"What happened to the friendly Australian girl who used to work this circulation desk?" "She's gone, ma'am. They've all gone. And We're back."
@burntgrahamcracker28669 жыл бұрын
the incredibly judgmental and pessimistic people who are still unaccountably librarians
@TheJMPJR9 жыл бұрын
"Er, who?"
@burntgrahamcracker28669 жыл бұрын
TheJMPJR watch mitchell and webb look vicar or shop or waiter you'll see
@YKW29 жыл бұрын
jack brearley "I saw you in here last week. I saw you idly leafing through the Classics section and not putting books back on the shelf. I saw you pretending to understand Tolstoy and feigning an interest in Shakespeare, before picking the book with the glossiest cover. We all saw you. And we all thought you were a snooze."
@burntgrahamcracker28669 жыл бұрын
YKW2 why are you saying these things about me? because im trying to help you im trying to show you that you arent enlightened or intelligent with profound ideas you dont have any worthwhile contributions you are meek uninteresting foolish and a bore now lets try something simple i recommend the fifth elephant
@EndlessVacuum10 жыл бұрын
The D.E.N.N.I.S method condensed to 3 minutes. Spectacular.
@soylentgreen60824 жыл бұрын
A fine observation.
@Thom-jj7yr3 жыл бұрын
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
@yourealrightboah94143 жыл бұрын
Its a system
@Football__Junkie2 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Demonstrate your value…
@dansomething77422 жыл бұрын
Step 2: Engage physically
@atklm19 жыл бұрын
And we're back. The super-intellectual, intimidatingly snob people who still unaccountably work in a library.
@FrankyBabes8 жыл бұрын
+atklm1 We've seen you in here, rifling through the DVD section, reading the comics in the newspapers. We were watching you from the staff lounge. And we all thought you were a turd.
@atklm18 жыл бұрын
FrankyBabes Excuse me, what happened to the friendly australian girl who used to work here?
@FrankyBabes8 жыл бұрын
They're gone, sir. They're all gone.
@atklm18 жыл бұрын
Tiwaking Tiwaking It's 2015. Nowadays people ask naked picture online and agree upon time and a place and it's a one time meeting in a place with dimm lights. New one every other week. And they usually come twice as fat and ugly and ten times more annoying as in the pictures. Anything including date and flowers and asking IRL is a fairytale lovestory these days.
@SinOfAugust8 жыл бұрын
+atklm1 Working in a library is bloody awesome!
@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith2 жыл бұрын
This is basically how people find themselves in an abusive relationship only it's a bit more subtle
@tedsmith63857 ай бұрын
Just want to punch Roberts character in the face really hard lmfao
@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch6 ай бұрын
I hate those kind of people... but they are also arogant as sht... because on one hand I don't wanna date them or anything but if it was in school or elswhere my people pleasing insticts kicked in because ... basicly from birth I know I alone against group of poeple can't do shit... welp up until one asshole now I don"t care ... oh there will b group of people bullying me because you want me? I mean grow up byllying girls to get date is mentality of 5 year old ... also why do you think I told you about that my family don't have luck with people... for you to feel sorry for me? nah mate that is just "lightly teliing you I will not date you how, ever you are digging deep in my past wound, so I basicly will giving gifts to you and shit (and be somehow incrisingly offputing) to leave me alone because I don't want to hurt you)
@TheRoadhammer3796 ай бұрын
oh ffs, it's a fucking comedy sketch, you obtuse dullard
@michaeltye23593 жыл бұрын
You know Robert was happy to be able to play the smart mean guy for once 😂
@pietadon3 ай бұрын
But he couldn't pull off smart and just became an elitist arse hole.
@MundaneGray10 жыл бұрын
My local library allows me to request books online, and the hold shelf is self-service, so I can just walk over and get it. Then I use a self-checkout kiosk to check the book out. This enables me to completely avoid all contact with librarians. However, this strategy falls apart when I get home, because a librarian is waiting there for me. And I can't ask her to leave; she'll just point out that she has every right to be there, since we ARE married.
@NickQtasi2 жыл бұрын
Haha, it happens to me too! Classic ☺️👍
@idkimlikereallybored95332 жыл бұрын
that was drôle, well done! (8 years old but still funny)
@Davvg2 жыл бұрын
That’s terrifying, thanks for sharing!
@oliveryt71682 жыл бұрын
@@idkimlikereallybored9533 Ha! A Frenchman!
