@eddie657 Ай бұрын
I've been waiting for a reason to finally buy a displate art piece and I can't think of a greater reason then this! 2 birds with 1 stone!
@NielsMulvad
@NielsMulvad Ай бұрын
Hey Luetin, I would like to suggest that you make the series into one big video. It's great for the algoritm as they get picked up when we are sleeping. 1-2h long videos don't get caught up in it the same way. But a 5-8-12h one. hehe, that would be easy bacon.
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
@@eddie657 me too tbh lol I was quite pleased the opportunity gave me a chance to try, and not disappointed either.
@sotiriospeithis6659
@sotiriospeithis6659 Ай бұрын
Nice
@Grim-Crusader
@Grim-Crusader Ай бұрын
I work in an iron foundry IRL. Heat, noise and iron dust galore. I am a millwright who keeps the machines running. Upon each completed repair, i say a little prayer. My coworkers give me strange looks. I laugh to myself and think Omnisiah bless these unknowing fools 😂😂😂
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
This must feel surreal if youre also into 40K lol
@TVdinnermasterchef
@TVdinnermasterchef Ай бұрын
I've been a metallurgist for over a decade. In my experience, the omnisiah is a fickle god, shit breaks faster than you can light the sacred incences.
@Jagecage
@Jagecage Ай бұрын
I legit have a tag saying “praise the omnissiah” at my IT job on our server racks and tell my coworkers about blessing the machine spirits in our server room
@timothylong3110
@timothylong3110 Ай бұрын
I’m about midway through trade school as a welder/fitter and even as I work at servitor level projects the omnissiah has blessed me many times with a quality weld.
@DirtHermit
@DirtHermit Ай бұрын
When I worked in the Chemical Factory, we (there were about 5 of us in Maintenance that played 40k)had painted the Mechanicus Cog on our Lock-Out Tags 😂
@wanderslostify
@wanderslostify Ай бұрын
I work in a 45 floor skyscraper. There is a guy assigned only to maintain lights. This is not a trivial task. Large chandeliers hang over 2 story atriums, there are dozens of sorts of bulbs, fixtures are often intricate to disassemble. It is by no means a hellish job. But, even at that diminutive scale, (by 40k standards) it is never the case that every bulb is working. He will work his entire career without ever getting all the lights operational.
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
This is why I often say, we're already in 40K lol
@anthonylulham3473
@anthonylulham3473 Ай бұрын
The Forth bridge is never fully painted. by the time they finish it, its time to go again!
@mistercmartin
@mistercmartin Ай бұрын
​@@anthonylulham3473 I45 the Gulf Freeway running from Houston to Galveston, Texas is like this. The joke here is, "When was construction completed on the Gulf Freeway? Trick question: there has always been construction on the Gulf Freeway." By the time they finish construction near Galveston, they have already restarted reconstruction at Houston.
@ThommyofThenn
@ThommyofThenn Ай бұрын
​@@Luetin09​Correct. It surprises me seeing some fans editing their irl heroes into 40k images. Like you realise it's not at all admirable to emulate behaviour of these people? I think a lot of 40K serves as satire regarding how man's more primitive, reptilian savagery is right under the skin. At the same time mocking how easily we dive into ignorant superstition and fear when faced with challengee
@theoldcurmudgeon7649
@theoldcurmudgeon7649 Ай бұрын
check out the Candle Knave in Terry Prachett's book "Unseen Academicals".
@azzyx8870
@azzyx8870 Ай бұрын
At this point I think we need to just call these "Jobs in the Imperium" They all seem fairly horrendous.
@kodaxmax
@kodaxmax Ай бұрын
and often worringly similar to real life jobs
@garretth8224
@garretth8224 Ай бұрын
​@@kodaxmaxNot at all, at least you have a choice in what job you do.
@kodaxmax
@kodaxmax Ай бұрын
@@garretth8224 most people don't.
@sigismundafvolsung5526
@sigismundafvolsung5526 Ай бұрын
@@kodaxmaxcan confirm. There are really only three industries you can go into here. If you get a job outside of those you’re super lucky
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 Ай бұрын
The imperium's best job next? Though this might be a short one.
@reillyobrien4372
@reillyobrien4372 Ай бұрын
Whoever is in charge of carving skulls onto things has gotta be the busiest man in the Imperium.
@amberchrome
@amberchrome Сағат бұрын
Busier than a paper hanger in a windstorm
@s.jackson4603
@s.jackson4603 Ай бұрын
The Imperium's worst jobs part 1 was what got me into 40k lore in the first place. Love these ❤
@CryptidRenfri
@CryptidRenfri Ай бұрын
Same honestly
@PutrescereBear
@PutrescereBear Ай бұрын
"These young people just don't want to work no more." The jobs that are hiring:
@dee3246
@dee3246 Ай бұрын
True!
@cthuludreams1
@cthuludreams1 Ай бұрын
​@dee3246 not even remotely.
