The Legacy Faction Will Destroy All Others - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@c33minus]

“The steroid Bob Rosses decided to keep on trucking” is my new favorite quote

[@divinestorms9070]

Same

[@chillytheimmortal9009]

what about "stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine."?

[@pro_crafter_12]

what was your last favourite quote

[@NotNotUnrendable]

LMAO

[@goldenblazekane9473]

lol

[@pandora0016]

Landfall: **makes a legacy faction** Also Landfall: you’ll never have the chicken man man back

[@ChaosCha0s]

Pandora Gaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@yellowpig1026]

*You will never reach the chicken man man*

[@Microwaveables11]

@@yellowpig1026 *Giornos Theme plays*

[@QwertyCEN]

NOOOOOOO.... Its not returned...

[@lisawalgate8211]

@@Microwaveables11 why

[@xarch9912]

"They're going to come in here and get stuck like a step sister in a washing machine" Ah, I see you are a man of culture

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Bruh

[@President_Salsa]

What are you doing step bro?

[@disappointedmess209]

captainsauce highlights 2020

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@President_Salsa *blasting you with gandalf's staff* TRYING TO WIN!!

[@noahgray7640]

What the heck

[@SHADESHAD0W]

When he pulled out the listerine it instantly gave me flashbacks to when he played the higher-lower game like 3 years ago

[@ItsYaBoi418]

Helpful tip: valkyries generally have a pretty great matchup against Da Vinci tanks.

[@noellopez6346]

"They're gonna get stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine" -Captainsauce 2020

[@The_Spoop]

I was literally looking to see if anyone commented on that quote.

[@The_Spoop]

Ur the first one I found

[@noellopez6346]

@@The_Spoop I didn't see it so I took the opportunity to do it myself

[@Him-ez1vj]

STOP IT STEP BROOO

[@noellopez6346]

@@Him-ez1vj no

[@egg2788]

Tribal faction: tries to ambush cap. Cap: "My how the turn tables"

[@physicsismykryptonite]

It's supposed to be "my how the tables have turned" im trying to be nice

[@alessandromeneses4284]

@@physicsismykryptonite bruh it's done wrong on purpose

[@mrincognito8764]

Administration Anonymous it’s a Office reference.

[@Sek11250]

@@physicsismykryptonite bro it's a joke

[@jimmyescober7395]

Teacher: What are you giggling at? Me: nothing. My brain: One Pike Man.

[@baranjan6969]

He can one pike death himself so he even death note cant kill him

[@andershaapa-aho8743]

Very well executed joke :)

[@falon5750]

2 pikes kill a snuffy. That’s 700 to kill a 2000 ish unit. I forgot the price

[@theanarchist9733]

would like but 69, sorry, you understand

[@virgilioalforque6565]

baran jan I’m confused 🤷‍♂️

[@heatherlenson812]

People are meming “Get stuck like a stepsister in a Washing machine” but what about “Congratulations, you choose the better of 2 shitty options” from the vacation simulator video.

[@Microwaveables11]

That's 5!

[@meladkins19]

Wut

[@heatherlenson812]

misterJaxon Adkins I think he’s counting the amount of comments that talk about the “Get stuck like a step sister in a Washing machine” quote.

[@meladkins19]

Ok

[@noahnanney9994]

And I quote: “Bayblade full of gunpowder.” Captainsauce 2020

[@breadphobic7380]

"Get stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine". Best joke I've ever seen on a tabs video.

[@mr.babygoat4145]

Lol

[@Jeremy_Watson1993]

lol

[@0Yvonne0]

"What are you doing step-bro" followed by unrealistic moaning

[@armyrlourdhogocarcido8104]

Search *Naive Stepsister* on you know what

[@morningstarnc3264]

Yes

[@deadzone1025]

Every time I see that you post it brings a smile to my face.

