The Landlady by Roald Dahl | Narrated by Geoff Castellucci

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"The Landlady" is one of Roald Dahl's spookiest short stories. I hope it gives you the same kind of creepy chills it gave me. This one is best enjoyed at the stroke of midnight, in complete darkness, while all alone...Thanks for listening!
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Roald Dahl is one of my favorite authors and If you've never heard of him before, do yourself a favor and go read "The BFG". Pure magic.

[@dmckim3174]

I appreciate that the narrations have continued despite not being as popular as the music.

[@sarahereach]

Yes! I absolutely love his narrations, and am so grateful that it is something he enjoys doing as much as I enjoy listening! Hopefully my Patreon support helps makes these projects financially sustainable in spite of lower view count. And they say money can't buy happiness *smh*

[@dmckim3174]

@@sarahereach it would be nice if they were released on the various streaming platforms. Possibly as podcasts or something?

[@sarahereach]

@@dmckim3174 actually, one of the Patreon perks is an MP3 download of the narrations. I have them downloaded on my phone and listen to them a lot. It is especially good since I go camping a lot and don't always have cell phone service at my campsite. Geoff's stories are great around the campfire.

[@dmckim3174]

@@sarahereach I have not figured out how to transfer them to my phone. Can you convert MP3s on iOS?

[@atodiusbertive2910]

Geoff should narrate true horror stories like Mr. Nightmare cause his voice his perfect for it

[@cosmickiwi686]

Yes! He would be amazing

[@hansjillianloy2862]

or corpse

[@pastyuscricketer]

Absolutely perfect

[@inconsistentlysleepy]

Yes please

[@imafunkyman]

Geoff you have an amazing God given gift. Thanks for sharing that with us.

[@SkitSkat674]

Almost half an hour of hearing this lovely deep voice. What bliss.

[@restingcatface]

I love how Geoff effortlessly shifts his voice from one character to another. 👏👏👏

[@madam-mint]

Yeah that’s impressive-

[@bloodybones63]

That's how it's supposed to be done, or at least once was. This was a good one.

[@DravenGal]

*Shudder* Dahl had a way with the creepy stories as much as he did with the whimsical ones! And you, Geoff, read it to perfection. You’re outstanding! Literally! Like, you really stand out! I’m seriously rubbing my goosebumpy arms! All the little sound effects too, the teacup, the fire, etc. Just fabulous!

[@trishaurvan9439]

Vincent Price and Thurl Ravenscroft are applauding you on the other side Geoff. Your voice has the perfect tone to both soothe and terrify the listener. I love the creepiness of this and can't wait to hear more. Happy Halloween

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Woof! That voice.....the possibilities for audiobook narration! Oh my heart!

[@RyanTaylorNaturalRemedies]

I'd just like to say, that I think you have an amazing talent, and really enjoy your songs, narrations and creative flare. Keep up the great work.

[@sarawlindgreen3115]

Lying in bed shortly after midnight listen to this story and being both spooked, soothed and amused all at the same time, this narration truly has it all and is a great way of ending a long day.

[@sarahleonard7309]

I literally said "Oh, no, don't drink the tea" out loud, like the poor kid could hear me. Nice job on the pleasantly creepy atmosphere, Geoff!

[@daleharden1749]

This really showcases how the smallest adjustments to tone and cadence can evoke a completely different character.

[@angiewoollard704]

This was a great choice, Geoff. You used the tone and timbre of your voice perfectly here to create a spooky atmosphere. This story is positively chilling - a perfect example of how a story doesn’t need to be gory or graphic to be scary and unsettling. Leaving a bit to the imagination of the listener/reader is one of the greatest tools a writer can use.

[@Adahy_Bullet]

Geoff has a wonderful reading voice. I definitely wanna listen to more of his narratives.

[@chrissynovful]

I'm listening contentedly, headphones keeping me immersed in the story. No distractions. Suddenly an uneasy feeling hits and I slide my feet back up under the blanket. By the end of it, my knees are to my chin and I'm looking at my door expecting to see a landlady who's off her rocker, hovering in my doorway.

[@bibifricotin]

Thank you for this reading. I can t read myself to much cause i am dyslexic but i appreciate people reading for me. Plus this quiet reading is easy for me to understand even if english isn t my langage. I am french.

[@CrazyCartoonCat12]

I remember reading this in middle school, didn't know Roald Dahl wrote it. Beautiful narration BTW, it was both soothing and chilling at the same time.

[@Broomrider1492]

Right along with my favorite narrator Vincent Price. Your voice is well suited for these types of stories. The subtle sound effects were well placed. The doorbell, the tea set. Good old-fashioned almond smelling Arsenic poisoning. Classic. Loved it.