@stuppittyhed
@stuppittyhed Ай бұрын
@@cthuludreams1 yeah it is bud. get a job
@armstrong2052
@armstrong2052 Ай бұрын
Called my Chinese friend the other day to see how things are going. He said "can't complain".😅
@dee3246
@dee3246 Ай бұрын
@@armstrong2052 called my servitor buddy the other day to ask him hows it going. He said "NO ANOMALYS DETECTED" Classic Servitor!
@HoJSimpson
@HoJSimpson Ай бұрын
My Nachos come out of the oven and Luetin drops a Vid? A blessing by the Emperor for sure.
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
that sounds a little TOO convenient to me... might require some additional questions about where youve been worshipping lately
@HoJSimpson
@HoJSimpson Ай бұрын
@@Luetin09 Mr Commissar, why are you cocking your Bolt pistol?
@sigismundafvolsung5526
@sigismundafvolsung5526 Ай бұрын
Sounds like slaanesh blessed you to me. Might be nurgle depending on how your tummy feels today lol
@filanfyretracker
@filanfyretracker Ай бұрын
@@Luetin09 Clearly they have been praying to the Omnisiah because the oven produced in time for the video.
@HoJSimpson
@HoJSimpson Ай бұрын
@@filanfyretracker Blessed be the machine spirit.
@abdou.the.heretic
@abdou.the.heretic Ай бұрын
Those 9pm videos on a rainy night hit different. Before bed legion (BBL lol) assemble!
@zalophuscalifornianus5457
@zalophuscalifornianus5457 Ай бұрын
In the grim darkness of the 2020s, there is no sleep, only luetin
@abdou.the.heretic
@abdou.the.heretic Ай бұрын
@@zalophuscalifornianus5457 sleeping after an earful of Luetin is a great blessing bestowed upon us by his God, Algo.
@firescale8912
@firescale8912 Ай бұрын
Let's. Fucking. Go.
@pauldunny2951
@pauldunny2951 Ай бұрын
Present! 🫡
@novaglow1466
@novaglow1466 Ай бұрын
It's going to be a good night.
@benbutler2143
@benbutler2143 Ай бұрын
I love the quote, "...there's still always a step down..."
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Ай бұрын
It can always get worse!
@jonathansimerly5550
@jonathansimerly5550 Ай бұрын
I don't play Warhammer. I've never read any Warhammer. I listen to Luetin. I didn't even blink at "door opening mechanism" Merely nodded. 🤦‍♂️
@guyincognito959
@guyincognito959 Ай бұрын
The idea of servitors really makes absolutely certain that everyone understands how much the average person is worth in the grim darkness of the far future....
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Ай бұрын
@@guyincognito959 Servitoris Imperpetuitis. Ad infernam et damnatio perpetuam.
@jamesmacnab8945
@jamesmacnab8945 Ай бұрын
Just in time for the nightly sleep club. Thank you lore master.
@tomfurstyfield
@tomfurstyfield Ай бұрын
For the Zzzzzzzz
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 Ай бұрын
Nighty night boyz
@Sofakroken90
@Sofakroken90 Ай бұрын
Same here, in bed while listening to this😊
@Mr_Carnage
@Mr_Carnage Ай бұрын
Good night Brothers!
@ulysees321
@ulysees321 Ай бұрын
Sleep club unite 😴
@NornQueenKya
@NornQueenKya Ай бұрын
I'm sure there are content creators plugged into machines that have to keep cranking out content 24/7 to keep up with galactic demand
@saeyabor
@saeyabor Ай бұрын
Luetin, she's onto you!
@garretth8224
@garretth8224 Ай бұрын
Plenty of creators are the machines. AI managed channels are a thing, they generate constant content.
@jezusbloodie
@jezusbloodie Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, their hard work got for no compensation pulled into data sets to train generative "artificial" "intellegence" and now we have trulybhave an endless stream of "content" "creators" pumping 24/7 the internet full with meaningles noninformation
@ksh2596
@ksh2596 Ай бұрын
That would not be out of place in a dystopian like Huxley's Brave New World But in 40K though, I'm not sure because who has time to actually watch content?
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 20 күн бұрын
@@garretth8224and the quality of the content shows
@stapleman007
@stapleman007 Ай бұрын
If I was captured by orks, I'd paint my entire body red and claim no one is fast enough to catch me.
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 Ай бұрын
Genius
@collinb.8542
@collinb.8542 Ай бұрын
Uses Orkish Warp energy to turn himself into The Flash lmao.
@mikefewkes2172
@mikefewkes2172 Ай бұрын
unfortunately this relies on the orks believing that red humies are fast. feels to me like theyd just as likely say "That red humies been out in the sun too long" or "I heard the red ones taster better"
@ryansauchuk7290
@ryansauchuk7290 Ай бұрын
DIGGANOBZ
@logansmall5148
@logansmall5148 Ай бұрын
Better yet paint yourself purple and say that it's great that no one can see you.
