Green joker, my beloved (Balatro)

[@demsla]

It took me watching about ten of these for me to realise Tomo is not, in fact, a regular chatter that he regularly infantalised, but a cat

[@dylan10182000]

Hi Tomo!

[@christofarien]

TOMP

[@tommypasquella7237]

Welcome to the NLVerse

[@carrieullrich5059]

😂😂😂😂🐈🐱

[@Fake_Cow]

Same

[@burning-r2y]

we're balatro guys, of course we yap in the arcana pack menu for half the stream

[@adrianfr05]

*NL opens an arcana pack* "this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

[@H2A_23]

lmao every time

[@otakureiss]

Balatro pack music is peak yapping music

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

1:54 me when im a pirate expressing gratitude towards my crew looking after my copy of the hit 2015 Tame Impala album

[@Bash2003]

+2 aisdaisjd

[@emerz3530]

+2

[@Doodynator3000]

Me when my wife asks me what the name of the superhero movie starring Seth Rogan in 2011 was but I’m confused after watching the Folie à Deux trailer:

[@willbilly836]

+2

[@Mr1bertu]

so true

[@dorian8268]

many people are saying this

[@casperschutte2516]

+2

[@grit1]

When I load up the newest Star Wars RPG and pick a party member: 1:24

[@ean_0]

If it was *me*, PERSONALLY, im blue. Not saying anything bout anyone else.. but if i was green, hehe buddy lets just say... I wouldnt be here.

[@DanTheMann1218]

+2 Many people are saying this.

[@bibsp3556]

+2

[@Nath-ul6yd]

+2

[@chloe4587]

We're New Vegas guys who are gals who used to be guys, of course we turn Jacks into Queens

[@willowdrakon]

This is one of the comments of all time

[@patrioticcookie1207]

We're balatro guys of course we expect NL to simply act as a self insert for us and just play the game as optimally and as quickly as possible instead of acting like a streamer

[@karlgerg2626]

we're parasocial guys, ofcourse we defend our streamer no matter what the context is!

[@patrioticcookie1207]

@@karlgerg2626 ah to be type a again, constantly scolding the guy we spend our free time watching instead of simply realizing we can play the game ourselves if we really wanted the gameplay to be perfect.

[@karlgerg2626]

@@patrioticcookie1207 we're parasocial guys!

[@felix56p]

​@@karlgerg2626dude you're kinda being a dick right now

[@taoeuringer3444]

We are guys, of course.

[@gooseum]

transgender +2

[@JB-xl2jc]

For now

[@anubion46]

Guys, find yourself a partner that looks at you like NL looks at green joker

[@gaforb]

25:13 me when I'm trying to use alchemy to solve world hunger

[@Its_Mattie]

Me when I see Red Joker (I'm colour blind)

[@ewlarson7]

It's pronounced "color blind" not "colour blind". I'm proud of you.

[@Weaverlord]

+2

[@blackmage1276]

​@@ewlarson7 depends on where you live

[@JrIcify]

@@ewlarson7 They're pronounced exactly the same.

[@darkforbiddenlord5948]

🪤​? @@ewlarson7

[@bobboberson9138]

Me when *insert historical reference or relateable anecdote about errands* *Put timestamp of quote 30 minutes deeper into the video than it's been out here*

[@avebave6550]

We're balatro guys of course we're balatro guys

[@NorthstarPrime]

absolutely golden new vegas joke

[@MichaelAW17]

Explain it?

[@willowdrakon]

​@@MichaelAW17 the stereotype is that trans girls love fallout new vegas

[@MichaelAW17]

@@willowdrakon ah okay. Didn't know there was a trope.

[@jem4006]

56:00 me when they ask what’s the 10th cranial nerve but I’m a little rusty

[@lime9699]

5:53: Me pulling up to the "sesh" with pot

[@blackmage1276]

+2

[@blackmage1276]

Me when my friend asks me what i was doing outside in the snow for 20 minutes: 16:49

[@danser_theplayer01]

The navy has to run more numbers than the army artillery because the ship cannons have to calculate a ballistic trajectory taking into account curvature of the earth, wind, and data of 2 moving ships (you and enemy). The navy has good computers (job title, don't know how they call it).

[@etiennechauve9454]

"I'll just rest my eyes real quick until he gets back to the game"

[@Doodynator3000]

Alas poor Yorick, he was a Balatro guy

[@stf29]

Dunno if it’s just me but he was on fire in this video. Im always laughing at NL’s stuff but this one has *every* damn joke hit a resounding +2

[@kevinmathis9983]

NL thank you for the gifted video...thank youu

[@Gat0rGoBrr]

1:02:51 me when my jokers have the perishable tag

[@Seabassthemaster1]

we're Balatro guys, of course we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the Dirt Man.

[@monoden7911]

10:47 Elon Musk when he started making cars and felt a tingle in his eye

[@bergevinl]

45:37 The full hand straight

[@diegoso3]

Cam positioning is back to normal, I can enjoy NL videos again

[@cFrogjar]

just the phrase "accepted drug in the workplace" is from a different world

[@Juniper_Rose]

that was a great opportunity to put glorp in the chat.

[@dtdthesloth9575]

The origin of glorp. Beautiful

[@machineboy3538]

2:45 when I've defeated two of the four kings in dark souls

[@inxplotch]

I got genuinely jumpscared by NL talking about the magnetic fields. I dont think I've heard anyone mention them in ages.

[@stringbones9360]

we're glorp guys, of course we try new emotes

[@VinnyF3]

I swear NL plays as many cards as possible every time he rolls the tooth

[@jarvvoitlus9458]

We're Fallout New Vegas gals of course we loved that game as boys

[@lostempyrean]

as someone who works in a kitchen: coke is 100% in most at least a bit, and weed and nicotine are like par for the course

[@danser_theplayer01]

"5 foot 10 inch, on a good day." Like when gravity weakens or something?

