The Juiciest Hank in the World

[@syaoranli7869]

Hank the question was "shrunk down to the SIZE of an ant" not that you "turn into an ant"

[@mennoltvanalten7260]

the reason ants can carry a lot is because the square cube law, they have more muscle cross section per volume. This would also apply to Hank. Now this does cause other issues, specifically he would get more area per volume and so would probably not make enough heat to stay warm anymore

[@jase_allen]

@@mennoltvanalten7260 It's also their physiology. A human the size of an ant is going to have the same bad anatomy as we do as a regular size human.

[@vlogbrothers]

Well, y'know, it's a livestream and what happens happens....

[@syaoranli7869]

@@mennoltvanalten7260 sure but he'd still have access to his appendages, and the question was how would he get Katherine to notice him. I feel like having thumbs goes a long way even at ant size

[@ApequH]

Tyler would have corrected him if it was a problem

[@CheyanneStorm]

dry jared is infinitely more cursed than juicy hank

[@vlogbrothers]

He's so juicy....

[@sara-ww8eq]

​@@vlogbrothersewwww

[@ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna]

One piece of confetti is called a confetto.

[@deed5811]

It derived from latin, shouldn't the singular be confettus?

[@MartaAngelo98]

@@deed5811it’s italian, so confettO

[@ClanWiE]

Confet

[@vlogbrothers]

I have so many confettos...

[@thomasafrica9724]

Same for spaghetti, the singular is spaghetto

[@TinyDragonOnFire]

A not insignificant "nO!!" jumped out of me when Jarrod appeared. Stay juicy, Hank!

[@Claire-tk4do]

Hi I'm fairly new what's the deal with whoever Jarrod is?

[@MMallon425]

​@@Claire-tk4doJarrod is probably very well meaning and enthusiastic but seems a little too excited about cryptocurrency

[@shadowofthecandle]

I legit yelped

[@untappedinkwell]

@@Claire-tk4do Jarrod was a character that came out of the 2024 project for awesome. Allegedly, he is a crypto-billionaire who has seen the error of his ways and is now trying to give his money to charity and hang out with nerdfighteria (here, with us). He also is probably a vampire? Like, he's been 28 for a while. Claims that Jarrod is Hank Green in a truly disturbing, nightmare inducing mask are unconfirmed. Many weird and strange characters and memes evolve during the Project for Awesome, and it's okay if it's confusing or doesn't make sense. But if no one's said yet--welcome!!

[@Claire-tk4do]

@@untappedinkwell Thank you! 🤗 This place seems great 😁

[@FlyKiwi]

Oh gods, even the main feed isn't safe from Jarrod

[@untappedinkwell]

I may have sworn at my computer screen. Violently.

[@wavesofbabies]

Literal jumpscare

[@Idefilms]

@@untappedinkwell SAME. Out loud. But also simultaneously cackling.

[@flowerheit4512]

i kind of love jarrod. but also fear him. and also hate him. but everyone loves to hate a villain.

[@standing_around]

Made me feel I could no longer trust the world

[@AgentMaayan]

The Jarrod jumpscare got a physical reaction out of me

[@shellh929]

I'm glad I waited a bit to watch the vid and read some comments first.

[@runningcow]

++++

[@lizziewahl]

My jaw dropped

[@pieceofpeace35]

Same

[@cara5ara]

JARROD HAS ESCAPED THE P4A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE OH NO

[@Herodotus77]

"Juicy Hank is gonna move ya." His juice is soft and will get right through ya.

[@vlogbrothers]

Oh boy....

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

🤢

[@AUnicorn666]

i-....

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Much like a butt snail.

[@Shrooblord]

I don't know how to feel about this but you get a careful thumbs-up from me

[@omegafilming]

Never before has a video title struck such fear into my heart

[@debrachambers1304]

Nor excitement into mine.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

++

[@wherethebirdsgo]

I‘m so grateful for the Project for Awesome, and I‘m grateful for Tyler Thrasher for representing my hometown! Very less than grateful for Jarrod

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@IrisGlowingBlue]

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[@Idefilms]

But like... still somewhat grateful.

[@LucasAmericano]

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[@celestemoss1141]

Same! Tulsa Nerdfighters unite!!

[@hannahwatermelon]

My brain seriously cannot decide if I love or hate Jarrod, which causes a strong reaction every time he comes on screen, similar to a jumpscare

[@jmsl_910]

classic love-hate relationship! (same💛)

[@FosukeLordOfError]

4:57 ooo ooo they have bone conducting earphones that transmits the sound through your skeleton instead of the air.