@LV426-Acheron
@LV426-Acheron Ай бұрын
I work in my country's biggest bank's contact center as a telesales operator. Constant noise, constant talking, fake smiles, fake collegues, you are always watched, examined , evaluated. Your performance, your nummbers, your percentages are everything . Brakes are short and if you are late even with a second you have to be accounted for it. They are constantly watching, listening you, evaluating your every word. The ones who work there for a longer time, are not even bothered to learn your name, or want to get to know you. Workforce is constantly fluctuating, so if you havent been work there for 3-4 months, they dont even want to really get to know you. But we have fruit days, which is nice. And my immediate superior is the nicest lady ever, she is always there to help or support us , so that is really a good thing. But other than that....A bleak corpo nightmare.
@willmosse3684
@willmosse3684 Ай бұрын
Yeah, that sounds grim man. 40K is, after all, a parody of our own world…
@andrew3203
@andrew3203 Ай бұрын
There is something to say about things that could always get worse. People might not get fired, but set on fire for failing a job task. Or your work screen might get infected with ruin code or data-daemons or even a Necron empathic virus. Or the vox headphones may connect to a planet lost in the Warp 5000 years ago. And then you start eating your co-workers.
@free_at_last8141
@free_at_last8141 Ай бұрын
You're a medieval serf. "Oh no!" In the 40k Universe. "Oh yea!"
@iamdigory
@iamdigory Ай бұрын
Your honest review style ads are awesome, I hope your sponsors are paying you twice what they world pay someone that does straight ad reads. I actually believe what you say about the products and I listen to your ads because I'm kinda curious what the products are actually like that get advertised on the other channels.
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
My biggest concern was the adhesive elements on the wall, but I think ultimately, any mounting will require some fixing up. I discussed with others too, and actually most ppl seemed fine with it. Ive enjoyed that I can just put them up anywhere in minutes. If I run into any issues, I would make a community post about it. But as I said, I plan to get at least a couple more.
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 Ай бұрын
​@Luetin09 a refreshingly responsible approach, admirable mate.
@piotrcthlu
@piotrcthlu Ай бұрын
Indeed. This is awesome advertisement even if by accident 😅
@Von_Langstein
@Von_Langstein Ай бұрын
@@Luetin09 I can attest to their robustness. I had a displate fall off the wall once (my magnet was not attached well enough as I thought). When it fell, the art and metal were completely fine, the wall baseboard however had one of the bottom poster corners embedded into the wood like it was a throwing ninja star lmao. Tough as heck, wont rip and tear up like old posters.
@nilsggr
@nilsggr Ай бұрын
Luminal Servant sounds like an absolutely amazing job when my alternatives are being turned to mulch by tyranids, loading gigantic space guns, making food bars from corpses, just wander about and light candles sounds like a breeze.
@FormerGovernmentHuman
@FormerGovernmentHuman Ай бұрын
As long as it’s not on a flesh tearer’s ship or chapter monastery. It would basically be Bram’s Dracula except instead of polite dinner conversation you light candles and avoid super human demigod vampires who get off on cannibalism. But still better than alot of jobs in the Imperium.
@micha5112
@micha5112 Ай бұрын
Being with your narration as long as I am, make me appreciate when you share those little details about your personal space. Even if it's conveniently connected to advertisement. I probably won't be the only one who remember how few years ago you've said. That you will only advertise things connected thematically to the Chanel. And You delivered. True to your words. That's really nice of You. Thanks Lut. Thanks for being real with us. :)
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
I do plan on making a small vid showcasing things when its done, but Im not quite there yet.
@Wheres_the_money_lebowski
@Wheres_the_money_lebowski Ай бұрын
Been playing Frostpunk 2 a lot lately and had the thought that a City builder type game would work really well in 40k.
@Cobalt059
@Cobalt059 Ай бұрын
Ah, my sleep medication has arrived. Thank you Dr Luetin.
@headshot531
@headshot531 Ай бұрын
i basically think of orks like chimpanzees with more developed frontal lobes lol. like they could be having a blast one minute or superficially enjoying their servants company then the next second theyre ripping your face and arms off then beating you to death with them. five minutes later they ask “whered me humey go?”
@Saul_Aura_Jester
@Saul_Aura_Jester Ай бұрын
Only an hour late? Last time I caught a Luetin drop this early, Leandros was still following the chain of command and taking orders from Captain Titus.
@Tacoguy1000
@Tacoguy1000 Ай бұрын
Ork butler sounds like your average day as a space marine serf to a tee.
@es68951
@es68951 Ай бұрын
I got “50s housewife” vibes
@screamingcactus1753
@screamingcactus1753 27 күн бұрын
Space Marine serfs are often failed Space Marine aspirants. Even though they failed the trials, they still had to be exceptional to be tested in the first place and surivie, and so are often well respected within their chapter and considered fellow brothers, as much a part of the chapter as any astartes. Being a space marine serf may in fact be a better deal than being a space marine proper.