@idkimlikereallybored95332 жыл бұрын
@@oliveryt7168 uhh im swiss and my mother language actually is italian 😂
@nickc30538 жыл бұрын
Funny how in one episode of Would i lie to you, David Mitchell has to lie about writing columns for a womans magasine so he picks Top sante as the one and everyone was shocked that he actually knew a woman magasine. Must have remembered it from this sketch
@leslielysaght2307 жыл бұрын
If I remember the clip correctly it actually backfires on him because the other team doesn't believe that it's a real magazine.
@krazed04512 ай бұрын
Are you French? Magazine is commonly spelt with a z, even in England.
@kami300017 күн бұрын
@@krazed0451 Kinda funny... 'magasin' (without the e) in French means shop. And I think those paper magazines are called 'hebdo', short for hebdomadaire, which means 'weekly'.
@blackbird56342 жыл бұрын
I once asked a librarian: "May I please use one of the computers?" And he replied: "I've been waiting ten years for someone to ask that question correctly."
@stevenlewis4961 Жыл бұрын
But did you ask correctly? He may still be waiting.
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
@@stevenlewis4961 He might be
@jimreily7538 Жыл бұрын
What did he mean ?
@danfish300 Жыл бұрын
@@jimreily7538 I would assume that it would be the lack of please, but also the fact that most people say "can" instead of "may", of which "may" is technically correct (the best kind of correct).
@WandererTheLost Жыл бұрын
@@jimreily7538 it is probably a plural thing. Most people ask if they can use the computers.
@frankmachin54384 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for this lady....I know it’s just a sketch but I want to give her a hug and tell her it’ll be alright...
@Equinoxe-gp9sq4 жыл бұрын
@Jaysun B A packet of biscuits?
@hobohabsburg8447 Жыл бұрын
Mhm uhuh yeah, there there
@vicinteriano Жыл бұрын
Yeah, sounds like charity.
@vr3824 Жыл бұрын
probably wont be alright in the real world tho
@jamesmcinnis208 Жыл бұрын
Are you willing to devote the time necessary to make sure that it is indeed all right for her? Or do you just want to spend the minimum of time and energy necessary to spew vacuous remarks that make you feel better without a whole lot of regard for her?
@Azrael__3 жыл бұрын
This is what the voices in my head are like.
@obi5013 жыл бұрын
Those voices are right, I've had an idea. would you like to go on a little date with me?
@Hobbyrepubliken7 жыл бұрын
This is what readers of The Game actually believe
@ulrikschackmeyer8484 жыл бұрын
No! But it is a VERY well done satire of what most uninlightened people THINK it is.
@clement5923 жыл бұрын
@@ulrikschackmeyer848 shut up
@ulrikschackmeyer8483 жыл бұрын
@@clement592 about what? Please enlighten me. That is IF you want a sober, enlightening discussion.
@clement5923 жыл бұрын
@@ulrikschackmeyer848there are many synonyms for enlightened
@edwardheaney36413 жыл бұрын
@@clement592 Guess your answer is no
@cmoor86165 жыл бұрын
Did I just see a prototype formation of every abusive relationship EVER?
@EmperorBeef9 жыл бұрын
Oddly prescient Benedict Cumberbatch impression considering the date of this sketch.
@danahaljulaibi36289 жыл бұрын
i thought of him too!
@donnie80328 жыл бұрын
+KrakenJack You mean in Sherlock, with Molly?
@derangedband7 жыл бұрын
if only the librarian was shooting holes into a wall when he shouts "BORED" xD
@NotoriousLightning3 ай бұрын
Bennie would never be this cruel.
@PenneySoundsАй бұрын
The best part is Robert Webb used to be on Bruiser with Martin Freeman.
@alexscott12578 ай бұрын
When I was at university I knew a librarian that was somewhat like this. She would sometimes scoff and laugh at me and actually told me that a book I was getting out would be too complicated for me whilst giving me a patronising smile. I told her that I was coming back after graduation to do a Masters and she laughed and said "You? A Masters? I hardly think that would be suitable for someone like you!" A couple of years later I got a job creating a digital archive and this library owned all of the original material that was to be digitised and this lady made it as hard for me to access the library as she possibly could. She wrote a long string of emails about my conduct because I had suggested that as an alumni of the university it seemed excessive to have me bring two forms of ID and fill out a form every single day. My friend who was supervising the project asked if I couldn't just be a bit more agreeable with the staff at the library. A few days later he had to come to the library with another member of the project team and when he finally got through the access gate he said "I'm sorry, I see what you mean about them now! She seems to really enjoy all of this!"
@jamesmcinnis2088 ай бұрын
"Alumni" is plural (or "alumnae" for multiple female-only graduates). You were an alumnus (or alumna, if female).