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Bruh

[@lampshadehitman6771]

Same Chain

[@JennyStrong87]

Same

[@muhammadyusufabrahams2154]

Yep

[@Goobie_Snort]

Why does big Billy keep saying "bruh"

[@jacobgoodman5183]

“Oooga booga cave man brain” stop describing me sauce

[@cow_arts7015]

jay : oooga booga let me jump

[@notayoutubechannelanymore4790]

G a y b r a i n

[@potat0a1m26]

METAL STRONG METAL NOT STRONG METAL MORE LIKE MACDONALD'S PLAY PLACE PLATE

[@ampfrostyyyontiktok]

@@potat0a1m26 MC'Donalds? *Plays Sicko Mode* give me that travvy patty

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Bruh

[@philipnolan6858]

The poacher is definitely a must, although it may not do as much damage it’s reload time is much quicker, due to this the dps (damage per second) is much much better overall. The accuracy is another good thing. Ps. The tank blew itself up 12:23

[@mrdoge1671]

“Stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine” Captainsauce 2020

[@robbiestrong-morse730]

"This job'll eat yo up and spit you out if you let it." Imagine this with a tank shooting a dead - eye and running over another and grinding it's freaking skull

[@cirthador1453]

Wormhole: Thor vs. hobbit, with hobbits turn into black holes on.

[@smileyphantom2838]

uh oh. Captain, be sure to have a fire extinguisher on hand in case your PC explodes...

[@qq-lw2vp]

The white tree of Gondor.

[@Yes-to5ji]

Sam Tyler-Hall 1 more like and that’s 69!

[@Kirbyfan-mo6ht]

Thor would instantly win because when hobbits become black holes they die

[@cirthador1453]

@@Kirbyfan-mo6ht Then have another bard.

[@FYSITL]

“Its gonna get stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine.” Well said Captain

[@lukemedley9856]

epic

[@Microwaveables11]

That's 2.

[@theanarchist9733]

would like, but 69, which suits it well

[@Sungblox]

nice 69 likes

[@ebicbarton]

WHO MADE IT 70

[@thefunniestofvalentines1447]

Some thing cool: blowdarters have more range than poachers, deal more damage than a boxer, have post side-effects like confusion and poison, and have two more effects than a wizard. They have mor range than an archer, and have a 1.3 second cooldown. This is why you should rely on them more than the poachers. Good combos: 6 blow darts, 2 pharaohs, 1 wizard, and Thor. 4 blow darts, 8 boxers, Thor with a flag bearer

[@a-10warthog78]

Nobody: The tank: sticks and stones WILL NOT BREAK MY BONES

[@Z---zi9wj]

_Ballista bolts_ But -words- will truly hurt me

[@BOT-ik6gu]

You are not funny

[@a-10warthog78]

BOT #1 wouldn’t it be funny if I actually cared though lmao

[@ryanred1525]

@@BOT-ik6gu wouldn’t it be funny if someone like you

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

About 4 sharp sticks; *"Am I a joke to you?"*

[@red.hydrogen]

Here we go again: Black hole Halfling vs Thor = Doomsday

[@jameshargrave118]

No no it’s = ragnorack (That’s close enough for spelling).

[@melanoc3tusii205]

@@jameshargrave118 *Ragnarok

[@lablimpet]

*Ragnarok

[@mrelderscrolls7087]

Ragnarok

[@landoplayz9774]

But the word ragnarok means doomsday in norse

[@ambermoon1341]

"Im alergic to bullets" Says litterally everybody who isnt american or russian

[@chonks2936]

As an american I can confirm I'm bullet proof

[@randowalker4511]

all of us from the us of the a are 200 percent bulletproof

[@alexkhaid]

Amber Moon I’m Russian... shoot meh

[@theanarchist9733]

in america we bath in them so we aren't allergic to them, that's why we sucked in vietnam, they didn't use bullets, they you sharp poop sticks.

[@Vulpine_Cloaker]

Guess I'm partially Allergic to bullets. I'm of british descent and also partially of viking descent.

[@deltalord6969]

Again you can make these videos 30 minutes or longer if you want. I can honestly sit here and watch you all day tbh.