@MantraHerbInchSin
@MantraHerbInchSin Ай бұрын
Thank you Luetin. There are three things I listen to at night while trying to fall asleep. It takes usualy 4-6 hours. Warhammer 40K lore, science stuff ( yeah that is broad, everything from dinosaurs to black holes and Roanoke Gaming explaining how Necromorphs works) and thunder storms. Though, I am suffering from chronic nightmares,and I might get influenced from what I listen to.... But it is worth it! Most of the time
@justarandomname420
@justarandomname420 Ай бұрын
Have you tried to confront those nightmares head on? Might be worth a shot. You are probably stronger and more capable than you know in that realm.
@CryptidRenfri
@CryptidRenfri Ай бұрын
​@@justarandomname420 lucid dreaming is a hell of a lot of fun lol. Even partially.
@CryptidRenfri
@CryptidRenfri Ай бұрын
A fellow Chad Roanoke Games enjoyer? Aye!
@kemarisite
@kemarisite Ай бұрын
10:24 "as replacable as ammunition", Imperial Japan actually referred to their infantry as bullets, and conscripts as rin-sen (IIRC), the cost of the postage required for their conscription notice.
@ikhidealigbeh514
@ikhidealigbeh514 Ай бұрын
Once again the Emperor's strongest Loremaster takes the field
@farkasmactavish
@farkasmactavish Ай бұрын
29:24 aboid the voidship
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
lmao, what happened to me... Tzeentch in the BRAIN...😖
@chrisjvas
@chrisjvas Ай бұрын
@@Luetin09the KZbin pattern dreadnought is taking its toll on you, marine.
@helios7170
@helios7170 Ай бұрын
Missed a beat by not suggesting an Imperial Lumen could end their pitiful lives by being rendered down into the wax necessary to produce more candles
@KevVIII
@KevVIII Ай бұрын
11:42 I gotta wonder: what if the forgotten primarch was introduced into this world. If an ork invasion happens in a human world before primarch can fully mature, and thus taken as a slave for orks, eventually this primarch would obviously reign over all other orks as a warboss, if not a warlord. Imagine the success the resulting Waaagh would cause. The destruction, the evolution of orks also. It would take a legion to shatter them. It would also mean that Emps might see this son irredeemable. But the world cannot know about a primarch who sided with a xenos. Honestly the story writes itself. And would be a powerful, non-chaos or mutation reason that Emps would expunge one of 20 from all records.
@daijme
@daijme Ай бұрын
Didn't Gulliman have knowledge of them, but decided to get mind wiped of it
@FormerGovernmentHuman
@FormerGovernmentHuman Ай бұрын
That would certainly be cool af but it’s now canon Guilliman and I think Dorne had their memories wiped of what happened because they had trouble dealing with it. They also cared about either both the missing primarchs or atleast one a great deal so had to have some background relationships with them. It’s also implied The Ultramarines took on alot of the lost legions hence their numbers. So a primarch that grew up on a world either allied or extremely tolerant of xenos who couldn’t handle the xenociding turned on the Emperor or they were turned by some xenos threat, mind slaved or something terrible. Maybe enslavers took control of them or the Rangdan. Just speculating, however as cool as it would be to have a umie primarch warbass as an avatar of gork and mork I don’t think it’s possible now.
@andrew3203
@andrew3203 Ай бұрын
All Primarchs were imbued at their creation with a Warp Spirit, crafted from myth and legend. Like the hydra, salamander, wolf, vampire etc. It is uncertain what archetype did the 'lost' Primarchs had, but going from what Corax has become, they may be lost into the Warp or became minor Chaos Gods like Malice.
@Youbetternowatchthis
@Youbetternowatchthis Ай бұрын
57th Cadian Sleep Regiment report in immediately!
@adammoore251
@adammoore251 Ай бұрын
🖖🏼
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 Ай бұрын
They, urm,... fell
@xuk6042
@xuk6042 Ай бұрын
​@@jamesdreads7828we are simply holding the floor down! 😂
@micha5112
@micha5112 Ай бұрын
Yes sir!
@t_k_blitz4837
@t_k_blitz4837 Ай бұрын
Zzzzzzz...
@megatwin711
@megatwin711 Ай бұрын
For the Luminal Servant, I think you found an idea that particularly and poignantly exemplifies 40k's conflicting tones and diametric themes - both amazing and horrifying, for one lol. The concept, and your presentation of it, captured me on an emotional level that rose above mundane, factual consideration of some human's 'job' that i might read in a lore primer. There's something powerful in imagining the reality of a luminal servant, and the fact that i don't know why i think is the goal of every 40k author out there. Great job Luetin!