@FlyingFox867 ай бұрын
Okay, two questions: 1) How on Earth could she possibly think that a book in a university library would be too hard for a student from that university? What was she basing that on? That precisely who the library is there for. 2) Did she ask you out on a little date?
@GregOrCreg7 ай бұрын
@@jamesmcinnis208 LOL. Are you the librarian alex is referring to?
@jamesmcinnis2087 ай бұрын
@@GregOrCreg Yawn.
@ionia2376Ай бұрын
@@FlyingFox86She may have just assumed it was a Mickey mouse degree
@Shaqstheman0009 жыл бұрын
/lit/
@Ghosthacker948 жыл бұрын
Shaqstheman000 I've been lucky, I mostly lurk looking for book recommends and the few times I've asked a question, it hasn't been flooded with assholes. :D
@niallreid76647 жыл бұрын
God so fucking true.
@TomasRepArg6 жыл бұрын
This.
@anselmschueler6 жыл бұрын
It's actually /ˈlɪt/
@TonkarzOfSolSystem4 жыл бұрын
So this sketch must be why David Mitchell was able to recall "Top Sante" as a women's magazine for "Would I Lie to You". In fact the only one he could recall and yet couldn't explain how or why.
@cm.design7 ай бұрын
Hah, just posted the same thought and scrolled down to find I was not alone!
@GeekRemix10 жыл бұрын
Negging master
@silencionomus3 жыл бұрын
It absolutely was an unexpected twist. I’m not sure anyone could pull that off in real life.
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
Geek Remix!!
@DakanMisty3 жыл бұрын
Neg em till you peg em innit
@Flackon3 жыл бұрын
@@silencionomus probably not
@stewmott3763 Жыл бұрын
01:08 It's the attention to detail I appreciate. Refusing to split an infinitive is exactly the sort of thing someone like him would do (even though the rest of us are happy to carelessly split infinitives all the time because it makes the sentence flow better and doesn't actually affect the meaning anyway so who gives a shit?).
@ja-qk4vdАй бұрын
See what you did there.
@rockoperajon5 жыл бұрын
What makes you such a genius all of a sudden, Jez? The only book you've ever read is Mr. Nice!
@clemteetonball12503 жыл бұрын
Three times.
@nathanadler14523 жыл бұрын
Ah negging, truly a sketch ahead of its time.
@daveybernard10564 жыл бұрын
Used to work in a university library. While I never saw this sort of thing, I absolutely WOULD NOT be surprised if this ever happened.
@michaelccozens2 жыл бұрын
I really can't. Every librarian I've ever met is just glad when people read anything.
@Sundog1985 Жыл бұрын
I worked in a copyright library in Edinburgh for 7 years. This kind of person, while a minority in the library, were also the people with lots of power and shouted the loudest. There is a disproportionate amount of absolute bawbags that worked in my library and they are encouraged by a culture of similar thinking people or those that are easily intimidated and just want to work without hassle. Librarians are often extremely sheltered and the library is their safe space.
@juliawirch2454 Жыл бұрын
I did as well, but many patrons were much better educated than me! This is a "I resent that I work at a public library instead of an academic library" person...😄
@michaelsetiawan27466 жыл бұрын
This is the roughest smooth pickup I've ever seen.
@dangerouslytalented10 жыл бұрын
how romantic... They have been together ever since. You could tell that he had been observing her for so very very long, and that everything that he was saying about her, was also kind of true for him. Because he knew all his foibles were hers, too, he knew theirs was a match made in heaven. I mean, he works in a library and has no life.
@randomaccessfemale8 жыл бұрын
This is like the most overdrawn neg ever.
@borismuller866 жыл бұрын
Jane Doe TEXTBOOK.
@olly3115 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that, is that meant to be the point?
@quasarsphere5 жыл бұрын
Olly Yes, it's absolutely the point.
@randomaccessfemale3 жыл бұрын
@Random Number I learned about that when I read the Game by Neil Strauss.
@sunkintree3 жыл бұрын
@Random Number negging has been around since before your time kid
@bustercrimes73796 жыл бұрын
This is how psychopaths operate...more subtly of course
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
No plenty of creeps are this upfront about it (also psychopath isn’t a medically recognized term, it’s just an ableist word for creep)
@michaelesposito26293 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB LOL “ableist”. God. You SJW’s are such pathetic people. I can’t even imagine ever using that word seriously.