[@pyramear5414]

It's when the toe walking is fully engaged.

[@degrofm]

I don’t know how to explain it other than some days I simply feel taller. I feel like I can stand up straighter and it’s a vaguely meaningful difference in my height.

[@streat2992]

Where balatro guys? Not sure, haven't seen them in a while.

[@Nick-ky4lw]

Love watching balatro on weef

[@Fozey]

Me when i… um when i uh when

[@mfkrwill]

clearly the greatest wall of sound musician is another bald canadian by the name of Devin Townsend

[@H2A_23]

David son or Goliath daughter is an insane question 52:00

[@jaketehsnake4]

seed money on green deck @10:45

[@phakepercs9599]

It's almost like he said it was a mistake like 2 minutes later

[@SamMcEn]

20:45 Smartest NorthernLion moment

[@nickkarion]

I just won Gold Stake with Green Deck. I got pretty lucky with finding polychrome jokers and also Blueprint and other x mult jokers (constellation, card sharp, baseball) as well as hanging chad; Vagabond also carried me throughout ante 2 to 7, but I think I'll never be as lucky as in this occasion. It may also be the biggest achievement of my life lol

[@SkinnyDotK]

25:22 when they ask me about my favorite poisonings

[@WinzigWinsBig]

14:20 Rock Hudson in the 1950s

[@Arthur-wd8hc]

Over an hour we are going to the moon

[@Sid11358]

I don't need a study to know that cocaine is good for me

[@sovereigneric]

Sufjan Stevens playing Balatro:

[@ChefChucko]

When poopoo daddy seeks glory, we get Glorp

[@Drecon84]

Seed Money on Green Deck? Never Change NL. Love you :)

[@ewlarson7]

Oh nice a new balatro video is up! I sure hope NL doesn't spend more than a minute on an arcana pack getting off tangent and discussing things not related to balatro, that would be very silly. Edit: Oh no.

[@beea314]

My brother in Christ you're the one trying to watch NL for the gameplay

[@davidtanase7753]

Came here for Issac 10 years ago, stayed for the 20 mins of updates on the latest shopping trip

[@ewlarson7]

@@beea314 Came for the Pelaton rants. Stayed for the Costco rants.

[@Fummy007]

6:18 as an alcoholic I can confirm

[@JewishStoner_]

These comments are just pure gold man

[@bea3558]

john mulaney still makes good stand up specials, but i also havent watched any of them

[@iceboundwings6107]

NO VIEWS? the video came out a couple seconds ago that’s ok :)

[@dothevideogame9797]

Glorp is for the tomo posters.

[@gulubdur]

Ubermensch, don't forget humble.

[@sydneyschultz2259]

Wait hold on I am a hostess at a nice restaurant. We do more than just stay at the host stand lmao I end up cleaning a lot of tables and running food often too. I'm like a catch all support staff. That said I get in so much trouble if I'm like, rude to anyone. Told a guest who was also staying at the hotel once that I couldn't get him seated (was during an event, and he had a dog) and he spent the rest of his stay with us being petty and trying to get me in trouble.

[@ofallnames]

To answer his question…..shrooms 🙋‍♂️

[@SamMcEn]

20:45 "im trying to gold stake all decks" also northernlion "balatro is a hard game" proceeds to make the worst two plays possible

[@cottonpaper]

Like he even managed to play a straight too wtf

[@soulreaperboss3250]

NL goes hard in the crackden

[@o-justincredible2795]

I see green joker. I click

[@NotQuietRight]

CAFFEINE NUMBER ONE!

[@democite]

Hi Tomo

[@_divecats]

of course we're green joker, we +1 mult on dis card until we lose the run

[@hevzr2]

Green knight after getting beheaed

[@moozy]

1:09:10

[@aman12214]

100dollar @ star bees must uave been 1st thing in the A. M.

[@guilhermeramos8140]

I dont get the fallout new vegas joke

[@coolfool183]

the fallout NV trans jokes are funny and the people love them

[@boccci]

ante 4 and only +24 mult? he fell off

[@yjre]

Im convinced NL is the only person on earth who thinks Green joker is good

[@KittyTheKat441]

One of my friends (who admittedly hasn't played much) called it the best joker recently. Kinda cringed internally at that.

[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

it's cheap, common, carries early-game, scales into ante 8 with extremely braindead decision-making and is open to tons of viable synergies. it also can't roll perishable and scales well enough to justify eternal, i really don't know what else you'd want from a common joker as far as just beating gold stake goes

[@Octoshark19]

hey fellow viewers, what drugs are yall on? i’m not a cop :)

[@HatsuneSquidward]

26:20 "amazing time for a joker" spends all the money on an arcana pack to lose I just want to see him win when he has cool jokers

[@cinnamonroll5659]

+2 so hard at the restaurant take im a server of 9years LOL

[@MissHell99]

as a trans woman he can make the new vegas joke

[@victorhugo9839]

he's never going to win with green joker edit: nvm i'm a dumb bitch

[@garyadams9345]

Balatro

[@Prydaxify]

I commented!

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

The fundamental issue is that he thinks pair is better than high card and that planet cards aren't worth much early game. If he fixes those two issues, he could do alright.

[@Kekkle-]

you have not played the videogame

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

@@Kekkle- I have gold staked in all but the anaglyph. Pair is worse than high card for 2 reasons, 1 obviously it's less reliable to draw and 2, in like hand operated decks, shoot the moon, heavy steel runs, it removes another card from hand.

[@Kekkle-]

@@Lucifers-Stepdad you didnt read what I said, what you've told me is irrelevant. try again. What you thought you had to say was never important