@joshuamerron5137
@joshuamerron5137 Ай бұрын
Perfect timing mate. Keeps me sane on my 14.5 hour shifts 😅
@jasonkrisko6217
@jasonkrisko6217 Ай бұрын
14 hour shifts? Wtf does you do? And I hope the compensation is worth it.
@BenDover-cq6rr
@BenDover-cq6rr Ай бұрын
Is your job in the video?
@joshuamerron5137
@joshuamerron5137 Ай бұрын
@@jasonkrisko6217 😅 security. The money is really good.
@willrogers3498
@willrogers3498 Ай бұрын
same! I just wish the videos were longer, and there was more, hahaha. I've listened to every video on his channel, probably 20 times.
Ай бұрын
​@@joshuamerron5137same, except embassy security
@Morjensful
@Morjensful Ай бұрын
Thanks Luetin. Your stuff has been a veritable astronomican in the warp storm of life disappointment and adversity. Thank you for helping me sleep, and providing a means to escape.
@abc123yoyo
@abc123yoyo Ай бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a Luetin video. I click it. I lay down in bed. I consider ordering a displate. Then I fall asleep.
@hege6300
@hege6300 Ай бұрын
Loremaster has blessed us with another video! The Emperor be praised!
@bazig2070
@bazig2070 Ай бұрын
IF I would survive until 12, and that's a big if...90% chance I'd end up getting my hind bits shot off in Astra Militarum or scrubbing an underhive as a lost, malfunctioning servitor. So much for dreams of galavanting about as an Inquisitor...
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
Those Industrial Hive Air Scrubbers wont clean themselves... get going ...
@awesomehpt8938
@awesomehpt8938 Ай бұрын
If you think that your job is horrible just be grateful you don’t have a job in the imperium.
@RikkiestAndTikkiest
@RikkiestAndTikkiest Ай бұрын
"In the imperium, most citizens will never leave the world of their birth..." Hate to break it to you, but... I don't think we're getting off world, either.
@inthefade
@inthefade Ай бұрын
I'm just waking up. Good luck sleep club, I'm putting on some coffee and watching this as I get to work.
@twurtle12hd39
@twurtle12hd39 Ай бұрын
32:45 shoutout to the servitor in like the first mission of the necromunda video game that u punch repeatedly to get to open a door
@predestruction8235
@predestruction8235 Ай бұрын
Sleep Squad, Report to Duty!
@karmadyllic
@karmadyllic Ай бұрын
Sleep? This is my fodder for wandering off to my night shift with the optimism of 'it could be worse' allied with the balance of 'I'll be sure to make sure that my boss' day is at least a little bit worse than mine'. It's only fair really.
@micha5112
@micha5112 Ай бұрын
Yawn... :)
@t_k_blitz4837
@t_k_blitz4837 Ай бұрын
:snore:
@mrclown985
@mrclown985 24 күн бұрын
having to hit 10 minutes just to finally hear the jobs is wicked work
@PriceNotRight
@PriceNotRight Ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOOO, THE HOOD CLASSIC IS BACK
@es68951
@es68951 Ай бұрын
CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
@michaelwangenstein8434
@michaelwangenstein8434 Ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE EYE OF TERROR WITH THIS ONE
@user-rw6in1dm5l
@user-rw6in1dm5l Ай бұрын
I'm in the hood listening to luetin❤crazy how bro has everyone locked in😂
@awesomehpt8938
@awesomehpt8938 Ай бұрын
Ive been reading the vaults of Terra book series. And often the books characters talk about how you’ve got people working at the space ports in 22 hour shifts. And people going through gruelling shifts in vellum factories. When Terra descends into anarchy none of the inquisitorial staff or security forces are able to get proper rest for weeks. Being fuelled by recaf and stimulants. Such work lives sound absolutely soul crushing.
@TORRENTzt
@TORRENTzt Ай бұрын
Thankyou Luetin, this series got me into the universe and the lore in general way back, and I am ever grateful for it.
@kaneworsnop1007
@kaneworsnop1007 Ай бұрын
I'm glad that you only showed your back in the footage as even that was enough for me to be like 'no you're ruining the illusion!' I don't know what you look like and have wondered why you never show yourself on camera, and have been curious as to what you look like. However that brief glimpse of you from behind made me realise that I prefer the mystery. I don't know if this relates to others, or if I'm just weird 😂 Maybe I just imagine you as someone out of the 40k universe with an extended lobe to contain the memcores necessary to store all your knowledge, or maybe you have quills for fingers to scratch out your scripts onto vellum. Either way, I don't think that I could handle the reality!
@Luetin09
@Luetin09 Ай бұрын
I can understand Ive had that same connect with channels Ive listened to for a long time, but its not a big deal for me lol its just easier on the editing. Im not one of those people who will require myself to be obscured at every event or guest spot on other shows - plus I often facecam on livestream etc.