@jeefpeef59833 жыл бұрын
@@michaelesposito2629 David Mitchell hates you
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
@@jeefpeef5983 I read this in David Mitchell’s voice. Also this made me feel a lot better after seeing the first jerk’s reply. 🥰
@mrgazpacho33163 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB you are right it isn't a medical term, it is a psychiatric term for someone at the extreme end of anti social personality disorder. You know what else isn't a medical term? Virtue signalling nincompoop.
@walterzamalis48466 жыл бұрын
So this is why we have self-service issuing at libraries now.
@SpotlessLeopard4 жыл бұрын
Yes and last week, one of the machines called me a shaven headed, knuckle dragging bastard. I'm marrying it on Thursday.
@ThatMadCat3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this was brutal, I know it's fake but I still felt bad for that woman.
@samus22053 жыл бұрын
Now she’s got a date!
@jocramkrispy3052 жыл бұрын
She played it well
@TheCyberDead10 жыл бұрын
So is this how dating works in england?
@minch33310 жыл бұрын
...Sort of actually.
@PaintKyZR10 жыл бұрын
The men of South England are the smoothest, most charismatic, passionate conversation artists in the world. Hate to break it to you, but the stereotype that we're cold, pale, boring weaklings was created by American men to turn your women off us, but it really, really didn't work. I'm hitting the states for a few months this summer, and i'm going to show them exactly what they're missing..
@Grant50010 жыл бұрын
Apathy Yeah... Nothing turns American women on like a nice big British smile coupled with some really pale skin. Kidding aside, good luck I guess.
@TC2712710 жыл бұрын
Hmmm...British people get free or heavily subsidized dental care so are likely to have decent teeth probaly better than the 85 million Americans without any dental care at all. Secondly alot of Americans live in similar climatic conditions to the UK so unless tanning saloons are rife the skin may well be of a similar hue.
@Grant50010 жыл бұрын
Easy there brother, Americans have better teeth because the gene pool is more diverse. Also, if you look at any map of the earth you will find that the people living in the southernmost portion of Britain would be considered northerners in the US. As a Californian living in the midwest, I can assure you that there is a big difference between people from the south/west and midwesterners/northerners, at least in terms of skin tone.
@ltotheop75123 жыл бұрын
Wow I don’t remember this scene from BBC Sherlock!
@lyadmilo11 жыл бұрын
The incredibly narcissistic and condescending people who are still, unaccountably, librarians.
@owlowl18842 жыл бұрын
I'm 68 and have only encountered one mean librarian and she wasn't intellectually condescending (didn't seem bright). Have you really found so many? Nine years later, your comment gets a question.
@mariondiabolito4054 Жыл бұрын
@@owlowl1884 lyadmilo was not talking about actual librarians - they were referring to a series of connected sketches [vicars, mainly but also things like travel agents, etc.] where David Mitchell played the rude, insulting person, and Webb and a female cast member - sometimes this one??? - played the victims. But I think the connection's only peripheral. There's a lot going on here. The humour is FAR darker, and there's a heavy overtone of American pickup-artist book culture. What he starts doing out of sadism he ends up leveraging into what the American PUAs call "negging." It's the opposite of "simping" or "being a nice guy." You not only show indifference to make yourself look valuable, you erode their ego and self-worth to make it seem like you're the best they can do. Webb wasn't a bad-looking guy, but his character is clearly super bitter, atop his narcissism and sadism. Shane Ritchie is a signifier of sorts - the very sort of person the Librarian would hate with every fibre of his being while envying him.
@owlowl1884 Жыл бұрын
@@mariondiabolito4054 This is why I shouldn't comment. I'm often like SNL's Emily L. Thanks for taking the time to enlighten me.
@Sundog1985 Жыл бұрын
@@owlowl1884 I worked in a copyright Library in Scotland for 7 years. This type of person is extremely common in such a setting. The best people were the visitors, much of the staff had absolutely zero grace or other notable skillset.
I remember this being one of the first youtube videos I ever watched, so around 2008/2009. I'm back now at 23, and felt called out when she said she went to Warwick..
@sm-yu7dt4 ай бұрын
oh I did my geography coursework in leatherhead..what is going on
@Stuart2677 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Sherlock the moment he shouted "BORED"?
@halesrubie86047 жыл бұрын
Stewart Damien Oh goodness, yes
@Dragonair086 жыл бұрын
Stewart Damien I was thinking it the whole time he was talking, but him yelling "Bored!" really drove it home. I've only just found these videos, I've been missing out.
@PokerPlayerJames6 жыл бұрын
Yup. It sounded near identical.
@borismuller866 жыл бұрын
If Sherlock ran out of cases he’d definitely become a librarian.