[@stewiefamilyguy]

Delta lord same tbh

[@shardamus_shay]

yeah

[@f2progamer80]

Yep. I would love more captainsauce no matter what.

[@cthulhu1797]

Petition to make 30 min tabs videos

[@DaltonSWilliams]

I completely agree us no lives need to stick together

[@beast5gaming871]

Thank you for making these videos, I’ve had depression most of my life and your videos have made me love life again.

[@vegaazurewrath0]

units when captain faces off against them: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE units when captain uses them : ITS SUPER DEFECTIVE

[@scareddoge9942]

The first thing in almost every one of his videos is him talking about how this won’t work then having it work.

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Brih

[@tempt_6]

@big Billy "brih" Not making fun of ur spelling i’m just laughing about how u spelled it and how it would sound like xD

[@persontheguyman223]

Atleast he got it right now

[@blepkid6052]

@@introverted.Person_IRL how come you commented bruh in the comment above this comment and then put "brih" in this one. I am confused.

[@thisidiot4370]

@@blepkid6052 it's a typo

[@scoopsta6141]

Who would dare dislike a video of such perfection

[@puglordofderp5085]

Apparently 25 people who don't know how much power this saucy man contains.

[@jameshargrave118]

25 people apparently

[@bobherobrine3415]

To be first

[@bobherobrine3415]

Or just Australians

[@monke7919]

26 people

[@seikkoh]

When you said "The tanks will just get stuck like a stepsister in a washing machine" you had me dying

[@Natehanb]

Hahahahahaha

[@matthewborgen5018]

Time stamp?

[@Lex_thebearqueen]

Right as I read this comment he said that.. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@macaroniandcheese4424]

I love how he gets so excited that he gets to use the new units but still loses alot

[@TheStressedYeti]

"Imma send that snuffy over them mountains" 3 mammoth towers Vs. the super peasant. you will regret nothing

[@1mariomaniac]

"you will regret -nothing- everything." Ftfy

[@thepyromaniac1582]

"It's going to get stuck like a step sister in a washing machine" Captain Sauce 2020

[@Error-zg2if]

The WHAT

[@SnekkOfficial]

@Insert name here Lol incesty wincesty

[@canadiangamer4762]

That was very funny

[@Him-ez1vj]

Error 505 STOP IT STEP BRO

[@nepnepguythegreatestofall]

I don't get it... (i know the step sis part but not the fuckin washing machine part)

[@voidraldarken]

Captain Sauce before: The church is holy ground, NOBODY FIGHTS HERE. Captain Sauce after: This level’s too hard, we rain down hell from the church.

[@todoroki7992]

I somehow Regain my sanity watching your videos I literally right in my anime journal all day and night so you’re basically really entertaining 𒊹︎ᴥ︎𒊹︎

[@dtdj3393]

“If you get pierced by a telephone pole, it doesn’t matter what you are, you’re gonna have a hard time getting up” *Ze cactus shalln’t fall down*

[@hallow_creator7501]

He gives the musket so much crap, but, when he needs them most, they come through in the end

[@tart9692]

yeah they rock

[@keenanwaller5951]

Play the game grounded after the Henry Stickmin series.

[@notayoutubechannelanymore4790]

What is that

[@mingustheprotector5192]

Yeah with mattshea bestatnothing and the gang

[@ThEldenCoon]

It's a good game

[@ThEldenCoon]

You place as a shrinkin kid in a yard and it's a survival game

[@mingustheprotector5192]

@@notayoutubechannelanymore4790 kinda like if subnautica minecraft and honey I shrink the kids all had a baby

[@commenter3002]

think you will like these after henry stickmin: Don't escape 3 Don't escape 4 days in a wasteland

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Bruh

[@chillknight3940]

4 days in the wasteland is a blast

[@palidengamer2540]

hes playing flash games because they will soon no longer be promoted

[@thisisanameyoudontlike9226]

please no have mercy

[@thediamonddog6381]

If he does hopefully he goes through the entire game some KZbin don't find the true ending

[@selan3245]

Battle idea “Demons” You are surrounded by 20 scarecrows 5 reapers and 1 dark peasant Survive for 30 seconds