@gregoryjordan1740
@gregoryjordan1740 Ай бұрын
​@Luetin09 saw you on Paint Perspective already
@christianbrown7442
@christianbrown7442 Ай бұрын
Lutin is an emaciated man chainsmoking in his survival bunker surrounded by chaotic towers of books, No amount proof can convince me otherwise
@jamesdreads7828
@jamesdreads7828 Ай бұрын
I just finished rewatching this series, well timed. Thanks luetin, you really made this vast maze of a lore approachable for me
@4ja2vi0
@4ja2vi0 Ай бұрын
32:15 My favorite Space Marine 2 servitor dialog is when a tech priest questions the servitor's efficiency, the dialog goes as follows. Tech Priest: Servitor, your efficiency levels are below optimal, explain. Servitor: Damage. Tech Priest: Define the damage. Servitor: Spine Compromised. Tech Priest: Have you not received pain suppressants? Servitor: Suppressants administered, damage severe. Tech Priest: (Sigh) Report to the surgical bay. If we can not replace the discs, you'll be put to some other use. Servitor: Compliance. The servitors answering with such melancholy makes for some dark comedy, but also shows how dehumanizing much of the imperium can be. Edit: Went full dodo and misspelt imperium as imperiam.
@coryling4014
@coryling4014 Ай бұрын
Always pumped for new lue content! I think the way you described the luminor servant is one of the most creative and interesting non-standard imperial jobs I’ve ever heard of, and loved it! Also, since I’m a journeyman plumber, my ears pricked up at the void ship sanitation job. I immediately imagined some kind of massive relic sewer snake and power plunger! Great stuff, man!
@guyinapandasuit2691
@guyinapandasuit2691 Ай бұрын
@Luetin09 I will have you know good sir, that @32:00 While I was playing with my "New to 40k" friends, That is exactly how it was. Haha. My buddy was quite mortified when he saw the servitor in the wall, and my reaction was exactly as you'd described. haha Space Marine 2 has done so much for 40k by putting it in a mainstream spotlight. So many people I know are getting into the hobby now and even a few are looking into the books and tabletop! It makes me so happy. I just hope GW uses all of this newfound popularity to flesh out the Smaller factions. Tau and Votann need some love!
@logatype9254
@logatype9254 Ай бұрын
I work at a very prominent juice and soup manufacturer and after seeing and hearing stories of all the animals that are mixed into vegetables during harvest (sometimes still alive while being processed) were are quite often drinking a version of corpse paste BUT there is very potentially extra protein in your favorite meals which is good for maintaining muscle and energy on the battlefield and the tyranids would approve of the biomass not being wasted
@yaelz6043
@yaelz6043 Ай бұрын
Stop reminding us that we are worse than the nids. We know. We just want to forget.
@overseer109
@overseer109 Ай бұрын
Hear me out. A short story or book about a perpetual ork butler. Gets assigned to brutal tasks and dies constantly but he keeps coming back to life much to the orks' amusement. Sometimes he fights back, sometimes he rolls with the punches (literally), sometimes he's fighting himself on the brink of insanity as the countless deaths blend together
@SithAssassin
@SithAssassin Ай бұрын
So I’ve never played one game but randomly one day one of your videos was recommended and I instantly became hooked and fascinated by the lore
@netman446
@netman446 Ай бұрын
Lmao, there's some npcs in the Space Marine 2 game where one guy was sent to be a sanitation worker since he was blind. The guy went blind from his previous job by the same boss.
@leandrocastello309
@leandrocastello309 Ай бұрын
"Septic dives are to be conducted blind"
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy Ай бұрын
I did an aprenticeship as an electrician, we needed to install a floodlight on a 3 story high foyer with planks amd ladders. The worst part was that you needed to install it with your arms up. The installation alone took 9 hours, after which i couldnt move my arms for 2 days... Which was my weekend of course
@MusicWhore10
@MusicWhore10 Ай бұрын
Ahhh, I was just looking for this evenings bedtime material. Thanks Lore Master! Sleep gang represent 🤙
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere Ай бұрын
This is why your channel will be always my default source for lore videos, your intake of the horror that is the endless nonsensical and mostly absurd toil the Imperial citizens have to endure is, for me, what defines 40k. Also I have never sleeped so well in years. A horrible imperial job could be vox cast serf
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 Ай бұрын
There's no mercy for the oatless
@jm8254
@jm8254 Ай бұрын
The quality of work is amazing. Your consistency pleases the imperium
@jacobstrong1494
@jacobstrong1494 Ай бұрын
4:05 to skip the extra long ad read
@PeanutButterBagel
@PeanutButterBagel Ай бұрын
With the amount of effort Lutein puts into his videos, I would gladly sit through a little ad read to help improve his watch time and metrics.