@tristunalekzander56085 жыл бұрын
Shhh, it's a library.
@michaelcolen11375 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight.
@Person1865 Жыл бұрын
Which she has definitely read
@bjornflokison74434 жыл бұрын
she's so effortlessly pretty
@user-yc5um2pl5v3 жыл бұрын
Yes, a good-looking lady!
@nathanr57373 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one if not of my favourite sketches
@georgefrost117610 жыл бұрын
It's Philip Larkin!
@Niobesnuppa11 жыл бұрын
What a charming and not at all abusive way to ask someone on a date. xD
@GodotOfficial3 жыл бұрын
How single men on Reddit think dating works
@petitnicollas3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that's not how it works? Fuck, I spend thousands of dollars on sketchy dating courses.
@Thunar73 жыл бұрын
but it does work do you know how many ppl nowadays pay to be verbally abused?
@kjeldorantv3 жыл бұрын
@@Thunar7 Yes, are you here for your argument sir? Oh abuse, that's down the hall.
@mikitz2 жыл бұрын
@@Thunar7 Those retards obviously don't know they could get that for absolutely free online.
@solouno22802 жыл бұрын
@@Thunar7 it works on submissive men, not on human beings
@fastertrackcreative8 жыл бұрын
Yep, I had that experience at an interview... for an internship or something I think. Very upsetting. Most of it had nothing to do with the actual role, which I didn't know the details of. Luckily ones since then have been better.
@UKgamer879 жыл бұрын
This is why people get their books online now
@nunyabusiness78588 жыл бұрын
wouldn't be surprised if Google books started to do this whenever you googled something stupid in order to neg you into getting Google plus
@verysilly88834 жыл бұрын
Feck the snobs here (they're just as bad!), I'm answering literally. There's nothing like a printed book, the atmosphere in a library or bookstore.... even if the clerks can see what you're checking out. It's well illustrated, at least, you should buy or borrow whatever YOU want & the hell with abusive control freaks.
@LHyoutube2 жыл бұрын
This clip perfectly predicted the invention of 'negging' by pickup artists.
@barbados35922 жыл бұрын
they call it "negging" b/c they are nerds. The actual normal term is "teasing".
@harvtehmarv8 жыл бұрын
Oh god the bit about Leatherhead is so fucking true.
@mcveigh2k6248 жыл бұрын
was lmao just moved to Leatherhead
@James-gc5if7 жыл бұрын
+mcveigh 2k Why?
@mcveigh2k6247 жыл бұрын
because i want 6 miserable years :)
@rangerquiet61922 жыл бұрын
If ever anyone asks me what negging is I simply link them to this.
@generalpublic37443 жыл бұрын
Nice part for an actress, she was really good and deserves a credit.
@dmh87228 күн бұрын
Jo Neary, available for weddings bar and bat mitzvahs, and laundry. She was born in Cov hence the Warwick Uni reference.
@harrympharrison3 жыл бұрын
2:55 where on earth does the clip-on tie come from? Great little detail
@psychoticmortacarn8 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was some dark stuff lmao
@kobathedread8 жыл бұрын
He's gonna make her do some nasty stuff.
@Nickelodeon814 жыл бұрын
@@kobathedread Yep. Two words: Anàl Sex.
@PlasmaMongoose9 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that this librarian's favourite book must be "The Game" since that is a textbook example of negging at work.
@nehmanator3339 жыл бұрын
...This is just human behavior. people have been doing this since the dawn of man, lowering others self-esteem to then get something from them (including them)
@federicobau86519 жыл бұрын
haha yhea...just read that book!!
@anonymousxaela7614 жыл бұрын
Or he's just an avid learner of the DENNIS system.
@verysilly88834 жыл бұрын
Even funnier, he's a clerk, not a librarian.
@baalzebullordofhell69673 жыл бұрын
Yeah, these people are shit.
@Boborbot5 жыл бұрын
Ever since I started working in a book store this is my favorite Mitch & Webb sketch.
@hossesarse9 жыл бұрын
I miss buying CDs in music stores. It was always a delight, buying a Weird Al Yankovic CD from a music PhD who disdainfully blows his bangs off his forehead at my selection: "I may be making minimum wage, but at least I don't listen to this drek." Sigh... god how I miss music stores.
@NowhereBeats8 жыл бұрын
Calamari Chris Where are you from? As in what part of the world doesn't have music stores?
