the jaundice standard - Bits and Banter [11/19/2024]

[@mangsmoof]

*chiblee casually drops he has 6 siblings” “Is this a bit” “Yeah, it’s a bit messy” This is so funny, eat your heart out Arrested Development

[@anettera3460]

i have a genetic condition called gilbert's syndrome that makes me look jaundiced sometimes because i cant process bilirubin efficiently. its cool im like a proto simpsons character

[@Wompond]

I hope you’re all good with it but damn I’m sorry they named that shit Gilbert’s syndrome

[@SoundQuester]

I am also like a proto simpsons character but that's because I look poorly drawn

[@iconica9516]

Gilbert was just in some bad lighting they did not need to name this shit after him 😭

[@andrewg3196]

Ay get a load of this Gilbert over here

[@anettera3460]

@andrewg3196 stroking my yellow leg

[@zacparker2858]

tulaDF "No chat, every time you ping librarian his computer gets hot. You are burning his legs" is crazy and i cant breath

[@NotWendy3]

The "stroke-maxxing" response to NL saying that "veins are popping" was a stroke of genius. Thank you, Theodred_RH.

[@cdw2468]

it’s so funny NL loves papa’s pizzaria because it feels like something where NL would have the take that “you playing this game after age 20 means you have to repay a karmic debt and your soul will not see heaven” or something like that

[@dylaann]

1:01:41 I imagine Librarian hearing Chib say that and getting a metal gear solid exclamation point over his head lmfao

[@RyanFreemansOriginal]

27:16 "the entire audience is saying no" meanwhile the entire chat DO IT YES +2 DO IT

[@swldg814]

The guy asking "what is dkskin december" 6:30 into NL's rant got me so good. He just couldnt let it go 😂

[@Im_The_Milk_God]

as someone who worked in an understaffed pizza place for a while, that phone constantly ringing in the background stresses me the fuck out man

[@Memepolicedoggo]

43:59 the doctor after botching my circumcision

[@WHALEBOY777]

Pronouncing it "Chappell Rowan" from now on.

[@pandorahaven]

Was waiting patiently for this upload bc i couldnt find the tiktoks he was talking about!!! Thank you library!

[@navyblustick7758]

The papa's segment is some of the funniest NL content I've seen in a minute I was dying

[@Donovarkhallum]

When he didn't even cut the pizza I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes atleast

[@daveclarke1990]

The daycare revenue thing destroying my brain like the monty hall problem

[@Donovarkhallum]

It makes sense lmao he doesn't understand kids at home alone lmao.

[@adamthedog1]

nl's midwest princess era holy fuck

[@guerra7021]

Him failing to divide a pizza into 6 is taking the wind out of me man LMAO

[@bubrub23]

As a former Pizza worker it's hard and it just isn't as good as 8 slices. I hated doing 6s😂

[@taelinsutherland8215]

Thank God I don't have to work in silence today

[@warrenbent2430]

1:00:19 is one of the best chiblee quotes I've ever heard man

[@TheFX37]

39:25 the immediate cut to him playing papa's pizzeria is so good

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

I wonder which of these guys know that rancor is a word and not just a star wars monster Kory definitely knows

[@pedrokiihl856]

25:30 the jarring cut of his expression from happy to concerned is crazy

[@the-slunch]

every single time chiblee opened his mouth in this video i lost my mind how is he so funny

[@jacethomas5562]

Because B is twice as uh as A

[@triq4250]

Thank you librarian the Brad Pitt photo was the funniest thing I've seen today

[@HongDuDev]

the daycare revenue extended brain aneurysm is sublime

[@timothytosser288]

snowballing to this video

[@awilliams727]

The return of papa's we are so back

[@Shapio]

i used to pray for times like this

[@gs9444]

Sometimes he looks lost out there without Librarian in chat

[@jodylester9118]

I think this is in contention for the most beautifully unhinged intro he's ever done. Honestly, it is a work of art.

[@espresseaux]

Pokedoku today? Ohhhhhhh!