@NotJosh99
@NotJosh99 Ай бұрын
"There's an ad on my free content!?😡 How dare he!!! I must warn everyone!😭😭😭" - Some Silly Goober, 2024
@Jakal_205
@Jakal_205 Ай бұрын
​@@NotJosh99 let me fill you in on something. It doesn't matter if you watch the ad or not. Leutin is still getting paid by the sponsor.
@horatio_
@horatio_ Ай бұрын
Luetins gotta eat man. Let my man cook
@wawawuu1514
@wawawuu1514 28 күн бұрын
​@@PeanutButterBagel I love his content, but I wouldn't. Especially not since I'm not the target audience.
@JamesStephens-qk9xo
@JamesStephens-qk9xo Ай бұрын
The Emperor protects, the Loremaster provides. This series is probably my favorite. It’s a constant reminder that our world may be rough, but at least I’m not one amongst untold billions crammed into a hive city.
@ms_myshots
@ms_myshots Ай бұрын
I remember you bringing up an administratum scribe in one of these as being boring and repetitive to the point of madness - as an autistic person, this would be like winning the jackpot, I think. I get to be in a nice, safe archive deep in a hive world, mostly left to myself to do the same thing every day, and praised for being overly meticulous? Oh yeah. Some days I'd rather live as an imperial scribe than do my actual real life job 😅
@stroke2676
@stroke2676 Ай бұрын
Luetin09 probably talks about the warp and time for an hour, then he decides that the imperium´s worst job segment subject is handled to completion.
@cryHAVOC884
@cryHAVOC884 Ай бұрын
To expand on the "Luminal Servant:" I'd imagine that the position is "honorary" or "penitent" on a starship. Someone is chosen and begins at one end of a ship, lighting every cande. Once. There is such an obnoxious amount of candles that it takes decades to re-light them all, finally at the end of their journey, the servant's body just shuts down out of sheer exhaustion or they're turned into a servitor to make one more round trip to replace candles that have run out of wax. As there are a thematically infinite number of people on ships, a Luminary Servant lights the "last candle" every 24 hours.
@jakobfeatherstone7607
@jakobfeatherstone7607 Ай бұрын
Vid starts at 4:40
@The_Mimewar
@The_Mimewar Ай бұрын
The…sincerity? The…thoroughness of your effort, is amazing. Thank you Luetin09.
@yuuts2619
@yuuts2619 Ай бұрын
For the Emperor.
@ryan.1990
@ryan.1990 Ай бұрын
​@@DuncanChristopher-ek5vnHeretic!!!!
@Kennyselman
@Kennyselman Ай бұрын
All I can think is, I have a chance to watch this a day later, and enjoy it over a nice cup of caff with Breakfast. Relaxing day off for sure.
@kaidorade1317
@kaidorade1317 Ай бұрын
Watching this video while using the bathroom on company time!
@dyla12116
@dyla12116 Ай бұрын
Two things: I watched that entire ad because I genuinely thought you really liked what you were advertising. My dog and I love to fall asleep to your videos. He lays by my phone and listens to you and I pass out.
@wratched
@wratched Ай бұрын
Being an Ork slave seems farily tolerable to anyone who had an abusive childhood.
@justjuanengineer
@justjuanengineer Ай бұрын
i love how the intros for Luetin vids have just kept getting longer. this man got a phd in yapponomics and im here for it 🤙🏻
@wowjassun
@wowjassun Ай бұрын
First
@thebaap3145
@thebaap3145 Ай бұрын
second
@OneReallyGrumpyJill
@OneReallyGrumpyJill Ай бұрын
that one made me giggle: - do your job and collect relics - ignore the whispers in your head - bring said relics back, get shot for them being corrupted - ??????
@geonsilberlicht4632
@geonsilberlicht4632 Ай бұрын
You know what? That luminal servant part really made me realize what makes you, Baldermort and Arch stand out so far above most 40k lore channels is best showcased in your ability to speculate on it. (Calling Baldermort's stories speculating on 40k, but it works on the same principles) You don't speculate wildly or blindly - you have been thorough and diligent enough that you don't just know so many of the relevant minutiae that you seldomly end up making mistakes, but you know the tone of the Universe to the point that the results of your speculations reliably match it.
@CaptainC319
@CaptainC319 20 күн бұрын
It was on this day, November 4, 2024, at 1242PM Central, I completed the Luetin WARHAMMER 40,000 - LORE / HISTORY [ In Order ] in its entirety. Thank you for the decade of work Lore Master.
@JohanCardel
@JohanCardel Ай бұрын
Sometimes I think my job is annoying or boring, but after hearing this series I just looooove my job. Thanks!
@braincellar
@braincellar 25 күн бұрын
Really enjoyed this, Tom. 100% the spirit of the game and best steps for progression. Very much needed after a round 5 scorched earth slap down last night!
@malcire
@malcire Ай бұрын
I didn't know about door servitors until Dark Tide. My response was just that it seemed quite impractical (given you need those organic parts kept alive in an otherwise mechanical structure). And then thought, "Yeah, that tracks."