@hossesarse8 жыл бұрын
Southern California, down by San Diego. We still have Lou's Records, but all the Tower Records, Warehouse Records, Ameoba Records, etc. are gone. I don't really miss them, was just having fun. :)
@SuperSquishface8 жыл бұрын
+Calamari Chris I wouldn't work in a place that sold Weird Al.
@Burguois8 жыл бұрын
+Calamari Chris I don't know anyone who genuinely likes music who doesn't think Weird Al is a genius. Regardless of what you feel about his music, he's an amazingly talented guy. It's quite hard to think of any other musician that has the skills he does. Even other musicians respect him. it's a mark of honour to have Weird Al do a parody of your song: It's a sign that you've 'made it'
@SuperSquishface8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Janes I am genuinely a music fan/musician & I do not think he is a genius. i mean, I respect his accomplishments but genius? No.
@Weissmenchland12 жыл бұрын
"Are you still here you soporific dullard?" Class stuff.
@Zei337 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing. I love it.
@whiners1314 жыл бұрын
Really shocking that there are many youtube channels by self proclaimed "pick up artists" who employ essentially the same tactic from this sketch.
@michaelccozens2 жыл бұрын
PUAs basically just scattershot until they find a woman who's, unfortunately, been subjected to a sufficient degree of this common type of psychological damage in which she's been convinced by a misogynistic society that the only source of personal worth for a woman must come from without, a vulnerability the sexual predator then ruthlessly and dishonestly exploits for personal gain. And for some reason they think that's clever, rather than just immensely unethical and disgusting. It's like the way Cult45 thinks theft is sophisticated, rather than a short-sighted trading of short-term gain for greater long-term pain by clawing at the very social fabric that keeps twits like them, who would last about 30 seconds on their own, no matter what their overinflated egos tell them, alive.
@JeremyScoggins122 жыл бұрын
This is like the sober version of Black Books lol
@gordonburford85619 жыл бұрын
I think i'd be tempted to ask him "If you're so f***ing clever, how come you're working in a library...."
@NiceGreenMonster4209 жыл бұрын
Clever people can't work in libraries now? Using intellect for the betterment of man-kind is not an obligation as comic-book philosophies would have you convinced. Some people are highly intelligent and well acquainted with the nature of their "fellow kin" and maybe it is for that reason that they are well in their rights, I'd go as far to say justified, not to give a flying f**k about people do. That being said; his attitude was all part of the sketch and did subtly address certain issues. But what you said carried implications about the "cleverness-aptitude" of Librarians; and that is generalizing a little too much. =)
@gordonburford85619 жыл бұрын
Actually. My point was more that someone that narcisstic is probably going to dislike being asked that question. I never said librarians are not clever people. I said he wouldn't like the implication that he wasn't, or anyone pointing out that he's doing a low-status job he almost certainly believes is beneath him. And not doing it particularly well.
@NiceGreenMonster4209 жыл бұрын
Gordon Burford yeh, I reckon he'd be pretty annoyed. Good form! ;)
@carbon12559 жыл бұрын
The Library of Alexandria was home to some of the smartest people of all time. It is not really stupidity he is complaining about, it is intelligent people that read/view/watch/listen below their level, particularly women.
@lusteraliaszero9 жыл бұрын
It's us, the incredibly posh people that are still unaccountably librarians
@Murrangurk23 жыл бұрын
Geelong Public Library, Geelong, Victroria, Australia, 1990's. Why I stopped going to public libraries.
@galexeqe4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else expecting him to say "Right, *you* can pick me up around 7pm. And don't be late"
@JohnGreasyGamer11 жыл бұрын
I love these kind of sketches - the sadistic and everinsulting shopkeeper endlessly harassing the pitiful customer. Ah, they're so blissful and the comedy is simply genius. ^^
@ericcartmansh12 жыл бұрын
OMG that was beautifully done
@Vesnicie9 жыл бұрын
He was definitely channeling David Walliams in this one!
@templebrown71794 жыл бұрын
I hate "negging" but it seems to work for some guys. I believe I would badly hurt anyone caught doing it to my nieces.
@ulrikschackmeyer8484 жыл бұрын
In the mean time see it you can make sure that they are bought up with enough selfseem and spine to just say NO to some thing like this
@jimmorrison42913 жыл бұрын
THAT'S where David got the women's magazine reference on WILTY. If you understand that sentence you watch too much youtube.
@TriploGoofus2 жыл бұрын
I watch too much David Mitchell on KZbin. Which is not enough KZbin.
@jimmorrison42912 жыл бұрын
@@TriploGoofus Which is why you, too, are an overbearing pedant?
@TriploGoofus2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmorrison4291 if it's good enough for Mitchell it's good enough for me.