[@vlogbrothers]

I actually knew this, dangit!

[@sara-ww8eq]

Is this an actual thing??? I want to feel the music in my bones!!!

[@FosukeLordOfError]

@@sara-ww8eq yes, I first heard of it with music playing tooth brush for kids, but now there are just “head”phones that do it

[@gravityvertigo13579]

Aha I was wondering if anyone else was gonna post this!! +

[@missybarbour6885]

@@FosukeLordOfError Wait, you're telling me that Tooth Tunes was groundbreaking skeletal technology???

[@charleyb.8286]

I swear every time Hank says "I tried stand up but it's not gonna be my thing and I'm not a comedian" he announces a new mini-tour.

[@minimarker3]

How DARE you allow Jarrod here!!!

[@untappedinkwell]

EXACTLY

[@vlogbrothers]

He donated $50,000 just to do the outro...

[@minimarker3]

@@vlogbrothers Hank, I know it costs nothing to be a Nerdfighter but vlogbrothers should not be purchasable!

[@standing_around]

++++++

[@jackdimmock]

I was bummed that I missed this part of the q4a, so thank you for uploading it!

[@NinaDmytraczenko]

There may be playlists of all the stream vod floating around nerdfighteria

[@VictoriaCaswell]

the jarrod jumpscare was so uncalled for.

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@standing_around]

Couldn't agree more

[@Rkt206]

I thought we agreed Jarrod is a night time creature.

[@mary-zv6cu]

As soon as you said 'favourite pieces' I **immediately** thought 'oh god no please no Jarrod'

[@tbella5186]

P4A was so 🔥 this year! Also Hank welcome to the Curly life, yours are looking like a 3A!!!

[@maillardsbearcat]

There's something poetic about music in space. But cool ranch doritos in molten rocks is hilarious

[@ObviouslyBenHughes]

HANK “JUICY” GREEN Happy Friday Hank!

[@fossilfighters101]

william henry "hank "juiciest hank"" green

[@MamaBrito]

I loved this segment of P4A! I didn't catch as much as I would have liked this year but those would you rathers came out strong. Definitely gonna try and get one of those hats too. Absolutely incredible.

[@starlinguk]

I didn't catch any. Wrong timezone.

[@katiekeaton9063]

I missed all of p4a this year and I am SO CONFUSED. But also delighted and a little disturbed.

[@untappedinkwell]

As someone who was there, your feelings are correct. DFTBA!

[@Starlysh]

Jarrod jump scare

[@skatechi]

Every time I see Jarrod, it's the same sensation as being rickrolled

[@djradost6524]

it's like a rickroll, but WAY more cursed!

[@woodfur00]

Mild exasperation, followed by shameless enjoyment of an excellent song?

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

That's a good comparison. I hate it in a "OH COME ON" sort of way, but it's still a good song.

[@jmsl_910]

yes DEF!!! genius

[@jdwardour2053]

Loved the P4A as usual!! Been here since 2007 and I am always so grateful for the things we get to participate in as a community. Got the dadcast perk and can't wait to hear some top tier Hank and Travis dad discussions. PS: HATED the jarrod jumpscare LOL.

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@NinaDmytraczenko]

Just fyi, that dadcast is with Travis McElroy, of the McElroy brothers. Still, great dad discussions to be held!

[@PresidentBorad]

Did anyone other than Hank enjoy the Jarrod addition?

[@jdwardour2053]

@@NinaDmytraczenko dw I know! i am a big mbmbam listener haha- didn't mean to cause confusion with the multiple travises! 😆

[@rainingonsunday21]

I WAS HAVING A PLEASANT FRIDAY WATCHING VLOGBROTHERS AND THEN JARROD SHOWED UP.

[@pieceofpeace35]

I can't believe P4A raised that much money! I'm speechless! Nerdfighteria is incredible!

[@danielarthur04]

Thinking of a lawsuit against Jarrod for emotional distress

[@EcceJack]

I happened to catch that part of P4A live! And very much enjoyed it in this edited form, too :) (..but not Jarrod 😅😅)

[@emilyniedbala]

Made the mistake of looking at the comments before finishing the video and had the jump scare spoiled, but it was still horrifying to see Him again, yet part of me hopes he never leaves...

[@anniesoernym]

See, personally I was grateful for the comments mentioning the Jarrod jumpscare because if I had been unprepared, I would have accidentally woken my kid by yelping...

[@jenniferjphipps82]

The way I screamed "Betrayal!" when Jarrod popped up 😂 I really thought I had a year to recover.