@GordonFreeman-sl6pi
@GordonFreeman-sl6pi 26 күн бұрын
I'd like to thank Luetin for his work, but also something he's (imo) not praised enough for. Many of us Luetin's fans are not native-english speakers. Yet he articulates and enunciates so well, I've never needed the (rather shitty) automatically generated subtitles. I am convinced this gave him the ability to touch a much wider audience. Keep up the good work !
@Mesos92
@Mesos92 12 күн бұрын
In regards to the luminal servant, something about maintaining a flame for the adeptus mechanicus is neat. A symbol of the spark of invention, our first expression of human ingenuity provided by the Omnissiah. Providing the spiritual impact of light and technological potential of its use.
@DelaV3
@DelaV3 Ай бұрын
I was basically a luminal at my last job at a large factory. All I did was replace light bulbs and do maintenance on lighting.
@crazediamond
@crazediamond Ай бұрын
imperiums worst jobs 1 was the first i'd ever heard of warhammer 40k, now i sub to a couple of lore channels because of it
@rainasy1766
@rainasy1766 Ай бұрын
as a "proud" member of the luetin sleep club and on weekends the sole member of the luetin drunk club... luetin there is no channel like yours. they all try but they fall flat. luetin is the god emperor, all else is heresy
@DarkoSiljanoski
@DarkoSiljanoski Ай бұрын
Talking there about how the ordinary citizens of the imperium live their life’s mostly working… it got me thinking, what horrors do the children must be going through, with their parents being in their role almost all of the time, what happens when you are born, who keeps up with you. What about newborns in a toxic hive city, how do they survive. You ought to make a video on those topics in the future…
@ArchCone
@ArchCone Ай бұрын
Nothing better than a Luetin lore video.
@Dragon_Lord_Placidusax_
@Dragon_Lord_Placidusax_ Ай бұрын
New Warhammer fan here! Been enjoying all your lore videos and wanna show my appreciation for this cool ass fictional narrative! May your next battles be immaculate brother
@danielmatei4590
@danielmatei4590 Ай бұрын
This slowly became my favorite series . I used to work in a paint factory , 40 celsius , no ventilation , opened acetone buckets and diluent , electric mixers not air powered , fire hazards , horrible bosses . Closest i've come to living In WH40k ....so far .
@liamanthonyalanpearson3419
@liamanthonyalanpearson3419 Ай бұрын
Truly the most soul crushing job in the imperium is that of candle ingiteorum. MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF CANDLES EVERYWHERE IN THE MOST POINTLESS AND ABSTRACT OF PLACES. YOU CITIZEN SHALL LIGHT THEM
@Cranberrie123
@Cranberrie123 Ай бұрын
Imagine a cathedral world, with chapels and temples so vast. their halls go for miles and miles, sections of which may even be dilapidated or abandoned. What dark things or people might reside in these unwatched places. Now imagine being a lowly Luminant who accidentally wandered into such a place..
@coryray8436
@coryray8436 Ай бұрын
The displate ad is oddly soothing. Probably the most so of any paid ad I've heard before.
@johndonovan2911
@johndonovan2911 Ай бұрын
That was the longest ad ever thanks for time stamps
@stevvzzie
@stevvzzie Ай бұрын
Yes! The worst jobs series is what got me hooked on your channel!
@Khalith
@Khalith Ай бұрын
I’m reminded of the Bloodlines novel, a group spends some 16 hours a day 7 days a week making Militarum uniforms. When they’re off work they get high af as it’s the only way to deal with the drudgery and misery.
@La_Scaille
@La_Scaille Ай бұрын
Hey Luetin, have you ever thought about doing a lore Q&A? For you, it might be easier than a straight lore video (idk, I'm guessing). And for us, we can get answers to some of our specific unanswered questions. For example: does 40k just sort of hand wave away some of the harder sci-fi bits (like different planets having different gravity), or are there in-universe explanations? Love your channel.
@chasonwommack5023
@chasonwommack5023 Ай бұрын
Oh hell yeah. Bout to grab me some peanut butter and a protien shake and praise the emperor with this.
@Starfighter-nk4mo
@Starfighter-nk4mo Ай бұрын
I adore that art at 29:01 showing the EVA team fixing stuff on an imperial ship. The rudimentary pressure suits for disposable laborers. It looks like it doesn’t even have true life support, it’s just tethered back to the ship for oxygen. Absolutely we know that Space Marines, SOB, and some imperial guard armor is pressurized for use in the open void, but I’ve always wondered what the cheap base-line spacesuit for indentured workers looked like in 40K.
@MrCakerape
@MrCakerape Ай бұрын
We glimpsed the loremaster in the flesh! BY THE EMPORERS BALLS!!!!
@kyleadelaide
@kyleadelaide Ай бұрын
He was interviewed on siege studios if you want a proper glimpse
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