[@teresadoran1571]

I love listening to your narrations. Your voice is perfect for these.

[@jonathanthompson5900]

I’d listen to this guy narrate the phone book.

[@cannedmusic]

I could now see him doing it, or getting together with the other four and doing an operetta about the yellow pages.

[@sarahereach]

@@cannedmusic Geoff Narrating the phone book (or dictionary, tax code, or any ridiculous boring text) for April Fools day is the kind of joke I need in my life.

[@Dodl1]

But surely, an audiobook by Geoff would complete my life!

[@katrinakhalatians2776]

Me too Jon

[@Badger77722]

I would pay to listen to Geoff narrate the phone book!

[@DC-tm7ys]

Your voice is beautiful. What a gift. You are delightful. Thank you

[@mikeb8094]

I just found this!!! If you start narrating books in what little spare time you have I will listen to every single one of them at least once good sir!

[@tonifinley4872]

At least, huh?

[@sweetiypie1]

This is amazing. More narrating please.. You have such an incredible voice.

[@mugenyoake]

It's 1 am and I'm sleepless, absolutely perfect timing

[@SeinIshamiado]

PLEASE NARRATE MORE STORIES OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

[@bramos488]

Beautifully narrated by the one and only Geoff Castellucci. This story was very good and creepy indeed. Thank you so much for sharing this with all of us! 🎃💀🕷🕸👻🦇🍂🌙

[@jessicaft89]

This story is set in my hometown of Bath, England and it was lovely to hear you narrate this story.

[@dindixie]

I love your narrations, Geoff, your voice is so soothing, even if the subject matter is creepy. William must love having his daddy read him bedtime stories!

[@anna.cheney]

Your voice is perfect for this! Gives me chills! 💙🌨

[@susanfulbright4898]

As a retired reading teacher, I would have this and others Geoff has read for my classroom especially Halloween week and others sprinkled through the year. Written copies given to students to follow along.

[@sadakotetsuwan9229]

I remember reading this for the first time in 7th grade, and my classmates who had never read anything by Roald Dahl but just knew Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory were absolutely horrified and I, having read Dahl for a while at that point, loved every single word of it. So so good!

[@Herrdeskrieg]

You need to start doing More of these. This was great!

[@NC-ny1kw]

I did this short story in high school. Love the smooth tone he reads this in

[@eerob1013]

When I’m looking for something to help with my insomnia. Thank you Geoff

[@jonathanansleymusic4992]

Yeeesss!!

[@huldradraco]

Geoff is the perfect insomnia cure, I never make it to the end of his stories, lol

[@kathyconlon6593]

Wow! I love how Geoff narrates that voice he is amazing !

[@Waterlily6519]

Amazing narrative Geoff. Actually gave me chills. Wishing you, Kathy, William and all you hold dear the very best.💕💕💕

[@ritathomas5167]

I love these narrations! My only problem is that wonderfully soothing voice is so calming that I fight to stay awake! I really need to listen earlier in the day with a cup of coffee!

[@MsSilentH]

These readings are perfect especially this time of year, warm blanket, fire going. The spooks can keep a halloween/autumn feel going for as long as possible, I won't get tired of it! Glad you're continuing to do them!

[@daniellechance5838]

Wow! A classic I had never heard of but clearly was a gem! Something straight out of an episode of Criminal Minds. Goosebumps from the beautiful narration!

[@d0nnerknispel64]

Oh com'on the story can't stop at at that point, I need to know how it proceeds :D I've enjoyed it much, thank you

[@angiecommean7960]

I didn’t want the story to ever end!!!! Bravo, sir!

[@Dodl1]

Ohhhh yesss, another narrative, thank you, Geoff!!! I have waited by listening to telltale heart a lot. Again I love the chill chilly vibe, your voice is so perfect for it! May I suggest a Lovecraft story next? I would be very interested in how you as the narrator would interpret it. Happy Halloween to you all! 🎃 We will never get enough of you narrating for us, right y'all?