[@SW1ZZMAN]

I got work in the mornin

[@nickziegler1904]

People go on vacation in the summer. Not for all summer but enough, and spaced out to not pay as much for daycare

[@dharmictribulations]

It has to be older siblings for real

[@AtomicSlugg]

you are the centre of a protractor

[@ScarletKomi]

38:42 Me in 2007

[@alexanderthegreat731]

+2

[@emerginggorilla]

*age of war theme starts to play*

[@ericlytle2209]

their throat voices really sound almost like PyrionFlax lol

[@Porygon2fren]

the curious Gose of Benjamin Button - 17.5% ABV

[@ronik809]

genuinely wonder if divorced parents are a considerable factor in the child day care graph because custody stuff i remember when i was younger my uncle's kids would come down for the summer so he and his wife(at the time) could hate eachother openly or something never offered to take me and my sibling for the summer it was always 'here ya and back there i go' then they finally got divorced and my cousins stop coming down to visit

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] 1:15:01 "Poor" 1:21:18 "Blame"

[@tan.tan10]

oh great librarian, can we get a supercut of papa's pizzeria once he plays more of it?

[@dripxsoup]

2:19 genz hoss and a zynny is too good man

[@ConFusi0n]

Papa's Pizzeria to waste an hour is crazy tech.

[@hamder]

1:08:20 that's called felching and it's art!!

[@TheSkyfolk]

I can't believe I'd never heard of Exile in Guyville, sweet recommend from mist or lion.

[@emerginggorilla]

I like how not only was Ryan traumas by the elevator event but he had absolutely no memory of it like some kinda Layers of Fear protagonist whos gotta go on a journy to uncover the cause of their latent deeply buried trauma.

[@RyanFreemansOriginal]

59:23 is the hardest i've laughed at anything in a minute

[@hector3333]

Guys, what are we?

[@SeveralGhost]

Guys, HELP! HELP ME! WHAT ARE WE?!? HEEEELP

[@adamthedog1]

knee deep in his message box on stream are we just chatters now 😢

[@ZakMon1]

@@adamthedog1 knee surgery

[@forevahsoup]

+2 +2

[@soymilkman]

16:50 it gives me comfort knowing one of my favorite streamers has the same kind of fucked up anxiety disorder as me haha

[@soymilkman]

Man, the Canadian healthcare system did a number on him

[@filecabinet33]

CHAPPELL ROAN MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOO

[@Glorp69420]

Thank you for feeding us mr. Librarian

[@AtaGunZ]

should've been titled left beef none pizza

[@Shapio]

ADAM COLE REFERENCE?!?!

[@CrustyDonutts]

Played a 10 round on The Mall and I moved 28 spaces and was not awarded Slowpoke. Jamboree does not fuck around.

[@percocetthirty]

chapell row-an

[@rehab_herr]

The first time I felt smarter than NL is the variety graph debacle

[@herobrineharry7698]

1:01:41 you deserve this

[@viniciusdaris]

"maybe i can make a jamaican accent" 😭

[@SapkaliAkif]

5:28 They exist but they are less horny on main. Also, it's a bit strange, but I have heard more than 4 female friend circles talk about a dude's good feet when trying to do some matchmaking shit. It feels like the average woman cares enough to talk about your feet but it's not sexual in any way. Also, no bandle today :/

[@Mr.E-Bachs]

28:12 Kellog be like

[@meri7108]

1:00:07 I want what chib is having

[@YikesMb]

God is good

[@SilverTheMoon]

Straight black male I also be listening to Chappell Roan lately it's not my fault it slaps

[@midas8877]

watermelon

[@PepegaSanya]

watamelon, even

[@rehab_herr]

bill cipher got his ass

[@Puracell]

is chicken and rice guychow

[@elijah6848]

1:01:53 👁️🫦👁️

[@soandso9204]

i love feet and my wife (im a lesbian) loves hands maybe its bc she has beautiful feet and i have beautiful hands

[@omyyer]

1:35:11 lmaoo I CANT

[@Scallopmancer]

Dude who keeps saying its not happening, is he a virgin?

[@fullreinhard]

Uuuuuuu

[@mycosynthtrader]

28 minutes ago I'm so late please forgive me librarian

[@luckytown7209]

9:53

[@itstheblandman8734]

16:45

[@FreckoJoel]

[@jimmyredd]

lol I know he's Canadian but I never knew how loose of a grasp NL had on Fahrenheit. Yeah, you would die at 175

[@valtteri4888]

sup❤

[@andrewg3196]

Waddup

[@steppiepeppie]

ryan saying he wants to make better content for your sake is eternally one of the funniest things of all time