@engletinaknickerbocker53802 жыл бұрын
What's so funny is that it's totally unexpected. I started in a library putting books away when I knew the alphabet and numbers. My father was a schoolteacher and he and the librarian/English teacher carpooled, so I got a ride to school early (if I was ready to leave when the vehicle was ready to go). Ever since, I've had an affinity for libraries and knew the people that worked in them. I don't think I could've imagined anyone so brazenly rude.
@mokisan Жыл бұрын
Its a comedy show mate😐
@engletinaknickerbocker5380 Жыл бұрын
@@mokisan There's this Japanese saying, "Tade kuu mushi mo sukizuki". 'mushi' means bugs, and 'sukizuki' means 'sense of taste' and the saying is translated, "Even some bugs find knotwood tasty," or 'There's no accounting for taste'. I don't find that sort of comedy tasteful, nor even 'funny' but maybe some folks do.
@mokisan Жыл бұрын
@@engletinaknickerbocker5380 ya that's alright, if you dont find it funny. Got no problems with that as everyone different taste
@engletinaknickerbocker5380 Жыл бұрын
@@mokisan Thanks for your reply.
@seanhammond67086 жыл бұрын
Best sketch show of the past 2 decades
@SuperAdamrussell12 жыл бұрын
I love this sketch !
@noelmajers63695 жыл бұрын
"I went to Warwick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@david55215 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just going to be another version of the "Bad" sketches... but this is really scary! It walks that fine line between comedy and a drama about psychological abuse.... so so creepy and horrible at the end when he asks her out....
@Maussiegamer3 жыл бұрын
wow this shows an insight of how people commented 11 years ago
@becominghero9754 Жыл бұрын
@@Maussiegamer what, intelligently?
@Sundog1985 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, not far from the truth as to how many in the profession actually behave too.
@fulltimestudent1 Жыл бұрын
@@Sundog1985 This could not be farther from truth. I've never been asked out by any librarian I've encountered.
@Sundog1985 Жыл бұрын
@@fulltimestudent1 the personality, the belittling. It's often there. I obviously didn't mean that they all beat a person down for a date.
@nealg35464 жыл бұрын
Brutal! Beautiful!
@4Ninjastarz47 жыл бұрын
Treat them mean to keep them keen :p
@MarekUtd8 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: treat em mean keep em keen
@WillFast1406 жыл бұрын
MarekUtd you totally missed the joke here. You're one of those soporific dullards too, eh?
@UrsineBloke6 жыл бұрын
Mate, you're an absolutely deluded pissguzzling shitgoblin
@equalsql75085 жыл бұрын
This is alarmingly accurate going by many libraries I've visited recently. I put it down to them being so pissed off with their jobs being at threat all the time they no longer give a toss about the job or the customers.
@amandaostaszewski85205 жыл бұрын
They enter the field already like that.
@pissfarts9532 Жыл бұрын
I like to out-snob librarians.
@wailer27 Жыл бұрын
Origin story for all symbiotic abusive relationships. Humour almost always seems to come from a place where dark truths exist.
@artyfhartie22692 жыл бұрын
I have been so courteous and nice with women and I have got nowhere. Thank you for the how to talk to women video.
@pauldog12 жыл бұрын
One of the most genius mitchel and webb moments if you ask me hahaha
@SpectralKnight10 жыл бұрын
The fuck, mayor plot twist
@theothertonydutch6 жыл бұрын
Mayor plot twist? What year was he elected?
@bubblebeechris11 жыл бұрын
love it amazing acting
@mikestrong3257 жыл бұрын
You with your grey face and our dead eyes!!! Just so cruel it's sweet
@doswillrule11 жыл бұрын
What any self respecting librarian would do when someone tries to borrow Fifty Shades of Grey
@liammhodonohue2 жыл бұрын
Every charity (thrift store🇺🇲) shop has at least 3 copies of each volume. Even the parody - 50 Sheds of Grey😂
@bjb75872 жыл бұрын
Up to and including The Date part.
@slothfromthegoonies82018 жыл бұрын
Best pick-up technique *ever*.
@marcushull123 жыл бұрын
top sante magazine, on WILFY David lied that he wrote the horoscopes for them and was surprised it was a real publication , he knew all along
@McSuperfly1013 жыл бұрын
Would I Lie For You?
@jerryodonovan86248 ай бұрын
I wonder how the little date worked put? What a nice understanding librarian.
@markseb200310 жыл бұрын
Yup, the "neg" in action. That guy's got game!