[@بطاطسبراولستارز]

I like your name

[@selan3245]

It’s very C H U N K Y

[@jimmyescober7395]

@@selan3245 I am smol Yós

[@hellothere-sf1gl]

super peasant, i choose you! Edit: here we go, cheese

[@Cohuastourz]

"Ambush the Ambusher" - CaptainSauce

[@Snakesey]

Hands down my favorite series on this channel

[@tengpan5851]

Yes just yes

[@Cashman0578]

I love how he calls the blista bolt a sharpen telephone pole

[@drblood1559]

"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos)

[@chillytheimmortal9009]

wow thats actually the best and most creative comment battle i've ever seen

[@baringinsaktiboy4279]

Omg I haven’t been here in forever your voice gives me so much nostalgia ima subscribe you a great guy

[@loopyiguana8947]

I’ve been asking for this for ages. Please do another tournament! The first one was a bunch of fun and tabs has radically changed. You’d have to leave out the ridiculous units, but it would be super fun

[@skele9762]

The tank in the second legacy level where you got to control them was actually blowing up itself. just thought id point it out.

[@HyperNevels]

“We don’t have melee units” Thor : am I a joke to you

[@ednabridgeman2375]

the peasent,pike,boxer...

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

@@ednabridgeman2375 pikes not really a melee. He has a very long point stick

[@ma.theresanina7567]

@@NotMySelfAtAll they drop them and.start punching

[@agness1390]

banner and flag bearer use their flags to hit too

[@agness1390]

and wizards sword

[@robyngreen2529]

Everyone: Stepsister washing machine, *so funny* Captain Sauce: *I’ll poop BRICKS* Me: We’re just going to ignore this art... k

[@Microwaveables11]

That's 7!

[@RandomRothbardian]

Pooping bricks hurts

[@MariaDiaz-yc9jy]

"It's going to get stuck like a step sister in a washing machine" -CaptainSauce 2020

[@Microwaveables11]

That's 3.

[@Microwaveables11]

@@lisawalgate8211 what

[@lisawalgate8211]

@@Microwaveables11 it was a joke

[@dudenamepo]

So original

[@Microwaveables11]

@@lisawalgate8211 did you actually delete them lol

[@mazeandblue6378]

Mom:What are you laughing about Me:Nothing Me:thinking about tanks blowing up captains army of bards

[@ruthli6040]

There is something very important and somewhat obvious about using the tank, the gun is basically a fast reloading ballista. I does a crap ton of damage, but you need to make it count. On the second tribal level, the tank would constantly fire on the chieftains, leaving both snuffies alive. Meanwhile, when you used snuffy against it, it always had a clear shot so it one shot. The tank ramming still also does a lot of damage, so seen once again in tribal 2. Like so Sauce can see.

[@Slayer-88]

Captain: "I don't understand why the musketeers are gonna charge at us. That seems like a mistake because that seems about as strategic as their puffy shorts" Bayonets: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@samchindedza2012]

I mean the musketeer should be a long range unit

[@tomrichmond8388]

Tabs battle idea “Orgy” Surrounded by 50 vampires and 19 Cupid’s And yes I know this adds up to 69

[@madhavmenon5854]

beautiful

[@magnusamann6806]

This should not be countered with halflings..!

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Hey i saw you comment the exact same thing on the episode before lol

[@turtl3912]

Wonderful

[@xarch9912]

I have come for your kneecaps, surrender them to me.

[@OriJin.]

Please lord save me from this mad man

[@xarch9912]

@KB Kitt I'm willing to make that trade

[@Deaf0]

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE KNEE CAPERS

[@commiedoggo37]

*points revolver* I have come for YOUR kneecaps

[@commander_starz8188]

I Am The Lorax I speak for the trees as save the Amazon or I shall Harvest your spleens

[@doctormicrocraft5825]

Alright guys desperate times call for desperate plans: Goes on to build Death Star 3.0 to destroy the legacy faction in its whole.