[@eveningpiano]

They call him Hank Juicy Green

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

Big fan that even as an ant, Hank doesn't have the time to sign his emails with anything but "-H"

[@carolprince16]

If someone takes the John Green "Aaaaah! P*tin!" gif and replaces that bald head with Jarrod - it'd be a fantastic GIF. Just sayin'

[@autumnbrookesings]

We all hate Jarrod. But the P4A was so fun and delightful and hopeful as always. Such a beautiful thing to be a Nerdfighter

[@digs6907]

VERY glad I looked at the comments so I wasn’t jump scared by Jarrod

[@AlexBelethe]

Always looking forward to Hank's post P4A video :D

[@skylerwitherspoon]

the project for awesome is my favorite time of the year!! this one was amazing

[@fugithegreat]

I had a nightmare featuring Jarrod after P4A, thanks a lot Hank

[@mikekeenan8706]

Juicy or dry, damn, that head of hair has gotten to be gorgeous Hank!

[@brandymarino4791]

0 Days without Jarrod-related trauma. Thanks, Hank!

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@quackandcat]

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[@squirrel5809]

Honestly I'm still just so incredibly thankful that Hank is here. P4A unprecedented success is some sort of multidimensional cherry on top of y'all just existing. You give me hope when I feel no hope.

[@squirrel5809]

Also #teampossum

[@somefreshbread]

Never. Ever. Ever. Bring Jarrod back.

[@untappedinkwell]

HANK.

[@maggiebookworm]

Sadly i missed most of the P4A this year so thank you for this. Also i have no idea who Jared is but Ive been a nerdfighter long enough to know that if i missed the P4A, it's too late to find out, i just have to roll with it 😂

[@minimarker3]

Too late to find out? Never! That's what the lore is for! But only if you really REALLY want to know about Jarrod: sites.google.com/view/p4aloreguide/cursed-beyond-cursed/jarrod

[@shay-du]

New fear unlocked: juicy hank fan art

[@NinaDmytraczenko]

Did you mean: dry Jarrod fan art? 🤔

[@MartyMango0]

While I did see Jarrod fan(?) art, I saw no Juicy Hank during the P4A & I was pretty active on the social medias during it so I think we're safe... for now

[@silliepixie]

Hank you should go to Meow Wolf Denver Convergence Station while you are in Colorado! I got to go for my birthday this year and it was one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

[@lutilda]

Hank, I'm BEGGING you to come to Seattle for your show. Please & thank you! ❤❤

[@SylviaRustyFae]

"Fingers are more important than teeth" - Hank Green, certified professional Science Man

[@mrdrprof8402]

OK but a snail has a hard rigid shell. I don't think it comes with enough lubricant to counteract that

[@helenjovel6437]

I literally screamed when I saw Jarrod at the end like “AH my eyes🙈”

[@antispeedrun]

That dry guy at the end was pure nightmare fuel. Also that is indeed a most excellent wizard hat.

[@RobotLovesKitten]

seeing Jarrod was legit a jump scare. I thought we left him back in P4A

[@Px828]

Hank, you are rocking that curly, red hair.

[@chunli99]

I’m so happy he asked about the hat!! It was so cool I couldn’t stop looking at it.

[@nandavalenti]

Omg! I was not ready for the bit at the end 😮

[@shaynannigans]

I can’t believe you are coming to Denver and I’m sad I’m late and missed VIP tickets but I can’t wait to see you and your show!! 🎉🎉

[@kitkat7615]

I almost didn't watch the end of the video and I'm SO glad I did! Already bought my tickets to see you in Denver!!

[@isaacgraphics1416]

I swear Hank looks more like Rick Astley every day

[@untappedinkwell]

I'll say. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2LHmqV-fLR3pq8

[@iissamiam]

I kind of want Hank to get his hair done like Justin Timberlake in late April for It’s Gonna Be May.

[@platinummyrr]

a need a crystal wizard hat in my life...

[@platinummyrr]

I also need less jarrod in my life...

[@mathieumartin9344]

I dont think 'ol trash water would approve of any of this

[@skylerwitherspoon]

omg Jarrod vlogbrothers appearance! this is huge for him

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

For Jarrod, it's all about building up his personal brand as an investor.

[@katem.9479]

Basically just a burger on the grill, eatin' some Cool Ranch Doritos. An elegant t-shirt slogan, if ever I heard one...

[@mrfoodarama]

Lool ahh how many times ive set my glasses down somewhere and then can't find them because I can't see them without them 🤣

[@PresidentBorad]

But would Ole Trash Water want to be juicy or dry?

[@untappedinkwell]

Juicy, I bet. But we city folk wouldn't understand.