@kashmir879 жыл бұрын
yep, "he's got game," also known as "he is an abuser."
@markseb20039 жыл бұрын
Yup
@TheGamblingApocalyps9 жыл бұрын
kashmir87 Game... abuse... Same difference.
@ulrikschackmeyer8484 жыл бұрын
Hell, if it what the Lady wants?
@MarkChimes6 жыл бұрын
I know that this is the kind of thing I fear whenever I check out or return books at the library. "Whatever will the librarian think of me?"
@rightwingreactionary8 ай бұрын
Get an e-reader.
@Shannmeister12 жыл бұрын
I don't normally quote from clips but "soporific dullard" is such a quality put down.
@hin_hale8 ай бұрын
Well that took an ominous turn.
@Madcapredcap7 жыл бұрын
Librarians used to be like this.
@PRmoustache8810 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Melvin Udall, when he is asked, "How do you understand women so well?" Melvin: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
@omyyer10 жыл бұрын
***** which basically means everyone apart from me
@DrZaius31415 жыл бұрын
Spot the MRAron incel.^^
@power9k4705 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine Man,you are a prophet.
@yellowblanka60585 жыл бұрын
Evi1M4chine - bingo, nearly everybody is always trying to pass the buck, extremely resistant to owning their mistakes/weaknesses etc. - this isn't gender specific.
@yellowblanka60585 жыл бұрын
Cornflakes - so you're telling me there are no women's prisons, and no woman has ever been tried and convicted for murdering her husband/children etc.?
@C.D.J.Burton Жыл бұрын
Webb is so good at this
@theDingbat3 ай бұрын
This is so sinister. And I thought Mitchell was the one who usually played the sadists
@ghjkltyu11 жыл бұрын
As a librarian, I can't help but laugh.
@escapegoat34722 жыл бұрын
Quietly I hope.
@MrBenHaynes2 жыл бұрын
Is it funny because it's true?
@alexvaughan52692 жыл бұрын
"I can't help, but I can laugh"..?
@Sundog1985 Жыл бұрын
@@MrBenHaynes as a former librarian, this kind of tool is someone I am sadly familiar with. The librarian in the sketch
@hadlee734 жыл бұрын
I ended up spending the entire sketch feeling sorry for her!
@hekatoncheiros2083 жыл бұрын
I ended up feeling sorry for all the decent guys who would treat her with respect, but are just too ‘boring’ to be worthy of her company.
@limerence83652 жыл бұрын
@@hekatoncheiros208 Nah this relationship is doomed to fail. Toxic as fuck but also began on a horrendous manipulation and lowering of esteem. Meanwhile people don't have sympathy for nice guys because what they feel like they are "owed" for not being total dicks aint so nice.
@lusteraliaszero10 жыл бұрын
Probably their best sketch bar none.
@johnmilhuisen2607 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Harry Enfield’s I Saw You Coming sketches.
@TheFrugalVideoGamer6 жыл бұрын
Negging taken to its logical extreme.
@seanwebb6056 ай бұрын
I'm Canadian. This is how we feel when we visit the U.S.
@TheLowest3 ай бұрын
Yeah, must be hard not having laws you can use against criticism like you do back home.
@seanwebb6053 ай бұрын
@@TheLowest I don't think you understand.
@user-pb1cf4lr2s6 жыл бұрын
I was faintly horrified. Very illuminating.
@williamfoy5992 жыл бұрын
I live not too far from Leatherhead (three railway stations) and there is nothing wrong with it. Nice leisure centre, nice shopping centre, have a pretty walk along the River Mole. Good theatre. Nearest cinema is Epsom Odeon, two railway stations away. Leatherhead also has a decent selection of pubs and restaurants.
@sixdsix50287 жыл бұрын
His voice reminds me of Benedict Cumberbatch's voice.
@frh66687 жыл бұрын
Michael D they have a very similar accent
@dansaunders16557 жыл бұрын
Michael D Jude Law was Watson in the newer Sherlock Holmes film series. This librarian sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch, aka. Sherlock in the TV series. Mitchell and Webb are the Illuminati.
@Metal-Possum6 жыл бұрын
Benadryl Cucumberpatch?
@rexmundi15709 жыл бұрын
Infinitely funnier than any of the old bollocks seen on Little Britain. Walliams and Lucas - the most overrated comedy duo in the history of British television - except for Little and Large, and then only by the tiniest margin.
@regpharvey8 ай бұрын
She's so cute though. I'd love to grow old with a woman like her, both of us sitting in armchairs in the front room reading together as the snow falls softly outside the window. And she can read whatever. she. wants.