[@jenniferdelacruz6580]

Sauce when winning: I HAVE THE BEST UNITS!!!! Sauce when not winning: I HAVE THE WORST UNITS!!!!

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

The wizard is easily the best unit in terms of cost/effectiveness IMO

[@britishgamer6383]

Captain sauce: upset that he can’t do it 😞 The wobbly horse god: use my Graveyard Him:👌

[@SCPImmortal-js7sg]

Never clicked faster, I love this. Also, obligatory last time I was this early something something haha funny.

[@melaniemcbride7800]

😱😱😱😱😱

[@inoobboi5438]

"Unstoppable battle-hardened warriors when I face off against them and giant quivering wusses when I use them..." Yeah, that's cuz the enemy uses strategy, and Cap uses comedy.

[@rainbowcattail4282]

Lol the T-pose bird monster😂

[@Its_Just_Jinx]

Captain sauce out of context "Stuck like a step sister in a washing machine"

[@radpixelbomb659]

“I got nothing here” Me uh actually you have whatchas

[@someone4265]

Radpixelbomb hwatchas ( i think not trying to be rude)

[@ryanred1525]

@@someone4265 Yeah you are correct

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Nope he only has legacy units

[@ryanred1525]

@@ygotsvlog3762 oh yea lol forgot

[@blooddrake1239]

Why do you think a wizard can one shot "almost anything"

[@lolaboudreau9139]

Wobbly horse really fast with flag bearers and or raptors

[@rapidtqnk2494]

TABS is the best man I’ve been watching this series for YEARS!

[@Eggsnbakon2new]

1 peasant vs. 1 hobbit

[@darkheartplays007]

The worst against the worst

[@Duck_king_]

Surprisingly it's the hobbit

[@owoiamyeet3727]

Early... Cool Also Captainsauce You Should Play Battle Cats Again c:

[@turtlelord8021]

YES FINALLY SOMEBODY BRINGS IT UP

[@introverted.Person_IRL]

Bruh

[@Goobie_Snort]

Yyyyeeeeesssss

[@sicklyoldman3998]

Indeed

[@persontheguyman223]

He said he wont in a long time

[@oscarfischer-nielsen6581]

17:20 they were reloading

[@Yuri_mf]

Finally someone point it out

[@KingBanjo1217]

“ALL PRAISE THE CHURCH OF THE WOBBLY HORSE!!!” -Captainsauce, 2020

[@ZackStormYT]

Fun fact:it takes 3 ballista shots to kill the tank but 1 hawacha volley does the trick.a hawacha and a trio of bards can kill a tank

[@leginious]

This channel is both pg and non kid friendly at the same time lol

[@gilby_6543]

You need to stop using 3rd person. When you fired a ballista shot at the DaVinci Tank, it hit a musket

[@stupertim4894]

Thor is amazing, use hin

[@thepokeystormtrooper3585]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who struggled with that last level before you get to use the legacy faction that took me two entire hours to beat

[@nuttersgaming6177]

4:50 Sauce: "The Bards are really good at distracting!" Henry stickmin: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@feelsdankman211]

GOOD ONE DÜD I LIKED

[@Despacitoian]

The whole comment section is just “haha washing machine”

[@fievelmouser8682]

I feel like you would like among us on steam

[@selan3245]

Fievel Mouser in a Henry stickmin video he said he has no intention of playing among us

[@nepnepguythegreatestofall]

No he won't. His channel is mainly focused on singleplayer than multiplayer

[@baranjan6969]

@@nepnepguythegreatestofall first video he ever made was multiplayer tho

[@nepnepguythegreatestofall]

@@baranjan6969 Okay but did he still continue it?

[@fievelmouser8682]

Yeah, just thought he might. Didn’t notice he said the so thx for pointing out.