[@AaronUpdike]

Hank, we can science out what would happen in your scenario! Write out "I've been turned into an ant -H" in crumbs in your office, then hide in the closet, and see what Kathern does. Then we'll know if your plan would work.

[@kevinwells9751]

I live near Denver and I wish I could come see you, but you managed to pick the one week that I'm out of town on a business trip! Enjoy your trip out here and best of luck with the show!

[@stacym900]

Post P4A chaos vids are some of my favs!

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@Laura-kl7vi]

Smart idea so you can recover from it all! Sadly for me, this is one of the only parts I could see 'cause I was working a ton this weekend. Good pick, though. Love it. Thanks, Hank, for what you do/did for Project for Awesome.

[@Ruxinator]

You can't... you can't just... hank no stop it

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@fossilfighters101]

he can and he will

[@aaronhubert9641]

Tickets purchased!! See you in Denver!

[@kristenk9990]

For some reason I thought Jarrod was contained in the quantum realm that is project for awesome. Alas, I guess if TB is still here then we must except the help of a Crypto CEO/Vampire in our quest to end TB.

[@untappedinkwell]

I love that we're considering P4A a quantum realm.

[@carolinevincent4868]

NO NOT JARROD

[@aianyoung]

Jarrod is a creature of the night. It is very disconcerting to see the cryptid during the day.

[@xANN28x]

The Jarrod jump scare really got me

[@ReadingAce]

I thought we were done with Jarrod, did he like... move in? Katherine needs to kick him out.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

That's what happens when you make the mistake of inviting in a vampire.

[@shiny_x3]

I can't stop staring at his chemo hair. It's so different!

[@fossilfighters101]

it's like mac & cheese to me

[@ajblake3045]

This is the first year in over decade that I missed the project for awesome! I always get the digital bundle and I am so crushed to have missed it! Stupid adult responsibilities.

[@AndreaCrisp]

3.5 and P4A is still giving! Juicy Hank!? Crystal Wizard hats? I missed Tyler on the live, but I am now geeking out over him after seeing his website. And Jarrod!?! 😂 So random. Never a dull moment and so much love, learning, silliness and connection. Love this community so much.

[@ashtuatara]

Oh god Jarrod has escaped the P4A, this is the stuff of nightmares. I literally fell out of my chair.

[@trishamcmillan8171]

I like this era of Hank Green. He has a more In Yo Face interface.

[@zacharystone4757]

Not gonna lie the Jerrod jumpscare got me

[@thebookbag]

The jumpscare of Jarrod gets me every time

[@blessedveteran]

Your hair is so curly.. I love it 💜

[@mordecaialba]

"baked bean ice cream sundae" us filipinos have been TRYING to tell you about halo-halo!

[@theprogressivewest]

I’d like another P4A meme/art review

[@vlogbrothers]

I was hoping to get it out this week, next week hopefully!!

[@jdk2535]

I hope that we get another John callout similarly to the "you start the video with-" from last year but this time about Hank not having the "I'll see you on Tuesday" be the last thing in the video.

[@MattAwad]

I was so happy to see Jarrod return

[@tass466]

I live in Denver but flew to San Diego to see Hank's show. That feels a little silly now, but the bigger problem is that I kinda want to go see it again.

[@sinisterbutterfli]

"Ya I'm going with snail butt" needs to be clipped and shared with no context.

[@emilysha418]

Hank! Try redbean mochi ice,cream. You are so close.

[@untappedinkwell]

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[@energizerbunnn]

I was busy for most of the p4a, glad to hear it went well! ❤ dftba

[@BardovBacchus]

Can confirm. I have had no teeth for 6 months now and I manage just fine. Not having fingers would be far more difficult

[@deniserendon686]

The jump scare I got from hearing you save Denver! I’m running to get a ticket!!!

[@AmeliaBell28]

was not prepared for the Jarrod jump scare. had to pause the video to catch my breath because I started gasp-laughing too hard.

[@seanmccaul3034]

Dang it! I live in Westcliffe, Colorado but can’t make it to your show that night! Hope you have a great show and a great time in Colorado! Wish I could be there to see it!

[@bendubz9000]

That Jarrod jumpscare was uncalled for, Hank

[@NinaDmytraczenko]

Did Jarrod laser off his face tattoos? The BUTTS was barely visible? Is it a side effect of the monkey blood treatment? I WANT ANSWERS, HANK

[@vlogbrothers]

It's just how monkey blood works, tattoos don't stick to Jarrod's face.

[@minimarker3]

@@vlogbrothers *sigh* I'll add it to the lore...