[@januzzell8631]

One of my most favourite horror stories - they made it into a Tales from the Unexpected episode - really creepy ;)

[@awkwardukulele6077]

SPOILERS: Weaver's fate was sealed by the end of the story. Bitter almonds, if anyone is wondering, is the flavor of Cyanide, a poison which she likely used to kill those other two guests. It tastes like bitter almonds because that's literally what gives bitter almonds their flavor. Weaver drank a whole cup of tea that the lady poisoned, so he's doomed even if he doesn't drink another cup. The lady mentioned those two dudes before him "still being here, on the third floor, together," even though she had said before "we have (the house) all to ourselves!" when Weaver first arrived. She killed the two other guys, and left their bodies where no one would see them, on the third floor. Weaver's likely joining them soon. She only had those two young men as guests because she only accepts people she want's to kill, and they have to be "just right" in her words. All the remarks about Weaver are her being happy she found someone she thought was "worthy" of being killed and taxidermized by her. Also, her taxidermy skills are apparently amazing, and she seems to have an obsession with pretty people/animals. She likely picked the young men based on how good they'd look as taxidermy. She mentioned one dude's clear skin, and another's teeth being less white than Weaver's. She was marveling at his teeth, because white teeth are something a taxidermist couldn't change, they'd have to luck out on having their "subject" have nice teeth in life. She was happy she got lucky and found someone to kill who had nice teeth, because she sees him as a taxidermy project, maybe the best one she's found yet. Of course, the reason those two guys were famous "in the papers" is because they were both disappearance cases, missing persons. Not missing anymore, of course, but only Weaver and the lady know that. Weaver's not going to be much help for that, though. That's all I noticed as of right now, if anyone has anything to add, feel free to mention them below.

[@ashleeearl0712]

I figured that. Poor Billy. Had he gone to the bell and dragon, he would'nt've been poisoned by the Landlady.

[@ashleeearl0712]

Also, how did the landlady not get arrested for murdér by poisoning?

[@thatalchemistlady]

Oh my god I loved this! Geoff, you are amazing. Your songs and your narrations are out of this world. It gave me the chills!

[@roseyuen6916]

The fun of horror stories is to watch the red flags raise up one by one, especially when it is the second time onwards

[@kaidensmith2770]

Amazing job, I look up to you so much. You have inspired me in my theatre and drama class. If not for you I wouldn't have realized how much I loved it

[@nikkibanning176]

This is wonderful. Your voice was soothing and chilling at the same time. Love that you narrate lend your theatrical prowess to the stories. Thank you.👏👏👏

[@shazam6274]

Excellent! Please consider doing more of these readings in the future. Thank you.

[@sjenny5891]

You remember that look in Tim Fousts eye when he sang Misty Mountains? The one that made you feel like he was reaching in and grabbing your soul? Listen to this again with your eyes closed and picture that. That is Alfred Hitchcock creepy.

[@nunyabizness3777]

It was made into a "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode. "The Landlady" was broadcast on 21/Feb/1961 -- the sixth season of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents."

[@katrinakhalatians2776]

Amazing narrative Geoff, actually gave me chills, you are my favorite member. Lots of love always. All the best to you, Kathy & William ♥

[@georgecovarrubias2417]

Excellent voice Geoff, I love how you sing I am your number one fan, Greetings! #Geoff 😎🎶🎵♥️

[@jack-in-the-box6823]

Oh. My. Gosh!!! chills. Soothing voice, but also hella creepy!!

[@alittlegamer7171]

oh heck yes! This was perfection!

[@Luredreier]

You're a amazing narrator. =) Loved listening to this. ^^

[@OneColeGuy]

Well done! Your voice always gives me chills, but this time for a very different reason!

[@lizwildcatmunro2460]

The notification dropped during the afternoon school pick up and I’d left my headphones at home, so glad I finally got home to listen to this, I think this has now overtaken The Raven as my FAVOURITE Geoff narration

[@ilonadever8249]

Wow, just wow! I love listening to you, Geoff, reading, singing, whatever. Thanx for this it is terrific!!

[@kimmimcknight3417]

I love this story and your narration. I had images of you telling a bedtime story to your little one -- nothing like this story, of course, lol...definitely two thumbs up here. 👍👍

[@shadowssniper5282]

We need more of this

[@raeheidi]

I could listen to his voice all day! It's so soothing and

[@bobbibuttons8730]

Have you thought of narrating Audible books? Your voice would be incredible for this.

[@larsfrosznielsen3536]

🙏Perfect....not only you can sing but also read with a nerve....wow🙏

[@Jackie-McCann]

When it got closer to the end, a memory got unlocked. I had actually read this story as a kid in middle school, but had forgotten the title until now.

[@FinarfinNoldorin]

I love to listen to you read, Geoff. Thank you so much! :)

[@kenziehurst2089]

I love your voice, Geoff. You should definitely keep narrating stories.

[@tammyhargis2429]

You have GREAT story telling abilities. I was totally mesmerized by the story so much so I was expecting a scary wicked laugh. Can't to hear you tell another one. Happy Halloween.