[@beez470]

When your early and have nothing to say “M”

[@rexjolles]

E

[@kyleistired9947]

T

[@arlosenear4553]

F

[@daddycloyster4896]

E

[@hearforthemusic9814]

E

[@leilal9085]

“Hell” 3 military tanks 10 skeleton archers 5 barrels rollers 1 super boxer Restrictions: you can’t use legacy units and secrets. You can only use 30000 cash And the map is wild west

[@ItBeWurm]

That is fucking impossible

[@quinntessentialskill7414]

The tank has HP, yes, but if you kill all the riders, the tank dies. A little tip for you.

[@FFangsYt]

“Did u know the hunter’s trap can trap the trapper?” -Dagur

[@Kryo_Ghost]

ANOTHER HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FAN

[@FFangsYt]

XxDragonFlamexX A HUGE fan, I watched race to the edge twice and is almost finished with riders/defenders of Berk

[@skyogansoy1085]

Da Vinci tank: bonjour bench’s:tank: choo chooo mother trucker’s!

[@keondreiornopia3516]

My battle for next comment battle GOD'S REVENGE 1: thor 1 : zeus 1 reaper ( why a reaper? Cause I think he's a god) 1: artemis

[@crushdog69]

1 ballista... if it can kill a god it is a god

[@keondreiornopia3516]

@@crushdog69 yeah but thor can just shoot a lightning bolt at the ballista

[@nuttersgaming6177]

Sauce: "They're going to come in here like a step sister getting stuck inside a washing machine" Me: "I've been on the internet for way too long"

[@aaronblackman7910]

“And that this...should be super effective” Caveman fainted! What....Captainsauce is evolving!

[@skullyplayz1380]

Legends Say 9yr olds Are Still Saying "First"

[@tjpumpkinkingv2.081]

Yes and I’m one of them btw first to reply to your comment

[@skullyplayz1380]

Yes

[@skullyplayz1380]

@@tjpumpkinkingv2.081 You Have 8 Subs Now

[@King-of-memes465]

Very op tip: use the super or dark peasant

[@Fortnitegoat1505]

You can't fucking use them they are to expensive

[@Rxmon-Roman]

Very op tip: They cost about a million gold and the game obviously doesn't give you that much fucking many Another op tip: Don't be a fucking doofus

[@jorgerico2766]

Hey

[@P1P3RMAXING]

Hi

[@davishensley3588]

Hello

[@oscarhepworth6759]

Units against captain sauce: god like. units on captain sauces side: ooga booga

[@thomasdavid5003]

The biggest of the small part 2 5 stoners 3 bone mages 10 ice archers 1 hawacha

[@K48da]

Hi

[@davishensley3588]

Howdy how

[@mrblakeboy1420]

Answering some of your questions: Q: Why are factions good as enemies and bad as friends? A: They always use units that are good against crowds and some units that are good against big units. Q: Why are scarecrows and vlad terrible for me and gods for them? A: They are expensive strength in numbers units. Q: What is it with the wobbly horse? A: They meaninglessly wobble their legs while a mysterious force pushes them forward(tested with balloons) (same thing with minotaurs)

[@prateekgarg3422]

cheerleadering a ballista is one of the best strategies there is

[@Lava_Dragon]

A small tip for the tank, often other units aren't taking it down, it shoots itself. That is what happened when it fought the Snuffys

[@Piercethecitzen]

Crazy to think I’ve been here since his 22nd video 5 years and you have come along way legend

[@nikzubyk6396]

Call the scarecrow what ya want but putting it on high ground and taking control over it makes it powerful because the birds are like homing shots that can be fired from as far away as ya like

[@A_Fox_Above_Water]

"Bowl cut bros"; "Scythe Sisters"; and "T-posing bird monsters". Cap knew band names like no other

[@theanarchist9733]

I have A army to fight. "then the winged hussars arrived" A shit ton of sped up calvary coming down the mountain on the legacy map.

[@samlagerquist3271]

9:09 "get stuck like a step sister in a washing menarche" sause 2020

[@vcat1832]

It's actually 9:02

[@jnsjy8644]

Cap you know how in the Henry stickmin collection there’s a multiverse imbalance bar in completing the mission well if you get all fails and endings in the game you can play that mission again get to the bar and reset the universe getting the last possible ending in the game and a thank you from the devs