[@dorisdonnell8791]

You have an absolutely amazing voice for narration! Please read us more stories! And do consider reading longer stories too ❤ Your talents are beyond measure, and we are all highly greatful to you for sharing them with us! Do look after yourself and your wonderful family! All the best from Denmark ❤

[@tiffanybledsoe4591]

Excited, It's Roald Dhal!! -wait, Geoff .. is narrating Roald Dhal?! OMG! Best day ever!!

[@sarahereach]

*You* go read "The BFG"... To us... Please? JK, I know that is too long a story to commit to (unless you want to....) But I love your longer form narrations (this one and the Little Mermaid are my two favorites) *Your voice* is the pure magic! also: "Performance and Audio Production by um... me. Sorry." *Why. Are. You. Apologizing?!*

[@yupthatsme117]

Omg that’s so cool. My 6th grade teacher showed me this 2 years ago

[@emmaporterukulele]

This story deeply unsettled me on the first read through. Thanks for doing it!! Great job:)

[@Pissedoffdetective]

Fantastic. Also so refreshing to hear someone not from the UK...actually pronounce things and places correctly for once. Roald would be delighted.

[@boredwriter7792]

10/10 nailed it, my dude!

[@TheDisabledGamersChannel]

PLEASE DO MORE STORIES !

[@sandreawhite7534]

Loved it

[@ItsAMbutyoutubechangedmyname]

Ohhh now I know what my daughter and I will listen to on our drive to her school perfect length to be able to listen to the whole thing 😍😍😍

[@menfisopoyus6389]

I will hear this awesome voice all day !

[@CechKris]

Even I didn´t understand everything, because my english is not good enough, it was absolutelly pleasure to listen to you. Your voice is so beautiful. Its deepness is resonating in my head and I love it.

[@Z-LightfulMemories]

How wonderful. Thank you for that reading. Hope you and your family and loved ones are doing well and having a fun spooky season!

[@theconqueeftador69]

Geoff should read "The Fall of The House of Usher" by Edgar Allen Poe

[@RandiPoitras]

I know what I’m falling asleep to tonight!

[@tarjahlindroos5691]

Really loved to listen your voice, made the story so live

[@danawhitehorn-umphres1410]

Gorgeous narration. Absolutely brilliant.

[@mollieestep4613]

The chills I got from this. Do you know what else would give me chills? The song “Ghost riders in the sky” by Johnny Cash. Who thinks he should do a cover of it?

[@tonifinley4872]

And now he has!

[@pajamas_the_emo]

YASSSSS GEOFF

[@dtrix10kc]

Jeeze Geoff. That made my hair stand on end. Bravo sir. Bravo indeed. Well done.

[@spideravengermiller3920]

Man you have made all our dreams come true man I have wanted to see you narrate and my friend it was so amazing

[@AliceJRiley]

When I’m watching voiceplay and I get a notification for this, never clicked so fast!!

[@sleepy9246]

I could listen to you read all day! Also thanks for the special message on the photo! 💕💕

[@Gretchen_G]

Geoff's filling our dreams to the brim with fright again!

[@dtrix10kc]

Geoff I'd die to hear you narrate Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart" or "The Cask Of Amontillado" that is if you haven't already done them.

[@DarkEmpress86]

The Tell-Tale Heart is already on his channel, and he did a brilliant job on it 😁

[@dtrix10kc]

@@DarkEmpress86 Excellent. I'll.go look for it and give it a watch and listen. I'm a huge Poe geek and love The Tell-Tale Heart. Thanks for the info.

[@DarkEmpress86]

@@dtrix10kc no problem! He's also narrated "The Masque of the Red Death" if you haven't found that already 😊

[@ilonadever8249]

Just listened again in anticipation of the next one. This one of the creepiest stories I've ever heard!!

[@jessicaashbridge6168]

I haven't read this story before. What fantastic narration of a chilling story. Thank you!

[@asemlagnestal282]

This is so soothing ❣️🤗

[@karenfabian4950]

Sweet dreams everyone .

[@kimsmeltzer6083]

I always appreciate a narrator who can voice the opposite gender without making it some ludicrous caricature of how they think they should sound. poor inflection can ruin a wonderful piece and sour the experience. nicely done.

[@zenutopia2k708]

Great narrative voice. Great bass voice. You also could have a very successful career doing audiobooks and voice-overs as well.

[@onlycalmchannel]

Most spoken word productions are fine and even fewer are memorable. THIS is memorable.And, I think my chest hair grew chest hair during this listen.

[@kronkwarburton2562]

Spoooooky!! Well read, Sir. Listening to it 30ft in the air on a scissor-lift putting conduit up is not ideal atmosphere but most enjoyable nonetheless. Thank you, Geoff. You might consider some voice-acting work as a side hustle. Most of that's done remotely these days.

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Loved this!🐝❤️🤗